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>Auburn 14 TAMU 3
>UCF 7 Pitt 21 lel
>UW 24 BYU 12
>SMU 24 TCU 14

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fuck nigger
fuck kikes
fuck trannies
and
FUCK jannies

Seething

first for chase young

A reminder to the haters that Ohio State is winning 42-5, almost covering the spread at the half

USC! USC! USC!
GO COCKS!
>USC! USC! USC!
>GO COCKS!
USC! USC! USC!
GO COCKS!
>USC! USC! USC!
>GO COCKS!
USC! USC! USC!
GO COCKS!
>USC! USC! USC!
>GO COCKS!

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>doesn't list Ohio State's score
The SEETHING continues

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>2 strip sacks in a row
God damn

SEC customers have to be the worst fans in college football. Imagine unironically cheering for your conference rival to make the playoffs for "muh conference strength." What kind of cucked ass shit is that?

offense is looking terrible my dude

Chase Young is the best player in the country and could start at all 32 NFL teams tomorrow afternoon.

Where are the ohio state haters now?

Illinois is going to beat Nebraska and there is nothing you can do about it

Trevor Lawrence is at worst the 3rd best quarterback in the world currently

Mahomes
maybe somebody else
Lawrence

end of list

Reminder that UGA will win today and there is nothing Notre Dame can do about it.

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Defense wins games!

>panelists trying to figure out "what went wrong" with Michigan
How about the fact that they're built like a high school spread offense but play like they're Stanford with nonstop power runs

a trailer park outside knoxville

>Fake personal foul call
lmao this commentator is so pissed

Etienne babby

AAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH I WANNA FUCKING EAT BUT IM CUTTING FUCK EVERYBODY I HATE ALL OF YOU

>pads stats against Miami of Ohio
>DUDE HE'S SO ELITE!!!!1

Auburn would bootyblast both of these shit teams

who the fuck cares about a game with miami of ohio?

Which conference has the biggest thots?

>recruit talent for years
>get btfo by VT and Iowa and Purdue
>get JoePa'd because assistant slings his pp around
>literal who comes in, quintuples offensive performance and defensive production
how BTFO is Urban Meyer

PAC12

fuck off cuckeye fag

Big Sky

Hilinski cant even properly do a fake hand off

BASED
A
S
E
D

Report your current NCAA dynasty mode progress
>start off as Lincoln Riley (ECU OC)
>rape C-USA with Carden and Hardy
>become Alabama OC
>make Blake Sims look good with meme offense
>win natty
>recruit EA generated giga nigga QB who is 6’6”, has 90+ TP, 80+ TA, and 80+ speed
>go 12-2
>win natty next two years
>Take Houston HC job
>go 13-1, win bowl game
>take Miami (FL) job
Every dynasty I’ve played up to this point had Miami passing over me for some shitter. Turns out you need to waste a few years before they finally fire Golden in game and then you’d be lucky if they consider you

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seething anti-osu brainlets mad that Fields hung 42 in one quarter

ACC, and FSU carries that title for the confrence single handedly.

*49

>42 POINT QUARTER
SEETHE! SEETHE MORE HATERS! FEED ME WITH YOUR SCREAMS! QUENCH ME WITH YOUR TEARS!

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PAC12
SEC
BIG10
ACC
Big12

if trips georgia goes to the playoff

You realize blue bloods are supposed to shrug off wins against shit teams and say they don't matter, not act like it's your biggest win of the season, right?
Go ahead and post >SEETHE all you want, but we're all laughing at how pathetic this is

Ole Piss and SEC are SEETHING about losing to a CHAD 12 team at home. OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO SEC little cock syndrome is so funny. Everybody knows the SEC is two teams and everybody else is a MAC/Sun Belt tier shitter. Your conference sucks, lose weight, you're fat, you're inbred, have sex (with a non-blood related person)

How the fuck do you give up 42 points in a single quarter?

it's fucking college, every college girl that's not a freshman is a thot

Based

ATTENTION ALL HATERS:

Ohio State is winning 49-5 and is covering the spread. Thank you, that is all

OH NONONONO HAHAHAHA

This win doesn't matter. I'm half-tempted to switch to another game right now.
But y'all were talking all sorts of trash when they were up 5-0, so enjoy having some of that trash shoveled back to you.

this but unironically

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Based

B1G is really underrated for thots, midwestern instahoes are on another level of degenerate if you're white

42*
It was 7-5 after the first

you're arguing with a paper tiger. no one cares about miami or your game

excited to see all the young kids on defense. and for Chugonov to get his first TD.

