/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Blyat Slayer Edition

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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 284
V. Bottas 221
M. Verstappen 185
C. Leclerc 182
S. Vettel 169

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 505
Ferrari 351
Red Bull 266
McLaren 83
Renault 65

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
170 (172 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
31 points

>Hund status:
Zeklerk is schnell, schneller than ve expected, it vill be hard fur wir. Also Vettel

>News:
Grosjean would have gone to DTM&FE if no Haas renewal
RB will decide on 2020 after Mexico
Open source parts rather than standard ones proposed for 2021

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anime

Who is this Mana person?

LECUTE!

GIVE YOUR STRENGTH TO ALBON

\o/

ready for vettel pole

>FUCKING KINO

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First for McLaren

Based and chadpilled

AND IT'S LEWIS HAMILTON ON POLE WOW MARTIN BRUNDLE
>thank you so much guys

dunno

Unterhunden 1-2 Front row

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*dabs*

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She's bestgirl.

AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX

/º\

B/a/sed

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all this qt azn posting has me primed and ready to open the hub after q3

>5 (five) position-changes @ singabore-GP 2018 after lap 1
zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

>lucky you didn't accidentally post one of the nude ones
post hashes

cringe tbqh

>aussie in vacation

>tfw no plastic screen smartphone

*dabs*

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>hamlel whining already

Why are the tyres so shiny and glossy?

I thought grippy surfaces are matte

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Do you think Verstappen would go for the overtake on the bridge?

>Hard track for Mercedes in the last few years
>Since 2014 they've lost 1 (one) race

Alex pls

>lots of traffic, guys
>literally no one in front

Well you're not first but based and wokingpilled all the same

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they polish them with baby oil before each run

She's going to hit the Russian wall any minute now :/

lots of cars running fuel

there's a release agent in the tyre moulds that makes the surface shiny, but it wears off quickly

Were there any relevant deaths to give Leclerc strength?

stupid sexy tyres

Real name is Mana Sugiyama, I think.
toyotagazooracing.com/jp/glady/

It's illegal to chew gum there

PUNISHED VETTEE

GOATTEL

>merc +1s
OH MEIN GOTT

Are they using a different camera for Lewis' onboard?

It looks weird.

Dubs and Vettee crashes

>Fatlel

VETTEE

based and p1pilled

checked

this should be the real OP

that photo has more personality than Gastly in person.

Yea I'm thinking vettel has this

She's a grid girl?

>Top 10 Anime redemption arcs

>monocock

Absolutely based Sebastian

Vettel blatantly violated track limits on the last corner by about a foot

1 SECOND OFF
LMAO

>unterhunden intensifies

SEb SOB SEB SEB SEB

>Mercedes

reckon vettel was off the track limits in the last turn

I'm not joking, invalid lap

Why are you doxxing her?

>Both Mercs a Second behind
Did they forgot to take of the Sandbags

VETTEL

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Vettel was just sandbagging this whole time

FERRARI WINS LOL

FUCKING APOLOGIZE /F1/

>vettee using wallbump-glitch
CHEATER

It's over for Toto, time to hand him the revolver.

Put the sandbags off already!!!!

KINO IS HAPPENING

APOLOGIZE

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Merc losing on a aero track?

What's wrong with Mercedes?

Is it happening? Der Unterhunden relegated to the second row?

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HA
HA
HA
HA
HA
HA
HA
TA
TA
TA
TA
TA

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>lec btfo
Vet stronk

U N T E R H U N D E N

ALBON IS NOW 6TH (SIXTH)

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

A L B O N
L
B
O
N

>Real name
Does she have a fake name as well?

WE DID IT /f1/

DAS ROTE AUTO HAT SUDDENLY ZE RUNTERKRAFT VE ARE ZE UNTERHUNDEN JETZT

>the shanty town of albon

>invalid lap
AHEM

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Toto's broken wrists incoming

VETGOD

And that was Vettee's banker lap too.
Imagine how hard he can push his luck with that one safe.

LITERAL GOAT :^)

VER absolutely btfo RIC

>albon
>mercs
what went wrong?

