/cric/ worcestershire btfo edition

simon harmer is so fucking based
its poetic. was never gonna get noticed turning the ball in square in county cricket but now hes won a brainletbash tournie hes gonna get fast tracked into the english side . life has a funny way of handing you exactly what you deserve

/cric/ btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=gjVk4GnLDPc

remember watching ravi bopara play test cricket in the ashes 10 years ago with my dad at lords
dont think he did particularly well

Lads, I fugged a chubby Chinese hooker today and the condom broke.

Semen leaked out of her vagina just like in the porns.

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umm yeah

based

how good is cricket lads

Oh my

/ourguy/
cant wait to see this lad spinning it miles for england

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TWO LITTLE BOYS HAD TWO LITTLE TOYS
EACH HAD A WOODEN HORSE
GAILY THEY PLAYED EACH SUMMER'S DAY
WARRIORS BOTH OF COURSE
ONE LITTLE CHAP THEN HAD A MISHAP
BROKE OFF HIS HORSE'S HEAD
WEPT FOR HIS TOY THEN CRIED WITH JOY
AS HIS YOUNG PLAYMATE SAID
DID YOU THINK I WOULD LEAVE YOU CRYING
WHEN THERE'S ROOM ON MY HORSE FOR TWO
CLIMB UP HERE JACK AND DON'T BE CRYING
I CAN GO JUST AS FAST WITH TWO
WHEN WE GROW UP WE'LL BOTH BE SOLDIERS
AND OUR HORSES WILL NOT BE TOYS
AND I WONDER IF WE'LL REMEMBER
WHEN WE WERE TWO LITTLE BOYS

LONG YEARS HAD PASSED, WAR CAME SO FAST
BRAVELY THEY MARCHED AWAY
CANNON ROARED LOUD, AND IN THE MAD CROWD
WOUNDED AND DYING LAY
UP GOES A SHOUT, A HORSE DASHES OUT
OUT FROM THE RANKS SO BLUE
GALLOPS AWAY TO WHERE JOE LAY
THEN CAME A VOICE HE KNEW
DID YOU THINK I WOULD LEAVE YOU DYING
WHEN THERE'S ROOM ON MY HORSE FOR TWO
CLIMB UP HERE JOE, WE'LL SOON BE FLYING
I CAN GO JUST AS FAST WITH TWO
DID YOU SAY JOE I'M ALL A-TREMBLE
PERHAPS IT'S THE BATTLE'S NOISE
BUT I THINK IT'S THAT I REMEMBER
WHEN WE WERE TWO LITTLE BOYS

incredibly strong and powerful look
what could have been if SA cricket wasnt such a disgrace

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Pavement

Feel like pure shit lads just want it back

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starting up an emo band called PTSDeano

>India vs SA brainlet bash
Based

I'm normally critical of our bowlers but I don't think they were that bad desu, Bopara just batted well. Biggest mistake was from Parnell bowling full and straight to Harmer in the final over, when he should have just stuck with the strategy of bowling it into the deck. But hey, we probably didn't deserve to make it through the semis desu, so I'm just happy I got to watch the mighty Sauces in two nail-biters today. Fabulous summer of cricket all in all, even if it's ended on a sour note for the pride of the West Midlands

>play warne parnell in a game of cricket
>lose
>act surprised

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Is Warne Parnell related to Shane Warner?

This. Parnell was always dogshit.

no but i believe he might related to david warne

ah yes, the foremost cricketing GENIUS of our times

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Still haven’t had brekkie

ah yes, the foremost cricketing GENIUS of our times
youtube.com/watch?v=k-sr0Hn3ebg

plan to spend all day tomorrow masturbating to sasha gray

bro it is shakib

oooo boro.. it is very sad ...:for Bangladesh

WE NEED GLOBAL WARMING.

