/rwc/ formerly /rug/

The same Tongan team that NZ put 90 points on.

nice bread

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thought that was on Daly tbqh

Tonga you useless lazy cunts just fucked up my bru

That's bullying.

Never in doubt

Surprised they didn't fuck that move up either. Tragic bastards.

LMAO

gg no re

BONUS
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Tonga should have gone with scrum resets from the advantage instead of clearing it and letting England counter-attack.

Thank fuck. Could have been 50+ win had we actually held the fucking ball.

INGERLUUUUUUUUUUND

BASED ENGLAND

STATE OF THIS FUCKING CLOGWOG'S LIFE

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>Bexley
>Derby county
That flag is really confusing me

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imagine not putting 40 on Tonga

tonga decided not to tackle in that game.

we will absolutely smash poo peeland
too easy

go on lads

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fancy a wank

Just a gentle warm-up for the lads. Was never in doubt.

>England having their shit game against the worst team when it doesn’t matter

Rather be shit now than when it matters

Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

It's not just me then

So england get the good boy point?

RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBYYYYY

>35-3
It's an english cricket score.

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What if we’re double shit

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Shiny head

Already having my victory wank lads. Which colonial flag should I bust my load on today?

>poot

PLEASE ours

BANG A GONG GET IT ON

HOLD THE FACKIN BALL

>Ireland peaking after game mocking England

another good looking 14 from joe denly

Poor coconut niggers they're humiliated every 4 years. Why is there even a slot for them ?

but england...you're the colony.

Jamaica

Gonna add another "star" to the Aussie flag then.

>le 35 and out men

did england have a night out in sapporo last night or something

Business idea. Put every single player in a ruck and push for the line.

why is this match still happening?

Let them have one.

hong kong

Give up you bloody savages

Get fucked, clogwog.

please, think of my MP

>85th minute
>13th phase
Why didn't Tonga play like this earlier

GAMMON TONGER

>monday 1 game wales v georgia
>tuesday 1 game russia v samoa
>wednesday 1 game fiji v uruguay

holy shit i love doc martin
based itv

They are horrendous lad, don't you remember two weeks ago putting almost 100 on them after voluntarily deciding to play with only 14 men? Embarrassing for England.

Literally no more decent games until Sunday. Some grim viewings ahead.

...

Well you gotta stretch it out, lad.

Polynesians only know how to fight when they are guaranteed to lose

See you for CYMRU.

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get ur dose of the doc's cock

>pretending not to be embarrassed with this score against the worst islander team

kek

why are there so many blacks on British tv lads

Because they know what you like

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amazed they had scousers on tbqh
you see way more black people than scousers

SWING LOW

Got the BP, that'll do. Performance was shit, but you're a dirty scat cunt clogwog, so go play with the traffic.

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Why did happen with N. England today? Heavy drowsiness didn't allow me to watch the match.

gemini man looks awful

SWEET CHARIOT

don't care

Tonga vs the argie bargies next saturday could be a lot of fun.

Scots couldn't finish a wank
Ireland weren't very good either but got the job done

Pretty much all our media is based in London; TV, press, advertising agencies, etc. Couple blacks constantly bitching and moaning about representation with the capital becoming increasingly non-white, the media thinks they have a duty to include them in literally everything they do because they think London is a fair reflection of the UK as a whole. We even have London MPs now saying the rest of the country should look more like London.

Before this, anglos shall lost to yankees

absolutely seething

>next saturday
Fucking hell, that long? This is just grim fixture listing. Stretching out the competition for 6 weeks is retarded.

When you say a lot of fun. Do you mean Argentina will win comfortably

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can't wait to smash the yanks in an even easier game

Kek

They defeated Tonga well and true, but committed 13 handling errors. Either they decided to turn on snooze mode because they thought the job's done. Or Eddie Jones has instructed them to hold back to conceal their hands

If England play like they did today, USA will win.

It's better than having some teams playing three games in eleven days

>Or Eddie Jones has instructed them to hold back to conceal their hands
Based on his reaction to the first error... no. Also, had they done the 13 handling errors AFTER the bonus point was confirmed, you could claim that. Instead the reality is the entire stadium is like playing in a greenhouse and they haven't practised with slippery balls. This is why Wales might win the entire thing because they've prepared for this. It also doesn't help that England only arrived on Friday due to the Typhoon.

Mate USA is atrociously bad. This Tongan can probably smash them.

Groups with 5 teams each are a mistake

I don't understand how they can justify three games today and then three days of only one game. It makes no sense. At least give us two.

You've been utterly BTFO here, Dick Van Coont.

>as of RIGHT NOW, Scuckland are officially the worst team in the RWC
Checks out

just imagine if england played like this against us haha

The fuck was that nigel owens advert.

Haven't you heard of weekends

People have work on weekdays.

Observe, I do not mean to suggest that the _custom_ of lying has
suffered any decay or interruption--no, for the Lie, as a Virtue, A
Principle, is eternal; the Lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in
time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest
friend, is immortal, and cannot perish from the earth while this club
remains. My complaint simply concerns the decay of the _art_ of lying.
No high-minded man, no man of right feeling, can contemplate the
lumbering and slovenly lying of the present day without grieving to see
a noble art so prostituted. In this veteran presence I naturally enter
upon this theme with diffidence; it is like an old maid trying to teach
nursery matters to the mothers in Israel. It would not become to me to
criticise you, gentlemen--who are nearly all my elders--and my
superiors, in this thing--if I should here and there _seem_ to do it, I
trust it will in most cases be more in a spirit of admiration than
fault-finding; indeed if this finest of the fine arts had everywhere
received the attention, the encouragement, and conscientious practice
and development which this club has devoted to it, I should not need to
utter this lament, or shred a single tear. I do not say this to flatter:
I say it in a spirit of just and appreciative recognition. [It had been
my intention, at this point, to mention names and to give illustrative
specimens, but indications observable about me admonished me to beware
of the particulars and confine myself to generalities.]

