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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 284
V. Bottas 221
M. Verstappen 185
C. Leclerc 182
S. Vettel 169

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 505
Ferrari 351
Red Bull 266
McLaren 83
Renault 65

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
170 (172 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
31 points

>Hund status:
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f1 is for faggots

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Hammy to Ferrari

>Vettee minds games in the cooldown room
lol nice bants

>You lost?

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>toyota wins lol

hammy to the grave

gimi

Now the dust has settled, that was a pretty tedious race.

>Totally determined at pit stops.
>Can't remember an overtake in the top 6, was there even one? (apart from the shiiters that hadn't pitted)
>Going slow at the start to preserve for the race
>Taking way to long to clear the track

The won't get rid of this because of the gibs it makes, so going to avoid this race in future.

Just another Valencia

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>you lost?
based seb rubbing it in

>autism room

wtf is this kid's problem? vettel helped him a lot in spa and he fucked vettel in monza q3. show some sympathy boy

Decent race, enjoyable even.

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F1 ANTHEM

why is it always when max is on the podium hes the only one in that room that isnt about to strangle the other and tries to make conversation

>You lost??

Whahaha Vettel absolutely relentless.

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he meant weight

Absolutely reddit

>you lost?

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>You lost?
AHHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAv

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kek based cheeky seb

The funny part is, SkyF1 now needs to either accept that Ferrari didn't deliberately manipulate the outcome in Vettel's favour, or they need to swallow their own narrative and accept that Leclerc is not number 1 at Ferrari and they did manipulate it.
They played themselves hard.

what is he pointing at

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>even when they win Ferrari are still fucked up

Seb is crying

Vettels about to pull a 2013 and win 7 races in a row

Who is the big Ferrari guy with the beard and blondish hair?

He was always hanging around with Massa.

>You lost?

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Because he has no hope of a WDC.

absolutely based

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The only thing that matters is if merc are p1 and p2.
They aren't so it's good race in my book.

/f1/

Hammy to winning championships in a slower car

sure he did

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me, in the crowd

DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES

God

BASED ANTHEM COMBO

>Leclerc absolutely seething
I love this

Bullshit indeed happened.

This Italy anthem sounds so fucking dumb

LeKEK BTFO

please no

The woman he is going to fugg after the race (your mom)

>leclerc singing the italian anthem

wtf I hate him now

>Kraut+Spaghetti anthem
It's been so long la

he couldve worded that a lot of other ways but he choose "you lost?" specifically to rub it in
absolute king of mind games

Wait is that flag on podium allowed?

25 SEC PENALTY FOR VETTEL

>Valtteri this is James
>Give Hamilton 4th place
LMAO what a cuck

why doesnt this senile fuck put that banner down

My digits

>Hamilel hasn't won since Hungary

Why do they have to run these races in all these bizarro time zones?

>that ginger Ferrari Italian QT

WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGLAAAAAAAAAD

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he's not french you know

LMAO at seething Lecuck

Entitled Zoomer

>YOU LOST?

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>You lost?
what could he even mean by this? poor attempt at bantz desu

i love how cringe the itlians are with their cringe anthem. pure reddit cancer.

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No, no overtakes in top 6 outside of pits. This isnt all that unusual. No merc on podium though so that automatically makes it a good race.
It was interesting from a strategy perspective I guess

request webm of singing Ferrari qt

The demon that keeps giving him victories in singapore

ayyyyyyyyy

>chief-strategist next to lekek
HE GON B WHACKED

>poropopopopo
every fucking time

always knew God was a manlet

italian anthem is absolutely based

>gifted a win
>crying
onions

Better than british

to mana

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>sky going on and on about how lelerc is diplomatic and level headed
>when he spent half the race crying

honestly would anything be more Kino than vettel dominance and championship win for the rest of the season?

post the Ferrari qt

I think this is a good time to write Hamilshit a letter. You know the drill I'll start.

Dear

Where were you all race!?

THE KING OF SINGAPORE

>3 ferrari wins in a row
is mercedes, dare i say it, really unterhunden?

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Because he never has a teammate with him lmao

>FERRARI SENT THE HEAD OF RACE STRATEGY UP THERE

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

It was a complete meme race, Giovanazzi was leading!

I know, still....