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Moises didn’t play for Portugal what a dog

youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ey-h-KUXA

Off to Coles, need anything?

spotted blabla in the wild ngl

based big billy

pack of twinings green tea with lemon

Organic figs
Manuka honey
Walnuts
Ooo..also check if they have specials on Underarmour polos
tabla x

>Stoinis last ball ton
fuck why are wogs so enthralling and handsome lads
god I wish I was Greek

what's even the point of one day cricket anymore now that the world cup is over
scrap this marsh cup shit and replace it with more Shield, simple as

yes a big paying blue collar job with a strong trade union behind it for me and an immortality pill for my mother

one dayer cup is unironically the only limited overs tournament I care about. got this quality to it that's difficult to quantify

How are you boys watching the Marsh Cup? I can't stream it from cricket.com.au this year

Kayo mate
what, are you poor or something?

little bit yeah haha

is /cric/ going to get behind the mighty South Fremantle to defeat Subiaco in the WAFL grand final this arvo?

Big Billy going at 1-7 off 4

Big Billy 5, 8, 2, 1.60

Any /brit/ or /britpol/ lad in?

Big billy got the wog

bed
see you in about 10 hours

Kayo ;)

anyone know if you can bring alcohol to a marsh cup match

Mitch marsh literally sitting next to me at Cott beach

pics

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>Asian gf
Yeah Im thinking this is BASED

nah mixed with something but not asian

Holy mother of BASED

How you holding up/cric/?

looking good mate

Going up against Roger Federer on day two in Switzerland, Kyrgios was on top after claiming the opening set 7-6 before the two men were on serve to start the second set at 1-1.

Unfortunately it was in the third game of the set when Kyrgios lost his way and as he made his way back to the bench he explained to his teammates what caused the spiral.

“I lost concentration, I saw a really hot chick in the crowd. Like, I’m being jarringly honest — I’d marry her right now. Right now,” Kyrgios said as he returned to the bench

alright mate and you?

think you've got too much pudge for me to call you a vampire

I was behind the lens mate

Good m8, good

Queensland going to cruise home I reckon boys

Cheeky Zinger Box on the cards I reckon ;)

Howling at Nair's run up

Why don't Renshaw and Burns open for limited overs

Burns and Bancroft I reckon would be a good shout , both are consistently some of the top batsmen in this tournament

Struggling to name good Victorian cricketers

Bancroft plays for WA mate
just wondering why they don't open for Queensland

oh thought you meant international

such a useless state
Australian cricket exists only thanks to WA, NSW and Queensland

So frickin’ true

Are Herschel backpacks good?

mine has lasted me four years at uni

Thinking of picking one up from Myer

I reckon you do get jipped on the price but everyone else charges the same

Is Herschel Walker related to Herschel Backpacks?

come on ya schmucks one more time for hershel

say anything?

Yeah, not sure if it’s worth $140

Fuck Essex

nah gave him space

with half the country hating him I reckon he must be sick of the attention

typically, how long does it take a room temperature tinny to get to the ideal level of coldness in the freezer?
about 20?

Wrap it in a damp wrap and should take 10-15

Smart chap

>try new take away place with good reviews on google
>it fucking sucks

cannot stand cunts that take the last couple stubbies in the fridge and don't put another six pack in ahead of time
have some fucking foresight you useless dickhead

They've got cold beers and you don't so who is really winning here

Wonder if there are still cricketers that smoke darts
what with all the 'health and fitness' hokum plaguing professional sport today I bet there aren't any left
pretty much every cricketer smoked once upon a time and I think the game is poorer for it now

most australians do just not every day

smarsh was caught smoking between tests once

imagine being from a country that doesn't live and breath sport in the way anglos and celts do

