UFC FIGHT NIGHT 159 THREAD #3

same here, friend

What a shit shower. I have a better shower than that.

Grasso should not be fucked, only admired.

did someone died at bare knuckle?

im a vigorous wiper

grasso is bae

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This was one of the worst cards in a while

ok real shit do mexicans hate mexican americans?

lmfao foreal that looks like my shower

Real fights happening over at Valor bareknuckle.
Manlet free
Wrestlefuck free
Woman free
Vicious knockouts
Mighty Mo gonna fight for the second time tonight later

>People actually want to see this

grasso 2 stronk

Looks like a standard ko

Get some Gabi Garcias in the ring and I'm interested

he got back up but I wouldn't be surprised if he dies he went deep into the shadow realm, so either he will die and start doing a pawdcass and get a showltime special b

She's a legitimate cutie.

Grasso single handedly out here showing what a fucking joke WMMA is. Any bitch off the street can be a top 10 fighter with how garbage the competition is.

spicy

already switched, fuck wmma

It looks like a shower you’d see in a shitty motel room. Like, the kind of motel you bring 30 dollar hookers to.

BISPING

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those angles didnt do it justice and it is also missing the aftermath

yes
I was born in Mexico and moved to the states at 3 years old and even then im still hated

so girls have enough power to heem?

Her eyes are that of a demon, kinda like she's been possessed.

bareknuckle link?

:3

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any top 5 straw weight would flush you

lads where's webm aussie been lately? have the shit cards just heemed him?

the ones born with penises like nunes

Absolutely they absolutely hate the ones tat cant even speak spanish abd wave around the mexican flag everywhere

Anyone got the BKFC webm of the KO?

is anyone else annoyed by the tripfag

Nooooooooo Grasso can't lose to a wrestlefuck! REEEEEEEEEEE

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go back

She looks like a petite, shy woman, but at the same time a woman who is really horny and wants to fuck.

valor bare knuckle has ufc has beens cutting wwe promos with the shcmo. what's not to love?

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si

Just filter them and they go away.

scroll up

THAT'S THE ULTIMATE CAGE
>Welcome to the PIT
I MEAN PIT

she'll never stay at you like that
why even live boys

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god i hate wrestling so much

Lmao

Andrade vs Karolina
Joanna vs Rose
Nunes vs Cybord
Valentina vs Eye

wtf they let him out of prison?

No, I'm not a pussy argentinian so I don't lose fights to women. Don't you have some brazilian cock to go suck anyway?

I love WMMA, the fights allow me to get more food or go to the bathroom.

wtf did they ripoff the human insignia from Warcraft lmao

Everyone is anonymous to me mate

here
*pisses in your face*

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His name is black star, he must be cool

>los chicanos

Are you illegal?

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>this is the future of ufc fights

kek why does Bisping do these huge huge OOHHHHHS for simple jabs and straights?

Now THIS is heeming

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>he’d get heemed by a 115 pound woman
L M A O

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i mean a link to the actual stream

jesus those are such bad takedown attempts and she still takes Grasso down lol

So, does Grasso just not realize that you can grapple in MMA? She always gets fucked by wrestlers and looks shocked when she loses.

based my setup as well except wmma is paused on an esparza ass shot

there should be a rule that if you can't get to full mount in 30 seconds, you should be stood up.

>It's a wrestlefucking episode

god i fucking hate women

i graduated from college here
make 85k a year
helped build my mom and my grandparents a house
yet all the folks from el rancho hate me and call me guero (white boy)
stranger mexicans give me the ugly look
it is what it is tho

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>GEARS OF WAR
MORE LIKE TEARS OF WAR

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impressive

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he's learning with Rogan

>third world dweller scared shitless of females

Skybet is voiding draws now, that's pretty cool. I've lost so many parlays because of draws before.

Not only should you get stood up, you should get a swift kick to the dome by the referee for a deterrent to ever do that gay shit again

Carla big hug Esparza at it again

>rock her
>trip
>stare at her

Fucking gas both these cunts.

Nah, he's chilling, only people that post here that make me want to kill myself is the Canadian and the Australian that post "THEY'RE BAD MOTHERFUCKERS" every 2 hours, only one worse than that is the Jordan fag

KEK

>projecting this hard

THAT SLIP AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WMMA

do you guys think grasso would be my gf?

