/mlb/

>Wojacks
At least be original when you try to make fun of us, cucks

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For me, it's NOT the kek scubas.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE CUBS CURRENT ODDS FOR THE DIVISION ARE:
>3%

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
YOU ABSOLUTE NINCOMPOOPS

ALL CUBS FANS ARE SHIT AND ARE SEETHING MAD

YOUR SEASON IS OVER
YOUR REASON TO LIVE: OVER

THREE PERCENT
THREE PERCENT
THREE FUCKING PERCENT

SEASON OVER ON TWO PITCHES

THEY HAD A LEAD
TWO PITCHES
NO MORE LEAD
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING HILARIOUS EVERYONE IN BASEBALL IS LAUGHING AT YOU

Hey mans it’s fine. Mets played like ass today and they shouldn’t be in the playoffs. I would rather see them settle on finishing above .500 and fixing their shit for next season. Would rather have an Edwin diaz than a kimbrel anyway lol

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>KIMBREL
>KRIMBLE
>KIMBRLEL

Scuba kek

My team is shit and they have a brighter future than the >Cusb lmao

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>CUBS
>CUBS
>CUBS

JOE MADDON IS A PEDOPHILE

>CUBS
>CUBS
>CUBS

ALL CUBS FANS ARE DEBILITATING ALCOHOLICS
DEBILITATING ALCOHOLICS THAT JUST WATCHED THEIR SEASON END ON TWO PITCHES

TWO PITCHES

ONE (1) PITCH
TWO (1) PITCH

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

HUMILIATED
BAMBOOZLED
TRICKED

THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO WIN
THEY WERE CELEBRATING A LATE CALL BALK AS THE SAVIOR OF THEIR SEASON

AND THEN

ONE (1) PITCH
TWO (1) PITCH
SEASON OVER

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH SHITCONGO RETARDS YOU ARE SEETHING FUCKING MAD AHAHAHAHAAHAH

>CUBS >6 GAMES BACK >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS >CUBS >KIMBRELL >CUBS >KIMBRELL >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER
>CUBS >6 GAMES BACK >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS >CUBS >KIMBRELL >CUBS >KIMBRELL >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER
>CUBS >6 GAMES BACK >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS >CUBS >KIMBRELL >CUBS >KIMBRELL >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER
>CUBS >6 GAMES BACK >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS >CUBS >KIMBRELL >CUBS >KIMBRELL >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER

YOU SEETHING ASS CLOWNS

Let me guess the umpdres. Because that would actually be a no sweaty.

>scub

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KRAIG CRUMBLE

CRINGECAGO CRUMB BUMS

SEASON OVER

COOOOOOOOBS

The Cubs have lost five straight games and four straight by one run. The last time they lost four straight games by one run was April 23-26, 1972.

>sports related thread got deleted
SEETHING CUBS JANITOR IS POOPING HIS PANTS IN RAGE

>CUBS

A little worse historically than the Padres and probably not gonna be good next year like the Padres should be.

i 100% thought we were losing as soon as disco got the hook. shows what i know kek

Lets go easy on the cubbies

CHICAGO -- Yadier Molina and Paul DeJong homered on Craig Kimbrel's first two pitches in the ninth inning, and the St. Louis Cardinals handed the reeling Chicago Cubs their fifth straight loss with a wild 9-8 victory on Saturday.

Marcell Ozuna also connected as the NL Central-leading Cardinals (88-67) won for the fifth time in six games. Dexter Fowler had two hits and two RBI, and Paul Goldschmidt also drove in two runs.

Chicago (82-73) used pinch-hit homers by Ian Happ and Tony Kemp and a solo drive by rookie Nico Hoerner to carry an 8-7 lead into the ninth. It looked as if it was on its way to stopping a costly slide that pushed it out of playoff position -- the Cubs began the day two games back of Milwaukee for the second NL wild card.

But Kimbrel (0-4) was hit hard again in his first appearance since he gave up Matt Carpenter's 10th-inning homer in the Cubs' 5-4 loss Thursday night.

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT!!!!

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Molina jumped on Kimbrel's first pitch for his ninth homer, touching off a rollicking celebration in the Cardinals' dugout. Kimbrel looked stunned as the ball soared into the bleachers in left-center.

DeJong then belted an even deeper drive for his 28th homer, sending the party on the Cardinals' half of the field to another level.

Signed in early June, Kimbrel has allowed a career-high nine home runs in only 20 2/3 innings this year, and has blown three of 16 save chances. He permitted seven home runs last season in 62 1/3 innings with Boston.

John Gant (11-1) got the last out of the eighth for the win, and Carlos Martinez finished for his 23rd save. It's the first three-game win streak for St. Louis at Wrigley Field since June 20-22, 2016.

