/hoc/

Fight me in the parking lot

>nico has three assists against isles
lel leddy and hickey both fucked up. I think hickey gets traded soon

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>Fight me in the parking lot
that's a trap user, he'll rape you

>discount Australia

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its all so tiresome

I'd feel bad beating up a retard in the parking lot

Knights are the best team in the west and you all know it.

he want the benis

fellas where we at

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I'm gonna be in the parki ng lot and I don't give a nigger who shows up

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go knights

intermission time, post pictures of shit

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I'd heem sam in the parking lot then heem his grandma

>Jets suspend Buff as he failed to show up to camp
Oh god, their team is going to suffer this season.

Wow. Gayer Australia wants to hold hands with gayer Finland. Can't say I'm surprised in the slightest

is there a gayer country than finland

do you really think the n word makes you sound tough?

It's a scam to save capspace when they give Laine 10 mill ion dollars and that other guy 8 million dollars

still doing studies but it looks to be no

Don’t police anons posts or try Reddit if you get triggered by words or close your eyes lmao

reminder the hoc is a frens general

How much worse does it need to get before Gary finally relocate them?

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a team in syria wouldn't sell very well

denmark?

haha reverse trolled

to ez

next poster is my best fren

marinara

>only 3 SO
>still winning

I'm so sorry for you

your not aloud to give niggers anymore

Proof that niggers are worse than nukes.

kakko

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*SOG
fuck phone posting

>do you really think the n word makes you sound tough?

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just made a pot of kraft mac. its no kraft dinner but its golden goodness :^)

"is a bust" is the end of that sentence

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fuck, my fren is a retard

isles>devils>>sabres>>>>>>>rags

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WE'RE BEST FRENS NOW LAD

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Macabre thread. Zealand OUT Hughes OUT anime OUT sun OUT

How does such an ugly woman with a husky voice become a pop singer

>the stinky smelly old hag T-Swift
>the CHAD based and redpilled and gorgeous Marinara

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Marina is hot, but LDR is GOAT female pop singer, and her new record is AOTY.

>americans drinking jewish cum
not surprised

thanks lad now my sentece is complete
>Kakko rules and Jack Hughes is a bust

I gotta be honest. The first time I brought up marina I meant the one chick writer at barstool that isn't a total fucking blow hard. I still got no clue who this "marina" even is

youtube.com/watch?v=FzFPmx96nnA

>he still thinks that

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youtu.be/Blud51Ztsws

you seem confused, we're talking about a hockey fan pop singer called marinara

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I'd like to add
sam OUT
kakko OUT

half irish/half greek

yikes

More like Sam in Kakko

all are welcome in /hoc/ and hockey is for everyone

t. mayor of /hoc/

Fuck up josh

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how many times do we have to tell nz that there is no mayor in /hoc/ and he's schizo-posting

/hoc/ is for me only and I choose who I allow
t. creator of the first /hoc/ back in 1994

Post your face when Kakko scores his first hat trick

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smoking hash and drinking pbr, lads

reminder: streamable.com/y7lqx

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It gets bigger when I pull on it

ugly jewesses desu

>"I cant stop seething at jack hughes especially since kakko hasnt scored a goal!"

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>isles weeb is also a rags fan
Entirely the work of jews

in 2027

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>im a rags fan
I love this projection mate. Your the one to seethe since I have the freedom to watch the NY teams and see how they do. Also kakko is shit and I will keep saying that. Now if you excuse me, back to watching >my team

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enjoy the elephant man you wasted your first round pick on, dogshit kid

god damn it lads who the fuck did this

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still preseason nobody cares. this is one of the goals that actually matters: youtu.be/uJz9WFGUrR4

I know its probably weird thing for you to see since hughes disappears in important games

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i don't know where to watch ECHL games

thinking about mikko and pat

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finland shut the fuck up we get it he scored in the juniors. So did pulju. Hes a bust, so what makes kakko so different?

