Well? Who wants it?

Well? Who wants it?

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Sorry JLingz, you truly will be world class in 4/5 years

Where's the Bulgarian user when we need him?

MAN LIKE JLINGZ SKRRRRAAAAAAA PA PA PA

my man...jlingz...

JLINGZ IN THE CUT
JLINGZ IN THE ENDS
JLINGZ ON THE PITCH
JLINGZ INNA BENZ

...heh...

My boy Jayling making the cover with all these prospects like Sancho and Vinicius...

Can you blame kids for wanting to be like the big boys....heh...kids see the boys (in da hood) draw beautiful graffiti on buildings.....kids try to do the same.... it's always dumbass garbage but they try....kids hear the big boys discuss movies and music.....they try.....they reveal how.... heh....how retarded they are.....but they try..........kids see the big boys have sex...they try....you see kids kissin at the bus stop it's always funny.....funny or angering, if you never kissed at the bus stop....well I haven't either but I'm above that children stuff now....heh.....but anyway....... it's part of learnin yeah.....the overly loud smooching....i kinda want to go up to them n slap em.... in their gay faces....but anyway........kids see jaylingz play.....they.....heh...... they don't try imitatin this time..heh.....even the dumass kids can see that big Linny is inhuman......the way he....heh....tricks the fullbacks..... impeccable technique.....majestical....... ahhh so good how he controls the ball......weaves webs around the pitch....the defenders they get caught up in it.....thr web cast by raw potential......and then my boy...the spider....he....he ignores them....like....heh..... you ain't even worth eatin, fly......ima go get the big one...big one bein' the goal.....see the goal....the way i imagine it......i imagine it is this big fly....with strings attached to its legs.....on the other end.....lesser fly's...to them attached other flies... depending on the formation.......1-2-2-5......1-4-3-1-1-1...... it's the number 1....to get to the big fly.... your web needs to catch the lesser ones first.....jessy catches them all.... no problem......he eats the big fly....couple of times a game in fact.....the lil kids....they know the fly ain't for them....and they don't try....those who do..... end up getting caught...better stick to graffiti kid.....

-excerpt from story of jay lingz : an biography of a young but talented youngster

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These are the thoughts I think...as i wait...the painful passing of the hours before a match....i take a sip...mm beer.....lineups should be announced...i open a website on the net to see,....jesse....my boy.... he's there....i start to take a sip from my beer.....yeah i love beer....heh...even got beer belly and ass....but as I lift my hand up i feel an invisible force....yeah i feel something stopping me...... I can't take a sip...huh....i feel him in my veins... Jesse's at the wheel...he controls the firing of my neurons....he uses them to create an image in my head.....i see the words 'no, friend. do not harm your health with this poison.'....white font, red background of course....below the words appears a sign....something like this _ImmI_ ......I notice my hands are also forming the same sign.....wow so powerful.... so caring.......jessy is so caring...he didn't want me to ingest....poisonous substance.....jesse stands me up...... i receive a message from him....time to watch, game soon..... _ImmI_.....i begin....heh you won't believe me...but I begin to...left n right....up and down...started slow but its become super fast....my atomic energies.....my electrons....i feel them shifting.....i begin to become incomplete.....i am shaking so fast i must have looked like a blob.....a violent cloud of molecules.....i cover the whole room now... apartment...... suddenly.... suddenly blackness.....and even more suddenly.....blinding white light..... deafening white noise......a little red.....the noise....i know what the noise is.....cheers.....i see....i am at old Trafford....the studium of man Utd......jesse has taken me to see him.....i receive a message......enjoy.. _ImmI_ ......my hands form the sign again....i notice everyone in the stands is doing it as well....we are one.....i regain control.....jesse has taken me to see him play.....and i didn't even pay for a ticket...

-excerpt from story of jay lingz : an biography of a young but talented youngster

so much this

beautiful from Jlingz

jingaling...heh...

The comments on his instagram were fucking hilarious but now his media team keep delting all of the ones that slag him off so theres just a bunch of faggot zoomers putting heart and 100 emojis now

my boy...

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King jLing

> if you never kissed at the bus stop....well I haven't either

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Nah, I pass

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baste

Tears of joy lads

....damn....

JLingz

JLINGZ

dab

DAB DAB

FLOSS

whip

Nae nae

Absolutely based

I thought it was still in development?

nah bruh

miss me with that gay shit

this nigga so trash they had to write his name on the cover

So true

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

He literally photoshopped and printed this shit out himself.

bit soon in his career for this tbqh. still all raw talent and potential. give it 6 or 7 years til he develops, then he'll be fifa cover material. future's bright for the kid.

BASED

Holy based

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