Burrrs Edition
LAC: Chargers downgrade K Badgley to doubtful
WAS: Jordan Reed (concussion) ruled out for MNF
CLE: Browns LB Christian Kirksey placed on IR
FA: Patriots to void Brown's $9M signing bonus
SEA: Penny (hamstring) questionable for Week 3
CLE: Browns place David Njoku (wrist) on IR
LAR: Aaron Donald (back) questionable for Week 3.
LAR: Rams TE Higbee (chest) out for Week 3
FA: NE cuts Antonio Brown amid escalating reports
NE: Tom Brady (calf) good to go for Sunday
First for pats
First for Patriots still going 19-0 even without Brown
fuck cuck cousins
Lamar Jackson >>>>>>>>>>>> Baker Memefield
>Lolphins
not like you're much better jetefag
>vicucks
Can we PLEASE ban vicucks fans? They spent all last thread arguing over their shit team. It’s basically spam at this point.
>triggers the cuck cousin defenders and Yea Forums
Based doggy poster
Seethe and cope
I’m a patsbro
You may only reply to this post if your team has not given up a touchdown this season
Based Carr will now be your host for this thread. Say something nice about him.
You’re losing tomorrow and there’s nothing you can do about it vicuck
Based.
Did you know they gave a criminally overrated QB 84 million dollars. That’s fully guaranteed.
Based Carr will rebound that loss to KC with a nice, borderline elite performance against the Vikes
Reminder that ALL vicucks fans blindly support cuck cucksins and actually believe that he can win
Facebook tier meme. You can do better.
If you beat Kirk Cousins there’s a 73% chance you will have a winning season.
>shit defense
>worse offense
How do you reckon, spic?
These threads have been unbelievably dogshit today, I'm checking out /cfb/
*3-0 incoming*
That’s because the vicuck fans are awake. Once bedtime rolls around the thread will get better
They have to go to mosque soon so it will calm down.
>tfw chiefs
>tfw don't like the mahomes hype
build a defense baka
*lives in your heads rent free*
*wins*
>They have to go to mosque
you're not actually required to ever go to mosque in islam. it's nice but not a requirement
The teal tongue on the Jaguars logo is a reference to the Panthers. They were initially going to be rivals. Something about eating Carolina Blue made the tongue real
Could it be argued that Tom Brady agreeing to be paid less than what he’s actually worth is yet another instance of him cheating?
Vikes finna land Jalen
>raiders ACTUALLY think they’re going to win
Gonna have to stop The Chef first.
>*fumbles*
>*only completes 8 passes*
>*throws a game losing interception*
That will be 80 trillion dollars please:)
why are we so fucking snakebitten?
yes
Probably not. If it’s true that the Ravens offered a 1st, 2nd, and a TE and didn’t get him, then we have nothing to give
with what cap space?
>wins
You're living in your own head m8
They are insane if they turned that down wtf
Draft picks and Trae?
I wouldn’t mind dropping Trae as he’s been nothing but a penalty generator, but again, I don’t believe we really have the 1st rounders to give, not the cap space.
>Yeah they signed him.
>Nope, they don't have a clue about the rapes haha.
>Thanks Mike, the plans working perfectly.
>In two weeks the "package" will have that locker room in flames.
>Thats right, by whatever means necessary. See you then.
does someone have a link to the top 100 plays of all time and the top 100 players of all time list? I want to see how wrong it is.
our run D is actually really good the pass D is the weak spot, so they can stop or at least give him mediocre stats, the real key is Carr is gonna have to reset and attack the defense like he was doing against KC and Denver in week 1
they probably only did so because the owner somehow convinced ramsey to stay by promising him the biggest CB contract ever and maybe firing coughlin when the season ends
Why the fuck do the Patriots have the easiest schedule in the league?
Fuck off Tree you unfunny piece of shit
They play in the worst division
>t. chiseled adonis
draft picks and rhodes
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN
If Hughes plays this week, then that’s gonna be tough.
There's nothing here, and I even like him from time to time. It's just a voiceover of the recap pictures that get posted here.
>there are now people younger than me who play in the NFL
Jalen Ramsey to the Raiders p-please
>now
Zoom zoom zoom
Vikings wouldn’t get rid of Rhodes when we’re already hurting at depth. Waynes or none.
>wanting another uppity nigger trying to force his way out of whence he came
Go for it
uh, yes? are you confused on how linear time works?
HANDS OFF OUR CB
Haha he said things like dumpster fire and prolapse for the hundredth time how hilarious. Also literally every team is bad and all players are overrated and every game sucks.
Jesus Christ this guy is the most insufferable sports YouTube channel. SB nation is so much better, even if they're a bunch of cucks
>Haha he said things like dumpster fire and prolapse for the hundredth time how hilarious. Also literally every team is bad and all players are overrated and every game sucks.
Then why the fuck are you here? /NFL/ is literally the same shit
I can't wait until he is released and then signs with the Patriots
Ramsey isn’t going anywhere. As a Jags fan I wish we could get the picks because offense > defense but he’s gonna stay unless someone with two first rounders and a good player is up for trade.
Also Calais Campbell is a Hall of Famer
yes, yes, say they have no deal...
Fuck off Tree you unfunny piece of shit
>this is a 36 year old
what the fuck is going on in pittsburg?
>what the fuck is going on in pittsburg?
A lot of rape apparently
Because there isn't a legion of retarded fans in these threads thinking all of that is hilarious and agree with everything.
Tree is just a shitposter with a bunch of fucking losers who don't know shit blindly thinking he's right about everything
Hand him over
I'm partial to Perna too, since he actually goes into numbers and examining matchups in more depth, but then he also has someone helping him write the jokes.
Is Minshew a legitimate ROTY candidate?
>rapistburger
>antonio "the jizzler" brown
>the shitty of rapesburg
what the FUCK is wrong with patsfags
When you are the Patriots every schedule is filled with easy games.
GOOD FOOTBALL YOUTUBERS
CHISELLED ADONIS
KTO
FIVE POONTS
EHH TIER
UTREE
THAT'S GOOD SPORTS
BAD FOR FOOTBALL, GOOD FOR LELS TIER
EDP
ELPRESADOR
THE RAIDERS YOUTUBE CHANNEL
It’s literally his to lose right now.
You can poo better m8
No? But it’s funny seeing jags fans flocking him after one win led by their defense just to cope with losing their starter in the first 15 minutes of the season.
>Five Points
It's clickbait
How do I become an NFL player? I gained a lot of weight in the past years.