>still preseason nobody cares

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>score in a glorified youth tournament
>thinks he's legit

jesus christ finland is an abomination

why cant the snes ever beat the habs

the absolute state of finnish hairlines

Try Barclays Center

youtu.be/vX_FPMhN8OQ

imagine actually watching the preseason outside of a game or two

at least they beat the leafs every time

remember to always mute the anthems

Jack Poos
Caca Crapo

I watch it all and you're a shit fan
no one loves hockey more than me

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Can you post Hughes' highlights from that game?

I rewind and watch them if I miss them

did kakko have laine and aho to carry him??!
did bulju also dominate whc !!?youtu.be/T3hUcT20wDY
did bulju also dominate liiga the way kakko did??

huehueghes is nothing compared to Kakko. absolutely nothing

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I actually stand up and salute the many flags I have in my house in each room for saluting whenever the time calls for it

fag

I have a fan that stands at attention for NASCAR anthems =\
>what method should I use to euthanize him

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but he's from usa

>score couple of goals in preseason games
>thinks he's legit

jesus christ muricans are retards

lol

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i have to turn the lights on and off exactly 20 times before i leave each room or a newborn baby will die.

>I have a friend
weew
all of my fans are right here
not watch /turnleft/
>go Denny

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...

streamers should be working together.

When people says stay mad I take it to heart. I'm seething as we speak. Partly because new zealand exists, partly because I'm not sure if I want to order in or just eat leftovers

i keep my hat on for anthems

For me it's near-violent outbursts when I perceive a slight against the national anthem, then not voting because I don't give a shit about the country

You're going to hell son

AND THE HOME OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BY ALL OF US COMMAND

a true homer. Both political parties are american, so it's always a win!

>refpucking for the hasbs in the preseason
Literally why? It doesn't even count for anything.

>anderson-dolan

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>muh freedom
>REEEEE HE DOESN'T OBEY MY COMMANDS OF SALUTING A FLAG

I do it now since they made ours more faggy

fuck my nuckies

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*PING* scaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

Does Trudeau get an N-Word pass now?

for me its shouting true north at the top of my lungs during the leaf anthem even when its just me at home alone

We'll have to wait for the tape to leak and see the reaction

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rude

>95627958
you wanna know how i know you're autismo?

correlation =/= causation, you're literally retarded m8

i like anthems

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Yotes preseason: based or cringe?

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also something about being a city that was too reliant on failing auto companies that milked the city dry

the only anthems i rise for
>youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
>youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E

based m8

those sluts on the big screen are based

yotes is ALWAYS cringe

woot my nuckies

boo

>ruff rydas

based

thinking grills who like hockey should come and flex my stick and if they dont they are thottie whores who fuck chads

your cringe bro

This is the reason chinks and indians are replacing you.

What? correlation =/= causation is one of the fundamental principals of the scientific method.

w00t!!!

>predators

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this is my anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=eCvxC8rofjs

based early 2000's pcgamer

And you can't apply it there.

Check mate atheists

JACK. JACK!!! YOU'RE MY BOY. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO FUCK WITH MY BOI HUGHES HE HAS TO GO THROUGH ME.

>unicorn

so she does threesomes with other couples?

>people unironically post hip hop
Goodbye

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Got the gcw show on the big tv in the basement ready to see some banging

Fuck you

>boomerbook tier memes
i let it go the first time sweden but thats gonna be a big cringe from me

My favorite is using correlation =/= causation to completely ignore any connection between someone's arguments.

>What's that? smokers are known to be more likely to get lung cancer?
>haha--Merely a correlation! I'm going to smoke as much as i want

>starting players vs rookies and D Leaguers

Wow the Debbies are so good

.>our zoomers got dabbed on pretty badly.
They made it look close at the end, but it really wasn't.

gg, Washington.

