/rwc/ - formerly /rug/

RUGBY WORLD CUP 2019

Japan 30-10 Russia
Australia 39-21 Fiji
France 23 - 21 Argentina
New Zealand 23-13 South Africa
Italy 47-22 Namibia

>Sun 22 Sept
ONGOING Ireland 19-3 Scotland

22:15 England v Tonga, Sapporo Dome

>Mon 23 Sep
10.15pm Wales v Georgia, City of Toyota Stadium

>Tues 24 Sep
10.15pm Russia v Samoa, Kumagaya Rugby Stadium

>Wed 25 Sep
5.15pm Fiji v Uruguay, Kamaishi Recovery Memorial Stadium

>Thu 26 Sep
7.45pm Italy v Canada, Fukuoka Hakatanomori Stadium
10.45pm England v USA, Kobe Misaki Stadium

>Sat 28 Sep
4.45pm Argentina v Tonga, Hanazono Rugby Stadium
7.15pm Japan v Ireland, Shizuoka Stadium Ecopa
9.45pm South Africa v Namibia, City of Toyota Stadium

>Sun 29 Sep
6.15pm Georgia v Uruguay, Kumagaya Rugby Stadium
8.45pm Australia v Wales, Tokyo Stadium

**all times in official RWCT**

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>reminder Scotland came back from 31 points behind against England
>reminder this Ireland team is highly over rated and can’t cope with pressure

Cymru.

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More of a shinty nation really.

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Ya, but England suck. It was nice of us to let them have those wins this year so they could feel good ahead of the World Cup.

How do ulster loyalists in Northern Ireland view Ireland rugby team?

Did it exist during the Troubles?

first for based nige

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Scotland will make a comeback in the second half.

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scotland?
more like
>cuckland
haha get it??

>sean maitland is a starting quality player for another country

This is the one lads

This is the thread.

>scatland
Oh nonono

Who /stannis/ here?

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Murder plunder faugh a balla clear the way
cheating stealing diddle idle de
ducking diving faugh a bala clear the way
diddlily i dle do di diddly idle de

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tfw no scottish gf

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Stop splitting threads retards
That said, this is the thread

>Being Scottish

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hes decent tbf

IMAGINE, having to be so cucked, you need a sassenach to refball for you.

always

Ireland will win the Rugby World Cup

/joffrey/

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The Captain is one and yes.

>that Irish QUEEEEN in the crowd

lads... my scottish missus is getting angry
she just hit the cat and it ran off and now i'm the only living thing in the room
guys...

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Scotland have Russia, Japan and Samoa after this. Do they have a chance against any of them?

>people overrating ireland yet again
theyll botttle it when it matters just like every other time

t.best ireland

That was a nice touch putting the times in NZ time thanks lad.

Scotland's brave Sean Maitland

donkey punch

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YOOOOOOO

Swear louder than her and biff a beer at the tv

>that empty fucking audience

>Watson ded
oh dear

Post black eye

What made Scotland give up as a nation?

Football team's shit, rugby team's shit, Murray died

PADDY LOMU

forever senpai

hes fucking dead

Beat her up for hitting the Cat.

Fuck frisians, fuck anglos, fuck parliament, fuck proddies
LONG LIVE THE STUARTS

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And now they've lost their best 7 too. Out in the pool stages Tbh

nobody unironically cares about rugby union outside of NZ, this is a great crowd by union standards desu

>animal cruelty
you know what to do user

Fuck I hate watching replays of leg injuries
big fucking nope

today I will remind them

ONE GOD
ONE REALM
ONE KING

A throne is cold and weighs heavy on my head... the King who Cared.

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>Everyone thinks it’ll be NZ/SA final
>Ends up Ireland/England final

Based

>scotland

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Scotland soft
Hop off the field you poofter

Off for my half-time Scottish national rugby team.

>Scotland v NZ quarter confirmed, if they even get out of the group
may as well just go on the lash and slay nip puss for a month

>Englel
Even Scotland could beat you guys.

Dear god the casual Irish media are going to be insufferable after this. Even worse are all the zoomers who watch rugby twice a year and then start talking about our realistic chances to win the cup. Infuriating

based

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>Japs need a go cart to get a rugby player off the pitch.
Kek.

We have Brexit power

The Irish lads are really classy winners ay

Flashing blue light on the roof of the cuckcart, is there no end to the humiliation?

Steady on now.

Rugby power rankings
tier 1
zealand
australia
south africa

2
england
wales

3
ireland
france

9001
everyone else

Missed the last thread, but I just wanted to say that RTÉ's coverage is an absolute joke.