I was

Esparza is moving in slow motion lmao
fucking grandma get out of there

slippy G

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Based C Wizzy making this shit card less shit

Have you tried going back?

Alexa is so cute bros!

I want her as my daughter.

can she just finish this fucking fight already

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laffin at these girls fighting

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FUCKING DROP HER ALREADY

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Mexican intellectual

>5’8
No wonder your scared of chicks LMAO

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WMMA FIGHT IQ WHERE ARE YOU? HOLY FUCK

HEEM WOBBLY

alright grassos a can

We got a spicy one coming up with Stephen, I know it. I can feel it in the air

fuck grasso sucks

what the fuck was that

>dat noodle arm

I will still kill (You) and rape your female family when society inevitably collapses

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

owwww fuck

HEEM ARMY

>trying to go for a submission on a seasoned grappler
>not staying on top and G&P
WMMA 200 IQ

Alexa play not again by the wrestlefuckers

How did her arm not break?
And that was hot.

jesus christ I've never been so excited to see someone's arm snap
maybe I need therapy

that arm tho

>THAT ARM

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lmao fucking based

im 5'5 though
and i'd gadoosh you

elbow heem

That's gotta be broken

It's not incredible. Women have retarded flexibility in their arms.

Elbows arent supposed to bend like that!

Mexican """""fight is"""""""" if Grasso wss Puerto rican this would be over

How did that not break elbows shouldn’t bend that way

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even though esparza got pretty dominated this round she did well the first two

Just some stretched ligaments you cazzies

>losing a fight because you didnt finish someone you had wobbly

Rip grasso

being a BJJ practitioner, this hurts to watch

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trust me bro, another screen is worth it even if you will really use it on fight streams

lol submissions are a joke just don't tap

SHEEEEM SNAPPY

Grasso is such a fucking meme. She rocked Espinosa in the second round and didn't even try to follow it up. She rocked her again in the third and didn't try to follow it up. Literally locked in an arm bar and was unable to finish it. Her only useful purpose as a human being is to be a cock sleeve.

This fight is so fucking frustrating

based zoomer

Is her arm broken?

Nah, I don't think so, I think people are overating her cuteness, and her appetite for sex.

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jesus never tapped

I know bro, I got two on my stationary. I'm on my laptop right now

Now THAT was a fight

Grasso lost feelsbadman

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SWANGIN AND BANGIN

No heart Grasso.

is that the KO where the dude was out really long? digging the whatever the fuck they’re fighting in.

how did you have it scored?

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HAHAHAHAHA you'd need a ladder just to reach my chest.

goblin got lit up by a skinny womanlet LOL

Esparza hasn't improved since she won the belt via that bum contest called TUF, still the same mutant looking shit every fight.

>t. white belch

yeah grasso fucked up so bad. She was so wobbled and she didn't push forward to end it

Grasso proving that the inverse correlation between looks and iq translates to fight iq as well

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>gets crucified

in many ways Esparza won the story of this fight

DUDE WOMEN LMAO

bloody hell that was flush

grasso with dat negative fight IQ

me in the back

Esparza is the BJ Penn of the Straweight division

What rules are we on for this event? That third should be a 10-8

i doubt anyone here could heem Joe Rogan

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better thread

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Because his fucking arms were nailed to the cross, he was screaming to god whyd he let that happen, that's a verbal tap in my book

Gets Garry Goodridged

that elbow

>a barn burner

the fix is in!

...

>recalculating
the fix is in folks

inb4 28-28

Rig incoming

why is WMMA allowed

not 10-8 when she gave up a takedown

BASED JUDGES RIGGING IT LAST SECOND

>Mexican Intellectuals
>Adding up scorecards

I think Grasso should win because her opponent looks more damaged

THE FIX IS IN

>that mexican cutie security guard inside the octagon

hnnnnnnnnggg

>based cute Alexa

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>recalculating the score cards
what lol

Grasso is seething, should've put her away when you had the chance you dumb cunt.

Some shady shit is going on

Yes, it's hardly anything.

Was there really a nip slip in the aldana fight

"Yeah, just give her another point, yeah the Mexican"

Not being able to absolutely HEEM a manlet pot head

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THEY ROBBED THE BAE
ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT

rig?

