Michigan losing blue blood status edition
/cfb/ general
GATORS
Bama's kicker injured himself kicking PATs
Michigan lost that status in 2007 losing to app state.
>poopchigan
The "MICHIGAN IS GETTING BTFO" starter kit. Includes:
>"We won't win shit while [coach name] is coaching!"
>"We won in '97!"
>"muh Heisman pose!"
>"We're still #1 in all-time wins!"
>"Our academics are better than yours!"
GET FUCKED MICHIGAN!
>Oklahoma
>lawful
>good
Literally pick one
First post worst post, you annoying weeb who fails at making threads. Really all that’s left is for you to trip up to complete your faggotry
>this will be the year Mishitgan beats Ohio State
Niggas just let Wisconsin drive the ball the entire length of the field without Jonathan Taylor....
>4th and goal, obvious QB sneak or inside run situation
>don't put a lineman in the A gaps
what did harfraud mean by this?
>Trask playing good
>sub in different QB
What the fuck is Mullen doing
Imagine unironically being a Michigan fan right now. Harbaugh gets the axe on Monday morning, r-right?
>""""cramps""""
i pray to god thats all it is
Taylor out with cramps, apparently not needed against Michigan
What game are we watching
Tell me again how this is finally Harbaugh's year?
niggas playin' 4d chess out there
>harfraud in goaline situations
Harcuck OUT
Urbased IN
>We won't win shit while [coach name] is coaching
Name one fanbase not like this
Harbaugh will be crucified midfield after Ohio state drops 60 on them
>black player for Wisconsin playing air drums terribly
wtf bros I thought blacks has rhythm
Why is Madison such a liberal shithole? /pol/ told me the upper Midwest was the white man’s clay?
this. also, tOSU shold be slightly worried about Wisky
>meatchicken
meatchicken
>meatchicken
meatchicken
>meatchicken
meatchicken
>meatchicken
meatchicken
>meatchicken
meatchicken
We WWE now. Game confirmed rigged.
>obsessed
I bet youve never made a mistake in your life right? Lol
>/pol/
cringe
Does Harbaugh retire mid-season?
Would Michigan make this massive deal with the devil?
>FOX doing a fucking WWE promo mid-game
fuck off
well I am currently watching Michigan getting shut out
Based Jenny Taft cutting a promo with this giganigga
Well, all the teams that are winning, for one.
And Michigan fans have been like this for over a decade.
>"We won't win while [Harbaugh/Hoke/Rodriquez/Carr], just wait till we replace them!"
shes gonna get blacked right?
>large university filled with liberal professors and impressionable co-eds
same thing as austin texas.
You are like the most annoying person on this board, diaf. Trip up so I can filter you
>Your team
>Favorite WWE/F superstar when you watched as a kid
Before the season started I thought Patterson was the 2nd most overrated player in CFB, but he just sucks desu
Michigan is just complete ass. Wisconsin is good but not great. Ohio State will win that game.
I had michigan losing in the pickem, yay
Urban would never go to Michigan. He's a born and raised Ohio man, even HE has some modicum of standards.
>GATORS
CHOMP CHOMP MOTHER FUCKERS
ALSO HOOK EM LATER TONIGHT
God I hope so. There is nothing more in the world I love than seeing a tiny suburban white girl get blacked and creampied by a giant BBC.
No she is married to Chad Hockeyplayer
kek
Vols/RVD
Switching between um-uw for the laughs and msu-nw cause its the only competitive game on. Also occasionally flipping over to bama to watch them score
does something need to be done about Michigan or do we just let them do whatever
I mean its free $1000 for me after i put $1100 on WIS -3, easiest bet of the weekend, but its simply embarrasing at this point
It is, look at the stands. The vast majority of our black people are tansplants from Chicago, like tumors from a spreading cancer
UNC
Ric Flair
No. And Urban wouldn't coach there anyway.
Buckeyes
Undertaker
>lolverines
>mishitgan
this is just pathetic
>WVU
>Macho Man
lmao
Patterson is trash, that throw was already wobbly before it got tipped, nigga can't even throw a spiral
lol Tennessee are so bad
>Stonewalling three anemic offenses is worrisome
Ohio State's offense is in a whole other galaxy compared to USF, CMU and Michigan.
TENNESSEE YES
intercepted
>Vols
>The Undertaker
The Michigan game is fucking over. What game should we watch instead?
they haven't learned in X years, he's safe (keep repeating this for further guidance)
What do the stickers on Michigan's helmets mean?