Kris Bryant led off the Chicago ninth with a walk before Martinez retired three in a row. Manager Joe Maddon sent Javier Baez up to hit for Kimbrel with two out, but the All-Star slugger struck out swinging on three pitches in his first plate appearance since he broke his left thumb.

Give them cubbies a chance

Ozuna's two-run shot off Kyle Ryan gave St. Louis a 7-6 lead in the top half of the seventh, but Chicago rallied in the bottom half.

Pinch-hitting with Ben Zobrist on second after a one-out double, Kemp swung and missed at strike three, but Giovanny Gallegos was called for a balk. Given a second chance, Kemp hit a drive that drifted over the wall in center on a breezy afternoon.

The crowd of 40,071 roared as Kemp circled the bases with his first homer since he was acquired in a July 31 trade with Houston.

Happ's fifth career pinch-hit homer -- a two-run shot to the batter's eye in center -- tied it at 5 in the fourth. Hoerner led off the sixth with a drive to left off Ryan Helsley, putting Chicago ahead with his third homer in his 13th major league game.

NEARING THE END

The Cubs paid tribute to longtime broadcast partner WGN-TV with a pregame video. One member of WGN's crew for Cubs games threw out a ceremonial first pitch, surrounded by some of his veteran colleagues.

The Cubs will show their games on their own regional sports network beginning next year, ending their run on WGN after 72 seasons.

TRAINER'S ROOM

Cardinals: 2B Kolten Wong (strained left hamstring) was out of the starting lineup for the second straight game. "The good news is he's feeling good, he's moving around," manager Mike Shildt said. "We're just going to take it day by day. Encouraging, but no timetable at all." Wong got hurt during Thursday's 10-inning win over Chicago.

I'M COOOOOOOBSIIIIING

gay louis kek...

scuba kek

kek gay louis

This is psychotic

Coooobs

cusb ahahahahah

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Official >Cubs power rankings

1. Cubes
2. Cobs
3. Coobs
4. Cusb
5. Scuba
6. Scoo
.
.
.
9001. Crumbs
90000002. Cucks

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KKKKKKKKKKUBS

*breathe in*
*breathe out*

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ok lets go easy on our cubbie fans, these are rough times

Seriously, this mets team at least has fought back to stay in contention. If only this team didn’t lose so much in the first half they could have it a bit better, but I want them to improve on this and head into next season trying to get better

top kek flubs

HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP

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I say we console the cubbie fans. They are human beings too.

>No flubs

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Please have mercy on the cubbies

do the cups get swept and eliminated tomorrow

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Is that Zobrist's wife?

A SHITCONGO CLASSIC

This shitty fucking faggot NLC team is getting exposed by my Cardinals, a NLC POWERHOUSE

Take note you h
guido fucks, as Kimbrel blows yet another fucking save,

Take note coobers because a real team is at work, not your shitty bottom tier team,

CARDS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF SHITCONGO BULLPEN AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE SHITCONGO SCUBA ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE CARDINALS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT shitcongo CUSB are

holy fucking kek

the CARDINALS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh miami may actually be more pathetic than the new york mets LOL

honestly chicago might be the worst mlb team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO chicago fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF ILLINOIS

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT SHITCONGO ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i disagree i think they should be sent into outer space never to return and after they crash land in some remote galaxy our progeny kill them too

cubes is in a tier by itself

>BAJP is a cuck
Who would have thought?

BLACKED's new "milf" superstar? LOL YEP

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>zopiss

go back to boystown faggot LOL

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Tick tick cub fans

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Why don't more people use the best insult on this board?

Scuba is just stupid.

I'm a Royals fan. KYS cuck

w/e you say MO

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>Mest

SEETHING

How low can Detroilet sink?

They'll get better. They have money to add vets to a young team. Some team like the Padres will never get good.

>Pooston
>Miley

FOUND THE COOBSER

lol Moncada with a 2 rbi triple 10 seconds ago

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hehehe monitoring this thread

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Real talk. You think the Angels have a shot in 2020 if they land Gerrit Cole and another pitcher?

No

About damn time.

Depends on what other pitcher. If it's an innings eater on a shorter term deal like Wade Miley or Zack Wheeler, I think so. If they get an injury prone has been like Madison Bumgarner or Hyun-Jin Ryu despite recent positive results, it'll blow up like all of Arte's overpays for pitchers. Though Gerrit Cole is clearly a must if you're the Angels and you're looking to aim high next year with a window opening should the Astros take a step back.

wildcard at best as long as the astros and a's are there

Everyone hide *he's* here

Rangers are the real 2020 dark horse anyways.