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Dipset is rap music you fuckin dummy

MY nuckies :))))

isles played like some starters and so did the debbies. Its a preseason who cares lamo. Just wanna see if barzal and eberle and co are all ready

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S-s-s-Sammy and the jetssssssssssssssssssss

No anime

nuckies suck :((

Good response kongz

weebs out

t.reddit

anime is reddit

There is definitive proof of that though, you can observe the physical effect cigarettes have on an individuals lungs

x is reddit

Why aren't there any cute female artists from New Zealand like there are from Australia?

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this post is reddit

>its another >mad at anime episode

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>posts facebook boomer memes and ladyboys
grim state of affairs in sweden lads. very grim

gg devils cant stay undefeated always
>canada is seething again

my favorite

>why people like things stop

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Sweden yes!

I know it's a joke. I'm referring to when people use the correlation does not imply causation meme to say that correlation completely absolves something from being causative.

MLS have already taken after the superior Europan supporter culture.

When is the NHL going to do the same?

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who are some surprise prospects from >your team

she looks like Soe

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they already have Seattle
>durr Sxeden

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>go take a shower on the intermission
>Come back
>Room mate is watching tv,
>It's just the tv info chanel
>It's been on for 5 minutes and knowing him he's just going to watch it for the next half hour
>Don't want to disturb him because this is a group home for crazy people after all.

Please help.

SOmething wrong with your libido?

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Vegas is gonna be the first team with tifos and shit like that just watch

seattle ogopogos

Seattle bitch niggas

rip Siwa

I will remember the countless of times I ran in to buy beer at 20:58 with fondness

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cope

Maybe I just have to jump on that bandwagon then...

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>okay so you scored 50 goals and 50 assists
>that don't impress me much

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Riley Stillman has looked pretty good with some nice hits in this preseason.

Snes season is gonna be grim.

much like every year

>for me, it's SHLAK

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kill him

cant find a replay to the wongs/incels game because there were two lezbos who made out on the kiss cam

nucks getting early practice at coughing up leads

>okay, so you're a first round pick?
>that don't impress me much
>oh oh ooohoooh

my nuckies suckies :(

I remember those ugly outfits the sellers wore. Almost as bad as the Prisma ones

Seattle Shit Team Shit Fans Shit Franchise

Holy fuck, Kinkaid just bought them another PP. This refpuck is fucking ridiculous.

my kangies :)

this lad
You get better telly at the prison

try 720pier.ru

>okay, so you're a first round nr 2 pick in 2019 and a Finn?
>that don't impress me much
ftfy

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If you see something to watch tell him to turn to that channel

>3 PP goals
I wonder, can Montreal score without the ref's help?

lucas raymond will be better than anything produced during the finnish >golden generation.

Tifos are way too based for Soi Knights

bust got new job. well done jack! twitter.com/NJDevils/status/1175529048526741505

There are bigger crowds at my nephews Tim Bits game

seething

Fuck.

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I just got out of a pscyh hospital. No way am I going back. It's been 10 minutes, the commercials are repeating. I don't get why he watches this shit

>all these thirsty negress trying to land a hockey player husband

cope

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I can't cope with this guys copeing

maddenings

Oh good he went for a smoke. Phew.

Try having sex with a female

>actually seething at the resident hughes basher

unplug telly, hide remote, hide yourself and watch from distance

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What did you do? Mental breakdown after another >laffs first round exit?

cope

i visited the spike

>be /hoc/
>be literally seething coping boiling and raging all day every day
toxic environment desu

>giving Laine 10 million dollars
Oh dear god I sure as hell hope not. He shouldn't even be considered anywhere over 9 million.

Try having sex with a female

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feel free to leave

I don't understand this comment. Please explain it to me as if I was a finn.

He's the type of crazy that would probably just be content to watch a blank tv.

These ducks fucking suck. But have you guys heard of this guy called Phil Kessel of the coyotes? He's pretty good.

this year's snes have potential
potential to beat the avs 48pts "worst season in recent history" record LOL

I was in the psych ward once.