>PISS SHITGAIN
>SHEA INTERSON
>JIMMOTHY "QB GURU" HARBAWWWWW
OH NO NO NO NOOOO
WHAT'S THAT COMING DOWN THE TRACKS????
>Michigan
Collins pulled the Wisconsin defender over on top of him.
NOOOOOOOO MICHIBROS HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?!? HARBAUGH WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE US BEAT OHIO STATE!
Badgers
The Ultimate Warrior
Badgers
Stone Cold Steve Austin
>Michigan
Texas
Shawn Michaels
Thats it? I bet 100000
>nigga can't even throw a spiral
Statement makes me laugh for some reason
It's the amount of embarrassing plays they've made happen.
Florida
Stone Cold
>char
>undertaker
>Buckeyes
>Columbus' native son, Macho Man Randy Savage
I'd put my ghost in that shell
>Northwest Missouri State
>Mankind Mick Folley
>PEOPLE TOLD ME SHEA PATTERSON WAS THE BEST B1G QB!
>PEOPLE TOLD ME SHEA PATTERSON WAS A REALLY GOOD QB!
They wouldn't listen to me.
patterson is ass, my dude. he folds against high level competition.
them sum buck niggas
Vols QB looks like a bum
Wisconsin
The Rock
Michigan has had the ball for 5 minutes. LOL.
I’m switching to MSU/NW after halftime. What about you user?
USC
I didn’t watch that shit because I wasn’t trailer trash
Who said that?
Michigan
>LSU btfoing Vandy
>"THIS MIGHT BE LSU'S YEAR IN THE SEC!"
Bama
HHH
no vols qb will ever look as strange as dobbs
Easy win today
I’m perfectly content watching scUM implode desu senpai.
More of THAT
At least he was good
he is, he's had enough time to get it right.
>Macho Man Randy Savage
Patrician
Dobbs at least looked intelligent kek with his big brain
That's the second best team in Tennessee
badger got suplexed
Tennessee
Big Sexy Kevin Nash
Will Tennessee ever beat Florida again?
well you certainly aren't a nigger or spic if you didn't watch wrestling but I am going to bet your father wasn't around
KUcks are dead today. Finished. You'll be praying for basketball season by 5pm.
>wake up
>Michigan getting BTFO
Today will be a good day
i love shit football but come on you don't want to see this
Summer of 92
Some radio sports guy in Michigan during the off season. I forget the guy's name. Not to mention the delusional Michigan fanbase.
...
Memphis -10.5 against UT on a neutral field
Wrong, he just wasn’t trailer trash either
After cheating in 2004 I cursed them
KWAB
Trojans
Undertaker
kwab
KWAB
Actually it looks like Self will get suspended for an entire season by the NCAA so Jayfags won’t even be able to enjoy basketball season
Fake tits are gross
Michigan should drop out of the Top 25 if they lose by 28+
> just waking up at 12:30
Black or hungover?
lmao gayhawks btfo
Les Miles to Michigan when?
Memphis is 5 points better in SP+ lol
espn.co.uk
Are those fake? I can't tell, I've never seen irl tits.
they should have dropped out after that shameful showing against army
Who didn't expect Mishitagain to get BTFO?
within 2 years.
Yes. Too globular.
Small hangover
that's a clown show early in the year
WISCONSIN -3 FOR $1000 EASIEST MONEY I MADE SO FAR TODAY
Anything that's perfectly round is fake
I thought it would be closer than this
My bad
>Michigan
Mmmmmmm don't want to mess with them.
I expected only a 14 point blowout. Not what this will wind up being.
Notre Dame
Sting
Mishitgan getting fucking mauled on that series.
Michigan
The state of Michigan
LOL
harbaugh should just retire in shame in his post-game conference
totally exposed as a fraud
>soiboi Michigan fans
kek
>I thought it would be closer than this
>now 28-0
Okay, now I'm in your camp. This is lovely.
>MISHITGAN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
ANN ARBOR IS A WHORE
michigan has already given up
Memphis would wreck Tennessee in Neyland Stadium or the Liberty Bowl
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA
michigan fans are crying in the stands
just about to post about that. anybody get a screenshot?
its like the packers lions games of old
you have 30 seconds to explain why Michigan is ranked
I bet Brady turned this game off too.