Is smu elite guys?

>UCF 10
>Pittsburgh 21

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>talk shit
>cope this hard when you get hit
If you can't handle the bants go back to r/cfb

>PooCF would be at best a mediocre P5 school
I told you fuckers this so many times and no one would listen

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Nigger how the hell do you pad stats on defense

But half this thread isn't white so they don't realize how Minnesota girls are

The talk this morning was Pitt getting BTFO

this

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dubs decides what I fap to during halftime

can UCF make any halftime adjustments to come back? or are they just fucked at this point

Maybe they're trying to copy Clemson by losing to Pitt

The Cocks have a case of ED right now. Get it together!

ftvgirls joey and sami

pope francis

>poocf
>poonc
>pooieville
>poopwestern
>tenneshit
>AssToMouth
>south cock-in-assy
glad I don't root for any of these shit shitters

>nobody talking about pee pee poo losing at home

Cmon Kansas lets go!

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I think they win, its only 11 points even with all the turnovers

this. but the girls in WI and MN have a short window before they turn into their obese mothers.

Beetle juice

very quick winner

based

at least they are ranked in the switch league

Or maybe the freshmen women are the biggest thots of all

>another week of Clempshit and Bammer playing literal whos and people continuing to think they're the elite

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Can we stop calling the pac12 a power conference already?

they become thots in their freshmen year. The incoming freshmen might be pure, but afterwards they are all thots

When do we get to see a good game?

sure.

Why is the huskies game blacked out in the great northwest?

>ftvgirls
absolutely BASED choice

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>that gorgeous chick who went to like Wisc-Madison or something and did a girlsdoporn scene to pay for her masters degree
she is a huge nerd who is obsessed with insects or lizards or something

USC is going to the playoff whether you want them to or not

t. Ole Miss fan

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Why is there so many american virgins on here? Where they too dumb to get into college?

Just call it the friendly fire conference

Last night USC Utah was great. Probably best game all season.

don't forget tcpoo

>forgetting pootah

>mixed-ish

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B-but they're still the b-best team in Florida...

You all say this about this time every year then get btfo when October rolls around. Stop trying to push USC. They are terrible. The 2000-2009 run was 20 years ago you boomer.

was anyone expecting unc or louisville to be good?

Michigan under Jim Harbaugh:

~0-4 against Ohio State

~1-9 vs. top-10 opponents

~0-7 as an underdog

~1-6 on the road against ranked opponents

~Five losses by at least 21 points, including three of their last five games

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t. Stanturd

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That meme is Facebook tier but I feel like it’s shitty on purpose

Was his super bowl run just a fluke?

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What's wrong with you, bigot? Why aren't you creating mulatto la creaturas?

The only game in there that has me even remotely concerned is ND and I think we can take them. This is gonna be good Trojanbro

>ANOTHER garbage targeting call
EVERY FUCKING GAME Ive tuned in to this year has had one

You have at least 3 more losses on that schedule

oh yes you opened paint and scribbled green ws all over the remaining schedule you sure showed him

they're the best conference in the country minus the SEC

TEXAS!!

FIGHT!!!

Based

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very clearly and obviously, yes

Anybody got the sauce of his post-game interview?

fellow tOSU fans, we rooting for ND or UGA?

At this point how does Michigan defend retaining Harbaugh? Are they actually content with btfoing shitters and losing every game that means something?

Based. Honestly death to those people tbqhwy desu senpai senpai :-3

uhhhh, okay

Fuck both of them

Friendly reminder that the Irish are gonna hang dong on Jake Fromm's face tonight. 'Playoffs round 2 electric boogaloo: We're For Real This Time,' here we come

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>wins 100 games against the likes of Illinois and Rutgers
>lose every game against decent opponents
Will he be remembers as the biggest bust in coaching history?

James blackman dead

DAWG MINI DRAGON

>Lost to a bunch of Mormons away from your colosseum
>Think you're going to win out rest of season against the carnival that the pac 12 is
>Only remotely concerned about ND
You best sober the fuck up troy boy. Lori Laughlin's daughters don't go to your school anymore

Bucks probably need to run the table to get in so it doesnt really matter

Because they can't do any better

ND because FUCK the SECuck inbreds on this bread. Hills Have Eyes looking muthafuckas.

those need to be caught

>its another Alabama vs Clemson National Championship Game episode

Why do milfs keep staring at me when I go for a run? I'm 23 in good shape.

roll tide

UGA, this knocks out ND indefinitely

why is run defense so piss poor in college

Last year Michigan fans were literally the largest and loudest fanbase on /cfb/ right up until the OSU game. Since then they've lost by 21+ 3 times.

