MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

Is there any way MotD can be relevant again?

West Ham could go 4th tomorrow if they beat Man U.

Haha. Football.

get brown people to host it to get the YOUF in

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Stephane Henchoz has been a pretty decent manager so far, could be cool to see him back in the PL some day

Brexit will fuck over your internet though.

vile disgusting half-breeds
just threw up in my mouth having to look at their disfigured mutt faces

mad how the anti-brexit brigade have suddenly started caring about climate change because some 11 year old swedish girl said a few words. these people would protest the use of oxygen if every cunt else was

>Rugby world cup

Yuck

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jews have been pushing climate change for a decade
they finally made it "trendy" with the youth by using their little puppet

Embracing his working class roots again

>getting absolutely put out by an autistic child

Funny you lel

>Spuds

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Stop the BBC thinking that former player = natural pundit

Have a longer time slot to discuss the games properly instead of trying to squeeze analysis into 3 minutes per game. This will also stop braindead former footballers becoming pundits because they won't be able to get away with simply commentating what is on the screen.

Move it to an online programme

All the driving and car stuff I know because I have to drive loads of different cars all over the country for work.

>Move it to an online programme
When that happens the show is officially dead

>Move it to an online programme

Lol no, look at BBC 3 now.

>Move it to an online programme

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we dont need any bonehead analysis or even a host
I don't think viewing figures would change significantly if it was just extended highlights with voiceover (commentary would stay the same ie recorded after the match is over)

MotD literally serves no other purpose than to show highlights which is what Sky and BT put on Youtube minutes after the games end anyway.
Might as well try to compete and turn the show into an actual intellectual tactical analysis. People love long form shit these days too.

I am watching the game and I don't need idiots to tell me afterwards that a striker is 'brilliant at putting the ball in the back of the net' or that the defender who let the striker run past him 'should have done better'
I just think it's aimed at 80 IQ people and fairly insulting to any viewer with a brain

Tim Cahill isn't cognisant enough to be seething

>Commentary would stay the same ie recorded after the match is over

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Don't watch it then and fuck off.

sky have people like jose mourinho doing post match tactical analysis and the bbc have danny murphy

>Join Jermaine Jenas and his footballing mates Craig Mitch, Chelcee Grimes and Reece Parkinson as they talk about the Premier League and everything they love about it, including the skills, celebrities, music, fashion and culture.
>SKILLS
>CELEBRITIES
>MUSIC
>FASHION
>CULTURE
Wish the BBC would die desu

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Was that a small cock joke from lineker?

you're forgetting about the middle aged men who can't into internet TV

what the fuck is jenas doing
he's nearly 40 ffs

they'll be dead soon then what

Fuck the boomers and their dying TV watching habits

>Gary makes a cheeky joke about the guests
>the guests look at each other and give a "shucks, what is he like????" chuckle

bout time they binned this stale shite i think

>Just as an aside to my commentary, City's biggest win in the Premier League was 7-0 against Norwich City who beat City last week. Bear that in mind as the game progresses.

Americans are much better at sports shows

Copy the NFL Show format. People have most likely seen the highlights by the time it airs so just show glimpses then speak about the big stories of the week instead. It requires charismatic pundits though.

My Dad is a 60 year old brexiteer, and he's always hunting down streams for his non-big6 prem team

If you're watching this for the stupid quips rather than the football, then maybe switching to BBC 3 is in your best interest.

just a totally natural titbit from a commentator watching the match from the first time lad(they record the commentary live and then throw out 95% of it just for MOTD)

He's another knobhead who is scared of getting old so tries to get down wit da yoof.

shut up u egg and get out of lineker's hole. wont tell you again

Are people seriously only just noticing the commentary is recorded afterwards or is this a new gimmick?

>adverts and black people shouting at each other in oversized suits like a male version of Loose Women

No they fucking aren't silly cunt

The best NFL show I watch is the BBC's lel

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mr bean. Funny

going to oktoberfest on monday lads

I was so relieved when they didn't take up that fucking stupid set MOTD has now.

This is all set pieces and deflections

good job outing yourself as a paki man u fan from luton who never goes to games. you can literally see them in their commentary box

It's not though, they take clips from their Final Score chat. Sometimes they add a few lines after.

No one cares about NFL.

