HEEM

>picking on a guy 1 foot taller than you and with shoulders 1 foot wider than yours

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COOOOOOM

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Juju is the ideal woman

I'm thinking this is the thread

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>you should only pick on people smaller than you

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unless you want to be heemed

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lads the state of the card today...

BOOM roasted

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yes? this is literally the circle of life, the food chain, the way of the world m8.

nigga got heemed by two weight classes above him

i dont even want to know

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It's just a level of femininity that can't be matched.

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>white p*ople

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Svechnikov unironically won the story here
They're Russians

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respect to that chad for not being heemed from the concrete

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Miocic is the greate...hahahahahahahahah Miocic ur full of shit man.Maybe he is the greatest at keeping Colby away from his wife lol

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The state of this thread today

honestly we should remove weight classes and let everyone fight everyone, maybe manlets will be proven right and they can hang

>that is a Chad

Maybe in your peasant village.

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Anyone have webm of that nerd fighting manlet asian then getting brutally heem'd with a smile

someone post the roo actually chokeholding the other one to death

>rape victim

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fucking YUCK. totally flushed

it's a coalburner costume for halloween

This one?

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Brendan Schaub bless!

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Nah, dud was heem'd in the ground smiling with a car right over his head

why though?

Not the same but still a roo getting heemed

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beast of a peach of a wingspan

>Mr Brendan Schaub reacting to the news his baby is an Untrainable

Really really really not cool.

why do wh*toids torture wildlife for fun?

trench coat nigga obviously wanted the smoke

this is a baby wallaby
a real roo would have heemed this manlet stiff

Cringe

>backing out of 3 title fights
>backing out of 3 fights vs Tyron
>backing out of 3 fights vs Usman
THE PATHETIC NATION OF LOLBY

Fucking hell, she looks busted.

>I-It's because of the j-jews!!! Th-They won't pay him! Colby i-isn't afraid, I s-s-swear!!!!!!!!

based paige

degenerate wigger

So hyped for tonight's card lads

How? I looked at it and it looked like one of the weaker cards of the year. Enlighten me

there will be many heems

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Yikes

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“End of.” is our new meme. Simple as. End of.

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>english cuisine

sorry i dont speak arabic

what else would you call it?

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Wgaf? End of.

Conor wins the rematch. End of

Is it you Yair?

Stephens
Grasso
Askarov
Aldana
Bravo

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Lankets when will they learn

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5 star dining in Sheffield

A french fry sandwich?

streamable.com/wyfb9

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A Freedom Butty, surely.

HE'S HURT

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>Gaethje and Stephens are the most relentless/savage fighters in the UFC
>both have Mexican mums

Dem Mexican boys are a different breed...

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Don't forget tsperg

on a scale of one to ten how inappropriate is it to watch the heems on my phone during a funeral service

Bladdy midul call it a cob the fuckin weirdos

Dana White confirms The Rock will present BMF Belt at UFC 244
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/dana-white-confirms-the-rock-will-present-bmf-belt-at-ufc-244/

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minimum 6, skewed upward based on how close you were to the deceased, and how discreet you are

Cringe.

He has wins over 3 of the other guys on the list and none of his wins are the can-fest of Fedor, Cro Cop, or Cotoure.

“I think the belt is like fifty grand ($50,000.00),” Dana White said when asked how much the BMF Belt cost to make. “He’s gonna. (The Rock) is going to (hand out the BMF Belt). He is taking my job for the night."

>asking if watching heems is unacceptable
>ever
>on /heem/
Your post is a 10/10 on the scale. Take a lap kiddo

Depends whose funeral. If it's a distant relative or a friend's relative, not so bad, like a 4.

Is this correct punching form? It's half way between a right hook and a hammer.

