/nfl/ early but who cares edition

i just hate cuck cousins because he's trash

I loved Kirk when he was the Redskins QB. Best QB we've had since Mark Brunell. He'll turn it around and have some big games

>WAS: Jordan Reed (concussion) ruled out for MNF

Reed was concussed in the 3rd preseason game and still has not come back, this is getting ridiculous

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Trubisky had a meme year, so the networks thought they were actually good.

I bet chiefs fans think their team is above average haha i can’t win til 3 years from now when they all forget about football again

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>He'll turn it around and have some big games
if he could play like how he did against the rams last year year minus a few turnovers, and the defense steps it up, the vikings will be a superbowl contending team, but kirk is a .500 at best and sometimes the defense doesn't show up, so i don't zimmer's defense carrying the vikings into the superbowl.

>a muzzie normalizing beheading
>ha-ha it's funny user! Let's behead in the name of all--I mean Brady.

>ring ring ring ring
Hello?

MUH DOOOBALLL

LETS GIVE IT UP, EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE JACKSONVILLE DOOOBALLS.

A TEAM FULL OF LITERAL MONGOLOIDS, NFL REJECTS, SUPPORTED BY THEIR SUBHUMAN, ALIGATOR FUCKIN, INBRED POPULATION.

GIVE IT UP, CLAP FOR THE DOOOBALLERS. GOING 1-17 THIS 2019 SEASON.

trust*

HELP

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If you actually understood how successful professional betting works, you’d realize this is false. Maintaining >55% betting % doesn’t mean you’re you’re gonna be able to hit that milestone week to week, only hit it consistently over a long stretch of time. So you can’t just go YOLO and bet your entire net worth every week and expect you’ll be at least 5% richer every 7 days. You bet only a limited percentage of your entire fund. Any sports bettor will inevitably experience bad weeks and good weeks, the difference being and due to that nature, were you to bet everything every week, winning makes you several time richer, but losing every pick would literally make you broke.

>Not fapping to Minchad's sis after a hard fought Jacksonville Jaguars win

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Raiders boutta finna gonna be dabbing on that purple tomorrow.

Fuck this piece of shit mulatto faggot. This fucking softshoe sellout house negro bent over backwards to please his jewish massa and ruin AB's career as well as the Pats perfect season. I hope you die of nigger cancer AND regular cancer you fucking vermin

Dirty fucking mutt

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>Would have thrown 4 TDs on your shit defense if his receivers knew how to catch
>Still frontrunner for ROTY

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ya seethe?

youtu.be/2yySG37n7Xo

can we get some F's in chat for this man?

Quick question: Would you have gay sex with Tom Brady?

Hi EDP

Hey Aaron.

pats fan here
probably. he's done so much for this team I feel it's only fair I let him have some fun.

/Bills Owl 2020/

what's poppin nigga

no they're not you raidspic

I don't think the Patriots can win without AB

Hi. I'm here to help. You seem to be completely retarded. I'm going to ask you to consider the following: the 2018 Patriots were a much worse team, and they wound up winning the Super Bowl. They are now better at WR, their defense got significantly better, and the team is unquestionably stronger than it was last year. Why are you hung up on AB? He's less relevant to the team than Josh Gordon was last year, and the Patriots won without Gordon.

I can only conclude you are either stupid or hate the Patriots.

Successful pro gamblers don't live week to week. Maintaining proper capital is naturally essential to success. You're assuming someone would bottom out on a bad week, but if they really sustained a 55% percent success rate and managed their money well that wouldn't happen.

Dave Rothenburg had a professional handicapper on his show today and said the same thing about 55% being the difference between being a casual gambler and being able to make a living off of it.

The numbers are out there, look it up. Your anecdotal tales of having bad weeks don't really mean shit.

You realise different games have different odds right?

You cant guarantee making money/call yourself an expert just by picking 55% of games right lmao

Why are the Ravens so based?

twitter.com/thecheckdown/status/1175081217063931904

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picking with spreads or over/under are almost always (-110)

though it doesn't account for parlays, which is still more in the gamblers favor

I'm just saying that a even reasonably managed 55% success rate on games AGT could be wildly exploited. Shit blackjack is around 46% with the right system and that's why it's flocked to in casinos.

So far in the pick 'em on ESPN, I'm in the top 8.2%. I've picked 68% of games correctly. Not against the spread, just calling the games. No idea how good that actually is.

>Belichick is a genius for signing AB to only $9m guaranteed

>cut him after one game
>those $9 million counts against the Salary Cap
>might still have to pay the lunatic NigNog the full $9M

>Belichick is a genius!!!

55% is taking into account the vig and is absurdly hard to maintain and nobody does it, no machine or system or professional gambler does, the way they profit is by going big on good bets when they come around and hedging appropriately

>slowpoke.jpg
They already voided the 9M. AB isn't getting shit. They lose nothing. Compare that to Steelers 21M in dead cap and Raiders giving up picks for absolutely nothing.

It's not even close, Patriots got off scot free.

No matter if you're right or leftwing, or center or whatever, this album will probably leave you questioning your political position and make you very uncomfortable.

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they only had to pay him $60k for the Dolphins game. He doesn't get the $5m bonus since he was cut before Monday

shit wrong general

Thank you. I'm saying that if a professional gambler DID maintain that they would be insanely successful.

He doesn't get any of the 9M signing bonus apparently because he failed to disclose the cases against him.

