UFC FIGHT NIGHT 159 THREAD #4

Based herb giving Stephens every chance in the book

Fuck yair

Stephens is a pussy

That's not even the eye poked

Jeremy is trying to milk this

jesus christ. CAll the fight its been like 10 mins

Haha fuck you spics. You dirty, disgusting, inferior beaners don't get a main event.

No contests are bullshit. DQ the cheater.

We're fucked, they're gonna call it. Also Stephens is faking.

Hope it would be a lesson to all those fucking eye pockers

WHO GETS THE WIN IF THEY CALL IT

Tell me about it. What an absolute shitshow. I actually can't believe this. I even considered skipping this card entirely but figured nah I'll stay up and catch some of this.

And look what I get. I want a refund Dana

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imagine being a mexican and paying for this shit

I'd be mad if i had payed money for this shit lol

I JUST WANT TO SEE A HEEM

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>mexicans eat tainted meat
>mexicans eye poke 5 seconds in
>mexicans put plaster in their gloves
name one race that cheats more in combat sports

>Get poked in the eye
>Crowd calls you a faggot

Build the damn wall

Just open your eye lol

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAO FUCK MEXICO!

lol stay classy shitskins

Wooow

just open it lol

Filthy cheating beaners BTFO!

No Contest.

No way they raise Stephens hand.

Herb needs to remind Stephens that he loses by TKO if he can't continue due to an accidental poke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Start taking points and disqualifying them. It will stop.

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He barely got grazed and it was the other hecking eye what an absolute faggot quitter

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

meanwhile on BareKnuckle Valor. A boxer fights a MMA fighter

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THE CROWD IS SO PISSED THEY PAYED UFC PRICES FOR AMATEUR REGIONAL SHIT THE ONLY FIGHT THAT MATTERED LMAOOOOOOO

>im gonna just duck under the table here

SPIC OUT

Yair is a faggot for poking but stephens is a chump for faking

RIOT LMAO

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>the absolute state of the UFC

lol dead sport

its over lads

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA MEXICANS CHIMPING OUT

SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

WTF IS HAPPENING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

based chilango mongrels throwing shit into the ring
FUCK UFC

HAHAHAHAHA
BASED SPICS

based crowd

This.

>the state

why did Dana bring Yair back again?

shut up spic

Herb Dean is a better doctor than the actual doctor lmao

BASED A CHIMPOUT AND RIOT IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN A FIGHT

Lmfao DANA BTFO

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Lost $500 over this

was the eye poke from the front kick?

RIOT

LA MIGRA

Nice event you fucking mexican faggots lmao

>tfw no alexa gf
Why even live bros

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FILTHY ANIMALS

Who got beamed with modelo? Bisping

STAYED UP UNTIL 4:30 FOR NOTHING
>STAYED UP UNTIL 4:30 FOR NOTHING
STAYED UP UNTIL 4:30 FOR NOTHING
>STAYED UP UNTIL 4:30 FOR NOTHING
STAYED UP UNTIL 4:30 FOR NOTHING
FUCK YAIR
FUCK MEXICO
FUCK YOU ALL

GUYS HE GOT POKED IN THE RIGHT EYE. HE PRETENDED HE COULDNT OPEN HIS LEFT EYE

Wow fuck Yair

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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UFC PRICES FOR THAT HOLY FUCKING
SHIT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yair's got pieces of stephens' cornea underneath his fingernails

To keep the basedboy americans like you out? I agree

They call me .... EL PANTERA
>panther claw strikeeeee!!!!

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The absolute state

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Yair crying those crocodile tears, he knew 100% what he was doing when the raked his hand over Stephens' face like that.

THEY'RE THROWING SHIT

HAHAHAHAHA

Now that's what i call gay

If it was a legit poke and his cornea got scratched, that shit sucks. You can’t just open your eye.

fucking this

I told you all Yair is a fucking faggot

Yair sitting on the fence like he won or something lol, this is great

never host a ufc in spic/hue land ever again
big if true

I hope you see why we need that wall to keep these savages out.

>yeah we should let these people into our country

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I knew I should've given this shitty event an intentional miss.