My favorite part was the group counseling where nobody really wanted to directly admit what they did or the immediate reason they were there, but you could kind of deduce what their deal was based on the things they said they were working on.

the spike has been a running gag on /hoc/ for a few years lad

where can i find the damn Canucks game on tv?

>fEeL fREe tO lEaVe

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hopefully nowhere

nice one lad

I've been here all summer and I haven't heard it before

dilate

Seems like it's only on centre ice

Fat boy and onionrings on the way. Jets fans understand
>poopeelands never eaten a fatboy

i dont know if rogers is covering it. there is only a kongs feed.

seethe

>shorks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Because it's an away game you dumb homo.

thank you, I have them for just such an occasion
>for safety and science

>google fat boy winnipeg
>it's all pictures of byfuglien

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hard shant

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>no donut bun
WEAK!!!!!!!!!!

It's culture. Local cuisine.

if you unironically think jack hughes is better than Kaapo Kakko you have to leave and never come back (unless you change your mind)

I liked the people who I'd try to help by explaining the system to them only for them to pull seniority any say something like "I've been here for 10 years I think I know how things work".

I once set foot on Long Island. Shoe fucking ruined.

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>fat boy
>more bun than burger

Time for you to find a new team NZ

Try the link here, it's the kongs feed twitter.com/Canucks/status/1175577068450402304

>/hoc/ is full of mental ward patients
i fucking knew it

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it's the carbs that'll get you

Just call me Chief.

sterile

As if it wasn't obvious
I mean how many Finns do we have?

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>where did i go wrong i lost a franchise forward
>somewhere along in my stinginess
-Joe Sakic

>t. anders-gustav nylundbergholmstromqvist

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yeah white flight and auto industry tanking absolutely destroyed detroit
nigs are still shit though, baltimore, dc, philly

The Finn had a good year riding on Landeskogs back. He's shit without a strong Swede carrying him

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reckon Trudeau sings the anthem while he paints his skin to look like shit?

You don't understand. The chili is basically just meat. Even a single is 2 meat 2 bread. I ordered a double. 3 meat 2 bread

side of onion rings I imagine as well

starting to thing winnipeggers might be retarded and i made a mistake in my choice of hockey team

boutta head downtown and wander around, will probably end up in a random bar

Yes. Not the best I've ever had, generic breading like you'd get on deep fried fish at a chain restaurant. But for 4.50 I've never got this many. Easily 2 orders worth

Let's see now, how about we try out these equations?
>afrikaners + rhodesia = the breadbasket of africa
>zimbabwe (formerly know as rhodesia) - afrikaners = dying of starvation and begging the evil white man for help
>south africa + afrikaners = a nuclear power
>south africa - afrikaners = detroit x 2
>detroit x 2 = crumbling buildings are replaced with shanty's and roughly quadruple the crime rate

landeskog is a boat anchor dragging nate and mikko down

imagine detroit with afrikaners

we would be driving flying cars already

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>rags
>0-3

Rofllmao

>kangs

they'd probably elevate things a bit, but let's be honest here. They weren't magical people that could create a utopian society. They just demonstrated how great the difference is in technological levels between Europe and the worst continent in history.

>rhodesia
This is our, at the time, prime minister, hand in hand with a brutal communist dictator who murdered tens of thousands of people. This is what social democracy gets you. Corrupt leaders hand in hand with murderers.

Political systems come and goes and even Platon predicted the fall of democracy. It's time for a new system.

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>sliced pickles instead of spears
Treason on par with shredded cheese on a poutine

Sharks are such a shit team with shit fans

Most don't literally hold hands tho.

welsh

It's an African thing. You wouldn't understand

5-0
Florida - Dallas

Please post
>your favorite team
>your favorite player on a different team
I'll start
>wongs
>either Ovi or Matthews

It's an African thing. You wouldn't understand

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i thought the rangers were good this year??? they lost every preseason game???