Don't come back.

but it will still be september on monday

>you now remember Tom Cleverley

>5-0 down after 18 minutes
>This is bordering on embarrassing for Watford
Think it's well over the border desu

Have fun lad, never done one as it's like £8 for a two pint stein

sure thing m8
my dad works for football and he says the commentators are definitely at the grounds as well so I believe you. a fact for sure

>le commentary is recorded after the game meme
Fucking cringe. Worst gimmick.

>commentator cooms over a deflected Silva assist

Will the Watford fans get their money back?

Good thing we're discussing format and not content then.

City really should've won at least 15-0, and it should be a source of embarrassment to them that they didn't. Watford are literally Ryman League level.

dont know any watford fans called Will

Worst gimmick is "le stayed behind to do the interview with Gary XD"

Speaking about our continental brothers, is Granada this years Lestah?

>worst start by any team in 10,000+ Premier League matches
>"bordering on embarrassing"

>crowd apathetic as fuck

>as an apology we'll pay for a coach for the away game
These things are scripted

watford fought from two goals down to get a draw against arsenal so what does that make arsenal?

So, Arsenal lose tomorrow as usual. United beat West Ham. Liverpool thrash Chelsea. CP vs Wolves is the game to watch then.

I'd 8-0 be a Watford fan right now

well that's obviously just a silly joke but the commentary being recorded after the game is actually real
you'd have to be braindead not to realise it in all honesty, I'm sorry to be insulting to those who haven;t figured it out but come on.

>given PL debut
>subbed off half an hour later
JUST

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PAY YOUR TV LICENCE.

Qique's a damn handsome man. He deserves better.

How are they in the PL then?
Or are actual Ryman League teams literally North West Shropshire Reserves League level?

For me it's Brightlingsea Regent

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Pep BTFOing these stupid gobshite TV cunts.

Bit gay, lad.

>Why are Watford players walking when they're already 6-0 down
Well you kinda answered your own question.

>"[player] hasn't scored in 10 PL fixtures. I wonder if [manager] will be rewarded
>"Oh, and he's done it! [player] has scored!"

Yep, foreshadowing in real time commentary is completely natural. Totally not recorded as he's watching replays in the studio for narrative effect

>Corinthians were far too casual today

MoTD needs less men and more women desu.

>You can't have an invincible team....
>Yes Arsenal did it
Then you can do it, can't you? Liverpool are doing it this year anyway so lmao Arsecucks btfo with their gold meme trophy.

Laportay

Fewer men

Mate, you do realise this is a highlight show, right? That there is 90 mins of talking, right? That commentators use tid-bits like that to fill boring segments and all that's happened is the editor has put it over? Christ I know tripfags are dumb but you're making Spurs fags look even stupider.

Spuds are a bit cringe now lads. Poch needs to go to a big club and take the mouth breather with him.

Disabled women.
Crippled, darkie muff diving women.

Vardy would make a good pundit imo.

yeah mental how they always seem to know what's coming next but I suppose that's part of being a talented commentator, being able to see the future

Fuck, I knew I missed something:

>Running order: ManC/Wat, Lei/Tot, Eve/SU, Bur/Nor, New/BHA; Sou/Bou (Fri).

Ah who cares. Fairly predictable anyway.

>now

Go chew a urinal cake you misery

Finally.

Alright lads, anyone got the running order?

>gazzanigger
Bit racist; should change his name

Barcelona and Madrid are looking at the moment, mate. Poch should just get it agreed now and resign.

naturally man city v watford is first because it was a properly thrilling game with numerous twists and turns

...

Whitby Town are top (joint) of the (Northern) Premier League, lads.

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WTF LADS WHY DOES THE GOAL GET SCORED ON 20TH MIN AND THEN WE GO TO THE NEXT GOAL THAT HAPPENED ON THE 40TH CLEARLY TIME TRAVEL IS IN EFFECT IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH EDITING.

He's said he will never go to Barca and Zidane's buyout is too rich even for Madrid by all accounts. I bet he goes to PSG next year. Former player and easy titles to pad his CV.

England's Brave Harry Mong

>Perez shielding the ball to stop Ndidi scoring

Cunt.
Send him back to Newcastle, he's shite.