I’m pretty sure I’m a doctor in Mexico.

yair is having a mental breakdown inside the cage

Bookies winning big tonight

Feelsbadman

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what happens when non contest happens on a bet?

Will this be a no contest ? Rodriguez doesn't deserve a win via eye scratch

Yair bisping new main event

ALEXA is LOVE
ALEXA is LIFE

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depends on the bookie

money back

so cute omg

I know that feel Swedenbro. The card was so shit but I thought I'd just stay up for the main event at least

That's it, time for MMA goggles like basketball

espn would have preferred a riot honestly

Faggot plops on the ground like an eye poke affects your legs. Jesus.

LET YAIR FIGHT BISPING RIGHT FUCKING NOW DANA

>cheats in the fight
>why is this happening to me?
fucking mexicaca faggot

Jeremy 'Heather" Stephens

OH SHIT HE CALLED HIM A PUTO

I've understood it since day one, but now I get it even more

Yair getting wild until he noticed it was chad bisping touching him.

Poke-your-eye-into-the-rear Rodriguez

Y ustedes par de maricones

HE'S FAKING WITH THE WRONG EYE

no it doesnt depend on the bookie retard, bet is refunded

he's about to lose his job again

B

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stephens wouldn't fake an eye injury no way

Speaking as someone who has had a scratched cornea I can say it hurts like a bitch feels like an ice pick in your eye but that being said I could open my eye and see fine out of it

That took a lifetime....

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Jeremy was fucking faking, he got poked in the other eye

What a waste of my Sunday morning

Imagine the adrenaline dump holy fucking shit.

bisping gonna knock this clown out

This event just turned me racist

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i just want to suck on her toes it's not fair bros

does someone have the webm? i can't tell if the manlet was faking but it didn't look that bad to me

let bisping fight yair

HOW DID NO ONE ELSE CATCH THIS? I SAW IT LIVE I AM GOING INSANE

This lmao

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>get worked at beginning
>realized you are in serious trouble
>opponent barely grazes the tip of your eyelid
>realize this is your chance
>forcibly close your eye to ring doctor to stop fight so you don’t get btfo by local Mexican

Fuck white people

UFC has a legit problem with eye pokes at this point. They need to talk to all refs and tell them to start docking points for it so that people keep they damn hands closed and don't rake their fingers across faces.

mexican IQ

What did they mean by this?

>todos ustedes pendejos gastaron su pinche dinero
>no refunds, pendejos

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That's it. UFC is over. It's done.

I blame WME and ESPN. 4am for this shit. Heem me.

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>leg kick
>cat stratch
>cry

Fuck this Yair bum, Frankie turned him to paste on the ground and he fights once a year like the meme bum he is.

GODDAMNIT AHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHH

Why does Yair keep pulling his pants down lmfao

stephens was training with josh koscheck this camp

Push

did you faggots really not see that Stephens was faking it the whole fucking time

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>get the fuck off me esse
Bisping will heem you stiff spic.

it doesn't have to go in the socket, making direct contact with the cornea will fuck it up good

No he isn’t he reached for his left eye immediately

so does no one get paid? they didn't fight

All these fucking cazzies thinking Stephen's would fake an eye poke.

they could also you know use different gloves

holy fucking shit you're right lol

Jesus Christ this fucking interview, just cut this retard off already.

This fucking spic retard just said hecking

>mexicans

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glad I didn’t attended this shit

just have bisping fight him, the lack of conditioning should balance out the weight advantage

VIVA MEXICO
>VIVA MEXICO
VIVA MEXICO
>VIVA MEXICO
VIVA MEXICO
>VIVA MEXICO
VIVA MEXICO

At least we still have Rizin

Ban mexicans from every sports

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coomer detected

>another successful card
BRAVO DANA!

Why do you think he'd do an entire training camp just to bow out in 10 seconds?

bellator gloves

Well fuck this. I’mma go play me some Path of Exile.

stephens detached retina
stephens detached retina
stephens detached retina
stephens detached retina

some of us did

Imagine believing this unironically

Duffee esque in his pants sagging, joe

official UFC googles

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>get worked

Oh yeah man Stephens was is big trouble from that leg kick, no wonder he too an out 5 seconds into the fight.

why would he fake it though?

i don't think that's entirely what the wetback said

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Fucking beautiful win Yair, told you guys.