It's an African thing. You wouldn't understand

SILFY BERG GOAL

It's an African thing. You wouldn't understand.

>preseason

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>/hoc/

>a psych ward community

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>Barry Trotz on Mat Barzal being tried on the PK in the preseason (1:43 SH tonight): "Killing penalties is part of your growth. Some guys don’t want to embrace it. Some guys want to give it a go and embrace it."

I think hes NHL ready chief. Leddy can get traded teebeeaitch. Kids gonna be a stud

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>/hoc/
>a hold hands with africa community

wait fuck wrong one
>Barry Trotz on D Noah Dobson, impressive again tonight: (team-best plus-3 in 21:56 with an assist and three shots (eight attempts): "If you watch him, you would never know he was 19 years old. He's an extremely smart, intelligent player."

depends on the type of gravy. Beef flavor? Curds work the best. Chicken? A blend of mozzarella or monterey with cheddar works too.

It's an African thing. You wouldn't understand

Rags and Devlels will still be shit. Panarin is going to regret not signing with the Panthers. In fact, he probably already is regretting it now when he walks in NYC and see mutts in every direction.

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>Sweden + Zimbabwe
>Canada + Cuba
Same shit, different parts of the world.

Reminder to avoid all contact with niggers to control the spread of AIDS

meanwhile matthews
>Mike Babcock on whether Auston Matthews is going to start penalty killing: "I talked to him about that two years ago. His basic thought was, I never done it, and I don’t plan on doing it."

Haha fuck off san j0-5e

matthews is going to be trash under babcocks system anyway
NYC doesnt have mutts sveridge besides the bronx. He went there for russian hookers

>@TSMbobMakcenzie
>Byfuglien traded to Minnesota for Rask, Fiala, future draft picks

We are now entering DAY SEVENTEEN of Finland’s marathon seethe! When will it end? Nobody knows!

Panthers 6 - 0 Stars

So we all agree Theodore is getting the best head, right?

I pledge the following, that if any Canuck serves me chicken gravy poutine with shredded cheese, I will summerarily remove his Canadian citizenship and give it to someone more deserving

I'm pretty certain under those circumstances I would have the authority to do so

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Don't go and faggot up poutine. It's brown gravy and cheese curds. God I fucking hate LIEberals

Fiala would be named first if that was the case

ok redddit

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No shit sherlock
Alvin's chick has too much self esteem and Simon is getting his salad tossed.

not as good as the head your mother gives m8

looking like a classic kongs game
>no sog
>in it because superior goaltendie

OH BABY YOU

YOU GOT WHAT I NEED

I bet we start quick in the season despite both Peterson and Campbell playing way, way better than he is

hey

>transsexual man bob Makcenzie
low effort

AND YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND

AND YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND

TOO
MUCH
MAN

Yeah, dude, what's up?.
sorry that took so long..

OH BABY

YOU

got what i needed

>NYC doesnt have mutts sveridge besides the bronx
Bruh...
youtube.com/watch?v=OEr3EPdOAK8
youtube.com/watch?v=uN6kJVNkWVM
youtube.com/watch?v=VceqZnR5SXA

You barely see one white person in the street.

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SMOKIN WEED

SMOKIN WEED

DOIN COKE

DRINKING BEERS

DRINKING BEERS BEERS BEERS

ROLLIN FATTIES

SMOKING BLUNTS

WHO SMOKES THE BLUNTS?

/HOC/ SMOKES THE BLUNTS

Classic kings power play

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

MY JUNGLE LOVE

O
WE
O
WE
O

I THINK I WANNA KNOW YA KNOW YA

Beavis and Butthead made it ten times better

youtube.com/watch?v=DNBWdag2Dg0

SHAME ON A NIGGA THAT TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA

Trade him to the coyote

>WEED LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=di3vhELi6P0

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pretty weak desu

>this is the top Vancouver line against a crippled kings rookies
REALLY makes you think...

That's too bad.