So literally all AB gets is his game check against the dolphin and some workout paychecks. So pretty much nothing.

what happened to ramsranker?
no way in hell he actually got that money to fuck off.

he got killed by some spics

Probably killed himself after the owl

>dragging this retarded gambling garbage into the next thread
thanks a lot dickhead

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SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

Nothing I hate worse than some autistic fag that can't let a shitty argument die and drags it into a new thread. Finish it up in the old gay thread if you insist on clinging to it ffs.

free my nigga 6ixty9 he dindu NUUUFFIIIIIN

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How did Eric Andre get so good at football?

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Learned it from his sister Rachel Dolezal

based9ine finna tell on everybody and walk free

The Bills will tape Cincy on Sunday
>t. Not a Bills fan

What a beautiful man

Tomorrow morning vikcucks. Just hold still, we'll make it quick.

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Did Klemko break the text messages to the painter story?

Is this your hot take? Because it's not very hot.

*RAPE
I MEANT RAPE FUCKING PHONEPOSTING FAGGOT

what race is this?

Probably, yeah. Then the CLASH OF TITANS happens the week later with Patriots @ Bills.

Yes. It is my "hot take". Who even says that. I bet you speak in office voice all the time. Wtf. Yes. The Bills will beat them 28-16. Just you wait faggot

this is the future. and thats a good thing!

>GOD RACE

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You couldn't even beat your wife if you were Arabic

>patrick mahomes
>steph curry
>tiger woods
the superior race

>tomorrow morning
raidspics doesn't know the difference between noon and morning

can't wait to get blown the fuck out in arrowhead

fuck this faggot shit

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Morning on the Best coast, smelly brainlet. get a clue.

....are you new or something? He's saying that's obvious you dumb fuck.

HEY GUYS. GUYS.

...

GUYS!

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

READY?

...ARE YOU REALLY READY?

OKAY

HERE WE GO:

The Cowboys are going to beat the Dolphins tomorrow

>vicuck can't comprehend timezones

COOM

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>best coast
lmao raidspic thinks his ""coast""" actually matters, shut the fuck up before you get deported

how many points will the Patriots allow to the JEST?

>implying the 19-0 isn't still on
>implying the Patriots booted AB because of social media
>implying AB didn't fuck himself with his retarded decisions
>implying the Patriots are ever playing in Arrowhead this year
wew lad, put down the bottle

see
don't make me call ICE on your familia por que?

Oh you mean the coast of homelessness and rampant street shitting? Alright bro. You guys are awesome over there. Ok

>office voice
What, like the Office? Who says that? Am I gonna look into the camera after I witness something wacky happening in the workplace? Wtf. No, just no. Never reply to me again, sweetie.

>imagine being a vikings fan
i seriously hope you guys dont do this

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My guess is 10. A field goal and a TD. Yeah, they'll get the first one. It will be some meme pass interference shit into a lazy 5 yard pass or something.

>por que
it's comprende gringo

Sounds like DC

>implying i'm a raiders fan
god vicucks are the absolute worst at banter and trash talking. probably comes from literal decades of rooting for a garbage irrelevant team.

>Somali talking about deporting people
Kek let me guess, you were just pretending to be retarded.
Close your eyes. We'll make it painless

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Fella. I've been here since you were running around in your iron man underpants.
Facts are facts.

>only 72 hours left to write two pages
IM FUCKED

all spic shit to me

>raiders
>I-I'm not a raidspic I SWEAR
seek a greencard juan

You're a retard, my man.

>tfw type 120 WPM
What's it worth to you, pleb?

I've been posting on /nfl/ since the Patriots only had 5 super bowls. Newfags get out

based pats fans sending death threats to a piece of shit that deserves them

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fuck tha paper nigga just COOM

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>n-no, you!!!
wow room temperature IQ spic can't come up with anything clever so he copies me, so sad.

Wakey wakey kuck Cousins, Its all over now

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I type faster than that. The problem is it's supposed to be a descriptive essay and that's a lot different than pure typing speed. If it was something easy like code or straight answers, I'd be fine.

>There must have been a lot of boob grabbing from both sides
I love you, Kevin

>I type faster than that.
Prove it

isnt this guy in his 20s? How can anybody be a virgin at that age? lol

Haha....y-yeah...

Its finna bouta to be another Black Hawk Down when the Raiders massacre all those Minnesota Somalis on the field tomorrow.
KEK!

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>isnt this guy in his 20s? How can anybody be a virgin at that age
h-haha this so much

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Which week will the Pats re-sign AB?

I'm guessing week 7-9 after somebody else goes down

The chiefs will win

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u got played nigga

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>doubling down after being wrong
absolute tragedy. embarrassment of a franchise. I'd honestly rather kill myself than be a vicuck fan

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Post your teams mascot

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How does this fat fuck have fans

>raid spic pretending to be filthydelphia fan now
how sad can you be LMAO

No but I would open mouth kiss him on the lips

I'm still a virgin and I'm 28

All winless teams will remain winless except Pants. All lossless team will remain lossless except Ravens and Lions.

Damn nigga scuse the fuck outta me

>he's still going at it
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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To be fair, I'm not even the guy you were replying to. I was just covering for his lie. I actually type even faster than that. I'm an asshole.

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>Ravens
heh no

>AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
lmao the state of this raid spic being so mad he's all capping everything

>Quwrof sending threats.
Lmaooooooo

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why are vicuckz so fucking annoying, your team fucking sucks.