>only has the rights to the Ireland games
>shite egotistical pundits arguing with each other
>commentary audio quality is so shite that they have to switch to the ITV commentary at the last minute
>the RTÉ Player pauses its ads if it detects that you don't have the window open
Major fall from grace from a station that used to have some of the best rugby coverage.

Imagine being scottish rn
>country is being dragged out of the EU by England and you basically have no say in the manner
>getting dabbed on by Ireland in rugby
>shit at football
>you're scottish

This is the thread

minced in the scrums too now

Image 14 little jap fellas staggering around with a big lump like Sneyman on a stretcher

Mate you guys can't even leave the EU because of Scotland. How the fuck are you gonna beat them in rugby if you can't even beat them in Westminster?

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i have never met a more honest man than this.

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Is this one of those memes you kids all share and laugh at?

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Reffing a Rugby match must be really hard. There's so much rules compared to other sports.

NZ will beat Ireland.

Is that not fairly common? Plus the little cart is cool.

why are english rugby fans all toff poofters from the home counties?

our fanbase are all soft tarquins i dont get it

5
ireland

& which is proper thread?

rev up those half time slags

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9002
scotland

Fuck the RTÉ

Reckon if Devin Toner so much as stepped foot on Japan they would worship him as a benevolent giant

KEKED

>Healy goes to ground
>penalty Ireland
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

RTÉ are on the way out. They won't be around in 10 years.

BOOOONNNGGGG

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dis 1

>no bonus point at half time
Embarrassing

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JUST

its a shame holland doesnt play rugby youre all 6'6 chads youd dominate it

>Needing Refball against Scotland

GONGGGGGGGGGGGGG

J

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this one sempai

stream?

This one, lad

stop posting during the game wayne

Worse than Belgium unironically

American here, is this Ireland’s year bros?

Scotland not giving away the bonus point before half time, gotta be a moral victory.

>country is being dragged out of the EU by England and you basically have no say in the manner
The Supreme Court is about to side with the Scottish court's finding that the PM misled the Queen over the reasons to prorogue Parliament, i.e. that it was simply a Brexit ploy.

>still making Doc Martin

Kinda based. That's the last British TV show that doesn't half a pile of blacks in it.

Do you boys see any Scottish tries around here?

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Also
>cut joe brolly

>RTÉ showing their ads between ITV's borrowed coverage
Ballsy.

is rte your sky sports then? just utter dogshit

The other's a bit of an embarrassment from a cric lad trying to be funny. We're in here.

Time for a morning fap

Dear god the casual Irish media are going to be insufferable after this. Even worse are all the zoomers who watch rugby twice a year and then start talking about our realistic chances to win the cup. Infuriating

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Right, but left could watch

*pisses*

This is true. Also, why don't Germany love Rugby? Surely it would tick all their boxes? Baffling how they're all mad on handball

Post Jap girls with big tits lads

youtube.com/watch?v=wqgkZDbe4Xk

pls stop I haven't had sex in 5 months

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>Ireland stroll through group stage
>lose by 20 points to SA in quarters

want to stick my dick in her soft warm sweaty armpit lads

i haven't had sex in 25 years

>scotlele

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>This is a bad thing

He's decent at times but he has such a massive ego. It's impossible for him to get on with the other panelists.

Scotland winning the story of the match

>American here
Yes, we can see your fucking flag. Literally room temperature IQ.

It's the history of Rugby Union in England. Rules on being a professional meant Union was played by posh toffs and League was played by working class northerners. The rules that led to that were never properly enforced in Wales so you don't have League and Union is full of relatively normal people in comparison.

We do actually but we're shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands_national_rugby_union_team

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Not really. I like the cart also. It's cute, it suits Japan.

coomers get out

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gf just sent me this

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I'm in a 5 year relationship, at least you can go bang huaz

You posted this in the other thread you shitter
You just changed boomer to zoomer

It's supposed to be our BBC. Eir Sport is our Sky Sport.

Girlfriend absolutlely fuming at me for waking her up with my alarm at 8:30.
Gonna be a ling day...

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>mfw Stockholm subway

>tfw that body on a girl that is obviously like 16

hello

OHHH GOODD IM GONNA COOOOOM

a footbath while you wait for the bus.

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is she peng

Hi guys Jamie Heaslip here

Will I start a podcast?

Nah, RTÉ is our national broadcaster that used to have top tier rugby coverage but has undergone a massive fall from grace right across their sports coverage.