Just a month ago I called the Bryce Harper walkoff the beginning of the end...and today was the official end.

LOL GET FUCKED CUSB

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>powder blues
Does the trick.

need a song for the cubes video

Scooby Doo is fine. The whacky sound effects fit too well.

BENNY HILL

Souljaquest

Scooby Doo Theme
Seconding this.

Go Cubs Go

but i already used the scuba doo theme twice

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

twitter.com/MLBNetworkRadio/status/1175077156583424000?s=09

just bought a phillies shirt but ive never not once seen them play, are they good? Im not american btw

Ah yes, I forgot Yea Forums had flags

wheeler and bumgarner will stay. Noah syndergaard will be traded soon with all his drama with the catchers

something has got to be going on with the Cubs pitching coach or staff when every pitcher they sign or trade for ends up fucking their shit up

Oh yeah well at least my city isn’t a bunch of bigots methinals fans

>bigots
cardinal fans look like they have more fan than the average cubes fan

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oh boy, is someone gonna tell him?

What is it with foreigners on Yea Forums and Chicago/Philly teams

So this is the true identity of BAJP

that guy looks punchable

that guy looks killable

Would love to have a beer with that guy, even if I'm infinitely more attractive than that. Real Chads don't judge on looks, but by character. In the end, we're all baseball fans.

All >Cusb trannies can do is flail their arms and we all know these people hate guns.

As you people know, I'm always on the hustle
>ENHANCED EDITION

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phillies and mets seasons are done tonight.

sorry, how'd you know it was me? I'm so sorry.

D-Backs still have a chance?

Much wow
Such cusb

i think they dont either. Its down to the cubs, brewers and nats now.

who you want to win the nl
who you think will win the nl

Brewers? Not even sure if they have a chance
Dodgers won't lose more than 2 games before making the World Series

How can one man with one nut be so high test and so based?

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imo i want the broors for that meme story

dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers dodgers

I liked the shirt idc if they suck

No idea. I would have assumed NY was the most popular among foreigners. Im trying to get a NY shirt too. Honestly baseball gear its aesthetic as fuck I dont care about the sport

It will be an NL Central World series

Astros vs. Cardinals or Brewers

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anyone but dodgers
dodgers

>smiling while swinging
2006 nlcs all over again

Brewers for all the shitposting potential but.....doyers will probably win it before collapsing in the eeries again.

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Most Desirable to Least
1. Brewers
2. Nationals
3. Braves
4. Dodgers
5. Cardinals
6. Cubs

gaysconsin: the post

pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/09/20/vazquez-facing-deportation/
Back he goes

How's the banana republic down there, Failinoisian?

Wtf racist

No one asked for your take, Cusbspie

>Cusb fan defending pie rats
Doubt.

Cardinals
Cardinals
The Braves, Dodgers and Nats are our bitch every time >we make the playoffs. I’m only remotely worried about the brewers and there’s a good chance they’ll lose to the dodgers before >we see them.

Only the resident Cusb fans here are unironic r/politics tier cucks. So try again.

Why can't the pie rats at least try to win

Everyone in the NLC except the reds are indifferent to the pirates. They’re just sort of there.

I sub the Brewers for Pirates in terms of indifference to somewhat liking
t. Resd fan

same. hate the c*bs and c*rds, generally don't mind/actually kinda like the brew crew and buccos (even when they're beaning us every 4 innings)

>play C-team
>still up 6-0
Lmao

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You take that back.

Rox @ Doyers

The NLC has been crazy this year. All the division lead changes. The Reds and Pirates fights. The Cusb implosion. The Pirates fighting each other and a pedo on their team getting deported. 30 for 30 the 2019 NL Central pls.

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Cards are my least faves always and forever, Pie Rats stem from general Cincy-Pittsburgh hatred of each other, Cusb will probably go back to indifference once they're shit again but their bandwagon fans from Indiana who shit up GABP are annoying

> their bandwagon fans from Indiana who shit up GABP

the only upside to those 'people' being there is reveling in their misery when the team they started watching three years ago loses. they're also terrible shittalkers

Indiana used to be Reds fans historically but I think the kids of once Reds fans turned into Cubs fans because of organizational incompetency.

>the team with the #3 win differential in the NL is going to miss the playoffs
>the team with the #10 win differential in the NL isn't
What a world

I mean run differential, whoops

that, plus the wgn effect for people my age and the maddon effect for zoomies

D-Backs wasted Ketel Marte's best season possible and a rotation that somehow got better after Greinke was dealt. What a world indeed. They should have clinched by this point.

that sweep against the mets killed them mate. Theres been a lot of games where the D-backs should've won that were close. Same applies for the phillies and mets

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>win blowout games
>can't win the close ones

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i'm actually curious to see, i wanna illustrate that. should i use wins or win differential on the other axis?

