>Drogados wins after their game got suspended
>CULoros loses and starts sinking into relegation again.
>A FUCKING BUG is still super leader on AscensoMX
>ChivASS ""a descender"" starts to resurrect again
>NaclASS out of liguilla spots
>Televisa and Femexfut tried to make new pointless rules to prevent the puto chant
>FIFA confirms again that they love to waste time on pointless things and being hypocritical at the same time.
>Mexico gets threatened for being disqualified for WC 2022 if the chants doesn't stops.
>FMF Executives are asking for losing their audience for the next years with this bullshit.
>VerGAYcruz players are getting "paid" by borrowing to an bong player called Kazim Richards.
>Cuck Azul consider Tlanepantla to build their new stadium
>LLANTOS superlider
>jornada doble next week
/LigaMX/
Jornada 10 results
Ascenco
Surely this is Atlante's year
Que verga con lo del sage del otro thread
>jornada doble next week
LET'S DO THIS
Pumas vs Cruzazul next
needs more qts
for me it's Santos
Fow what, they all get purged
You guys don't know how to post.
Anyway, half an hour left for Pumas Cruz Azul. Will it be another boring 1-1? Most likely, but I would like to be proven wrong. It's not that hot over there according to the forecast.
Reminder qué el imagebro se la come ;^)
>PUMAS
Pollo, Mozo, Quintana, Freire, Angulo, Fantasmitra Iniestra, Malcorra, Vigon, Mora, COCO LISO, Mendoza
>CRUZ AZUL
Yisus, Cata, Lichnovsky, Aldrete, Pablito, Yoshi, Baca, Piojo, ORBELÁN, CAGAglio, LITTLE HEAD
Pumas vs Cruz Azul
Debby
Why are pumas games always like this?
>this is Atlante's year
Reminder the same shit was said in 2015 and 2016 and they got BTFO by a cold chested team and a Narco team.
>Trollpost
>a sports thread on a sports board
you guys are worst then the pedos
calling FBI now
We headball now
reminder that current OP posted this
Kek
Brujo
>brujo
LMAO, more like report bombing the thread
Pobrecito el cacasbel, he was the most based op
The foolish man will say, Pumas is terrible
The average man will say, it is the sun and altitude
The smart man will say, Pumas is terrible
KIKINAZO xD
>0-0 HT
a ver pendejos, no la vayan a cagar otra vez y asi queden empatados, quiero mis 5 puntitos
lads this game is not that great
>cruz azul leading at 79
wait for it bro
lmao
reminder that vergacruz may win today.
Grande Cuck azul
AYYY El cuckrona
Based, except San Luis stadium
Para mi que le pagan a ese wey de Corona por cagarla
>balon al centro
>se pudo haber lanzado
>factor en las finales perdidas
esas son mamadas.
based cucks gifting me 5 points
AHUEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
es todo carnal
cayese puto, arrodillese ante el nuevo primer lugar de la quiniela
LMAO cayese putito
I didn't notice the carrara thing lmao
Absolutely based
buen oc TOP KEK
kek that's pretty based but i would change: green indios of juarez for green cuck azul or adding something about they coldchestedness
Who wins? Veracruz or Juarez
none of them, it would be a semen slurping draw.
I see a better vergacruz scince Arias became DD, if they can win a match anytime soon, is this one.
Because Pumas a shit
>nadia changed to full gear handegg
So i guess her pics are now ligma safe?
Nothing is ligma safe m8, not even sport related post with athletes lol
fuck handegg
This place is full of nacos
where did you get that vid breh?
Why?
also narcos so be careful
Most people calling others nacos are usually dirty elbows nacos themselves
cayese pinche apestoso huele a patas
/america/ bros...
>the only GRANDE at liguilla spots
>also EL REY DEL EMPATE
I hope we bring Mohamed by next year.
>Santos, leon, and queretaro leading
>1 match pending each
Damn
>esc la liga está más apretada que el aquellito de unas gringas
who are those qt's?
>Queretaro 0-4 America femenil
Jana scored lads, I hope we got the dance~~
CELAYA_vs_POTROS
CELAYA_vs_POTROS
CELAYA_vs_POTROS
what happened to irapuato?