Remember when you thought you were better than Oklahoma? El Oh Fucking El.

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>lose to some Mormon faggots because of refball
>no one will remember when USC is a 12-1 conference championship
What’s it like not going to a school with elite academics and a winning football tradition? Must suck

Is he the Pep Guardiola of cfb?

All refs need to hang

im spending way too many hours going through playbooks to try and find a way to have a decent set of under center runs without all the pass plays being ancient shit

probably gonna have to make an entire playbook myself

UofL comeback has started with criminoles dropping like flies

Christ lol

just use the maryland-monster formation in your playbook

Penn State will literally be the only challenge
Michigan and MSU have already proven themselves to be garbage and Wisconsin always falls flat against tOSU

>Elite academics
Not even a top 20 University and your shit is corrupt as fuck. It's pay 2 win with daddy's trust funds.

mediocre p5 schools beat pitt, pitt only beats good schools

>both qbs are black
i don't wanna watch a spaghettibowl

this
i fucking hate the mishitigan spergs here, i'll always cherish them losing

you realize that was mostly people false flagging, just like UT

By doesnt matter I meant that they will definitely be in at 12-0 and probably not at 11-1

Better than the community college you dropped out of because algebra was too hard
>baww corrupt
Lmao seethe harder

Is there any stadium ugly that Ohio State's?
It looks like the bad cgi stadium they make for sports movies

Psst that's what UCF is trying to become. That's where the money and recruiting is better than what they have.

PSU looks shit this year too. I’m more worried about Road night games against Nebraska and NW than anything

>120th run D going against a team that that has 4 runningbacks which will all be drafted in the first two rounds someday

It was cooler when it was actually a horseshoe

Not anymore. Fsu qb is ded, backup hornibrook will play

pep at least won the champions league and his domestic league titles. harbaugh has yet to win a super bowl, a college national title, or a conference title

Oh and I forgot
>also that same team has arguably the best O line in the country

UGA Pregame festivities live from campus
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DAWG PUNT DRAGON
Eat shit BYU

they fucked up the renovation. the outer facade looks goofy and doesn't blend with the old rotunda on the closed end. coulda been done better for sure.

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>this troy boy thinks he actually earned his degree
Move those goal posts faggot

Louisville racked up 250 rushing yards with beanpole linemen and RBs

Georgia might literally stomp your shit in.

Literally this. They are some filthy sluts.

a girl just flashed her tits in the background and you missed it

short

GO HUSKIES
GO HUSKIES

Can someone explain this graduate transfer meme to me? I don't remember anything about grad students playing college football until like 3 years, and nowadays it seems like some 10% of players are grad students

So winner of Cal-Washington will be the winner of the Pac-12?

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

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Post timestamped diploma from a higher-ranked university or admit defeat

>white male father
>black female mother

Now I'm certain this site is run my foreveralones.

It's easy to graduate college in 3 years. If you do you can play for another team without sitting out

DRAGON

They've always been there, it just hasn't been as noticeable since the NCAA made transferring easier

The UCF come back is heating up!

Make that USC-UW

TEXAS!!

FIGHT!!!!!

I think a winning football team should get to fuck the loser's cheerleaders
Thoughts?

UCF!!!!

FIGHT!!!!

Faggies

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>play for another team
So you're telling me that these people don't get accepted to grad school at their own institution LMAO? I mean, sure, I didn't get accepted to grad school at my undergrad, but I'm doing, like, real grad school, not some extracurricular which distracts me every now and then from playing football.

t. has a cheerleader gf at a shit team

>shitting on people saying he isnt fast enough

But if he was fast enough he wouldn't have got caught there

The Pac-12 champion is coming from the north again. USC is irrelevant.

Why did I only bet 30 bucks on auburn :(

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>Pitt


OH NO NO NO

dabs on TCU

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UCF is back lads.

bad dog

oh no pitt are getting tempoed now

>tfw the gamecucks go 1-6 before possibly losing to tennessee

How soon until Pitt fans start boooing like the Clemson fans of 2016?

based dubs

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>Shitt

>Kendall Jackson getting sacked three times in a half

What the fuck is our offensive line doing with their thumbs jammed up their asses

Dude it's about playing football not faggy ass academics you autist. They're either going to the NFL or getting a masters in education to coach anyway

When I was applying for grad school, I was being told explicitly not to apply at the same school I went to undergrad at.