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I wish you guys played in the first half like you did in the second half. Should've smashed those French

What's odd is that black people are 2% of the population but get most of the quota gigs ahead of Asians, which is something like 7% of the population. I think too many Brits are Americanised and see black people as the only minority.
Not that I care about Asians either mind but its all just silly race baiting nonsense.

>Eddiy forcing a smile knowing he is about to murder some people

I'll be at work midweek. Will have to watch England eviscerate yanks on my phone

No fact is more firmly established than that lying is a necessity of our
circumstances--the deduction that it is then a Virtue goes without
saying. No virtue can reach its highest usefulness without careful and
diligent cultivation--therefore, it goes without saying that this one
ought to be taught in the public schools--even in the newspapers. What
chance has the ignorant uncultivated liar against the educated expert?
What chance have I against Mr. Per--against a lawyer? _Judicious_ lying
is what the world needs. I sometimes think it were even better and safer
not to lie at all than to lie injudiciously. An awkward, unscientific
lie is often as ineffectual as the truth.

Now let us see what the philosophers say. Note that venerable proverb:
Children and fools _always_ speak the truth. The deduction is plain
--adults and wise persons _never_ speak it. Parkman, the historian, says,
"The principle of truth may itself be carried into an absurdity." In
another place in the same chapters he says, "The saying is old that
truth should not be spoken at all times; and those whom a sick
conscience worries into habitual violation of the maxim are imbeciles
and nuisances." It is strong language, but true. None of us could _live_
with an habitual truth-teller; but thank goodness none of us has to. An
habitual truth-teller is simply an impossible creature; he does not
exist; he never has existed. Of course there are people who _think_ they
never lie, but it is not so--and this ignorance is one of the very
things that shame our so-called civilization. Everybody lies--every day;
every hour; awake; asleep; in his dreams; in his joy; in his mourning;
if he keeps his tongue still, his hands, his feet, his eyes, his
attitude, will convey deception--and purposely. Even in sermons--but that is a platitude.

sounds like a top lad.

In a far country where I once lived the ladies used to go around paying
calls, under the humane and kindly pretence of wanting to see each
other; and when they returned home, they would cry out with a glad
voice, saying, "We made sixteen calls and found fourteen of them out"
--not meaning that they found out anything important against the
fourteen--no, that was only a colloquial phrase to signify that they
were not at home--and their manner of saying it expressed their lively
satisfaction in that fact. Now their pretence of wanting to see the
fourteen--and the other two whom they had been less lucky with--was that
commonest and mildest form of lying which is sufficiently described as a
deflection from the truth. Is it justifiable? Most certainly. It is
beautiful, it is noble; for its object is, _not_ to reap profit, but to
convey a pleasure to the sixteen. The iron-souled truth-monger would
plainly manifest, or even utter the fact that he didn't want to see
those people--and he would be an ass, and inflict totally unnecessary
pain. And next, those ladies in that far country--but never mind, they
had a thousand pleasant ways of lying, that grew out of gentle impulses,
and were a credit to their intelligence and an honor to their hearts.
Let the particulars go.

we always play a bit worse than the other team lmao,even if it is Scotland or the all blacks

South African autism is a unique flower

I mean, I'm an inheritance baby and don't need to work a day in my life so, I forgot.

didnt read lol

My fellew Seth Effrikuns...

It's a bit more than that, not much though. And they're pretty much always London blacks. I get that over half of the black population in the UK resides in the capital, but rarely do you see Manc blacks or Brummie ones.

You're spot on with the Americanised thing. The insistence on appropriating Yank social/cultural/political issues gets really tedious when they're not really relevant here.

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based /trans/ lad.

TV monies I reckon

The men in that far country were liars, every one. Their mere howdy-do
was a lie, because _they_ didn't care how you did, except they were
undertakers. To the ordinary inquirer you lied in return; for you made
no conscientious diagnostic of your case, but answered at random, and
usually missed it considerably. You lied to the undertaker, and said
your health was failing--a wholly commendable lie, since it cost you
nothing and pleased the other man. If a stranger called and interrupted
you, you said with your hearty tongue, "I'm glad to see you," and said
with your heartier soul, "I wish you were with the cannibals and it was
dinner-time." When he went, you said regretfully, "_Must_ you go?" and
followed it with a "Call again;" but you did no harm, for you did not
deceive anybody nor inflict any hurt, whereas the truth would have made
you both unhappy.

I think that all this courteous lying is a sweet and loving art, and
should be cultivated. The highest perfection of politeness is only a
beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and
gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

my fellew seth effrikuns….I am gay

the best ones are when you're telling the truth but they don't believe you, the double-bluff

haha yeah

there is more than 1 white south african accent fyi

No mate, they're good.

Think France are going to bring it home lads

americasrugbynews.com/2019/09/22/hodge-faces-ban-for-foul-play-vs-fiji/

I know, I talk South African lawyers and bankers often.
I even met an Italian who speaks English with a thick Johannesburg accent kek.

Of course. There’s “Diplomatic imunityyyyy” and “Fooking Prawns” so there are at least 2.

Anyone think Ireland and NZ not having to break a sweat to win their groups will mean they will get complacent in the knock outs?