What the fuuuuckkk Merc +1 sec

THEY WERE ZE UNTERHUNDEN THIS WHILE TIME

Vet is gonna win this :DDD

ACTIVATE IT, NOW

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>He forgot about last year

>from memeing unterhunds at season-opener to being actual unterhunds at season-finale
greatest timeline

>11
>13
>15
>17
>19
It's destiny

did ferrari actually fix the downforce with the new front wing lads?

0% chance he improves

ALBON EXPOSED

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Imagine if they sorted this shit out 6 months ago...

\o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE \o/ VETTEE

prostitutes usually have performing names

really did.

Vettel and his autism win.

>And that was Vettee's banker lap too.
>Imagine how hard he can put it in the wall with that one safe.
fix'd

>Toto Wolff: "Max Verstappen probably our only rival in Singapore"

UNDERHUND

Apologize?

That will cost you

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I'd like to post a picture but I'm keeping it for when that -1.010 becomes +1.010

Both Mercedes obviously did shit laps considering they were faster in Q2.

Good thing she's pure then.

reminder that if ferrari do something right it was accidental

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Oh no we are so far off the pace...cut to Lewis getting pole by 4 tenths

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oh user, you have so much to learn

Singapore 2015 all over again? Based!

mercedes is struggling with grip lads
we got this

Is this because it's an odd numbered year?

Based Sainz being a cunt against Merc

I think he's right, no one else can challenge the Mercs in the battle for P3

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>i was merely pretending to be slow

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Mercedes will turn up their engines

*2017

BASED CROFTY
>my predictions always come true martin

h-henlo

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Delete

Clearly, Crofty said so

>the red line the overlay is actually a graphic countdown
whoa.

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Ferrari showed their hand too soon.

>Jean Todt in Mercedes garage
>Toto laughing

lol we’re all being fooled aren’t we

in b4 ‘whats happening to my car guys’

any chance a new scuderia joins in 2020 or 2021?

STOOPID INCOMING LADS

NOW
WHO'S
LAUGHING

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lasciattemi guidare

vettee bins it, causing a red flag and taking pee wan

Don't insult our Mana!

2 minutes left

>wrxst is a nonce

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>doubting Seb at Singapore

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>removing the split graphic half a second before the sector ends
Fuck Liberty media

LECUTE

LECUTE

>suck shit for first half of season
>fuck up 2 potential wins
>spin a few times for good measure
>dominate second half of the season, win both championships
5D Spaghetti Strategetti they were the Unterhunden all along

>our
Mana confirmed whore

HOWEVER

I'M TELLING YOU BOTTAS WILL WIN THIS WEEKEND

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vetee retiring when

>vetlel

Veteeeee

ambission ahed ob adheeshon :D

LE CUTE
>LE CUTE
LE CUTE
>LE CUTE
LE CUTE
>LE CUTE
LE CUTE
>LE CUTE

OH HE FUCKING DID IT

Fuck off seanigger

GO ON KIMI

LMAO HOW CAN ONE ZOOMER BE SUCH A BULLY

LEGOAT

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fookin' ell

bit gay

VETTEE
UNDERHUNTZD
THE
FICK
AUS

ICH BIN EINEN UNTERHUNDEN

LEGOATED

Punished Sebastion

LE GOAT LE GOAT LE GOAT

LECUTE

LECLERC ERA

Ohnononononono

LE CUTE

FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU SHARL YOU FUCKING BRAT

FUCKING BRAT THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE FUC YOU

FFUJW"EIRFGKVBwern oahnipg#vriptgwertiägheroähgqiorhnogqer

LEGOAT

HAMMYGOAT

hire leclerc now

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...