>ngubu does some shitty celebration

Why won't he got ot Barca and Zidane is gonna be hounded out anyway.

BAN VAR NOW IT'S A FUCKING JOKE

I'm obviously biased but the VAR decision was a fucking joke

Former Espanyol player and manager. Barca's local rivals.

It was offside though.

lel

They should've let the 1st ref look at it. VAR in the PL is a joke

Leicester are a legit top 4 side desu

>Tottenham Hotspur

Spurs are a joke.

Ah right.

Wow, thanks for enlightening me

maddison should be the first name on the England team sheet

Call him up Southgate

OI BRENT

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>can score with shoulder
>shoulder in offside position
>goal disallowed
why are people upset again?

So, are Man Utd going to spend £200m onn Maddison in January, or wait til the summer

don't fucking care it was fractional it's nonsense
can't even celebrate a goal anymore

Chowdry's got a better chance. Especially with this British Asians nonsense Sky and the Beeb is now pushing.

Got 'em

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why did leicester sign him then

It's such a meme how "England don't play with a 10 so can't be selected". Maddison is an 8 and should put Barkley in the bin

Lads can't they fix the VAR shit by putting sensors around the balls? Also, remember, VAR isn't a fucking computer, it's managed by a person. VAR isn't some all knowing thing, it's just a camera system that's manned by a human.

No James, it wouldn't be worse.

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why don't they just put microchips in players boots/shirts to decide offsides, similar to what they do with goaline technology?

Seething kikes

Our recruitment is shit.

>anyone-selling-shit-players?.jpg

enjoyed him destroying that twat Clarkson a few weeks ago

because a millisecond before that freeze frame it wasn't offside and how do you know which image you should be looking at?

>Not just using a 20 quid jansport bag

I mean you can spend your money however you want, but I get the right to mock you wasting £6500 on that utter shite.

>cLeAr AnD oBvIoUs ErOrS

Reminder that James Maddison set his mates on some guys after they didn't say they were jealous of him earning several thousand pounds a week

He’d be the first to play for England wouldn’t he?

TIME FOR WILDER

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What the fuck is wrong with these silly cunts?

Link?

didn't know the boxing was on

Love seeing kikes seethe.

Only Spurs could lose 2-1 after being 2-0 up

>hurr sheffield united will go down with 0 points derp need foreign men in squad to win games durr
Blades will stay up easily.

>How is Poch still not sacked yet?

he's about to win his first trophy any day now, really!!

Rich cunt

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For me, it's absolutely not Everton, the useless cunts.

>Arsenal have a player called Saka
>Arsenal have a player called Xhaka
>They're both pronounced the same
Yet this isn't as weird as that game last week where that team... I forget who, had three lots of two players with the same surname (tho one was on the bench).

they're thick

Are the B team in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy this year?

Fuck the rest of these farmers lads.

twitter.com/Madders10/status/1163183882151313413

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eddie meme (cooks & wilsons)

Anyone else always forget Everton are scousers?

Why do Everton keep signing shit players?

>everton are weak at set pieces, it sure would be a shame if they were to concede an own goal from this particular set piece that I am seeing now for the first time as the live commentator of this match

Isreal once had Tal Ben Haim I and Tal Ben Haim II in their squad

Ironic considering Maddison's hairline seems to be running away from his face.

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fucking hell that's a dreadful comeback

Must be depressing to be an Everton fan

no you fucking weirdo southern fairy

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seething baldy

Is that destroying? I'm not au fait with modern hair based banter

You now remember Michael Chopra.

Bud bud ding 2.99

fairly common knowledge that everton fc hail from liverpool

Top paki footballer

There we go, yeah. Plus they had King and King (bench).

That would have been memey.

Being an everton fan would make me want to off myself tbdesu

what a pathetic beta team

>that weird chris wilder cameo in sunderland til i die

Kerala blasters legend

That flash cunt silvas ego is shattered, hell be gone by Christmas. Chris wilder, proper brexit manager.

Wilder is pretty based

>still at the stadium
commitment to the cause that is lads

Thought that earlier
>best performance of the season
>lose at home to Southampton
>worst performance of the season
>win away to everton

Nice that Wilder stuck around at Goodison Park until after 11pm for the interview. Not a very nice area of Liverpool either, probably find his car on bricks outside.