Southern Indiana lifelongs are the trashiest lifelong sub class. They're closer to the Reds or the Cards depending being on the east or west of the state. They didn't give a fuck about baseball and just watched Nascar or the shitty Colts until 2016, and then with the Kike Hernandez grandslam in the 2017 nlcs they all went back to Nascar and the shitty Colts.

The GABP bandwagon cam is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on a stadium screen though.

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Buffalo Belle is pure!

>Win differential
>Pie rats """""fans"""""

They also have a winning record vs. the Dodgers and Braves. It's really inexcusable.

>Braves
Not for long

I wish my team would do this to the Yankees and Red Sox fans who invade my home park

Camden Cam?

She craves the attention

>They also have a winning record vs. the Dodgers and Braves

Who does?

I would normally never sanction such coonery...but with the destruction of the cusb on their own faggot field today- NIG IT UP WITH NELLY(and probably julianna zobrist)

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qKNlcUwKs

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NLC hate chart

2-way hate:
Cubs/Cardinals
Cubs/Brewers
Cardinals/Brewers
Reds/Pirates

1-way “little brother obsession” hate:
Reds -> Cardinals
Reds -> Cubs
Pirates -> Cardinals

hoosierfag here
It was always regional. Southwest Indiana has always been Cardinals territory, southeast is Reds, but northern/central were always Cubs territory even when they were bad. The only exception to this are the white trash and niggers in Gary are white Sox fans.

not even worth a (You)

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>rags

gg tigs

The fuck it is. I lived in bloomington for almost 4 years and it was infested with lifelongs. You're right about everywhere else. Lafayette, Indy, South Bend, and Lake County are all cusb and have been as long as I can remember.

>Mfw I am PickCincy and I am flapping my jiggly stubby arms in autistic delight despite the cardinals re-establishing themselves as the division heavyweight today because my mom just got home with Cincinnati "cuisine" for dinner and she promised me if I'm a good boy and don't shit in her mouth when she changed my diaper this time she'll give me two helping of old chili on ramen and then when I'm done I can waddle back downstairs to bitch and moan about the wealthy, attractive St. Louis fans who post on the sports section of an anime imageboard

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>I lived in bloomington for almost 4 years and it was infested with lifelongs
>a college town with transplants from Chicago has chicago fans
Shocking. I lived in Evansville for 18 years, SW is cardinals territory by a mile

They hate Saint Louis 'cause they Ain't Louis.

Down in Terre Haute and Vicennes, it's mostly chadinals fans.

Isn't that because the Cardinals claim broadcasting rights over there? Anyone have the blackout map?

It’s also because St. Louis is just (barely) closer to Evansville and its metro area than Cincinnati.

I lived in the non-college part of the town, only 1 other guy in the entire plant i worked at also liked the Cardinals. Also why the hell would people from IL come to a IN public school and pay out of state taxes to get a half assed education? Their medical/dental school is the only thing worth a damn.

bloomington BLACKS the white sox, cubs, and reds. Lafayette BLACKS the white sox and cubs. I can't speak on any other city.

Reminder that Chicago """Pizza""" is eternally horrible

I had no idea it was this FUCKED

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>Des Moines, Iowa confirmed for large Homosexual population

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they shoulda picked some different colors, huh

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>The I of owa

INSPECTOOOOOOOOOOOOR

And to think Manfred laughs all the way to the bank with this shit. Sometimes life isn't fair.

are we sure the pittsburgh pirates are a professional baseball team?

ALC version of this on a historical level

2-way hate:
Tigers/Indians
Tigers/White Sox
Tigers/Royals
Indians/White Sox
White Sox/Twins

1 way "little brother obsession" hate
Twins -> Tigers
Royals -> Indians

based

People in Pittsburgh tend to forget about them. Sucks, their ballpark is beautiful.

>Live in Iowa
>Never get to watch baseball ever

they deserve better over there

Did you forgot Josh Bell's first half?

kind of

>only 4 games from 100

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>falseflags as mets shitposter
?

There's such thing as going too far.

Doesn't that mean they can watch any of those teams on cable whenever they're playing?

wild card is gonna be the following
nationals-broors
A's-rays

ayysrayys

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post the bosox girl

>Doesn't know his team's history
>Sammy Sosa inspired arms
You suck at this

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i'd appreciate it if you didn't photoshop other teams' hats on my head thank you

Gay louis kek

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Tfw the Braves win 100 and the doyers only get 99

>2019
>cable

Nah they don't. No Steelers fan should ever have anything nice.