Verstappen to Ferrari 2021

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>german anthem
>italian anthem
feels good bros

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>tf
>tp

seethe more you absolute cuck

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Secondan
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

digits and this is Vettel's last ever F1 win

lmao what a bunch of idiots.
in german sky, ralf schumacher straight up said that leclerc should stop being a crybaby

>drivers lapping 13 seconds per lap slower than in quali for the first 3rd of the race
>teams deciding who of their 2 drivers finishes higher, actively rigging final result of the race
>race director mysteriously waiting couple of minutes before making a decision even if it's obvious
>drivers making le ebin divebombs and crashing into each other

yeah, formula 1 is truly a pinnacle of motorsport and entertainment

Kevin Magnussen

Fuck off.

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No, they pretty much have both titles locked, they are now focused on next season's car

That's gonna be some senna+prost kino

Is Max the best driver on podium?

6 Time

when will he get his next win? hungary 2020?

>Hamilton first
jesus so many retards ITT

based spaniard, vettel will win every race of the season from now on

>LEC thousand yard stare
OH NNONONONONONO

Did that champagne bottle have a GoPro attached to it? hahahahaha

*bitches*

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>>teams deciding who of their 2 drivers finishes higher, actively rigging final result of the race

cry more LeCuck fan, Vettel gained over 3 seconds in that undercut lap, he deserved that

They've had plenty of practice doing that for Lewlew

Nice

Eggplant

>Dear Fuck off.
That is indeed a nice letter to Hamilton.

updated
>strawpoll.me/18677890

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what is sad is that ferrari literally gave up the driver championship by favouring vettel, they're gifting away the win the hamilton, who know he can have car issues...

>wanted to jump ham
>jumped both ham and lec
Based

max is the only driver on the podium

Was a good afternoon

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Please tell me how to get a neck like Leclerc ;_;

LEC seething

This is great

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disliked leclerc's attitude today. quite pathetic

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This just confirms that LeJERK will become a Webber 2.0

that would be beta as fuck

Crybabiness seems to be the juice of champions. Senna, Nigel, Michael, Lewis, Sebastian, and now both max and Charles have by now shown that they can be a crybaby a bit.

lememe fucked himself early in the season without any input form the team

Never its over for Hamilshit, the new guard, a competitive Ferrari and GRAZIE ragazzi are here.

>be Vettee
>running third
>about 4 seconds from the lead
>told to pit to undercut the nigger
>shit stop
>pushes hard
>Lecuck pits right after
>good stop
>Vettee overtakes Lecuck anyway
Absolute Alpha

yeah what the fuck were they thinking? order vettel to mover over

lmao absolutely seething

Based

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without a doubt

thank you for your service

hahaha seethe

me during the sunday family lunch

Cant wait for LEC VET drama. It's been a long time.

>le racing lad look

Hopefully this place wakes up and stops sucking his dick

choco can literally DNF for several races before either lecuk or vettee catch up to him, stop whining

He's thinking about which frenchie will he sacrifice for russia, truly deep in thought

JUST

>Di Resta: "There is no favorite in that team"
LMAO in free practice he was claiming that Leclerc is number 1 now and the team will "gravitate" towards him
Pundits are such bullshitters.

Honestly, Gasly was fucking dropped from his team, did he not an extra 100 points for that shit? It can't be the case he doesn't get exposed ratings anymore just because he's forgotten now. He should already be named the winner of this shit.

FUCK YEAH BOYSSSSSSS

hahaha seething brit getting btfo

irrelevant, he got more point than vettel and now ferrari has the edge. he should be their number one driver at this crucial moment.

the boy is seething hard

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NEED TO KILL STARE

I agree. The poll is clearly rigged.

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Did Vettel not do the
>Grazie Regazzi bababababa mammna mia that's a spicy a meataball forza maranello forza ferrari vai vai vai tutti frutti in the butti

Based
Thank you based Typhoon sucking monsoon winds to our shithole
Merc could've easily won in the rain

ferrari has no edge you fucking zoomer, the championships are wrapped up already

I vote Gasly, we need fatjohn shenanigans to liven up the boring races

good to see seb actually smiling again, instead of that fake forced smile he has been doing for the past year or so

All smiles Vettee makes me go all smiles

they pitted vettel first knowing perfectly what would happen

who should be first then?

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>Buttass 2nd behind Hamilel even in the polls
BEST WINGMAN

fuck fruity european legislations, cig liveries were kino af

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Does Ricciardo win the KWAB of the race? I say yes.