Take me back.....

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Remember when the Jets were actually semi notorious for having a strong defense? Yeah...

God I'm glad football is back

t. Vicuck

This is a vicuck false flagger

I'm a raiders fan fuck face

football is back, but fun is already over

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>vicuck fan thinks I root for his shitty team
Lmao are you okay minnesomalian?

nobody gives a FUCK about the choofs

I do

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Now HERE'S a vicuck.

Minshew chads ww@

>761,103,297 norwegian krone
AAAAHAHAHHAAH

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This is a vicuck fan pretending not to be a vicuck fan insulting a fake vicuck fan that is actually a vicuck in real life

Minshew da gawd

This is a subtle vicuck fan pretending to be a raiders fan, but he does hate the Vikings for real even though he's a fake vicuck fan

Exactly, nobody

I have completely ceased to give a shit about this team. I sold the ticket I had to their games and I won't be watching any. They threw away a shot at 19-0 and the perfect ending for Tom Brady over some spurious allegations and a swarm of shrieking twittercunts.

My disgust has no words

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huh

fake vicuck fan pretending to be an actual vicuck hater

>this vicuck still pretending I like shitty fucking team with minnesomalian niggers and a shitty cuck cousins qb

damn vicucks are quite sad today

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You're not a Patriots fan, so who cares. You dumb fags spamming this doom and gloom shit aren't fooling anyone. 19-0 is still on and there's nothing you can do about it.

>Vikings
T. Actual Vicuck Somalian

This is a reverse vicuck double agent posing as a vicuck pretending to be a vicuck. Sad, really.

Do you have brain damage? Why the fuck would I cheer for the shitty vikings

Josh Gordon is gonna be so good this year

what does vicuck mean

I cant wait to laugh my ass off at these cocky viking fans when they get check by the raiders

This is a vicuck acting like a vicuck that hates the vicucks but also loves the vicucks unironically

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Kek you vicucks are pathetic you do realize you’re not winning shit right?

This guy is a vicuck masquerading as a vicuck hater that is upset that his cover was blown by another vicuck

>5,980,564,800 Indian Rupees
>76,259,820.00 Euro
>9,034,704,000.00 Japanese Yen
>240,710,400.00 Tunisian Dinar
>775,320,000,000.00 Guinean Franc
>348,364,800.00 Brazilian Real
>128,759,400,000.00 Myanmar Kyat

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>Vikings
>GB's bitch
>Literally irrelevant
>fans aren't dedicated
>Kirk Cousins at QB
>Kirk can't beat any team that's decent
>Fans are uppity despite npt having done dogshit
>Gave Philadelphia a free win to win the owl
>Fucked over the saints only to get BTFO the next game
>saw another team win an owl in YOUR STADIUM
>literally flyover: the team
>no history
>-04 in owls
>best players leave to real teams
>even with good coaces they can't win
>used to be domebabbies
>gave 4 teams easy owl wins
>Blew a good season
>Draft Tark, cut him, sign him back
>Have a good QB, cut him he instantly becomes better on new team
>had Case Keenum, cut him
wew, this team is literal horse shit, my team may have been awful but goddamn, Minnesota makes us look like fucking elites by sheer comparison

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Two vicucks trying to throw the scent off the other vicuck who is pretending to be a different vicuck.

38-7
vikings "defense"

b-but Minneapolis miracle!!!

Seething vicuck detected

Sup vicucks. How much are you paying for cuck cousins?

These are vicucks that love the Minneapolis miracle but also hate other vicucks, so they hate each other

Seething vicucks

>You're not a Patriots fan

correct. I am a Tom Brady fan, which makes me superior to every slobbering retard cuckold in boston

Are you writing on jumbo novelty paper? I wrote a 15 page single spaced paper in 2 days during summer session and got a 98% (with no feedback).

dude I'm a raiders fan

Then you're even more of a stupid fuck for whining that doom and gloom shit. You're a shitty Brady fan if you think he needs AB to win lmao. Get the fuck out of here you fairweather shitter.

And that makes you even worse than any other patriots fan.

just regular paper in 12pt font double spaced. has to be 600-800 words. I have 90 so far

Red Ryan with Darrelle Revis

>buying tickets to watch a team that isn't yours
absolute cuckery

I wouldn't be caught dead rooting for the jew england shitriots if Brady wasn't the quarterback

You have any idea what this franchise was without Brady?

Stop procrastinating and be disciplined you retarded cunt. I bet you weren't even spanked as a kid.

He needed AB for 19-0. Now 12-4 will be a miracle

I just want Tom to retire on top so I never have to watch another fucking football game as long as I live

And yet you're apparently such a "fan" that you think they're doomed without AB, someone who was on the team for 1 fucking game. You are full of shit. Fuck off.

Not him, but it's actually quite comfy and I used to do it a lot when I was traveling on business. It's a completely different experience when you can just enjoy the atmosphere and the game without worrying about the outcome.

I'm 1-2 weeks ahead in all my other classes. Reading is fine, I just hate subjective "creative" writing.

Raiders are -8.5. Should we bet on the Raiders?

>He needed AB for 19-0. Now 12-4 will be a miracle
LMFAO

See, dumb fuck. Not a Patriots fan or a Tom Brady fan. Get the fuck out of here you fake ass bitch.

>when you click with a girl but you find out she’s a scammer
Fuck this, I’m dying a virgin I guess

Not even a Patsies fan but you're delusional if you actually think that.