OH NO NO NO
Outside of the fact that they play in a patsy division, their schedule actually looks harder than it usually is. Chiefs, Cowboys, Eagles, and Ravens all look like teams who will test them, and Texans/Bills(x2)/Browns at least seem decent enough to not let them sleep walk to a win.
I mean, the Chiefs and Cowboys have looked like the best teams in the league besides the Pats so far this season, so I don’t know exactly who you’re upset about them not having to play.
Fucking kek
If you’re over the age of 16 and haven’t ever played a contact sport, then you don’t.
>le doesn't understand any sports, gets every single pick wrong, and just shouts FACTORY OF DUMPSTER FIRE PROLAPSE Yea Forums MEMES in funny voice man
Kill yourself Tree
SKEEEEUUUUUP HELP ME
Based
Journalists are cockroaches
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!!! THE SJWS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
cmon turk why u seethin
Goddamn I missed a lotta shit
>Patriots
He's too strong!
*wins offensive rookie of the year in your path*
This but completely unironically
can you play CB, Jorgen?
>Why yes, I do abhor morally reprehensible franchises such as the New England Patriots. How could you tell?
>mfw america's team, the dallas cowboys, continues to absolutely DEMOLISH the competition en route to a PERFECT start both within their division and overall
>mfw obsessed faggot haters can't stop shitting their pants over the sheer DOMINANCE on both sides of the ball shown by america's team, the dallas cowboys
>mfw no matter how hard you bitch and cry, america's team, the dallas cowboys, will continue to utterly DEVASTATE both their competitors as well as the unusually loose anuses of obsessed faggot haters
LMFAO. go ahead and let me know how mad you are all week, retards. your superior has some laughing to do at your expense.
Has done nothing to suggest this
r. scared Rasms bandwaggoner
Give Hunter Renfrow some more targets and we'll see who's the better rookie
7-9 wont make the playoffs
he doesn't have the right QB to make a big splash
Besides being fucking JACKED
Not even close.
Does anyone have a graphic of the ESPN expert picks for this week?
>turk
No actual Patriots fan wanted him. Gordon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AB
But doesn't DK have an elite QB to help him make a splash? :^)
t. obsessed faggot hater quickly showing up to let his superior know that he's shitting his pants in a fit of impotent rage
Hes a fucking roidhead retard. After a few too many years of that shit and he'll end up going flab.
sure, that's how you win Rookie of the year though
Uhh that depends on a very many number of things. How old are you? How athletic are you?
Rookie is also a popularity conquest
These Avengers Patriots memes are just too good!
True. A big body receiver like DK will always have better chances than a white Slot Receiver like Renfrow
Just screenshot it for bants
>literally every single one picking the chofs
I mean i know they're a great team but every single one???
ROTY I mean
>zoomer capeshit
wew, 3rd and Refrow will prove his usefulness, meanwhile DK will become a TE
3-0 must feel better than 3-13
I like that PX tatoo he has
I’m not anywhere near a zoomer like you are. I was serving my country in Vietnam decades before you dropped out of your mother.
kek
what's your mos?
AB did nothing wrong and robert got a lot of fukken nerves talking about honesty and loyalty bullshit...you fukken wypepo are disgusting and yeah jews are white
all Ab want to do was clear his name from this opportunistic whore
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Vikings WILL win tomorrow and there’s nothing the raidspics can do about it
Honestly he's in trouble for posting a pic of this white girl with her black kids and saying that this shows she's clearly broke and unstable. Problem is that he's right, if a white girl has black kids there is something seriously wrong with her. AB literally did nothing wrong here.
t. half-black user with a white mom, she's bonkers
Must suck being anchored down by being half nog.
Do you struggle with your identity?
why cant you post a picture of your allege accuser
has Kirk fixed his weird padsing stats yet?
>Bears being picked unanimously to win @Redskins
lol really? That’s an easy as fuck upset pick. Neither of those teams have looked amazing or absolutely horrible.
>Do you struggle with your identity?
Yeah, I think of suicide on an hourly basis
He will this game.
how long will AB have to wait before he can play again...seattle needs a wr
You should just go attack your mom like a punching bag for being such a dumb race mixing whore. Might feel better after desu
Yea that's another that game that really shouldn't be a unanimous pick
ESPN is a hivemind
are you high...I feel sorry for the redskin qb that oline and te will be picking themselves up all day tomorrow
the fudegpacker and denver have very decent oline
trade you Ryan Grant for a DB
>Yea that's another that game
english motherfucker
who the fuck is grant
She physically abused me constantly when I was a child, I haven't talked to her since I graduated HS.
the pats will have the best defense this year since the broncos last owl win. i wonder just how fucking low the ppg is going to be for the pats this year kek. will it be like 10 points?
Cincy over buffalo
NO over Seattle
Oak over Min
These are my upset picks
Too close to call tier:
Green Gay/Den
Chiraq/DC
he's fast and he can catch evrything, but >we need a DB badly so I guess he can go...whaddya partner?
Wishful thinking. Ramsey ain't leaving Jacksonville. They're gonna smooth shit over and deal with it at the end of the season.
Well at least you can shit post on Yea Forums with your user pals right?
based
Uhh... but the Redskins don’t have a terrible Oline, and Keenum gets the ball out quick. Are you under the impression that Trent Williams being out means their entire Oline has automatically become trash? Because they only registered 1 sack against the Cowboys.
Why are so many coaches cowardly when it comes to playcalling? They're the kind of coaches that almost always run on first down, and almost never go for it on 4th down, no matter how favorable the odds may be. Maybe I'm spoiled in having Pederson as my favorite team's coach, but watching coaches punt on 4th and short just outside field goal range is pathetic and weak
Spanos
>NO over Seattle
Literally zero chance. Teddy Bridgewater lead the Saints to 3 points in almost a full game in week 17 last year then once Brees got hurt he couldn't do shit against the Rams again
Dude was a mediocre player with the Vikings before he fucked his knee and he hasnt shown shit since. Saints need to start based Taysom Hill and they might be able to win a couple games before Brees comes back. This game against Seattle though i expect to be a fucking blowout
>It's immoral to win consistently
Cringed hard bro
Big facts from user. Redskins real weakness again this year has been how fucking inconsistent/undisciplined their secondary is
Agreed. We really need to do something about Coughlin/Caldwell and Marrone more than we need to do anything about our talent. Granted the attitudes need adjusted but it's going to need to start with who we've got for accountability for those outbursts.