Now that you mention Sky Sports, Sky got the rights to some Hurling and (Gaelic) Football games there a few years ago. Everybody thought it would be a meme and that they'd lose interest after a few years. Turns out they pumped money into it, got good pundits, and after a dodgy couple of years got to a position where RTÉ were taking cues from the Sky coverage. So Sky aren't all bad.

Anyone watching this on SparkTV.
Why do they put women on the half time panel.
>I just think... like... that Ireland has really... like played better than the other team...

>Irish BBC
>It's scuffed as fuck
well colour me surprised

2 tries and we are right back in this

she forgot to send you boobs :DDDDd

did you go to the gay bar after aotea square?

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She sounds like a fucking child. Get rid of her.

>Ireland will go into quarters without a real test from a top team
Kek good luck lads

has it just been for the cup, or was the six nations coverage shit too?

>Girlfriend absolutlely fuming at me for waking her up with my alarm at 8:30.
>8:30
Is she a neet or some shit? Seize the day 8:30 is plenty late enough for a sleep in

Target acquired

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It's inevitable. We're serial jobbers in the RWC. I still haunted by Argentina last time.

Tonga lifelong here desu

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yeah me and daniel had a really good night after he beat me up

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wish there was sauce on this

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better than Kearnes and Stuart Barnes on this Fox sports stream

>not waking her up at 8 for a pre-game shag
Your own fault, really

>not getting up at 8:30 am for church

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Cunt punt her.

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Fucking hell these itv adverts are so blatant and obvious, they're not even hiding it anymore, its absolute desperation level from them now, all the companies dont care about going Broke

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fix your back first m8

2nd half predictions lads?

Did she want you to wake her up earlier?

Clinical first half from Ireland, BIG psychological pressure on Scotland

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/rug/ is a coombrain free zone

Did you not know she's a world champion? The only reason she's not there is cause it'd be too easy for her.

I'm thinking 22-40 to Scotland

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No, and fuck off with your made up jargon you unbearable cunt

80% of responders say: fuck no

Scots are too small.

a jay ling day?

Based Big Jim

Does Georgia have any chances against Wales?

Imagine being paid to go to Japan, given a flight and board and food and kit, given the hopes and dreams of your country...and then just letting chubby Irish lads run over you

Scotland get a special full team sub and bring on a bunch of poo peelanders that have lived in Scotland for a month to put 100 points on Ireland.

>based and reformationpilled

IS THAT

RTÉ couldn't hold a candle to the BBC. Everything that the BBC does right, RTÉ does wrong. But everything that the BBC does wrong, RTÉ does worse (with the possible exception of the SJW stuff).

I get woken up at 7am by my girlfriend's alarm regularly, but I love her so I don't care. Get a better girlfriend.

pls be true, i want to piss on a homeless Ryan Tubridy

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sptoh

can any irish flag post some delusion for the new compilation pic?

meanwhile the welsh BVLL hardened by his tough matches in the group and emboldened by his grand slam win will steamroll his way into the final

The mental midgets running this sport think having sonny bill on the winning team will get the muhammads to tune in

At least you're not Scottish lad

>ling day
Is she a lazy gook m8

kek

We're definitely gonna get the bonus point. Definitely.

>because of Scotland
no it's because we're incompetent but I'd rather be that than irrelevant

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>Not watching ITVHD with BOD and Paulie on FTA.

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lot of liverpool fans itt

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>he was worried about scotland

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inshallah lad

I'm only watching this because I happened to wake up for a piss at the same time as kickoff. We ARE pretty good, hard not to jump on the bandwagon at this point desu

just as well they use fahrenheit and he has the heating on

Scotland will win

:)

always thought she looked like a more attractive version of mummy jacinda

They're gonna have to call Conor in if they want to walk away with the story desu

>Seize the day 8:30 is plenty late enough for a sleep in
But there's nothing to do on the weekend. I'm never up before 11am on a Saturday or Sunday.

>because we're incompetent but I'd rather be that than irrelevant
>I'd rather be that than irrelevant

It's both.

Can Japan beat South Africa once again?

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she's a whore, you can just tell.

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Whore

that's the spirit laddy

Somewhat tempted to go to the pub for the England match, but dunno how far I'll have to trek for a decent pub.

very prominent linea nigra on this burd

Scotland are just too slow and allowing Ireland to force errors with their set pieces. If this form doesn't lift in the second half the Japanese will really be fancying their chanced

My ITV stream shat the bed.

one of your props is a Muslim too

>Australian Defence """"Force""""" advert
>it's only women in military roles
state

Yeah, but Gregan

Go gettem tiger

How is Scotland doing right now? Any chance for a comeback? Doing hw so I can't watch

stupendous arse

Oh hey I know that rack
Lioness or w/e on insta right?

please no.

