/afl/ Prelim

Collingwood vs GWS 4TH Quarter Edition

Eddie on suicide watch
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VICPOL on double overtime watch

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/cric/

HEAVE HO UNNA

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Basedbane tbqh lads

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hawks lads

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GIVE THE PIES YOUR FIRE LADS

who /dabloos/ here?

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ARC SINSO

GAJ with hair

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>Making a new thread with 10 minutes left
Toby Greene yourself, mate.

THE FIX IS IN
>fARCin HELL

How the fuck did they not overturn that goal?

based and fredpilled

It's okay Eddie, I've activate it.

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Clearly not touched, was an optical illusion

...

ah yes the scripted afl game

Collingwood needed a goal. Plus a lot more money if it's a Richmond vs Collingwood final.

>13 minutes left
>not wanting a thread for post game lols

fuck yourself, mate.

we still calling dustin martin, dustbin fartin?

starting to think reality check was on to something with the rigged competition

Can't wait to see Toby Green rip Martin's eyes out at the first bounce.

Fucking

H A P P E N I N G

the ARC is on fire

>underestimating /afl/
It'll be at minimum 200 posts by full time.

holy fuck RC was right, this shit really is played on a fucking soundstage on the Moon.

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Suicide on the cards lads

nah he's Iceman

So? The old thread would still be up.

this competition is so fucking rigged

Bigfooty's on fire

PIES ARE ABSOLUTELY ABLAZE

Never watching AFL again if Pies win this.

>what is bump limit
keep bitching in my NEW thread, sad cunt

Can GWS take the result to court if they lose by

afl house is (gonna be) on fire

I don't want this to happen I enjoyed shitting on Collingwood

Can't believe Izzy Folau is 10 minutes away from an AFL GF

gnats choke

CHAOS
H
A
O
S

This, we need to ensure the Big Strong Americans see our thread on the first page

>giving Eddie hope just to snatch it away after the betting scandal
Gil you monster.

The thread would be on auto-sage, yes, but there wouldn't be a thread switch in the dying minutes of a game.

Baste

>14+ minutes of game time left at thread creation
>"dying minutes"
keep reaching you autistic cunt

draw lad where are you

stop you're embarrassing xer

Bravo Gil, this script is a masterpiece

who gives a fuck you fucking spergs just watch the game

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GWS are going to win this from here. Would've been a 100% Collingwood win if that bald guy could kick a 20 metre goal.

Fuck me lads the pub is on fire

>stops raining
>pies get on top
Who would've thought?

Sick of the ponytail and beard look, literal faggot alert in my book

What happens if it's a draw?

>only 9 posts in old thread after this thread was created
>52 posts in this new thread already
what is wrong with you lol

Why don't they practice those kicks in training? It's pretty embarrassing for an elite level professional competition

Is Reid a coomer?

2 x 15 mins

where you at lad I'll call a firey

t. hairlet

GOOD HTB decision there

*be's on the cards*

>ponytail
faggot look if you aren't a drongo surfer or shit tier muso
>beard
elite and muscular look IMO

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Nah I am currently rocking the yung stalin, I have a full head of luscious hair.

Only balding faggots trying to hide their balding do ponytails

good game this

RIGGED BS

GWS poofs sweating furiously

Reminder Collingwood should be 11 points down

?

REALITY CUNT WAS RIGHT

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*ahem*

Fire

2 x 5 mins

there was a contentious off the boot kick that definitely looked touched that stayed a goal.

Fucking choke artist gints

>noble
lmao

*be's getting drawn on*

GWS need to score now if you want to strengthen their lead.

Now watch this faggot miss lmao

Chris fucking Maybe hey

giants are actually going to choke this lmao

This isn't funny anymore

if the gnats had any fans they'd be fucking seething right now

RIGGING INTENSIFIES

ALL CLEAR. GOAL.

Clear goal for mine

>the canberra dwarves

>MUH ARC

If this gets called a goal

TOUCHED

TOUCHED

TOUCHED

>not having your video ump sponsored

You even know how to make money Gil?