What I bemoan is the growing prevalence of the brutal truth. Let us do
what we can to eradicate it. An injurious truth has no merit over an
injurious lie. Neither should ever be uttered. The man who speaks an
injurious truth lest his soul be not saved if he do otherwise, should
reflect that that sort of a soul is not strictly worth saving. The man
who tells a lie to help a poor devil out of trouble, is one of whom the
angels doubtless say, "Lo, here is an heroic soul who casts his own
welfare in jeopardy to succor his neighbor's; let us exalt this
magnanimous liar."

An injurious lie is an uncommendable thing; and so, also, and in the
same degree, is an injurious truth--a fact that is recognized by the law
of libel.

>bad because some nog stepped back in so you can't properly wrap.

Grim

Do like this ITV coverage tbf. Match analysis is good stuff.

Imagine being one of those guys half squatting in a studio, arse directly in the camera waiting to be allowed to move

There's also: bit bit bit, your bleck!
and: when you 'unt the illifant you mussant rrun, becos if you rrun 'e will chayse you

Imagine doing it when Gareff Thomas is invited to be a pundit.

it's decent
they all seem pally enough and don't go over board either negatively or positively

just ask them to pronounce "curry".

hope the aidsbender is kept well away

Yes, well, I do agree with you and apologize for my bad form.

Scatland.

Me too. Never really had a problem with him, but his punditry is shit.

>>NZ winning the pool without breaking a sweat
Shots fired against South Africa. Savage

England has been completely and utterly humiliated today, may as well fook off 'ome

>kiwis go to bed
>threads become comfy

who ABNZ here?

>Ireland so scared of kiwis they wait till we’re asleep to start talking shit
Pathetic

imagine they actually win this.

We’re probably getting Scotland in our QF so it should be good for us to not be fatigued going into crunch time. Also easier to manage injury risks if we have easy games from here.

>poo peelians so scared of Ireland they sit there refreshing the thread to see if the No. 1 team and world champions mention them

Ever have a shitting cold war?
I really need to take a shit, but I'm waiting for my housemate to go to the toilet first so I don't gas her. But maybe she's thinking the same thing.
I'll be up all night holding it in if this carries on.

Anyway looking forward to wales tomorrow.

women respect a proper, thick poo. don't be shy mate. call her when you're done and show your work.

Just light a candle afterwards, lad, fucking hell.

See you tomorrow for Wales lads.

Drive to the gym and drop a shard

this
Also do it with the door open, and some extra noises. This turns them on

direland puffing their chest out while we're asleep

Sounds like this Aussie lad needs to do his Wales right now

Ireland will be picking up your old tiny players while they are carrying the ball and bodyslamming them behind the try line m8, it will be like playing an under-10s side

They all might as well go home as the A1 Sharon Best Team in the World Forever™ is here.

Oh no it's turtling

cant believe I used to like the Irish

You realise this is incredibly bad for you?

it's all just a laugh friendo

Reckon Scotland need to Drop Hogg, or move him to the bench at least. He's become a talisman for everything wrong with their style of rugby.

I knew it. Not even a minute after I was done, she was in there.

Is Irn-Bru considered as doping by World Rugby?

The Scots have run out of excuses. Not a single notable injury going into the match. They are finished.

fuck that, drop a bomb and declare chemical warfare

Not actually too bothered about the tonga game. Got the bonus with no real injuries and defensively + set pieces we were solid. I think the ball dropping is all nerves and can easily be worked on

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>They are finished.

They never started, Ive said it before, the problem is their Union, they have not progressed into the 21st century yet and still think 2 pro sides is enough for International success, They need at least 1-2 more pro side to find and develop players and also invest more at school boy level

For whatever reason they didn't do this 20 years ago (when it needed to be done) and now you are seeing the results

remember that scotland side from 10 years ago with Dan Parks at 10
woeful

Put these pro sides to be owned by Celtic and Rangers and problem solved

>and now you are seeing the results

I take that back, we've been seeing the results from 2000 onwards

*makes /rug/ seethe*

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You're clueless. They had to cut teams 20 years ago because they couldn't sustain them financially.

I already hate them.

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They actually did have more professional teams, with the Caledonia Reds and Border Reivers se up in 96. The Caledonia Reds played 2 seasons of the Heineken Cup, but were eventually folded into the Glasgow Warriors. And the Border Reivers competed in the Celtic Cup and Heineken Cup up to 07, when they were merged with Edinburgh. In both cases, they were axed due to budget cuts.

>sassenach
even when talking amongst themselves, they're still obsessed

the opposite of reality

>You now remember Celtic Warriors RFC

Players you're probably less handsome than?

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Well then they have cut investment which is why they didn't transfer into the 21st century which means i was right anyway

Scotland desperately need a couple of bruisers in their pack. I can't remember who it was that said Scottish forwards are "too nice" around about 6N time, but he was right. Guys like Jim Hamilton and Nathan Hines might have been liabilities at times, but they offered some teeth to the forward pack. Aside from Hamish Watson, Scotland don't really have any forwards who can guarantee them front-foot ball. The Scottish pack is not a threat when they have the ball, and hasn't been for a while. Theoretically, the tradeoff is that punchy attack power in favour of guys who are breakdown specialists, but for a variety of reasons, that isn't working.