VETLEL SHOOK AS FUCK

I may have underestimated Leclerc

OH FUGG

oh god our guy vettel is SHOOK

>VETTLEL

>Waz zoll ich noch machen
t. seb

LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT LEGOAT

BASED
FUCK VETTEL AND FUCK GERMAN PEOPLE

ALBON IS STILL 6TH (SIXTH)

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

A L B O N
L
B
O
N

Damn my boy Lando choked in Q3

ITS OFFICIAL

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LE GOAT

VETKEKED

i told you guys ferrari are once again clear favourites for pole position and race win, and there it is

>tfw we were robbed of Charles and Jules as teammates at Ferrari
life is cruel

Vettee is fucking gone.

based lecute

LEGOAT

>butass
>vetlel

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HAMMERTIME

>I lost control 3 times in the lap

Sebastian “last lap of Q3, rear tires spinning free” vettel

Base leclerc not having to abuse track limits for pole

LEGOOODDDDD

Search for Japanese Race Queen.
Promoter for a race team/manufacturer

Vettel (pussy) BTFO!!!!!

>lec most poles this season
grande lavoro tutti frutti

>LWL
>LWL
>LWL
>LWL

STANDING
ON THE EDGE

le meme

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Now I can

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made dorftrottel :D

Can it be? Three in the row?

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That dude just slapped his ass

4 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION OUTQUALIFIED BY HIS TEAM MATE 8 (EIGHT) RACES IN A ROW

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

WHAT THE FUCK BROS

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET POLE???

FUCKING RACIST TIMING GEAR WHAT THE FUCK

HAMILTON'S TYRES BROKEN

HOW CAN THIS BE?

FUCKCCKCKCK

HOW DID RECEDING HAIRLINE BEAT US?

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Man I really wanted Seb to get it
life is shit

>muh we are the underdog, muh singap is hard for rari

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OF THE CRATER

THE

REAL

DEAL

fuck shamilton tho

That Merc has no business being qualified 2nd

Can Leclerc win this year's WDC or does Hamilton need to retire every race or something?

LE GOAT

>I get sick congratulating you
pffhahah

did this dude just slap lecutes ass?

more like charles lequeer

Did you see that ferrari mechanic feeling up Leclerc's ass?
WTF

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If Vettel dies will Leclerc ascend to his final form?

dont think you meant to press post on that one boris

>vettel cringily staring at others' cars

>HOLDS MOST POLE POSITIONS THIS YEAR

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THAT ASS GRAB ALPHA AS FUCK

THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN

It's ogre

that butt slap

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honestly leclerc having a life ending crash would be the best thing to happen

wtf is Lewis' hair?

it's an italian thing

Dead Correa soon

no. only french deaths increases his power

Based butt slap

it's over user. leclerc must win every races and hamilton must not do wose than P4 or something like that

Win everything and Hammo needs to choke big time

FUCK CHARLES LECLERC AND FUCK BINOTTO.
THIS IS NOT FERRARI.
I HATE THIS SEASON.

>Ferrari's with a car inbetween them at singapore

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>Sebastianchoke Vetlel
What a way to fall, becoming Barichello in 2020, you FINAL year in Formula1
LECUTE #1

jufumshiu

Tbh I’d do the same if I was a Rari mechanic and got the chance

>getting a pole by doing a kansei dorifto
Leclerc confirmed GOAT

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I will kill myself soon

lecute dubs

It's ogre lad. Unless HAM pulls a Schumi at Silverstone 1999/Combe de Saulire 2013.

they can rebuild him

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Rolling for Gasly death then

cringe how you hate leclerc, what happened?

oh shit. F to HAM

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he's too french for me

How leclerck manages to do it? Is being born rich in monaco the key?

Juan Manuel Correa will die in surgery so THAT LECLERC WILL WIN

Should Vetlel become the second pilot for the rest of the year? He won't be able to beat Hamilton. Maybe Lecler won't be able to as well, there's too many points between them, but I'd say he has better chances.

t. nuclear plant worker

Getting strong '99 vibes here *puff*

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kek totally felt him up.

How long till AMX chimps out over no longer being the big attention getting guy?

