*protect her smile edition*
>upcoming
SUNDAY 22/09
18:00 Eintracht Frankfurt - Borussia Dortmund
MONDAY 23/09
20:30 VfL Wolfsburg - TSG Hoffenheim
*protect her smile edition*
>upcoming
SUNDAY 22/09
18:00 Eintracht Frankfurt - Borussia Dortmund
MONDAY 23/09
20:30 VfL Wolfsburg - TSG Hoffenheim
nth for Jacob Italiano
>this fatty
>qt
yikes, dawg, get some standards
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand another tipp ruined in the last 5 minutes
na ihr pädophilen wichsgesichter
bin kein wichsgesicht
doch doch bist du
Hoit's Mei, Ümit, und geh zurück in die Türkei.
mitten ins schwarze
The next Sonboly is waiting for you
Yep, I'm thinking we are back
How many of them do you still remember?
Did Frankfurt buy Trapp or is he on another loan?
Buy
none, cause I'm not a pathetic virgin loser
Popp, Sasic, Künzer?
Chelsea-Liverpool pissed me off so I'm going to watch this instead
should be good
Artie snorts heroin, Artie snorts heroin, Artie snorts heroin, Artie snorts heroin!
He snorts heroin just like cocaine,
cuz he's so fat that he can't find a vein.
Yes, welcome
witsel
Dortmund needs a chubby Stoßstürmer
WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL
WITSEL YOU FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!1
WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL WITSEL
same here, mon ami
WITZEL WITZEL WITZEL WITZEL WITZEL
>hazard to witsel
based belgian connection
Don't call me Ami.
>42' Andreas Christensen is substituted due to injury. Frank Lampard gives a chance to Kurt Zouma (Chelsea).
LOOK AT HER SHOWING HER TITS LIKE A WHORE!!11
FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEE!!11
yes
no u
rate my abendbrot
this is just unfunny and cringy
Durm is crap
A.Silva is pretty much a flop
Frankfurt is finished
THUS
jogi :DDD
is Frankfurt a nice city?
AC is finished. I now believe the prophecies of future greatness I received were about Joachim Andersen instead.
Still, AC will have a very respectable career at the non Premier League Europa League semifinal club level.
no
no
only if you are a millionaire
Not even for Rainer Winkler
Sancho having a stinker
1 goal and 2 assists coming up
It's probably a shithole like every (((financial center))) city
>Aston Villa areback in the Premier League
Huh. Passed me by. Reminds me of another former world class young Danish CB, Jores Okore.
see
see
Mats Hummels is the smartest active football player that starts on the defence. Not only that, but Hummels is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.
Hummels scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Hummels has an IQ of 144.
To add some context, this means Hummels has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler
Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant football stars:
Ilkay Gündogan - 35
dabbing Atiba Hutchinson - 33
Andrea Pirlo - 24
Toni Kroos - 11
Jerome Boateng - 6
Hummels is literally classified as a genius. His recent activities during the DFB Cup media week confirm this. He is managing to simultaneously gain attention (good for endorsements) without providing the media anything to take out of context.
>having more IQ than a nigger is a big achievement
just realized delaney is playing
didn't watch the barsa game
is hummels rated again?
cope
Yes, he and pretty much everyone else in the back 4 shut Barca down so bad Bürki could've taken a nap and still kept a clean sheet.
dortmund won't win this one
lmao Brandt leave Leverkusen to be a bench warmer
That shouldn’t come as a surprise when Dortmund are in the lead.
this one gets it
>He preordered FIFA20
haha what a loser
obvious samefag is obvious
lmao at frankfurt speckie user.
stop eating so much and do something against those undefined spaghetti arms of yours.
>he can't into IP check
lmao look at this boomer
I'm waiting for FIFA 21
go be cringy elsewhere
>conceding against Andre Silva
told you
SILVA
It won't come out on Mega Drive or PS2 tho
Literally never saw Burki make a good save
er ist sein gewicht in gold wert, nicht wahr wolf?