This lack of gainline success directly impacts the backline, who have to attack from deep into the blitz defense which is part of the arsenal of the top tier teams, who shut them down for massive loss -- tangentially, this is why I still think Scotland will beat Japan: the Japs don't have the defensive drilling to be able to make it work as effectively as Ireland did -- or else force Scotland to kick away possession.
The aimless kicking we saw today was in part due to the Irish defense, but worryingly was certainly Townsend's game plan: fair enough if the Irish are blitzing up and you can get in behind them, or else pressure their lineouts, but when your forwards can't really disrupt the Irish breakdown or create meaningful phase play, kicking all the time just gives Ireland the ball back in attacking positions. One of the reasons that Scotland were able to effect the 6N comeback was because they held onto the ball in the second half instead of kicking it all the time. Territory games only work if you can pressure the opposition, and Scotland simply could not.

Plus Scottish players are historically the smelliest at the world cup.

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Rory Best needs to fuck off with his orange boots and learn his place.

for me the biggest problem with Scotland is that the forwards are way too slow to secure the rucks and I get that Townsend wants to play an attacking rugby so he's picking creative forwards with good hands but literally every tier 1 nation is able to pick them off at the breakdown

also Laidlaw compounds the problem created by the forwards by his slow service. Scotland looked mildly threatening for the first time in the whole game when Price came on. Again, it's not solely Laidlaw's fault, but he exacerbates the issues already created by the impotence of the pack.
The only thing I can really offer in defense of the gameplan was that the forecast was meant to be dreadful throughout, so a territory game made a bit more sense. But Scotland can't do the territory plan B game against decent teams because they don't have the personnel for it, so they're better off playing to what they can do and at least offering some threat.

Relax lad, he's only got 6 games left

That doesn't seem very accurate. Unless he's playing beyond the world cup quarter finals?

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going to mcdonald's lads

Is that Maccie D's or just some bloke you know?

>Green Jersey, White Shorts, Orange Boots

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old lad i know who owns a farm
dying for a mcslurry desu

nevin spence already had one of those

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Why is it bad for you, what could the effects be?

That's actually not a bad idea bruh, would love to see that happening

turn you into a bender if you like the sensation too much

To be fair, that's. something they're now tackling. THE SRU are launching the Super 6 as a semi-pro competition to draw more guys into the player pool for Glasgow and Edinburgh. Basically the 2 pro teams draft their players into teams from the Scottish Premiership and they play each other in a regular season.
It's not an ideal solution but it's a start.

>You better watch Wales v Georgia on Monday you little shit

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for sure Scottish football is in good shape right now

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If Georgia win do they get to join the six Nations?

>Give football teams control of a competing sport so that they can kill it
Genius

I'm sure Italy would be happy to swap.

rhubarb, apple and blackberry pie has just gone in the oven

Just put my Shamrock Pie into your Sisters Oven

shut it mick, nobody likes you

yaraon-blog.com/archives/158902
>japanese article askign why rugby isn't popular in japan despite all the advertisement and media coverage
>all the comments are either "its gay" or "i dont understand the rules"
>the rest are about how there are too many foreigners in the team and complaining that yokohama is full of scary foreigners because of rugby
kek

South American Superliga shall work for it. Some franchises are already associated with football clubs
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Súper_Liga_Americana_de_Rugby

Man fuck them, maybe I don't want them getting out of the pool after all

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It's not ridiculously popular, but the sport does have a history in the country. And it's arguably one of the bigger sports in high schools, after baseball and soccer.
Article somewhat related
bbc.com/news/in-pictures-49598887

The lesser nations have actually been equiting themselves nicely so far, let's hope it can continue

they've been submitting their forfeits electronically?

Switching back and forth between football and this strange sport. Where do they fit the commercials?

Before the game, at half time, and after the game

BASED TONGA

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They should be ashamed of themselves.

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wtf IT ALREADY STARTED?

Needs more. Can’t get up to pee.

ITV4 in the UK for highlights, binging on Scottish tears today lads

After a knock on or the ball is kicked out of play gives you long enough

American NBC is playing the Ireland Scotland game. First time I've ever seen rugby on a major network here. Don't follow rugby, somebody fill me in on these teams. It looks like Ireland is killing it, are they one of the top teams? Who's the favorite to win the tourny?

Also why do some guys have helmet things? Is that just for protection? We doesn't everybody have one? And why are the helmets different colors even for the same team? One has red and another blue even though both players are on the same team

it's to protect your ears from cauliflower ear which happens when they scrum (when the big fat blokes get together to push each other)

Ireland are currently ranked #1 worldwide, but will bump into NZ before the final and get knocked out. NZ are favourites but not by a huge margin.
Scotland are shit, have always been shit and will always be shit.
I can't remember how the knockouts are set up but nuzulund, aussies, saffas and paddies are in contention with wales and englel on the periphery

>American NBC is playing the Ireland Scotland game. First time I've ever seen rugby on a major network here. Don't follow rugby, somebody fill me in on these teams. It looks like Ireland is killing it, are they one of the top teams?
Yes and Scotland is shit
>Who's the favorite to win the tourny?
New Zealand
>Also why do some guys have helmet things? Is that just for protection?
It gives a little protection for concussions, protects your ears from rubbing, and helps a lot at stopping cuts and scratches
>We doesn't everybody have one?
They arent the most comfortable and can make it harder to hear. The head bands some players have do the same thing more or less
And why are the helmets different colors even for the same team? One has red and another blue even though both players are on the same team
Same reason as the boots are different colours you have free choice as they arent part of the uniform. Only NZ seems to make everyone wear the same colours