Checked.

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How many girls you think Gardner Minshew banged in high school?

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>scammer
did she scam you into thinking she didn't have a penis?

>just realized I'm in the same division as the Patriots
>have to play them twice a year

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why would he bother with high school chicks when he's got free soaking wet puss in the bedroom next door?

Their perfect season is doomed 100%, and at this point that's all that matters

I don't even care about winning anymore. We've won enough. 6 fucking rings. Who needs 7? His legacy won't change at this point

I just want people to suffer. I want everyone else in the league to suffer. I want the fans of every other team to suffer. I want the people who loathe Tom Brady and what he represents to suffer. I want journalists and politicians and social media users to suffer. To suffer like they did the day Brady and Brown became teammates. It was honestly a keener joy than winning the last superbowl

I want them to be villains. To rub it in. To continue emasculating people on the opposite end of the ideological spectrum. Brown was a perfect catalyst for all that. And now it'll just be another season of Patriots football against a pathetic schedule with minimum fanfare.

They were *that* close to eternal infamy. And they gave it up because the owner is a cowardly old fool

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>Kraft is a cowardly old fool
fuck off non-fan

>ywn be a young Gardner experimenting with Callie in the living room when mom and dad are at work

>ywn have a women look at your like
What is the point of living again?

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you sound like a loser who grew up around a shitty loser team that he abandoned
sad

>Their perfect season is doomed 100%
LMFAO.

Not reading the rest of that retarded wall of text. So many Patriots false flaggers today. I'm an actual Patriots fan and I'm going to kick back, relax, and enjoy the bare minimum 14-2 and potential 16-0. Not even slightly worried.

You can keep sucking ABs tiny black penis like the eager cuckold you are. No more (You)'s, gotta get some sleep to enjoy the Jets getting 35 dunked on them tomorrow with the Patriot's "crippled" offense.

...

I was a virgin until 24

cute couple

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Are the Bills going to be 3-0 after tomorrow?

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that's rough

>Bengals
Yes, of course.

Cam Newton will announces his retirement next week

You will never get dubs pointing in the wrong direction

HOW WILL MINCELS RECOVER LMFAO

They will somehow be 0-3

were you just ugly or shy?
At 13 I had girls asking if they could come over after sneaking out at night. Such was life as a minichad

He was supposed to be pointing at his sister but this asshole took my spot

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I'm still a virgin and I am 24

Reminder

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Dude just buy a hooker

>god I hate this place
>my feet hurt
>the lights are too bright
>i wonder what gardner's up to

already told your stupid ass, I'm a Brady fan, not a Pats fan. are you illiterate or something?

losing AB has the potential to kill this offense

consider:

>Josh Gordon can relapse at any time
>N'Keal Harry stashed on IR and probably won't be brought back because Wynn is more valuable
>Edelman still recovering from a broken thumb and one year older
>Dorsett can run maybe 3 routes tops
>Gronk has retired
>We traded DT to the jest to make room for AB
>running game won't be as effective because the entire o-line has regressed enormously due to injuries and Gronk retiring
>Myers has had more reps with Stidham than Brady
>Gunner whatever can't even play receiver

At this point I'm just hoping they realize how thin they really are and try to re-sign AB after the league penalties are announced, but again we have this cowardly jew of an owner who just watched one of his billionaire peers get suicided in federal prison on sex crimes charges (which he is still currently facing).

Kraft bailed on AB because of his own issues. Brady and Beli were 100% on board

And I've watched a lot of Patriots teams start out looking unbeatable and peter out as the season went on, or choke late in the playoffs. That's basically half of Tom's career in New England: bad endings due to personnel defects and shortages

If you think 16-0 is a done deal with THIS roster you're fucking delusional and not watching any other teams

god she's so cute

soon as a black dude gets some money he ditches his hood thot and gets a nice clean white girl

every time

oh and I forgot to add

>we don't have a fucking kicker anymore

is this what love feels like?

>mfw america's team, the dallas cowboys, continues to absolutely DEMOLISH the competition en route to a PERFECT start both within their division and overall
>mfw obsessed faggot haters can't stop shitting their pants over the sheer DOMINANCE on both sides of the ball shown by america's team, the dallas cowboys
>mfw no matter how hard you bitch and cry, america's team, the dallas cowboys, will continue to utterly DEVASTATE both their competitors as well as the unusually loose anuses of obsessed faggot haters

LMFAO. go ahead and let me know how mad you are all week, retards. your superior has some laughing to do at your expense.

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>i will stop Mahomes from winning the AFC

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I live with my parents and I can't drive. Until I graduate next year I ain't getting shit

Just his sister.

I can't wait for the shitposting to finally stop when you fucks lose tomorrow

I hope Frank Clark snaps his leg

nice

People who like Gardner Minshew are 12 year old Ledditors. If he was shit right now all you faggots would be making fun of his look. Instead you suck his weird mustached dick because he looks like he's from the 70s lmfao so based!!!!!!

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Where do you think his hand is here?

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>the score board in the background
da gawd

not even a cowfag but you'd have to be on some retard level crack to think a tanking lolphins have the tiniest sliver of a shot of winning at at&t stadium

Literally who?

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>retard thinks that the absolute MACHINE that is america's team, the dallas cowboys, is going to lose to the impotent and dilapidated dolphins

GET A LOAD OF THE DELUSIONAL FAGGOT EVERYBODY. LMAO.