Based

r8 my halftime bet boys

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Why not?

sorry you went to a dogshit school

basically if you graduate from your university and you want to transfer to a new school to to get more play time you can leave your program and be immediately eligible to play for your next school. this usually happens with player that red shirted their freshman year so they will have only played 3 full years of college ball by the time they graduate. so they have one more year of eligibility and if they choose to they can leave for another college to complete that last year while completing grad school

>betting on american amateur sports in euros

neat desu

how is it 2-1 with 3-1 return? is there something i'm not getting about 2-way?

-0/10

I was told that the admissions people are less likely to accept someone from within the school because they want a diversity of student population.
rude

Nah you're just retarded

UW is assblasting BYU at the line suddenly

I went to a good undergrad school but was told the same when applying to law school

oh you get your original 100 back too. meh, ez bet desu. pitt sucks

2 way is picking between 2 possible outcomes

I mean just speaking from UCF I know if you get a bachelors here it's almost guaranteed you get into a grad program.

>diversity of student population

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Pitt bros...

Americans, European and British isles uses different betting systems.

In British 2/1 means +200 in American

LMAO Pitt is falling apart before our very eyes.

EAT SHIT PITT

>PITT
LMAO look at those faces

Welcome to blowout city, BYU. You thought we were USC? Nah.

>law school
lmao my guy

>shitt

I fucking love watching pitt games

Pitt is about to get BTFO

Yea, well, you guys are niggers. Irish by 10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU HATERS FUCK YOU SHITT

KNIGHT NATION RISE UP

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Currently at a top-10, $180K starting when I graduate

That pr was over as soon as you saw how much space he had.

Terrible kick coverage by pitt

some choose to stay. but others might leave for another college because they might want more playing time, want to have a better chance at a title game or quality bowl game, or their current school doesn't offer the master degree program want to get into

I’d like to join in on this bandwagon, but there’s a legitimate chance the mad hatter is going to pull a W

SCbros, this byu game isn't makin us look so hot

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that's what they told you, huh. brutal

TEXAS!!

FIGHT!!!!

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Transitive property is a dumb meme, relax

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gotta say, i like the UCF meme. obviously they're not a top ten team but they seem to upset a lot of people, so good on them.

TD app state

DO THE RIGHT THING PITT AND BEAT THIS SHIT MEME TEAM PLS

That’s what officially reported statistics from the ABA tell me

Garrett Wilson is gonna be fucking terrifyingly good next year holy shit

I’m torn because on one hand I would’ve loved to see UCF get embarrassed, but I’m also a WVU fan, so seeing Pitt blow it is just as satisfying

>Eason is 22/24 for 264 yards and 3 TDs 0 ints to 8 WRs

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Who the fuck actually drinks Bud Light anymore?

Big law actually starts around $190k now if you're coming from T14 with a solid class ranking.

>SHIT MEME TEAM
They're the only good team in Florida faggot.

App State is unironically going to beat UNC and SCar

"health conscious" boomers

OSU has like 3 elite WRs coming in next year too

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dude is awesome already. this receiving corps is deep as fuck.

Uh oh fsu

oh, precious children. good luck in whatever industry decides to hire you eventually

The Cocks are back in chub mode. Better watch out, Mizoo!

People that suck dick. Real men, and women, only drink liquor.

>everyone is a loser like me

is A&M even in the game, haven't watched more than like 2 mins of it so I've only seen mond getting drilled

Enjoy your 3 year unpaid internship bruh

My girlfriend makes more than that at White and Case now. I also make more than her as a principal at MBB.

Within striking range at half!

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brilliant deduction, i can see your legal mind is hard at work

Real men, and women, only drink water, maybe juice/milk if they feel like it*

how the FUCK is FSU blowing another 3+ TD lead???

Auburn D is legit, Bo Nix does not look good though. I don't see him beating LSU or Bama with that arm. He overthrows every pass 20+ yards down the field.

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Is UCF the flagship university in Florida?