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this, but unironically

or penguins fan

>twins relievers

>B

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We need the inspector on this stat.

Oh goody, cannon fodder for the Dodgers and Yankees/Astros

Well if you're not going to use cable you may as well pirate it instead of paying MLB.tv. So what's the problem then for Iowa MLB fans?

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That's not gay. That's just typical athlete bants. Never played ball in high school or college?

>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BEAT ST.LOUIS! NOW LEMME POST GAY LOUIS BECAUSE IM SO MAD!"

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Poorfag detected

Penguins should have relocated to Kansas City 10 years ago, they got lucky enough to win something in the nick of time.

inspector? oh inspector where are you?

no, just mlb.tv.

I would have been fucked in bloomington if I didn't have a VPN for my tv. I hope they never close that loophole for a lot of anons sake. When I moved last year back near chicago I renegotiated my comcast, and ended up getting free tv so I can watch the cubs and sox on there reliably and any playoff stuff if the MLB ever blocks VPNs like amazon, hbo, and netflix.

Generally basic cable won't have sports and you have to pay out the ass for the advanced cable with the games on it.

ek tloses ek

but winky I thought you were a girl loving chad

What are our chances of not finishing last in the division next year?

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Dont try fighting these guys. They are a conglomerate and literally thrive off posts like these. The best we can do is ignore and hope they go away. I dont even think they care about sports and are just here to shit the thread up.

why do so many good teams have no fans in this genny?

>fans in this genny

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They're out supporting their team unlike you. When's the last time you even bought team merchandise to support the cause?

because they dont want to post in the infected mess of ERG and a cubnigger

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>All dodgers 100 win series resulted in them not winning the World Series
seriously what the fuck is wrong with that team lol

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kyaa~!
sorry sir!

I'm sorry sir!!!
sir please!!
give me a second shot!!
pleas!!!

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shut the fuck up

I still don't get how those early 2010s Tigers never won the WS

You left

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I had no idea...

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Sadly one more year of being the AL East doormats.
Regional sport.

bullpen. Also they choked a fuck ton during 2012 and 2013. Also the feelgood story of the boston marathon bombing was a fuck you to detroit

Giants wanted it more. 5 outs away haunted them at every turn.

>The nacho man game
One of the best gamethreads, no a single cardinal fan in sight for that thread.

>4 people killed in Boston at this one event
>Meanwhile hundreds gunned down into the streets of Detroit every day
What the FUCK was Selig's problem?

;)

give me a second shot at redemption!!! please!!! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry!! I'm so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I"M SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Find winky

dude boston is sad lol
*wins 114514 championships in a decade*

>Wearing another man's name on your back

everyone dying from gun violence in detroit is a nigger so it's no big deal

Sink winky

winky again eh?

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Enjoy your ban.

God bless you cowboy kent rollins

interesing. Signal boosting this post.

Never had the bullpen.

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BUT BUT LE DIS IS MUH FUGGIN SHITTY MAN

Believe me as much I believe in conspiracies this ain't it and I'm a Tigers fan. Leyland's bullpen usage fucked us over. So many blown leads all because of this alone.

We need inspector gogers back in the general.

where’s the cummies poster?

>the royals have been at bat for 42 minutes

desu the bruins losing in 2013 and this year was great. Boston losing is amazing

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TWINSBROS???????????????

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Yeah well fuck baaaawston anyways

Wow
twinkietown.com/2019/9/21/20877528/game-155-royals-at-twins#comments

A message to the mets fan:
I am so sorry :/

See

lmao doesnt matter cos the injuns lost

kek tloses kek

TLOSES KEK!!!!1

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closer didn't do his job. went to another reliever who: 1. was bad earlier this year 2. went down multiple levels of minors and had to work his way back up and 3. did not do well the other time he appeared after he got called back up.
then they gave the major league debut to some dude i've never heard or seen of and would rather not see again this year.
oh well. take the blowout loss and move on

>doesnt matter
oooh nooooo

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Yeah my team's losing to a far far worse team this is nothing.

>2013
One of the best moments for Yea Forums, 2019 couldn't hold a candle to how the Bruins shit the bed against the Blackhawks.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/36970593

ohhhh no lool
>it doesnt matter!!!
ohhhhhhh nooooo!!!

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orin is for cute not this

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someone cuh this idiot, I'll drop the ringe

CUHHHHHHH

RIIINGE BRO CRINGE BRO CRINGE

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tloses kek tloses

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You made me look it up
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78519246

18-1 = 17 seconds

mestpie is the hero the general needs, but nobody wants

mestpie takes free-use facials

any indians fans on /mlb/ at the moment?