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not even trying to hide your jealousy

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>t. been here since 2016

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Get in a time machine and go back to Yea Forums with your boomer humor

did anyone else read that SI article on antonio brown?
Ive got to talk about that with somebody. that shit was outrageous and I believe every word.

You mean the article with zero citations and about 10 cases of libel in it?

I’m glad this meme is taking off
incestchads are based

Reed is never healthy. Dudes made of glass.

yeah.
but do you believe it?
you think SI went with that shit without doing a lot of diligence first?
it wasnt some clickbait sports site. I bet all those people he stiffed end up costing him half his bank account in legal fees and restitution now.
dudes gonna be ded broke in another 5 years.

I want to get off Mr. Browns wild ride

do I believe that Antonio Brown was once naked in his house and somebody else saw it? sure

just keep in mind that every woman whose story appeared in that article was compensated by SI for her time. they don't have to sue AB and risk countersuits when SI has already cut them a 6 figure check

Who /Comfortably3-0/ here?
Checking in

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also the author is a known patriots hater who is actively trolling pats fans on twitter right now

her ex...

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she's a solid 6 at best

Roger roger

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Jameis is a good QB and will be a starter for another ten years on the Bucs.

>do I believe that people are able to supply credible stories about AB being a fucking outlandish egomaniacal nigger?
adds up for me.
ryan clark was right all along.
I hated him ever since he posted that steelers locker room video. Fucking faggot was just smiling and like tilting the camera for different angles to frame his face kinds of ways. I mean it was like a fucking teenage girl with a mirror.
and I think this article confrims that deep down at his center, in his bones that is who he is. just a fucking narcissist with zero class.
Im glad that pavement ape is getting sent back to the jungles of metropolitan florida areas.

WOAH that's retarded

>LMAO
back to plebbit

>comfortably

you fags are going to be uncomfortably 3-3 soon

forgot your blue checkmark there m8

AB just belongs to another era of humanity, he doesn't fit in well in our morality-obsessed neurotic age

nice projection, obsessed faggot hater. go ahead and waddle on back. nobody cares, retard.

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WIDE RIGHT

Say hello to the future Brady-Manning

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>t. assmad bears or vikings fan

Cousins is the best straight qb in the NFCN

>niggerb owl

yeah I'll be done watching the NFL by then, sorry

Why are Chads always religious?

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>gotta to bed early for the 10am game
goodnight /nfl/

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we literally had a worse team last year and beat the queefs twice

>One faced the Jags and Raiders, actual teams
>The other faced a Big 12 team and a practice squad

>west coastfag

Moron

>funpost in "is porn a sport" thread
>get banned and all posts across the board deleted
>autists keep 5 different generals going
>jannys won't even clean it up
you get what you pay for

>AB just belongs to another era of humanity
yeah the 1820s when nigs were illiterate, barely formed coherent sentences in backwards jiggaboo talk and were valued for how fast they could move at work.

youre telling me that GRAN MA MA, DEY FREE ME didnt sound like a fucking slave that just set foot in a free state? it was uncanny.
but why act like an asshole to white people just because you can? he had the money to pay those people and he just stiffed them for no reason? crazy.

>his team got scored on by the Lolphins TWICE
LMAO

choofs had one of the worst defenses in the league

AB was going to let the patriots go bombs away on everyone like 2007. instead we're gonna get this boring ass time of possession offense where Brady throws twice per drive and they just runfuck everyone to death. Like the GSP of offenses

>not in central timezone, the objective best timezone for football
sucks to be a raidnigger I guess

nogs don't understand money

that wasn't the issue tho, the issue was him pounding whores and then not paying them enough to fuck off

The media ate TO alive for asking McNabb to look his way. AB wouldn't have gotten cut over the rape allegations in the old NFL, but his other antics would have gotten him blacklisted in a heartbeat.

If Jackson looks good against an NFL team I will consider him not a bust.

What kind of name is Gardner? Why would your parents name you after a profession that spics do?

God i cant wait to blow the chofs out in their own building and watch their fans seeth

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>Jags
>Raiders
>Real teams

I'm posting while I'm taking a shit
I'm literally shitposting
that's all I just wanted y'all to know that

Guys I'm trying to make a custom Miami Dolphins jersey with Tua's name on the back. He wears number 13 but that number was retired by Miami becuz Marino. What number should I put on the front/back?

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Take a picture pointing down into the bowl while holding 2 fingers out or we don't believe you

0, for the chance you have to make the playoffs over the next 15 years.

2 for the number of years he will start before being replaced by another first round qb.

I want you to know I genuinely considered this for longer than I'm proud to admit

My last shit stretched my anus real bad and now it hurts. I think I need more fiber in my diet

How likely is an NFCN turnaround mirroring last year’s turnaround with the Loins self-detonating, the Packers losing to the Vikings and Bears on the repeat games and out-of-division teams to fall to third, and the Bears beating the Vikings out of playoff contention?

I've been saying it since they drafted Newton that he was a scam, and sure enough the jig is up. I told every Panther fan that they needed to draft a QB because Newton was a scam, but nope no one believed me. Well guess what, the scam is now out in the open and everyone knows about it. Scam Newton is done in this league. He pretended to the a QB all these years and it finally caught up to him. I hope you're proud Panthers, you will go back to being a bunch of nobodies now because you have NO ONE to replace Scam Newton.

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Just as surely as debasing yourself and promoting degeneracy is a sign of these times

considering the Packers defense and offense are drastically different than last year, I'd say not likely.