Raiders are absolute dogshit, I don’t understand why anybody would take them over the Vikings @ home.
It's even funnier seeing people eager to talk shit and doubt because they're jealous their teams qb doesn't have a fraction of the swaaaaaaaaaaag
is he going to kill himself when the denver Broncos go 2-14?
He's going to need to actually DO something first.
I’m balding
giants over buccs
steelers over niners
skins over bears
Based
get rogaine it worked for me
this dude's personality makes him seem like one of those soi bois but I wonder if that's just for his show
Im taking Steelers over 49ers too. 49ers have looked way better this season than i thought they would. Might be a lowkey great game
Don’t you need to keep buying it?
10. Patrick Mahomes, QB Texas Tech — Kansas City Chiefs (from Buffalo)
GRADE: C-
Analysis: Calling Mahomes a project is a major understatement. He’s nowhere near ready to play in the NFL. And, honestly, he may never be. Between his inconsistent accuracy due to poor mechanics, his tendency to bail from clean pockets and his lack of field vision, he’s going to leave as many big plays on the field as he creates. This was a risky pick.
^ this is an analysis from paid (((journalists)))
>Still holding out for AB to save your garbage fantasy team.
You fucked up kid. Better luck next year.
They're not wrong, because after adjusting Patrick Mahomes' Stats removing outliers to project the future, he heavily regresses to around the level of Dak In the last two seasons, Mahomes has a TD% of 8.68%. However, the league average last year was 4.8%. If you adjust his TD% to 5%, still above LA, he goes from throwing 57 TDs in his last 18 games to only 32.85. I'll be generous and give him 33.
Now, let's adjust his passer rating. It goes from 116.5 to only 104.3 by just adjusting his TD% to normally above average. Later on, I will adjust it further to take yards into account.Next, we have to account for him passing more than league average. He has 657 pass attempts over 18 games. The LA is 35.5/game, which equates 639, around a 2.7% reduction. Mahomes also has a flukey 9.01 Y/A, which can be adjusted to 8 (still above LA) based on the league average of 7.5.
So we can estimate that over a 16 game season, his adjusted yardage is (6397.5)/1816 = 4544 yards.
Now I will adjust his passer rating again based on these 16 games
>4544 yards
>639 attempts
>426 completions (also adjusted)
After this, his passer rating bottoms out at 96.66 which lands him squarely between Dak Prescott and Ben Roethlisberger last year.
His final 16 game adjusted stats:
>4544 yards / 639 att / 426 CMP / 66.7% CMP (same) / 33 TD / 12 INT (same) / 8 Y/A / 96.7 RATE
>WHAT DOES THIS TELL US?
It tells us that Mahomes' perceived success in the league is largely inflated by unsustainable, wildly outlier stats in his 18 games as perceived elite talent. When you adjust for the future by bringing down his outlier stats, he regresses heavily to a slightly above average QB of 2018 Dak tierdom.
according to that chart - theres only 1 or 2 games worth watching this week? nfl is so bad jesus christ
to be fair I’d say he’s far surpassed the expectations of even the most ardent chiefs fans
Yeah I dunno I just got a gut feeling that Teddy will surprise this week. Don't have anything to back it up. Can't explain it.
Raiders aren't that bad. Their O Line was decent against the Broncos and desu the Broncos and Vikings are basically the exact same team right now.
huh, Gardener does look like that guy..and Foles was already Napoleon..what does this mean
kek
fuck off come playoff time AB gonna be getting paid from nike and the nfl
Didn't nike and xenith already drop him?
so what facts are not always right
FUCK AB
you should prove whether or not boiling water is safe to drink then
Yes they did. AB files or bankruptcy by the end of the season. cap it
i have 25 teams and AB is only on one of those 25 teams...conner is my problem fukken bum of a rb
microscopic bacteria still reside in boiling water...Fact
Yea Forums was alot cooler when everyone wasn't trying so hard to act like a ledditfag
and peanut oil can be used to treat arsenic poisoning
so why dont you try harder to not type like them
not true or the jews would has corner the market of peanut oil
Yeah, as somebody who is a Texas Tech fan and intimately familiar with his career in college that is a 100% bullshit take. His real biggest issue was seeking unnecessary contact when he would decide to run with the ball resulting in him getting injured a lot. But his Oline was pure fucking trash, when he bailed from the pocket it was for a completely valid reason.
>ate all the Sunday game day snacks again
AB and AP can become roommates
you know remember Dwayne Bowe
Don't give them ideas, they already control YouTube and dmca..
>tfw ate a full plate of Chicken Breast and Brocolli and felt full all night
you are on the airwaves for 6 hours everyday talking bullshit about a game...sometime you are gonna get it wrong and most of the time you are gonna get it wrong
i side with them getting it wrong over mostly getting it wrong any day of the week
now*
the Halloween candy is mostly eaten
>He regresses to a QB who has looked elite as fuck this year
Stop posting this copypasta. It looks more retarded by the day.
Calling Mahomes a project is a major understatement. He’s nowhere near ready to play in the NFL. And, honestly, he may never be. Between his inconsistent accuracy due to poor mechanics, his tendency to bail from clean pockets and his lack of field vision, he’s going to leave as many big plays on the field as he creates. This was a risky pick.
Simple as
too bad youre bears choke on those words and pick shitusky
who was the literal who who wrote this?
Makes it funnier tbhwyf
Are you me? Gonna stay in bed for 8+ hours tomorrow watching Redzone. My Bears only play on Tuesday.
>Net worth -$4 million
Why is it always RBs who can't manage their fucking money? Remember reading an article about Jamal Lewis going bankrupt a while back
Me. NFL paid me for analysis but I've never seen this guy play. Did he make it on the roster?
Patsfags are battery chucker-tier these days.
Except that he didn’t even point out real issues with Mahomes and instead invented some completely fictional reasons to doubt him. There’s a difference between simply being wrong and being wrong for all the wrong reasons.
You put up a good first quarter against >us last Sunday. Damn shame your tripfag fans on this board are such faggots
AD is legit retarded. He thought beating his kid with a switch was not only legal but appropriate.
will Yea Forums melt down when the dallas cowboys win the superb owl?
There's literally no reason to believe they won't finish above .500 this year. That fucking team is stacked.
there'll be a mass exodus so no one but cowfags will be around to witness it.
Yes without any doubt in my mind
I decided to try arcade mode in madden because my buddy can't get the hang of simulation mode. It's more realistic than sim mode if you turn down reciever catching a little.