Ireland are currently ranked world number one, probably undeservedly so but they are a solid side capable of beating most teams consistently.
Ireland are physically not the biggest, nor the most skillful so they kind of play low risk, percentage based stuff, trying to minimise errors and grind teams down by managing the game well, taking their chances when they come and not giving away a lot of penalties + controlling possension and territory.
Scotland are more of a fair tams at the minute, which is a weird tohing to say about scotland, their backline players are all dangerous and they like spreading the ball wide and using their back three to use their pace and skill to beat defenders. They are weak enough up front however so Ireland exploited that.
The helmets are generally just to protect their ears I think so they don't end up like pic related after 10 years, they don't provide any meaningful protection, a small number of players also wear shoulder pads but they are not madatory and it's a player preference thing.
The helmest really aren't importanant, we call them scrum caps btw

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You're the colony now. Best change your name to Muhammad and buy halal

Ireland have generally been one of the top 3 teams in Europe for the past decade but weren’t particularly successful before that. Recently a bout of good form saw Ireland take the #1 spot in world rankings for the first time ever and we’ve been shitposting relentlessly about ever since. Scotland were very good during the 80’s and 90’s but have remained 3-5th in the 6 Nations ever since, tending towards 5th. Neither side are favourites for the trophy. New Zealand and England are considered the probable finalists, with South Africa in with a decent shout.

The helmets are scrum caps and they’re entirely optional. Forwards (players that contest the scrum) tend to be more likely to wear them but some backs do too. They generally protect against cuts and friction burn.

>ITV has a Title option of Mx
???. Explain yourselfs UK

rugby is a bit shit

Probability for finalists is NZ > SA > England > Ireland = Wales

Thanks frens!

Ofcom made it mandatory for any advertising to have none-natives in if they use homo sapiens awhile ago. There was abit of uproar about it at the time but I don’t watch TV so upto now didn’t realize it was actually implemented.

If it’s intention is to normalise race mixing and none-whites as a good thing in the subconscious of the young it’ll backfire as just as Dostoevsky predicted in notes from the underground. Or probably not but kids don’t watch tv neither so it’s just praying to the boomers who’re already converted to global homo zog.

That cunt hates the English flag and British culture. And he's a history lecturer passing his retarded opinion onto young Brits. Meanwhile all you English faggots are busy calling Tommy Robinson a racist. Why do you hate yourselves, lads?

Hey look a scotland fan that didn't off themselves after that shit show earlier, fair play for sticking with us hamish

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When you're at the bottom, you always hate the guy on top. Now turn round and bend over you pretend-white nigger.

Lads, imagine we got hold of nuclear weapons. I'd crater Dublin just for the keks

>being racist about skin colour when Aussies and Welsh exist
Only a retard would think like that

>You now remember smash man

I've a running theory that the spire is in fact a nuclear missile

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It's shite being Scottish!
We're the lowest of the low!
The scum of the fucking Earth!
The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation!
Some people hate the English, I don't! They're justwankers!
We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers!
Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by!
We're ruled by effete assholes!
It's a shite state of affairs to be in Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

Any other Irish lads watching the coverage on rte 2 when available?
What do you guys make of the interactions between jamie heaslip and eddie o'sullivan
There's a weird tension there, anyone know hwy exactly?

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>hating on two sides that reliably fuck off the English
Poor form tbqhwy

Oh the English hate them too? Patrician 2bh

Little baby half blacks absolutely quaking at the prospect of facing down BIG STRONG welsh and aussies

Eddie cucked Jamie.

What is this even supposed to mean.

No one in England gives a shit about the Celtic nations

Because you're all Pakistani mudslimes I guess.

*wake've up*

Yeah that seems reasonable.

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notice my hair has thinned around my fringe quite considerably lads

Is it time to go full tranny hrt just to save my hair?

You should try fucking an aboriginal cutie or even a kangaroo.

My first time was when I was seven. Now I'm psychologically damaged as a result

No I just hate them as a people

Eddie has a napoleon complex and resents Leinster. Jamie is a genuine D4 poshcunt and resents Munster. Hence they correctly diagnose each other Aas cunts.

My hairline is hanging on by a thread at this point, I'm only 24 as well

Its exaggerated in the article i feel. If you look at tv ratings it definitely does well there, but i think it just hasnt fully cracked the mainstream yet.

Have the same thing, lads. Feels really grim.

Won't work, you'll just get doughy and grow pancake tits and still be balding

Based nips and their unashamed xenophobia

Not letting USSR to occupy Japan at World War II final was a mistake

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What are you talking about Jose? Don't you have a tourist to rob?

About the Rugby or just in general?

Ireland looking more the NH threat than England atm

Embrace it and cut your hair very short.

France look the most dangerous. If everything clicks for them, they could beat anyone.

It's popular at uni for some reason, HS is growing. But I don't think the website you linked is a good source of information, basically being a anime nerd forum for teens.

They always turn up at WCs. it's amazing.

alri Zachy

I have a system to overthrow

Think their mentality is just too fragile to be a realistic contender
Look at the wales and argentina matches, that shit is mad

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They could well beat England and then just lose to the US. There’s no predicting what they’ll do.

>basically being a anime nerd forum for teens.
ya wouldn't take anyones opinion on a place like that at face value

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>tfw you're rapidly approaching 30

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Feels bad man, I constantly have to remind myself if I'm 27 or 28

The French side is looking surprisingly French this world cup. I don’t think they’ll be as in-cohesive as previous French sides and will knock over sides like US even on a off-day. Favourites for Group C.

mid-30s lads, living a quality life with a full head of lustrous hair. 30 is nothing, 40 isn't even anything anymore.

>full head of lustrous hair

Are you a woman?

Getting there.

I'll get to that age and be filled with nothing but regrets probably. All the pussy I should have smashed over the years, all the risks I should have taken, how I should have pushed myself harder. Not looking forward to it.

