OFFICIAL WEST HAM vs MANCHESTER UNITED MATCH THREAD #1

based roy
based jose

>no j lingz

Yikes

JUST

>De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Young, Matic, Pereira, McTominay, Mata, Rashford, James

>Subs: Romero, Lingard, Rojo, Fred, Gomes, Tuanzebe, Chong

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WHERE'S POGBA???

>Souness, Mourinho and Keane in the studio

Could kick off today lads.

probably best team it could be
relying on Pereira to not be fucking shit
>inb4 reee Young and Matic
good players who Im gonna miss when theyre gone

who /liverpool v chelsea waiting room/ here?

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meh
chelsea seem interesting under Frank, yes

Nah I'm watching the villa match

would be shocked if united win here today with that team

I can imagine Mou and Keane being mates, no one likes Souness.

its literally just Pogba and Martial short of it being their best 11...

post stream

Yikes. That bench is Huddersfield tier. Starting lineup is Southampton tier

sign maguire

and shaw

Sorry, l'm watching highlights of the Scottish Cup

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honestly Shaw is dreadful and Id sooner play Young right now

made mistakes over the past few seasons... whilst sat next to jose

kek

How can the team selection get worse every week

Sorry, l'm watching goal compilations of the Bhutan league

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because as you watch the team more, you realise how bad all the players are

is this the power of 800 million pounds?

Lads my tinnitus has gone

>If someone in our dressing room said they’d be happy to finish fourth, they’d be lynched. Especially that Dwight Yorke.

Settle down Roy.

yet you're hear ringing in my ears

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Cringe and troll footballpilled

haha yeah

>In April 2015, Hart was sacked by Clitheroe after he was recorded having sex with a woman in the club's home dugout; whilst wearing their training kit

roy needs to grow out his beard again, he genuinely looked like a psycho then

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What has to happen for this match to matter?

If Utd win, it's meh. They're not doing shit, and they will never finish top 4 so whatever.

If Utd lose, it's meh. I can't get psyched up about shitposting again.

Only a big injury or chimpout would make it interesting for me.

get psyched up about shitposting

Roy Keane is the true redpill. Zoomers seethe at the slightest thing he says. Imagine him being Ole's assistant, he'd be fired on the first week schooling the likes of Jlingz and Pogba

me? i'm watching for love of the game

>tfw so shit and irrelevant they cant even be arsed to laugh at us anymore

nah, he takes himself way too seriously
like fine when he was a top player, but he's shitty coach and pundit so he needs to learn to embrace his lighter side

Lose weight

Lads, consider the following.

>Premier Premier league
Made from top 10. They play each other 4 times a year.

Bottom 4 get relegated and replaced with top 4 from the 10 teams remaining in the Premier League.

More games between good teams and less absolute shite games.

Zoomers fear the boomer

West 'am are a pikey club, right?

One shot for those playing the drinking game

Consider fucking off

no fuck that i like seeing us win every week

He must seethe at himself for being a shit coach

Pogba would KO Keane no problem

shot # 2

i'm gonna be trashed before the game kicks off

>Yarmolenko, Haller

ManU BTFO

>Wet Spam
What is the point of this club?

doing heinous farts

To win world cups la

making neverton feel good about themselves

where is my boy Jayling?

*blows an air horn in your ear*
haha sorry matey x

The last digit is the number of awarded penalties.

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hes got a u19 fa cup game today

what?

boo

face the facts, if you had one central midfield position and a choice of Pogba (world cup winner) or Keane (sperged out and left a world cup half way through) you'd go for Pogba every time. superior mentality and obviously a better talent

Hard to believe

CHARLIE NICHOLAS PREDICTS

West Ham are a strong side and their midfield is physical - I don't know what Man Utd's situation will be. They will be tired playing on a Thursday night and will see where they are regarding injuries.

It was a big win against Leicester for Man United, and Marcus Rashford is a big hope when Anthony Martial is out. I do not see a style with United and West Ham are capable of beating them here.

Felipe Anderson started the season slow last year and then started to influence the team more. Manuel Lanzini is back in and Sebastien Haller looks a handful up front - they were the best I have seen them defensively on Monday too.