B1G Champs

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sure thing, bud. don't worry, you'll get a real job someday and you won't need to make up silly stories on the internet. maybe you'll even get a real girlfriend!

of central florida, yes

A&M deserves to get BTFO forever for their alumni wearing that gay ass ring all the time

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>byu whitebois

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No theyre done

any standout spreads i should look at? just lost 1000 on michigan and won 700 on cal

>he doesn't enjoy two fingers of whiskey after a hard day's work

I heard he had a coke problem while he was at Georgia and would show up to meetings late, which had something to do with him not being able to win the starting position back from Jake Fromm, who is objectively inferior to Eason.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GET FUCKED PITT

INT

And you're a little bitch

no, jacksonville university is

>no DPI because the ball didn't cross scrimmage line
The most pitt call of all time

I'm sorry you think everyone is a loser like you.

Ucf paycheck cleared

>UCF defender tackles wr before ball reaches them
>NO PI
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

Too many niggers
Lets get Horni and win!

Disney money

Eat shit Pitt?

The booos are starting to come out in Pitt!

wasn't a pass bitch

Ball didn't cross the line of scrimmage.

USF is protected by the pedophile elites

Who /booooooooooo/ here?

FSU continuing it's trend this season of blowing massive leads. Noles fans on suicide watch

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How is Michigan so bad?

#15 on pitt is fucking garbo this dude has been burned 5 times and they are still letting him play

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED SHITT

DRAGON

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Anyone have some Dubs II pics? I only have Dubs the First

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Bruh I'll take it but why is Pitt still covering Davis with an injured CB? He just keeps blowing by him.

PITT HAS EM WHERE THEY WANT EM
he tore his acl or something in the 2nd quarter lol

harbaugh maybe

They peaked in 2016, couldn't get past Ohio State, and have been sliding downhill since.

Garbage state

lackluster recruits and complacent coaching

yeah but you'll be working 60-72 hour work weeks for your first ten years. With only two or three more years of education (and substantially less student debt) you could get a phd in applied math and end up with 140k starting (assuming you're at a top 10 school) and a normal 40 hour work week. Also lawyers are fucking suicidal. I mean, good on you for your successes, I'm just saying that money isn't everything.

Easiest bet in a long time

Invested more in bragging about not paying players than winning

cutest mascot

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>the absolute fucking state of Pittsburgh right now
what the fuck went wrong?

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The Cocks once again go flaccid. Embarrassing.

UGA-ND starts 02 local time

odds of me making it to the fourth quarter

that game was jobbed, though, as much as michigan has sucked since

seriously guys give me some bets idc how stupid

They've been pulling in consistent top 10 recruiting classes

#15 pissed off the coaching staff at some point and this is the payback

UCF were sleepwalking bit woke up

>recruiting "rankings"
look at the product on the field, bub

cause i do this shit anyways

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Michigan Potatonog leave

That fumble really turned it around.

>being so salty you can't name us

seetheeeeeeeeee

Bet on Okie St no matter what the line is

31 unanswered in 14 mins of game clock

>60-72 hour work weeks for your first ten years
the first three years will be more like 80-100

like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=A0XmUgmnssk

I saw Jim Harbaugh at a grocery store in Westland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

i miss this kind of shitposting

Bad UCF penalty to take. You've got the momentum my dudes, don't give it back.

my man you betcha i will

J.T. made that first down and you literally can't say otherwise.

Huh.....well......maybe

just bet the house on georgia scoring a billion against ND

parlay charlotte and okstate on the money line

American bets are so hard to read

What does the second mean?

SHITT'S QB DED

elite UCF playcalling, kill the QB

>UCF so mad they just killed last Pitt's QB

moneyline is 23/10 spread is 20/23 what say you britbong

i can, because he didn't

>FSpoo
>Half-ass U
>Criminoles

it's all shit becuase we can't be for real

Pitts checks went through

>Free shoes university

>Taunting
Boy the refs are really trying to bail out Pitt lads

LOUISVILLE

get this nigger the fuck out of tallahassee

I want UCF to win, but i really fucking hope pitt drops 50 and sends this to 7 overtimes

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if you risk 100 dollars you win 800. so if its +110 you spend 100 to win 110 if its -110 you spend 110 to win 100

SC friends I'm just so happy that Daniels is gone. He was an overhyped bust who was way too loose with the ball, threw constant picks, and had no killer instinct. He also completely ignored Vaughns and Pittman and only threw to St Brown. Wouldn't surprise me at all to find out that he and St Brown sucked each other off in the locker room before each game

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took forever to hit the open man lol

That ref trying to get the ball lol

Hey guys, our team's off to a rough start this season.
I heard you guys know a thing or two about college football. Any advice you can give to help turn Florida State around?

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Nice of the refs to move Pitt down the field there.