I thought thy were the 2nd guanajuato team
Remember when 90's Mexican television was BASED and redpilled as fuck?
youtube.com
He dissapeared and reincarnated on Segunda Serie A, last season was Super leader just to get BTFO by Cuck Azul Hidalgo.
yes
Para armar putazos al final
AYOTZI VIVE
I think thats even older, like late 80s, dont remeber seeing it, hora pico and la escuelita where fun, dont know if that kind of over the top sketch comedy will return any time soon, its all stand up comedians this days
For me, it's Estetoscopio Medina Chaires.
digan sus pronósticos para el juarez cf - veracruz
Pinche Mosh ahí no le entras wey? Nomás a tu vieja que no se defiende lol
shales carnal, pinche gobierno opresor, fue el estado
>BRAVOS
Vazquez Mellado, Lacerda, Jimenez, Velazquez, Acosta, Fernandez, Intriago, Santos, Lezcano, Sagal, Rolan
>VERACRUZ
Jurado, Salcido, Lozoya, Lopez, Paganoni, Gutierrez, Carrasco, Queen, Rodriguez, Iñiguez, Villalva
Bravos gonna win, of course, I need the last point of quiniela.
Le puse a Juárez solo porque están en casa y si pierden los cuelgan de los puentes nomás acabándose el juego lol
0-2
Empate traga semen 1-1
Le puse al veracruz por los memes
>Virgins worst local team
>Vergacruz worst away team
>Inb4 7-7 tie
BRAVOS_vs_VERACRUZ
BRAVOS_vs_VERACRUZ
BRAVOS_vs_VERACRUZ
rojadirectatv.tv
(also on TUDN app)
>"huele a azufre"
ynr Eugenio Derbez as el Burro de Shrek
iaintclickingthatshitnigga.jpg
>veracruchangos scoring
Doubt.jpg
who /ChelasDomingueras/ here?
>ynr Bravos almost winning CopaMX with a meme goal of FreeKick by the gk
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
More than 1 team should get
relegated tbH. Specially now that there are going to be 20 teams in primera
We should just get Leones Negros on LigaMX and that's it.
Get rid of Juarez and Vergacruz. Promote Atlante and based UdeG
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>VAR
nos están haciendo la cama, pinches putos
This. Just replace atlante with dorados.
La jaiba>El pescado
dejen de auto-promocionar sus clubes chicos pueblerinos, si hay un equipo que merece estar en primera es venados nomas
El pony needs to bring mecos back already. Imagine the hype for el clasico universitario between UdeG and UAG
>UdeG and UAG
between these colleges, who are the ricos and los pinches lolpobres?
UdeG is the best University in Mexico. Only brainlets go to UAG
Imagine the smell...
Creí que era algo así como los riquillos del tec de monterrey vs los huele a miados de la UaNAL
>ynr that any of both teams should be in ligma so this is basicaly an ascenso match
>Bravos vs America on wed
>America vs Chivas on sat
this will be a great week for me :^)
igual que todos los partidos de chivas
el clásico de la FMF, because this game represent everything than is wrong in our league
I'm just spouting shit tBh. I just have some cousins that went to UdeG and I'm a jalisjoto so nigger lions are my second team. Also, their kits are based
>Also, their kits are based
I know, I like the colors.
Someone post that Dr. House pic wearing UdG jersey pls
yo ni siquiera tengo que comer
WTF
AMLO said he was gonna help out all you indios >:(
topkek que pendejo
Pídele un vasito de leche a la vecina
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
not so fast
no da ni madres, todo lo manda para los chilangos, centroamericanos, colombianos y cubanos
no le hablo
In gdl it goes like this, old money rich people go to UP, tec is Also for richfags but with newer money, UAG Also known as buchonoma attracts a bunch of narcos kids and people with money that couldnt get into udg mes school, udg is the public uni so yeah they would be the poor fags for the most part it Also depends on what you studying, is the Best for medicine and competitive in law so theres that
Venados es pecho frio igual que el Tampico, nunca ganó una final de ascenso como la gente en más de 30 años.
no hubo al final la mafia del poder lo anulo
intredasting, thanks
Recordatorio diario que la jaiba es un equipo pecho frio y nunca volvió a una final en 25 años.