I've been saying for years that they need some kinda contacts and people always think I'm kidding

they found the loophole i bet they both get show money

Jeremy Stephens isnt making it out of Mexico is he?

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Some user here said he spent something like $600 USD on airfare to the card.

Bisping's chin is so flushed that i think Yair could actually whack him lol

>muh eye

what a faggot

daily reminder stephens was training with tony

shoulda kicked him in the eye, those are legal

ferguson broke him in camp

why not have two back up guys in case of shit like this?

>Dana right now

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he wanted the dq win without the trouble, but then again this is stephen we're talking about and the manlet probably wasn't thinking that far ahead

GOD I WISH I HAD FAYE VALENTINE AS MY MONEY STEALING DOMINATRIX
I'D LET HER BLEED ME DRY

they both get their show money

Why can't you give them 20 mins to recover if need be?

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS

SOMEONE TELL DANA AND CUT THIS RETARD

Bisping would sleep that string bean.

You're right

it wasn't even a good card to begin with

Wrong

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If you're American and watched this over notre Dame vs Georgia you should heem yourself. I just pulled up the main event while watching the game and couldn't believe how shit it was kek

That makes too much sense. I think they should continue as is.

For sure my man. The guy who is 15-15 in ufc is afraid of losing

In many ways Herb Dean won the story of the fight

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this, was barely a scrape. fucking coward.

they still sold the tickets so show pay no doubt

because that's not how it works lol are you dumb

hand came down on the left side (jeremy's right) and poked the eye
eye on the right side (jeremy's left) glued closed
he faked it VIA SUPERGLUE

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nobody won a story here Dana should cut both

HOLY FUCK WHAT A DISASTER OF A FUCKING CARD

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Can I get a webm to confirm please

streamable.com/zoifh

IS IT THE RIGHT FUCKING EYE OR NOT?

The new rules actually have holding your hand out towards your opponent with your fingers out as a foul. It’s just that no one fucking uses the new rules, and in the odd event that they do, the refs rarely enforce it.

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come watch the bare knuckle fuck this eyepoke shit

I only watch PAC12 teams, loser.

Rodriguez, more like PRODriguez am I correct my guys!?

Honestly that would be a smart strategy. Why risk your health in a fight if you can just poke him in the eye from the start and collect your paycheck.

i actually can't believe it lads.
i even considered just completely skipping this card.

why didn't i just do it. Look what we got rewarded with. reeeeeeeeeee

who won the fight the white or the spic

holyshit it's real GET THE FUCK ON TWITTER

JUST REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES LADS

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now that the dust has settled, is krav maga the ultimate martial art?

bisping fought most of his career with one eye or less, stephens is a puss

SOMEBODY WEBM THIS. LOOKED LIKE A SWIPE ACROSS THE CHEEK. STEPHENS WANTED OUT.

Yair's pinky flicks across the right eye.

I just got home now, what the fuck did I miss?

nobody not even the fans

thats what happens when you get detached retina, your lower eyelid swells up and you cant open your eye no matter how hard you try.

this. dude has nobody to blame but himself

retard. Fingers scraped both sides of his face

would've been an awesome fight, sucks for stephens and everyone that paid to see the event

on the other hand any time something bad happens for dana i am happy, and fuck yair too

Herb Dean fer sure B

FUCKING WHEN

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>why follow the rules

anyone got a webm of the eye poke?

BUILD WALL

no for sure kikes are elite at combat

you and me both bro

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Lots of cheating and Paul Craig winning FOTN bonus

ufc and pandering to mexico is cursed kek

>cain knocked out by JDS on big fox debut
>cain destroyed by Werdum in mexico city
>this shit

I skipped this time. Sounds like I was actually right.