CHARLIE PREDICTS: 1-4

huffing up testosterone booster by the kilogram
feeling MANLY

2 - 0 united, i feel like this is one of those days

gee bill 100 penalties?

terrible posts

they got lucky the last match user. today is gonna be a straight loss

Orbinho
@Orbinho

top 6 penalties since the start of last season

16 Man Utd
8 Liverpool
5 City, Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal

Penchester United.

Based hammers are taking this lads

He looked a pure nutter when at Forest and partially when he was with the mick NT

>Penchester United.
unreal banter

west hams cup final here today lads

God that is embarrassing

Roy Keane is SO fucking bitter. He's physically incapable of saying nice things about people.

fucking 16??? how
they dive? or the opposition goes braindead in their own box?

Reminder Viera was always better than Keane

5 years before he goes full blown Ted K

>tfw I'm going to die a virgin

Less than zero chance of united winning this

Get laid you fucking retard

haller hat trick

Should I watch this or the F1?

young as captain
this isnt going to end well is it

Fuck west ham are so gay

How many champions leagues did Viera win?

>Ashley Young leading the team out

how is he wrong

West Ham boss Manuel Pellegrini has won a Premier League game against three different Manchester United managers (David Moyes, Louis van Gaal and Jose Mourinho). He could become the first ever manager to beat four different Red Devils managers in the competition. Kryptonite.

Since the start of last season, Manchester United have scored (11) and missed (5) more penalties in the Premier League than any other team. They have been given twice as many penalties as the next highest team in this span (8 by Liverpool)

How many international trophies did Keane win?

Matched with this girl on Tinder

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this. choco senna has this race is the bag.

decent stat

United losing this 3/4 nil

can see a red card in this one

wow SHE is very cute would love to lickk HER tummy

where are her tits?

>this broadcast is only licensed for viewing in Russia

Devilish

No (you)

what minute are you all at?

west ham will go 2 up

man utd will get 3 penalties (and miss at least 1)

Are there still cockneys in East London?

zero

is West Ham a gay friendly cluB?

>lag free stream... until match starts

1:30

No. thats liverpool

Mostly blacks or hipsters now.

5:43

My favorite player? Pogba or Lingard UNIRONICALLY

cant wait for half time to drop this massive shit I've been holding in all morning

>hurr durr viera was better than keane

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United's jerseys are just about the worst I have ever seen.

Will Matic post his stats again?

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lmao how about judging them on what matters for central midfielders. tackles, passing assists etc

is that a tranny?

stream where

Cute dicklet.

Would rather have Viera on my team.

Based Aussie porn addict

>Maguire

Still howling they paid £85m for him

God, I wish that were me.

Bro that's straight up not appropriate for a blue board

footybite

nah the gingham one and the one with the giant downvote in the middle were worse

thumbnail looks like porn but I know it can't be because Yea Forums is a blue board

can't believe they paid £90m for Maguire

You now remember Jack Wilshere

The Olympic stadium is so fucking shit

60fps.live/west-ham-united-vs-manchester-united/?link=1&utm_source=footybite

85m is too much to spend on ur new english englands center back white captain

why are there so many foreigners in west ham?

i thought they were a proper english club

>2 united fans on commentary for their game again

Fuck off

The white rashford

Nah thats, Sheff U and Burnley

All the propah clubs are in the Championship or lower

Wish my wife was into this, I would love to rub my dick against her beautiful face.

>london
>english

KEK

Everyone from London is gay, this is a homo Derby

one hundred and thirty five million of your english pounds for aaron wan bissaka and harry maguire

damn what does she say when you ask?

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you sound bitter lad

No need to bring the rams into it, we already know their bent af

Fuck Manu. Like if you agree :)

underage and possibly male

>makita
quality tools desu

Retweeted

if you had to bet, when do you think united is gonna get the penalty?

seems rather noncey ngl

>girl

yea fuck Manuel Neuer

Never did, but I will now for sure.