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get nervous before every match, no matter who we play desu...

stop posting slags im a virgin

They'll need to beat Scotland first, based Hibiki poster.

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possible, but improbable

Alright lads I'm here

>English pub

Honestly can't think of things more insufferable

Poor sod

Thinking about hopping on a cycle of steroids, lads. Getting bloods next week. Wish me luck.

Ahhhh I'm COOOOMING.
Post more twats, I must COMPULSIVELY COOM.

Church, farmers market, something active like a walk before it gets too hot, good cookup for breakfast, getting some shopping you want done before it gets busy in town, ect

You irish lads know you have RSA in the quarters correct?

are there even many moose limbs in NZ?

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM

>british defence force ad
>some sandniggers praying to allah

lioness in the rain, yeah

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"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

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Honestly no. Even Wales I feel are too kinetic for the Georgians

Thank You Based Slag Poster

dyant do it

>the RTÉ commentary is back
Fuck.

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>anime
Go to bed, jaggy

>be Scottish
>go to an "Irish" pub in Edinburgh
>filled with people from BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS

Brehs....

I'M GONNA YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>on insta
reddit, not instagram jfc

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOOOOOOOO
COOOOOOOM
BOOONNGGG

My God Japan really is ahead in everything.

kek

>something active like a walk before it gets too hot
Not a concern here.
>good cookup for breakfast
Don't eat breakfast.

Just moved to London. So it's not even just an English pub, it's a southern English pub. Miss my Scottish pubs. Although Newcastle had loads of great pubs too tbf

my life's falling apart lads

>tits on insta
[X] DOUBT

what about /rug/ threads with Irish people in

baste

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>Rugby and the Prem in the morning
>NFL in the afternoon and night
Yeah, I’m thinking this is based.

Absolutely. I believe in you.

The gf bought Cadbury instead of Whittaker's and I am fuming

They're JAV stars waiting for the lads to run a train on them, not a bus

RIP your hairline

cheating irish scum

If you dont have a local to go to you wont get into one it's too early

What would be the best city in Scotland to live in?

check your privilege mine was never together

Rightly so, is she foreign

>Hogg tries to burn Hendo on the outside
>cant

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drop the bottle lad

lmao he might have got that the cheating dog

It's pissing down, lads. Who will this favour?

how do we grow? not our fault. we're just manlets

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the team who can only score by bashing over from a few metres

>rains
>turns into a game of force back
Yawn

>pissing down here in Ireland
>pissing down there in Japan

Japs are a great bunch of lads

Honest opinions on Scotland

Go

Some places are opening early for English games. Literally live opposite a pub which might be alright, but don't think it's open til 11

the team that is leading by 16 points

what kind of perro would be best at rugby?

>imagine voting against your own independence
This is definitely linked to their inability to play rugby. It has to be.

is rain bad for rugby?

>ireland winning

the absolute state of this sport and this world cup

Sexton just isn't want he used to be lads...

the bf just told me ive been possed

beat her lad, and next time get the aldi stuff

Indeed. Rugby all morning then gonna watch my Wet Spam destroy United. Then gonna watch my Jets get ass raped by Brady. Based Sunday

>box kick goes 3m and turns over

why not just hand it to them?

>have an exam tomorrow
>can't stop reading /rug/

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Usually slows it up and makes it a lot less flashy
A lot more kicking depending on the teams which is boring

That's a big call, user.

to certain playstyles yeah
makes ball handling harder and can make scrums quite rough

Not a challenge. Nothing to gauge yourself off of.
You will though. Start inflating lad.

use to be much worse when the ball was made from leather. these modern guys are just playing too fast.

They were steadyily increasing under Cotter only for them to move onto Townsend for seemingly no reason.

Its shite being Scottish.

/rug/ is saved

Scots are nice lads but Glaswegians are insufferable

everyone is on drugs and has napoleon syndrome. ugly men and even uglier women. cold wet windy and inhospitable

ha ha reddit let's make a Dog XV!!!

Jack Russell at 9 and Greyhound at 14 amirite??

Would be a knock on

Honest opinions on Gareth Thomas? Is it as sad as the media is telling me it is?

This is going to be a terrifying boring half of rugby, isn't it?