YOU LOST?

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>suitsetamine voib tappa
That sounds fun!

I look forward to Lecuck's fake smile in the team photo.

>le no dead person to dedicate my win face

fuck off retard, i don't care about either of them. and no shit, every single of the top 6 would gain 3 seconds on the outlap because that's the difference in singapore. ferrari with that decision decided it was vettel who wins, and then mercedes ordered bottas to follow ridiculously slow lap delta. fuck them both

A perfect new whatsapp pic

if you only knew how bad things really are

>not even half the votes of the last two races
why update so early, senpai? race just ended like 15 minutes ago

>first safety car in
>immediately lose 3 seconds to verstappen in like 2 laps

>second safety car in
>immediately lose 4 seconds to verstappen in like 2 laps

>third safety car in
>couldn't even come close despite having perma DRS for nine laps

>all that while running on ultimately fresher tires
yea hamilton was surely not even close to being peak exposed today

Merc hasn’t updated their car since Hungary. It’ll be business as usual when they finally update their car which fucking sucks.

WHY ISN'T EVERYONE TAKING THIS Yea Forums POLL SUPER SERIOUS???

Cry harder, have sex.

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THIS

Gimi

>up next: sochi
ugh

lewis already won this m8

VETEE SQUADBABBY

>every single of the top 6 would gain 3 seconds on the outlap
Leclerc didn't.

>looks away when charles replies, pretending he's not listening
What a fucking alpha move.

>toto on foxsports

SEEETHING HOLY SHIT!
Look at this SEETHER
HOW EMBARASSING! He's perterbed by memes to the point of replying in a BUTT FLUSTEREDmanner.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Based

Vettel always looks tired. He should be decently muscular, with straight posture and a lean, cut face that looks smooth and firm. Instead he looks more tired and skinny-fat every year. Puffy and saggy looking face, circles under his eyes, little muscle definition, no drive, zeal and aggression in his eyes. He looks like he has high cortisol and estrogen levels and too little testosterone.

Time for an after race winnow

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I agree, but how many points should he get? Would 100 be enough?
I'll update it again later

Checked.

NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO

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>Hamilton legitimately almost as exposed as Kubica

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How much onions does Toto consume?

>Leclerc

KWAB

imagine not rating the cutest boy on the grid this year

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virgin zoomer vs chad boomer

>hamilton wins
>seethe people don't like it
>people vote hamilton first
>still seethe
make up your mind paki

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So, who did you vote for? Let me guess: Vettel?

Your lecuck fangirl is showing you seething babby

His smile and optimism: gone

>Replying to the Paki lunatic
We need to get him to an asylum ASAP
This is not healthy for his mental health

>charles turn to look in his eyes
>vettee can't handle the awkwardness and looks away

memes aside, who was in the fault of the Stroll puncture?

also digits for vettee, etc

anybody got the "you lost?" bit with audio? commentator here was blathering over it :(

Why Grosjean more exposed than Mag? One went from q1 to 11th in spite of getting caught in 2 incidents (lap 1 not his fault, vs russell racing incident) the other went from decent grid spot to last, with a meme fastest lap to keep him away from any of the cars.

Honestly betting sites should start giving odds for when Hamilshitton starts whining when not in Pee Juan

you can't pass on this track you massive twat, losing that time was literally meaningless
ching chang chong you stupid fuck

bottas is the only one with a chance and he's a cuck so...

>Not rating him since GP2

Nowhere near as gay as Singapore. You can actually overtake there at least. Still shit though.

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redditors

Not really a bet when it happens 100% of the time

Stroll

because grosjean will get smitten by the FIA for what he did to russell

This. Correa didn't die, so no power to him

MERCEDES CONFIRMED TO BUILD THE WDC/WCC ON 2020
FAGGETS

stilll boring valencia-tier-track

When, not if

SEETHE MORE LMAO

HAVE SEX

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>record scratch
>freeze frame
>you are probably wondering how I ended up in this position

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>you can't pass on this track you massive twat
You didn't actually watch the race did you?