>Ireland are currently ranked world number one
We actually went down to 2nd today

There's a PS2 game you'd enjoy, Ring of Red

best game: anything from saturday
worst game: anything from sunday

trips confirmed lol

Rankings don’t update until Monday morning. Until then we’re still world number 1 in the world.

True. Nothing interesting happened today. FRA/ARG only worthwhile rewatch so far

The exception is M10, Auckland Wellington and Northland BOP were goodies.

>world number 1 in the world
Thanks Clarkson

Australia vs Wales
England vs Argentina
England vs France
Japan vs Scotland

Out of the remaining 33 games thats the list lads, thats the only "actual" games left to decide the groups

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RWC doesn't really kick off til quarters m8

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the plucky underdog Ireland

Some of my single 30s mates are smashing more poon than ever. Pretty certain I would be too if I were single. Pro-tip: start taking care of yourself more.

Rankings mean nothing. The only team in that top 5 that will give us a run are RSA.

Anyone have a tip for an upset?

>The only team in that top 5 that will give us a run are RSA.

2/3

Based us going up without even playing.

But they didn't really, they were good for 20 minutes and the final score was flattering.

I'm watching the NFL and it's making me hungry.

winning by not losing is very Welsh

SA didn't even get close.

>Pretty certain I would be too if I were single

You would. I started hitting the gym mid-30’s think my life was over after a ltr then ended up back at a Uni dorm balls deep in a French thot. Realised i had more pulling power then ever.

This desu
If >we can get to the final by letting actual good teams knock each other out and then boring everyone to death with meat wall defence I will laugh my tits off

Comfy England win that was today lads. USA next. Hoping for another comfy win with a BP. Need them 10 points going into the tougher last two games

I'll say well earned

>10 points going into the tougher last two games

Thats what fucked us the last time in 2015, our last group game was against France who we beat but lost 5/6 of our core players and captains which resulted in losing to the filthy Argies in the Quarters

If you lose either Vunipola or Tuilagi or both your fucked

Actually looking forward to Pivac coming in. Hopefully he'll drop all the shit cunts Gatland is loyal to, like Halfpenny, North etc. Start picking guys who can actually play rugby.

That's the result when your sport has about 10 teams that are actually good at it
Club rugby is superior imo

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Say some brits there today saying that they think theyre better without tuilagi, which I fouind interesting considering his pressence in that match earlier
Was a bit odd

Tuilagi has been useful against tongans and not even it was necessary to punch one of them

Still indifferent about these kick off times lads. It's a pain waking up so early but it's also nice to be able to wake up and have games on straight away.

5 or 6 is up and at 'em with coffee, 11 is comfy post breakfast

/rwc/ formely /rug/ formely /chuck/

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Anyone besides me watching the history of Rugby on NBCSN right now?

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sister?

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based

take it easy amigo

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tomorrow is the big day boyo

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teams need time to heal up, lad, otherwise they'd all be completely fucked by their 3rd game
that's why they don't have proper rugby in the olympics

Is it that six part series thing?
Half way through it myself

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sounds based

Idea for XV in Olympics
8 teams for Olympic tournament in XV
2 groups
Winner ones play for gold medal
Runner up ones play for bronze medal

4 matchdays (starting from 2 days before opening ceremony to last day of Olympics)
Teams playing each 6 days with 5 rest days between matches

How does the qualifications for this tournament work?

Maybe youre right
It's weird as someone that was a big fan of jamie on the pitch he just comes across terribly in these interactions with eddie
It's like both of them on their own are grand but put them together and them both become borderline insufferable
Jamie's body language alone is repulsive
Fair play to ferris for doing his thing stuck between them two

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Americas: 1
Africa: 1
Europe: 2
Asia: 1
Oceania: 2
Host Country: 1

Kiwis are up. Lowly Irish shitters should fuck off now

But they beat Sc*tland

How will the qualifying teams be decided? You could use rankings or hold continental tournaments or something else

Continental tournaments, adjusted to contexts from each continent

So have the continental tournaments the year before the olympics? Or even the year of the olympics might be better because of the wc.

*wipes face*

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hardly an accomplishment tbqhwy

>stealing my bit
Fuck you

How qualifiers to WC happen between three or two years before WC, Olympics can do the same using qualifiers two years before olympic tournament at interval between WCQ and WC

Neighbor

It's as though you're never a virgin, as though you lost something you never had nor knew of. You'll be alright, get married and have sex.

>Spark's bad weekend stretched into early morning trading, with the company's stock price dropping 8 cents (1.84 per cent) to $4.27 as soon as the market opened.

>This drop is equivalent to a drop of over $30 million in market value

OH NONONONONO

bet sky is howling right now

Apparently it’s $144M now not 30

Getting more fanny in my 30s than I ever did, and it's mostly girls under 25. They just like older men as long as you don't look like Shrek.

Imagine being so pathetic in your 20s that you’re still chasing girls in your 30s instead of making a family with a stable home and intelligent children

I might go out and buy a fedora tomorrow, just so I can tip that post, you fucking nonce.

Who says I don't have a family? You're awfully defensive m8. Worried about the Irish again are we? kek

>Shrek face confirmed

Why don’t you just use one of the many you already own, you permavirgin.

YOU are literally the one talking about trying to attract younger girls. Im talking about being in a steady relationship by that age. YOU are the nonce. YOU are the coombrain

Why would I care about a lowly number 2 ranked team KEK

Fuck you nonce. That's such a nonce thing to say.

>intelligent children
being smarter than you doesn't make them unequivocally intelligent

Rank 2 and falling fast lol

>bullying the plucky underdogs
be nice please

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Oioi heard there's a kiwi nonce around these parts lads.