Imagine if this season started after France

remember when you unironically thought vettel was the greatest driver of all time?

reckon living in singapore is like living in the future desu schmesu

two slaps and a squeeze, nice

*punts Hamilton into the wall tomorrow*

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He's already the second driver and he has accepted it, he already followed team orders to let Leclerc through

I haven't forgotten what you told me, Boss. We have no tomorrow: but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us: no need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger. I have to drag out the demon inside me, build a better future. That's what I— what we will leave as our legacy. Another mission, right Boss?

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that gentle grip at the end

Yeah she is fucking pissed off.

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>ywn grab that twinks fine ass after he BTFOs Lewis on track

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>[no homo in italian]

would be the same, ferrari wouldn't have figured out what was wrong

problematic behavior

Nah, Mercedes and Hamilel are like Brawn and Button in 2009. But next year Leclerc and Ferrari will take both titles.

If Leclerc didn't fuck up in Monaco and Germany and if his car didn't fail him in Bahrain, he would have about 240 points and Hamilton would have slightly under 280 points. What could have been...

Ham could retire FOUR RACES IN A ROW with sharl winning every single one and Ham would still be ahead.
It's soooo over. Doesn't matter what Ferrari does.

HOW THE FUCK

I'd give her my 16cm penalty if you know what I mean

y-you can grab mine OwO

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I'd give her a drive through penalty if you know what I mean

I want to fuck lecute. No gay

>Albon
>Albon
>Albon
>Albon
>Albon
>Albon

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>Williams FIVE SECONDS off the pace
God damn I didn't realize it was quite this bad for some reason

>merc were unironically the underdogs

That clearly wasn’t her fault though

A true underdog story

more poles than poland

Lecute has scored only 2 points less than Hamilton since France

it's a m*slim country

holy fuck dude

WHY SEB WHY

HAHAHAAHAHAHA HAMILTON HAIR LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

glad im not a loser like him :)

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Why do finnish people hate us?

>Bottas

They'll get lapped in 20 rounds.
Impressive.

Bottas was more exposed than him but okay

damn hamilton is doing that well in the 2nd fastest car? truly the goat

>tfw fell asleep after 3rd practice
Give me the basic rundown, what happened?

Damn

based

More like a chink colony where the seaniggers are the underclass

>hey user, sit on my lap

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french are emotional and vibrant and fun
finns are dead eyed souless autismo cave monsters

That's what he said.

How would Williams car do if we put it in F3?

Killed anymore kids yet?

Reminder:
Monaco is Italy

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The lap is long here

Lebeast on pole, vettel fucked up final run could've been on pole, ended up p3, ham in p2, max p4

yes but you didn't get my point la

S O T T O C A N I

Lec pushes off the track on T1 to Ham.
Lec puncture.
Ham Front wing damage.
VWL again til 2021.

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable
HIDF seethers need not reply

albon's gap to amx is smallerr than goattas' to lew

0 WDC VS 4 WDC

>Stewards lost the onboard
This is even beyond fiamg level

>I will never have a gf that pretty
my boi hulk has great taste

>Lec pushes off the track on T1 to Ham.
Lec pushes Ham for the fucks sake

is it our babby?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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wa- wakatta, nii-chan

When will ferarri replace Vettee with Ricciardio?

from goat to loser in mere minutes

based

OH NO HAMILTON BEAT THE KRAUT

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I wish Ferrari would take that SMOL McLaren guy

>no, you're the one who won pole position ;)


thats gay

WHY DOES KARUN *crunch* HOLD THE MICROPHONE TOO CLOSE *hiss* TO HIS MOUTH?

What's your point? Ferrari are clearly getting their shit togheter, they've shown it by bringing a new aero package in Singapore and so far it has payed off
Also their strategies are getting better lately, no mistakes in the last races

>hulkenberg

ASK HIM

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Good to feel that when I put Hamilton on pole for fantasygp, he loses it

business idea: an australian f1 team

Hamilton did not beat the Rarees on Singapore.
It would be like Hamilton getting the pole on Monza, right fellas?

kimi is dead and finished
retire already

how do they know her name

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Should probably get someone younger now. All those F1 veterans getting exposed by new guys so hard it's not even funny anymore.

they get their shit together only because they got monthes before that to figure it out

FOM has their own waglad

because we are great at most things and have a rich history in f1

Imagine Holden F1

Would be cool if Ric is willing to take a big pay cut

Holden F1 when?