Akanji once again sleeping.
Move out you fucking idiot.
banter club
Is Frankfurt a nice city? I have family who live there and want to visit them there one day.
no
reus is so fucking shit today oh my god
why is your anxity kicking in?
Just because the weekend is over?
he pulls off the difficult ones quite often
what?
Or is it because of your cold making you all stuffy?
>batyuai
Is Hitz time here yet?
oops wrong thread
isn't he injured?
>Kathy stays in Munich
>Mats moves to Dortmund alone
>Becomes good again
Hmmmmm
it's aight senpai
nah man I just got 1 month of EA Access
I've seen this exact game from dortmund like 10 times
>he preordered FIFA 20 on Nintendo Switch
they have a lot of these
stop playing videogaymes
bummels ded
Favreball
stop being an NPC
seen that too?
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SNATCH-O
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yup
Jaden Bailusoutcho
BASED WITSEL
Witsel is a god
SANCHO-PUNCH-O
LOOK AT THIS WHORE SHOWING OFF THE GOODS WAITING TO GET FUCKED LIKE A WHORE!!11
FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREE!!1
BOAH HAB ICH BRANDT
Is Jadon Sancho the best under 20 player in the world?
No, that's Moukoko
FATZE INCOMING
Yes. Also Kai "Kai Havertz" Havertz.
And further down the line Moukoko.
>u20
cringe
>le byline center back to reus in the middle of the box
>he doesn't score
classic
I can probably juggle a ball better than that 10 years after quitting football lol
yeah I bet you juggle balls really well
ref being dogshit again, how is that a yellow?
True its a red
SCHEISSE
DELANEY
BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN
>Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney >Delaney
TRUST A DANE...
ANIMUUUUUUU
get fucked
>danish defending
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Shareholder btfo
Wenn da ne Delle wär
Aaghhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha suck my bavarian dick
DELANEY SCORED AGAIN
DELANEY DELANEY DELANEY
>Kamada celebration as if he scored the goal
kek
women football eternaly btfo
classic
they will struggle for the top 4 like this
>delaney
is that a french name?
SELL SELL SELL SELL
Dortmund always play like garbage anyway
Armer Mario
FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS
FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS
FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS
FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS FAVRE RAUS
Nique ta mere, Pierre-Muhammed!
Is it safe to say that Leipzig are our only hope now?
So, now that Dortmund is out of the Meisterrennen, who will win itt?
they will not drop another point
>dw kick off
They are next level of autism
suce ma bite adolf al aala
fuck denmark
this
>it's a waste chances and concede late episode
too many of these
nailsmeme will choke
the problem is that there was no midfield control with the brainlets keeper and defenders punting the ball up 50 yards rather than passing around frankfurt's press
she might be right
Royce the eternal choker strikes again. Its like he lives to fuck my fantasy team in the ass. Lets hope Arnold shows up tomorrow.
that annoys me as well
i thought favre was into possession? why doesn't he explain these idiots how to do it?
he's trying to, but the team does not allow complete chokes (Frankfurt, Gladbach, Benfica)
they are, dare I say it, going to win the league despite him
Why did shitmund take off Paco and Sancho. They lost all their offense.
>yet another tipp ruined in the last 5 minutes
yep
sancho was shit, his goal didn't save his performance
>another disappointing result for BVB again tonight. what do you think digger?
because they were shit
reus was the worst though
Must be the gameplan to hoof the ball out like a headless chicken as soon as they have it. didn't you see the shit zagadou did?
Mom says it's my turn to win the Bundesliga!
I missed the match what the hell happened to you fuckers? Dogshit performances twice in one week? Guess we'll see you in the Europa League then
Excuse me, I'm late again. AHAHAHAHAHGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAh
>Dirtmund behind Buyern yet AGAIN
oh no no no
Ugly as fuck and not even smiling..
>OMG I SEE WOMAN I MUST COOM
You retards have such low fucking standards jesus christ.
