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preemptively calling out his uruguay and nz proxy

So this is the power of stealing copper pipes from the local school

>be ronaldo
>be self aware of self image, insecure, wants to prove himself
>give 100% for club and country
>play for a motley crew meme team in real madrid, and a dysfunctional gypsy troupe in portugal
>literally carry them into qualifying for major tournaments like the epic 3-2 ronaldo v ibra portugal v sweden game
>salvage unwinnable games as in the USA 2-2 Portugal game, ronaldo was limping injured with no subs left and still provided a HEROIC cross to Varela to steal a draw
>get off injured in final, instead of being an emo BOI on the bench, he kept encouraging his teammates to perform and never give up
>have a 10 million strong country of a poor country be crowned champions of the euros
>Donates blood
>Spends a lot of time with his kid
>Involved in multiple charities
>Paid some kids hospital bill
>Tries to be a great role model

>Be Messi
>Play 4 seperate finals for your country
>Each final lasts for 120 minutes
>Thats 480 minutes of football
>Thats MORE time than 5 (FIVE) standard matches
>He has 0 goals 0 assists in all that time
>Apparently the "GOAT" of football can't produce anything of significance in all that time
>People blame Higuain for all your shortcomings
>People blame Aguero for all your shortcomings
>People don't realize that if you were actually GOAT you would of at least taken one of those matches into your own hands because thats what the GOAT would do
>people still defend you because you scored a nice freekick against team USA (lol)
>People still defend you even though Di Maria carried you to the WC final
>People still claim that you are the GOAT
>Tacky tattoos
>Midlife crisis
>Wacky hair colours
>Convicted tax fraud for millions and millions of euros
>Probably does a lot of HGH

Romanians on sp are based and they get my vote. Like the Portuguese and Brazilians.

Based gypo. Those laugh at liverpoop threads where he just posted the picture of that yellow thing laughing were the funniest moments in the history of sp. Especially after the 2018 CL final. LEL. Please don't confuse actual Romanian for gypos. those things are from India apparently

the gypsies try way too much with their le ebin choleric """banter"""

There is no evidence that he uses proxies

this is the funniest post I've ever read on spee

>Please don't confuse actual Romanian for gypos.
Yeah actual romanians engage in drug trafficking and home assault instead, poor little angels

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>twain enters thread
>samefags
>it's ignored
>replies to himself
>leaves

t. TWAIN using a proxy

payed $300 (yes, you are poor) a few years ago to see Barca united friendly. messi didnt even show because he was being paid $5m to lay a first brick in some african shithole. never cared for him since.

for me, it's the argentine that posted everytime messi failed to score in a CL

I unironically keked

Just going to say it outright. You are beyond delusional if you think Messi is even a top 15 player.
Before you gauchos spam your leaf reddit memes let me present my case.

This manlet has hid in La Liga his entire career. Not only is he simply put, a system baby. He didn't even pretend to challenge himself, but rather choose to hide and face the maniacal Osasuna twice a year. He emerged when Barca's biggest and only rivals Madrid lost their Galacticos team and were put under a rebuilding period post 2006. And even then they couldn't hold their dominance over Real and Atletico.
His teammates went and got themselves 2 European Championships over Germany and Italy, and a World Cup over the Netherlands.
Meanwhile his greatest NT achievement is a win over an eliminated Ecuador missing their best players.

He has only managed to score in the group stages of the World Cup (against the mighty Serbia, Bosnia, Iran and Nigeria) and outright failed to score at all in 2010.
The fearless Argentina has managed to win 12 Copas before Messi, but they must have seen something in his leadership qualities before he unironically retired after missing a penalty in 2016.
The tournament that was held quadrennially, was now presented in consecutive years just for him. And he blew both of them.

Messi may be 2nd all time in CL scoring but he is not even 3rd in goal ratios. He was joint top scorer once in the past 5 seasons, and won it once in the past 6 seasons (his rival has won 3 in 4).
>b-but he has 4 of them! muh 2005/06!
He didn't even make the bench in the final and scored once through the entire competition
Was once again a ghost in the 2014/15 final and scored as much as Neymar throughout.

Blatter presented him a Balon d'Or in 2010, after failing to score in the WC. Meanwhile Sneijder won the treble and reached the WC final.
Maybe he'll win another when he puts on a tantalizing body feint against Celta Vigo next week.

>portugal NT NEVER reached a final before ronaldo
>suddenly appears in 2 with him
>has opened the CL final scoring TWICE
>best teammate was literally a 33 year old Figo or a glass Bale
>ONLY PLAYER TO WIN THE LEAGUE TITLE, DOMESTIC CUP, CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, AND GOLDEN BOOT AT 2 CLUBS

>argentina goes from 12 copa americas and 2 WC to 0 (so far) with messi
>disappeared in 3 consecutive finals only to miss a penalty
>scores 2 (TWO) knockout goals in 2015 CL to neymars 7 (SEVEN) (neymar scored in the final)
>has NEVER opened the scoring in the CL final
>has 5 (FIVE) goals in his last 15 (FIFTEEN) CL knockout games
>played with World Cup winners such as Iniesta, Xavi, Busquets, Villa, Pedro, Puyol, Pique, Abidal, and Henry
>further played with Neymar, Suarez, Ibrahimovic, and Eto'o
>team continues to break transfer records with Dembele and Coutunho

Messi: 365 non-penalty, non-header club goals
Ronaldo: 447 non-penalty, non-header club goals

desu we tried everything, no regrets about "wasting the GOAT"

We tried making a team that works without him, and putting him on top of it, so he doesn't feel the pressure (Basile). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that plays like Barcelona so he can feel comfortable (Martino, Batista). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that is good at defending and making him the center of our attack, Maradona 1986 style (Sabella). It didn't work.