ENHANCE

ZOOM

BULLSHIT. FUCKING RIGGED

ARC is xer of the match

That wasn't touched

>we have new updated facilities costing heaps
>just zoom in on broadcast footage

LMAO THEY GONNA RIOT

This game is as sloppy as my gf's diarrhoea

Important point desu.

The script is too obvious. A 1 point Collingwood comeback win? Cmon gill we’re not dumb

Do they have golden point in AFL?

clearly hit his arm

Reminder the pies should currently be losing by 9

yes

extra time

when will this game fucking end

THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

>that
>not out of bounds
my God this officiating

Needs a shot after the siren really.

This thread is on fire.

Commentators trying to hide their pie bias

THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

deliberate too

lmao this league is a fucking joke

This is just a bunch of spastics running around fumbling everything

legit think I'm done with this sport after this year

yikes

how ,uch time left

FAGPIES BTFO

FUCK

Yesssss!!!!!!!!! Fuck you collingwood

Based Fucking Giants lads

wtf I love AFL now

Rigged as fuck

GET FUCKED COLLINGWOOD
>GET FUCKED COLLINGWOOD
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GET FUCKED COLLINGWOOD
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who gets dropped for Toby to come back in?

LOL

>gws in the grand final

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Worst final I've seen in a while. Glad giants won tho.

Can't believe the good guys lost lads

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED COLLINGWOOD

Get fucked Fagpies

>Toby Greene or Richmond supporters

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THE PIES ARE ON FIRE

big
B I G
SOUND

feel bad for collingwood lads, they were unironically the good guys

Richo bout to kiss this nigga

>giants in the granny
truly grim stuff, i shan't be returning this year or the next. afl is dead. so long, space cowboys.
t. not even a pies fan

WOBBLING
>WOBBLING

NO NONO FUCK

PIE FLOGS

Giants gonna get destroyed by Tigers next week

Hope the Giants win but de Boer gets injured in the warmup and misses the game

>hate collingwood
>hate NSW cucks
How do I deal with these feels lads?

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THAT

WAS

OUT

OF

BOUNDS

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NATHAN BUCKLEY
WILL
NEVER
EVER
WIN A PREMIER'S HIP

THE PIES FLAG HOPES ARE ON FIRE

AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO RIOTS

REV

UP

SEN

I’m fucking seething

HOLY SHIT THEY COMPLETELY RIGGED THE LAST QUARTER AND STILL COULDNT WIN BAHAHAHA KEKPIES EAT SHIT

Fuck rain

Utter scenes in Greater Western Sydney right now lads

WHO /ANYONE BUT COLLINGWOOD HERE/

>dont awar kick despite ball being behind the posts
>play on despite ball being out of bounds
yeah nice umpball here

>PIE
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PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE CAPPED MAYNE CRYING

>mayne
KEK

Those tears are delicious

>that clear Giants out of bounds
>that "ARC review" that just involved zooming in on broadcast footage
this was the moment I gave up on AFL

>Mayne in tears
kek

Lol nice Collingwood sook having a cry

>200
only 150

The incel pedo Richo

>Chris mayne

Kek

>three best players out
>captain injured in the warmup
>overcome tribunal rigging AND arc rigging
The Giants were the good guys all along.

lmao stay seething you autistic cunt

who /orangearmysince09/ here?

They're also the most plastic team in the league. Richo and Collingwood is a god tier match up.

cucktorian tears

LMAO

PIEFLOGS LADS

FOREVER PIEFLOGS

>the people's democratic republic of mayne

keep adding posts to my NEW thread pet :)

Rigged "spoort" tbqh

Giants literally have more soul than both those zoomer shit teams combined faggot.

If by a soundstage on the moon you mean sportsbet's HQ then yes.
Just look at the Rioli thing.

Biggest flog for leaving Basedmantle.

every team is plastic in a franchise system retard

CHEER CHEER THE ORANGE AND CHARCOAL

Does Sen take callers still? I’d like to listen

Can someone please frame this Grand Final matchup through an American sports lens so I can understand burger-burger?

Yes, but how.
It clearly looks fucky ay.

wasn't there some talk after he signed that Buckley had no clue how much they were gonna pay him and was surprised it was as much as it was? I remember reading they paid overs for him considering how shit he was/is. Had one good season

>Supporting team that wears hi-vis guernseys.