Translate that Germcuck.
based
>noooooooooo it wasnt our mentality!! you cant be serious!!
cringe
Super. Why was he upset?
>Dortmund won't come as close to winning the league as they were last season for another 10 seasons
youtube.com
Next time please put me in, coach.
it's clearly the era of the bull
nö
Please, coach.
because they asked him if they have shit mentality
>cringe
based nö poster
seething.
RESPEKTLOS
DAS WIRD MAN DOCH WOHL NOCH SAGEN DÜRFEN!?
>wenn du widersprochen wirst
based hauptschüler education
I love coming to /bundes/ after Dortmund didn't win and seeing all these shareholders getting BTFO.
Only reason to browse these threads for 4 years and counting.
mowl sonst watsche mit fuß
Honestly, I have no idea how professional footballers talk to this cunt without punching him in the face.
*ruins your meisterschaft*
r8 the coach of my favourite aut/bundes/ team sperging out after getting absolutely BESCHISSEN by the ref
youtube.com
That is not Bas Döst
>auszucken
he was pretty based against düsseldorf but lately he hasn't done much
>balkan-monkey
>rage
ach
we /mentalitätsscheiß/ now
People up north often see Austria and Switzerland as belonging to the civilised northern club, but it’s pretty obvious just from looking at their football cultures that they are much closer to Bulgaria, Hungary or Romania than Denmark or Norway and if you looked at the political culture of Austria at least, that would only confirm it.
This is not a value judgment to say that Denmark is better than Austria, just an objective observation of an interesting phenomenon.
Hallo dänmark du bist wie immer traumhaft schön herrlich erfrischend und sehr erotisch mag dich so sehr du bist so wunderschön du bist eine wahre Augenweide dein Gesicht ist zauberhaft deine Haare wunderschön deine Figur ist ein Traum deine traumhaft schönen langen Beine einfach zauberhaft jeder Zentimeter von dir ist wunderschön bussy drück dich ganz lieb hdl
tl;dr
kek ok that post though
(only newfags will remember)
unironically yes, just yesterday a Rapid fan hit a Tyrol player with an object from the stands, and after the match the Rapid trainer applauded his sportsmanship for not making a big deal out of it.
Also people here are ok with pyro, which can't be said for Germany.
Lang lebe Didi I., König der Sauproleten
Well there's no danger when it's used in empty stands
>have no reliable defender other than Hummels, not even fullbacks
is this the way of the German champion?
gib bissy bidde
>football cultures
What exactly did you look at? One youtube video?
Do Yugos go to games?
I base it off the ads on Austrian shirts and I think there was a Swiss guy possibly of Romanian origin called Christian Sion or maybe he was involved with the club called Sion, but I believe he was super dodgy.
I haven’t watched any soccer from either country, but I think that just makes my opinion and feeling about them even more objective.
absolute madman
we drinking
so much this
ozapft is
i like dirndls
absolute state of hanz's libido
It's not like people here go to matches religiously. Some have kept their allegiance to teams like Dinamo Zagreb or Red Star/Partizan, others simply bandwagon clubs from big leagues. To me Yugos don't seem to be into Austrian club football all that much, but they're all over amateur football (although that depends on where you are).
aua aua meine linse
good night
Those jeans are kickass I need them
Yes yes, gooooood morning
difficult morning
sorry to hear that switzerland is having a difficult morning. not going to worry about it though.
no no, I said good morning
OP thats a whale and probably voted green
was dortmund always this left wing?(
can u translate freund
Anna Gasper. Thoughts on her?
butt stuff
It's so cute when girls wear a man's uniform
makes sense for whales I guess
mein Neger
Haha, alter dieser gottverdammte Ehrenmann.
Hi, Coach, looking forward to a great training-session today!
kys
hope this post was addressed to t*m
everyone itt really
i do not acknowledge the post, and i won't respond to it.