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Ranked 2 when they spanked you. You like that don't you. You naughty boy.

Officer, he's being a nonce without a loicense

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Officer, Ireland are being cocky without a world cup

what's the general argentinian opinion of Wales?

more six nations grand slams than you

Me too. My first gf once called me drunk asking me to meet her so she could suck my dick. I didn't because I'm a literal autist and can't handle those kind of situations.

Sounds like a good thing you're not a rapist.

Literally shaking

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Imagine needing 15 players for the whole game just to barely squeak past Tonga lmao

Tonga are unironically England's bogey team.

Clearly yeah, our 3-0 record against them really shows how much trouble they consistently cause us.

You barely beat them yesterday despite them being in awful form. NZ put 92 points on them with 14 men and Wales put 74 points on them, you guys only managed an embarrassing 35. In 2007 they nearly knocked you out of the RWC and you had to come from behind to win.

Based fuck spark. Got sky this year. Whats the point if you can't even watch the wc.

>3-0
>Bogey team
Mate, clean yourself up.

England 20-18 Tonga, in 2017. very close

The Kingdom of Tonga

Based and tradpilled. Slaying is fine but get it out of your system in high school. There's a reason our birth rates are low, because losers can't let go into their 20s and want to try and continue to fail to be teenagers in their older years. Like emotional manlets.

>He's doubling down on it

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england looked ass
not scared of them at all

The absolute state of tonga

Can anyone here sell me a tinny?

Yeah mate, you need the outboard, fuel tank, and anchor too?
Shes a wee bit leaky but gets the job done with 15 horses on the back of it you can do pretty much anything

Cheers mate. Good fishing weather out there rn.

for me its crossing the bar in a tinny with no life jackets

*zips out for a feed of kaimoana*

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dont you guys have the water cops

Not really, just a couple of big fuck off power cats. One in Auckland and one in Wellington.

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*Becomes the wrong side of the drowning statistics*
Based

huh
the water cops in my area zoom about the bay and board you to see if you nave lifejackets and check your fish, big fines if you dont have any or your fish are too small

You mean water rats?

There is DOC officers for fish size stuff. No one to really police life jackets

Thanks buddy. I'll remember this when I get up at 5am for practice tomorrow

i've only had checks when im tied up
never on the water
though im generally wearing my life jacket all the time

England have to go easy on Tonga because that’s where they get their only good players from

you'll go to jail if you catch female mudcrabs

You just say your tanga tu fenua and they let you take anything of any size

Literally 0 of our players are from Tonga.

...except for the ones from Tonga

Anybody able to explain to me why USA don't play their first game until Thursday? Is this an advantage or a disadvantage? They're gonna be fresh against England. They could easily go full murderball and just injury England because lol.

Such as?

Name 1 (ONE). Note they must have been born IN Tonga.

You tried, potato-nigger. You certainly tried.

The 50 crays are for the mukapuna g

If there are none then this is redundant and you fell for it

6, 7, 4 days between games and another 6min if they had a quarter. All their games are "big" games as well. The 4 days followed by 6 isnt ideal finals build up.
10, 4, 6, and 7 min for NZ, However its 27 days between big games. Which is unironically perfect lead up and there is no excuse for not winning the quarters.
6, 5, 9, 7 min for Ireland which is good as well, no excuses there either.
Seeks like most teams have a long wait ~8-10 days, a short wait 4-5 days and then 2 medium waits (assuming they make the finals) of 6-7

>New Zealand and England are considered the probable finalists, with South Africa in with a decent shout.
Stop this shit. England isn't anywhere near favourites. Literally every poll, critic, pundit and journalist has said so. I think England's highest 'chance of winning' was like 4%. England can't comfortably beat Ireland and Wales regularly, let alone Seuth Afreeka, Oztrailea or Poo Peeland.

England has the best odds after NZ and SA.
Followed by a tie of Wales and Ireland

Such a grim state of affairs. Seems it's all about getting the big teams playing on the weekends. I'd just like to see England get a 100+ against them. They won't. They won't get 30. I doubt they have a above 50/50 chance to win. England are so dire. Also, hilariously, BBC has the typical ABE writer doing the rugby. He said the conditions in the stadium were 'perfect' and there was no excuse for such poor handling. Ignoring the fact they weren't perfect and the players commented it was hot and humid and they haven't gotten use to it as they only arrived on Thursday due to typhoon delays. But gotta have poor ABE reporters.

swimming pigs m8

One of our reporters said it's so warm and humid there that even at night you are sweating so much your hands are wet and it's like a game in the rain

They were playing inside an air conditioned state of the art dome you absolute tight-head prop lmao.

Shan't be replying to the retarded potato. Kind of guy thinks if you left the fridge open it'd solve global warming.

You're right, I wouldn't reply to me either and I'm sorry and do apologise but I'm right about the dome.
I'll be nice, England are strong and after seeing the Argie-France match I'm genuinely excited to see England play those teams, those will be some tough games.

>global warming
Cringe

Got stuck in a toilet for two hours lads.

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england are third favourites going in

in fact they're still third favourites now considering australia almost glassed themselves

Irrelevant because the players, you know, the guys on the pitch, said it was humid.

Mate, I'm saying HE thinks that you retard, has his idiocy become contagious?

>global warming

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Cope

Well I said all of your good players are from Tonga. You know what that means?

>turbos have more wins than harbour and counties and the same amount of wins as auckland

absolute state of auckland rugby

Decent, I'll give you that one.