>Bard Simplson on pooicide watch
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO

but they're in the same boat when they finish that one
nah that was after the Sydney test when they were celebrating after winning the ashes
Probably feels like it was between tests because of all the manufactured media outrage

south americans finna be like "b-b-but we really really care about this single shithouse ballkick """"sport"""""

the coward joe root puffing away with yorkshire beefcake tim bresnan

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Yeah mixed bag mate
Got my industry placement for the summer, which I need to graduate my degree. I was worried I'd be held back a semester, so it's a massive relief for me. Also looks good on the resume and I've that if I don't fuck it up, I'll be offered a grad role there too.
On the personal side, not so flash. Uni and part time work has been so difficult this semester that I've hardly had time to catch up with mates. I've barely spoken to them the past few months, and they're planning a Japan trip without me (which I couldn't go regardless due to the aforementioned placement). I don't blame them really. Hoping to push myself to get more involved with them in the coming few weeks.

gonna watch the scotland v ireland game in the hope that scotland can pull something off because the paddies have been a little too cocky for my liking recently

in the world eggball championship btw

nvm they are getting pumped

I'm Irish whenever the rugby is on

i am more irish than english in terms of blood but I despise the irish rugby team

>mums side is irish and dads is scottish
guess I'm irish today

BASED summer internship at an engineering firm lad

this kind of over-compensating, pseud alpha masculinity banter is only ever spewed by closeted homosexuals

he didn't say it to the cameras just got caught on the microphone

matters not

matters a bit

nah, your hero's plundering the Dutchman's Cove, sorry you had you hear about it like this

I dont get a gay vibe from him more that he's incredibly insecure, and a very angry young man

Now this is based

youtube.com/watch?v=vw54iuakPmk

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Did you tell him he's a useless cunt?

lots of young lads in the crowd, good to see

Byzantium rising

they call me asian-then-indian fwb bro

BASED Unimelb bro

>ABC’s Richard Glover had Sydney’s Anglican Archbishop, the Reverend Glenn Davies on his Monday Political Forum, looking at the good things about the current record-breaking drought.
>"If God is benevolent why does He need us to pray?" Glover asked. "Why doesn’t he see the pain of the farmers and bring rain anyway if He has the ability to do so?"
>"The reason why God withholds rain," the Archbishop replied, "is so that people might become dependent upon Him and recognise they are dependent upon Him."
>"But you're saying He withholds rain in order to bend us to His will?"
>"No ...in order for us to recognise we are dependent upon Him ... What God wants us to do is recognise that we’ve actually been created by Him, for Him and He's planned a way in which we can be in good relationship with Him and sometimes He will bring drought, or flood, or fire . . ."

based retard

the catholic church answered that question fucking ages ago

doing a poo lads

God seems like a bit of an abusive husband desu
>I’ll treat you like shit just so you remember that you’re nothing without me

Holy coincidence!!
S A M E!!

God seems like a soft cunt and I could batter him all over the shop

Ummm ..ya ..gonna NEED an update on dis x

is there any sport on?

england are giving tonga a jolly good rogering in the rugger
some divegrass on this afternoon

We call it a Nottinghamshire around here

going for a Nottinghamshire's performance in the last two overs needing 11 to win with 8 wickets in hand in the Vitality Blast semi-final

lads

going for a vitality blast

crowd was grim wherever they were playing today, somewhere in queensland

ryan sidebottoms long flowing locks

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7486343/Dancing-Ices-Ryan-Sidebottom-hair-transplant-showbiz-career.html

recently became aware of Nigella Fuckson lads
BIG FAN NGL
post Nigella Fuckson

mirth x

going for a Kohli

>Australia and Englands' cricket seasons are overlapping

how frequent is this? never noticed it before

NIGELLA FUCKSON
i wanna FUCK she
NOWT complicated
SIMPLE as

world cup means our season went further into autumn than usual
I have nothing to base this on but I would say usually this doesn't happen

they normally won't play cricket in England that late in the year. It's a subtle difference but notice how the weather was even more fucking awful than usual over there?