This is my only worry. My family isn't predisposed to MPB on my mother's side (grandad had thick hair all the way to his 90s, uncles are in their 60s and 70s just fine), but my dad's side is RIP. I'm only planning on moderately dosing with test-e and not the harder compounds that destroy your hairline like tren and winny. Still worried.

>my Wet Spam
>my Jets

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Typhoon is coming.

Who /suddenly a Tongan fan/ here?

Townsend has been bad for the team and has stifled, if not undone, a lot of the growth encouraged by Cotter.
Aside from Watson, they have no world-class forwards who can generate the front-foot ball which their backs can convert into consistent scoring opportunities.

Them and italy should not be in the six nations.

real NH rugby. just need that cringe that the english sing.

Nice in person but Scotland is all sorts of grim. Whole place needs a fresh coat of paint.

degenerate who got what he deserved

I fought him in Aotea Square then pozzed his neghole. Solid lad.

Have you got anymore?

>all this aimless kicking

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Your first blast should be test only anyway 2bh, maybe some dbol. Make sure you take your anti tit meds

>Jets

I commend your bravery
t. Packers fan

slow pack, easy to turnover
gatlandball would piece them up

So Engmong pubs really have to close at 11?

>some moffie gets pozzed cause he cant control his lust for bumsex
so sad

GAMON SCOTLAND
*bagpipe screech*

my little bro did test and some other stuff, hes going bald now and my hair is perfect. could be coincidence though. he did get pretty buff until he stopped though so it worked i guess

Me

No one's scored in like 30 minutes. Fucking boring now.

only a few. there was a thread on /pol/ a while ago and i saved them.

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>not kicking it into the 22 so it slops into the mud

No but she just had to try the new pineapple lumps block. Couldn't just buy a fucking bag of pineapple lumps instead so here I am eating this rubbish dairy milk made from dirt and sawdust by child slaves owned by jewish yanks

love them and their accents but their rugby is shite and Japan will also beat them

>not watching it on Eir
It's funny to watch Peter Stringer. People are subconsciously paying attention to him less because he's a bald manlet. He's also sitting very uptight while the other boys are sitting more relaxed

I can't believe the Scots are ruining the game by not allowing us to score.

Rob Howley

Heard he pozzed Owen Farrell on a Lions tour

Half of them pretend to be Irish, the other half pretend to be English. A pathetic """""country"""""

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i like the accent on guys but most scottish women just sound like men. its too masculine an accent

First smart kick this half by Hogg again

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Townsend seems to think that an entire gameplan built around nothing but high balls is not only a feasible, but instead the optimum way to play a game.

Anyone got all 20 artlads art?

yeah

>not watching it on Eir
Can't find a stream.

If this was in my city everyone would piss in it for a laugh and no one would use it

People like you are why the cadbury plant left Dunedin

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All you need to know from that is high blood pressure causes a lot of sheer stress to blood vessels and makes them more likely to fibrose/form plaques, ischaemia causes damage to cells, whether it is heart, brain or kidney and atherosclerotic plaques are a bitch and you are totally fucked when they cause 90%+ occlusions.

I know that feeling, though, user. I'm assigned to one of the UK's best cardiothoracic surgeons tomorrow on a cardiology rotation. He has a reputation for grilling students that don't know their shit and I am usually the student that gets grilled. Some of my peers have got 10/10 hold your hand consultants, teach you everything. I fucking hate surgeons.

*pisses in the pool*
enjoy your pissy feet nips

It's okay Scotland, you're still number one in deaths related to STI per capita.

Yep.

You dont have to eat it

anons, what makes some teams so much stronger than others?

I honestly can't say

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this is the worst I've ever seen the All Blacks play

Cheers.

the sooner he goes full blown AIDS and dies the better, the children should see what happens to poofters

coconuts

1000 kiwis lost their jobs mate you chuck that shit in thf bin and send that fat bitch back to the shop for some fucking NZ-made Whittakers

whether they were schooled publicly or privately

sterons

Smarts > good coaching / training/ raw natural size

massive fan, suddenly developed a taste for horse meat, looking forward to their dance

Shouldn't have benched all the coconut mercenaries tbf

just ate 6 milky top freddos and i hate milky top

school rugby.

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Could be fun seeing the Cowboys fucking decimate the Dolphins or choke in classic Jason Garret style.

>ducks, pigeons, homeless, teenagers pissing and shitting in it

Yeah, nah we can't do society as well as the nips

any hardline catholics in here?
anyone whos dad was in the IRA here?

Why rugby players are so big?
They are like bear man.
Are they regular size in their country?