Stop

>Defoe scored another 2 for Rangers
based

what are some proper english cities?

ive only been to london

really wish i had sex rn lads

QT

Who the fuck would be bitter about Man Utd in 2019, Sunderland fans?

GOAL

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canterbury

the norf

you quoting transfer fees billionaire owners payed to sign players

This time yesterday City had scored like 5 already, I guess Manchester really is blue, amirite fellas?

worst game i have ever seen

What a fucking nigger

Cute!

there was no goal

Yikes

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do you even ffp?

bradford

dirty ngubu cunt

Now that the dust has settled, is Leicester officially a bigger club than United in 2019?

Starting to question whether this semen slurping sport really is for me, lads

Manure singing about the manager because they know the players are shit

why would sunderland fans be bitter about man u?

keep me posted.

just shoot the ball you faggots

its weird seeing united transform so much every year

under van laal they'd have like 80% ball possession by now but under ole its 10%

Really good game this.

a white man would never have fouled like that

There's only one number I have saved

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Great game

Islamabad

I miss my nan

;_;

such is the rollercoaster ride of a club with no long term strategy

Fucking hell the quality outside of the top 4 is tragic, it really is

this screams 0-0 until the 68th minute

aw me too lad. And granddad.

kek

You mean top 2.

well she isnt coming back so you have to get over it

At first I was like who the fuck is this player, but then I realized it was Shrewsbury Town F.C. legend Daniel James

The problem Neville has commentating United games is he still comes at them from the point of view of United being this top club who should be winning, when that hasn't been true in over half a decade now. A game like this isn't one United are expected to just show up and win

What the fuck

Is Serie A officially the best league at the moment, considering the collapse of quality in La Liga and EPL?

Juan Mata is unironically the best United player of the decade

The massive Full English I had for breakfast is pounding at my sphincter lads, need to go for a shit but not sure I can hold on til half time.

Luckily doesn't look like I'll miss anything.

when do you guys think united will realize rashford (and lingard) are never going to be top level players

Top 2 are the best 2 in Europe, and on this planet. So unless you know some aliens.

Anyone seen "IT: Chapter 2"?

Thinking about going to see that instead of Chelsea Liverpool

>0 clubs reached last 8 of CL

Matic has been our best player. Spooky

whenever I think about london clubs I always forget about west ham. they're just "there". who could support this bullshit club?

why do people keep mistakenly replying to my posts, thats about the 4th time today and I;m getting sick of it

Kinda but La Liga is open and its interesting to see what happens with the big 3 and who managers to turn it around first.

BUT MUH MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB

Have you ever watched Serie A teams outside of Juve and Inter?

>GASHFORD

Kek

Fuck off rashford

My bad mate

Bit of nothing from future legend Marcus rashford

Mia Khalifa

>trashford

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>Rashford

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>rashford
JLING would have twatted that into the net

>Rashford

>future

what the fuck is he doing

I haven't seen it, but I heard that it's not as good as the first movie.
But if you liked that one I guess it's okay.

thank you
this match is fucking shit

>250k/w for Rashford

La Liga is not interesting in the slightest and I couldn't give a toss about their "big 3", the quality in that league is dire and Simeone is a fraud

T R A S H
F
O
R
D

Why did they sack Mou?

Based Rice

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He's unironically gotten worse sinve he burst on the scene, 2/3 years ago he would've kept going and had a shot

could rashford be any more shit

they might but lost but i like the direction now with the 3 signings and letting a lot of the dead weight go

a couple more kino signings and i think united will be back in a couple of years - its the same meme as when liverslip was midtable

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Thats quick.great work for us text only fooks

Rashrod will never get 20 in a season

>yfw Barca buys him in desperation and makes it €350k/w

Jlingz is a top talent though. The boy has no ceiling. In like 10 years when he's in his peak he will be the GOAT for the next decade or so.

>It's an MUFC TV commentary episode where they talk about everything from the Man United point of view

How did he lose control of the ball? Isn't he a good dribbler wtf?

it's a 3 hour medium quality horror film
you'll be bored stiff by the end

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shit game, post slags

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Can manure even make top 6 this season?

gross

>ywn have your windpipe crushed in between them thighs

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she must ave a uge dick

lel

*dabs*

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Why is Ole always sitting and looking miserable?