It's a good thing that wong happen for the foreseeable future. Would rather see Bradley win a seventh
It's both legal and appropriate.
My Cowboys are so good this year
Shannon gonna call out, then kill AB lmao
Based Bostonian taking absolutely NO SHIT from modern """""journalists"""""
How?
Not really. People are wildly overrating the Cowboys D. Their offense has look great, but their defense has looked pedestrian, and that was also the main cause for why they lost to the Rams in the playoffs last year.
>fictional reasons
Hardly. The footwork/off platform throws were a big concern for some teams. Revisionist history take to claim Mahomes wasn't seen as a mid-late 1st rounder and the 3rd best QB in the draft by most scouts
Personally i liked him him more than Trubisky because he had fuck all college starts which is a huge correlation with bust QBs. Watson was my and i think most peoples No.1 QB after his clutch national championship game
Lmao. Having a hearty chuckle at Cowboys expense. These inbred bible thumping retards actually think they will get close to an owl with Jason Garrett at head coach. Garrett is a shit coach who only has a job because he says yes to everything Jerruh says. Enjoy your early exit from the playoffs.
It was a fucking four year old lol
extremely b&r fans
>he's unironically straight even after witnessing Mahomes
ISHYGDDT
BASED AB
Seething iggles fan detected
>being able to make off platform throws that STILL hit their targets most of the time was a concern for some teams
Yeah, the retarded teams. Mahomes looked like a college version of Aaron Rodgers, except even more physically talented.
>2 games into the season and the boyz are already in your head rent free
ya, i'm thinking Dak's elite
>Patriots to void Brown's $9M signing bonus
Jews, pay the man what he deserves
>the retarded teams
9 teams passed on him and even the Chiefs waited until he fell to 10 to trade up. Nobody thought he was going to be a better version of Aaron Rodgers
Infinite humor is found in the Dallas Copehards fans fervor for this season. Deep down they know when it’s all on the line Jason Garrett will destroy their season. He gleefully screeches HOW BOUT DEM BOYZ but deep down he knows that the coaching will never get them to ultimate victory.
did he think he'd get away with it or something?
Yiddle me this: how do you get a touchdown and not pay the receiver?
How many superbowls he won?
I don’t believe the Dallas cowboys have had a deep playoff run is some decades.
Same amount as Wince
>Serial killer got paid
>Nigga who farted in another nigga's face gets shafted
Fleet would bootyblast your shit team
Same amount as Mahomes
ya, I'm thinking Dak's a Cooper-baby
Does he deserve $9mil for playing one game in which he wasnt even remotely needed?
>he doesn't paint his toenails and fingernails in his team's colors
explain yourselves
>3-5
bit gay that
Mahomes gets one before "dak"
Jason Garret doesn’t call plays on either offense or defense. He is the game manager QB equivalent of a coach. He keeps everyone disciplined and focused (which he is good at), while Kellen Moore controls the offense and Kris Richards controls the defense. I know you are grasping at the slightest hope of something that can possibly stop the unstoppable Cowboys from winning a Super Bowl this year, but such a thing does not exist I must unfortunately inform you.
its okay AB the seahawks are still waiting for your phone call...fuck that hypocrite robert kraft
I'm gay and I don't paint my nails because its fucking tacky
>"watch ur back negro"
Chillingly based.
are you a girl(male)
>D-dak's a cooper babby
>D-dak's a zeke babby
>D-dak's an o-line babby
You idiots are so boring.
you still AB the safety slayer they cant take that away from you
faggot
You can try to become a kicker, practice a lot, go to an american university, tryout for kicker, go to NFL if you're good
I think Carroll outright said he doesn't want him, but he also generally goes after troublesome players see who really knows.
*doubt*
Mahomes will never get one with Andy Reid
please tell me hes gay and not some metro sexual male pretending not to be gay
Unfortunately it's just a Chiefs fan
>Dak uses his team! That's not how you play football!
Wow, you people have no team spirit.
nobody gives a FUCK about the choofs
if spike lee can win an academy award than andy fukken reid can win a superb owl
i saw too many so-call buddy dress up in drag for halloween only to never take off the dress and heels
>If you simply change his stats to not elite he's not elite anymore
I do
I’ll literally eat a cow asshole if the cowboys win the superb owl.
Lmao yeah right, Remember when everyone thought Cooper was an overdrafted mediocre fuck when Carr was throwing to him and laughed at the Cowboys for trading a 1st to get him?
>shittsburg media celebrating brown getting cut like it's a 7th Lombardi
This is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen
would you eat a cow(boy fan's) asshole if they win?
;)
Brady will demand the patriots to re-sign AB, trust me. He is fucking fuming right now
Loving how the cowgirls have the fluffiest of cupcake schedule through week 4 so they can get their hope up.
/Bills Owl 2020/
10-6 this year
13-3 next year
>source my ass
Only if it was a girl (guy). I’m from Boston if that matters.
Especially because that offense is embarrassing with him gone
Patriots go 15-1 then win the super bowl at 18-1 to end all shitposting
>implying there won't be shitposting about how the Pats fucked a perfect season twice
>sister is pretty hot
>never thought of her sexually
>she's taking a shower
>guess she forgot her change of clothes
>see her walk naked from the bathroom to her room passing my room on the way there and back
>fucking perfect body and tits
>close my door and fap 3 times in 30 minutes
Is this normal?
>shitposting about winning a superbowl
>shitposting about winning the most superbowls ever
does that even work?
Honestly Kraft is a coward. The team should have suspended him and taken away his phone. Instead they threw away 19-0 and a 7th championship
>hurrrdurr pats don't need him
Whipping the two worst teams in the league proves absolutely nothing
The worst part about releasing AB is that they just end up looking like scumbags AND cowards all the while not benefiting from having him on the team for the remainder of the season. They were already in the PR doghouse for signing him. Should have just rolled with it and played the villain even harder. Kraft caved to peer pressure or media fags. If they don't win the Owl this year it's all on ownership and/or Bill for pussying out. You know what you were getting into and they couldn't handle a tru thug nigga like AB.
Probably not but it would still happen regardless
Did you not see the Charles Woodson interview? Brady looked like he was ready to pull a gun on these people
Literally the dumbest year to make this bet. You are playing against a departure from a natural voodoo where the Cowboys perform seemingly well in years where people think they'll be bad and bad in years where people expect them to be good. This is the first year in a long while where they were supposed to be good, and have somehow looked even gooder than good.