Bisping was the weakest champ ever

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australia SEETHING

>have a gangbang/train run on you
>everyone in town knows you’re a giant hoe
>everyone throws condoms all over your house
>everyone calls your name Slutten so you have to change it to Van Zant.
>’y..yea guys... i was r..raped’
K

Why haven't (You) watched the latest John Danaher interview?
youtube.com/watch?v=btu2vDgv_UQ

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How many bongs lads?

YASSSS

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2 bongs

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>beat hendo
>beat silva
>delet’d rockhold
>only lost to roiders and cheaters

He’s the natty goat for sure

Watching it now, Danaher bless.

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CFFC is on right now, early UFC prelims in a couple bongs, several bings.

His only true rival is inanimate objects.

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thanks fellas. rip to grandma and to yair

>only lost to roider and cheaters
Lmao so hard

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youtube.com/watch?v=GZdPgfNVNOo

Dana doing a great job reassuring everyone that all fighters are paid well with facts and logic.

This lil nerd on barstool actually did a really good interview with Dana

youtube.com/watch?v=WeO0K2PdT7Q

The Hybrid

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Tony vs Khabib is the real bmf fight

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You only say that because he uses cringe words like "cucked"

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>roiding oozing AIDS sores mam
Point proven

Bisping did Dana a favor and took this fight short notice only 3 weeks after his bout with GSP. It does not count as a loss. End of.

instagram.com/p/Bxnvb0SgZEV/

Could you heem her?

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He took that fight because if he had beat Kelvin he'd fight rockhold for interim belt instead of Yoel. Too bad he got brutally heem'd

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They're not french fries though you wankster.

Nice, that's 50k less money Dana needs to pay fighters.

Looks like Clawja in the face

He's asking good questions and knows his shit.

Mental illness heemed her a long time ago.

>knows his shit
He knows as much as any other dumbass here

I didnt know Tony trains 7 hours straight, watches Rocky IV, then goes back to hard training.
Why are you so mad?

Wrong. There was no interim at that point. Rockhold was set to fight Whittaker for the undisputed belt. Learn your heem history before you speak, buddeh.

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>Tony trains 7 hours straight, watches Rocky IV, then goes back to hard training
Sounds like another dumb generic youtube comment

I knew that

reminder American refs have a bias against English fighters

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>There was no interim at that point
>Implying there wouldn't be one
You're even dumber than I thought, guess you'll never know for sure because he got gadoosh'd on his way out

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I am a simply man I see a youtube comment and I regurgitate it.

cringe

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how many bongs to prelims?

youtu.be/pWgq4DvXqJg
/fit/ is bullying us again

2

For me its paige

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Punished Paige is the only answer.

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No, there wouldn't be one, you dumb spic. Like I said, Whittaker was interim champion for beating Yoel. Why would they have Bisping fight Rockhold for another interim belt? God damn you are stupid. I'm literally sitting here telling you the indisputable facts of what happened and you are actually denying it. You just can't accept that you're a cazzie that said some stupid shit, and I called you out on it. People like you are worthless to society and don't deserve life.

As an impartial poster, this guy is right and this guy is wrong and probably very stupid as well

I liked at the end when Dana talks about how bad he would fuck up Tito in boxing.

>Like I said,
Stopped reading there lel

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Pettis was a much more weaker chamo imho

I never looked into her story because I'm 100% not fucking buying her book.

Wiki excerpt
>The bullying started after rumors began to circulate in her high school in Oregon about VanZant having sexual intercourse with multiple boys at a party. In reality, VanZant was raped by multiple male classmates after they got her intoxicated at a party.

How does one go to a party where they have no friends that stop them from getting taken advantage of when they're drunk, get drunk to the point of not being able to control themselves but NOT blacking out, then get a train ran on them. She never revealed whether they were charged, that means no...

Pettis beat better men you goof

anyone not watching tonights card?

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>In reality, VanZant was raped by multiple male classmates after they got her intoxicated at a party.
lmao sounds like someone wrote that in themselves

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anybody giving the jews over at Flo their money to watch ADCC?

Who is more cringe Valentina posters or Olivi posters?