Wow. How did two judges give that fight to Carla? What the fuck.

BULLSHIT

>mexican mathematics

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grasso qt even in defeat

grasso is so hot

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RIP

what the fuck man

carla won that, gasso sucked bros face it.

What the fuck. This shit is rigged as fuck.

Joe Martinez is gay anyone hear his voice slip?

Holy shit what a fucking robbery

Grasso gonna have to blow Dana tonight if she wants to stay on the roster.

HOMETOWN ROBBERY

THE CARTELS ARE IN ON IT

SO GLAD I DIDNT BET ON THIS FIGHT. I WAS GOING TO PICK GRASSO

HOLY SHIT LMAO

what the fuck

WAT

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ROBBED

how the fuck do you win a fight where you almost got finished TWICE absolute fucking state of the UFC

Carla as the underdog.

first moreno gets robbed then grasso, wtf is going on

MexiCANs seething

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dis

Didn't you guys think Esparza won the 1st two?

grasso's mexican too tho

booooooooooooo

FUCKING ROBBED

FUCK MEXICANS except alexa

what is with this rigging

cuteness overload

Judges must be high on peyote

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Grasso's fault.

FUCKING ROBBED

WHAT THE FUCK?!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MAJORITY DECISION LMAO

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Hahaha definitely not a fix at all, no sir

Grasso did nothing for 2 rounds and then expected to win without a finish, only herself to blame after she hurt Carla and did nothing.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
She lost though lmfao

Deserved

MEXICAN JUDGES LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going to heem my dick later, thanks

highway robbery

How can you say she was robbed?
She got dominated the first two rounds and then couldn't finish in the third round when she had her wobbled it was 2-1

more like mexican't haha

cmon man this shit is disgusting...twice in one night

yeah dont bet on gasso shes trash

I had grasso winning the last two but I dont care that she loses since she has no fucking fight iq

didnt see the first round, commentators indicated grasso

How the fuck did Irene not get that?

kek man fuck this card

nice translation

H I G H W A Y

R
O
B
B
E
R
Y

>literally no pop for ortega

>tremendous victory where you got your ass kicked clearly in front of everyone

Carla clearly won and the fact she was the underdog against Grasso is hilarious.

>we're not getting khabib/tony in december
gay

Based crowd.

That's two fixed fights right after each other

>mexico
>corrupt
coulda fooled me

>people getting upset by decision regarding woman fight

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yeah she got robbed

>she talks for one minute
>he translates 3 seconds

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sucks for grasso to get robbed like that, but carla got robbed 100x worse when she beat claudia

Grasso needs to learn to finish

ORTEGA GANG OR DON'T BANG

The City of robbery

why do americans, with Mexican background, claim they are from Mexico

/knuck/

DONT GO TO UFC AUSTRALIA BROS

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man these judges are fucking retarded lmao how the fuck they must have got the translation wrong or some shit I'm in shock

Fixed how?

webm of grasso waiting for decision where

>mexicans 0-3-1 tonight
LEL

THIS

i miss ausbro so much bros

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just give me quick r1 ko so i can sleep

They can tell he’s a pandering faggot who probably doesn’t even speak Spanish

10th ISLAND LETS GOOOOO

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>one more for ez bucks

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it was gonna be another draw and they changed it
it was gonna be another draw and they changed it
it was gonna be another draw and they changed it
it was gonna be another draw and they changed it
it was gonna be another draw and they changed it

>Both my boys fighting eachother for 245

DEC 14 HOLLOWAY VS VOLKA

this

lol I want a hat like yair's

Can't wait for the Grasso released from UFC news. She is an awful fighter.

who is this semen demon? ive seen this one before but cant remember her name for the life of me.

Love 'eems
'ate mexico

come again?

cazzy

spanish really is like that though

Alexa had her wobbled 3 times, yes her retarded mexican didn't think to finish her but wtf did carla do

Because they know we don’t want em

Only thing that Ortega pops is drug tests.