>PAC 12
The shittiest conference kek Auburn already exposed the best team in that conference, unless you think the team that lost to byu is the best team after beating Utah lol

because mma fighters are bunch of prima donna faggots now

>when a mundane event is making cazzies justifiably racist

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Do Brazilians throw shit into the octagon?

anyone got a webm of the easter bunny

he's right though, they should bring in a silverback and a grizzly to save this card

nah, watch the replay, he clearly got got

he got poked in the right eye and he couldn't open the left one

The worst ESPN card by far

Did your mother not see that you really are the afterbirth?

that can't possibly be true ITS A VAST CONSPIRACY AND ONLY Yea Forums CAN SOLVE IT

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seriously, this is the most frustrating thing about UFC. Its so fucking obvious. I've never rolled with PRIDE gloves but can it really be that much more difficult?

so ufc is done in Mexico now isn't it? Who's going to come back to a live event after that?

2 RIGGED DECISIONS
STAGED EYE POKE DC STYLE

Looking forward to hearing Chael Sonnen set the record straight on all this eyepoke business

Last time im watching a mexican card. Fuck this

Which one was white?

Glad I stayed out so, seems like a shitshow

B-but muh grappling!

War Eagle baby

eww wrong faye.

She looks like a fuckin dog mane

She has herpes

'ate yarir

He doesn't though, it's yair's little finger that makes contact with an eye, stephens reacts to it right away.

It fucking better be. Every Mexican should be cut tonight.

Can someone post a gif of the eyepoke here? I also the replay once and I thought that he scratched his left eye

You filthy monkey. Just sudoku yourself.

nope, mexico city is just bad vibes it is a native graveyard after all

>shit fights
>shit decisions
>literally whos
>mainevent cancelled
worst ufc card of all time?

ehhhhhh pu70

last time there’s a mexican card hopefully

So?
That's treatable. This ain't the stone ages

Stop making sense

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It's impossible to grapple with them. It's too late for ufc to adopt them

Stephens should get cut. That wasn't even the eye that got poked

I hope not, dudes a pussy like Todd duffee

>But let me offer you this: Yah-rear, in this fight showed us something that we have never seen before.

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his hand raked the inside of the left eye

not sure about all time but one of the worst in recent memory

I told you fags Yair was shook. He wanted out

No way, I remember one a few weeks ago that was literally 9 decisions in a row

Based WDE

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fedor and nogueira did ok with them

Holy shit Jeremy is a fucking can. The eyepoke literally landed on the other eye.

he literally grabs his right eye right after it happened retard

can i get a webm of the spics thrown cans and bottles into the ring

a standing eye poke accidental or not should be an automatic point deduction, with 5 minutes allowed for recovery. Teach these fucking idiots to keep their hands closed.

Yair's fault for swiping like that. Open hand strikes should just be banned, fook da Diaz brothers.

ITS OBVIOUSLY A WORKED SHOOT BROTHERS

This was karma for Yair's cutman not using the enswell against Fronkie

this was the only bright spot in this shithole night of fights. thank you for having such thick thighs and that phat ass bethe

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More like Mexican't.

Brazilians can't afford a beer, and if they can they sure as fuck ain't throwing it

this
based spic fans
ehhhhh puto!

I think Yair's been raking your eyes too you blind beaner.

You should want out of life. Rat.

believe me or not, they are way worse

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yes your other right

lads that was scripted.

Let me tell you what happened. Yair was going to pull out of the fight either today or yesterday. Something was off. But UFC couldn't handle that, not only would everyone get pissed off, but Mexico wouldn't be happy with Yair and he'd be less of a drawl. So they go in and fix a 15 second fight that ends in an eyepoke, where Yair keeps his shine because it was an accidental eyepoke and Stephens looks like a "bad guy" in their view for not continuing the fight.
Everything is solved, they rematch later, Mexico is unhappy but with Stephens and not Yair

Ya bullets

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>so Jeremy was poked in the eyes, Ok great, that happens to everyone of us

Post bethe bunda

It hit both of his eyes. Probably scratched the left eye.

The fuck was Yair shouting at Bisping?

>based

Mexican is the poor cheater style, like Brazil.
Rich cheating style must be Russia or China.

what does that even mean

Classic case of trying to get an early foul in while making it look like an accident.

it wasn't the wrong eye just saw the replay

People fight even in boxing gloves, you know. It's more the things you can do when you fight. People won't be able to relearn how to fight with them

Yair was winning the story of the fight

fuckin lol

this wall-nigger litter claws directly into his opponents eyes.
>el pantera

HOLY SHI THE SCHMO

Jeremy wins the rematch.