>Scottish handling

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>suddenly developed a taste for horse meat
been at the Finders again?

Second this
That new Flat White flavour is kino, as is the maple syrup and waffle one
Whittakers is deserving of any market share they take off cadburys

The type of big dinners they got as a child and teen.

Having some away lads, it's a good block. Wish they never cut the white macadamia

Fuck Eir I would rather cover myself in petrol and set it alight outside their HQ rather than ever give those cunts a cent, I wouldn't give them the steam of my piss. I hope everyone who works for eir dies of cancer

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You're a bolder man than I, pursuing surgery.

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Training, coaching, size, strength, rugby IQ, player pool, and in NZs case, cheating, refball and poaching foreigners

well

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genetics. some countries are just naturally bigger than others physically. its just evolution. of course the average croat would beat the average korean in strength based events for example

sort of lad who will get by on being much bigger and heavier than his classmates then get dropped for shit technique once everyone catches up and learns how to tackle

>milky freddo
Nonce

the slow game
the constant somehow excited roar from the crowd
falling asleep
THIS is rugby

No.
t. Anglo-Irish Protestant ascendancy

don't forget the mana accrued from channeling the Maori gods

It's tactically sound on paper but just not effective.
>>kicks the ball to find touch into the 22 to apply pressure
The problem is the Scottish forwards are simply not threatening the Irish lineouts, nor the rucks, nor the scrum. The Irish don't have expect anything unexpected, they just have to focus on absorbing the pressure and wait for the Scottish mistake to come. Which is the summary of this match

i bet she grips it nice and firm

>white macadamia

absolute patrician

actually rugby players are, on average, very small. It's a sport we send the manlets of our country to play.

It's a very physical game
They on average are above average by a decent amount

Barclay is totally shot
Should never have left the Scarlets

Final score will be the same as HT

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Paddy O'Driscoll vs Davis Lomu

Who wins?

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fuck scrum resets

My Great Grandparents were in the proper one.

proper NH rugby. The sport of gods

Yeah but in terms of play. Why are Ireland dominating Scotland, what are they doing well?

t. casual

Id rather not say

why can't some rugby players just train drop kicks 24/7 and score easy goals?

isn't it a genius idea?

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or just think he's invincible and kills himself and his girlfriend in a car accident in his university years.

Lomu ez

based retard

>he doesn't want to watch the eimear-nator

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Is /rug/ more popular that golf or tennis in scotland?

doctor says I have high blood pressure as well

I’m not fat tho only 26 not going to stop taking gear

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There was.

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>for you

BASED defender of EVROPA

Hadn't realised Dan Parks emigrated to Belgium

oddly specific

>teehee I do drugs btw :v

They invented all 3

Wouldn't mind ten minutes with a topless paddy behind the changing sheds

>rte player app on telly
>cant watch live
>go to website on telly
>cant watch live

Ah yes 200 quid a year well spent

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Potentially but theres a strange fear of over utilising them and having the points reduced from 3 to 2 as a result. World Rugby loves fast attacking rugby, setting up thick rucks at 35m out and just kicking constantly would be bad for their margins

For fuck sake Ireland, get the fucking bonus point!

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Bagpipes? More like Fagpipes

Give me a reason to live

Would like to see these units fight after each having half a dozen pints.

Can't stand junky scum

>scotland won't even get a losing bonus point

Are Scotland a Tier 3 nation at this point?

Rugby players are actually on average smaller than NFL players. Rugby demands higher aerobic fitness

I'm not, it's just a default part of my education at my school. Medics are much nicer to work with since surgeons seem to have a stick up their arses by default, for no reason either.

Fuck he picked a bad day for it. Aussie SAS 20mins away at a rifle range when he did it. He's lucky those rural cops got him instead

Well this game is all over bar the shouting
Whats the ENG Vs. TONG score gonna be do you reckon?

Even as somebody who has been a rugby fan for years, I've often wondered this myself.

Kia Ora!

My name is Davis Lomu.

I’m a 27 year old American Rugger (Rugby fan for you uneducated). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior British Commonwealth games.

I train with my Gilbert every day, this superior ball can cut clean through the air because of the renowned torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other ball on earth. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Kiwi fluently, both the North and the South Island dialects as well as Maori, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Christchurch history and their earthquake building codes, which I follow 100%.

When I get my New Zealand visa, I am moving to Christchurch to attend the prestigious Christchurch Boys' High School to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Christ's College. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!

I own several pairs of jandals, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Zealand, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my cuzzies and speak Maori as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in New Zealand!