WE'RE PUTTING TOGETHER A VERSION OF ISIS FOR LOVING ALEXA GRASSO AND WE'RE GONNA KILL DANA WHITE FUCK YEAH

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Oh fuck you reminded me of that other time she lost a decision and made all those funny faces

THAT ELBOW PASS TO THE OTHER SIDEEE OMG

Mexican judges thinking Esparza is the Mexican

>I bet on Stephens
I'm a retard, Mexicans are all getting flushed

is he the one that does the webm cause i miss him too

good luck bro you might be able to make your internet bill this month

i think he just can't be bothered with these shit cards anymore
it's too much and they do it every week

he's probably had enough

Jeremy "Manlet Rage" Stephens soon
youtube.com/watch?v=WlA20HMjkAU

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Theyre fighting for the right to be your lone boy

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Yes.

>were the judges even WATCHING that WMMA fight?!

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he is not mexican, like most of the fitghters that say they are latinos but have never lived in latin america

if you almost finish your oponnent twice in a fight and your oponnent doesnt even come close to finishing you then you deserve the win. end of story FUCK THE UFC AND FUCK THE JUDGES.

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Holloway vs Volkanovski confirmed for 245

very based

what movie is the me me from?

That's at best a draw then, she lost those first 2 rounds by not doing anything and then when the door was open for a win she slipped over and then stared into the void like a dumb thot.

you better cash out right now

gotta have 1 robbery every card

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Stephens is going to win this pretty easily imo

Delightful

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Jeremy's as mexican as a chimichanga

UFC is WWE

>Alexa Grasso receiving a package in the mail containing the heads of the judges of that fight from me

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won 2 rounds in a lame fashion
I wanted grasso to snap esparza's arm/win but in that fight a draw was the best she was going to get without a finish

Holloway is going to go down as the GOAT for his chin.

is it normal to feel like you're dead after fapping 3 times in a day

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Who does everyone have?

Man we went from having based canadian judges to these shit mexican judges.

the bitch that got rocked didn't do anything the whole fight I can't even believe what I'm fuckin watching right now

i'm like

really bored

UwU

cuuuute

THANK YOU BASED JOE ROGAN FOR OVERRATING WRESTLING SO MUCH

this was the webm I was thinking of but it's cynthia not claudia

It's a setup Yair going down in the first via uppercut.

CUTE

carla didnt win the first two rounds you fucking retards

>he takes woman mma seriously

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why does she keep getting away with this bullshit

saved

While we're on the topic, I still think Shoeface was robbed.

Casuals love Stephens. He's unironically the best person to show to a casual for the first time.

I am picking yair but 560 on him to win

I really hope Stephens murks Yair.

depends. What did you fap to all three times

>30-27
lol

For me? It's Ellie Bisping

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i too am a cumbrain

memeMA vs swang and bang. Who you got?

because he's a based ko artist

i have my life savings in El Pantera

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>til i collapse

fucking BASED walkout song

BR2049

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She's too pure bros...

I remember thinking that up elbow KO of Korean Zombie was well timed when I watched that fight live, but in the highlights it looks like a total fluke.

lmao it blows my mind when they give these fuckin grapplers the round because they got a takedown, over the fighter who pieces them up on the feet. MMA judging is close to boxing judging in its worthlessness

Stephens always has a really good walkout track

Pasa la parte q el codo le pasa para el otro lado por fisss

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fact: 99% of walkout songs are pure trash

just betting for fun lol
Stephens gonna heem Yair

my brother in law got introduced to the lil heathen this weekend.

kino

WHO DA FOOK IS THAT GUY

Nah she won that one for sure, Cynthia knew as well hence why she was trying so hard to act like she'd won despite never acting like that before. It was like a really pathetic adrenaline dump hoping she'd get the split.

i think this is the first card based aussie webm maker has missed in like 2 years.

>he thinks it's edgy to be a misogynist

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>hfw she sees my penor

>this boooing

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Judges getting tricked by nostalgia goggles

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used to do sprints and then spew to this song

> eminem

he didn't do shit. he was in control for the majority of the fight and all he got out of it was 10 seconds of a neck crank

Pretty sure it's 1-3-1
Remember that Peruvian vs the cut baby?

WHEN HE HITS PEOPLE THEY DON'T FUCKIN MOVE

Epic.

YO LEFT YO LEFT YO LEFT RIGHT LEFT

Not a fan of both of these dickheads but I hope Yair shits all over that dumb animal stephens for what he did to emmett.