Steal some underwear next time
I honestly feel like it was one of those things were bill and the coaching staff were willing to dig in their heels and not give into the media but Kraft had a bunch of his fellow media jews in his ear telling him to get rid of him asap
fuc her pusy
Kraft was shook because the AB situation threatened to drag his own sex crimes back into the spotlight. There wasn't an ounce of football in this decision. Kraft is a coward and a cuck. Just look at that emasculated horseshit ad campaign Gillette tried running
since you haven't fantasized about it before I wouldn't think so. My assumption is that is the first woman you've seen naked in real life (correct me if I'm wrong) so I think its relatively normal. Do not tell anyone of course they will not think it's normal because she is your sister
>Kirk Cousins is ba-
I did because at the time him and Crabtree were running a contest to see who could drop the most passes.
d.
It's not like AB would have made a significant impact with the Patriots; he probably would have been complaining about a lack of targets before week 12. Brady knows better than anyone how BB does business
Belichick doesn't give a single fuck and Brady showed us what he thought of the media shrieking by feeding AB the ball.
At this point I'd like to see Kraft step down as owner but his son is every bit as Jewish as he is
zing!
post DRAGONS
If Kirk is bad, then Rodgers is equally bad
Cooper had an elite first two years with Carr then decided he didnt know how to catch anymore.
Thats on him not based Carr
Listen Randy, those shitbirds are going down. And I mean for good this time. They win ONE super bowl and they strut around here like they’re untouchable. Well I’ve got news for them. THiS seasons about to come crashing down and crashing down HARD. I’ll make damned sure of it.
“Who? Mr. Layhe. Who are the shitbirds?
THE EAGLES, RANDY. The Eagles.
Pretty easy to do when you only throw the ball 8 times a game
Imagine if Chip Kelly was never an NFL coach
#nofunallowed
#funiscancelled
#twitterwins
>it's everyone else's fault except the insane guy's
Is this what Vikings cope has really come to? It's sad and I say that purely as a fan who has no bad history or bone to pick with the team. In fact I used to have a little soft spot for them but their fans are fast hardening it.
that would be an interesting timeline. btw i saw his trade offer for Mariota. what the hell was that? the retard would trade everyone for him.
Leave the Patriots to us
Literally all he had to do is turn off his phone for a month or two
Official list of crimes that Antonio Brown has been convicted of:
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snow dragon
>you can only get fired if you're convicted of a crime
Don't mind me, just putting a couple of razors in this cake
>arbitrary irrelevant stats
Please don't tell me you're actually gonna eat the cake
Bills will win the owl when they switch back to red helmets. check em
>The worst part about releasing AB is that they just end up looking like scumbags AND cowards
Uh, why? I'm completely indifferent. They signed him, the rape shit was annoying and he fucked up, so they released him. They'll win the owl fine without him.
>3rd down conversions
>irrelevant stat
Retard alert
The rapid flip flopping is pure cuckery
Bang her Gardner
No, it isn't. They didn't know about the rape problems until after they signed him you fucking retard. It's not flip flopping, it's AB failing to disclose and then fucking up by being a retard. They didn't flip flop on anything. AB is just stupid as shit.
You're retarded and have the logic of an average twitter rumor monger.
you mistake them for the iggles again I see. Cowboys go 13-3 while iggles are 7-9 at best.
In a non cucked, non emasculated society, yes
Lol
Completion % and QBR on third down is the most candy stat in existence. Teams will let you complete passes that wont result in a conversion. Literally garbage time bullshit.
The only 3rd down stat that matters is conversion %.
Is there a more pathetic franchise than the Lions?
The rape allegations had been in the pipeline for months and I highly doubt Rosenhaus would have jeopardized his relationship with the Patriots by hiding something that would ultimately come out all for the sake of getting AB to the Patriots and making his cut of the $10M deal. Releasing him for this one dumbass text conversation is just caving to the media. Nobody ACTUALLY gives a shit about Antonio Brown being a bad guy, this was just Patriots PR getting to ownership. This had nothing to do with football.
-ck.
haha I understand that reference !
I miss him and my favorite show
>T-THEY DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!
>T-THEY DIDN'T TAMPER!!!!!!!!!!
>T-THEY DIDN'T CHEAT!!!!!!!!
>They'll win the owl fine without him.
No, they won't. They'll be lucky just to get there now
Except the Patriots denied his signing bonus precisely under the clause that he did not disclose his active rape cases. They also didn't just release him for "one dumbass text conversation", they released him because he was a distraction, he failed to disclose, and then like a complete fucking moron texted the claimant in an active rape case obliquely threatening her family.
>Nobody ACTUALLY gives a shit about Antonio Brown being a bad guy
People that aren't mindrotted to the point of real life seeming like a dream and Yea Forums seeming like the only thing that is real realize that AB crossed the line and did something irredeemably stupid. Nobody cares that random slimes on Yea Forums can morally justify AB's actions with their nihilism.
You and me both, fren
Okay cool, so AB should be able to get his signing bonus of 9M dollars since he can prove he disclosed to cases to the Patriots before signing with them. Best of luck with that.
>#1 team
>OMG EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART IT'S ALL OVER NOW
kek, the way you guys talk about the Patriots is so funny.
It's not even on Cooper. There was a time for 2 years where Derek Carr threw the most interceptable passes of any starting quarterback in the league.
Derek Carr sucks. Let me post my 2 year old copypasta
>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense
yet despite that
>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>Most intercept able passes thrown by any qualifying QB
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league
And this dude is one of the highest paid QB in the league? lmaoooo
I didnt even bother watching the last two seasons and the animated show, however I dont think every netflix season is godawful. There were some okay ones
but it's dead now
I would have agreed with you until the point that you started ranting against Yea Forums posters in such a way that you've outed yourself as a redditor.
Dak is in the exact same situation Carr was in right now, if his center or LT go down he'll play like shit
Yeah just like the 2018 Patriots stand no chance. The funny thing being that version of the Patriots WAS weak as shit and had no weapons. And they still won the Super Bowl.
You niggas never learn.
So basically, you agree with me but you're asshurt because I pointed out the majority of posters on this board have completely lost their sense of reality? Okay. I've also never posted on Reddit in my life, I don't even have an account. I don't have any social media accounts.
>giving soon to be 2-14 shittsburg something to celebrate
Fuck Kraft and fuck the Patriots
we're gonna get exposed aren't we bros
no but the chiefs are
Dak did literally non-figuratively have his center and LT go down last year but started playing competent as soon as he had an actual WR1 to throw to.