No it's not.
Singapore is a secular country and most of them do not have a religion

LeCute has to close the door the whole race and go fast to avoid the undercut.

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did lecute just make f1 great again

>Best thing out of Hulk in qualy highlights was his gf

Is Vettel mentally over, literally what is wrong with him?

he's Hamilton 2.0

it's still shit

>get two laps on fresh tyres
>teammate only gets one lap on used tyres due to blatant sabotage by race engineer
>running the latest spec engine that's only done 2 races
>teammate running old spec engine that's done 8 races
>teammate only has one arm
>still only 0.3s faster
>0 points

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Fucking shut up lando

yeah but hes not black

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it’ll be Leclercwinslol from now on and he will stop Hamilton from equalling Schumi

>tfw no girl will ever look at you while you do the things you love like that
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

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Just a reminder, this is all 4D chess by Seb for his ultimate comeback next year. 2020 WDC soon.

>Has talent
>Not a dickhead
>Not given preferencial treatment by teams his whole career
LeClerc is the Anti-Hamilton

Unless Hamilton goes to Ferrari

Am I the only one getting a strong gay vibe from him? Not that there's anything wrong with that

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This
He is whiney bitch like hamilshit

KWAB

when bad time always remember happy times

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Why does Bottas get a pass for being so garbage?

>from hidden loser to exposed loser in mere minutes
Truely based

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He makes us feel better about ourselves.

it helps totos underdog lies

how do you even lose a video? did they wipe the card?

id give her a 25 second penalty if you catch my drift

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Mercs clearly off the pace tho

>Has talent
like Hamilton
>Not a dickhead
yes he totally is, you just need to be spoonfed to become aware of it. Mark my word - you'll think he's a dickhead in 3 years tops from now
>Not given preferencial treatment by teams his whole career
I don't know, I suppose. I've only seen HAM in Mercedes where he is giving them championships

Welcome to Italy

>Not a dickhead
Are we talking about le same clerk here?

Someone for the love of GOD post LeCute sex video

>alexa what's the weather like right now?
>while looking through the window

What is this commercial telling me

>Calling "Ruth Work (Sauber)"

he's fuckin weird. terrible voice, looks like an ayy lmao. hate this kid

This, They have ein terrible auto and they are gefickt for the rest of the saison.

that she cant see

Did you just assume her visual-status? Filthy ableist-pig!

He’s a typical twitch streamer
And i fucking love the guy

1. I blame Verstappen, he has killed so many drivers's careers.
2. Verstappen has been exposed for the shitty driver that he is
3. When will FIA kick him from the sport?

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it's only vettel lads

Bottas: 7 tenths behind teammate
Albon: 6 tenths behind teammate
Norris: 5 tenths behind teammate

Are they all exposed?

Yup

t. son of one of Jos' victims

I like him too

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i do this

Watching Lecutewinslol is more Boring than I expected.

Whats die üńtërhüñd status

>he never replied
sad

burger here, getting real tired of Ferrucci, thanks for nothing

If correa survives Lecute bins it and yells STOOPID while VWL.

>"What do you think of reverse grids?" Vettel: "Utter bullshit."
B A S E D

cute asf

I do it too. Looking out the window can't tell me the temperate. I just google "weather" and I instantly can see how warm it is, and how warm/cold it will be for the next few hours, so I can decide to take a jacket out or not.

I was the only one in Monza with a Marlboro sponsored ferrari hat from the 90s. Feels good to be a 28yo boomer

*temperature

Charles has the power of Death.
Nobody can defeat death. Can you?
So stop being a whinepussy and support Charles

these are creators of panthera f1 team, what do you think about them?