He won’t accept his role as a pacebabby and thinks he can start doing tricks and skills and become a Ronaldoesque forward.

>she

>tfw no woman will ever find you attractive

woeful

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update: It was an 18 incher, maybe 20 and I popped a semi on the way out.

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Are you implying that we're going to have to score from open play? Gg lads.

The ring, it weighs on him

dat absolute unit

Where's Pogba and mah boi jay lingzz?

Rise of the deanos

based

So sick of seeing this shit.

You're a professional footballer. Bing it with your left foot for fucks sake. How do you not practise your weak foot shot day in day out as a professional on 100k+/week?

Rashford has been such a pussy in general in this game so far. Stop waiting for an opportunity to fall to your feet and then having a little sulk and a moan when the planets don't align perfectly for you when you've contributed nothin to the play in the first place. Attack the fucking ball nonce.

>CALCULATED FREE KICK

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Tmw you realize our league is unironically better than the premier

>rashford is on 200k per week
>bernardo silva is on 120k per week

>open thread
>every third post is slags or porn

top match I see

Neutral here, United probably only behind City in terms of quality this season, they've created far more chances than anyoen else

Yes but only because ArseANAL, Chelshit, and Tootenham are also trash.

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Nah rosy reds a CUTE

thought there was no white people left in london

>Singing "20 times" and chanting about past glories whilst watching their club finish 6th again

It's funny seeing United become everything they used to mock

Bro just have sex. Like just do it.

THIS MATCH IS FUCKING SHITE

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its not halftime yet

Its wank, I'm surprised chocolate slags haven't started yet its that bad.

fucks sake score some facking goals

Probably almost as many as your entire population

>"super" sunday

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Why is she on tinder if she's married?

just call off this fucking game, I wanna watch chelsea liverpool

why isn't jlingz playing
would already be 2-0 with him feeding balls to rashford

obssessed liverpool nigger

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watchin the cp wolves game how's it going lads

how muh boi Jlingz doin?

Boring hbu

>slipping to Sheffield United Women
kek never change Livercuck Ladies

damn those eyebrows are hot as fuck. love to dump a loud all them lads.

Can someone tell Tyler + Neville that there's 2 teams playing today

lmao weak little black boi Haller getting brushed off there by Maguire

why are black bois so fragile and weak?

>only scouse scum hate yernited

guess again glory hunter

this is what united would be like every week if pogba left

How is Manure this fucking shit? It's baffling.

We are so bad lol

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Is that the long form version of "It's Tottenham lads"

Proven to be a Kostic babby

>bill bailey
glad to see hes found a successful career outside of panel shows

so, no different than if wogba was playing then?

couple chances for both teams/ tit for tat game

This United team has no world talent, what the fuck, how did this happen?

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chicharito would have netted that

They look no different than usual. He only plays the last 20 minutes And he's usually responsible for conceding a goal a game

yes

If Dimitar Berbatov was a serb he would be called Dimitar Serbatov

That’s not Tyler you audio impaired thicko.

you can't post that, this is a blue board!

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This was normal United pre-Fergie

she's begging for the white cock

my sex drive has been non existant the past week or so

scarr sahm fakkin goals

Aren't both of those dead?

West ham would be up 2-0 if Pogba was playing

this manure team has too many Small Black Brains to ever work. need to get rid of its nigs pronto

Tyler isn't commentating this match.

>>>>

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i hope gary neville dies on the motorway tonight

*Sips* Ahh remember Paul Scholes eh Gary, those were the days

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>Poonited

too many Small Black Brains

Manus kit looks like shit

you wont fit in with these incessant wankers then
all day every day wank wank wank wank wank wank must post porn must show the lads how much i wank wank wank wank

all united games will be like this. they are shit and play shit counter attacking football. and they dare say mourinho play style was boring. clueless cunts.

Oh she's white. She just wants to look like a Kardashian/Jenner.