>anal+ still going with that same font since 1980
Truly a boomer's chanel

Finally a decent result

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fuck liverpool

>Gasly 6th while driving a toro rosso
GOAT

>imagine celebrating a gifted win
/f1/ is pathetic

russell's fault

when someone call you french

HAHAHAHAHA
>Being mad
Rakesh,
go make a cum tribute for your watch, ok?

wow Gasly's 6th in the Toro Rosso? he should be promoted to Red Bull next season at least

TA
TA TA
TA TA TA

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>you can't pass on this track you massive twat
i've seen a shit ton of overtakes today though, somehow none of them included hamilton on verstappen though

>losing that time was literally meaningless
the only reason he wasn't overtaken is that bottas is the biggest cuck in formula one history

They pitted Vettel first to jump Hamilton. 1-2 is better than 1-3.

>Being mad that he can't spam blacked porn

Merc will seal it in mexico won't they

I would lick every inch of Britta's tight little body

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no
who else

My bad then

are you really retarded? leclerc left pits directly behind vettel, how on earth was he supposed togain few seconds and on exactly whom? he was leading the race for god's sake, there was no one to undercut, you utter idiot

and you too can fuck off, leclerc is protected by fia, so fuck him, fuck ferrari and fuck fia

>Gasly with a 27 point lead against Albon
KWAB

kek

STILL I STAY P3 BECAUSE I CAN'T PREDICT FOR SHIT

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Vettel did no better than Hamilton

>don't think youre out of this just yet, Correa

that doesn't fit in the f1 lore though. f1 lore says grosjean is the guy who crashes others out so he must be punished

>this projection
pure cope

You're pathetic

It's just weird that Bottas is still 2nd.

Which is why he finished 1st and Hamilton finished 4th right?

Kek. Keep seething that Vettel somehow made up a 5 second gap in 1 lap.

>Valtteri, let Hamilton through

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Ferrari gifted Vettel the victory to boost his moral because if he leaves end of season they have noone to replace him, Binotto is playing the long game.
>tfw Toto "smallbrain" Wolff was actually the Unterhund all along

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Kek

Holy fuck this coping is beyond embarassing

>vettel
>perfectly executing his strategy
>driving away from leclerc multiple times after SC

>hamilton
>stuck behind verstappen
>only finished 4th because bottas was not allowed to attack

Gotta need KubGod overtaking KMag video

From what I heard during the race the puncture was caused by Stroll hitting the wall on his own.

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Post yfw when FIAMG disqualify Ferrari and RBR later today

>Di Resta dabbing on the manlet
BASED

Because Grosjean = Bad
Don't you read reddit and youtube comments?

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adhd zoomer lando says race was boring

I

>Comfy result
>everyone is seething

Why are you mad, fren?

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In 1000 years they are going to use this post as a prime example of the word projection.

>they have noone to replace him

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G

Gio the Nazi under investigation

Valtteri go Slow pleasee!!!
Perez stop the fucking car on track REEE

kvyat should get the same amount as gasly since helmut marko already cucked him out of a red bull seat this weekend

>thinking Ferrari strategy can do such things
No the easiest explanation is the correct. Ferrari didn't even realise they could drive as fast as Vettel did. All they tried to do was to undercut Hamilton.

*sandbags until spa*

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SkyF1 endlessly accusing Ferrari of team orders, while completely ignoring Mercedes using team orders yet again (and to a ridiculous extent today).

At this point I feel like that is unironically the case. The worst racecraft this season has come from Mag and Perez, bit the media and Reddit have decided that is "spirited offence/defence". Meanwhile Fat John is actively fucking his race over by driving passive out of fear of the stewards, but every incident within a mile of him becomes "how did Grosjean cause this crash?" Look at the first corner today - two drivers unrelated to Johnny boy collide, GRO drives himself off the track so that he can avoid being in the same postcode as the incident, cue Crofty "I believe the stewards will want to take a look at Grosjean for that messy lap 1 incident there guvna".
People still living in 2012.

So I was right? You did vote for Vettel today?

For me it's KMag, the annihilator of Singapore

>Still on 2nd page
JUST

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deep down, we're all Monegasque inside.

His parents are. It's like saying a Englishman born outside the UK isn't English

oh fuck now I remember
the torro rosso hit was on right
the puncture was on left

is there and still/vid of the contact? Local broadcast ignored it

>hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
>implying ferrari would ever hire a man who needs his own museum again

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VETTEL WINS LOL

It seems to me like Vettel just had more pace today. If Charles were faster he would've gotten by him or not have been passed in the pits in the first place

SHAL L'CLEH is their false god

RIP Singapore trips confirm

Toto didn’t look upset in his interview.