STOP KICKING THE BALL AND SCORE SOME FACKING TRYS

>wake me up inside

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Difficult to quantify. I'd say rugby is probably more popular, since it is more of a spectator sport than golf, and there aren't really any major tennis tournaments which take place in Scotland.

Magic mushroom season over there soon

If you’re in range of a drop goal and have possession then your team is in a good position to push on for a try.

If you take the chance for a drop goal and miss it’s the ultimate wanky, self-interested move.

AHAHAHAHA he pays the loicense look at him and laugh!

I'd probably say the deciding factor is scotland not being able to break down ireland's high pressing line.
Scotland are a team that like to do a lot of tricky passes to create space, and you'll notice whenever scotland has the ball the irish line is incredibly far up so whenever scotland tries to got out wide they're stifled immediately.

Need to stop the HTS lads sorry, /rug/ is a coomer free zone

AYYYYYY

>christs v CBHS

you got me lmao
good shit

he cute

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Always wondered who wrote Davis Lomu. I wrote the Ir*sh one

Eh

Fucking embarrassing.

I used to do mushrooms and LSD all the time. Now my brain's fucked (not even kidding).

Though maybe it was the bud and mescaline, hard to know.

i haven't read that one. please paste.

>people actually wanted that stupid lanklet toner waddling around the pitch
Delighted Joe dropped the shitter. It's improved our pack massively.

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Finally I was starting to fall asleep.

>Bonus point against Scotland

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scotlel you fuckin joke

Freshie.

That’s basically how Italy got into the 6 Nations. Go back and watch their matches against France and Scotland in the late 90s. Then they decided to play “proper rugby” and look where that’s got them.

wow
NFL players are much more biggu???
OMG
Why western country people are so big
I am so tiny small manlet to play western sports ...

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Any match thread I am in I will be posting them, sorry lad.

>bonus point secured
Good lads.

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>scotlel

Cant be fucked leaving the sofa m8, someone post it for him

Bags and rugby, name a more iconic duo

Hakuna Matata, my name is Jumbo Gumbo
I'm a 27 year old American afriboo(african fan for you white devils). I draw with berries and maggots on my stone tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior African games. (Starving to death, Aids, Ball in a cup)

I train with my bostaff every day, this superior weapon can't cut clean through anything because it's a stick, and is vastly inferior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my bostaff license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak mouth clicking fluently, both Hibbity and Bibbity dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their tribal codes, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Congo to not attend a prestigious college because there isn't one. I hope I can make it to age 50!

I don't own any clothes, so I don't wear anything around town. I want to get used to walking around butt naked before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I make clicking noises and rape my elders and seniors as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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BP = Bonus Point
BP = Boi Pussy

No of course not. They have to be big to widthstand the forces on their bodies. For example, many players are 6' and above. There are players built like trucks who can just push through other players easily. They are like bears because only another bear could live after being tackled

based COOMway

>genetics. some countries are just naturally bigger than others physically
are scottish people smaller than english,irish and welsh?

27 all

I dont but people do

Nah mate, been here 2 years. Just laugh anytime its mentioned as a rivalrly cause on the field its a fucking slaughter everytime
Rolleston House best house

In what way is it fucked? You’re not meant to take psychedelics on a weekly basis. It was probably alcohol that fucked you

I knew he was based, but didn't know this based

Sexton hasn't been heard from for about 40 minutes. Where the FUCK is Carty?!

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>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is this the new 'french trumpet' meme? I like it

YOOOOOOOOOO

based grinning black man

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YEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

wonder if i had played rugby growing up whether it would have made me into a man or if id have been bullied out of it

YOOOOoooo

This

What is the Jap sound when they kick the ball?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I never drank. Alcohol doesn't fuck your brain anyway. And I never took anything weekly. Sometimes you go down a hole and you don't come back.

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

Scotland need to find some coconut bastard scion of a Scottish merchant to give them some punch in the forwards.

Fuck lads feeling comfy but have to take my mam to mass soon.

It's great

Thinking of investing in e-cigarettes

hey guys what's the yoo sounds lol
whos've the gong haha

yes. i went down to wales a couple years ago and everyone was taller than me. im 5'8 which is pretty average here. also their frames seem bigger, like broader shouldered than up here

bonus point system is a bit shit really

has the kicker from wales kicked the habit yet?

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Kek.

the tartan on the underside of the collars is cute

Cures for heartburn?

>but have to take my mam to mass soon.
You're a good son. Will you not pop in for mass yourself?