Cringe and bluepilled. Bet you slap your girlfriend around after work every night.

Basically, collingwood are arguably like Chelsea and the Giants is just fringe franchise in Scotland.

What the FUCK happened to the whole Buckley story? What did it all amount to? This is literally the worst scenario as they didn't even make the final to at least win/fail that. What a waste

you bet

a truly based and redpilled performance

an "original" or "founding" team vs. the newest plastic franchise created. I feel like a Vegas Golden Knights comparison is in order

More grit than my shitty club.

cry more you reddit spacing shitcunt

Its like the Tennessee Titans beat the Dallas Cowboys to get into the Superbowl

I guess it's like when Las Vegas made the Stanley Cup.

Gonna get some maccas, what do you cunts want?

You did this to yourself, VFL, for starting those two useless franchises to begin with even though they would have performed better in SA or WA from the start.
I hope you crumble under those debts.

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Orlando Magic beating the Chicago Bulls to make the NBA finals

Double quarter pounder, thanks mate.

family box like the true executive I am

it's like you ate a salad for dinner instead of a burger and you actually enjoyed it

Blessed image.

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>zoomer shit teams
two of the oldest clubs there are, put some fucking effort into your insults mate

>It's another "Pies choke the 3rd quarter to lose the lot" episode

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A Richmond - Collingwood grand final

The missus is going to get it now

More like golden State vs Toronto desu

not him but let's play spot the newcunt: you.

"Reddit spacing" is a term, created by redditors, sometime after 2016 or 2017. In the rest of the world and for the previous 40 years of using a fucking computer, it was called "formatting your shit so people can fucking read it".

Double spacing on Reddit doesn't double space, it adds a single line break. Reddit spacing
looks like
this
you
fucking
retard

need that photo of chris mayne crying

Lakers v Pacers

Tigs v Pies would have been Lakers v Celtics

FUCK ALL YOUSE

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For the score review system to fuck off.

>DEYR OWLD
literally the kind of zoomer logic i'd expect from a customer of one of those soulless franchises

rigged

My train is full of sad Collingwood fans lol

Not him but you seem pretty familiar with reddit.

maybe
you
should
go
back
there
faggot

>doubling down on stupidity
keep going lad

There will be plenty of battered housewives in Melbourne tonight

Fuck Matt De Boer
Fuck Greene
Fuck Gil
Fuck wet weather football
Fuck GWS
Fuck Richmond more though, go Giants

>muh reddit hate
Reddit and Yea Forums share users, its only seething newcunts that have this inane hatred

lifelong giants fan reporting in

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they are eating each other in the gameday thread on the BF Collingwood board

Love exposing redditors lads

didn't know any train owners posted on /afl/ desu

>all these boomers SEETHING at my based giants
oof

>Have 70K+ people cheering for you and Have rain where the Giants have gotten annihilated via Hawthorn (which gave you the easy road through the finals)
>Have a suspended player and major injuries in the first quarter of the match
>Have the best ruckman in the comp
>Still lose

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>being this autistic
Get help lad

Every interstate team is soulless

How long does it take to recover from getting your appendix out?

long wait for us!

grand final here we come watch out tigers!

mental illness

Collingwood magpies? More like the cuckingwood chokepies LMAO

hot take: Giants are this generations Hawks, overrated with fairweather "fans" who were there for "the dark times"

good post

ARC being exposed

>tripcuck with delusions of grandeur calling others mentally ill
LOL

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>that last 2 minutes of stoppages
Was just waiting for Mumford to give away a ruck free.

don't fucking mould >us with a bunch of plastic fans. gilws can get fucked

>Giants vs Tigers Grand Final

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So what are you cunts gonna do rest of the night?

Hawthorn were the least supported club in Victoria before the 1980s

jerk off to porn, play vidya, listen to music/podcasts, watch poorm vs peels, eat. jerk off some more then sleep.

>being a cumbrain

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get drunk and play Classic

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Brodie Grundy finishes with 72 hitouts, though GWS win the clearances by 19

Thought it was the Doggies?