>jim hokebaugh
>Michigan will be in the top 10 against us because blue blood cocksucking
>Wisconsin will be in the top 10 against us because they beat a top 10 Michigan
All according to plan
goddamn it I just wanted some entertaining football
all these games are country ass whoopins
Temple is going to heem buffalo
;....;
They split the championship in ‘97, so they haven’t outright won it all for over 50 years.
>nearly lose to army at home
>absoultely btfo by wisconsin
Seeing *ichigan get constantly buttfucked every year is what I live for.
This game has shown us:
Harbaugh is a complete meme (if you had any doubt before this game)
That new Mishitgan OC is trash
The Mishitgan "offense" is trash
Shea Patterson is trash
Mishitgan's defense is trash
Wisconsin might be legit despite the level of competition they have played so far (including Mishitgan)
WOLVERINE BROS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
undefeated blue blood
>O-VER-RA-TED *CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
Literally school history. They were a weak as shit 2-0, but because muh historical school they were still ranked just outside the top 10. This team shouldn't be ranked next week, but they'll probably be like 24 or something.
Michigan is on the same tier as Illinois and Minnesota at this point for Big Ten bluebloods. Used to be one way back in the early 20th century, but no longer.
the best games on are all defensive monstrosities
>haven't had a real qb in 10+ years
>still rotating in 5 different rbs like fucking retards instead of sticking to 2 like every other team
>Still think the "tough guy" fullback shit works
>Can't complete routine 6 yard pitch and catch passes over the middle. Mac teams can do this
>Offense can't stay on the field for longer than a minute and a half. Only rest the defense gets is during commercials
>Great receivers mean nothing when you can't even get the ball close to them
>Can't keep a drive alive unless they get a pass interference call
>Mfw watching another season of this shit
PISTOL FORMATION
>maximize personnel
>downhill running with playaction pass
>dual threat qb-road-grader o-line-multiple te-three wr
>not installing this as the base formation in the offseason
>Harbaugh hired the OC
Don’t forget about PSU. This is our year
GIVING UP A 25 YARD TD ON A UNATHLETIC QUARTERBACK OPTION
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MISHITGAN
I'd defile that slut with my thick Buckeye cock and make her carry my child and force her to raise him as a Buckeye fan.
Wtf is this game right now
I would do very normal things to her
Literally who can stop us this year?
>not behind espn+ paywall
More like Chicago tier
Lads I was doing Saturday morning yoga but it went late then I got drunk and got tacos- you know how it goes.
But I missed Gameday. Did anything eventful happen? Did they pick Texas, god dammit??
Why the fuck does Wisconsin always have these 6'1-6'3 white or mullato Linebackers who smash dudes?
Southern Miss
Hulk Hogan
Loving this Wolverine blow out
Anyone screen cap Harbaugh's face yet?
Wisconsin
>THIS NEW OC IS GOING TO OPEN UP THE OFFENSE
>SHAE PATTERSON IS GOING TO GO OFF THIS YEAR!
Please. Mich won't even be ranked when they play you.
>outscores opponents 138-0 in your path
>florida will lose to tennessee
Oops Yea Forums is wrong again
IT'S OUR YEAR LA
Like 20 straight years they load up on them.
they hired bill just for his stat, he probably insisted it stays public
Will Notre Dame be exposed tonight?
>le "cram the box with OL and run straight ahead" offense
It works against Michigan because they suck. Won't work as well against Ohio State.
Purdue
Michigan has had the ball for less than 7 minutes going into the half! They have no chance to salvage this game unless there is a DRASTIC change and we all know Harbaugh can't pull off mid-game adjustments!
hahaha. when will networks learn not to hire "michigan men"
>But I missed Gameday. Did anything eventful happen? Did they pick Texas, god dammit??
no. Corso picked Georgia. They picked Texas
I'm surprised Harbaugh hasn't had a stroke on the sideline.
if trips georgia goes to the playoff
Any updates on Taylor for Wiscy?
>Nebraska
Scares me a bit because of Purdue and Iowa legit PTSD, but Frost sucks and they are overrated
>MSU
Literally zero offense, Chase will have 10 sacks/TFLs
>NW
Lost their 5th year actually decent QB
>Wisconsin
Could be close but we are notritously good at shutting down good RBs (see Gordon, Barkley, Henry)
>Maryland
Could be a fun game but at home, should be fine
>Rutgers
Lol
>PSU
Also look like shit and we get them at home
>TTUN
Lmao
I love the smug look on Urban's face
Checks out
Tennessee fans lock their doors when they drive through Memphis
>le "choke away 4th quarter leads" man
Okay, get real.