>Except the Patriots denied his signing bonus precisely under the clause that he did not disclose his active rape cases.
If they didn't have a vague idea about the civil court rape case in the works then they would have released him on Day 1 of that story breaking and would have never let him suit up for the Miami game. They fact is they did know because Rosenhuas tipped them off that "something was in the works" off the field with AB and they signed him anyway. How specific he was with them is completely up for debate but acting like they were totally caught off guard by the rape case breaking is retarded when they could have suspended him pending an internal investigation then released him immediately thereafter if they gave a fuck. The only thing you're right about is last week's group text episode sent ownership over the edge, which is obvious.
My original point is that the Patriots are going to be remembered for being tainted having signed him in the first place after he was a malcontent in Oakland and they could have just ridden it out instead of caving to the media. They would be in the exact same place from a PR standpoint if they just suspended him for 2 weeks pending an investigation as they are releasing him. The distraction factor is overrated. Belichick had dealt with much, much worse than Antonio Brown.
roll
$21M in dead money?
Rollin
It's a slim possibility. But >we also have such a complete team playing so good right now I'm looking forward to the 30 point lead >we hang on the stoolers.
Realistically who will sign AB?
Bill knew AB was about to be put on the commissioner exempt iist indefinitely and didn't want to pay him the signing bonus. Simple as
Well shit, see you tomorrow
goodbye Canadian bro, use the day to the fullest huh?
Exactly. You never know cave to media or social media pressure. That's the absolute worst fucking decision. It's like staring down a tiger or a bear or a gorilla. If you stand your ground there's a decent chance the animal will leave you alone but as soon as you start cowering or running it's over.
Nah the D is too raw for an untested QB. We live another day. Steelers fags will be on suicide watch after an 0-3 start tho and honestly I feel a little sorry for them.
the XFL
Guys I want to have sex so bad
Pats after the lawsuits blow over and faggot ass Kraft dies of a heart attack
yeah
21m in one year dead money means literally nothing in regards to crippling the Pats ability to compete
Best chance is the league says they won't suspend him. Then he waits for the trade deadline. Some playoff contender will give in and get him
Ohhhh no 5 million dollars how would our cap ever recover
Did AB go commando? Kinky fucker.
Who cares? No actual contender is gonna sign him.
You mean the Patriots?
>If they didn't have a vague idea about the civil court rape case in the works then they would have released him on Day 1 of that story breaking and would have never let him suit up for the Miami game.
Pure conjecture on your part.
>They fact is they did know because Rosenhuas tipped them off that "something was in the works" off the field with AB and they signed him anyway.
You'll have to explain to me why Rosenhaus would actively choose not to protect his client's contract, why AB would be fine with Rosenhaus not protecting his contract, and why they'd be fine with losing millions of dollars just to "tip off" the Patriots.
>How specific he was with them is completely up for debate but acting like they were totally caught off guard by the rape case breaking is retarded when they could have suspended him pending an internal investigation then released him immediately thereafter if they gave a fuck.
You literally have no fucking clue what they did or did not know and the internal workings of any of it. All of this bullshit is pure conspiracy theory and mental masturbation. There's any of number of reasons they could choose to release him rather than suspend him and wait for an investigation. Acting like you KNOW just makes you a complete retard. The realtiy is you know absolutely nothing.
>My original point is that the Patriots are going to be remembered for being tainted having signed him in the first place after he was a malcontent in Oakland
You're wrong. Nobody will care about this in a few weeks. Nobody gives a flying fuck about Aaron Hernandez anymore and all of that was a much more dirty scandal than this AB bullshit. Nobody even mentions him anymore.
All of your suppositions of flip flopping or tainting is completely retarded. That's all your dumbass opinion, not the opinion of the public at large.
That doesn't even include the fact that they unloaded DT to make room for AB
AB was looking at 6 game suspension tops. Now they're thin at wide reciever AGAIN and there's no Gronk to bail their sorry asses out
Trap game confirmed. You faggots better start respecting us after we defeat a super bowl team
someone explain to a brainlet what the fuck EPA is and why it matters
Much easier to COOM on demand without underwear
Cowboys will
Hernandez literally gets brought up every time the Pats sign a questionable player, are you retarded? It got brought up when they signed AB
rolling
t. retard
>crippling the Pats ability to compete
lmao
Okay. See you tomorrow when we dunk 40 on the Jets. We're in ruins, for sure ;)
please varg, anything but 4
He's played injured a bit and most people agree he is regressing.
Roll
ya seethe?
This. You will never be able to appease everyone. Remember during the whole kneeling fiasco when the Jerry Jones had the Cowboys briefly kneel before the national anthem but made sure every stood DURING the national anthem? All it did was piss off the retards on both sides.
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>stop being Christian/Muslim/Etc. for a week
kek, so fuckin easy. I already don't care about religion.
Nobody cares about Hernandez anymore. It's only been 2 years since he committed suicide but it feels like forever.
This is a flash in the pan news story. Nobody is going to care about AB's ONE fucking game with the Patriots. In fact, I guarantee by the end of October it never even gets mentioned anymore outside of "haha, remember AB played one game for the Patriots?". This rape scandal shit is not going to stick to the Patriots, but AB.
>2 posts away from a life without alcohol
I already don't drink, never have. COOMing is my vice, and I don't vargpost, so reroll
Jerry made sure he was photographed doing it to.
When Baker starts making some good reads consistently call me.
ITT: Two random Yea Forums NEETs think they know better how to handle a scandle than billionaire corporations
It's almost cute if it weren't so utterly retarded.
Why would I seethe when >we have a qb playing qb and not a running back masquerading as one? Also, we didn't let a midget drop 350 yards on our secondary lmao
yeah, ya seethe.
How long will it take for Trubisky to play himself out of the league?
I don't even think it's the Patriots caving to pressure. They pretty much never do. It feels more like AB fucked up by texting the rape victim and that was the end of it. If he didn't do that, he's probably still on the Patriots. Social media had nothing to do with it.
rent free
cope.
We're not doddering old men with our balls in a PR vicegrip and a complete lack of understanding of how contemporary media operates
ITT: Dumbass fuckstick thinks 80 year old owners have an acute awareness of outrage culture on the internet or awareness of how the internet works in general.
yikes
You're much worse than that. You're arrogant, clueless, ignorant retards that have never been in charge of anything EVER claiming you know the best advice in regards to corporations reacting to social media outrage. It's ridiculous that you actually feel your advice is something radical or that they somehow wouldn't consider such a simplistic choice to just ignore everything. If your style of retardation was good, you would probably actually own a company. But you're just a dumbass.