Albeit meh. Our memberships have been steady and seen continuous growth. And anyway >our history until the 1950s were just whipping boys. >we got a number of supporters interstate from the 80s who are loyal now.

rather be a cumbrain than some faggot that posts reaction images in 2019

Reminder that /afl/ has had two 500 post threads PLUS this thread for the prelim finals
Meanwhile /nrl/ only had ONE 250 post thread before this semi final.

kek
KEK
K E K

I was really nervous that last 10 mins or so. My heart was racing and I peed a little in my pants.

based advice poster

>people been posting beta shit like this for years
>to this day after 7 years of posting with the name josh reynolds i still get replies in every thread i post in

how embarrassing

nate dogg and warren g had to regulate

>Have rain where the Giants have gotten annihilated via Hawthorn
But that wasn't rain, it was sleet

He was hitting it to anyone but his own team, not his fault but Treloar and the others who normally do it barely did anything around the ruck. Also Mihocek only getting 2 disposals then Reid with 4 and a shanked goal was poor from their talls. I reckon Pies will need to get some actually skilled tall forwards instead of """talented""" ones if they want some consistency with them.

Why is /afl/ so obsesed with big strong /nrl/?

says they NRLel faggot coming to a THRIVING thread for some attention

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>big
Don't think 250 posts in 24 hours is big sweetie :) xx

Rigged

i'm tipping GWS next week lads

is it when it's from only 5 posters

Bro, we LITERALLY don't even know /afl/ exists. Yet you cunts are constantly bringing up our post count lmao. Insecure much?

Not my Bloods

>we LITERALLY don't even know /afl/ exists
>posts here
put your trip back on Josh my filter is bored

twitter.com/BasilZoccali/status/1175340916531269632

>we LITERALLY don't even know /afl/ exists

hmmm

>posting here
bit bored over at /nrpoo/ i presume?

i like gayfl though. go the roos.

ben-hur is on tonight but it goes for nearly 5 hours

>literally rigging the results of your spoort so that a Big Strong interstate team will be involved in the grand final in the hope it will boost TV ratings

lmao, cucks

>we LITERALLY don't even know /afl/ exists
figures you lot wouldn't know what success looks like

I only saw this thread from the front page, as usual the only topic of discussion is based elite /nrl/

>twitter

ELITE post

OH NO NO NO

@95603713
go away

based jews cucking the goy into watching some gay jew shit for 5 hours instead of doing something useful for your own life

BASED
FUCKING
JEWS

twitter.com/i/status/1175344226281721856

I wouldn't have to resort to Twitter if this shithole allowed vids with sound.

What a tale of 2 teams.

GWS and Gold Coast entered the comp aroudn the same time.

One is going to play next week for the Premiership, the other is looking to be anchored at the bottom of the ladder for the foreseeable future.

What the hell happened

thats alright. I don't use any social media at all.

twitter.com/AFLBarwon/status/1175303556422750209
absolutely KINO scenes lads

gws didn't want bible bashing abblett anywhere near them

A lot of players refused to join GAJs prayer group.

>What the hell happened
AFL vastly underestimated the cost of setting up a new team according to the GWS planning consultants. Also they learned from the failures of Gold Coast when planning GWS.

Giants are absolutely gassed. Reckon Greene's suspension and Whitfield's surgery may turn out to be a blessing in the skies, they'll at least have fresh legs

Just shows what GWS have done isn't easy despite everyone thinking otherwise. GWS have good players poached from them every off-season as well.

They got a ridiculous amount of draft picks, they've probably under performed so far.

all this based afl has made me very horny for some big thick cock in my mouth and boycunny

gws had all the players living together in a luxury apartment complex
gcs didn't

gws had state of the art facilities
gcs had portables

gws had the right amount of draft picks
gcs didn't

gcs had scott clayton building their list
gws didn't

heaps of deadshit cunts used Gold Coast for easy living, drugs and an avenue to jump to a decent team at the first opportunity. Also Demetriou was was hiding something apparently and covered it up with the hype of a new team.