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"""""""""""""SUPER""""""""""" SUNDAY

Neville is suddenly going after Rashford after turning a blind eye to his shit performances for months.

Who is this gorgeous gori ?

SEETHING low test manlet

The other day I was thinking about how would things be if I'd never been exposed to porn.

>NOOOO only players zoomutts remember like paul pogba and nerman are allowed here!!!
>how does this game feed into the ronalds vs messi debate!!!

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Stay seething ABU

fuck off with that blacked slut

the ref looks like he is gonna coom

Mourninho’s team only looked this terrible when the players downed tools

One can only hope.

you'd still be a loser

lol imagine being being given the preliminary match before the blockbuster liverpool game and giving a dogshit game like this, blew your chance for major exposure

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I think I've seen this chick before, can't remember where.

keep it to yourself wanker

>muh history

Nobody cares

agreed

Why has she got a couple of spiders attached to her eyes?

mia melano

How did United beat Chelsea 4-0?

it's your mum

The Newcastle - Brighton game yesterday was better than this shower of shite.

Chelsea are that shit

bc lampard was in charge

jeez this thread is dead. are they any paki bandwagoners left?

is he the ref?

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cope.

The thing is, even this West Ham team has more talent than United. Both have spent quite a few quids, but it seems United burnt 800 million pounds away during the last 3 years in bad signings.

Got a new leopard print bed sheet, lads.

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what the fuck did they eat before this game. sedatives?

True. But it would be nice to have a strong response to normal sexual stimuli. Not a 60+ page unsatisfactory search.

why are the commentators only talking about how bad man united are playing like there isn't another team on the pitch?

just have bbc football and this thread open, watching football is for plebs

Support City now

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MAKE SUM FACKIN RUNS

jesus united is getting embarrassed

>sorry, l'm watching Barry Town v Cefn Druids

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all the united customers left spee when liverpoo won the CL

This game sucks tbqhfam

this really is a nil-nil masterclass by man u

Because Man United are more important and West Ham are playing equally shit.

What's she gobblin' on?

>Gary Neville on comms
>Expecting anything other than Manure talk

rashford is honestly one of the worst players in the premier league

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Because West Ham is playing loads better than United are.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>MANURE
>MANURE
>MANURE

It's the gritty East London club that hipsters support. Hipsters cannot venture outside of the capital of course, and the other non-big-3 London clubs are too small/racist to support. Foreign bandwagoners who consider themselves of a higher class naturally gravitate towards West Am as a consequence.

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JLingz started, Shaw bombing down the left

WET SPAM
OH YES YOU BEAUTY

Fornals can't pass to save his life

never watched a united game before?

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

fucking joke of a club

Oh no no no no

WEST HAM GOAL WEBUM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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based cockhole

BASED YARMO

LMAO

BASED

FUCK MANURE

No u.
I knew it.

FUCKING NIGGER

>de gay

I really like watching manu matches. It's like watching a light drama TV show like better call saul. You just know what's gonna happen and it's very comfy.
And they got scored on while I'm typing this kek

>THE ABSOLUTE UNITED OF MANCHESTER

DING

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OLES AT THE WHEEL
OLES AT THE WHEEL
OLES AT THE WHEEL
OLES AT THE WHEEL
OLES AT THE WHEEL

ABUS WIN AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA

how much did they pay for maguire again?

PAKI CUSTOMERS SEETHING
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>Le 80m (eighty million) pound man

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I JUST REALISED IVE WATCHED THIS EPISODE BEFORE

>oloyes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHHQQHQHQHQHQHWHBRJ2JDJFJEJWJSJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OLES AT THE WHEEL

GETTING DOMINATED BY WEST HAM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHO ARE YA WHO ARE YA WHO ARE YA

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OLE

>moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes >moyes

This is a Pickford-esque attempt at a dive

This United team are absolutely dismal.

A finger.

>manure

>WANKCHESTER SHITNED

>he only has a 32-pack

Apologize.