He chokes against Brazil. Okay, Brazil is a great team. He chokes against Germany. Okay, Germany is a great team. He chokes against Uruguay, okay, they are world champions.

We sacked coaches and players because he didn't like them (Riquelme, Tevez, Basile). We put in coaches and players just because he asked (Martino and his Newell's friends).

He doesn't score in KO games? Maybe he's saving up for the next game. Maybe he's saving up for the final.

Now he had this chance in silverware. He only had to perform against Chile (so you understand how small they are, 3 people died celebrating a Copa America). Many people would have hailed him as the GOAT, even though winning a Copa America of which we have 14 already doesn't mean much.

Not only he doesn't perform, that's okay, another bad day. Not only he doesn't score, it's okay, 11 KO games without scoring, but it's okay, he's still good. Not only he doesn't assist, it's okay, it's your team mates right? They are your friends Messi, you sacked Tevez, you asked for Higuain and Aguero. But okay, we get it, you didn't assist.

On top of all that, he doesn't even run. He just walks the pitch. Fuck him.

Buddy Spaniards are almost as bad as Albanians when it comes to crime so calm it huh

Why do the sickly Sprite induced Messi fans feel the constant need to prove their idols' skills to Ronaldo fans? Surely they realize that there was not ever a comparison to Ronaldo's monstrous career? Do they really think that if they say that their idol is more skillful than the other, that their wish may come true?
Bringing Messi into the discussion between Ronaldo, Maradona and Cruyff simply sends the Ilustrado into an uproarious guffaw that shakes La Masia to its' core. But why do they need to squeak and moan? Is it simply to grasp our attention? They look up to us, and want to be us. They feel the need to be a cut above the rest, the crème de la crème of football.
But, when they speak, the Ronaldo fans are quick to silence them. They are not worthy of even our minutest attention. But we enjoy the hunt. It is like the grating sound of a vacuum sucking up the filth of our floors that fall from our soles. The sound, is a satisfying sound despite the grating noise, because it is a evolutionary instinct that reminds us of our upper classmen slaughtering everyone and everything underneath us in the spirit of the hunt. And in the aftermath of the hunt, when our forefathers would sit and share their trophies with eachother, (as such Ronaldo shares his achievements with us) we grow stronger. Our confidence continues to grow without any hint of it stopping. We grow more powerful, more intelligent, more reliant.
While the Messi fan is stuck at square one, we are on cloud 9. There is nothing left to prove, the achievements are expected of Ronaldo and not to be boasted about, for we know it was coming all along, for it is written in his blood. The endless workout regiments, hundreds upon thousands of hours spent on the training pitch, were not done to prove and show off the fruit of his labour, but for the glory that entails it.

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Prove it

JOBI
JOBA
CADA DIA TE QUIERO MAS

>Messi: 365 non-penalty, non-header club goals
>Ronaldo: 447 non-penalty, non-header club goals
What is this bullshit stat, they both have over 600 club goals and 2 minutes led me to learn Messi has 84 penalties (club + NT) and Ronaldo 111
How do you get to 365

>arab engrish comprehension

>twain answers to the """"british"""" poster gibberish rant

>arab engrish comprehension

O TWAIN

club
non pen
non header

also its old pasta

Lads, did Twain just expose himself again?

you're not fooling anyone and Messi has scored 24 headers in his career
Even if ALL his headers and pens were in club games he would be around 500 goals club non pen non header

based

When I was young my mom said that a gipsy tried to hold my penis. But my dad saw it and spanked him with the help of my uncle and the police. Since that day we dont trust Romanians, but I want to fap when I remember this story. lmao

What the fuck have you guys brought upon this accursed world.

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B A S E D

B to the A to the S to the E to the D and Redpilled

also BASED

>arab engrish comprehension

based mick

Absolutely based and definitely redpilled

Cállese gonorrea, que usted le ande chupando los huevos a un enano pechito no quiere decir que uno sea un proxy.

Based

oh no it happened again wtf messi bros

>Messi
who?

Wilder is going to KO him in the rematch.

Very based

uh? there are plenty of stereotypes about us but being inclined to crime certainly isn't one of them

It's just Twain owith a proxy.

lol no
not even close

you must be a butthurt gypsy

He's obsessed. Nobody on Yea Forums except for a few argies and uefalona 'fans' respects Messi anymore so he doesn't have a reason to stay here 24/7 like he does. He'd be based otherwise.

Redpill me Yea Forums
Why are you calling us "twain" and what does that have to do with messi?

Twain is the name given to anyone who supports TSU by Yea Forums. The Romanian flag is notoriously obsessed with reminding everyone Ronaldo is better than Messi (everyone already knows). He once had a thread were he posted every single game were Messi did not score. This obsession is thought to go to the extreme: Twain apparently uses proxies to appear to be more than one person and continue forever reminding everyone that Messi is inferior.

Sounds based and redpilled if you ask me.

It think it's a Yea Forums in joke
I mean nobody actually believes Ronaldo is better than Messi

stop bumping your own thread autist

t. twain

hello twain
how's the weather in romania?

Yo de Argentina, retardo

who's twian?

lol keep coping. Ronaldo is statistically better, more accomplished and a much more admirable human being.

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>being on Yea Forums
>not being familiar with its God

>German humor

yikes

>be romanian
>connect to Yea Forums for the first time in yer life
>people think you're name is Twain and that you're their God

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Twain is the soul of Yea Forums. Its eternal essence captured in one man.

>yikes
>stop bumping your own thread autist
>you're not fooling anyone
>twain answers
>What is this bullshit stat
>Twain got an american proxy ?
rent free

shut up gipsy

Why do you do what you do Twain? What keeps you going like this?

Messifags have absolutely NO answer to this
BTFO
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!