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>eminem

Stephen's knockouts are always satisfying to watch

MOMS SPAGHETTI

It really is, don’t care for Stephens but that is a patrician walkout song

frustrating to watch stephens just brawl though. I wish he got just better at technical stuff.

>not liking eminem

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I'm gonna say it...

WHO

Don't see how you can win a fight if a guy spent 2 rounds on your back.

Yair going heem sleepy

casual fan here, who should I be supporting?

Redpill: the reason Diaz and Masvidal are fighting for the BMF belt is because none of them can ever win a world championship

fuck that, swang and bang nigger

you now remember josh neer

Nah he's missed a couple other shite cards

Jeremy

THA

Oh yeah?

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yair

The white guy

The yt man

EMINEM CURSE ACTIVATED

You'll feel better after the fourth fap trust me

accurate. the participation trophy belt.

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Comfy song

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>BRAP BRAP BRAP
love this music

>stephens heem Yair
>puts on MAGA hat
>burns flag of mexico and says thanks for the easy bonus

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Not a fan of that finish either, at least Emmett bounced back.

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And it's much easier to promote a fight that has a belt on the line

As a white man, you should be supporting Yair.

Why do mexiCANs have such shit music compared to Huezilians?

>the women reporter who made a bodybag joke making fun of mexico being a shithole

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What race are you?

whoever you want, don't let other people decide for you. If you like Stephens more, root for him, same for Yair.

Is the Eminem curse still alive?

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Yair.

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How embarrassing for Yair it'll be if he loses...

FOOK

holy shit. that's gotta be the most forgettable fighter ever. Maybe sean sherk as well but he was champion at least

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy caramba

Yair

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holy shit this guy is about to get heem'd

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while we're on the topic, antonio shoeface jr did NOT get robbed

cringe

yair will knockout stephens with an elbow

She's also gotten dicked against Clawja and Markos, she's kinda the female Bendo

liverpool fc

I FUCKING ADORE BEING MEXICAN BROS

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Why do Mexicans walk out to the worst music?

Yair, everyone around where I live sucks his dick cause he’s from here but he’s a fucking toolbox

Fag

Yair looks afraid

Is this dude actually famous in mexico, or are these guys just over enthusiastic about cheering for the home team guy?

This beaner is going straight to sleep

2-3-1

Irene and Teco won

Stephens is " Mexican American "

I said it before I heard the result

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Shut up nerd.

what do you think Yair will be thowing? Shooting for that left body kick?

Didn't expect Stephens to get boo'd isn't he Mexican?

No, the Trump Curse is real though.

extremely false

Mexibros link me this song

youtube.com/watch?v=U5QXbJS6uY4

His best song

>beaner music

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Shoulda gone for Stephans by ko to actually make some cash

give me kisses too user

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yair about to get dabbed user

my dad

Man how I wish that was Stephens on the end of that. Mouth guard went flying.

BROWN PRIDE

Stephens is a fucking can. Yair heems him in 1 1/2

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DON'T

FUCKIN

MOVE

Get a clue
youtube.com/watch?v=WlA20HMjkAU&

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Pressure bro

mma is not really famous anywhere nowadays, but he might be pretty well known there

>hugs from the family

He's for sure going to sleep in the first round.

come get it

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Nate would unironically best khabib

Stephens by round 1 KO

i getting to the point she has pictures and video on dana

>doesnt speak spanish
>mexican
pick one

>tfw you can't afford for yair to lose

I have a problem bros

>*plays this song in your vicinity at 3 aam*

did you know swedish supermarkets have a taco aisle?

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Stevens is my favourite Mexican, always has been.

Mexican Americans are less Mexican than Mexicans.

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dear god id love a round one heem, preferably ASAP

What? Mexico is in America dumbass of course he is

it's just sensible

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Am I the only one who thinks she legit looks like she has brain damaged? She's moon faced as fuck and always looks concussed

Lil Heathen gonna heem this mexcrement filth

Quads confirm both.

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until a pitbull is rippinig apart your boipucci.

He speaks Spanish with native Mexican accent and fluently. His vocabulary is lacking, though, and always mixes with English word.

>when the ref says fight this man explodes
Didn't know yair was a Muslim

U fucked up on that one m8

Yair unironically heems Canor

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Imagine kissing a man on TV, Yara is such a fag

at least she lost against Claudinha

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warning all the mexicanlets that Yair is about to die.

