/turnleft/ RICHMOND NIGHT RACE

FUCK DIVEGRASS
GIMMIE SNEAKY WIN INCOMING

WRONG

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>rebbit

all of them apparently
that's where all the drama happens now
I'm old enough to remember when dudes would just sulk in the garage

*blocks your path*

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based cactusbro

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>p25
>short track

lolno

who /mike/

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>when she sees you run down the meme

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>Mickie James
God bless mommy and God bless the full nude photo shoot she did

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show us

AHEM

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gross

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FUCK backmarkers

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Wrecking first 10 laps

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rolling for when larson bins it

You can literally Google Mickie James nude photo shoot and see her vagina, I ain't posting it until stage 3

Kryle just got hoverlipped by his wife lmao

RUNNIN DOWN A DREAM

>Mickie James nude photo shoot
kek

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Oh it might be under her shoot name, it was before she was famous.

Anwyays, rolling for larsons lap where he slams the wall

Is the winner allowed to kiss the monster girls if he's single?

So I caught up with my old racing teammate from when I used to race in Nashville and now he runs in a compact touring series called VCS. He got to race with Mikey Waltrip and I thought that was pretty cool.

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Mikey needs to lose some weight

in awe of the size of those lads, absolute units!

me on the left

correct answer

>NASCAR and OSU v. Texas on at the same time.
Fuck you whoever scheduled this.

denny is going to win

SATURDAY NIGHT LIGHTS BABY

and notre dame vs georgia, but thats just the nature of racing on weekends during football season. Tomorrow they would be competing against the NFL

bit the bullet and bought a ticket cause this is the last time the chip is gonna be here and 3 years in a row is nice
i'll see about making a sign for you guys and try to get it on air

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Denny and Troox had promising looking cars in practice.
My bookie says it's going to be Chase though

Can we please stop pretending that RCR is a good race team? They've been mediocre at best ever since Harvick left.

I mean, it's been shit games all day. The two that are going to be good they schedule during a race. Why couldn't they have played this afternoon?

Put a cactus on it

they were mediocre even with harvick, he just had the talent to mask most of it

*since Dale died

noted cactusbro

i got $100 on hamlin 6/1

reddick is going to same them

I don't think anyone pretends that
they are a sentimental favorite

Fucking back marker pieces of shits

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is there going to be a battle for first within the next 30 laps?

Kyle is the next Earnhardt

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It won't be a battle, hamlin will just blow by bread

your bookie is retarded

yeah fedex is gaining on him

what should i put on my sign for homestead anons?
have /turnleft/ planned for the top and pic related with that cactus king drawing

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yup

The three races RCR has won since Harvick left were all cheap ones. Newman won Phoenix in '17 on a track position strategy and Dillon's won his races on fuel mileage and with a dump-and-run. I'm fairly certain the laps they led in all those races put together is somewhere in the single digits.

Dillon is in his sixth season and has barely progressed or shown any more understanding of Cup cars. That has a trickle-down effect to Hemric, and you want to make Hemric the fall guy?

a picture of carl that says we miss you and come back please

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Kryle has been the next Earnhardt for years now. There's nobody you want to see in your rear view mirror less than Kyle Busch

i might put that on the otherside and flip it around occasionally
>picture of carl doing his celebratory flip
>le backflip man under it
>please come back under that

a meme collage, include cactus, /misscarl/, sad gimmie, muhnards, kryle and so on

Bubba you need to slam a driver next time, not get out of the way

>jgrwl

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based MTJ

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mtj is whiny crybabby and his crewchief is a drug addict

Where is concessionbro?

heck ya mean

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he became a whiny bitch after winning* the championship
faggot thinks anybody that races him now needs a black flag

im staying home tonight and these are my tv options
>fox sports 3 has turnleft but the ambient mic too low and can't hear the race
>fox sports 2 has ufc but their coverage is aids
should i stay and watch this race? didn't know until a month ago I had the channel with the races, wat do

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you know what must be done

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absolutely yoked

yes

oooo i didn't think of putting a >sneak on there

put the race on tv and find a stream for ufc

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how many scoops?