Does anybody know yet why Joe Clarke didn't come out to bat? Only explanation I can think of is that the JUDAS was too COWARDLY to face the BASED Worcestershire attack just a year after leaving the club, but surely there's more to it than that?

feel like shit just want test cricket to start again tbqhwyl

might /rwc/

grim

>trying to listen to air traffic control
>just background noise
think something's wrong with the transmission lads

think he's related to herschell gibbs you fat cunt

truthbomb- maharaj is actually pretty good and this sub wanks off harmer because of le oppressed white man 4 chan maymay. harmer is probably better desu but it's not like it's bavuma tier quota pick

*scores a muscular 175 (427)*

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>dab scaffolding
based

Prince Andrew and Megan Markle cry out for an accidental car crash

most of Sir Alastair Cook's scores above 130 were scored at 50 SR or better

LADS IS IT WRONG TO WANK TO TRANNIES ASKING FOR A FRIEND

>Troy total war
epic
>one of those half arsed Saga ones
grim

total war franchise would be on the mount rushmore of british video games I think

is the Bard here
request la x
youtu.be/CMSAELTTgrk [Open]
OR
youtu.be/G8M5kq-pujw [Open]
preferably both x

total war, timesplitters, GTA, and worms?

>it's essentially a video game adaptation of the movie
yikes don't think I'll be playing it at all lads

Nice digits.

didn't really think about the others but I don't think that's far off
played the shit out of timesplitters 2 back in the day
think you have to have tomb raider in there even though I never thought they were that great and yanks acquired the franchise and swiftly turned her from a slightly flirtatious titcow into a flat chested humourless 'badass' girl, very predictable

>played the shit out of timesplitters 2.
same, and it was better than 3.

always used to play virus mode on ice station with my 2 brothers
don't speak to them much any more

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couldnt even say what my fav level was they were all peng

Rachel is such a waifu, no? Just imagine Neil and Rachel growing up together, jamming, talking about their favorite bands. Why even live, if you didn't have an experience like this?

ooooooooo.....ooooooooooo ooooooo

inb4 'Can't find the chords but here's an Oasis track'

just dabbed on /tennis/ in da virtual wogball lads

Lemmings, Dungeon Keeper, something by Rareware, though a lot of them did Timesplitters

Not their best work desu but the album opener was good.

Although I will say they were exceptional when I went to see them in Oxford.

Went to see one match all season, Derbyshire vs Lancs at old trafford. they were rolling but of course we get slapped about the one time im there

nothing on lads? I'm remembering some mega drive games: micro machines, cannon fodder, sensible soccer, mutant league football, speedball 2, general chaos. Power Monger was another one. I know they're not all British.

irish cucket was a mistake
wish france played instead

>cucket

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I don’t like Irish cricket.

OH NO

I love it!

Irish swing bowling > French cricket

youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ey-h-KUXA

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For me lads, it’s the elite cricket
youtu.be/tPVgxbmOhbs

real sebbo hours

So true

global recession looms
tipping it to be the end of capitalism

Proxy off noose on comrade zachy

I have nothing to do at work for two weeks, so I took the scores of all the 2018 first division county championship matches and distilled them into an exponential decay formula for each inning that I use to generate random weighted numbers as scores so now I can simulate two theoretical average squads playing against each other.

and to think, you could've just played some nice jrpg instead.

>inning
Imagine having two weeks full-time to learn anything about cricket and fucking up such a basic detail.

these homosexuals...

we say it like that in Ireland, and we say batter instead of batsman all the time too

The incel pedo richo

grim
might keep a few K in cash around

looks like india got de cock

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

just because your sport is dead and gay dont mean that you can come over and ruin hoc you virigins

I've always felt that my /hoc/ posting added something to the discussion. Sometimes I even get a reply, usually from a Canadian or a Finn, nice chaps.

Real sebbo hours should never be compromised by a racist tirade.
You are hereby rejected by /cric/.

bet all your randomly weighted numbers hover around 400lb

Victoria are fucking shot lads

POW POW POW POW POW

rate my new bocker

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Looking good mate

slick
epic
totally wicked and awesome

>The 2019 World Cup Final
>Those were the days tell yuh what

>There are people in this very thread that dont have a growing property portfolio
Must suck knowing that you dont have solid investments that will only rise in value

Thinking about the cricket

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>all out for 185

Is Modi going to help spread cricket in America lads?