I literally dont even know who the P in the middle stands for
Thats how irrelevant that team is.... but i bet michshitgan is worse lmao
cramps, no need for him really to come back. plug in anyone behind that line today.
>shitigan
why does urban look like assad now
It’s Princeton
i made it better
Princeton
Urban Meyer, Matt Leinart and Reggie bush as analysts is blowing my mind rn
And you just know off-camera, Matt and Reggie are working Urban to get him to go to USC
>i'm trying to laugh to keep from crying
two NFL busts and a heart attack prone HC
good job fox
How much spaghetti is gonna be spilled in this game?
Look at that smug ass.
Usc keeps winning he'll go elsewhere
cringe
cringe just cause >Lex
has any coach won champions hips in 3 different D-1 conferences?
A lot on Michigan’s part probably
its too bad taylor got injured, this game could be bo pelini nebraska tier, and with the way chryst is calling it jt would run all 4 quarters unlike gordon when he (temporarily) broke the rushing record
Based Fox
I like how Brady Quinn is added to the mix not because he was good like them but just by the sole fact that he's a handsome chad
No, Meyer and Saban are the only two to win one at two different schools
So Georgia is going to beat the living shit out of Notre Dame right?
No.
And unless I'm retarded, I think Saban and Meyer are the only two to do it at two different schools
Holy shit, what week will that shitshow go down?
That rutgers olineman punched the fuck out of his own qb wow
michigan wins by 4 TDs. MSU will shit the bed on offense.
We can only hope. At least it'll kill the stupid ND hype for the rest of the year.
i am fucking salivating at the breakdown about to happen as michigan cunt realizes theyre gonna have to start over again
we'll still get another hilarious bonus year next year of jim since they're too prideful to shitcan him now but i think, right now, michigan cunt knows he's not the guy and they are doomed
Bear bryant
Week 12.
The best part of the first half was watching michigan get BFTO
Like like remember when michigan was down 21, and they had the ball and like the commentators were saying how like michigan could score and get the ball back after half and complete a 14 point swing
>which is like retarded because michigan hadn't been able to like score even 1 time
And then like michigan went like 3 and out and like Wisconsin went down and scored again almost instantly, making it like a 28 point lead
>and then the commentators were like No one expected this
>when like lmao LITERALLY EVERYONE EXPECTED THIS
Remember that? That was like awesome
I think USC would actually, literally, unironically, seriously kill the man.
dem refs screwed us over y'all we had dat game in the bag
When will they learn to stop ranking Michigan in the preseason?
I know everyone loves to meme about it, but Harbaugh isn't going anywhere. I'm not a michigan guy but I work at the university and I know some influential people at the university. The president and AD love him and at this point the only way he gets fired is some kind of scandal.
I didn't read that gay ass post
>usc beat utah
>has good season, re-signs with sarkisian
>meanwhile
>michigan tailspins into disastrous season
>fires harbuagh, hires urban meyer
I would lol
At what point is Harbaugh going to take the offensive reigns back from Josh Gattis?
Why do teams north of this suck so much?
What other school did Bryant win a title at?
That'll be a November 16th affair
Who the fuck is princeton
>hires urban meyer
Urban Meyer would never coach at Michigan. Ever. He'd go back to Bowling Green before that.
Hopefully ND loses really badly throughout the season so that Urban returns to coaching after Kelly gets fired. His wife will only allow him to coach again if he coaches for ND
based
okay but are you gonna dispute my comment about michigan fan knowing right now today that he's not the guy?
Meyer would tell Michigan to go fuck themselves. He wouldn't turn coat like that. He has SOME semblance of morality.
USC has the best doctors. Urban will be fine there in LA.
Thanks, pham. Namaste
>tennessee is losing
>harbaugh is losing against a ranked team
>bama is up my 4 touchdowns on a community college team
FEELS LIKE SATURDAY
He is unironically going to Florida State
Uh no stop bitching. If anything the targeting on uf was the worst call, uks targeting calls were textbook as fuck. Refs took like 3 florida tds off the board when uk wasnt busy trying to injure our players.