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You don't actually get to see her eating pussy

cucked

what the fuck is wrong with that thing
why doesn't it have any eyebrows
why do its eyelashes look like the heads of beach shovels
why is it sneering
why does its skin have a sickly pallor to it
why does its face look like a featureless rubber mask sitting on top of a way-smaller skull
why

Angie is the new official song girl of Winnipeg Jets. Holy fucking based

dobson should make the roster over someone like hickey. Kids got raw fuckin talent

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The Rolling Stones song? Why such a slow song?

>game 1
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game

>game 2
>literal retard says "vegas needs their a team to beat the avs"
>a team
>pirri, carrier, merril, zykov, schmidt, tuch
>perfect pk 12/12 through two games, at least four (4) two-man advantages
>decimate and embarrass the avs by a final score of 5-0 in their home barn

>game 3
>rough start
>great job killing penalties (including a 5-3), except for a fluke bounce
>knights 3rd or 4th string goalie holding his own against the kings muh hall of famer quick
>kangz try to kill william karlsson, but it looks like he's going to be fine
>it was 2-0
>engelland to marchessault to stone absolute beauty
>beautiful marchy OT winner

>game 4
>score is 1-0 after 4 (four) shots in the first period
>cody glass looking like a stud with a perfect pass for yet another pacioretty goal
>martin jon3s

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

and filtered :)

>i-i have to block people on Yea Forums
not only do i think reddit is more your speed, but
cope

Quick is no good anymore. I’d rather start Campbell or Peterson

Wait. Do Finnish people actually think Kakko isn’t a bust? I thought they were just memeing like with Pulju, Laine, and Aho where they knew those were all busts but were just being ironic. Seeing a lot of Finns angry about people laughing at Kraapo these past few days.

already heard enough of vegas I dont need the same fucking blog over and over again
kakko is just pulju but bigger and I guess more meaty and doesnt stick his tongue out. Hes a shitter and >rags fans should know that

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Used to be a jets fan but I’m out. Putting a nhl team in Winnipeg was a mistake.

cope

Scores dont matter in preseason. Games matter, but scores dont. You ice certain line combinations and you're looking for guys to set themselves apart, good or bad (easy send down). Optimally you have a great team with great prospects and great depth, but in reality, all teams are testing players that they dont know how well they will play at this level. A good team/system has the best info on their players and the players they are interested in, but sometimes even the best info is only surface deep. So games matter but the outcome importance is relative to what it tells you about your players.

Stay mad shork cuck

aho is elite

4 me its preseason overtime

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Shame he wasn't there to save the Checkers tonight.

pretty much. If a prospect has a strong showing and your coach likes it, thats a good sign he could make the roster

I got you Leaf
vimeo.com/275490086

Not good being cucked by your government.
Try eating pussy and smoke weed everyday and see how you look

this guy knows what's up

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>looseapeg jets

Good analysis retard.

yeah vegas tell us your prospects oh wait they left for canada

youtube.com/watch?v=Xox7tq6cuak

Wish pacificfags would fuck off and take their siesta until I go to bed lads

>vegas
They sure do live rent free in your head don't they?
t. not a vegass fag

well it's obSCENE

he’s got no vowels in his name how tf is he gonna make the team

Vegas more like crtonge
Golden more like ass
Knights more like redditors
Cringey ass redditors

Ottawa Senators
Eric Karlsson on the San Jose Sharks

>Bombston Ruins

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>Vegas more like crtonge
based stroke user

rapists everywhere are smiling

is petterson a bust? he’s getting clowned on by Campbell

cope

Pittsburgh
Johnny America of the based Flames who will win the Lee for the gary

Rent free

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Ya got a big day at Church tomorrow, lad?

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Cup free

Hurricanes
Marc-Andre Fleury, I guess.

Really, I usually like most goalies unless they play the position really lazily. Or if they just suck at it.