They're out supporting there team overtake the tloses

>be me
>minnishitty tloses kek
>give up seven!!! runs to the kansass city royals in the 9th inning kek
>w-w-w-w-w-we're going all the way! kek
kek!

as a mestpie im so sorry ;-;

>be tloses
>"i-i-i-it's our year!!!!"
>lose to the royals
OH NO NO NO NON!!!

if your team cant reach 100 wins, they wont do shit in the playoffs

mlb.com/video/must-c-russell-destroys-nachos-c1850121283
Fun fact, Nacho man went to the game with his 'girlfriend' and they broke up afterwards because he didn't bother to make sure she was alright after the play and basically cut her out afterwards.

NONON BROS MY TWINNIES CAN'T LOSE!!! NOT LIKE THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=QGc-iPc-9dE

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Can they do it? What's the remaining schedule?

NOOOOOOOOOO! PROTEST GAME PROTEST THE GAME!!!!!

NONON

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At least you're not about to lose to the Orioles

This is a conglomerate

How can anyone not love baseball?

mlb.com/cut4/marlins-player-hits-fans-beer-can-mountain-with-baseball

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You know people used to like you until you decided to play butt buddies with the cubnigger? For that just fuck off, the twins are in a better position than your pathetic franchise.

you used to be beloved..a man we could look forward too... a man we could count on... a role model...Mmmmm...well...now you...you asshole..do whatever you want *spits*

that was some damned good >cusb'ing earlier fellas, had a good time, getting pretty drunk now, seeya tomorrow for the finale

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My bad

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idiot asshole moron

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This. We have a discord where we talk. You were one of the greats!

there's a good chance tomorrow's game gets rained out so if they postpone it to the end of the season then they might not need to play it

I am the bocchi your parents warned about

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Kirino Kousaka? We need the Inspector.

re-post it, I was too late

BOCCHI NO!

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oh boy

It was yet another stupid cusb meme. Guess the mods are finally getting sick of the Cardinalsfag spamming.

That is amazing.

This place is a mess since I left. An absolute mess. I'm back in action. Just give me some time. I'm focusing right now on a "special few" posters. Anyone else is low priority. Please help with the investigation any way you can.

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Good.

Thank God.. bless you Inspector

Thank the lord, Inspector. Please let us know what you find out about Brush and Squid? The mysteries run very deep.

Thank YOU. You keep my energy up to keep on the grind.

We know. It's 2 Cusb trannies and ERG. I'd rather die of AIDS then know more.

Who is the one they call Dirt?

We trust you Inspector

Where does the tlosesfag play into that?

That's ERG falseflagging

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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godgers is erg

youtube.com/watch?v=sEKB7pi1mbc

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Bros...
We can't stop him...
We can't stop the Inspector.

Can't be. Godgers isn't the type to be into furfaggotry. ERG is likely a furry.

I always imagine you in this clip
youtu.be/modwWKIl2nw
Replace Mayor with Inspector and starring Rodgers

My gay brother is a furry and was on TV being a furry :3
I haven't talked to him in 10 years uwu :33

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.hmm..

Let's just take a step back. Where are the facts? The evidence? You are just speaking purely off of your own intuition. We need the hard facts. Until you come up with logical deductions that are sound proof, you are nothing more than a tool. Now welcome to non-priority list.

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I don't even know how to contact my brother at this point, even if I cared. I haven't thought about my gay furry brother in years.
He is gay and a furry, though. 6'3" (shorter than me) and has dire autism (shorter than me)

Who is Dirt?

What is the Quick Run Down on this, and is there evidence?

I wonder what my brother's been up to. Probably fucking guys. PROBABLY roleplaying. I wonder if he's dead from AIDS? They'd send some kind of notice, right? He was on Judge Mathis

youtube.com/watch?v=_ulwCsrWXwA
My brother is the one in the red shirt

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Kirino kousaka/

baseb
all

wow he's a lot cooler than you

Your days are numbered.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Wincinnati/

>doyers to lose another ws fuck yeah

wow, what a great collection of posts

My brother is OK. The furry autism is hard to overcome. I'd let him live with me if he was dying

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Erg/

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the New York Mets. I was a fan since before the 1986 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Shea Stadium, subscribed to Mets Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with the classic neon yellow highlighter we used back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of the Mets’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Wilpons, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brodie Van Wagenen tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Mets good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past ten months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Yankees are currently forty-six games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Yankees jerseys and show off our Pinstripe Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Mets hat into the garbage can.

Finally, peace.

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>implying they make it there

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>cusb

>cysb

>Cubs are their +112 run differential aren't going to make the playoffs
>Brewers and their negative run differential are

It's not fair.