LOL he pokes his own eye. yair hit the right, when jeremy went to feel it he accidently pokes his left LOL

why does this make me laugh out loud

fuuuuck his eye is done. he won't fight again

holy shit that's bad

Every country south of the US is filled with filthy animals.

we can, i literally just drank one, but yeah we sure as fuck won't waste it throwing in the octagon lol

Can Dana do us a favor and cut Jeremy Stephens from the UFC

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cant wait for the thawlts on this one bois

What do you guys think Dana will say about all this?

holyshit it's true HE POKES HIMSELF

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Schmo is short for schmulenstein

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AHHHHH MY LEFT EYE

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yucky.. thank god im a faggot

yeah brazilians are basically what mexicans would be if mexicans had no manners or common sense

especially the US

ERECT WALL.

tfw you sell your last bags of oranges for the 14 pesos to get to see a non cartel sponsored fight and it ends in an eye poke

The amount of cope from Yair fans is shameful, filthy rat rakes the dude in both eyes because he's a shit fighter with a fluke win.

wtf!?!?

19 second into the video oh shit incoming

lel

obviously a work because UFC has made no gains in mexico, hell the comentators for ESPN mexico fucking despise this shit but somehow think pillow hand is acceptable

nah hes still a cheating rat, still funny he pokes his own eye

that dirty fuck rakes BOTH eyes with that swipe... when they send em they really arent sending their best folks.

lmao

How can anyone see that and not think that foul was intentional? 0 reason for that hand flick other than looking for a quick eye poke early.

not really, mexicans are too dumb, we would wait till the fighter would come out of the octagon to throw shit at him since we would have a better look to hit him

Cause he’s scared

>shoes on the bed

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viva mehicanos

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new

how do i get a 9/10 gf like this?

Sauce

Do they do post fight press conferences for fight nights?

I've never seen garbage thrown at a Brazillian UFC event, or any other for that matter

I CANT FUCKING OPEN MY RIGHT EYE

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>hits lip
>MY FUCKING EYE AHHHHHHHH

kys

No, hues are most certainly more tolerable than Mexishits and central Amerishits

nah, at least we had one good fight.

>literally hits the nose
Coward

plausible

>Zabit says he wants Yair
>Yair chickens out even though Zabit is ranked way lower than him (was he even ranked?)
>Gets cut
>Says "Noo i really wanted to fight Zabit"
>Re-signed, Zabit fight is on
>Zabit injured
>Yair gets to fight Korean Zombie instead
>Loses 2 rounds to 1 but then wins with Knockout of the Year at 4:59 in Round 3
>The Zabit thing is dead in the water
>Gets rewarded for dodging Zabit with a main event in your home country
>Fight is NC'd in 15 seconds

Yair Rodriguez is FASCINATING
FASCINATING I TELL YOU

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yes thank god for Bethe and that thick ass

>watching Amateur athletes into your 30s
kill yourself

>mexicans
>manners
>common sense

Okay fence hopper.

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get a load of this niggerlover

>at least we had one good fight.

WMMA actually saved this card despite the bullshit everywhere.

Go fuck your dead mother you disgusting conspiracy theorist.

>*gets kicked in the leg*
>OW MY EYE

he only won that way against zombie because he would literally stall and hug him every 20 seconds

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Eye Poking Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk It Off Like Nigga Just Open Your Eye Haha

It means you are brown and glibbery and not even human.

In hindsight I think a lot of fighter issues were kept in check by the locker room bonus system

MMA is a faggot sport.

Mexicans truly are the most disgusting race.

>Based Robert Lewandowski

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This bare knuckle stuff is pretty legit. Much more entertaining than the shit UFC card.

look at the difference between brazilian and mexican cartel videos: in mexico you have men in full combat fatigues beheading people with machetes, in brazil it's niggas in flipflops with thier aunties steak knives
i REST my CASE

Holy shit this was rigged. Wow.

twitter.com/EricGomez86/status/1175600390928289792

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lose the game win the fight...I love the usa

piss off Dana I'm onto you, get off the german proxy

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why not just let him rest for 20 minutes or so then resume the fight

There is no way his eye was poked that badly. we've seen rumble knock people out after getting far worse eye pokes. Yair barely touched his right eye

Why is it so hard to not eye poke? Just don't stick your open hand in the other guys face.