>5 after noon games
Oh, that's nice for once
>check the matchups
And all but two are unwatchable garbage.

Kyle Allen is the GOAT in waiting bro

What are you even trying to say?

nope

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Loins always self detonate but that Chicago offense is so shit m8 and the vikes are a mess in general, pack will win again, as much as I hate to say it
Loins vs iggles will be good

I like Kirk, he's so wholesome. I bet his wife is a total slut in bed tho.

Year after year Deandre Hopkins does absolutely nothing against Jalen Ramsey why do people consider him the best when he can't actually beat the best corner in football?

Meanwhile Antonio Brown actually has

>tape Cincy
Ah, the Patriot way. The Bills really might be starting to get it.

She is pretty hot, Gardner

>he thinks bullshit online typing test equate to practical typing speed
Spoiler, those mean nothing

>T. data entry and transcription freelancer

Is this what zoomers find attractive, looks like a dude that stuffed socks his bra.

Kyle Allen has a good arm. He was moving the ball at will against the Saints in week 17 before theys even pulled the starters

Be interesting to see how he does over the next couple games while Cam is out

10. Just before the deadline like a damn Hollywood script

please post a picture of the last girl you've had sex with

>Implying rule 64 Gardner Minshew isn't the hottest thing on Yea Forums

You already know what your mom looks like

>deflecting because he's actually a virgin
pottery

that's sad

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rekt

I can't wait until Mahomes BTFOs this shit team tomorrow and we can just all agree that Mahomes is the best

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Gardner Minshew has received sexual assault complaints from Antonio Brown

based

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>chiefs fans actually think they're going to win

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ftfy

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We will. Just like we did last year. I bet you 6 (you)s

>he thinks last year is relevant

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Try ground flaxseed.

Holding onto that last thread of belief despite them looking thoroughly mediocre in every phase of the game, huh?

Gardner Minshew is officially cancelled

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>implying I said better
they have 6 new defensive starters and a new playbook you fucking retard

Fake news

Tom Brady made it, it's going to have to be a lot more than that

maybe possibly some sexual assault allegations? That's the only thing that gets stuff done around here

>baltipoor murdaland
Go back to keeping the devil down in the hole

>last thread of belief
>unironically 2-0
>unironically undefeated in the division
I'm not sure packer fans are the delusional ones

I fucking hate this annoying fat autist, as an eagles fan this is the worst part of the eagles.
But I guess every fan base has their equal

>this is the best he can come up with
i knew tripfags were retarded, but man

>Supports his president
Based.

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Your team will lose

>tripfags

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>talk mad shit since he was in Louisville
>nigger QB
>can barely form sentences
>face like the missing link

I am slowly wanting lamar jackson to be an actual franchise QB.
like I really hope he develops his arm even more and takes down KC.
glad he is gonna win the division. hope he could be the real deal. dude is looking great.

>implying the cowgirls will win
user i have some bad news for you.

Why does somebody keep making a new general 100-150 posts early? Is somebody actually that fucking desperate for (You)s?

either that or just to only piss people off

>I've been saying it since they drafted Newton that he was a scam

You had nearly 10 years where you didn't have to worry about the quarterback position. How was that a scam?

Basado

After adjusting Patrick Mahomes' Stats removing outliers to project the future, he heavily regresses to around the level of Dak.
In the last two seasons, Mahomes has a TD% of 8.68%. However, the league average last year was 4.8%. If you adjust his TD% to 5%, still above LA, he goes from throwing 57 TDs in his last 18 games to only 32.85. I'll be generous and give him 33.
Now, let's adjust his passer rating. It goes from 116.5 to only 104.3 by just adjusting his TD% to normally above average. Later on, I will adjust it further to take yards into account.
Next, we have to account for him passing more than league average. He has 657 pass attempts over 18 games. The LA is 35.5/game, which equates 639, around a 2.7% reduction. Mahomes also has a flukey 9.01 Y/A, which can be adjusted to 8 (still above LA) based on the league average of 7.5.
So we can estimate that over a 16 game season, his adjusted yardage is (6397.5)/1816 = 4544 yards.

Now I will adjust his passer rating again based on these 16 games

>4544 yards
>639 attempts
>426 completions (also adjusted)

After this, his passer rating bottoms out at 96.66 which lands him squarely between Dak Prescott and Ben Roethlisberger last year.

His final 16 game adjusted stats:

>4544 yards / 639 att / 426 CMP / 66.7% CMP (same) / 33 TD / 12 INT (same) / 8 Y/A / 96.7 RATE

>WHAT DOES THIS TELL US?
It tells us that Mahomes' perceived success in the league is largely inflated by unsustainable, wildly outlier stats in his 18 games as perceived elite talent. When you adjust for the future by bringing down his outlier stats, he regresses heavily to a slightly above average QB of 2018 Dak tierdom.

what are your meme picks for this week im a degenerate and want to gamble

Lions over iggles

only if his wife approved. i wouldnt want to ruin his marraige with his wife just because i wanted to have sex with him. of course i wouldnt mind if his wife joined in too.

ok but if i lose 200 dollars its your fault

Can't wait for Lamar to get exposed.

Holy fucking kek. QUEEFS BTFO

I accept that responsibility

Agreed, he will be exposed this season.

Why do people want this man to fail and/or get injured? Racism?

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because he looks uggly as fuck. honestly, he looks like shrek but far mire buttuggly.