Daily reminder that Hines Ward was a receiver who thought he was a linebacker, and regularly broke the spines of men trying to defend him, and jumped up after every play smiling like the cheshire cat with sheer joy of the game. If he's not your favorite receiver of all time you are a certified faggot.
Except I do own a company and even I'm not as retarded as Robert Kraft, that's why I get to keep my best employees
Yeah but not you, you're an EXPERT on social media in relation to corporate decisions. You've dealt with so many different social media scandals and know precisely how it affects business!
>Huh, DUDE. They should just like...IGNORE the SJWs lmao y r they so stupid!?
God, like I'm interacting with actual 12 year old children.
Dumb chink
The style of dismissing clickbait criticism is what won the last presidential election buddy.
>that ref
Yeah, all the best company owners spend their Saturday night arguing on Yea Forums for hours on end about how ignoring social media outrage is the smart thing to do on their favorite shitposting sports forum.
Get the fuck out of here you absolute retard.
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>pats add some random german mutt from the practice squad to replace AB
Fuck this faggot earth
>Cousins is 31 already
holy shit where does time go
why would a gook nigger with a shit eating grin be my favorite receiver of all time?
What you said except unironically. If you try to operate by the standard of appeasing extremists, even if disingenuously, you'll fall in to the whole Rene Decartes trap. At least if you're genuine, you will appeal to both people who agree with your genuine opinion as well as people who respect your honesty.
rollin'
Listen m8 I know you have a double digit IQ but the whole reason that outrage culture has become so potent and toxic today is that most people think the way you think, including people in positions of power. Appease and apologize and beg forgiveness. It doesn't work. It only emboldens the powertripping blue checkmarks and scumbag journalists who scribble their trash across the airwaves.
Thinking like yours is what feeds this modern medieval mob mentality and mob stupidity. You're a coward, and cowardice to these people is like blood to a shark.
Yeah bro I'm sure you're hot shit at whatever fast food joint you work for
Go clean the toilets you slave
>ring ring ring ring
Hello?
MUH DOOOBALLL LMAO HAHAHA LMAO YOU SWAMP INBREDS
MUH FORNETT LMAO MUH DOOOBALLL LMAO HAHAHA LMAO
"SACK-SON-VILLE" HAS ONLY WON ONE GAME. THEY'RE LITERAL TRASH.
MUH DOOOBALLL MUH LANDING MUH BAYMEWDOWS, MUH BUCKMAN BRIDGE
FUCK JANNIES FUCK DOOOBALLL
>AB gone
>DT traded
>Meyers only has chemistry with Stidham
>Harry is another 1st round Pats player that will be forever injured for some reason
>David Sills not poached from the Giants practice squad
It's not fair bros
Oh okay, thanks for enlightening me. Always fun to hear the "expert" opinions of NEET ghouls that think the real world doesn't exist anymore.
What baffles me is they aren't hiring you guys to make these amazing decisions for them. "Just ignore everything, bro". Truly transcendent.
I wonder why that is? Why are the actual people knowledgeable and experienced with this stuff so wildly different from your own intelligent takes? Man. People should just go jobless and post anonymously all day on the internet, that's the true key to enlightenment.
Enjoy the rest of your night, retards. You'll have to peddle your retardation to someone else. I'm done wasting my time with you.
>Appealing to authority in a debate where your ideological opponents are arguing reasons why you shouldn’t appeal to authority
The irony is palpable.
Somehow we've landed back on the worst timeline. I don't understand it. Maybe it's time for Brady to move on from New England
>ring ring ring ring
Hello?
MUH DOOOBALLL LMAO HAHAHA LMAO YOU SWAMP INBREDS, ALIGATOR FUCKIN, TOOTHLESS REFUSE FUCKS, DOOO BALL GOING 1-17 THIS YEAR
FUCK JANNIES FUCK DOOOBALLL
Nice strawman faggot
Also 'ignore the noise' isn't my policy. It *was* the patriots policy up until Kraft got hit with a human trafficking charge
He saw what happened to epstein. Another prominent jewish billionaire with a taste for illicit pussy. He was having no parts of another sex crimes scandal
Fire all racists and morbidly obese people into the sun
>tfw edp had sex before you
>I don’t care about the opinion of you stupid NEETS on Yea Forums but let me type out this lengthy diatribe of why exactly I don’t care
Okay buddy, enjoy your confrontational dreams tonight where you desperately try to convince yourself none of this mattered.
Can't clown the Brown
>Kraft and Brown both charged with sex crimes in Miami
Interesting coincidence
Why is everyone laughing at the pic of my gf?
>yfw the r*****ns give him 20 mil guaranteed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>you should take business advice from random anime loving NEETs on Yea Forums
top kek
It's also a moot argument to begin with, because none of their suggestions can be substantiated or argued. It's useless fluff advice with no actual argument to back it up aside from pure theoreticals. Their arguments aren't based in business, but politics and feelings. They have nothing to lose by making their suggestions and don't actually have any stake in their decision, so it ultimately means nothing. Any dumb fuck can make such suggestions. Being arrogant enough to think your low level casual opinions on business decisions are superior to those with decades of running them is just asinine.
The guys running those billionaire corporations do have a stake in it, and clearly they disagree with the NEET strategy of ignoring everything.
There, you made me reply one more time. It is not an appeal to authority when the credentials in question are used to reflect the strength of an opinion stated. It would be appeal to authority only if I said they were right merely by their status. What I said is their decision is correct and their opinion is correct, and their status as an expert reflects more positively on their opinions and actions. Whereas NEET shitters have nothing to offer but "do nothing", as if experts never considered that.
Based Scary Terry and MBC duo can't wait to be honest with you
You may reply to this post if your team is poised to have an Elite QB for years to come after the old guard finally all retires off.
Hoping that the days of these clown ass wide receivers with the big egos are over. Fuck Antonio Brown, fuck Ocho Stinko, fuck Terrell Owens and fuck Braylon Edwards.
I put 100 on the Buccs -6, I'll be fine right?
>he doesn't know about first game flukes
You're never going to make it
>Giants
Probably.
>winston only 25
>bridgewater only 26
feels like they've been in the league a lot longer than that desu
Lol absolutely not. Colin Cowherd even picked +6 Giants in his blazing five. What were you thinking?