Lads, how does your school say EXPOSED????

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ye i know that even if its so hard to use for anything not 100 dollar bet
But I meant "Moneyline"

>pissburgh

>no pass int

How do we fix FSU boys? Hardmode no firing Taggert its too expensive

Still can't believe FSU fell for the black coach meme

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Chuck it deep

moneyline = "straight up" or "outright"

Could Taggart be the next coach at Michigan?

Score more points

should the 15th ranked team be struggling with Pitt?

>play dirty
>get called for penalties
>reeeeeee refs!

>Chris Chuganov has 2 touchdowns today

Huge keks

>penalty bowl

Tell fsu they're not racist if they fire you

Bring back Deondre Francois

announcers clowning the FSU nigger

What do you call it when your lines are both made of wet newspaper and you have no RB so you give the ball to random people that proceed to fumble instantly?

stop being black

lmao Chugs was dogshit

2014 BCS>2017 CFB final>2016>2015>2018>2019

What the fuck was that UCF?

Has never recovered since that loss to App

wait that bet has to be mid game then? right? As in 8 times the money for Michigan win? can't be pre game odds?

PISTOL FORMATION

>maximize personnel
>downhill running with playaction pass
>dual threat qb-road-grader o-line-multiple te-three wr
>not installing this as the base formation in the offseason
>Harbaugh hired the OC

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>UCF barely beating a mid-tier ACC team’s second string defense

Gabriel needs to get the ball out faster.

Ask Ped State

Bad

cope

>peepeepoo

yeah it was a live bet jonathon taylor had just left the game so i went for it

Both were, Michigan were +3.5 before the game

right

>Mishitgan stain is STILL posting it

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enjoy missing the playoffs sweetums

Why is called "money line" and not just "win"?

SC is South Carolina boi

>mishitstain

denied

idk probably some marketing shit bookies use cause you can win a shit ton of money on the under dog

gamblers like to sound cool when they talk about what they do. why is it called blackjack and not 21

as a UFC fan I'm usually classy but I wouldn't mind if the Pitt QB gets a career ending injury

Nope. USC and SC are both ours. Call yourself Scar or just the Cocks, Cletus

which of these teams could beat the miami dolphins

i mean look i had a shot, a really small fucking shot, to win 4.4k they get suckers like me with that shit, moneyline baby

Lads, anyone else watching this UC Davis - North Dakota st game?
Pretty good so far

Should be dual possession for completion

Any UVA fans here?

What did this user mean by this?

>degenerate can't refute without appeal to ad hominem

I haven't seen a powerhouse program voluntarily kill itself since Nebraska fired Solich

FSU will never get back to national relevance

UCF #10 sleeping in the middle of the field

To be fair that post was before it was even 5-0 Miami. Not the worst post ever

FSU is going to lose again

THE Sewanee, University of the South Tigers would booty blast the Miami Dolphins

Gayhawks BTFO by good ol boy Neal Brown football

tell that to the post office boi you don't address your letters, im a homo who pays too much in taxes
9800 faggot lane LA, SC 90210

Try English next time Cletus

Most of the top 10 probably could, as well as Army.

>"I just wanna heeelp my team!!"

This isn't even ad hominem, you posted it earlier.

>Mishitgan appeals to pathos

I dont think so. I'm pretty sure I've seen more vtech fans here desu

Georgia by over 43?

Fun thing that is our normal betting, sort of. But the draw also available.
What you use as normal betting the +x spread(?) is known as "Asian handicap"

>he can't bet in his state
I just threw in some bets while taking a shit, feels good man

What race is he? He looks vaguely white, or he could be a spic

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Just took a fat Michigan lads

Islander mixed with white

>what race is the pacific islander
gee i wonder

>Ohio State band playing "Fat Bottomed Girls"
I didn't consent to this they're raping me through the TV!

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Hawaiian.

BEST FOOTBALL PROGRAM IN NORTH CAROLINA

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is betting legal over there?

Hoak or Chug buckbros?

looks mexican

fucking kek

>5-70
>13 minutes to play
what's the etiquette here, do you let the other team score some? Dial back your D and let them chew clock? Only use run plays when you have the ball back?

this can't be real. literally no one I knew in mass had a gun and every shithead out here in california has one

>rodgers still getting endorsements

what state? i'm in virginia, don't think i can do it
spic+islander+white

>not trying to break 100 points
pleb

Chug in a pinch desu lad

It might be tasteless, but Day's almost certainly gonna keep calling pass plays.
He's breaking in three new QBs this season, he needs them to get as many in-game passing reps as possible.