The Gold Coast gave away their best midfielder because their 140kg coach thought he didn't work hard enough

there will be a handful of even match ups, it'll be doggy dog desu

Up the giants
youtube.com/watch?v=cGTEkQn-Xy4

Cant believe its been 10 years since gws came in already, the last 10 years has just vanished like a turd in a blender, it really feels like almost nothing has happened between then and now.

10 years since they were created. Their first year playing was 2012

>blurred_clock_pepe.jpg

>not sticking through with stewie dew who single handedly won hawthorn the 08 flag

Being Buckley must be suffering

>Match over
>Everyone stops posting
Fuck up cunts, what are you doing that's so important on a Saturday night?

ya mum

most of us have church in the morning

Getting cunted.

Not gonna lie, extremely upset with this result. Not even a Collingwood supporter. Really ruined my night

I'm not christian, but I watch the hillsong broadcast out of curiosity. Fuck its like a full on theatre performance

Umps were clobbering them desu
>Using ARC with all those finger grazes and judging most of them correctly except the one from Josh Thomas towards the end iirc
>Plenty of holding the ball opportunities which were all paid against them despite many hitting the ground prior to attempting disposal
>That last clear out-of-bounds in the final few minutes that was somehow kept in play
Can't dread a more dull finals matchup than this, only a Giants win could make it a little better so I can laugh at Tigs

Pies got kissed on the dick by the umps tbqh.

trying too hard/10.

Sounds like a dead poomunity to me

i can't get into mega-churchianity desu, i used to like songs of praise before they changed the format though

getting boong drunk and playing Classic WoW

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Not gonna lie, extremely pleased with this result. Not even a GWS lifelong. Really enhanced my night.

this tbqhf

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I am envious

still claiming dpg

who /bomberboyokay/ here?

What happened to the PIE GODS?

fire burnt out (umps put it out)

Up the Giants.

Is GWS the first team in the world to play a championship with the least amount of fans in the league?

Every GWS home game I watched including playoffs it looked like less than 1000 people in the stands.

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>GWS win a flag before Freo
Tragic scenes.

Feels good supporting a perennially shit team who will never make me suffer a heart breaking loss in an important match.

Ya m8

Who /gottickets/ here?

Might place a cheeky bet on the Giants tbqh

The AFL have bent over backwards to "gift" Richmond the flag, by fixturing the last eight games of your H&A at the MCG.

Coincidence? I think not.

I'm surprised that you didn't bitch and complain about playing Brisbane in a Gabba final, and argue that your 80,000 supporters can't fit into the Gabba, so it should be moved to the 'G instead.

I mean, why would you care that Brisbane finished above you, and deserve a home final? It didn't bother you in 2017, when we were forced to play you in a final on your home ground, though we finished higher.

I wouldn't be surprised if you guys ask the AFL to fixture Richmond at the MCG, home and away, all 22 H&A games the next year, arguing that no other ground can hold all your supporters, and your puppet Gil will probably bend over to you.

The AFL have set things up for Richmond, and given into their whinging and whining. But now the pressure is on the Tigers. You now have to win.

You arrogant Richmond supporters think you are top s**t, and show no respect to any other club. I hope we or some other club pull your pants down, and expose in front of thousands of people as the frauds you are. I hope you choke, and blow the best chance you have.

If you win in 2019, you haven't EARNED the flag. It has been GIFTED to you. You see, the difference with Friday night is, no-one expects us to win, so your arrogance and not thinking we are a chance could be your downfall, and if not us, then Collingwood, who have beaten you two of the last three times, and upset you in the PF last year.

So, if you win, you were gifted a flag. If you lose, you end up with the biggest egg on your face. But be clear, this will not be an earned flag, no matter what you tell yourself.

facebook or bigfooty? people that use "we" to refer to the team they support is always a bit of a laff

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the most impressive part about this is a Pies fan manged to spell all the words right during his rage.

>piescuck complaining about other teams getting good scheduling at the MCG
>n-no one expected us to win against a questionable GWS side with tons of players out

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If you're a member of the club, why can't you say we? This isn't Europe or America where teams have owners who can do whatever the hell they want.

