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>I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FOOTBALL. I JUST LIKE TOUCHDOWNS!!

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what's with hans Muhammad ozil shilling redzone every week selling its tag line and shit? how much you paid? cringe

only kino way to watch all 8 games at once on split screen

have sex virgins

>Why yes, I do enjoy watching 2 yard runs up the middle, incomplete passes, commercials and punts all day. How could you tell?

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>admitting that you hate the sport
sad

you are fat
lose weight
fat fuck

15 minutes boys.

sportsurge.net/#/events/1

RedZone is the only reason football is watchable with all the ads.

>this

>snacks ready
>weed is lit
>catheter in place

MY BODY IS READY LETS DO THIS

football

LETS GO BOIS

>I LOVE WATCHING FOOTBALL!!!!!!! IT'S SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!

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HAHA TIME FOR REDZONE

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thought I was on Yea Forums for a sec. Some low quality shitposting here

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Gamepass won't load

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>Rosen goes from Cards to Dolphins starter

Boomers mad because they have to watch a whole game with commercials

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Firstly: Foreigners need to stop watching MY sport.

Secondly: Redzone threads are already dead and it's week 3.

It works.

There's no point in redzone threads tbqh
Nothing to talk about. Just watching all the scores

based.

if Rosen is actually component, I'd fire Flores for being retarded

>cowboys lose as 25 point favorites

>Nothing to talk about
You can watch 1 Dolphins play and get excited about their chances.

>component
>com-po-nent

typical retarded tripfaggot

>le guy is offsides so I get a free play to throw a 90 yard bomb that has no downside even though the defense never gets a chance like this man

No commercials? Uh...BTFO

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>lelphins

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>JUST WHEN A TEAM MIGHT SCORE
You're retarded and have never watched Redzone before

What's more retarded is living on an island surrounded by fish and somehow dying of famine.

yeah but the game thread is better for that

anyone gamepass is down so I won't be watching. I paid actual shekels for this shit

Watch the stream

holy shit mahomes is whining a lot already

is the afc west bad?

raiders and bronkeks are

based

kinda been thinking the chorgers were overrated since last season too

LOINS HOLY SHIT

Gamepass works now, you have to login though

holy fuck, does Josh Jackson only have 1 throw?

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I like jest helmets

Uncle Sharp is the best thing to happen to social media.

The Rivers era chargers as a whole are drastically overrated.

>alan heems

more like ABTFO

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that nigga ded

now that's a cringo. Yikes.

Holy fuck, the Jets are utter shit

Any YouTube links?

just got home, what did I miss

The Saints will probably still win the NFCS with 6 weeks off

>Ratbirds

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Basically what you'd expect, Jets and Dolphins are utter shit, Lamar looks good

fuck yeah josh allen

tastes so good

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Why do the Packers ever wear that ugly as fuck uniform?

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lions got the first kickoff return for a touchdown of the season

vintage

Are the Falcons bad this year?

is the NFL fantasy site shitting itself?

>ravins

Yes

Worse than the tits and browns?

Yeah but it's hideous lol

They've been wearing em for a while now even outside of the 100th anniversary

not as bad as the stealers bee ones

No

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allen hurns out

Pretty impressive to see Rosen carry this sorry ass o-line down the field twice.

>Mom is coming up to go out to dinner with me
>Don’t wanna miss any football
This sucks

No one is talking about the steelers you fucking brain dead huemonkey. You clearly barely understand the language stop responding to posts you clearly are confused about. Seriously imagine being some foreign dog that thinks he has to reply to every post he doesn't understand.

How about you take a cue from your mother sit quietly with your mouth shut before daddy gives you another son you hate.

pass it to edelman goddamn it

edit: lol

Tom, come on

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fins with the cheeky onside

>using nfl for fantasy and not superior espn

I used to play on that, and on yahoo too
espn was nice
yahoo was trash
NFL is ok

yeesh it looked like Carr actively tried to throw it over the receiver

>nig heemed by big white boi
as it should be

more like Matty Shit amirite guys?

The patriots are about to drop a 60 bomb aren't they

nah

Yahoo is just a laggy travesty with a counterintuitive layout. Basically the apple of fantasy sites
NFL tries too hard to be flashy with its graphics
ESPN is best by default, despite login issues all the damn time

ALADDIN

The new Omaha.