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Tonga are awesome?

what the hell happened from last year

counties were gonna go down hill either way since they lost all their coaching staff to the blues

auckland has no excuse
harbour has no excuse

We have a "state of the art" indoor basketball court here, when they hold a concert there it gets so hot and heavy with breath that you feel like your suffocating. And that's with the AC at full tilt.
Just saying it's indoor and has AC isnt really proof it's nice inside. Ever been to an indoor pool? They have AC at those usually.

Yikes

The handle thing snapped off as i closed the door.

How's that stadium in Dunedin? Looks fantastic

grim
anyway, Dabsman and BOPs year

That's open at all 4 corners. So you get a decent breeze, especially end to end or side to side along the seats.
The material across the roof let's in enough sun for grass to grow from memory and they are planning on doing something similar in Christchurch if they ever get the funding

>glob'warn
Shant've reddit

You guys being retarded on purpose? I'm saying HE thinks that.

goatago not doing too bad either

It looks great, like a giant glasshouse.

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Be honest lads, are those big meanies Argentina gonna beat us in our first proper test because they’re do or die, then France because they’re good now, you’re not gonna laugh at us for the next four years?

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I really don't though, that's not to say these lads aren't retarded

Sick projection m8 well done

Why does global warming intimidate you?

tipping goatago to hold the log for the rest of the year

sapporo-dome.co.jp.e.cx.hp.transer.com/dome/backstage_facility07.html

brb, translating "soft cunts" into Japanese

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From the house of pain to the glass house
It is a cook stadium, but you just need to remember to dress for the weather even though it is indoors

>sofutokanto

I'd like to visit NZ some time and down the south appeals to me, Dunedin, Queenstown, Bluff.
Met a kiwi bloke that used to stay on some uninhabited island down there with two other scientists watching birds, living off the land in tents, pretty cool stories.

kek

KEK
nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12270058

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Palmy stronk
Buckets out boys

Their one try was literally cheating, nice one saffers lmao

I already tipped them to both beat you so yeah, hope they do. Go down swinging and then sack Eddie.

>Interviewer: Thirteen handling errors in the end how do you fix it for the next game?
>Owen Farrell: There is probably all sorts of things whether it is individual or team stuff, even though it is indoors in here it is pretty hot and sweaty and the ball felt like that towards the end we probably need to get it in our hands a bit earlier and look after it a bit better but to get the bonus point win and four tries is good for us.

>it is pretty hot and sweaty
>it is pretty hot and sweaty
>it is pretty hot and sweaty
>it is pretty hot and sweaty

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>South Africans livid
nothing out of the ordinary then

Very funny friend. Keep it up!

Should cancel out with their professional foul on Mounga in front of the sticks with no penalty try.

>namefag (You)'d me
gonna have to take a shower lads

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Get some bleach

>gayrold
Steel wool lad.

I'll laugh at you regardless

*neck rolls Ardie twice in front of the ref*

so instead of being a south african biased ref it was actually a fair ref

good to know lads

That's not the objective, all the big teams here are aiming to just win the cup. Eddie Jones is a gamesman, he's not trying to turn England into a team that regularly win the 6 Nations. Win the RWC and get rekt in next year's 6N, and England will still have bragging rights for years to come.

Hope you've been practising your GWLADs.

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What colour card does this warrant?
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Black

how to pronounce GWLAD?

OUTRAGE
I'M WRITING TO THE RSA HERALD ABOUT THIS

Glad but with a w.

The real conspiracy was Sam Cane barred from returning to field because his HIA was somehow clocked to include half-time, and somehow that constitute to him overusing the HIA time.

Watch out for similar occcurences in other big matches this RWC. Won't be surprised if it's a tactic to keep key players off the field

that was grim
thought he got really heemed as well because our commentators started talking about it then stopped because something happened in the game

They've already said they're changing that particular protocol, so no, it's not going to happen again.

And it's peculiar that this oversight just happened to coincide with the most crucial match of the opening weekend. And it's convenient that they're quick to amend it after the fact.

Now that, gentlemen, is conspiracy.

Might rewatch the NZ v RSA game in case I missed any more incidents of cheating by New Ze*land

good idea lad
around All Bl*cks, never relax

No, it's an oversight and they happen all the time. You dont know every iteration of what could happen until it happens. It doesn't matter because NZs bench could walk into most starting squads

Lay off the meth m8

reckon Leinster would beat the all blacks

>Not enjoying Australia vs Fiji
Those men were hitting each other so hard in the first half I couldn’t believe it

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apparently it was because the testing area was ages away from the field and he took like 5 minutes to get there

Is this based?

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Wales is always based.

No it's fake and gay

Not seeing the point of Wales v Georgia at 10pm on a Monday night tbphwy lads

>apparently it was because the testing area was ages away from the field and he took like 5 minutes to get there
that's exactly the reason.

A smooth stream gives Spark an opportunity to claim everything is perfect and claw back from of that $40m loss from today?

"some" not "from", before editorlad gets wind of this.

All the streams have been smooth except the one that actually mattered, which was an abortion.

Both are kind've correct.

GOD I WANT A GF

Just sold my Sp*rk shares before it collapses lads.

Go to Japan and strut around in an ABs jersey lad

finna make a thread.

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NOOO PLEASE HELP ME COOK *gets out*

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based /cric/

Reckon Wales v Georgia might knock Ireland v Scotland off as the worst game of the tournament so far. Can only see negative rugby.

freshie

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This is grammatically correct, now fuck off

It was a 140m loss.

The amount of money they charged for the streaming service for 160,000 subscribers adds up to about $14.4m