There are more openly HIV+ Rugby players than openly gay AFL players

You now remember the Foxtel Cup

twitter.com/FoxtelCup

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T. customer.

>collingwood can't win grand fina-
Apologize

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GWS got better older players and also had a much better midfield and forwards compared to gold coast.

For me, it's the Beagle

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Beagles are pretty good, but you just can't go wrong with a golden lab

tipping South Fremantle in a "close one"

you're not a player

even in cricket I wouldn't say "we" in regards to the state or national teams

Moving to Aus soon, wanna strat bandwaggoning a team, Im going to Melbourne but I heard the team is pretty shit, redpill me on one.

half the teams are Melbourne based, reckon if I had to choose it'd be the Western Bulldogs

puli

Going to the game mate? Thinking about heading down if I can convince any mates to go

yeah on the train in now. don't follow wafl as much as I'd like but the old man raised me to support south freo so here I am

give us the overview of your team in your current league and we'll pick for you my dear boro.

>you're not a player
So only players can say we? What about players who didn't play in that particular game? What about coaches? What about CEO/president/board members? What about other staff?

>even in cricket I wouldn't say "we" in regards to the state or national teams
That's because you've let all the green texting on here get to your head.

The one with the coolest logo

you need a direct relationship to the team and the players which a membership falls short of in the current state of the game

Essendon.

Big club with lots of supporters.
Historically successful
Red and black is an elite colour combination
Irrelevant for the last 15 years so can't be accused of jumping on a bandwagon

based Fremantle Dockers are who you want mate don't fall for the Melbourne meme

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take your pic m8

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>leaving Geelong

different city m8

well that's just embarrassing on my part, just left all the vic teams

If people weren't emotionally invested enough to say we, professional sport would be irrelevant. Do you think people attend and read about it all week because they marvel at the skills and athleticism?

It's the same thing when I see/hear people criticising booing. The fact that people are passionate enough to do something stupid like booing another person because they changed clubs is the whole fucking reason athletes can earn so much money.

Half of those are outdated.

emotional investment doesn't entitle you to claim membership to the group you fucking retard

I'm emotionally invested in horse racing, I don't say "we" win when a horse I like wins

Just 18 teams? Don't you have University teams like americans or inferior divisions like soccer?

Because you have no relationship. Members of a football club do.

there's the state leagues, being WAFL, SANFL and VFL. the AFL is just an expanded VFL from when they added in a Perth and Adelaide side

nothing beyond a set seat and that falls well and truly short of the standard
a physio or even a runner attached to a team can claim it, they have a direct relationship with it.

getting a bumper sticker and a seat to a home game means absolute shit though.

>You know remember when interstate teams were forced to play home finals at the G due to a contract.

The eagles lost 2 semi-finals to essendon and carlton because of this kek

9 teams are melbourne teams m8

They should just play all prelims at the G to make it fair, like really the GF should be played by the two sides who are best on the G anyways.

wog here lads, grew up in a footy state and watch it on tv but I've never once actually kicked the footy in my life.
how hard do you reckon it would be to get up to a standard where I could play in the absolute bottom grade of a club hopefully by next season?

why yes i do divide my time between /afl/, /cric/, /nrl/ and /rug/.

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fuck up josh

How's your fitness state? We had a bloke who looked like he never picked up a footy in his life rock up this year, but he was fit enough and ended up being a somewhat handy twos player

if you can run out a game you'll be fine

alright but not as fit as I used to be, I run 8km three times a week at a tad over 5 minutes a km

youtube.com/watch?v=GdLLoHn4ndQ
anyone else unironically enjoy this?

>Seagulls

South Freo vs Subiaco on in 10 minutes lads

you do NOT want to miss this important footy event

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Tigers choking lads

They have gone full retard after being up 31-0.

>leaving Geelong, St. Kilda and Melbourne
>taking out Bane
pleb

"coolest" is subjective lad, how does your team perform? They good, almost good, always close to being the best or shit house?

Collier-Dawkins showing why he should have been a higher pick.