Should’ve spent on proactiv when you were younger.

The sneed version of this is epic

Of course he likes the most worthless meme of the last 5 years

Victoria sucks at producing cricket players
I can really only think of Bill Lawry
All the great cricket players come from NSW and WA

I.
II.
III.

eins
zwei
drei

Burns
Denly
Burns(fake moustache)

>Of course he likes the most worthless meme of the last 5 years

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Just want Test Cricket back on lads
Suffering right now, need to know which nation has a test series next

Honestly can’t wait for USA cricket to land test status next year.

India vs South Africa starts next week

malaysia rising

Might get Kayo then, but it sucks spending that much for only cricket

>only watches cricket
get off my /cric/ pooskin scum

if it's not on free tv otherwise here it's probably a shit sport

Nothing else is interesting
Except for Tennis

Honestly, /cric/ in the post-Ashes lull during Australian hours has to be the most grim experience of my life.

Seriously lads imagine being such a blowie/cazzie/bandwagoner that you abandon a sport and its general as soon as >you aren’t playing

>2.8 Stars
Shant be using it on my telly or phone, might not even pay for kayo after reading some reviews

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>>>/India/

Reckon it doesn’t get AFL in the States.

Kayo is pretty good. Plenty of sports to choose from.

HOES MAD

What are they even complaining about, it's just an app that streams sport. Any problems with it would come from a shit internet connection

The app is decent, it lets you watch 4 games simultaneously

for me its the 2010 flash crash

For me, it's the 2000 Crash Bash

for me it's drawing on points but then declaring yourself the winner using a rule no one has ever heard of before

Revenge looms

For me it’s the clear and unequivocal English victory over the savage Poo Peelanders.

Feel like killing myself lads just want him back.

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Currently couldn’t care less about cricket. I’m in rugby mode

Rugby?
More like Thugby

So true

one eye on the Marsh Cup one eye on the rugby third eye on the Brownlow

they're the defending champions

Literally how?
Should be a * next to that win, they never really vs full strength NSW or WA

Honestly lads? I reckon clear liquor is the test cricket of beverages. That oak barrel brown shit is the brainlet drink.

Victoria could actually win this lads

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TASMANIA

Just opened /rug/ and there's poosonality drama already

JUST

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Tasmania fans in damage control over the LBW lads

where mate

its a yodel from me

KEK

realized it tonight lads
zachy has the perfect hairline to be a living archetype of the coomer

Just read the first few posts
KEK

NEED the post pictures lads

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so true

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WA shat the bed after going undefeated in the round robin

pure luck really, the Steve Bradbury of the one dayer cup

Tasmanian footy team is delayed another 10 years after that showing

Test

cricket

is

cricket

although

I'm gay

so prefer

hockey

Maybe

taco

my

dog

Could

dab

Reddit

into

Zachy's

giant

Balding

bald

Baldy

hairless

hair-raising

sneed

Erections

Whats been going on lads? I'm Dublin sebbo also known as eirzona. Haven't been posting much at all. Any sebbo drama? We all been shit posting in rug for thier gay world cup?

Haha I knew it!

Uno
Dos
Tres

the 37 year old dog diddling super obese yank from the cultural wasteland of arizona

>Jonny Bairstow left out of England squad
absolutely based

>no Foakes

le fraud strikes again

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Sibley in

Dwayne Sibley

youtube.com/watch?v=FSCAgUHYGXQ

BAHAHAHAHA

>M-MUH GLOVES
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

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based denmark beat q*tar

for me, its Nicolaj Laegsgaard

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in what?