>hell be gone by Christmas
He'll be gone by halloween

They haven't got a second King.

I need to pirate that

Ipswich's owner had to lend him money because loan sharks kept turning up at the training ground looking for him.

respect for wilder for staying at the stadium all this time

not as dreadful as your hairline m8

very kino senpai

Everton are the football equivalent of Chicken kiev, McCains oven chips and beans for dinner every night. Disappointing and low key depressing, but not quite enough to kill yourself over.

Tim Cahill is grim

one of the few to play for both newcastle & sunderland in modern times

kek

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Literally the best there’s ever been. Seriously.

For me? It’s Real Kashmir.

Fucking kek

Just get a free month of Netflix on a new email or leech off someone?

Nothing wrong with that every night.

Oh. No idea what I'm thinkingf of them.

>a lot of talk about everton getting into the top 6

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you wouldn't download a car

>Everton could realistically break into the top half

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>Sheffield United could realistically get relegated

Found it on the Football Highlights subreddit with a quick Google lel

Let me tell you bout a meal that is a winner.
You can have it for your tea or for your dinner
Its good enough for royalty, for princes, kings and queens...

Its egg, sausage, chips and beans.

I'd like to eat it every single day.
With plenty brown sauce and tommy K.
From Glasgow to Southampton, and all the in-between.
We love egg, sausage, chips and beans.

>filename

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Arsenal 1-2 Aston Villa
cap this post

Dog

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>4th captain
come off it

For me, it's potato waffles. Sometime i'm fancy and arrange everything on top of each other like a little food tower. When I do, I scoop out the beans with a slotted spoon then pour over the bean juice as if it were a tomato jus.

we'll see who's laughing when the first 3 get injured

>4 lots of football fans going into london via euston
Who thought of that as a good idea? Hope we get some nice fights between united and liverpool fans

Based.

I've heard the exact opposite of that list used to describe rugby fans

>everton are 4th on the list of net transfer spend over the last 5 years
Mersey Billionaires are on the up, lots of shrewd transfer dealings over the years.

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Didn’t realised they’d signed Danjuma. Didn’t he used to call himself Gronveld?

Do enjoy a potato waffle in a fish finger sandwich

quality gourmet dining as far as I'm concerned

Do trains from Surrey and Essex go to Euston?

Joined from Club Brugge for £14m at start of August.

>Didn’t he used to call himself Gronveld?
It's his full name.
>Arnaut Danjuma Groeneveld

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Those fuckers are too hard to cook right. Brown oven shit is meant to go in at 200 for 25 minutes, whatever the box says

How come Yea Forums still mocks Eddie Howe? Fella is clearly a decent manager.

This. Im straight but damn...that man is hot

>Sunderland Til I Die

My ex broke up with me because I started blubbing at the first church scene. The success of my shit city is linked to the success of our football club and it just hit me hard.

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There’s yer man Chopra. Makes a good korma I’ll tell ye that much, luvly.

>Fella is clearly a decent manager
At only one club. The one time he tried elsewhere, he ran off after it all went to pieces.

Usually grill potato waffles to be honest

>baking potato waffles
Mate, just grill them.

>MotDx
What the fuck is this zoomer shit

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

EMM OHH TEE DEE EXXXXXXXX IN DA HOUSE

>Jack Ross furiously masturbating over 1-1 draws
>"success"

We can all go to bed now

SKRRAAAAAAAAA PA PA BIG UP DA YOOF INNIT FUCK BORIS OPEN DE CLUBS UP YEH

>MotD - half caste edition

>a somewhat successful MOTD thread

bloody hell, thanks mates

Have we gone full circle with the Ali G parody? He used to mock these sorts of clowns 20 years ago and now they're been pushed as mainstream.

>The Rap Game UK on before the NFL show

What the FUCK bbc

It's what a bunch of middle class BBC employees think kids want to watch

now i show you trudeau in ten years

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At one club he's essentially taken from League Two to the PL and kept them there despite being unfashionable, unfavourable and clearly punching massively above their weight. Why people cannot credit him with that and look to make excuses and knock him is baffling.
If he was an Iberian, people would be pulling their pud off over him.

You just know Jenas reads the Economist while listening to Radio 4. Fake ass down wid da yoof poser

This too it would seem.
Used to like watching the NFL Show straight after MOTD. Go to bed now.