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My gay furry brother has a 10 inch dick
Mine's close
We never measured

>NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING CUBS BROS THOSE RUNS AGAINST THE PIRATES WERE SUPPOSED TO CARRY OVER TO THE NEXT SERIES!!!!

God it's good having a fucking hog

We know you're gay, ERG. It's OK to come out.

How badly are the Brew Crew going to dab on Walgreens in the wild card game?

Thump my dick on stuff for fun

I'd tell you if I was gay, I don't think it would embarrass me. I like anime titties but if I liked bara dick that would be cool too. I mean what are you gonna do right
Hide it? Fuck that

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10-3 final. screencap it

Winky holds all the cards

If your team had a one-run lead in the ninth inning of game seven here in 2019, would you rather have Edwin Diaz or Craig Kimbrel on to try and close it out for your team?

erg bottom right
cusbpie bottom left pretending to be agirl as always

Hello fellow /mlb/eaners, which discord server is erg in? I am curious

This is the only discord I've ever talked in, ever
discordapp.com/channels/443203800728207371/557506703256584202
I'm "Tommy Lasorda"

THIS IS EYE OPENING

I never wanted to be famous... I just wanted to funpost. Always answering all questions... no need to talk around me... please...!

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As much as people meme, my choice of the 2 would be kimbrel because he has World Series Experience and isn't a former Mariner.

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me!
RESPECT ME!
RESPECT ME!
RESPECT ME!
RESPCT ME!

Based

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me!

I am so sorry... I did not know...

I had no idea... Now I know but...

youtube.com/watch?v=mpVmjqEYhRk

Everyone from Wisconsin hates the cardinals more than anyone, but nice try.

this is what you get for messing with the METS asshole!!

Sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=52YyX7_gzrs

Winky has run amok

mlb will let the broors into the world series so they finally shut the fuck up about 1982, when they lost the world series
t.broors fan

This.

You really think Manfred would rig the world series like that? Based on what?

Oakland's winning it. They're the only ones with a story. Big market, lovable losers. It's Oakland.

You think he wouldn't? Based on what?

we need the facts...

>oakland and milwaukee can't both be in the ws
user, I...

Based ... based on what

Give me the data

>milwaukee

>in the ws

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Boomers hate the Cards more, zoomers hate the Cubs more. I hate them both equally.

Still salty that you and steroid boi and that faggot beastmode meme couldn't win the 2011 NLCS?

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BOOMIE ZOOMIES!!!

What cha drinkin tonight based AJ

I'm not your average redditor... You see, I hate them equally.

that would be amazing

Psycho trucker gang takeover

Houston...

>milwaukee hasn't been to the ws three times

What about the Coobers?

Fuck with trucker gang and get the wheels

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Still having the Helles, I bought a case yesterday for the weekend.

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>tripfag
>calling anyone a faggot
No (You)s for (((You)))

i c wat u did thar

youtube.com/watch?v=dSlt0TzR9BA

desu I kinda am glad the team at least got it together in the 2nd half, but it was too little too late.

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nikaido >

youtu.be/8jixiPZvlro

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"I want to thank God for removing me from the Mets."

-Adeiny Hechavarría

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NONON IT WAS OUR YEAR IN JULY AAAAAAAA

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based

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>Nationals
>Winning in the post season

It won't happen but Brewers vs braves could be kino

Nice to see omeone posting mt OC

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this slut wants to fuck so bad she peed her pants

brewers would play LA most likely. Then again, who do the brewers start in that wild card? You know that washington will start scherzer, but who starts for milwaukee?

Go Royals

why are the rags so bad?
>rugs

Sorry

>cheering for a team that will lose 100 games
might as well just commit suicide

>"Tonight we're going to go trucking, so get comfortable, strap in your seatbelt and let the darkness take control."
This is true terror.

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They could get some homeless guy and win.
>playoff scherzer
>playoff nats

They crew, braves, and dodgers will all be hard wins for the cards

What a classless prick. I'm not even a Mets fan.

No, my life is small but pretty good, I'm pretty happy

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royayls wont win again for a LONG time but there's no denying it's a comfy team

What the fuck is his problem?

It was cool when they won but I just really like baseball. I turned on cubs cards in the breakroom the other day and was excited to watch the comeback
I don't love the cubs but I just wanted to see it happen. bottom of the 9th, 15 minute break
It was really fun

It's actually real. What the fuck?

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Truck this asshole

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>At :28 seconds. He said in Spanish "Le agradezco a Dios que me sacara de los Mets".
>Translation: "I thank God for taking me out from the Mets".

Sad thing is he's probably going to be benched for these statements despite them being completely right.

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All this butthurt
Imagine getting upset at a man thanking god. You soibois need to get the fuck out of sports. It's clearly to triggering for you

SOIIIIIIIBOYYYYSYS!