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no

At this stage of his career everything you said applied to Hamilton too, he was just a cute boy and he wasn't involved with fashion/jetset bullshit
Now HAM still has the talent but he's obviously prefered by teams since his second season at merc at the very least

NO MORE
THE SMALL ONE
THE WEAK ONE
THE FRIGHTENED ONE

fuck off and confess your sins

too bald
ate him, simple as
[spoiler]he's not on my fantasy team[/spoiler]

Source? Pretty fucking based

Merc didn't become slower

Ferrari and Red Bull became faster

This should be a shit track for Ferrari but they're beasts. Must have found downforce somewhere. Probably that shitty front wing design was holding them back.

Still their tyre deg is something else. They can lose races with it

You didn't happen to be rocking a very faded version of this old shirt as well, were you?
I did see quite a few people in Marlboro shirts and jackets mind, the old Tommy teamwear was really nice

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They're 0.5s behind mercedes on race pace (ferrari)

That's tyre deg

Inb4 Lec and Ham crash

>Vettee-Gimi

post quali ress conference twitter.com/andrewbensonf1/status/1175416699878694912

>They can lose races with it
you can barely overtake here, if Lecute keeps his car as wide as it was in Monza and he doesn't get strategy regretti he'll win

well yeah, i mean i assume all race stewards are incels to begin with

yup threw away 2 championships thanks to mr mattiacci

Nope, didn't have that. I swear I couldn't spot any marlboro merch, I was blinded by all those zoomers red MISSION hats

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>he's obviously prefered by teams since his second season at merc at the very least
The team where Rosberg won in 2016? Wow such favouritism for Hamilton there, totally.

He just got butt smashed and Nico didn't kneel like Bottas.

He took lots of Hamilton track pushovers and shit, but not in 2016. That year he exposed him just like Button did. Yeah...Button

>butt smashed
>only lost the championship due to an engine blow up
Okay kid.

Hey finns. My job may end up with me spending some tíme in finland. Is there a free way to watch f1 is binnish :DDD so i can hear it without having to watch godawful soap operas

They don't exist until they show a working car

>Dump GF
>Win races

Women holding men back.

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Yes, the team that gave Rosberg an order to let Hamilton overtake for third. And the team that openly criticized Rosberg for fighting back against Hamilton but was silent when Hamilton caused crashes between the two of them.
But the only way they could have taken the 2016 championship from Rosberg would have been by blatantly sabotaging his car, and that was a step too far even for them.

Just saw gimi (female) in a Finnish L'Oréal commercial with Elle Fanning and some other celebs.

wow ur hot nice jawline wouldnt mind you biting my dick off if you know what i mean

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O... Oy Vey?

LeShit will lose because based Max will fucking kill him

>Max will fucking kill him
I'd rather see Hamilton kill him. Best solution to get Lewlew out of the sport in disgrace, without a Senna-like hype building around him.

Camera man is the one with real balls in this pic.

It seems to work for whimpy zoomers. Real man can handle both.

youtu.be/zMvXS1X_9oU?t=29

0:29 kek

>never had girlfriend
>excel in nothing

What am I doing wrong?

This is why I love Finland
youtu.be/MiKeF1YUKz4

Dutch flags are disappearing thanks to LeCute.

You need to dump GF to succeed

humanity isn't all winners and greats. There's always been a continous stream of losers that are just cannon fodder, never to achieve anything. You, user, are one of them.

*wins*

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How to acquire GF?

top stories on GPUpdate
>1. amx disappointed with P4
>2. leclerc impresses with pole, amx P4
>3. choco and vettee torpedo idea of sprintraces
>4. Norris: i am and idiot
>5. lecute: thought I was messing up

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hire one and knock her up? my cuntryman can probably tell you more

when will he dedicate a win to his real mommy?

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You'e part of an elite F1 online community, it's already something.

He needs to kill a F1 driver if he wants to score in Monaco.

So Correa is dying and Leclerc scores a pole? Wow I have bad news for Correa's family tomorrow

No hiding behind 2014 being a bad year anymore. Twice now he has been exposed by rookie teammate.

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>What am I doing wrong?
living in time of peace, which is no good place for deplorables.

How many WCs do those teammates have?

>youtube.com/watch?v=x-xpMRCnJRE

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>This win is for [unzips death list]
>I think you did that last weekend.
>Ah yes sorry, well, who were next?