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It's remarkable how docile the racing at Richmond has become. It's been almost 10 years since the last time this track had the sort of racing I grew up expecting from it.

youtube.com/watch?v=S7hauVmfag0

>r lee ermey
time to be sad

truly disgusting how neutered it's all become

The Lord Chancellor of Cacti has some work to do

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step it the fuck up Larson

Larson is so shook he’s scared of going into the wall

the lappers chasing Troox across the line at the end were all sideways lol

At least he won the all star race or else this season would be fucking horrendous for him

They're too cucked to actually rough him up a little

Krut exposing both Lelson and McFlurry this year has been a great story line

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2011 was the last good year for everything. It's been downhill ever since thanks to (((((((social media))))))).

>tfw HMS

Here we go again

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>byron

>Put a basketball in his hands and he knows exactly what to do

ARE YOU SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE'S BLACK, RICK?!?! YOU FUCKING RACIST!!!!!!!

>sneak
>showman

He hits the wall 70% of the time he has been a disaster

He's on the harlem globe trotters you fucking retard

>autism
>shoman

Lelllll get fucked Bowman, that's the ghost of Dale doing the move.

>autism being an autist
go be a backmarker you faggot

based muhnards bodyslamming autism because he's a fucktard and deserves it

>doing the move

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all that muscle and still a goofball beta face

were you thinking about bottoming for him?

Alright I've defended him all this time but fuck Autism.

Dale wouldn't tear up his own car for nothing with 300 laps left.

Only because he's black.

Greetings race fans!

Americrown Service Corporation, the official food and beverage vendor of all ISC properties, is proud to announce the introduction of a BRAND NEW concession item to the Federated Auto Parts 400 Weekend.

From the master mind of Americrown Executive Chef Ellen Edenfield, the Steakhouse Elite Bacon Cheeseburger is sure to tantalize the taste buds of every fan to attend today's race. This superior slab of meat consists of chuck beef, graciously ground and pounded into a round yet hearty patty shape, then slapped on the red hot grill for a smokey and crunchy juice-sealing crust. The beef is topped with two slices of Sargento Pepperjack Cheese, breaded and deep fried Virginia White Onion Slices, and of course, only the best, crispy fried Smithfield Bacon Slices. All this between two sides of a specially made brioche hamburger bun.

Make sure to get one at Richmond Raceway today!!!!

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Austin's car was fine wasn't it?

RF is totally fugged from hitting the 88 after he turned it.

why do we have 2 races here again?

I swear it used to be one of the best tracks

>a blurry picture taken with a flip phone that barely shows anything but the bun is what they used for their promo material
nonetheless, it's good to see you concessionbro

Wait a second... is this what Indycar replaced Pocono with?

Holy fuck this track sucks

Yeah, but it has a little potential with Indycar based on their races at Iowa

>larson

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yes, we are very bored watching this here in the Poconos.

Who else does reddit like besides from their one star who started to turn on then?

i can count with one hand the decent races with the gen6 here
short tracks at indy have been fun, they should have added it instead of replacing pocono though

unironically kryle, they never shut up about him no matter what he does

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I missed the first stage. I also missed the race last night. Did anything happen in either of those?

Not really

Hmm, I hope it's at least tolerable then.

I don't know why but richmond is insanely stingy with their concession promotions compared to all the other ISC tracks.

I can find text articles sometimes but pictures are a million to one.

At least Charlotte is next week, sure to be something insane available.

What the fuck, really? That's a pretty bizarre choice for them, but I guess I don't know em.

Also, kryle is going to win tonight isn't he?

Bubba and Bowman should wreck, taking the yodas with them

>1 2 3 4
Kill me

>JGR 1234

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>At least Charlotte is next week, sure to be something insane available.
Roval-shaped burgers.

>1
>2
>3
>4

Fuck these playoffs, Jesus christ. Worst timeline

Half think he's a misunderstood genius and a wrestling 'heel' who is just playing things up for entertainment factor. The other half think he's just an entitled, whiny baby.

Kyle and the preception of Kyle is an interesting case study. Dale Jr's most recent podcast with Ron Hornaday reflect this. Dale thinks that Kyle is a showman and entertaining but Ron thinks that Kyle has an irreversible attitude problem and he could be twice as good as he is now with a more mature head.

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>more than half the field isn't on lead lap
jej

>Ron thinks that Kyle has an irreversible attitude problem and he could be twice as good as he is now with a more mature head.
Understandable
youtube.com/watch?v=MDZ_xwJR6b4

>/turnleft/ has 8 races left in the season
>i have 7
the sadness is starting to creep in lads

what the fuck i thought chevy was the good guys bros

>NBC triples the volume of the track noise when the leader finishes to make it sound like the leader is being cheered

>charlotte roval, sounds like a french movie actress
ok, i laughed

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Feel like Sebring would be a better road course for nascar.