So fuck off back to irrelevancy. Oh and our bball team is coming for you too
Everyone memes on michigan being shit atm but I think their performance has to do with the offensive switch - Its one thing to acknowledge your power i football isn't working, but the thing is that is all your offensive line knows, and there is a morale factor in running that sort of offense that any b1g fan knows about where the offensive lineman thrive in pushing players down the field and that gives them a mental boost and also wears down a defense and aids in the pass game
in this game because michigan hasn't run for jack shit you now have a bunch of offensive linemen who are better run blockers than pass blockers facing an intelligent defense that is pinning their ears back and exploiting that weakness
If im harbaugh i put mccaffrey in and start playing urban meyer qbrunball to try and get a run game going
He’s not gonna go there after coaching at UF and andybody who thinks he will is delusional. You’re stuck with coach nig for 4 more years
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>no meyer loves ohio
>he has morals
lmfao
Kentucky
why are people south of the mason-dixon line so inbred?
Cringe and bluepilled
Urban goes to Notre Dame if they finish with anything under a record of 10-2 with a bowl loss
based
I promise you, you are delusional if you think Urban will ever coach for Michigan. Cap this.
If he isn't, who is? Saban has ruined college football by making every top-15 team think that any season without a national championship is a failure. Not every team can win 14 games every year.
Kind of looks like Charlie from Always Sunny
we all know it is niggers and weather
now tell them how to stop giving up 28 points in a half
I dont think he will but to act like he cares about anything beyond himself and money is whats delusional here
I failed to get urbans face during that half time speech
How's your teams 2020 recruiting class looking?
>Georgia
>very good
>3 5-star recruits, and 4 more undeclared 5-stars who are projected by 247 and Rivals to go to Georgia
Once those 5-stars declare, Georgia will have far and away the number one recruiting class.
That’s a yikes from me dog
>You’re stuck with coach nig for 4 more years
Taggert will be fired by end of this year. Regents and Booster have already started searching new coaches since FSU loss to Boise State. No team should never lose in a home opener like that and Tallahasse fans are already become Gators fans.
If Taggert stays then the whole Seminole fanbase is gone with a trace.
>born and raised in Ohio
>played HS and college ball in Ohio
>got his first HC stint at an Ohio school
>spent his longest coaching stint at THE Ohio school
>"but he gun go ta MEESHIGAN!"
dude. he hasn't beaten Ohio State. his big game and conference record is awful. he's never won a conference title and their bowl record is bad. wtf. he's not the guy.
Money talks and bullshit walks. All Michigan has to do is write a blank check.
based and reported for racism which is taken very seriously on this board now
>Saban has ruined college football by making every top-15 team think that any season without a national championship is a failure.
I'm pretty sure that's just him not able to accept that he'll occasionally get outcoached. The only fans I hear spout off about "we wuznt tryin" are SEC fans because they can't bear the fact that other teams in the country play good football too.
Harbaugh will be fired this afternoon and have an NFL job by Tuesday
When was the last time a Wisconsin QB went 11-13 for 112yds in a half? That's shameful, Michigan.
I'm not disagreeing with you, but if Michigan fired Harbaugh who do they bring in that can do better?
Bro the university has been involved in one scandal after another for years and Meyer is not healthy enough for more drama. He absolutely should not go there.
TN switched their QBs
you're dumb
finally, thank god.
1. I'm almost certain that USC, ND, or FSU can raise as much money to buy him as Michigan
2. Why would he go back to the B1G East now that it's so much more menacing? He'll be much happier in the Pac 12 where he'll waltz through the regular season.
>SEC teams will get 3 teams in with Bama/LSU/Georgia going unbeaten/1-loss
>Plus Clemson
Ready for the worst CFB playoff yet?
>Y-you’re dumb
Seethe more tOSU fag. He left you high and dry when shit was about to hit the fan. Urban doesn’t give a fuck about loyalty.
>regular season rematch
This will never fucking happen in the playoffs. Ever.
3rd and 10+ with todd grantham
Tenn bout to get this.
Patterson benched and it wasn't even his fault
tennessee fuckign sucks
Florida tipping a lot of balls today
Reply "Based" to this comment or your team will lose their game today
BASED
he was forced out. if you couldn't read between the lines you're even dumber than i thought.
Being ass is his fault.
immunity pupper is in my saved folder kys
he could also make shitloads of money if he wrote some dumbass book and had a few paid gigs in ohio throughout the year. but he would kind of flush that all away coaching at michigan
make me a bicycle, clown!
Cringe.
t. Gayhawks fanatic
Is there a place I can bet this shit cause I could be rich by now
based
@95615076
go fuck yourself. we're playing a MAC team.