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It's going to be sad when Yair get slept. Poor family

its dont matter she lost to the better loser

who the fuck is that guy XXXDDD

she has nice feet too. BREHS

Would be very very surprised if Yair won this

see a heem incoming

>Brian
Doubt

He's from Des Moines, Iowa. He doesn't speak spanish lol.

I'm about 5 oreos away from eating an entire family size box

I need help lads

only god can heem me

>laggy stream

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Yair is done for

have you ever watched either of the Diaz brothers fight a shorter wrestler before? Their only defense for it is bitching about the guy not fighting them.

Is this the nip slip from the fights earlier?

Keep eating fatass and never be proud of yourself

This would be right at home on a Johnny Rebel mixtape.

based and bloatpilled

Wait, there was a nip slip earlier?

after I hit 30 I find it hard to bet against the younger 20 year old fighters. 30 hits you hard

Height?
Weight?

YAIR IS SHOOK

Maybe learn how to wrestle

yair about to get heemed bros I can’t wstcy this

got sucked off by a grill from parral once

Oh look the meme guy starts with off with the fouls.

MexiCAN finna get heemed

Both these fighters SUCK. This is an appalling card. What an embarrassment.

Next weeks exactly the same

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lose weight fat fuck

Bad choice I reckon

Fucks sake lads I didn't need a shit during the last two boring fights now the main event is starting I can't hold it

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good ol beaner with an eyepoke

CHEATING SPIC

cheating already

Do you know what a Jaffa Cake is? You should move to eating them as a vice instead

Already?

Jesus.

Expecting a street fighter tornado kick from yair and nothing less.

here we go

Mexican already cheating

HEEM POKEY

If I go to Mexico where should I visit brehs?

Veteran move

DAMN DIRTY MEXICANOS

YE OLDE DC TECHNIQUE

TAKE A POINT HERB

EEEEEEEEEEEE PUTOO

lmao this fights going to be over

eye poke was legal

Ok, here’s what you do: take what’s left of the bag, walk to your kitchen, dump them into your dog’s food dish. Eat them out of the bowl like the fucking disgusting animal you are.

ya-ear? more like ya-eyepoke am i right?

>Jeremy "super can" stephens

reminder there is no punishment for fouling, only low iq fighters don't foul

Allegedly.

Oh come the fuck on

>inb4 no contest

ALL MEXICANS MUST GO

fucking cheating piece of shit. eyepoke faggots should be preemptively heemed before the fight even starts

Based mexican crowd

That actually happened last week (? I think) lmfao

> t. DC

lmao

that shit looked intentional af

>stabs eyes
DQ this fucking cheating wanker. Game over, Stevens the Mexicali wins again

mexican rules

NEW

lads if this ends like this i'm going to be so mad this entire shit card i just wanted to see this fight

i'm about to be done with the UFC i swear

Do not stop this fucking fight

THEY ARE GONNA STOP IT
FUCK FUCK FUCK

CAIN AND ORTEGA ARE FROM AMERICA. THEY ARE NOT MEXICAN

fuck off we are full

they eye wont open rofl
this is over

There was 0 reason for his fingers to be near his eyes either, little faggot straight threw up his hand and swatted right at his eye.

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fight's over bois

Hey that’s homophobic, plz stop mexibro

It's already over

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RIOT

This is gonna ruin my parlay...

DQ inc

dat shoop'd lower back

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

PLS NOO

I LIE I CHEAT I STEAL

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why do you fucks do that?
It's trashy.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH PUTO

dana would spew and kick yair out of the poo fc for good

good job beaner you ruined the fight

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PUTO!!!

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...

BASED STEPHENS IS GONNA WORK THE DOC SO HE CAN PICK UP AN EASY WIN

....PEEEEEM

HES HURT
STOP THE FIGHT

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I STAYED UP UNTIL 4:30 FOR THIS SHIT MEXICO

eye for an eye

FUCK YAIR

fuck mexico

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:(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ROBBING THE BAE

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It's over HAHAHAHA

it's over

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>he got me good

based herb

based herb

Wow, he really can't open his eye.

holy shit kick this fucker out of the ufc

I never seen someone look for an out this fast in a fight

Stephens is basically saying end the fight here

Herb knows what this will do for the UFC brand and he wants it to continue.