Put the practice squad in

Aac refs protecting their business

yeah. we even have a fucking state owned betting company lefuckingmao

you just know

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thank you for ending the delusion from apehoop "school" customers, they were starting to talk themselves up to being at Clemson's level soon

>Cuckanov
You don't want that lmao

why is everyone surprised at UCF? LSU ended the meme last year

Every coach except John Heisman starts dialing it back

UCF should just be tossing it to Davis every play.

when will white women stop fucking niggers

>Hoak's first Ohio State pass is a 61 yard TD
You know the answer.

>etiquette
tired of this meme. stop the other team if you don't want the score ran up.

>running it there
Hue Pal has turned into a pussy the moment he's in a tight game

No, the way the rankings and playoffs work it encourages playing as few competitive games as possible in the season. Of the top 5 teams in the country only one of them , Georgia, played a competitive football game this weekend.

And the thing is it's not worth it to play good football games. Because if Alabama rolls over whatever FCS school they choose this week, then Georgia loses to Notre Dame in an OT thriller, Alabama will emerge ahead.

Is Heupel retarded?

more republicans live in CA than you'd think Mass is almost all liberals outside of Western MA and even then it's mostly libs

What the fuck is that play calling from UCF? You have a third string 5'8" corner against your first string 6'5" receiver and you run it?

when white men boycott them fullstop and switch exclusively to azn

Is that how you guys pay for your socialist agenda? Just skim off the top of the gambling like in "Casino"? That's fucking hilarious.

>(you) aren't presenting solutions user
see

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y'all get good odds?

I wonder what she smells like

there are no moneyline bets for the charlotte game on bovada lol

jamal's cum

lol clem's gonna have a field day with the heels

The ghost of Brady infecting Ohio Stadium right now

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a tad musky i reckon.

>legitimate industry
>"skim off the top"
keep lickin that boot, boy

>taut exposed midriffs
HNNNNNGGGGGGG

this post may age badly

FSU feeling Hornibrook with a 28-24 lead

*runs left into a brick wall*
*turns around and runs right for 1000yds*

Why don't they do this on every play lmao

what about latina?

He should try infecting his Alma Mater

this is why women's rights are so degenerate. they think they're so fucking smart and progressive when they go out and fuck animals and then they pay the toll and other women still don't learn

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Based Taggart

*wins
*wins the SEC East
*wins the hearts and minds of /cfb/

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It's not skimming when you own the book

kek i can't get em on my site either, fuckkkk

O*io state will 100% sleep on michigan and Michigan will win by 14

>Michigan is so beyond hope that the ghost of Brady is helping Ohio State instead of his alma mater
How the fuck will Michigan ever recover?

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wtf UCF

Jesus Christ UCF is just throwing it away.

OH NO NO NO NOOOO

He will when they play Rutgers

I got an old buddy that plays WR for ODU should I bet on my friend and his team or go for UVA

LMAO Will is chewing out #10 for throwing a shoe

GIVE PITT YOUR ENERGY

>No flag on Mississippi State

Based SEC refs fucking Kentucky again

ohio state hasn't slept on michigan since cooper. i.e. 2 decades ago.

Too close for comfort brother

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they know something we don't man Charlotte boutta show the world Clemson is over rated.

This WVU game would be a lot uglier if our defense wasn’t playing competently

guys why cant i get laid

LETS GOOOOOOO

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UCF wins check em

>Ohio State
>sleeping on Michigan
Ohio State almost lost to fucking Maryland last year because they were looking ahead to Michigan. You aren't gonna catch them napping.

Sauce pls!!!

*sigh* Yeah. I miss that man...

lmao youse thought pitt could kick

eat shit

This poor fucking Pitt kicker is going to hang himself.

That Utah loss wasn't actually that bad btw, 1 TD to a team that plays super hard at home and you have never beaten, I am not saying they are playoff caliber or anything stupid like that.

Motherfucker do you even know academia? Enjoy cranking out 80 hours a week of equations and teaching nursing students stats while they 24/7 flirt with you for free A's in their hated subject and give you hellish blue balls because if you fuck one you wasted your entire life, if you wanted to be a stooge you can really just get a bachelors in Stats

>COLLEGE KICKERS

>college kickers

Pitt in charge of ever making a FG

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I NEED BETS

why not

KICK CATCH INTERFERENCE IS THE GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD OF

GET FUUUUUUCCCKED

if it weren't for cooper tOSU might actually be leading the all-time series.

thats not an answer man

are you under 20% bodyfat?