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Why was she so much hotter when she wasn't married to Bottas yet?

>BUT VE VERE SUPPOSED TO BE DER UNTERHUNDEN

even RTL called Mercedes out on it

yes

>out of top 10
Fuck Mana.

Typical British coping. They're masters at it by this point

>once again the eternal wingman cuck
>Emilia is becoming a hambeast
Bottas alcoholism when?

You need tyre advantage and considerable pace advantage to pass here in Singapore OR go the riccy "le ebing divebomb" route and fuck your race

Anyone have the radio from Charles and Seb during their pit stop laps. To see if they warned Charles or something

why has "Christian" Horner aged 20 years in the last 9 years?

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Vettel's post race radio is so wholesome :)

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Shut up. I like the bias, their commentary goes well will my STILL I RISE bedspread.

ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_py8m4kr35z1uqhzy5.mp4
GRAZIE RAGAZZI team radio

Nevermind the fact that mercedes faked pitstops TWICE to hinder the ferrari pit entrance. Absolutely despicable.

>Wearing makeup, and Jewlery while swimming, in a thinly veiled ruse to show off your bunda
Sets off my THOT detector

Thanks

>Finnish
>implying he isn't drinking already

>It's like saying a Englishman born outside the UK isn't English
Based Enoch Powell poster.

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Married to ginger spice.

cum draining slut as a wife

>le gets denied an indy 500 start by kyle kaiser man
no thank you

yeah ralf schumacher also blamed grosjean on german sky sport, i was just not so sure of that. of course overtaking there on the outside is very ambitious but in the end it was george russell who left no room when he should've

>truly the "Mystery Box" man

Based, why Sky seething to the point of not broadcasting the Grazie?

Must be because he didn't get ALO on his team when he could
t. Nando

Helmut Marko is sucking the life out of him.

he has sex

Thanks.
I'm so glad that he won, he needed this.

Pretty sure it's from having to drain other men's cum from his wife with his tongue.

>My predictions were shit
>My drivers were shit
>Still 1st in Formula Autism
Unfortunately on the 3rd page of the global rankings, after a good run on page 1. Monza fucked me up and today didn't help.

>Frenchy retard says Italian anthem is cringe

I mean did you ever listen to your anthem? Lmfao

When did vettel say “you lost”
I missed that

>Vettel leaves Ferrari
>Desperate, Ferrari impulse buy Hulkofshit
>FF to Aus 2020, Le no podium man crashes into wall and dies
Name a more Kino start to a season

why would someone spend so much money on their hairline, and then have a hair style like that, wtf is wrong with lewis

>strawpoll.me/18677890
GHASTLY POLL HERE:
strawpoll.me/18678089
strawpoll.me/18678089
strawpoll.me/18678089

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>Fuck Mana.
Gladly.

just shows how OP the Merc has been

yay for Lando

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Brundle alluded to it, but he probably has to toe the company line

>sky controls fom broadcast

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When was the last time your anthem was heard on an F1 podium sorry?

>Married to ginger spice.
Which also means: Not married to sporty spice.
Must suck.

what a gorgeous man

Imagine attending the Singapore GP last year and seeing Lewlew win, and not this year instead and seeing a /cheeky/ Vettee win and a Ferrari 1-2

It wasn't a team order, though. They just told Bottas to drive slower so he wouldn't crash again.

KINO

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>James
Hallo Bottas, Hamilton's tyres are so kaputt that he loses time to Giovinazzi, you must drei seconds per lap slower fahren
>Bottas
Ach, Copy James
>Hamilton
Danke schön für die süß points
>Bottas
Bitte schön, winning die 2019 WDC is still mein kampf by the way
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO WIN WITH THIS TEAM MAN
LEAVE MERCEDES IN 2021 AND FUCK THEM BY DRIVING WITH AN OTHER TEAM
FUCK THIS TEAM
FUCK TOTO
FUCK JAMES
AND FUCK YOU TOO BOTTAS, UNTIL YOU LEARN THAT YOU DESERVED TO KEEP YOUR POSITION AND THAT THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF MOMENT WHERE YOU CAN TRY TO GRAB SOME POINTS

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Do you post on /tennis/?

Enjoy the Netflix series, did you?

If Gasly gets addtional exposure points for his demotion, should Albon get some taken away for his promotion?

when vettee was coming in they did a fakepitstop too.
tarnen und täuschen.