UFC should make it an automatic point deduction.

>t. souless chink

you seem upset

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Based.

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i know i'm just joshing :D

Pussy SJW femenist

good thing i'm a pro wrestling chad and am watching this tonight instead

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You can tell she exclusively white guys.

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BUILD THE WALL

Zombie fight was 5 rounds and he was down 3 rounds on 2 judges scorecards and 2 rounds on another. And he was losing the fifth lol.

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Oh look his eye was fine all after it was called and then had had to remember to put the towel back on at 10 seconds

>my ufc fighter can't be this cute!

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>botchamania vol 10.webm

>30s
Nice projection I just graduated from a college that had a good football program lol not to mention this whole card looked amateur as fuck and you know it's true. Tell me one good fight I missed.

Is yair a dirty fighter? Both of his last 2 fights seem to think so

danas reaction?

UFC is faggot sport.

Bareknuckle boxing is on, watch that if you want blood

Las Vegas venues are not that different....or have you forgotten ?

Herb Dean really wanted that fight to go on

You try standing in front of jeremy stephens and throwing a kick without getting countered.

How the fuck isn't this a DQ? It's clearly intentional

Boxing gloves arent important you inbred animal.

I wish I could murder your family. Lol.

oh yeah of course it was
I had Zombie winning though
Most of /heem/ had Zombie winning and it's a place for intellectuals.

i want to run my tongue up her concave chest ahhhghghghhhghghgghghghgh

He should have opened his eye

He will try to reschedule it obviously. He doesn't give a fuck now because he created a new overhyped fight that will be as big as Conor x Mayweather for ufc

There goes the Mexican market

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MMA fans truly are the most disgusting race

Herb Dean was more active then the entire fight itself

Fans actually ran down from seats into lower sections just to get a better shot at Stephens and his team. Others directed their debris at the octagon and the press row ringside.

Imagine paying for this card lol

Fuck you Yair

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main event. mark godbeer vs mighty mo now

how can mexispics even post right now
they showed their 70 IQs by throwing a monkey fit when their own fighter fought like typical dirty spic

>college football
Kill yourself.

Kek but we all lost out on that, would have been a good fight.

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The reality is this was a scripted main event to help Yair believe it or not. They couldn’t risk Yair getting knocked dead on account of the insane amount of capital the UFC has invested into the Mexican market. No doubt Yair and Jeremy were notified months in advance. If you guys don’t think this happens just refer back to

So? Do autistic monkeys think being able to recognize emotion is automatic victory? Lol.

>this card lmao

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>Excusing that disaster of a main event
I would be pissed too if I paid to go see that shit. They obviously need new gloves this shit has been a problem for awhile.

I never fail to laugh at this

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Why don't you go jerk off to scat porn Hans. You're seething

this. ill never understand people who watch college football are they trying to relive their college days or something??

500 miles up and counting baby

Where are her tits

>Watching eye pokes
Based and eye-pokepilled. This card looked stacked. Tell me, which fight was good again?

her pusy is showing

I bet she takes big thick oatmeal shits.

See if ufc ever goes back after the way they chimped out

Commit suicide, you incest baby.

karyn bryant is huge

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I don't think you're wrong but am amused at your rage

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>Trying this hard to be a contrarian faggot
Why do you watch ufc? To pretend you're a cage fighter? People watch shit to be entertained obviously you brainlet.

Why do you shitstain creations act as if anger is defeat? Yes I am "seething" at the fact that your mother didn't soccer kick you into the ocean after you were born. So does she, in all likelihood.