Who did Pettis beat that was on the caliber of Silva?

>baddest motherfucker title
>neither are the top weightclass
>neither are even the top of their respective division

explain what is even a """"bad motherfucker"""" anymore?

when is his next fight?

you

It's ok buddeh. Big words are hard to deal with sometimes. Especially for someone that's a bit mentally restricted, like you are.

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>caliber of Silva
You realize the Silva Bisping beat was just recently washed by USADA and put on a shitter of a fight before his fight with Bisping? You also forgetting the knee? Bispiss lost that fight too lmao

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Olivi posters because at least Valentina is the natty flyweight goat champion

>2019
>marks still seething at bisking
the state

silva's fight with diaz was so bad

Prime Bendo is a better win than 60 year old flushed Anderson who could barely edge a decision over Derrick Bumson.

The guy hasn't fought since 2017 and he's STILL rent free in their noggins!

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This is what Pereira could've been.

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Yeah, I read the source they referenced and it doesn't really mention that, here's an excrept from Paige's book
>They change my position. I fail each time I try to resist, my limbs like wet cement on my body, my brain a heavy fog. I am awake and conscious, but my body feels dead. I know what is happening but can do nothing to stop it. I have no voice or choice but to submit and pray that it ends soon.

It's an absolute fucking mess

PICKS ARE DONE
ENJOY THE FIGHTS
GOODNIGHT

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244 against Corey "Beastin' 25/8" Anderson
Never. There's only one Johnny Walker. Pereira was always just a cheap ripoff.

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I physically cringed reading this. High school tier writing. Who let this dumb CTE thot get published?

Frankie edgar already prove it, he even won the story against Smalloway making more evident that he is an uber cutbaby

Holly fuck, I laughed out loud

Shut up before I ankle pick you

>dat editing

I spent like 600 usd on flying to tonight's card.

Got a feeling I heemed myself for it..thawts?

What the FUCK is that thing??

I'm convinced she wrote the book showed it to Cody and asked for his opinion, he said it was good, she broke up with Cody got with her new boyfriend, asked him, got the same response and went to a publisher.

Did they atleast harvest it?

Do you think she'd look kinda like that after getting """"""raped"""""" by you and your buddies for a few hours haha

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When is this STUPID SHITTY CARD going to start so I can complain about how much it SUCKS?

Wtf is that cm punk on commentary for CFFC?

>haha

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what if kimo leopoldo won UFC 3

I’m gonna add myself, k?

>put a big effort in a public persona to cater to ufc manchild fans
>invest money in social media self-promotion
>meet with a president and his family which you dont even like
>ufc purposely puts you on a morning card to diminish the numbers you pull/drawing power
>ufc offers you a shit deal for a title fight and makes you look like a coward to the manchild fans for not being paid your worth
>get passed up for inferior fighters
>ufc glorifies said inferior fighters
Sorta feel bad for colby lads...

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for me it's kpop

My money's on the dude who got memed on by conor

>paid your worth
lel

Beginning to realize the BMF belt is actually BASED and the only ruin even more BASED is the Rock giving it to the official BMF

who are some kpop-related mma fighters?

>not being paid your worth
It's caused prize fighting and he's no prize fighter. If no one is willing to pay ppv to watch you or even tune into to E!SPN for you, you're not getting paid
He brought this on himself by exposing Dana with his Asian hooker. Colby needs to accept a title fight for pennies then make the real money once he's champ

>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Max Hollogay aka Min
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda “Lionpiss” Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr. Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile

>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>CTGayllacher
>Shitriram

>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland

>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>India Pooper Plight League
>Cumbate Americunts
>Burger King Flight Coop

>MMgay

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Havent followed the sport in a while guys.

How the fuck did jorge masvidal vs nate diaz end up being a number one contender fight? This seems like an alternate universe where these guys arent journeymen on 40/40 contracts.

Doo Ho Choi could out-cute any here

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because the welterweight division is a fucking mess

how many bongs til fights?