I'd probably kill myself

Scary > Posh > Ginger > Sporty > Baby

Almost catching up you got this Gio

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Is Bottas the most cucked man on the grid by this point?

>buttass was actually team ordered
fucking cuck

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shit you're right

the joker

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KINO
I
N
O

Netflix is gonna be tasy as fuck, unironically.

Imagine being this retarded

You don't seem to understand my smelly frog friend, the Finnish are completely alright with mediocrity, it's basically their whole culture.

Pretty easily
>Leting James butt fuck you on an international broadcast

>how OP the Merc has been
>has been
It still is. It's just that their drivers suck more than usual lately and the Mercedes falters in dirty air. Had Hamilton gotten pole yesterday, the race would have played out very differently.

Benis back in a meme Monaco in 96
Alonslow in Suzuka as a constructor

>Kubica fell down the stairs earlier this week and injured his left shoulder
Wew. The worst track for it to happen.

Finns just want to drink and fuck trees, they're too nice a people to bother the team.

this is so pathetic tßh, they should make it so that as soon as the pit crew leaves their garage the driver has to come in and punish violations by drive through penalties

No.

>rating posh over anyone
Come on now, mate.

Perez was pretty cucked too
>signor we need you to stop the car on track
>si clean

>11 years back
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>retardo crashing like a fucking idiot

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>injured his left shoulder
>KUBGOD was driving with no hands this whole weekend
holy fuck

>fell down the stairs
is he 80 years old?

What will HIDF say then?

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Yeah I'm really looking forward to it too

Pierre Goatly

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>finish 14th
>collect another $1.3m

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He's Polish.

Yeah I don't dispute that

driving through sheer willpower

based

WTF I love Gasly now

Made me chuckle.
But I'm pretty sure they did it because they saw that the engine was about to blow up, and they tried to save it.

Cant argue with those digits, KMag confirmed for the true Sultan of the Straits

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That's a respectable opinion but if there's something very wrong with the car that could cause lots of damage if he'd kept racing then I'm not sure he had much of a choice

Sure Valtteri

>Lewis ambush Seb to congratulate him during his interview
Pretty based desu

I would have said 100% Big John's fault had he tried to barge past Russell, or had the contact happened in the corner, but it didn't. Grosjean tried around the outside, it didn't work, he settled back (rewatching it showed that he clearly slowed down a bunch and hugged the left hand wall as close as he could without fucking his sidewalls). Russell made the corner, had more than enough room left for him, but had a bad exit and decided that he needed to cover off Grosjean by pulling across the track BEFORE he was fully past Grosjean. At that point contact is assured. I don't think Russell did anything too wrong (desu it is just about the definition of a racing incident to me) but Grosjean had left him more than enough room, he simply hadn't decided to put his own car in a wall to avoid any chance at a collision.

What's with Blyat and gray races?

Just the usual "B-But Muh LeMans and shieeet"

He's got balls of steel to be racing in F1 with the condition he's in. Too bad he isn't fast enough

NEEKERI NEEKERI NEEKERI

NATSI NATSI NATSI NATSI NATSI

That's obviously more reasonable but I choose to believe otherwise because it's objectively funnier

>the mauler of marina bay
based

Sky and F1 broadcasting were DESPERATE to create a tension narrative into Ferrari today

You make a solid point

Reminder that Leclerc only has himself to blame for not making the overcut work.

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He might have been pushed.

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>strawpoll.me/18678089
So should I go with 200? I think this might be a bit extreme. Not that it matters anyway.

Ferrari gonna win in Russia too, the only tracks where it might be touch and go would be Suzuka and Poonited States

>kvyat torpedoes GIMMEH into the shadow realm
>somehow he's exposed
y'all idiots

Bottas is disappointing, everytime he rolls over.
Leclerc is maybe a crybaby but he already understands that you have to put pressure on the team and not give an inch to not become a Barichello,

I told you he's gonna win you dumb fucks.

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>driver championship
Lewis already won since the start of the summer break

I voted 50 because it seemed a fair amount

I'm 100% sure it was latifi, just look at his murderer face lmao.