>Cup free
not really

>petterson gets anally fisted by ex teammate Ben Hutton

>isles
>I enjoy watching max domi and monahan

straws, no cups

So now it's allowed to shove a player twice into the bench, right in fron of a ref?

The Jazz's arena is SO shitty for hockey lmao it's dark at each end of the ice.

for me its occasionally posting extraordinarily dumb shit via proxy to trigger filter babbies

>Habs
>Crosby

the restaurant I worked at served the chicken flavor because it was vegan. desu, it was pretty good gravy.

imagine losing to the kings in salt lake city, utah

pretty sure wearing skates violates mormon law

Based Marty

Get with the times, Sven.

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we have plenty of cups user

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turn in your leaf you absolute homo

B's are like 1 for 8 in their last Stanley Cup Finals

another Kings player scored except he’s wearing a Vancouver jersey

CALL

not so fast kongs

GARY

>kangz

are the kings throwing again
wake me up next season

shit it's happening

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YES?

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>muh curds 'n beef
typical amerifat

CALL
THE
MOUN-TIES
>*clap clap clapclapclap*

WE WANT MOUNTIES
>MOUN-TIES SUCK

Winnicucks are getting angry at my possible trade for Laine on hfboards. Why do they enjoy sucking Bustrick Bustlaine's dick so much down there?
Despicable, but it's against the Hurricanes so I allow it.

>IT WAS 5-3

its my birthday in 3 days /hoc/

did you know that Michael eysimont has a rare genetic condition that makes his intestines look like a bowl of spaghetti

he plays like it to
>no vowels man does it again

damn

Nobody asked

SCAR

THIS
is now because of the Chicken Gravy Guy
>or CGG for short

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check republic? where’s that? sounds like a banking place

reminder

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Don's poutine is weird. It's too salty but it still tastes like water because they must wax the inside of box or something

I hope you don't live to see it.

got a birthday present for you right here, lad

*farts in your face*

Finally turning 17?

nobody asked for your attitude mister

TED FROM AKRON
*clap clap clapclapclap*
CALL THE MOUNTIES
*clap clap clapclapclap*
>yfw Ted’s final redemption arc is upon us

petterson looks like a lanklet skeleton who deserves to be crushed and folded up into a Swedish National meal

holy shit. its the first bruins post on hoc since the loss. how was your time in hiding?

>muh curds 'n beef
>posts a picture of a poutine from one of the worst fast food chains in terms of quality
Holy fuck. Just calm down there. You should probably take your meds to make sure your blood pressure and diabeetus is in check.

extremely rude posts

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clearly the kings have a shot this year

is this the age you get to leave the shire and go on an adventure

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imagine the rent free seethe >we could collect

very original user im actually a dwarf of the misty mountains

Ive been dropping bruins post here and there

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id rather imagine you going back to mexico

>scoring on your self

even more classic vancouver

got some stinky pucks tonight, lads

>lightning gear
>blackhawks gear
>ducks gear
what the fuck is wrong with florida

I’m white but your racist posts and opinions are not welcome in the national hockey league, pal

I wish someone would chop his fucking head off, the Lakers scum.

chicken gravy guy has got to go back

At least the Salt Lake fans got to see some goals.

nah

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Maybe. But you can send him down without clearing waivers, not so for other players like Mr. Hickey. Many teams send down the young guy and give the 1 way contracts the start. They might trade them or waive them later, calling up the young guy that is dominating the ahl. It's not a bad strategy because young players, especially dmen, can improve better if they play big minutes, big roles, in the minors.

>LA has a Martinez
>Buffalo has a Rodriguez
Something has to be done about baseball names in this sport. It's unacceptable.