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Disney Sports and WME want the reddit audience

5e-1

there's that lanky korean wmma fighter but i forgot her name

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*lesbians in your path*

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>Only 4 fighters on tonight’s UFC Mexico card are coming off wins in the UFC
Is this the most flushed card ever?

I want auntie Andrade to give me brain damage!

Cans Zant

Rejoice in the fact that reddit cards are gonna be the norm buddeh!

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spammy all revved up

Imagine thinking any woman out there has anything on the Korean Superboy

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?

This is the post McGregor era lad. It’s like in the lion king when Mufasa is dead, Zimbabwe is gone and scar is ruling pride rock.

College football takes precedence over all but the main event tonight.

I MISS /I OWN HEEM/, FUCK!

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UFC events are great live. Have fun bro

hardcore fan loved fighters finally found a way to market themselves to cazzies

*heavyweight goats in your path*

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My man Curtis ain't playin

>more knockouts than JDS and cain
>more ranked wins than cro cop
>ties fedor for championship wins
honestly he's looking pretty good here in the GOAT heavyweight discussion

He'll be back when Cormier heems stipe in the rematch

this, Cormier 100% heems Stipe in the trilogy

Whos a better trainer?
Tony Ferguson or a mountain?

Will DC retire on two consecutive losses after losing both his belts or will he stick around to get heemd by gigarumble?

>BAD MF'ERS!!!!

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Wait, why would anyone want to be the baddest motherfucker? Isn't that an insult? That's like crowning someone as being the worst bastard that ever lived and pretending it's a good thing. Absolutely bizzare.

>le can't defend a basic lead body hook man

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WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS

>They still rate "WC"
Oh no no no bro look at this dude uhju uhju wait till you see the f- uhhujuJUJUJUUU NO NO NO NO ohhhHOHOo ohh uhhuhhuhh EATJAHWQUIEHQWIUOHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA AAA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAAA LOOK AT THOSE LIPS HASJHJDHWRUI

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Lmao what did he do

I would b*tchslap these dorks “cringing” at the BMF belt and they wouldn’t do shit irl

Never forget that Ken Shamrock beat up a prime Royce Gracie and they robbed him. Watch his bareknuckle promotion tonight coming to you live from some injun casino.

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blackedraw debut when?

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By MMA standards, how bad is my gas tank if it takes 9:30 me to run a mile?

Why wmma has more heel than womens boxing?

Did you guys know there's an MGK song called "Bad Motherfucker"? Haven't heard it, but that should probably be the song for the 244 promo.

>Boxing vs mma

Song sucks. It's only known cause the video is so good.

Looks like drunk kids, I doubt they did something with it besides heeming it

>Only 4 fighters on tonight’s UFC Mexico card are coming off wins in the UFC

youtube.com/watch?v=t_RpCZuBtXA

IS THIS HEEM KINO ?

disgusting monkey

Lil heem them will maul Yair

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Cote D'ivoire, why do you always post pictures of female MMA fighters and obess about prostitues, if you're gonna post pictures of them only post the nude ones please.

Thank you.

If Yair survives the initial barrage he will win. Whodafook is just a mini white Ngannou, he is powerful for two rounds.

when is Dan Ho Choi coming back?

Didn't the Rock leave the WWE like over a decade ago?

Is it just me or is Yea Forums struggling?

Obviously you know that he did.

he just fought John Cena I thought

Jorge will fight Colby next if he wins. All the trash talking between them was to sell the next fight.

Sad!

Is it me or are you a bitch?

Dana White confirms blockbuster movie star Kevin Hart will present 135 belt at UFC 245

lose weight

literally r eddit

Is ESPN+ worth it?

>is something that costs $5 worth it
Imagine having to ask that.

this
dana is making everyone believe colby is ducking everyone

So no? Okay then

that's where he got the name from though so i guess it will always be attached to him since he uses it

Anderson Silva, he's back!

this is great :D

>it's a bisbong commentary night

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It's not you

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When does barekncuckle start? I want to see lavar johnson again

Bisking's on the mic, bros! All is good!