>manged
oh the ironing

>wheeler

>THE WILLIE OF WHEELER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>shitiamstown

eat shit umpire scum

FUCK WILLY
FUCK THE BOROUGH
FUCK FOOTSCRAY

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>essendone
ah yes,
a sanctioned drug regime
ah yes

rate my first bet ever

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vfl.com.au/clubs/vfl-clubs/
half of these are reserves. Not much point following it unless you want to go to comfy suburban grounds

frikn based

>plays home finals in melbin

What (ex)player has the best wiki page? I reckon it's this guy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Doering

>whitfield
he's been their best player I reckon but not in an under so will probably miss out on votes to guys like coniglio

Piss off, Jordan.

t. BennyDixon19

fkn dont tell me that i been thinking about it all day racking my brains over 40 bucks

glenelg over the poort in the SANFL granny, tigers on ascendancy watch, megpiss on BTFO watch

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big dic /afl/ is in the Yea Forumserb owl quarter finals and small coc /cric/ is in the losers round lads
we ARE the elite general of the owl

>virtual wogball

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fizzer as expected. subi would beat the suns.

Gil is the biggest piece of shit, comes out with the usual "oh there wasn't enough evidence to overturn line" and now they admit they fucked up, useless cunt.

don't think anyone cares

BASED

fucking hate subi

>yeah! Of course I take part in online soccer tournaments! How could you tell?

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how funny is daniel goringe haha wow hahah

Luv tradition but apparently i live in the canadian sydney so i feel obligated to support gws in this glorious grand final god save me

it's fuckin dead now I hear. Such a shame, some of the hottest sluts I ever saw were at Red Sea, Gold Bar. Didn't know Perth could produce such fine specimens.

yeah the footy moving to burswood was the end of it

>Naked Gun marathon on 7flix
>Hot Shot! Part Deux on 7mate
yep, that's based

not big on the standard of AFL footy right now but would gladly trade cricket's existence for 10 months of footy a year.

cringe

fuckin hate pakipaddle. waste of time and can't believe footy still has to give up their grounds to those leeching cunts for 6 months

>leeching cunts
mate the MCC is the highest of the high of Victorian (white) elite. You should feel blessed they allow >us to play on their hallowed turf

Not really, school sports arnt a thing and the next best leagues (vfl, wafl, sanfl ect) are literally afl rookie training grounds.

>school sports arnt a thing
if you're poor

demolish the MCG, hunt down and execute all MCC members and re-appropriate their wealth to rebuild Waverley

>he doesn't know about the Bull Creek-Leeming catchment area
lol

footy wouldn't exist without cricket

in 1850 maybe

grigget wouldn't have made it to the 21st century without footy

yeah no you're completely right that's why Australia is the only nation that plays it

honestly boggles the mind that you lot would enjoy watching or playing that shithouse game

then why did footy try and emulate the success of Big Bash?

it requires a high IQ, I'm sure you understand.

wonder why New South Wales and Queensland enjoy cricket so much then, very odd
the rest of the world too for that matter

what "success"? getting a big crowd to a domestic match? yes well done grigget you're doing brilliantly

trying too hard/10

so selling tickets and packing out stadiums doesn't count as success to you? lol, my dear boro...

they don't though. everyone there would gladly trade pakipaddle for a full year of their bum sniff code

>I think this
>therefore everyone else thinks it too

based retard
back to the meth I think

oh yeah you're right my guy, they are really showing up in numbers to NRL. lol.

Tasmanians seem to enjoy it enough too

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and yet there'll still be more in the stands and watching on TV at the rugby than at the cricket

SCG regularly sells out mate

tasmanians also enjoy rootin their siblings. Liking cricket is the same as rooting your sister.

south australians too, highest attendance of the modern iteration of the adelaide oval

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yeah, for the swans!

Lions will get the biggest crowd at the gabba this year too. sibling shagging cricketers BTFO

Gabba was sold out for three straight days during the last ashes m8

hmm very odd this where's all the footy games?
thought no one watches pakipaddle

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55k only for the whole day? holy hell how embarrassing, given that crowds come and go throughout the day

narrative in tatters

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>#1 is Swans
There you go

by 300, with everything else being cricket

but no you're right new south welshmen despise cricket absolutely cannot stand it

noticed these are all games against England. Who normally comes over in huge numbers for them?

youtube.com/watch?v=TRo4d8w19nU

OH NO NO NO GRIGGET USING FILTHY LOBSTER NATIONALIST POMS TO PROP UP POOTHETIC CROWDS KWAB

finals tourists from /cric/ whipped into an absolute seeth. Go make your next business idea.