And why was he forced out?
>this trumps the immunity pupper
team on bye week
Kill yourself monkeyspeak niggerlover whitey
because he was loyal to a coach lol. stop replying to me.
Based clown nigga
im not proposing solutions, all im saying is he isn't the guy. he wasn't a bad hire. i don't think anyone faults them for hiring him. hoke, rich rod, those were bad hires.
it doesn't really matter right now because he's not getting fired until 2021 at the earliest. but they need to change how they're looking for coaches next time.
so when is harbaugh leaving michigan?
Which cleveland area tralier park do you live in?
Bullshit he was forced out. It was quite obvious who wore the pants at tOSU and that nigger soiboy president of yours was seething that Urban and his wife were untouchable.
I want Michigan to lose lol
Boise just eclipsed Michigan in win pct
>lol don’t @ me
Go to Instagram fag
>Muh SEC schedule
>"liberals can't play footba-"
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
This is such a stupid non-answer. I can run around and say a bunch of people should be fired but if there's no one to replace him with, then what's the point? As a fan I'd rather win 10 games a year than fire the guy that can do it and risk spinning the roulette wheel on some hot MAC coach.
that "the chain" cover is bad in that video game commercial.
Based
>bragging about 23
True why did they play the worst cover of that song that I've ever heard
Based redneck
Clearly there's not an even distribution of talent on that football field
dey sec doe
Kek Duke was their neutral game challenge this season. Why won’t Bama play a neutral game anywhere but FAtlanta?
>Berkeley communists vs. Ole Miss southern separatists
mhmm....now that's college football....God Bless America
ole miss is ass, my dude. just because they're in the SEC doesn't mean they're any good.
wut
Good GOD this Michigan team is terrible against the run. Holy fuck. Ohio State is going to run all over them.
Ole Piss needs to be kicked out and UCF take the spot
Actually looks /comfy/ tbqhwy
Money, Crootin
Plus they play in Jerrybowl sometimss
Enjoy your win
Enjoy the L **dabs on your shit program**
>letting a slow, white FB run all over you
michigan has officially lost blooblood status.
Ole Piss is pretty söy for SEC standards. Yuppies go there.
but dey SEC that makes them good by default
>Cake
That was the worst shit I've ever seen in my life
there's merit to that, see what happened to Nebraska after they fired pelini. but then you're basically accepting 9 wins and a midtier bowl in perpetuity with no real hardware and is that ok in michigan?
shake dat booty boy yeaahhh ohh ohhh
This.
Ole Miss has been trash ever since they cucked and threw out Colonel Reb for a gay-ass bear
b-but they're the Rebels! They used to play Dixie at home games!
what's the choice college of the Southern aristocracy?
>slow
Gruisheck was a 3 time state champion running QB who walked on.
>a fucking oval
Coach chimping
Virginia is the only real answer
SCAR
>the south is separatist
The south is full of blacks lmao
>week 4 and the PAC 12 has already eliminated itself from the playoff
PAC 12 has gotta be the most selfless conference, real team player they are
fuck michigan I'm watching the newcastle game
god tennessee is such mega shit. its awesome
I hope the Bengals draft Jonathon Taylor.
imagine living in that in college and all your bros having their own trailer
dey SEC doe
UVA is a liberal piece of shit
Why is the whole state of Michigan so shit at football
>Aristocracy
>going to state schools
kek
Aristocracy? Vandy, but they’re pseudo-Yankee trash
SCAR for real bonafide confederation
how many times it fox gonna show this volkswagen propaganda commercial
That's just what southerners look like. I went to target in tuscaloosa yesterday and every alabama student there looks like a 15 year old twink. They're the softest looking student body I've ever seen.
>NorVa transplant and fellow northern and Chinkbot communists
Y-yyeeahhh, Chandler... think again.
can someone explain to me why they keep interrupting to tell me about Tua, who gives a shit about alabama beating up on some cupcake.
Here comes the refball for Michigan
>southerners going to bama
No
>montee ball is already out of the NFl
huh. thought he woulda done better.
>100,000k+ home game
muh advantage
This. The people that actually go on to be big shits go Ivy League or tiny ass northeastern schools like Babson or Union. All those Brads and Chads in their older brothers hand-me-down blazer and smelly beer stained boat shoes think they’re destined to be Gordon Gekko but will go on to be a Farmers Insurance agent and make $115k in some shitty suburb of Mobile or Biloxi.