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KabukiSounds
youtube.com/watch?v=GX1RHrj7IP4

/rwc/-posting 2ez

Yes... Yes...

Sounds like a terrible idea with all the regulations coming in

Based Ireland destroying Scottish confidence and taking Watson out for Japan. Is there a more based nation?

Not making a thread lads.
Ireland step up again.
Fart lad step down.

No. Even for over here they're big guys.

Murray hasn't played this well in years

The Irish team do the schnooner trick, except instead of a beer glass, they use Best’s mouth.

tell her to stop being a christcuc

genuinely worried about the state of my brain in a few weeks

YEOOOOOOOOO~~~ sounds comes from Kabuki

youtube.com/watch?v=1Fux49-qvlg

He didn't do that before the world cup and he hasn't done it since. Wonder if he'll bring it back this WC for the memes

Any Jocks an heroed yet?

You'll be fine as long as you COOOOOM

You must have mentally weak to begin with m8, some people have underlying problems that psychedelics make worse and it has no effect on others. It might go away in a few years or you will learn to live with it as normal

>/rug/ casuals thought scotland would beat us
howling lads

>england is the only one that's black
Really makes you think...

Yoghurt or milk, and eat smaller meals

>playing Anti-rugby

Remember that time Scotland voted against independence

Why would people do that

No one thought that. Make us a thread paddy

That’s a shame mate. Alcohol has generated harmful effects which damage your organs that make it hard for your body to deal with other drugs. That’s why a lot of people get fucked up by mixing. Maybe you’re not fucked and you need some time to defrag the experience

*hoped
we hoped lad

>Massively tampering with your brain has no possible negative effects, you were just insane to begin with

Keep telling it to yourself degenerate.

They've barely had the ball, japs have a shot I reckon

Why do lower class poms all think they'll get crippled if they play cricket or rugby

>us
damn lad what position do you play?

They have a strip on the side of their shorts too

What does it mean?

best part was he missed that kick.

Scottish confidence absolutely broken, didnt even bother trying to chase down that kick

The 6 Nations coverage has definitely declined, but this RWC coverage is worse.

feel bad for Scotland lads
Barnes is having a bit of a shocker 2bh

Hahah.

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the irish brow is an unfortunate feature

Sexton will be a sex icon in Japan since he looks Japanese

Scotland should have beat you last wc tbf

gaviscon

who is the pep of rugby. the tactical genius that changed the game forever?

have sex

Japan is the epitome of comfiness, I can't imagine the amount of bribe to pick a shithole like Brazil over Tokyo for the OG 2016.

Means COOOOOOOMing

>ireland are absolutely turgid from when sexton gets injured to when he goes off and murray misses two kicks
>he basically isn't heard from in the second half
>they immediately come to life when he's subbed
Hmmmmmmmm

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He's the waterboy

Post yfw Scotland gets manhandled by our Brave Blossoms

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New

He's Ir*sh

no mean.
just kabuki shout

yeah saw that. they should wear tartan socks or something

Use this

Because they'd realised their nation would collapse within a year and they wouldn't be able to blame England for it because it was their decision.

Why is murray doing the goal kicking?

>any hardline catholics in here?
Probably
>anyone whos dad was in the IRA here?
Nice try Mi5.
Though we got fine land after the war.

Warren Gatland

coach of /rug/ lad

No

As long as you are mentally strong you can handle it and incorporate the experience as an even stronger person, if not well you can join the ranks of the old hippie burnouts

bit of a shame about aus and irelands kit being so plain
especially since ireland sorta have an excuse but aus have none

it's about the history of rugby union in ingurland. Lower class in England (i.e the north) is league because of rules on professionalism. Compare that to Wales (the rules on professional sports weren't enforced), a team that is mainly made of state school kids. Union will always be the posh boy sport in England.

I went to a posh school as a lanky sperg and hated being made to play rugby. Hated getting cold and wet in the mud and battered in tackles.

If you weren’t a rugby Chad the girls had no time for you.

>finally have a bit of possession
>kick it away
Big brain rugby.

NEW THREAD

Rassie Erasmus

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Everyone has plain jerseys this year, if anything husband is the best because we'll be wearing the boong circles.

New

lol

Lol no, we're in here

Why are Scots so ugly bros???

Worst game of the comp so far. Not Ireland's fault it's all down to Scotland. Complete shit house team

M8 only north island cunts speak native.

Go to Linwood not to some faggot school.

That's good actually. Fewer unwanted injuries.

Only if you bring back Goromaru.

They literally banned male recruits m8