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paying for TV

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Sorry, I didn't have my glasses on, it's some random guy.

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Did Bisping just say "take this cunt to the floor"?

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Damn Joe Martinez is full bald now.

>>They change my position. I fail each time I try to resist, my limbs like wet cement on my body, my brain a heavy fog. I am awake and conscious, but my body feels dead. I know what is happening but can do nothing to stop it. I have no voice or choice but to submit and pray that it ends soon.

stop posting this hoe, also this is why you should never gangbang a women even if she allows you to, shell become obsessed with manlets with neck tatoos.

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one simple question heem

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imagine being a 12/12 rookie fighting on a bum card in mexico lel

Who are you talking about? The brazilian?

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Some good WMMA on this card boys

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>They change my position. I fail each time I try to resist, my limbs like wet cement on my body, my brain a heavy fog. I am awake and conscious, but my body feels dead. I know what is happening but can do nothing to stop it. I have no voice or choice but to submit and pray that it ends soon

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>gets wrestlefucked just like silva
based

76" Reach
6'1" Height
>mfw when im 2 inches shorter but have more reach than him

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>khabib vs anderson

Based mexican ref

holy fuck, he just let him move in and hug him without firing anything, scuffed silva indeed

Only here for Grasso

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>budget Khabib vs budget Anderson

I really don't think we should glorify this kind of behavior (weed smoking, cocaine dealing, smack talking) and present it as something positive. How about something a little less poisonous to the youth? How about the smartest motherfucker in the game? Or the most kind-hearted motherfucker in the game?

Her eyes don't match her face, she is a demon

You copied this from r/mma right?

>took down already
This guy sucks

Black eyes are very cute.

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that takedown defense

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about to be 6/6 and cut from the UFC kek

boring start lads

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mariano already given up hah

Post sexy Dustin

Only care about grasso and aldana. Everyone else is shit

Ok, I've got a challenge for you, go ONE whole week without posting a PNG, JPG, GIF or webm of a female in /heem/. Thwalts?

>10mins of utter domination

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I'm a match
She a keroheem
You know she gonna heem down everything
She a heemonist in her past time
And I've been heemed for the last time
time
time
whoa
I've been heemed for the last time.

mariano is fucking terrible

I never wanna watch either of these guy again

But not today!

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>le 56% face
>big monkey ears
>garbage tattoos
>shit-color eyes
>manlet
>wigger

>sexy

Lifted him up like a baby

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Give me one good reason why I should

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braaaap

Based

MICHAEL BISPING 10 YEAR VETERAN DOESNT KNOW BASIC UFC RULES AHAHAHAHAHA

>marble-sculpted face
>ears are merely part and parcel of his trade
>very sexy tattoos
>who cares
>who cares
>some /pol/ bullshit

Now post sexy Dustin pics

lmao bisping doesnt even know the rules

Will this idiot let his arm break for a fight he will lose anyway

Lol for real!

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Pisspings ego is fatter than his stupid fucking head

>brendan and mike start talking about them grappling instead of the boring match in front of them
>first fight of the night
wew lad lol

Thanks Mr Skeltal

What a retard.

I have officially filtered Ireland

You CAN'T hold you're own shorts, you CAN NOT DO IT.

oh wait you can... oh

Professional fighter for 15 years btw

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the hue fears the llama

Like an Andy title defense without the come-from-behind stoppage

imagine not being able to finish that bum?

Your mental health maybe, maybe you'll be liberated and find the errors of your way

The nigger won that 29-28.

>taps out like a bitch

make me!

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Ha you've never rolled high, you fucking loser

I require a name.

Good lad

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FUCK OFF. FUCKING JUDGES HAVING A LAUGH. IT WAS CLOSE BUT PUELLES LOST THAT

Jesus fucking Christ why does this nigger announcer pretend he can speak Spanish, that shit is fucking disgusting.