>ynr everyone in /f1/ saying max would be taking 2nd in the wdc from buttas
>ynr red bull

youtube.com/watch?v=MZ2ENI7QDAk
they will never call anyone else the lion of Singapore

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gimi too slow for modern f1 and tovarish-blyat-dive-torpedos

>I think this might be a bit extreme.
It just makes up for the votes he'd be getting if he was in a top-car.

yeah, fuck 'im

Good day for Vettee and KMAG, truly the best drivers.

What a shaman

Oh he'll take it away from butass, but so will the regazze

It's fucking hilarious. Sky put so much effort in to their "Leclerc is number one at Ferrari now" narrative all Monza and in the Singapore practice sessions, and now they're pretending they never said that and claiming that Ferrari favoured Seb to screw Leclerc out of the win.

KEK

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So what are your predictions for russia lads? Another kino ferrari win? Mwl on the menu? Meme verstappen win?

next OP image

>he already understands that you have to put pressure on the team
After that disrespectful display today, if I was managing Ferrari, I'd immediately drop him and bring back Raikönnen, who's a better driver, a much better team player and was much better for the team atmosphere.

FWL

How was Fatjohn exposed tho?

Bottas is cuck

Sochi is GOA77AS territory

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Hi

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GOATTAS

He should wear a
>Vatteri, this is James
Shirt next race

VWL
or he kills hamilton properly this year

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Uh oh...

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Gib wet Sochi

>unironically wearing your own meme shirt

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Bottas redemption arc. Vettee and hamilel swapping front wings like it's 2017. Gross John flipping someone's car again.

Bottas will win but it won't matter because Hamlel will be #2 unless he DNF

Valteri
Vettel
Hamilton

You do realize chimping out at the team in the end gives you your #1 treatment? Senna did that, Alonslow did that, Hamilton did that, even vettee but not so openly

Even in the cooldown room
>Everyone is silent because fucking wasted
>"Hurr the tension"
But the broadcast pre podium
>Vettee and Leclerc coming close
>Quick let's cut to fireworks for 20 seconds, we cannot show them being friendly with eachother
Or in the interview
>Lec passes next to Vettee
>"They did not hugged"

>Unironically wearing any meme shirt

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>breach of ISC 12.1.1.h and/or ISC 12.1.1.i
in English, doc?

Based Binland conquering Russia.

Leclerc out for more blood.

>Valtteri its James
>dont drive quickly
>lets finish as a team

I thought we would never hear this shit again

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Robert slipped on strategically placed Lavazza Instant granules

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STOP being POOR

>Not opening your own F1 rule book and finding out yourself
Absolute plebian

Pasta Pete made a nono on the gogo

>not showing the current visual aid

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Sure you would Seb

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>he still R8's Mercedes

They've been shit since the end of last year

Track favors Ferrari imo

Nearly Bianchi'd himself

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Already back in the UK Toto?

jesus...

if only, then Leclerc would have received the blood sacrifice he needed

Since baku, AMX and lecute scored more points than cucktas, including today's race. What a mount for wdc there valteri

>bring back Raikönnen
He doesn't want to
He's to busy chilling at Alfa

>chimping out at the team in the end gives you your #1 treatment
Not at Ferrari, which was always "Team > Driver". Vettel gets that, which is why he keeps his mouth shut (in public), when things don't go his way and you didn't hear him complain about the last two races. And when things do go his way, he gives (more than) due credit to the team.
Leclerc is behaving like Alonso did, and seems to think that he already deserves number-one-treatment for pretty much nothing. He's not a good fit for that team.

The sacrifice only works with the blood of the french
Keep up burger

He crashed into a fucking Williams, that's some peak exposure right there

Then it wouldn't explain why Giada left him out of terror

So when are they gonna SWAT benotti's shed for supplying 400kw

She is protecting the dog.

Last time Alfa lead a lap was 1983

>Ferrari, which was always "Team > Driver".
Have you watched Schumacher race for them? Have you watched how they cucked massa for alonslow? Have you watched how kimi constantly had to job to vettel?

Let Louis pass for the championship

>I remember Karting with Pierre, he was such a good friend, racing with him in F1 was like a dream come true. This win should have been sweet, but I have nothing to smile about today.

I unironically have a meme shirt that just says ''give beer''

Australia next year ocon crashes into gasly at 320+ kmh, killing them both. Charles wins the wdc by suzuka. Digits will confirm

People have been meming "Give beer" for at least 4000 years. It's a true classic.