Coach, feeling really good right now, you can count on me in the next match.
monday is a long way from the weekend...
really not that long
just turn around bitch
wow dude
Someone already did. The interviewer asked Reus if his team had a weak mentality and he responded that it had nothing to do with mentality and more on just being bad defensively
>FC Bayern's signing of Kai Havertz next summer is far from certain. Borussia Dortmund would be willing to spend over €100m for Havertz if they sell Jadon Sancho next summer. In addition, all international top clubs are showing interest in the Bayer Leverkusen star
BRAVERTZ
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hob gschissn
>Die deutsche Nationalmannschaft bleibt in der Nations League trotz des sportlichen Abstiegs sehr wahrscheinlich erstklassig.
>Wie der SID erfuhr, wird die Europäische Fußball-Union (UEFA) bei der Sitzung ihres Exekutivkomitees am Dienstag im slowenischen Ljubljana aller Voraussicht nach eine Aufstockung der A-Liga von zwölf auf 16 Teams beschließen.
>Die DFB-Elf würde so ihren Platz in der höchsten Spielklasse des neuen Wettbewerbs für die nächste Austragung im Herbst 2020 behalten. Auch Island, Polen und Kroatien blieben in der A-Liga. Dazu kämen die vier Aufsteiger aus der B-Liga: Ukraine, Schweden, Bosnien-Herzegowina und Dänemark.
jogi just cant be stopped
at least they'll ride the bench together
Piefke always need THE FIX to stay at the top, can't do it on their own.
>icehockey
>basketball
>handball
And now even football.
Embarrassing.
the worst thing about this is that its one more reason for jogi to not get sacked
You're at the stadium and this man ruins your national team, what do you do?
we are the ones doing charity to smaller countries here
they all get a slice of the german tv money
sniff his fingers
>mfw
still not gonna watch this pathetic cringefest
why doesn't harder play?
based
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Update: VfL Wolfsburg 0 - 1 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim
>inb4 Rudy memes his way back into the Man shaft
very important update
What's so bad about Monday games? Is it because outward fans don't want to travel on a week day?
>outward
Away-fans if you want.
Aber du verstehst sehr wohl, was ich meine.
ok danke mein Freund
>wolfsburg defending
Yeah, feels good to be a powerful and influential nation.
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>Weghorst
VAR'D
very entertaining match
Grillitsch is really underrated
Bebou has a first touch like Lukaku
>Nagelsmann at the stadium
hey i know this is a bayern genny but i wanted to let everyone know that as of today i am launching a DICK STRIKE FOR GRETA in which I WILL NOT BE HAVING SEX until /ourgurl/ gets laid
>burn the coal, pay the toll
HOW DARE YOU
Actually pretty impressive
Keep us posted.
What was that game. No team didn't want the win and Hossenhoff got reffballes HARD.
at least Schnarchburg saved my bet
What you bet? I placed draw at halftime and Wolfsburg to win while 0-1. Cashed out at min 50 while it was 1-1.
Based and Liverpilled
gschissn
bet on a 1-1
photoshop a screen with bundes as the reflection into his glasses
>when you are a cuck who'd rather vote for some spanish fraud manlet
nice
hehe
based
what a shit show
rigged crap
Yea Forums never cared about her until that replay showed her looking dumb and autistic after she conceded a penalty
>Yea Forums never cared about her until the very first closeup she got during the WC
my retard queen
Stina is a chub
wtf, I love Stina now
baziert
post the psg girl webm
>Er betont, dass es ihm wichtig sei, dass sich seine Familie nicht groß mit dem Fußball beschäftigt. „Ich finde das immer ein wenig befremdlich, wenn Kollegen das ganze Wohnzimmer wie ein Fußball-Museum dekorieren. Müllmänner haben schließlich auch keine besonders gut geleerte Tonne dort rumstehen.“
Based or Cringe? Also guess the player.
For me, it's Kringe.
it was based WAF
Is Audi the buyern of cars?
cringe
what r we watching tonite??
nothing