Don't think it will. That's unironically our main event bros. This is the UFC bros.

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fucking kek the eye is glued shut

Daniel Cormier would be proud right now if he were there

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH PUTOOOOOOOOOO

WE WON THE STORY BROOOOOOOOOO

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

here’s your mexico card bro

He’s faking

>eyepoke in opening seconds
>NC
>mexicans riot
please happen

imagine being mexican haha

Thanks for filling in, any highlights would be appreciated

dude just open ur eye lamo

EYE DROPS??

IF THIS FIGHT IS OVER - WE JUST GET HEEMED

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this isn't as good as the kharitonov nut kick

he fuckin scraped his eyes u fuckin goof let me scrape ur stupid ass eyes and see if u can fight afterwards

Dr Herb treated my syphilis

>inb4 riots

Didn't even hit the eye

CHICANOS WE DID IT HERMANOS

based mexicans throwing shit into the ring

YAIR YOU GOTTA POKE YOUR OWN EYE

LMAO

that was the problem, it was the nail not the finger, the eye is probably cut like zingano's was

Lil Quittin'

LMAO

Just give them 20 mins

>people throwing garbage
we pro wrestling now

I CANT WATCH TELL ME WHEN ITS OVER

Fuck Mexico

Dude he was trying to pull the eye open and it still wouldn't open.
That's fucked up, there's really nothing you can do but call it.
FUCK MEXICANS, FUCK MEXICO, AND GOD BLESS THE USA!

>filthy animal throws a foul right off the bat
>filthy animals throw trash into the cage
>Yair acting like he's won

Cut that faggot beaner and never go back to that dogshit country.

OHSHIT

KO of the year

Here is your main event bro

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stupid spic had to eye poke.

MEXICO WAS A MISTAKE

It was the mexican's fault. Crowd are faggots

AHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE TURNING ON YAIR!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

NICE EYEPOKE RETARD SPIC

He shouldn't get paid for that

well we aren’t getting a mexican champion in a while

>bisping hides under table so he doesn't get hit with plastic cup
absolute faggot

'no'

>Woooo I poked him in the eye, I'm the greatest

Flying debris brought to you by Modelo Volante

Lmao im glad i didny watch this dog turd of a card

This actually happened last week too.

YAIR VS BISPING
LETS GO

Yeah but the poke was worse this time and there's no doubt about faking or anything like that

yair is shook

bisping could kill everyone in that building including cain

what a child lmao

He has huge eyeballs

BISPING OR ORTEGA FUCKING JUMP IN

so what happen to the fight

Megan Anderson won via Eye kick.

Don't poke people in eye, is it really that hard to not extend your fingers into someones eye during a fight?

Mexican finger smacks American in the eye. Eye won't open after 5 minutes. GG no re

The doc legitimately couldn't pull it open.
What a shame.

eye kicks are legal

So Megan's eye kick KO >>> Yair's eye poke KO?

We will have to wait until WHO DA FOOK IS THAT GUY posts on social media his eye was a balloon!!

wtf is wrong with mexicans he's angry about whatever but he should be angry at himself the dumb cunt put his hand out and scraped a dudes eyes and thinks he's ready to fight the best?

This was unironically kino

yeah he's mad at himself reminds me of kevin lee getting mad when he lost to tony ferg

Megan Anderson is an absolute embarrassment to Australia.

lol at least something good will come of this

doesn't need to take it out on bisping

That's to be expected, she's from the Gold Coast.

Gracias te quiero

Definitely top 5 worst cards material

He should have went all the way: deny himself an interview and leave without having to sit on the cage for some cheap cheer.

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The worst card this year that's for sure

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picking his nose

Duh all fobs hate diasporas
Algerian vs french algerian
Indian vs indian brit
Chinese vs Canadian chinese
Mexican vs Mexican american
African vs african american
Fobs see them as loose immoral an white washed while vice versa see them as backward.
Western borns see more in common with white counterparts typically then with fobs.
You not know this? Dont euros give u hards time

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Fuck it youre doing well get a gringa an settle down. Hekl with em u got more right tovthe land then the fat shart cowboys

Slowly growing

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Pinkoids are low t