>watching 60-0 blowouts is fun
rethink your life

Carla Esparza is a tiny tiny strawweight.
Karyn Bryant is 5'9 with 3 inch heels.

on her back

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He doesn't even know how to write in Spanish

that's espanol not castellano

>she will never wrap her thunder thighs around your neck
life is pain

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the fans deserve to thrown bottle beer and popcorn...two of those fights where robbery in progress...fuck dana white and those judges

Erin Ashford

spic detected

>Not only watching ranked teams play each other
Wow you really are a contrarian faggot. The game on right now was close and had over 90,000 people in the stadium watching it. I bet it was cooler to watch a few hundred Mexicans throw bottles though.

sauce for this cum muzzler?

im a nigger not a fukken spic

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FUCKING BASED MEXICO

Stipe wouldve heemed this fat cheater if he didnt eyepoke him

He did awesome he tried to save the night. Sadly Stephens is an absolute raging faggot. This is why nobody knows who the fuck he is.

yer mum lol

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Na, UFC want those pesos

It is the same.
Or do you call Italian Florentinian?

Fuckin' hell.

Karen BTFO

she doesn't need tits she's perfect shut UP

Fuck you man

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Small boobed chicks just means they need a baby in em to get mommy milkers

okay now i get why she lost tonight the wypepo are pissed off about her tko of the slampig

Based kawaii Krazybee.

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only u pedo like small tits

I'm a girl btw

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Why can't non-whites just follow the rules and fight clean?

anyone have a pic of carlas arm in the arm bar

do NOT speak disrespectfully about my gf

so when’s the next good card?

your gf is a towel, mate

dana white is a disgrace to ufc and should be replaced...there i said it and it felt good

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:3

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Yair title shot when?

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Boy, girl, futa, I will heem your bunghole all the same

More Ai

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chill the fuck out Leaf...here have a real women and not a little girl you sicko

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>I see no problem here

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never

Is that girl on the right pregnant?

next week kid'o

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WTF IS WRONG WITH HIS BENIS!

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planned. he just said he didn't want to fight him because he was below him in rank

i am NOT attracted to valentina i ALWAYS confuse her for the lady who pooped herself while fighting and then i am thinking of poop and NOT aroused

Yair used his free eyepoke a little too effectively here

chimp outs are always fun af

ESPN need to fire dana white...

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two weeks - 243

just a bunch of nordic bums fighting next week

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it's tucked safely away

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I just poked myself in the eye and I can see fine. No issues at all. This has all got a bit silly but one thing you have to admit is Yair is on a roll and got a great win tonight. The belt should be his if he wants it.

They couldn't even pry his eye open

How about change the gloves...

There is a 100% chance she sucks at sucking dick and fucking

its call a beer belly you political incorrect incel

post poo video im into one cup and scat

Why is the qt gook crying desu

>based hermansson vs a gorilla
>gunni getting flushed
>rountree vs cutelaba
>osp vs polack
>evil cowboy
>lando cannata vs meme jungle nog
dont miss out

Move here?

Calm down, if pregnant drunks want to fight in the UFC we should let them.

>Yair is on a roll and got a great win tonight. The belt should be his if he wants it.

Doubt you're serious but he got manhandled by turbo manlet Frankie and was losing against zombie until he got a lucky last second meme KO. He's out for almost a year, comes back and has a 15 second NC, and now he's in line for a title shot?

mom eating her dog again

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No, don't encourage Penn posting.

She missed a step in her dance and now she knows her entire family will be executed.

>manlet monkeys get angry because his fighter behaves like a monkey so then proceed to sling shit like the monkeys they are

Watching all the post fight shit, all the women do is interrupt the men when they're talking. What is their problem, why do they act like that?

>"Bangkok Ready" Rountree
oh shit

comments like this is why south american is still irrelevant since the monroe doctrine

where are you watching it and what on?

I have never seen anyone cry so hard their face starts to shake.

Seethe harder Juanito

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It's all done now. Sorry mate

K

Based

>argentina is white

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You are about to get killed. Lol.

TFB (Typical Female Behavior)

ALOEXA is LOVE
ALEXA is LIFE
ALEXA is FOREVER

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This gringos are pussys
Bet hell cry on tumblr next

Imagine your sole fighter lost

Whites easy.
Can roid and get rematch for the title like sonnen
Can chimp out and be uber disrespectful and get paid. While humble black gets called fake humble
Judge favortism
Look other way for drugs like hendo on trt yet rip on belfort for it.

>needing to rely on judges to gift you a win
this should be the fate of every hopeful decisioncunt

No mexico fuck u

Pretty much but looks accidental. He started out well