Yep. Gotta let Michigan pull within a TD.
So where do they go?
How many ships has your 3rd string qb won
Who else goes there? We have real schools up north.
Pimping his Heisman/#1 overall campaign
Too bad for him ETN is winning and going #1 overall
and prior to bicoastal media narrative-shaping, the dixie flag was a source of regional pride for ALL southerners
they're naturally built for hockey
based COCKS
HARFRAUD IS SO SHIT GUS JOHNSON IS QUESTIONING IF HE'S DONE ON NATIONAL TV.
Real southerners are bulky with paper thin hairlines, young face, much difference than basedface
woke up late
>MISHITGAN!
what a great way to start the day.
GO GATA
I'm from the future and Michigan wins this 49-35
they get paid to raise the average GPA of the southern schools. it's like the brown paper bags to recruits in the SEC.
lmao Steve Urkle could rush for 2k at Wisc. System babbies
>first and 20
>give it up on a running play
its about to be 35-0
Bama is like 75% out of state students who get good scholarships
t. northerner who goes to sec school for free
It's ogre
>Mishitigan meets a real opponent
>They fucking die
kek
Okay, Ramesh, sure...
Why would you disadvantage yourself for life by going to such a garbage school?
what is jim harbaugh thinking right now lads?
So where is Jimmy Harbs next year? Tennessee?
this. I grew up in Georgia and it seemed like a third of my graduating class were offered scholarships to Alabama. The same is also the case with ole miss, maybe a little bit less but still noticeable.
>Ohio State fans be like
Why doesn't Michigan play Dylan McCaffrey?
they had no business being higher ranked than wisco, wisco still hasn't given up a point this season
they did. he was ass too.
To party and social media made southern fraternity culture popular for kids in the suburbs of the Midwest and Coast
>my feet hurt
Are the Dolphins hiring
Josh Gattis will NEVER be OC at Bama now. LOL. Faggot.
>"is 'heart trouble' an overused excuse?"
Because it doesn’t matter where you go to school unless you want to work on wall street
>montee ball
>the 400 lbs sophomore
>who got lean
>drafted
>started drinking lean
Yeah no shit he drugged himself out of the league, what you expect from a St. Louis black
Miami Dolphins
he's coming to the CFL
tEnNeSsEe wIlL bEaT fLoRiDa
>community college fags actually believe this
Fairly certain a high school RB would average 4 YPC minimum behind Wisky oline against Mishitgan D
>The Instagram account for Michigan football disable comments on their last post
KEK
>Vols
Another tip drill pick
>Those overrated chants at Camp Randall
ABSOLUTE KINO, drink up Wisconsin anons, it's a great day.
>fucking up your dream job this hard
CFL? Is that still a thing?
is this the laugh at Michigan thread?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you'll still finish outside the top 15. enjoy your wins against shit teams for now though i guess.
>mu...MUH DEFENSE
the absolute total STATE of Mishitigan "fans"
Remember when people thought Michigan had the best DC in college football?
>underaged b&
>actually believing this
At least you fit in down there
it's on tv here
Harbaugh is going to take marketing rep at EMU
Because Christian took away 100% of the talent from Ed's sperm. He gets to be the GOAT RB while his brothers are shit, only making rosters due to the last name
Gruisheck has been good for Wisconsin man in his years there.
>wake up
>see Wiscy winning 0-35
o Im laffin
>can Win with either
>it's the OC, not the QB user
see
That clown actually had the nerve to take credit for Locksley's offense
should I continue to watch the Michigan train wreck or the Tennessee train wreck?
Seriously who the fuck hires black offense coaches?
LOL.
B-b-but Wisconsin hasn't played anyone
they have good academics though, bros
Is Wisconsin's O-line this good, or is Michigan's D-line that bad?
early 90's deep south was a magical place
Two more dead players in the Army game. Stretcher is out.
That's all that actually matters at the end of the day
FUCK YOU LOSER
michigan train wreck has more meme value
I personally think it is always more interesting to cheer for the shut out
it's like an hour before anything interesting happens should I just go play ncaa 14?
shockingly, yes
i have no idea how they stay afloat when there's like 5000 ppl in the stands
what? why..how???
How will they justify ranking Michigan after this?