>How to acquire GF?
letmegooglethat.com/?q=how to acquire gf

See, user, it's really simple:

Quezacotl
This is your first GF, and is unmissable. Early in the game, you can either obtain it by using Squall's study panel to see the GF tutorial, or you'll automatically obtain it before the Fire Cavern SeeD Exam mission.

Shiva
Also unmissable, you can obtain Shiva one of two ways: by using Squall's study panel and engaging with the GF tutorial, or by leaving for the Fire Cave, when Quistis will gift her.

Ifrit
Found at the Fire Cavern as part of the story. Cannot be missed - he must be fought as a boss and then is fully obtained after that.

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It’ll be quite something when he wins in Monaco...

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Pls subscribe

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>TFW future wingman

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redpill me on Rosberg's current life and ambitions?

Thx man, I will look into it.

Just had a dream last night that Gene Haas came to my front porch and was talking to my grandmother for some reason

Didn't have the unbelievable luck he had.

He wants to be Pewdiepie

>the following year in late February/early March, Princess Charlene gives birth to her son, Charles Enzo Grimaldi.

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Do you think they still operate like in the old monarchies: The king and queen are "Married" to keep the blood pure but they fuck whoever they want on the side?

What's the point of Williams?
Them running in f1 is waste of precious fuel.

>hair

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Given that she was caught almost fleeing the country I imagine she has never slept with the prince and has a long list of lovers.

Ocon looks like a greasy door-to-door salesman in some backward little town.
Pic related him on the right.

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Based Camera Cafè

>Given that she was caught almost fleeing the country
wat

Can't wait for another episode of Singabore tomorrow lads

>Leclerc holding off Hamilel until his tyres fall apart and Hamilel gets an easy overtake
>Vettel being too aggressive against Hamilton and making contact and/or spinning on the first few laps
>Buttass having the performance of a paydriver without being a paydriver
>AMX retiring due to car or engine malfunction

Charlene didn't want to marry him and tried to flee back home and potentially even take refugee in a french embassy.
They took her passport and they came to an 'arrangement' before getting married.

mon dieu

why does nico hulkenberg allow himself to get btfo at every given opportunity?

>Charlene didn't want to marry him and tried to flee back home and potentially even take refugee in a french embassy.
I don't blame her, have you seen the fucking guy?

Guess being a billionaire isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Because he was just never that quick
Dont know why people expected him to be

>have you seen the fucking guy?
Unironically more manly than Laclerc.

wish I had a small personal militia to ensure my fiancee won't run away from me

Excellence comes from the realization you're better off denying women your essence. If you've never given your essence to a woman, part of you will always be yearning for the female sex and detract you from your mission (winnow).

Basically get a girlfriend so you can dump her and do more important things.

>be me
>be innocent and really quite cute
>get bullied on and off the track without repercussions
Why is this allowed

Hamilton carrying Mercedes to another WDC. He deserves a raise desu

Same shit different day.

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Car Power Rankings as of today

Ferrari = Mercedes > Red Bull > McLaren > Renault = Toro Rosso = Alfa > Racing Point > Haas > Williams

biz idea: install shock pads inside drivers suits and whenever they go off track, they are automatically given a shock in the arse cheeks

>Hamilton suddenly starts to go off track more often

/biz/ idea: new thread soon

If you make it even one post early I will find and beat you

Femboy lecute already has a butplug in his tiny ass that vibrates everytime Vettel chokes.

ELDER GOD TIER
>rotes auto
>rotes Stier
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD TIER
>orange gefahr
>gelb auto
PRETTY DECENT TIER
>weiss/rot auto
>BWT mobil
OH NO NO NO TIER
>unterhunden
>amerikanischer auto
>EVEN WILLIAMS

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>gelb auto
it's more black than yellow

...

based irichka

NEW

too slow, binland

Rot car threads faster today

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are you cunts for real?

dont come to the track tomorrow lads

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>leclerc rookie teammate
wrong.

survive until the eventual 2021 wcc shakeup

And Albon p3