>give me your keys faggot. I'm driving
Wat do

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make sure she can start a vehicle. Seem's she had some trouble last week getting her old jetta going.

>that couple sitting on the other side of the fence
that looks both comfy and slightly terrifying

Why is she being shilled so hard? Is she someone's daughter?

Would you not want to be deep inside that stink nugget?

>answer

>mildly attractive woman driver
there you go

toyotababby and she dumped a couple of dudes, everyone is going YAAASSS QUEEN SLAYYYY
also
>daughter

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I could turn off the race right now and not miss anything significant.

I might fall asleep watching this parade.

based
based

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>grandma: this is boring, why no one crashes?

Can bread save us?

is this recorded footage of Larson falling asleep during stage 3 and slamming into the wall?

finally something happens

How the fuck is Reed Sorenson still racing in cup

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Been checking it every 10 mins or so. Has anything significant happened other than just now? Anyone met a wall?

are we really going to go 2 weeks without juan?

It would be cool if all them cheatin' Toyoders crashed eachother out

possible brake explosion. Still boring as fuck. Wondering if we should switch over to LivePD

based grandma

They're just making sure their fans get enough sleep. The last open wheel race at Richmond was Phoenix 2016 tier where the leaders followed the last place car around for 50 laps.

>gimmie

I'm flipping during commercials and playing PD bingo.

Nice pit work as always Larson, fire this fucking crew into the sun Jesus christ.

>Gimmie

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>gimmie +10
that can't be good

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It's time for GT3 Jimmy

>LivePD
It's football season, and this ND v. Georgia game is pretty good. Can't say the same for Clemson v. Shittown, and don't know about OSU v. Texas because I lost that channel during the first quarter.

only good possible thing is keznuts beat kryle out of the pits.

>KRYLE

I want Bread to win

>don't know about OSU v. Texas because I lost that channel during the first quarter.
fug, just checked and that channel came back in. Texas is up by 1! Probably a pretty good game too.

Texas game is pretty interesting, Georgia is decent too. So many things to watch, so little time and this race (barring the restart) is putting me to sleep

FLYIN' RYAN THE ROCKETMAN NEWMAN EATING THE BONES AS WE SPEAK

>Newman

W-what?

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The elusive number 6 that somehow made the 'playoffs' whatever the fuck that is.

newman winning will make up for the last couple of dogshit races

Is this gonna be another "Ryan Newman bullshits his way to the championship 4" Episode?

The Professor

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That would be based just to show what a meme this format is

he needs to be winless but still make it to the final 4

R O V A L
O
V
A
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>last season of the Menard pastas
End of an era lads.

>menard retiring
F

Has there been any fucking movement from the cars in 4-10? Feels like Harvick going up one spot to tenth is the only thing that happened

>Professor
That's how he's going to get their slowpoke

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Stop. :'(

>joonyaposting is gone
>danicaposing is gone
>muhnardposting ending soon

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>bigjuan posting will never die though

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what if he dies in a plane crash?

just means we've found true big juan

>sneakposting is dead

rolling for next NASCAR team to have a plane crash

eternal, shiny and chrome

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why the fuck is keznuts just letting people pass him on the bottom?

he's still racing

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Tires are shot.

>MTJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CUNT CANCER FUKKED

based steak

>MTJ

>came back to the race just in time
Fucking yes.
>miss pit
LMAO

>troox
BASED STEAKHOUSE

>memehouse

BASED WRECKY

BASED SPINHOUSE

>"I can assure you Stenhouse does not want to spin the 19"

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thank you sticky for making this race not suck

wow what a fucking moron Steakhouse is

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Fucking based

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Kryle just won didn't he

>spin out
>only end up losing 3 spots
epik

Steakhouse is our guy

COME ON JONES

This race must be making Logano depressed

Did Jones not pit? His car looks like the tires are shot too.

>pollo

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>instinctively turning left
based

Damn I’d love to see Newman get a meme win

this race is depressing

especially when football is on.

Kurt's a lap down, the cars are going slow, there is no passing and at this point its hard to care

The only way to fix short tracks is to stop doing them in stages.