Big andy

>punching massively above their weight.
Owned by a Russian billionaire, have been since the League Two days. Howe's bought his way up the leagues.

>Steve Bruce at Newcastle

It's like watching a dog fly a plane, it's just not right

Andy Carroll is a poor man's Chris Martin

Yet was never the biggest spender in any division he was in.

Which one? The retired New Zealand bowler who was laughably poor as a batsman, or the Coldplay singer?

The one making Leeds do a Leeds today

Actual tactical analysis. More banter, less here's what happened.

>my assistant keeps texting me out of work and touching my arms at work

What should I do

Lmao at the potato waffle noobs telling you to grill them. Just stick them in the toaster on the highest setting from frozen. Perfect every time.

Ah, the Coldplay singer

tried this once and it blew up the toaster lmao

you should post a pic so we can provide you with accurate advice

Suck his dick

VAR is dogshit

Just fuck him

>Hoy-bee-air
Wtf is JFs problem?

It's a she

You're a lawsuit waiting to happen.

>Why people cannot credit him with that and look to make excuses and knock him is baffling.
There's no pressure on him at Bournemouth, that's the thing. The one time he had pressure at Burnley, he had an average season and then ran off when it went to pieces at the start of the next one.

If Howe is as great as he's claimed, why is Bournemouth's defence still utter shit?

Why are you even asking?

Fuck her

Good to see goalkeeping fuckups is hereditary

Exactly, shame like as she has a cracking arse and always wears strappy tops and buys me breakfast

Why are they still a PL club when their natural level is two leagues below?

>AFC Bournemouth stands for Athletic Football Club, not Association Football Club like most

Based

>tfw your assistant is a 19 stone trainspotter (male)
Even when it's going well, it isn't.

I admit that's only because of Howe. But there are clearly reasons why no bigger clubs are going for him considering the job he's doing at Dean Court.

Miss the days of Jersey-born James Hayter bossing Division Three for perennial relegation candidates AFC Bournemouth.

This. In the current climate no court is going to find a boss who shags his assistant innocent of sexual harassment regardless of any evidence to the contrary

The reason is that bigger clubs will only appoint meme coaches who've done well in eurotrash leagues

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Oldham? Charlton? I think Middlesbrough used to be Athletic FC too.

her age? and yours?

He's English. He's unlikely to get that opportunity with no connections to them

27 and 23 I think

>The Rap Game UK
Whoa now BBC, fuck off with that shit.

For me, it's the Scottish Cup

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Oldham are actually Oldham Athletic Association Football Club, which is a gobful. Charlton are Charlton Athletic FC but I don't think I've ever seen anyone call them Charlton AFC.

He left Burnley when his mum died to move nearer home after essentially using a season to rebuild an absolutely piss poor Burnley side and leaving them in great shape

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/19937083

If you're the older one it looks worse. I've seen it done though.

>Rugby Union

What a dull game

...well fuck me I never realised that.

yeah this is fucking hideous

Bring back BBC 3 actually on telly, with Family Guy and Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

>Ministers should be ready to give Thomas Cook "real financial support", a union representing staff at the struggling travel company has said
Should they though? It's clearly a failing business model, I don't see how pumping more money into it is going to help

Come the fuck on. Bournemouth were splashing out on outrageous wages during their rise up the leagues.

Have you heard him speak? He’s like an emasculates little boy

And there were other clubs doing it more so.

A hard day at the office for the Civil Service Strollers

ITV is willing to pay for newer seasons, so no thanks.

Whatever happened to all the Monarch planes and staff? Was it all burnt on the pyre and will Thomas Cook end up the same or will there a sort of house clearance sale later?

She's keeping an eye on your dad you imbecile

What would my team be in Major League Soccer?
I search
> Winning team
> Team with very good and excellent fan base
> Team that is the most popular and important in your entire city / State
> Team with very high attendance in their stadium
> Team that is the most winning and with the most championships in your city / state
> Team with specific soccer stadium
> Team that is in a city where the teams of the NHL, NBA, MLB, and NFL are always losers, pathetic, without any championship. irrelevant and very unpopular

What about Atlanta? Not sure it meets every point but most.

Salt Lake City maybe? Portland Timbers?