I don't want him to get hurt, but I want the ravens to get btfo cuz most ravens fans are awful, JFFM excluded

you're supposed to take the neckpill after the rest of your body is big, not before

lads go to bed, big day tomorrow lots of shitposting to be had

suck
my
big
fat
dick

no, it's bed time my cowboys have a big day of domination tomorrow
see you in the game thread tomorrow fag

that is a retarded way to predict future statistics. your entire premise is retarded. you are retarded

ooga booga run for touchdown niggaaaaahhhh

who made this shit poster?
>Mahomes Patrick

*3-0 incoming*

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Because I want DW4 to be the one and only good black QB.

not an argument.

Because faith in Jesus is based and redpilled

N

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man i am high as shit right now

i'm gonna be even fucking higher for football

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DUDE

Marijuana is a sin

Lololol look mom i posted it again! I'm such a good troll lololol right mom?

>what are division rivals
>what are people that want everyone else to fail making it easier on your own team
nog detected.

>implying browns or stoolers fans exist on /nfl/

Patrick Mahomes btfo LMAO

Mostly because they haven't beaten anyone worthwhile and Ravens fans think they've already won the SB

Happy kc is going to put them in their place today and personally I think the chiefs fans are equally cancerous

>bengals fans dont exist

>Pats are better at WR now
>No more Hulk Hogan
You're a massive faggot, you know that? Harry's not even on the field, Gordon will smoke crack, and Dorsett will actually get covered once Gordon hits the pipe again.

Inb4Jakobi'LiteralWho'Meyers

who are the bengals?

>Ravens fans think they've already won the SB
??????????

the future most dominant beings on this planet.

I'm a Pats fan and I think we just fucked ourselves out of 19-0. Is it still possible? Yeah. Is it that likely now? Nope.

We need to focus on getting the top seed, not going 19-0. Can't afford to be on the road in the AFCCG again.

>Lololol look mom i posted it again! I'm such a good troll lololol right mom?

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That dumb nigger 'QB' is gonna get exposed soon, just wait.

man you gave up the game real quick

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As a WSU alumnus I fail to see why this is a big deal

t. lame faggots that no one will sell weed to lmao

Lame faggots to whom no one will sell weed.*

>removing outliers
Stopped reading.

t. kangaroo prison island retard with a limp dick who can't ride roller coasters because he's still too short

I don't have a limp dick

I like weed

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Based retard.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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The only QB I’d go gay for is Trevor Lawrence

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your average queefs fan. pic related is your average fudgepacker fan btw.

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It's actually a Cardinals fan desu

So what city will they end up in?

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Who cares. They don't have fans anywhere

FUCK YOU SPANOS

Here's to hoping the Chargers somehow go back to Sandy Eggo

wheres the chiefs ravens gamethread lads?

create it.

sleep well cheif bros for the W

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SKOL

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THE FUTURE IS NOW

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is lamar indian ? he reminds me some bollywood actors.

I hope joker will be kino of the year

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What does not pulling their share even mean

Fuck Kroenke and Spanos

GAWT DAMNN THATS ONE SEXY ENDZONE

SO SEXY I FORGOT THE PICTURE

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That font is beyond disgusting.

Throwback to history baby

>Instead of the typical colors, the Chiefs are going with the throwback gold end zones. These were the colors that were often used at Municipal Stadium, where the Chiefs played from 1963-1971.

Still kind of scared to go see this in a theater

that's funny that you believe that. mahomes will win another mvp and a super bowl and no one is going to stop it.

Are you white?

Yes

mmmmmmmm that is sexy

I prefer the red endzones, but this does look nice

Another interesting thing, the colors were only used at Municipal stadium. Never has Arrowhead seen golden end zones.

No dude just bet 11 games every week and you will win 6 Do that every week.

Profit

it looks so kino I cannot believe it hasn't been done before, makes me wish I was at arrowhead today

For reference

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anyone else /comfystadium/

ravens stadium is lovely, my high school had its prom in the club section

Get a load of this inbred snow nigger

Are you a chad or stacy?

Arrowhead is my favorite, but I also like Lucas Oil Stadium (Colts), it looks like a comfy refurbished old factory

fool, why does it matter. Both will be slaughtered in the theatre

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I’m a Chad

FUCK AB

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This screams autism, seek counsel.

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Chads will be the first to go, I'd stay away user

It just hit me. It's over. It's actually fucking over. The greatest What If in the history of sports just passed us by.

This combination had the potential to be greater than anything we've ever seen. It had the potential to generate Trump 2016 levels of seethe and nervous breakdowns.

Antonio Brown, (((rapist))), helping Tom Brady, (((cheater))), win a 7th Superbowl, breaking the tie with the Steelers - - all while the Steelers were paying him 21 million dollars. 21 million dollars to catch touchdowns from Tom Brady.

Do you realize the mere signing of AB was enough to psychologically destroy Big Ben, Mike Tomlin and the entire Steelers season? He didn't even play in the opener and the Patriots massacred them. They were beat before they ever set foot on that field.

And that's what we had the potential for here: sheer terrorism. The power to terrify and demoralize opponents without having to play a single snap.

Forget 19-0. This was going to be a one-team annihilation of an entire league. It could quite literally have killed the NFL as a business. Ratings would have cratered. Ticket prices would have dropped to single digits. Even good teams would have collapsed against us.

And it's over. Not because of injury or misfortune, but because Antonio Brown didn't have the common sense to either pay these women off or have them strangled in their sleep.