Cual es el equipo mas pecho frío de México para ustedes?
Cuck azul
Cruz Azul by far
chundazul, porque por ejemplo los veracruchangos pierden por ser malos pero los chundos de plano son 100% cold chested
there are a few
>ligma: cuck azul, virgins and vergacruz
>descenso: mineros, jaiba, atlante, corre
Empate entre Cruz Azul y Tampico Madero.
Tanto que hay veces en las que da asco verlos pechear que dar gracia.
Agrega tambien a Cimarrones. Apuesto a que quedara eliminado de nuevo este torneo de forma ridicula.
What about Atlas?
rayados
cruz azul is beyond pecho frio at this point. the organization is rotten from the core
Atlas loses because is a team full of retards.
idk about the cimarones desu
youre right, forgot about them
Everytime they got a big chance to win a cup having at the advantages, they just lose on a embarrasing way and/or without doing a shit, last tournament was a great example of it.
Cual es el equipo mas prieto de México para ustedes?
Mis opciones: Chivas y Pumas.
wilas
Empate entre Chivas, Pumas, Atlas y Veracruz por obvias razones.
Tecos is shit and no one gave a fuck about him even the last years he was on LigaMX.
Guadalajara doesn't need him anymore and so the UDG.
La cuestion con las wilas es que abarcan todos los contrastes, asi como hay fans nacos color llanta tambien tienen aficion guera de rancho a lo largo y ancho del pais, aparte de juniorsetes mamones como Patty Lopez de La Cerda la cual no es prieta por mas que nos cueste
Yup, you Also have iteso, wich is for the Middle upper class chairo, univa is the Middle class school is not bad, hte rest (unitec, tec milenio, uvm etc) are meme schools not worth mentioning or going to half their student bodies is rejects of those other schools
>that juarez cf vs veracruz match ends
l'm glad it's over.jpg
kek I was at Univa in Michoacan, but dropped that shit because of reasons, then came back to LA FRONTERA, made my way into UACJ and also dropped because of reasons, college is not for me though.
well you're one step to jump the border and make your way into murrilard land to earn dollars
Cuanta prietez reunida en un solo lugar
>text to voice
nope
based
>he doesn't rate ELANTICRISTO2008
WATCH IT FAGGOT
>weeb pic
ahora menos vere esa mierda
Marica
check bunker pls
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagria
how did you do this Jornada, el CACAsbel?
Better than the last time but still shit, at least cuck azul gave me 5 points
voy a del rio que te traigo
check bunker again pls pls
unos totopos, tengo costillitas de borrego, pero no tengo tortillas y pues ni donde encontrar tortillas a las 9pm en domingo
Un gansito y un paupau we
JORNADA DOBLE - #11
Unas papas chilosas
thank you hermanito
Last time I tried a Pau-pau I feel my heart scratching beats ;_; that shit is not for my alcoholic-wasted heart anymore
Ya ni hacen, creo
>do shit in liga mx quiniela
>shit in NFL quiniela too
>no podcast 27
>del rio
A medio dia fui por un par de sodas y una bolsa de maiz para palomistas y la puta cajera gorda pelos de colores me dijo "si quieres una bolsa allí están", que mierda es esto? es la manera de Del Rio para ir dejando de dar bolsas? como: "nosotros no les damos bolsas a los clientes, es dedición suya si siguen (((contaminando)))"
At least you still have a girlfr......
>podcast 27
probably next month kek
I was about to say that, but in a good way, at least our bro has a qt girl to spent time with, I don't even have the desire to invest time on women anymore
I've actually been talking to a qt ex worker. We went for drinks on Friday, only bad thing is that she has a daughter
Aquí en Guadalajara es un hecho que se van, entrando el próximo año ya estarán prohibidas, en 2021 todo lo de unicel creo, ya muchos lugares no las manejan
>He doesn't care about the environment
Well, that's how things are now amigo, you must understand that your position is way better than settle down with a single mother, your real value in the market is higher than this, you can continue this kind of life until 33-35yo without problem and you can still getting the same women than you can get now, the more you work your$elf these years, the qt'est, youngest and debtless girls you can access, remember than girls are the needy ones at the moment of marriage.