How much you want to lay? Dawes up at half time and final is ez money

Pitt's Shit and Quit

gf's roommate just flashed me wtf do I do? I left to smoke outside but what if she makes something up, I don't trust women

what a waste of #'s

fine do it

>Kansas unironically has a football team

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i just wanted a cute lil $1 bankbreaker but nooooo

a couple hundred

Dawgs*

It's worse than you'd think

Imagine this. You're the socialist party that's been in control for 100 years. Not only do you enact a monopoly on betting for the state run company that generates money that you benefit from because you have a strangle hold on everything the money goes to. But you put in laws that mean you're (gambling company owned by the party) excempt from laws such as selling scratch cards on credit and tax free sales for yourself.

Thankfully they've sort of been forced to change because of some EU laws because it's hard to ban EU betting sites because of EU free trade stuff. So since January the monopoly was officially killed though you could already bet on EU sites since forever

They have a bigger income from this than all other parties have combined from everything

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PA

>Motherfucker do you even know academia?
I'm a PhD student in mathematics
>Enjoy cranking out 80 hours a week of equations and...
Major exaggeration. My TA duties occupy about 20 hours a week, my academic work takes about 20 hours a week plus 6 hours a week of classes. It will probably get more intense once I'm doing my dissertation but really, grad school is a pretty comfy gig. Plus get paid to go to school and no student debt.

your phone have a camera my man? just kinda hold it up to get some video then put it facedown and let that audio roll baby. be very clear about "DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? YES? OKAY GOOD"

ohio state to cover

DRAGONNNNNNN

kiddo, you have literally zero clue what you're talking about

i wouldve layed charlotte and ok st for like 100 just for the fuck of it

if i was ucf I'd just throw a dragon every play

they closed bets

WHY did Gabriel not run?!

>shoulder-to-shoulder with drenched t-shirt freshmen qts
IT'S NOT FAIR

FSU QB situation:
whiteman good
blackman bad

Oh st going for 100

Gayhawks """fans""" seething at that correctly called kick catch interference lmao

Just got to get 24 more points in 3 minutes

little brother won’t even get a (you) from me

Why are the FSU Cheerleaders so fat??

SMU gonna cover 6.5?

>kicker denies Day his chance to tie the largest margin of victory in the modern era
He's gonna run that motherfucker to death this week.

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skinny broads are awful in bed

TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNN

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UCF going for it is a bad call

He called run up the middle twice when he needed a 1st lol

my college experience is that pretty college girls really don't like being rained on, because football games are more of a social experience to meet guys and be seen than the actual game for them

Heupel is a retard. Why would you go with a straight run on 4th and 2 when you know it's going to get stuffed?

t. la'quentarious

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF APPALACHIAN

>Celebrating like it was an interception
LMAO pissburg

new bread?

going for it is a good call, running is a bad one

here we go lmao

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Based Jimbo took the good lookin thots with him to aTm

ehhh you never had a thin fit girl bouncing on you? it's the best

The Chad play was to go for it but a gigachad was to actually score

racist and sexually inexperienced? wow, color me shocked

>weather delay in a 71-point blowout with 2 minutes of play left
o fugg

Nah they should've kicked the field goal, theyve struggled short yardage and dominated overall second half, take the points

not bad

I'm praying for you

the fg does nothing to increase your chances of winning and gives pitt better field position over a stuffed 4th

>college kickers
>the chapel on top of the hill
LMAO

>UNC
LMAO

Refs beat uofl

WHY DOES MOND ALWAYS CHOKE AT THE FUCKING INZONE
FUCK

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Of course it increases your chances, pitt arent going to drain the entire clock with a touchdown drive

>nursing students taking stats
Lol

>unironically losing at home to a G5 school with a first-time HC AFTER they switched to prevent D
Mack Brown is shit, Phil Longo is shit, Jesse Bates is shit; none of them mesh schematically and any non-casual could have told you so

it's actually a very common requisite in nursing curricula

Easy for you to say Jerry Rice, you fucking did make it... and I bet that was more valuable than a fucking edumucation

What the fuck is that spot?!

MIGRATE
MIGRATE
MIGRATE

PUNT THE BALL RETARDO PITT HAVE DONE NOTHING FOR LIKE 2 FULL QUARTERS

Man that was a bold fucking call.