AND I GET UP THINKING THAT
YOU MIGHT BE THERE
YOU MIGHT BE THERE
BUT YOU'RE NOT

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cricket

>some expat pakis beat some expat pakis

international cricket is a meme

>Saqib Mahmood

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nah denmark team is like half danes. cricket in denmark is an actual thing unlike cricket in qatar or something

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check the scorecard vs qatar . cricket in denmark is well established as far as euro teams go

being butt hurt is well established as far as you go

youtube.com/watch?v=FurMQwYH90Y

this persian bloke I was friends with absolutely mogs everyone in this country ridiculous how handsome he is

twitter.com/JoshButler/status/1175993960440840192

post pic.

love a handsome man, me.

the world dangles in front of iran it needs only to reach out and take it

Please don't. I'm in the TA part time and hoping to avoid going to actual war.

is Josh Butler related to Jos Buttler?

BOWLING GARY

needs some R&D into getting a faster toasting crumpet

for me it's butter that can be immediately spread straight out of the fridge

foakes robbed

for me it was, is, and forever will be semi skimmed milk.

never had an issue with this bad boy

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I've got a solution for this problem
keep your butter in a butter dish and not in the fridge

goes off

I buy French butter generally

tastes so much better it's insane our companies get away with the shit they put oht

fair enough for a household, but a block of butter would last me over a month

>Bairstow dropped
Now THIS is based

have you considered being bigger fat cunts? just generally introduce more butter into your diet

alternatively keep it in the fridge and just blast it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds when you want to spread it

Vikings!

melts under harsh Australian conditions. They or the kiwis invented real butter that spreads from fridge but if you don't put it back in the fridge it goes melty and then if you do put it back in the fridge it goes hard again.

it's not 40c in their kitchens mate

Mahmood my son

bougie cunt, guillotine soon

grime

>negative interest rates
poollapse on the cards

>minimum temperature keeps rising
pooicide on the cards

I used to live in Brisbane

based fucking sebbo

space cricket wa uchuu no cricket de aru

youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

can be

extremely concerned
at least we're just looking at a good old fashioned slide into a recession and not a GFC

hi, i lost my finn and was wondering if anybody saw him here. he may be drunk, cold, and scared, so please don't approach him too aggressively if you do

can't watch any fucking cricket thanks to Foxtel
ridiculous having fucking domestic cricket locked behind a paywall

Big Billy a bit shit today

WA runs things

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bigfooty.com/forum/threads/marsh-one-day-cup.1224805/page-6#post-63006670
we're in here boys

hmm

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thinking about Matthew Kuhnemann

Cricket legend Shane Warne has been banned from driving for 12 months after he admitted speeding.

The 50-year-old pleaded guilty at Wimbledon Magistrates' Court to driving at 47mph in a 40mph zone in a hired Jaguar car in Kensington last August.

The Australian, who was not in court for the hearing, already had 15 penalty points on his licence for five speeding offences from April 2016.

He was also ordered to pay a total of £1,845 to the court.

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>Internet sensation Pavel Florin is set to roll his arm over down under after Surrey Hills Cricket Club announced the Romanian would be joining the club for a number of matches in November

The final is going to be WA and Queensland, can't see anyone else touching them

You thirdies really can’t figure out why the civilized world laughs at your “sport?”

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mate even aussies need leg side/off side labeled or they can't understand it
it's actually pretty cringe since you can figure it out if you know the batsman's handedness, and if you're scoring the match you should know this

what the fuck are you on about dumb cunt

>he doesn't know about wagon wheels

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>put a wagon wheel on the screen
>have to label leg side and off side
absolute state of brainletbash viewers

lmao fucking retard

>this brainlet doesn't know stoinis bats right-handed
holy mother of KEK

>not knowing stoinGOD is a rightie
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

you can reply to each other’s post, retards, so you can talk to one another

Don't fall for it dear bros

>giving brainlets a (you) whilst giving based sebGOD a (you)

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so true
sick of this poosonality shit in based /cric/

>replying to yourself
cringe

fuck off zoomer

/cric/ is /hoc/‘s bith

SEPTIC TANK YANK

cric more like cringe

Oh dear

This is just awful.
How do you Ozzie guys even post in here anymore.