It's the right thing to do. Professionals should act professional.

for me it's gin +tonic+lemon juice+ sugar

He did nothing unprofessionally. He just said something you disagree with because of your bias as a fan. Now if he had said something along the lines of "YO FUCK DA METS" then youd have a case.

>mest

>Professionals should act professional
>Ozuna goes to the Astros after beating his gf
>Jenri Meija gets unbanned despite three PED suspensions
>Bryce Harper in general

Soi(lja)boy

Life is like a mest kek

Holf fuck I cum a lot

Calm down junior

Not a Mets fan.

Im bout to wankmyself

>Coobers

>unironically defending the Mest organization
You guys are just contrarian faggots.

Then you're an even weaker piece of shit upset over mean words that werent actually that mean at all.

>coomsb

A lot of people acting clueless why a guy would be thankful about leaving a team with awful management and a clueless GM that are going to miss the playoffs to probably making a playoff roster for the second seed division winner with a fantastic coaching and upper management staff, it's not hard and no one had a problem with Keuchel calling out the Phillies retarded GM two weeks ago

Because
>Philthies

cooming as I type this

No one cares about the irrelevant royals. Not a playoff team.

Coobsing

He's right, the last time the Mets did anything relevant was when you figuratively, and literally meme'd their way to the World Series after getting past the choking dodgers and mopping up the Cubs who was hobbling victor of the War of the Central.

Just gimme some time

tloses kek

It's late night /mlb/... You're in for a bad time
youtube.com/watch?v=-BTrspwpooo

I...
I coomed all over my screen bros

Hey I made thos edits

What do you bros do when you're not at work or watching baseball?

>i built little plastic soldiers and read books about those plastic soldiers fighting wars 40,000 years in the future.

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The cubs own you

I drink , smoke weed sometimes, listen to music, read stuff maybe, take walks or hikes, enjoy nature, play games, and wank

i build models too

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for me it's alcoholism and WoW Classic

Making memes

I might try weed in January when it's fully legal in IL. I only smoked it a few times in college, and man I slept really well, and became more interested in my homework for classes. Hell, it even lowered my golf score. BUT when it comes time to work, nuh uhh uhh, can't smoke weed, but feel free to take all the alcohol, opiates, and benzos you want that will eventually kill you.

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shitpost on /mlb/ while waiting for more baseball

doggie doos

I school, lift,photoshoop for shitposting purposes, vidya and make videos. Playing

I want to be a real girl

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THANK SALARY CAP BABBY THEO

Someone's lookin for a beatdown eh?

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I look so fly while giving beatdowns on the genny.

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Alright who's next! I'll take any of you on!

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I might actually learn how to use photoshop this winter. I had a lot of fun today using MSpaint for all dank shitpost OC. I imagine it's even more when when you can actually make good OC, but they MS paint shit I post making videos could be fun too, because I was going to do it this year, but I wanted to make a twitch channel of me just watching baseball games explaining baseball, talking about stats and talent scouting, compiling data from other sites and using it to attempt to make new metrics, and of course getting drunk yelling at the tv(like these last 3 cards@cubs games) and see how quicky I was banned. All I need is a shitty webcam, i have a badasss rig of a computer.

i forgot to reply and I posted it !

THANK SALARY CAP BABBY THEO

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Might be the only time somebody posted it that wasnt me tbqhwyf

Yeah I finally decided to crack it and started using it mid last year. It has really taken my skills to the next level. A lot of my first shops were just experimental but the more and more I did it the less control I had. Do a twitch channel for the late season and playoffs, I dont have a twitch but I think you can still watch it

good night /mlb/ today was fun as fuck. the vocaroo shit talking to me earlier was hilarious, the cusb gamethread and shitposting...

tomorrow i have to setup like 5 damn screens because all this shit is on at the same time:
>bauer's last start of the year
>cards/cusb
>jets/patriots
>Baltimore/KC
>sox/detroit

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vocaroo.com/i/s0UUBNHnIqCT

>477

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>479

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don't do it

cool guy below me

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great guy above me

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youtube.com/watch?v=mtAhIB0kaaM

god i wish that were me

bout to go watch quick pitch and pass out lads. seeya tomorrow for some more >cusb’ing

kek tloses

We're making another anime OP just to show you who's the boss of this board.

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Please make casual see-through tomboy OP

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You said please, so I'll give you a short haired girl with tan lines.

Give up, you lost

Hand clap is the only good part of that.

not if I make it first.

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left superior to right

Niceeee

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>rags

Neither of them are bigger than a B cup

Left got a better angle, they're both kinda goofy looking

500

You win this time...