Sorry bud, I can't post what doesn't exist

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Denver won the story of the mountain

Una cerveza por favor

>puelles lost that

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>training at 16000 feet
Fucking why

WMMA girls are UGLY and OLD

Does Heidi have any photos of her in the bath with a finger in her va-jayjay? asking for a friend.

Who is the more attractive female in this fight?

GAMETHREAD

kek

Eubanks overall, Bitch for the bunda

From running the flyweight division to fighting on bum mexican cards, you've traveled so far Sijara. Maybe being a dumbass bitch really worked out for you.

This is the spammer. Dont use his thread

This thread isn't even full and we already have one dumbnuts

You're a fag the answer is obviously Mr.Correia

What do you think about platinum bitch here, /heem/?

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>black vs not black
what a silly question

Fuck you, faggot.

She should be in porn

Good on you Jamal

>mixed results
heh, that's a funny way of saying that she's lost to every single good fighter she's faced

Would cook meth in a trailer with/10.

Beth looks so happy.

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Pitpull, clearly. I want to lick her hairy temples after some GnP.

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That doesn't look like an Ireland flag to me...

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Friendly reminder to stay hydrated and do your gacha dailies.

>actually watching wmma

KILL KILL KILL KILL

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What are we even doon here?

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...

making heem seethe clearly

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quite the brapper

wtf this site is shit, tried to post
i.imgur.com/KhqMnpF.jpg

bunda

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Bethe is built like a fucking ox, I bet you can't even penetrate her from behind.

That's an ineffective triangle...

>ass implants
>white

Is it you, Gay cheese?

I'd feel Bethe's bum if I got the chance.

THERE, I SAID IT!

Mike perry is NOT a heemer

quel esti de malade mental pareil, calisse de moron ce gars là

This behemoth Correia bitch is fucking obese.

Is Bethe winning? It's too stressful for me to watch

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>those tight shorts
You could park a car on her outside labia.

rj got burgered

What a stupid fucking take. Bethe is like the definition of thicc.

I don't think so, she 100% lost the first round.

Exhausted bethe looks sorta hot. Like she just dominated the sex sesh kinda hot.

>still went for the bike

>THE FRIGGIN ROCK!!

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>NIG

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ffs, the lardass is gonna win isn't she

Which one?

i've nutted so much today i don't even have the energy to get out of bed

The actually fat, not just flabby one.

Has anyone ever been to Hooters? What's it like?

Ok need a webm of bethe celebrating

This dogshit is painful to watch. Wmma was a mistake.

Do you guys who post this just have a script to post every liek 3 hours or something, it's actually fucking pathetic, at least post it at relevant times and not just fucking randomly. What the fuck is wrong with you degenerates?

OH SHIT GIMME THAT WEBM

>that dance

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>bisping commentary in mexico
fuckoff

WEBM TIME GIVE ME A MINUTE

>Do you guys who post this just have a script to post every liek 3 hours or something, it's actually fucking pathetic, at least post it at relevant times and not just fucking randomly. What the fuck is wrong with you degenerates?

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its just like any regular bar restaurant except the waitresses are mostly attractive and laugh at everything you say for extra $$$. most of them are pretty chill to talk to

You didn't jerk off, do they gotta shit on each other for you to get off?

ffs THIS

That """celebration"""

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I wish i could watch Bethe fight everyday for the rest of my life

We believe in you user

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Yikes. Please try Reddit, probably a better home for you.

Is Ausbro here to grab that? Also fuck gamethreads

lmao

30 SECONDS

BMF! BMF! BMF!

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Yeah, fuck this shit card. I'll just watch the Askarov fight tomorrow on mmacore.

who you got for the main event Felix

>Yikes. Please try Reddit, probably a better home for you.

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hnnnnnggggggggggg

Didn't bother to trim out the clip of the Brazilian fan in the crowd

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I hope Stephens ends the Yashit meme, but I think he's gonna lose by decision.