>2 french cunts gone in a single hit
make it happen

twitter.com/MaximeB123/status/1175781809696727040

pls don't cry

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Is his father French?
Because he died before Baku 2017 and Leclerc won the gp2 race

this didn't age well

>F1 over
>now time for vidya until NFL starts
whatcha playin', /f1/?

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So this is why Grosjean has a drive next year...

Haha well memed my friend

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Change ghastly to growjean and you'll have my digits

>Have you watched Schumacher race for them?
Schumacher literally built the team around him. He went there when they weren't winning titles and went through some harsh stretches, harsher than anything Alonso ever had to go through. And he never complained or threw his team under the bus. When he won, he was winning WITH the team, their success was one and the same, as were their losses. He gained wins from teammates, but he also gave some of them back. Yes, he was a number-one driver, but he never considered himself better than his team, which is one reason why they worked so well together.

>12.1.1.h Any unsafe act or failure to take reasonable measures, thus resulting in an unsafe situation.
>12.1.1.i Failure to follow the instructions of the relevant officials for the safe and orderly conduct of the Event.

LEC is a bit retarded btw
>Vettee pits to pass Hammo
>Ferrari sees the undercut is actually great
>Pits LEC asap to prevent Vettee passing
>Doesn't work

The absolute state of valtteri "I can still fight for the championship" bottas

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truly #blessed

>Position 1 Car number 3
Stop Being Them and win the championship by finishing 7th each race

looks ridiculous
>strawpoll.me/18677890

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>Cunt tries to kill you
>Barely dodge it
>Get a penalty

That is not fair.

top fucking kek

Sure fat john forgets to brake and t-bones ocon, both die.

kek

keep it m8

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yeah, don't do it

>too lazy/uninterested to play vidya
>haven't played in 6 months or so

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It still doesnt explain how Vettee won 3 seconds in his pit lap.
>2.2sec gap to ver
>pit at same moment
>ver 0.7sec faster pit
>4sec gap end of lap
>instantly covered 3sec gap to his teammate

200 is too much, I think 50 should be enough.

It's Vettel's year though. An engine failure for Leclerc here and there and seethers will claim that's why Vettel won.

Holy fuck lol

Wait toto speaks french?

Seems about right

Literally just started a save of FF12

Why is Bottas such a fucking doormat?

The poll says he is the GOAT therefore he should get all his exposure points removed

It's the horse's fault.

BASED

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Because Vettee was faster
Had not pitted LEC right away the gap at pit exit would have been ridicolous

What if i do it based on the max exposure in the season. For example, GAS gets 3xRIC's Baku
67% says he should get the points

kek what the fuck

Perfect

+89 points would be the weighted averaged

Vettel cried many times for Raikkonen to give him the spot just last year, and Kimi was officially #2.
Vettel has been a notorious whiny driver during his whole career too (even though it got better with age).

It's simply the way the game is played today, Ferrari isn't used to have two drivers competing for #1 right now and it shows.
This will continue next season until Vettel retire in 2021, after that they will likely pair Leclerc with a more "beta" driver, the role that Bottas/Albon/Gasly are meant to have.

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>FF12
based

i finished XV recently and imo it's quite comfortably the worst of the series.

Seconding this
Gasly +69Points ERA Penal

Yeah, that would be fine (and pretty close to 50 anyway) IMO.

Looks right la
Nobody will pass Gasly since getting demoted in the middle of the season is one of the biggest EXPOSURES in F1

...

>Explodes his own tire

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He went to a french school or something.

Yeah, it just that it makes the chart look weird

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+89 wtf

He speaks Italian aswell

Heh 69

100% agreed, game is as soulless as it gets. I hope they bounce back with the VII remake but im keeping my expectation low

>amx made a mistake entering pits, which cost him few tenths
>amx was stuck behind hulk, vetlel had clean air

>Vettel cried many times for Raikkonen to give him the spot just last year
No, he didn't.

>Kimi was officially #2.
No, he wasn't. How would you even determine that someone is "officially" a number two? By Hamilton claiming so? Because he's the only one who regularly accuses other teams of doing that.

>Vettel has been a notorious whiny driver during his whole career too
You're the same despeate guy from the last thread, aren't you? Come on, stop trying to push that pathetic narrative. If Vettel was a "crybaby" as you claim, where was his crying in the last two races?

Keep it

always the best helmets. based seb

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hamilton deserved at least the podium.

banilla :-D

My fucking sides

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