>tfw no hot hispanic gf to speak to you in Spanish

I don't think eliminating stages would do anything to fix this track, there's deeper problems here.

Fuck, two god awful races in a row. Next can't be this bad, right?

OHNONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHA

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

Or not have a car that gets aero tight at richmond and martinsville. Or make Goodyear develop a tire that lays ruber at a short track. Instead of being a brick.

WOW THE POINTS ARE CLOSE WHEN THEY WERE RESET ONE RACE AGO HOLY SHIT

Please Truex at least don't let kryle win

By getting rid of the stages it would make the teams take risks like trying to stay out longer/looser and also penalize them for it by letting teams pit when they want.

Valence + minimum ride height + softer tires
The cars shouldn't be aero dependent and the front ends of the cars shouldn't be glued to the track all the way around on a short track

At this point I'm just hoping someone a few laps down spins out kryle

not gonna be your gf but i can speak you in spanish if you want to
either one winning is equally as bad tbqh

>that little bump

We all are bud

Death to Toyotas

Race over. Troox car illegal as fuck.

I have spoken with some people in the know and have some intimate technical knowledge of whats going on inside Nascar and other forms of motorsports. If a valance would solve the issues they would have put it on the Gen6 5 years ago. They have data that suggests it would be worse.

>cleanairwinslol
>in a short track

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I THINK THIS RACE SUCKS

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All 4 JGR cars disqualified after being blatantly illegal

wake

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How is Truex car so good?

>he still thinks old man Gibbs hasn't figured out how to destroy the evidence yet

Valence improves nothing and minimum ride height just means the suspension is even more non-functional because they have to run the springs bottomed out to get the ride height they want.

Biggest problem with the racing is that the spending gap has become colossal due to nobody but manufacturers giving a flying fuck about NASCAR anymore.

This race is honestly a solid 1/10

This shit is why I've only been here for a few races this year. What a snoozefest.

>Truex will have multiple championships before Harvick, Kurt, and Kyle

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Would skinnier tires make things more interesting? Just a random thought I had while trying to figure out how to fix these shitty cars.

Hey Nascar, if your announcers have a slight trouble explaining how the playoff points work maybe it's time to retool it and start again

Everything is a fucking mess in this sport goddamnit

>only 15 cars will finish on the lead lap

Jesus fucking christ Nascar

Imagine actually counting championships in the finish first at Homestead era.

doubt

>TRD wins lol

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They're already skinny as fuck

It's a short track man.

this has to be the worst start to a playoff, and i fucking bet that roval is going to be another snoozefest jgrwl, literally the only race left worth looking forward is talladega

pretty normal for Richmond

Did you forget Talladega last year?

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>I started watching nascar in 2014-15
>Little that i know that after that, everything is shit, the good ages was like 10/20 years ago
fuck

BASED

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14 now lel, everything is fine though guys! everyone is enjoying the product like always!

gg MTJ, fuck this race what a collosal waste of time. erik Jones finishing 4th is pretty cool

Holy christ that was pathetic

If they gave this package another 100hp it has potential. Some of the races were good this year. Some...

Matt Kenseth is the last champion

Id say 75% of the races were entertaing

>aggressive wins the race

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tonight had the full 750 HP user

probably the worst race i have ever seen. not even exaggerating

did you saw talladega in april?

>full

Trucks interviews are much better when he's not crying about his gfs pussy cancer.

Guess I'm not eating this week

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Yes, they should have 1050 HP at this point

>full

It still has the dumb ass spoiler and a brick tire that didnt lay rubber. Richmond has sucked for about the past 10 years. Last good one was when Jr and Kyle traded wrecking each other

Ya, with the developments they haven't been able to implement in the past few years, they'd definitely be over 1000

yes I saw Chevy having to get every single car they have in the field line up together on the bottom because plate racing is completely fucked.

Spring 2014 and 2015 were good.

I missed the race due to college football.

Anything exciting happen besides cunt cancer winning?

no

Hendrick Motorsports being an absolute joke

rip bootyblasters

S
Rest in piss

Worst fucking race I've ever been to, waste of fucking 200 bucks. No passing, no rubbing, Mr. My Girlfriend Has Pussy Cancer won, fuck that place.

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Holy fug, all factory bikes but Suzuki and BMW fugging ded

>melted down the tires
>burning down the wall
Evidently two superbikes burn good.

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i cannot believe pagenaud wins the championship this year