We humanity are not (((responsable))) of the Al Gore meme, if there's people than get paid when things goes wrong, that people will make sure than things goes wrong as long as they can.
check bunker pls, for the quiniela standings
a que hora se duermen en domingo?
A la 1 porque voy a la universidad a las 7
the average is 1-2am all days
hay liguilla en la quinela?
DUELE AMOR, DUELE SIN TI
DUELE HASTA MATAR
kek no idea, I suppose is only regular season but nor sure
>voy a la universidad
pinchi normi zumer
>only 2 points this quiniela
>go from first place to 4th
Hablele al geriatra vejete, ni estoy tan joven
>1st place
A HUEVO PUTOS, Y QUE CHINGUE A SU MADRE EL JANNIE APESTOSO NACO HUELE A PATAS, QUE SE LO COMA EL MAR AL HIJO DE XUXA
Idk. I Thought the bachelor life was gonna be cool but sometimes I just want someone to talk to and be there for me. Banging random tinder sluts gets old after a while
Choking like a bitch again i see.
Lo pierdes en menos de una semana, ya lo presiento.
>tfw no longer last place
>Banging random tinder sluts gets old after a while
Yeah, that's the point, by "you can continue this kind of life until 33-35yo" I mean traveling and enjoying yourself, not doing the tinder meme, pursuit woman isn't the way to go, you're not supposed to feel presure to settle down by now, it wont be relevant for you to marrie now or in the next 5-7 years, just work on your ass.
Yeah but like I said sometimes I just want someone to talk to, someone that likes me as much as I like them. Spending my last few days in Tokyo with Sofia made me realize how much better traveling the world would be if I had someone to share all these experiences with.
At least you're doing well in NFL
I understand, just relax and don't take decisions because of the society, you're a good guy, your energy, dreams and resources have a high value, at this point you're the one than choose along women in your timeline.
>not longer a meme
>right after i started posting as el cacasbel
Cayese, es el momento de los CHADhuahuenses, by the end of regular season, Bravos will have more points than Chivas
el zoomer cutoff es como de 1997/1998 en adelante
How can Jana be so qt and have more goals than Oribe at Chivas? lmao
she is the best liga femenil trequartista
Thanks for the encouraging words hermano.
You know I love you hermanito, just relax, you did your homework already :^)
No it's not, Bravos will be sodomized on the next weeks since it has the third worst offensive, he only won against teams with a shitty strike and he's still a massive coldchested team.
Bravos is a fucking joke.
Are you masher or imagebro?
based
imagebro can't post images
Oh true, I forgot kek
So imagebro actually wrote this?
Yes, I think so
>thread still on page 1
>hey, let's bumplock ligma because they are posting ig thots
el chiste se cuenta solo
mejor me chingo un tequila en vez de donarle a este ogt
donarle a quien o que?
A lo mejor se refiere al chinomoot, el admin
obvio, para que madres me arriesgo a que un mod me banee por off topic y me quiten el pass, cuando a los subhumanos australianos los dejan poner cualquier cantidad de pendejadas que ameritan que ya le hubieran dado range ban a australia
>inb4 lesoto
"meme" mas forzado que la 4t
son una mierda, una vez hice un thread con foto de hope solo y me bannearon sin razon
Yeah, and this post Is El CACAsbel
Fuck he did now
Ya es otoño, TW@, alla donde estas las hojas se ponen cafés?
Vive en el desierto wey, ni siquiera hay arboles, no mames lol
el CACASbel se la come
LMAO that wasn't me, there's another dude in the same ip range, so he's fucked too
>ywn be the CAPO of ligma anymore
;_;
>gomez junco being based in radio formula
ciro btfo
Seems like there something different in the thread from last night..........
Based aussie mod
I'll wait for SeñorGolHD to upload the show...
Bump locked again?
>esc ya no dejas de descender
nos oribepillearon caon
next edition must be Oribe Edition
>jornada doble
We will ser who are the real contenders un a week
HYPE!
Yes lmao
de algo sirvió el partido molero contra trip advisor and trivago