My puck washer is down for maintenance lads, parts on backorder
>it's really got me feeling down

ok

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hes 19 so he has to go back to the Q. Makes sense for bolduc or bibeau, but dobson has won TWO memorial cups with the titan and huskies, so its stupid. I think it would be perfect if they can get him as the 7th defenseman and he works between the third pair with pelech and mayfield

Gcw announcers better than any affirmative action dykes or sunbelt commentators

that's the sunbelt for you

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Then go kill Smaug or something.
Whatever quest will take you the furthest away from an internet connection.

all star game

good
lord
wow

bard kills smaug idiot

>chongpooper nocups
so uhhh when is the NHL going to step in and do something about this abysmal franchise

better bust out the old puck rag user. no excuse for dirty pucks

this is just... huh...

FUCK JIM CORNETTE

>amerisharts dont know about NZ's 900+ mbps fibre internet
enjoy your dialup faglord

>my secret shame

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jim cornette rules, dabbing on pussy bingo hall simps

Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane

Nah it just me, ain't a damn thing changed

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Lol fucking manlets

This pic sums up everything I hate about modern American professional sports.

Everything is so fucking s o y and r*ddit and friendly. Until there's a couple of beers involved, then it gets violent.

The fucking hate should always exist. The rat should scream that he want's to kill them all instead of standing beside these creatures and smile.

goddamn
>extra cheese
>extra mayo
>extra onion
motherfucker

Kings jerseys suck huh

everything i need to know about oceania i learned from watchin this
youtube.com/watch?v=9xCO3Ie0xp8

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Yotes got yeeted

based and redpilled

why the hell didn't Boise get a pre season game?

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too small and no market to advertise to really

>This pic sums up everything I hate about modern American professional sports.
then don't watch it hill billy
kek who in their right mind would play there?

Does he? Bouchard, who was drafted by the Oilers in the same year, will either be on the pro team or in the AHL this season, as I've been lead to believe from sports analysts/bloggers. Is Dobson just a later birthday or something?

what are you lads most looking forward to this year? for me it's the inevitable first round exits of >laffs and >piss knights

USA should be ashamed of getting this goober a green card

this is the most basic bitch heat generation possible user, the only cucks here are the people making signs and posing with him

>Your kids are ugly

The Novermber Pulju drama

stay scared and cope mate

thats australia

youtu.be/AXN91z_qudg

laffs, I think Vegas could defeat whatever meme team makes it in the pacific

I dunno but I kept hearing that a lot from reporters and shit. He was born in january so hes fine, but I just keep hearing "oh hed have to go back cos age"

nice trips. Also
>the best they could do was find two marginally attractive blonde women for the video

obviously, >my team winning the cup

You dont get them girls loose (loose)
You dont get the world loose (loose)
You dont get money (money)

But I do, I do

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>le basic bitch
Kill yourself.

Right so social media would blow up and he would be forced to apologize publicly. Cant blame the players when the fan base is turning soft

when >we finally get some much-needed playoff experience for the boys

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he was born in miami dude

Your top line has been silent in a >preseason game

>tfw the one strip club in town burned down the other night

For me, it's enjoyin any combo of cheese, potatos and gravy. French limp wristed faggots who can only eat their cheesy, gravy potatos if it's a certain french fry cut, fried, topped with curds and fat sauce from a cow, are missing the whole point.

backroom methlab explosion i'm sure

Meet me in the parking lot

youtube.com/watch?v=uP9r2UjGAho

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gg nuckies

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i think insurance fraud, apparently this is like the 3rd time

...

What is Your Mom gonna do with her old nipple tassles??

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He'll likely be traded before then, starting a chain of trades that will see him exchanged across the league, finally being let go by the Seattle Sea Donkeys.

just woke up by sleeping

shant
shall

So take away his green card then. Place him in Guantanamo

>jannies deleting hocs
im gonna scream

Im thinking its time to make 20 threads

It makes sense from what I know but it also seems like Bouchard is set for pro this year by what I've heard. I know they have junior contracts, so maybe Dobson has a year left on his and Bouchard didnt. NHL has to honor the junior contracts.

new

I don't make threads

Here use this one

Sure whatever, just don't call it poutine if it doesn't have curds okay.