I don't just hoping there'd be a bit of footy chat
might pop over to /rwc/

wouldn't bother
/rwc/ has become /seb/ again

which "footy" we talking here?

So lads, will i be alright with a 200k mortgage if we end up in a recession?

honestly? no idea
depends how hard your particular bank cops it

>Cricket Australia has moved to avoid a repeat of the controversial World Cup final in the BBL and WBBL by adjusting the playing regulations to ensure that further Super Overs take place, instead of a boundary countback, in the event of a tied game and a tied Super Over.

me? mentally cooked by this

KEK fucking pozzies

Based CA btfo of the ECB and ICC
England and NZ should play a super over first thing of the next ODI World Cup

Based sebbo

Good morning from Dublin

Feels good being a Queenslander lads
Reminder that Queensland runs cricket here in Australia

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Aussie rules, Brownlow was last night

unless NSW gets their test players the cup is just the WA Queensland show. no one else can compete with their white ball setups

Wrong. Sebgang runs cricket worldwide

based Big Billy

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wonder what life is like for someone as stupid as stanlake

bet he sleeps soundly each night unlike me

based Renshaw chucking filth

fuk school

G’day bla

So true
So true
So true

fuk off assignments

Might commit some cheeky suicide in the near future lads
Just want test cricket back on again

Shouldn't the 100 quench your thirsty body?

The most terrifying words in the English language are "Pitching in-line, impact in-line"

t. Shane Watson

On my way home from Uni on the bus, lads.

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Big fan of this webm

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QUEEN

Dumb kid's seethin kek
Careful, based Prez will have you rubbed out

Wouldn't mind being rubbed out by her desu

beautiful weather
uni is piss
cricket on the telly
footy is reaching its peak
life is good

>cricket on the telly

not seeing it lad

>Josh can't afford Foxtel
>Josh isn't following the based Marsh Cup

more like josh doesn't care to afford foxtel
get it right bla

I need a mid morning pick-me-up /cric/
i'm hungover at work as usual and didn't have time to shower
tell me i'm pretty

you're pretty

bit insincere sounding

breathtaking

If you want to know what Arizona is like, watch the first 10 minutes of Day of Anger starring Lee van Cleef.

No sweety, New South Wales runs Australian cricket

bro...you are very pretty boy

definitely need to sort out my diet and stop drinking so much pretty soon
I have the complexion of an elderly irishman

Isn’t that the same complexion as your average Welshman?

is that meant to make me feel any better?

>being ashamed of looking welsh
Racism is alive and well in England lads

the fat cunt is referring to me having a welsh surname
he thinks every british poster is me . rent free

it's not that he no doubt has no clue what's welsh and what isn't, it's just another part of him desperately trying to insert himself in any joke that he can being the sad pathetic sack of shit that he is.
he saw zachy make a few welsh jokes recently and decided that he too should make welsh jokes so zachy will notice him and hopefully praise him. just sad more than anything

Also in his fifth decade of existence kek

Like a fucking fiddle lads.

*flies over your match for five minutes*

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>mfw

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kek, that side to side alpha waddle of his along with the camera zoom out is comedically perfect.

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kek

what did we do to deserve this lads. ive just about had enough

i'm thinking about cricket again

we're in /rwc/ mate

I'm thinking about us again

Make sure to start up hibi/cric/ when this thread reaches bump limit lad

BASED

Love Test Cricket
Love ODI's
Love T20's
Hate The Hundred

I just can't seem to understand how one nation can create a great game like cricket, but then go on to ruin it later

time to do the research and learn that the dutch invented cricket

indeed, but who invented french cricket?

Yea, and the Aztecs or Mayans invented basketball
Or many other countries inventing the precursor or similiar of countless other sports

>Afghan and the Bangas are joint winners for the t20 tri series they had

nah direct link