I literally just had sex

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Wanted her to win just for this

I want to live inside those fuckin shorts GOD DAMN I LOVE THAT ASS

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Paul Craig is based.

imagine the smell brehs...

What's it like?

I hope the sex tape comes out soon

OOOOOH NOOOO I HAVE TO DO IIIIITTTTT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH COOOOOOOOMIIIINNNGGGGG EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

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Was s/he cute?

based cocota BTFO burgers

Imagine the smell right now.

he fugger a rabbit

was he gentle or you're gaped?

Nice work

this poor mexican crowd is going to have to see their boy Yair get heemed into a living death

is that a fucking Kirby boss tatted on Discount Garbrant's neck?

str8 to theshadow realm

>I will never have bethe girate on my dick while im hittin it from the back

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HEEEEM TAPPY

Damn son

heem tappy

Ha

How kuch of a turbocan is this guy to not even rock glass craig

>the bear jew

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That's going in the heem folder

chip barm

I'd heem her pussy with my cock

A roll and chips... as this is literally what it is.

your spaghetini would shatter in an instant

I got very sweaty is a lot more work that masturbating

Why is Stephens LARPing as a greasy mexicunt?

how much does your ass hurt? did he lube you up?

no she bled on my face, feel kinda beta desu

he's literally half Mexican

but I gotta say, his edgelord gimmick/act is growing on me

that's poop user

What kind of sex were you having, what the fuck.

good job
I'm proud of you

I wish I had fit Asian physique

Stephens loses tonight

Reminder that Sergio has never finished anyone in the UFC get ready for a decision

>if youre a hardcore mma fan you know who he is

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For me it's Sergio "Yea Forums" Pettis

she sat on my face while on her period

Is Sergio a heartlet like his brother?

I miss Mighty Mouse bros

>she dragged him into deep waters
Hit your sprints kid

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What's wrong, are you not hardcore enough?

based

Sergio tends to coast weather he's winning or losing

Pettis a heartly or just glassbone injury prone

I hope Stephens gets heemed desu

>number 5 contender is the 4th fight on the prelims on a fight night

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Fucking hell, is this a regular you have sex with, did you just lose your virginity, were you drunk, something went wrong. Unless you liked it?

HEEM ME UP

did she fart in your mouth?

Mark Hunt is 5'9" whats everyone else's excuse for not moving up to Heavyweight?

They dont wanna have a shit record and get cte

Pretty sure whistling is SA's version of booing

it's better than the fucking WOOOO's

Pettis fucking sucks. How is he ranked number 5

Better than wooing desu

Heavyweight Khebab wrestlefucks Ngannou

going to far with the fanfic bro, brainlets here might believe in you

What the fuck are you talking about as far as not fighting a human goes, a roo is about as fair as it gets.

Because flyweights fucking suck

see Conor. Beating up manlets is fun, too easy and gets you paid

>oh no grandma, what are you doing with that wiener

cyber bullying turned me into the man i am today

I feel like skipping this whole card just on account of that FUCKING WHISTLING

that clot just slid on my chin

You're not wrong mate

>North America is filled with subhuman low iq 3rd worlders
Yeah, they're called Middle Americans

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Thoughts on this whore? €160 for 1 hour.

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Did you catch what the crowd was chanting?

There are like 20 people in the whole division lol

No it fucking isn't, wooing is ten times less irritating than whistling

she boutta heem you lad

NEW

You gotta stop man, you really gotta stop

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is it really that hard to get a gf in Ireland that you have to pay hundreds everytime you want to fuck

Thats a deal where im from. Girl looking like that asks double here.

I wouldnt

Colby?

Not bad, do you have any more pics of her?

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doubtful
never
don't want a gf, don't want the emotions

would rather stay a virgin than pay for sex

Based.

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I'd definitely do it lad

looks like NYC
anyone have sauce?

planning to monday