I mean, they kinda do
Yes
they don't have to
Not Nick Saban LOL
Keep moving that goalpost every week
>Wisconsin fans think their team is good for beating >Michigan
>Overrated chants
>The biggest choking team in recent big 10
>Wisconsin will be ranked 5 and lose 2 games like they have every other year
>Have a free ride to win the big ten west every year and still can't win a big ten champ
Lol
Refball against Wisconsin lol
>Refs bailing out Michishit
Too late
>what? why..how???
one of the two sports channels only has midweek english soccer, foreign soccer and one weekend game so they need schedule filler
>asking other grown men if you are allowed to play video games
>Tennessee is losing by less to a better team than Michigan
>Michigan is unironically worse than Tennessee
hehehhe
Could Michigan beat Tennessee?
he'll either get MNF or ABC's college night game for an announcer gig.
>The south is full of blacks lmao
We used to have policies to handle generally docile black populations before jew yanks stuck their noses in AGAIN
Joel Klatt is the best analyst/color commentator in CFB right now.
How do you go from getting Crappernig to a superbowl to THIS?
No. No, they could not.
>QB slides improperly
>defender gets punished
Ridiculous, impossible for him to avoid at this point
bitch learn the difference between can and should
LATE HIT???
This. Maybe slavery is a bit far but segregation is absolutely necessary and the south did it right.
3 straight B10 championships during playoff format
Wisconsin would bootyblast Florida
>Michigan
>top 30
yikers
oh that's bullshit
refs throwing bones to michigan. absolutely disgusting.
so since there are no "good" games on right now what are we watching
>nigs nigging
USC will outrank Michigan by tomorrow night
Michigan getting BTFO
Cal at ole Miss
awww is the neckbeard manbaby mad? did you not get the response you want lonely little faggot?
ya know...can't even rail against Cal cause every college has *those* politics...show these souf'errs what PAC-12 is all about!
sublime. CFL is a joke here, only prairiefags take it seriously cause there's nothing happening out there
What's it like to actually have fun in college?
t. Air Force Academy graduate
there's lacrosse
The targeting rule is absolute bullshit
Total bullshit call they want Nebraska to win the B10 West.
Why would Michigan even Tweet that?
I wouldn't know, playing D1 doesn't give you the normal college experience
That is some bullshit
NEW
that isn't targeting
>Targeting
LOL
Refs mad as fuck they are going to lose their bets on the game
Yep. Zebras bailing out Mishitgan.
This. I'd never normally turn on a 35 point blowout but this is funny
I’m watching Larkin Love on my laptop while scUM is getting bailed out by the refs on my flatscreen meanwhile shitposting about Harbaugh with my Yea Forums bros on my phone.
lol no. Hes too busy fellating Michigan
tennessee and their fans collectively dying
gonna jerk off until the UGA/ND game comes on.
Wow appearances are sweet when they play Illinois and northwestern
>OC not utilizing personnel with a multi-dimensional attack
>TOP
see
That targeting call was the most bullshit thing I've ever seen.
I hope Wisconsin takes it out on them and racks up the score 56-0
Mccaffrey just got destroyed lmao
lol now that is targeting
AHAHAHAHAHAH NOW THATS TARGETING
if you're gonna eject our players and call everything targeting might as well get our money's worth
Bad place to ask, the most fun the average Yea Forumsartan had at his (community) college was a sweaty night at Mike's garage party where 7 dudes hit on the 2 girls while playing beer pong on a broken foldable table with the 30 of Milwaukee Best they all chipped in for
fucking rekt, sent him to the shadow realm
>maybe owning another human is a bit far
>maybe
Just tattoo on a swastika already faggot
You're definitely black right?
NOW THIS IS A TARGETING PENALTY
kek at Gus Johnson fuck Michigan
my god I can't believe he didn't get literally decapitated
Michigan is on the board!!! The comeback is on!!
>ou
>lawful or good in any way, shape, or form
uzis on rooftops, my dudes
>refs giving michigan pity points
lmao
Torn ACL right there
>can't even shut out Michigan
The ABSOLUTE STATE of PISSconsin
Only way Michigan can score is if they sacrifice a quarterback, a TE, and get refballed
Fuck Mishitgan
>rable rable rable
Harbaugh needs to hear this
see
JUMP AROUND
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Liberty
JBL and Triple H
>#1 all time in wins
Not if you don't count all the pre-Eisenhower games against literal cow colleges
>"Our academics are better than yours!"
Who even cares about that?
>not understanding the importance of a quality advanced education
LSU
Sting