>patriots already moved on and about to go 3-0 with a 73 point differential
>raiders and stoolers are a combined 1-3 with a -42 point differential
the master plan worked!
They don’t have an o-line and a lot of his weapons are hurt why would anyone be concerned about that ugly ass Manlet ?
Oho, ohohoho
HAAAAAAHAHAAAAA n-n-no I cant look
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HELP
>beat the Steelers and Dolphins
>WE'RE GOING 19-0
>soilers fan
oh no no no
Fuck me even when the Titans get Taylor Lewan back healthy their interior O line is still a fucking trainwreck and Mariota has zero pocket presence
He needs a good week 4 otherwise the calls for Tannehill will only get louder
Well Cowherd is a complete moron so that's good.
>Titans are awful this year
>the Predators will likely have another first round exit
>the Grizzlies are as mediocre as ever
>the Vols are terrible
>there's not even a pro baseball team anywhere in Tennessee
The absolute STATE of Tennessee sports.
>unwanted sexual advances
What does that even mean? Hitting on women, that you don't work with, is enough to get you fired now?
the last time I was in Memphis a blasian stripper gave me half a handjob in the middle of Beale street, so they've got that going for them at least
who is this?
>>criticize your bullshit fine
>get tested the next day
wrong thread incel
>Antonio Brown’s agent Drew Rosenhaus said tonight he already has had communication “with a few teams that are interested” in his client and that “want information regarding his legal situation and the NFL investigation.”
>But while Antonio Brown’s agent said he had had communication “with a few teams that are interested” in his client, other people around the league believe that until the NFL’s investigation is resolved, a deal for the free-agent WR is not likely to happen.
Cowherd has >50% track record on his NFL betting picks you moron. The entire reason he has a job in media is because he started out as a successful sports bettor.
I'd take a fat shit in that cup and top it off with a squirt of piss
Walking around naked in a hand towel covering your shit and thinking you're an Adonis who has bitches drooling for your nuts. Only to rebuked and because his ego was hurt he reneged on the 700 dollars he promised to pay for the piece to a children's charity.
this league is getting softer everyday and i'm not liking it.
thanks colin. go away.
how does that compare to vegas in general? seems low
Why are so many people bullish on the Ravens? They went 10-6 in a week division last year, got smacked by the Chargers at home then made no significant improvements in the off season. So far this year they beat the worst team in the league then had a close game against the second worst team in the league.
If he was that good at betting he wouldn't need a job
I’m not the retard placing one off bets asking for people’s opinion on them on a Burmese DIY forum.
Who was in the wrong here?
It's called Myanmar now you simpleton.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Because Lamar is better, the OC is better, the offense is built around Lamar with better receivers than Michael Fucking Crabtree, and they got Earl Thomas.
>2019
>Earl Thomas
who gives a shit
That's a big ass milkdud.
Because Lamar Jackson actually looks competent throwing the ball and we did add talent in the offseason which you would know if you actually watched Earl Thomas, Mark Ingram and Hollywood Brown play
Im still not sold on Lamar but we have a fucking good team rn
Cowherd’s public picks do better than 55% which if consistently maintained qualifies you somebody who could actually make a living on professional betting. Hate on Cowherd’s hotakes all you want, but when it comes to NFL betting, the guy is actually insightful.
Smart people.
He was literally employing her.
Jesus christ you make kiwis look bad
>black """men"""
Also.
FUCK JANNIES FUCK DOOOBALLL
LMAO YOU SWAMP INBREDS, MUH ST JOHNS, MUH I10, MUH JAGS
FUCK DOOOOOOBALLLLLLLLLL
Like how do you even use a toilet at that point?
edp445 can't wipe properly
lol!
He's old and done
>old safety
don't care
>running back
doesn't matter
>wide receiver
doesn't matter
The best bettors aren't in Vegas. They're on Wall Street.
citation needed on his win percentage
Are you under some illusion that the average professional sports bettor enjoys a cushier life than Cowherd’s current gig? Because I can assure you, you are terribly wrong. Cowherd makes far far more as a media figure than he ever did betting.
>literally nothing matters
Based retard.
we /facebook/ memes now
Running backs and wide receivers don't win titles
you don't anything and don't belong in this conversation
Please tell me what wins titles, this should be good.
His ass could literally be covered in shit in that image and we wouldn’t be able to tell.
If he could actually maintain @55% like you claim, he could make any amount of money he wanted just gambling.
>only 4 days left to write two pages
>wasting my time on /nfl/
Allah help me
Julian Edelman won the Patriots their Superbowl 7 months ago but okay
Quarterbacks, offensive line, defense and coaching
Your momma. For title of biggest BBC whore
breaking from adam schefter, EDP has lost his virginity
>QBs
Check
>Offensive line
Check
>Defense
Should be decent at worst.
>Coaching
Check
Moron, Vegas wins no matter what on a book making scheme. They win 100% of the time, you dope.
I miss them
Could be worse, they could be Kentucky.
I think you responded to the wrong person.
South do I. Big part of my childhood.
Make a new thread you fucks
Mahomes-Lamar is the new Manning-Brady
...
If you actually understood how successful professional betting works, you’d realize this is false. Maintaining >55% betting % doesn’t mean you’re you’re gonna be able to hit that milestone week to week, only hit it consistently over a long stretch of time. So you can’t just go YOLO and bet your entire net worth every week and expect you’ll be 5% richer every 7 days. You bet only a limited percentage of your entire fund. Any sports bettor will inevitably experience bad weeks and good weeks, the difference between, and due to that nature, were you to bet everything every week, winning makes you several time richer, but losing every pick would literally make you broke.
>they could be kentucky
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
t. espn
>KFC
Real Kentuckians eat at Lee’s.
Raiders boutta finna gonna be dabbing on that purple tomorrow.
Dave Rothenberg had a professional handicapper on his show TODAY and LITERALLY said 55% is the about the point a sports wagerer needs to maintain to be a professional. Obviously managing it is part of it, but at 55% a good gambler could make a living.
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
Successful professional gamblers don't live week to week you fuckwit. Maintaining proper capital is obviously essential to their survival.
*embarrassed the Steelers and Dolphins
Bruh, I literally blatantly said that 55% is the what you need to hit to make it as a professional. My argument was that the life as a consistent salaried $11 million a year national radio host is much much less stressful and more glamorous than a professional sports bettor.
>Implying the Thai place down the street won't be shipping a constant stream of angry chicken and crab rangoons to my home for 8 hours tomorrow