/cric/ runs /afl/

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Last summer against India was way worse. The limited overs matches especially were just India home games.

they don't fly over, most of them live here

>biggest crowds show up for the biggest rivalry in sport

yes odd that

>methmong has turned his delusions to cricket now that the Iggs got BTFO
hilarious but sad.

Nomming cricketfag

that's even worse! those cunts will show up to something just to cheer against australia

>/cric/ gets the runs when confronted with much more powerful, muscular, taller, well endowed and intelligent /afl/
FTFY

big coc /hoc/
small dic /cric/

/hoc/ and /afl/ are mates now.

How many are gonna be at the game?

There's no way it's gonna be as big as usual with the Great Waste of Space in the GF, right?

it's always sold out, people turn up just because it's Grand Final Day regardless of who's playing 95k+ I rekon

>afl/ comes alive
>it's a /cric/ discussion
nice to see the late Sunday Spergout is still alive

>Treloar
You could be in for a rude shock when Grundy takes the glory

yep just got rid of trel thinking even pendlebury might poll more than treloar

WAFL is in an absolute state, horrific management has destroyed what used to be the second biggest footy league in the country

no one wants to watch the same four teams absolutely stomp everyone else, especially when the popular teams aren't one of those four

lol

lmao

fucking howling

what's with all the adelaide hashtags
also I swear the worst aggro cunts have got awkward little chubby kids like that with them. Saw an absolute piemong specimen years ago with this twitchy hapa son

That might've even been free attendance since it was day 5 kek

*saves afl*

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Don't bother m8 no way we'll survive the deluge of NFL threads overnight

not with that attitude

No point saving a thread so close to the bump limit. Brownlow tomorrow will obviously have a thread.

lmao, check out thread enforcer here
>NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T BUMP POINTLESS THREADS!!!! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!!!!!

real tradie hours niggas

lol

Nomming Bwodie Gwundy for the surprise Bwownlow

I hope prestia goes well

vic teams are interstate

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shan't be watching any gay Brownlow shit

Absolutely unaustralian

>Sheed @ $67 for a top 3
Am I retarded or is this a decent bet?

Iggs will vote steal from each Sheed/Gaff/Yeo will handicap each other, he's no chance for a Top 3

Dunno lad he averaged nearly 30 and a goal in all their wins. Plus nearly 40 + a goal in a loss against Bane. Maybe $8 for top ten is more realistic.

only watching the brownlow for the wags desu

Brownlow went to shit when they introduced staggered timing for tables getting drinks and limited orders so cunts couldn't get blind drunk, had such potential to be a meme heavy event.

Imagine if they scheduled Brownlow night the week after the grand final, all those players getting absolutely shitfaced would be kino

youtube.com/watch?v=7t1O2uhrqUc
absolute kino

the fev has finally hung up his boots lads

dangerspud will get it, despite doing nothing to earn it

>paddy ryder nominates St Kilda
thoughts? is he cooked?

Kilda is building kinda nicely, especially if they get Hill

New thread laddies:

fuck tim kelly, we at west coast don't need anymore niggers and their autistic children.

Tim Kelly and Toby Greene both look like their faces have been severely stung by wasps

gws will win if bitchmond are drug tested

wonder if Kelly is waiting to see who gets the coaching job at Fred before decided. That being said Iggs will probably poach him harder considering they are still finals contenders and Kennedy is a shit.

Dunno whether I should watch the pretentious and rigged Brownlow or the blatantly occultic The Masked Singer. Tough decision desu

I'd take the pomp and bullshit of the Brownlow of a blatant MKUltra tv show, just look as the "mask" logo for a start, it's the MKU/Monarch butterfly

kelly 2 iggs has been sorted out for months

new

>2 posts early

who gone win?

Let's get this bad boy to 500