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>DABBED ON BY MARK NOBLE IN 2019

GIVE ME THE CUSTOMER HOTLINE ASAP

based

"AND THAT'S A GOOD GOAL BY THE TEAM PLAYING MANCHESTER UNITED, HOW WILL MANCHESTER UNITED RESPOND TO THAT. HOW WILL MANCHESTER UNITED CHANGE AT HALF TIME. NEEDS TO BE BETTER FROM MANCHESTER UNITED"

Excellent neutral analysis again

why did they extend lindelof contract?

Tbf that was a sick strike by Yarmo

BASED AND YARMOLENKO PILLED

Why can't we play Astrana every week

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But Yea Forums told me it was all Mouyes' fault?

Manu on the right

BASED OLE AT THE WHEEL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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>*/mug/ intensifies*

>Ole

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Always been a part of the Van gaals army

>Blaming the goalie

I want this to never end but I know someday ole won’t be there anymore
Feels bad

No way West Ham lose

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basado

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Pogba's a lazy wanker but he at least has the talent to occasionally do something great. This team is just dross.

Whose the discount Phil Neville sat next to solksjoyes?

digits confirm

he the one who brought 80% of the players

the only man who can fix manure is diego simione

>Ole's at the wheel

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Ole confirmed dead

>Maguire

Fucking trash

Does old trafford still sing oles at the wheel or do they know its become a meme now

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this half time talk with mou and keane will be absolute kino

>shitchester poonited

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post yfw Manu's in trouble again

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mommy

>YARMO
>left-footed striker playing right wing
>still scores

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>"mourinho never gives youngsters a chance"
>ole gives them a chance and they're shit
>"oh here we go another park the bus manager"

man utd are shit and the manager doesn't matter

lads
the wheels have come off here
lads

>gears of war 5
>protag is now feminist
holy cringe. just let this shit series die already.

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DELIVEROOO

Reminder that Harry Maguire is the world's most expensive defender.

>De Gay

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Hello fren

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So it happened again....

he's world class

Wet Spam should have waited till the 70th minute at least to score. Now United might actually start trying. Happened like 10 times last year.

such a shit run club

how many times has maguire been dribbled past this season?

mama

>get ready for brexit
>parliament want Boris to extend

Should they not be advertising to prepare for brexit?

>brexit advert
Hahaha it’s actually happening lads. I voted brexit because I rolled digits on here. True story.

Why do english coaches suck Yea Forums? when was the last time an english coach won the prem?

>that gym girl in the Gillette advert

Nice to see a fellow GamerGater here!

Ole has GOT to go if they lose today lads, simple as.

united is more relevant than united. Deal with it, nerd.

£375,000/week

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>Lester sell maguire
>Instantly become better

top wew

OLE'S AT THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEL
TELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEEEEEL

reminds me of this girl who i see at the gym everytime i go and who follows he around

lel wtf is this commercial

>get ready for brexit
>changes are coming to..businesses and how you receive information
>get ready for brexit

wew

Ole's at the wheel

United will probably score late on in the second half with wild celebrations in the team that they've managed to secure a 1-1 draw.

>Moyes
>Louyes
>Mouyes

Absolute state of Manu trainers

I voted to remain in the hopes of a chimpout and accelerationism but this whole shit show was worth it. Brexit means Brexit

Barely beat them desu senpai

Lads it's United, this is almost to be expected.

Based

sign marcelino and and your season is fixed

past his prime and they give him a raise lmao

So this is the power of the most expensive defender and goalkeeper

They want EU citizens to apply for the settlement scheme, >1.5 million of anticipated 4 million have applied so far. It's to reduce the spike when we leave

dumb fag should have went to psg. based navas is there now so no chance.

New

BOSS

Lads im going to Greggs anyone want anything?

and he doesnt even play the piano

BOSS
MY EARNING PLEASE

racism

I thought De gay, Maguire, Pogba and Rashford were supposed to be World Class la? Why exactly are United currently behind Bournemouth, Leicester and West Ham in the league?

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A gf

R A R E

>have sex incel

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>De Gay
Declining
>Maguire
40 mil player
>Pogba
luxury player
>Rashford
Absolute Trash

Where da boi JLingz at?

>a favela de Wolverhampton

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u focking wut m8