It's over. And we'll never get it back

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cope faggot

Filtered and reported

Use a short rope

will do sad man, just keep thinking about what could have been

in all seriousness, do pats fans actually feel so down about it? AB was just such a huge distraction and has proven he can't just shut up and play football. the only thing BB wants him to do (stop doing stupid shit and stay off his phone), he can't do.

i get that they're maybe thin at WR but in the long run i honestly feel better about them. they won last year with a much worse team

It means he doesn’t want to pay or he isn’t paying enough

Remember when Vicucks fans were celebrating Green Based laying a smackdown on Chicongo thinking both teams were pushovers and they would sleepwalk to a division title?

It's all Kraft's fault. This was not a football decision. It was not in the best interest of the football team. This was purely image control. AB was dragging all Kraft's legal problems back into the spotlight

Patrick Chung has criminal charges pending against him for possession of cocaine. Antonio Brown has a civil lawsuit pending against him. Chung is suiting up against the Jets. AB just got cut. This is as transparent as it gets

This is literally a worse turn of events than the last superbowl loss. I have never been so angry and upset in my life. Nobody understands what just happened.

Imagine you had a winning lottery ticket and then lost it on the way to the State Treasury Office. You'd probably put a bullet through your head. That's how I feel right now

This could have effectively been the end of the NFL as we know it. Brady's final revenge against everyone and everything. Instead we'll get another typical Patriots season that no one will remember the outcome of because the rest of thr league is in shambles

Your team won the super bowl and had minimal personnel changes over the off season and now they cut a complete head-case. The team is still great.

You need to calm down. There's no reason for this to get you that upset.

>The decision to release Brown was led by owner Robert Kraft, sources say, sparked by the text messages that came to light Friday and by the thought that the end was not near. Several players privately voiced their displeasure that the move was made, as Brown had made a positive impression on teammates in a short time. He did things in practice no one else could do.

FUCK KRAFT. PIECE OF SHIT KIKE

Because nigger

>tfw no football for 6.5 hours
>tfw the pregame shows aren't even on yet

This is terrible lads

perfect time to watch film room videos

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T RELEASE AB, HE A GOOD BOY

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Get out of my early thread

Baltimore 27 - Kansas City 31

Atlanta 27 - Indianapolis 20

Detroit 20 - Philadelphia 23

Denver 16 - Green Bay 27

New York Jets 9 - New England 30

Oakland 17 - Minnesota 28

Miami 13 - Dallas 33

Cincinnati 13 - Buffalo 28

New York Giants 13 - Tampa Bay 24

Carolina 17 - Arizona 31

Houston 24 - Los Angeles Chargers 27

New Orleans 20 - Seattle 27

Pittsburgh 17 - San Francisco 23

Los Angeles Rams 28 - Cleveland 24

did you copy paste predictions from cbs

no

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no from r*ddit

NNEEEEWWWWW

>54 early
how about fuck you

Link to some good ones please

Which is irrelevant. It's not like I took those tests over and over and over again. user asked for my speed, and I went there and posted my first scores two scores. My "top" end on those tests if I took my best score is probably ~160 and my average sustained speed for long periods of time(2+ minutes) averages to 120. And it's not like I trained or something, I'm just naturally that fast and I'm quite easily in the top 1% pf typing speed anyways so I don't get why you're acting all gay and trying to somehow "downplay" 136WPM as fake or something.

Why does taking a huge morning shit feel so good brehs?

>owner of white team doesn't want uppity drama queen cancer in his locker room
Why are you mad, it's the right move

I’d Gardner her Minshew if you know what I mean.

Suck it up. 2 double spaced pages is less than what you shitpost in a single general

>You'd probably put a bullet through your head. That's how I feel right now
Is this some sort of psy-op to get Pats to kill themselves? I approve.

>He did things in practice no one else could do.
What? Caught a ball?

>Baltimore 23 - Kansas City 20
>Atlanta 13 - Indianapolis 23
>Detroit 30 - Philadelphia 17
>Denver 3 - Green Bay 13
>New York Jets 10 - New England 24
>Oakland 20 - Minnesota 23
>Miami 0 - Dallas 38
>Cincinnati 3 - Buffalo 24
>New York Giants 16 - Tampa Bay 17
>Carolina 24 - Arizona 20
>Houston 8 - Los Angeles Chargers 35
>New Orleans 17 - Seattle 23
>Pittsburgh 13 - San Francisco 34
>Los Angeles Rams 28 - Cleveland 10

Are you retarded

DOES BALTIMORE HAVE THE TAPES????

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Has KC ever beat a good team?

No because whenever they beat a team that team is redefined as ‘not good’

>9 sacks
Look, just because we’ve been letting Watson get sacked to hell doesn’t mean you should do it too.

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It's more that the vast majority their wins were against teams that didn't make the playoffs/a lot of bad teams.

Their record against playoff teams last year was 2-4.

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>Detroit 30 - Philadelphia 17
>Houston 8 - Los Angeles Chargers 35

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>Jets
>Getting a TD
Thanks for the laugh m8

iirc they’ve never lost when Mahomes has the ball with a chance to tie/win tho. so that’s something

please don't jinx us you pre-celebrating cuck, the packers have blown too many easy games for me to trust them to win anything until the final whistle.

NEW
NEW

There are still 30 posts left you dumb weaboo

>Antonio (((Brown)))

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New thread

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