Didn't manage to get Josh Allen off waivers this week after Brees going down. Sickening.

Did Allen forget that he's allowed to throw the ball?

Based flea flicker

>fitzpatrick cruse already occuring

Fuck you Flacco

>mexican flag at the dallas game
why? what does that have to do with football?

>ratbirds

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KC is legit

>the mahomes dynasty

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Loins trying to snap necks

Falcons are fucking trash

the dolphins are doing this shit on purpose

Dirty ass cowgirls

>lphins

SWIPED

I feel so bad for Dolphins fans

Was going to ask why don't the Bengals try something new at QB, then I looked at their depth chart

classic Andy Reid clock management

how the hell is that still bills ball

Why were people here rating Lamar?

uhhh, it's the year of the black quarterback sweety, get with the times

>Another patriots shut out
Is there any point in watching the rest of the season?

Yeah seems like Belichek is resting his WRs already.

>that lineman fucking smashing the bronco's rb into the endzone
top kek

*field goal rattles*

>line just picks the runningback up and throws him into the endzone
>runs off like he just scored himself
absolutely based

BRADY SEETHING

>McManus
That TD deserved to be converted.

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Damn agolor with fuckin madden moves

dear lord cincy is bad

Spoke too soon

should the patriots be playing their starters this much in a preseason game?

WITCHING HOUR TIME BOYS!

The witching hour!!

LETS GO!

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They do play the Iggles and Cowshits later this year. I don't know if they play the Chefs or Ratbirds... So yeah.

What an amazing catch

> iggles

Taco Charlton is a great name

WITCHING HOUR

hahahaha raiders shut out

How are the Falcons so bad

These witching hour plays making me nervous

>razorcakes

>defenseless player

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>Ratbirds

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Hmmmmm.... Let me see... Incompetent QB, Defense, O-line. Yep, that about does it.

SNEED
FEED

lamar jackson fucking got bailed out

but lake said matt ryan was good

the Bills did it

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>LOINS

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GORRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy shit a dropkick lel

is that kick even legal

lol watch that will be a safety for the bills

the fuck is happening at the Bills game

>gave himself up
didn't know that was a thing

BILLS MAFIA

It's probably the best way to do an onside kick outside of trying to boot it straight at an opposing player.

it's absolute shit because you can just fair catch it

wait no its not

this

and the fact that most of the time the other team will be completely surrounding the ball

This. Although I bet at least half the players wouldn't think of doing that. It's pretty rare that a rookie of all people knew what to do.

What a catch by Ingram. Naturally, my opponent in fantasy has him.

Evan Engram. Holy shit.

Big time Larry getting TDs.

lets go niners and chargers

That Rivers start streak never ceases to baffle me
It felt like he missed half a season for 5 seasons straight back in the day, but I guess those times were just when he was injured and throwing infinite picks

did the chargers make the right move picking phillip rivers over drew brees?

garoPOOlo

it wasnt really his fault though

Ekeler is not a big guy

>imagine being upset that someone likes watching the redzone channel

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i got so comfy during the early game that i fell asleep wat happened lads

>imagine claiming to be a football fan and only watching highlights

garoPOOlo strikes again

>imagine claiming to love commercials so much that you watch them all day every sunday
Lmao @ your life scrub poorfag

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>woppolo

of fucking course minkah is going to be a star with the steelers

good job minkah

As a dolphan, it hurts bro
She never did these wild things with me..and now she doing it all with chad from Pittsburgh

Why live

>he doesn't understand the difference between watching highlights and watching games as they unfold live and uninterrupted
what a dumbass

>$(ers

fuck off niners. at least the chargers are doing their part

>$(ers

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fuck

>seahawks

are you fucking kidding me niners

I'm sorry, but did the Seahawks already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's not even halftime. Does not having the lead in the second quarter count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Seahawks are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing as an underdog. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Seahawks are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 10-6 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Seahawks win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Aints just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Seahawks topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

thank you chargers

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>tardinals

>shithawks

Pete Carrol's nose looking like Seattle rn

Panthers should keep starting Kyle Allen desu.

Why does he always have a bandage on his face? Does his wife beat him?

>them showing a close up of the nose

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motherfucking shit

NINERSSSSSSSSS

>$(ers

He got rekt pregame.

Needed to bandage it up.