/hoc/

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If you nuked all of them except sj, i think san jose would still be uninhabitable.

go flames!

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truth is, they fucked themselves over when they signed Kane to that extension. The real nail in the coffin was the Karlsson contract. I don't know why you'd pay that much for a guy with only one functioning foot.

because he was still the best defenseman on their team at like 55%

This Also, Karlsson says he's 100% and will once again btfo all other defenseman.

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nah, I just want to see sj suffer after the stupid contracts that have been thrown around They let Pavelski (proud polish name btw) walk, while overpaying an underperforming winger (Kane), as well as a d-man (the Karlsson that plays defense) with one functioning foot. Maybe I'm a bit too drunk. I don't want to see the entire west get nuked aside from sj, I just want to highlight how stupid the management's decisions have been, and want to put a spotlight on it for all the world to see.

I'm drunk and watching a movie, Thanks for reading
>rags

starting to think you're all alcoholics

worst part, i RARELY drink. Like 2-3x a year. But found vodka again

why yes i'm a wild fan, how did you know?

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ever since i started smoking weed again i have very little desire to drink

>because he was still the best defenseman on their team at like 55%
Enjoy him at a steady 3% decline per season. Because a guy with rubber in his foot at his age is not going to get any better.

>Also, Karlsson says he's 100% and will once again btfo all other defenseman.
Nobody with his injury will ever be 100%. He's just 100% committed to show up everyday, because he got the hell out of Ottawa, and now has the fattest paycheck of any d-man in the league.

i thought the issue last year was his groin

you don't need him to be better
it was

>Pavelski
Who practically had a career year in scored goals at the age of 35. They did the right thing letting him go and give Couture the C. Besides, Kane and Pavelsi play different positions and they signed Kane last year, but i agree he's overpaid.

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imagine overpaying a 35 yo on a contract year

And I bet you have very little desire to do just about anything, besides smoking weed.

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that may be another reason i rarely drink, but lately that vodka has me again. DUDE helps me in more than one way

Sebastian Aho

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Selma Aho

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>havent watched hockey in 10 years
>realize Las Vegas now has a NHL team

My world view changed in more than one way

You know what? Now that I think about it, I've come to realize that all the Original 6 teams best players in history have been Swedes.

Detroit: Lidström
Toronto: Sundin
New York: Lundqvist
Québec: Forsberg

Really amazing to be honest.

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don't let finlan see

the biggest issue is the chunk of foot that got removed. Groin issues are pretty bad, but anyone that got out of Ottawa would say they're 100% committed to next season.

no you drunk retard last year his groin was fucked

you can (without penalty) erase one player and their contract from >your team, who?

no you burger addict. One of his feet is partially rubber now, and Ottawa. Those were his biggest problems.

Can Binland say that any finn has ever been close to be the greatest ever on his team except pic related?

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Why does she wear makeup with her hockey gear?

can someone shoop the Bulju tongue on him?

youtube.com/watch?v=X83FBIlEhGU

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I honestly can't find one. Come back in 3-4 seasons and and ask me again and we'll see if Shea Weber is still good.

feminists need to find a way to hide their subhuman faces. The nose ring should be a tell-tale sign.

Why do you think?

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BASED

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who?

Real Polish Hours (RPH)
Go Canucks!

bruh...filename

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hmm

can't wait for the
>islels
>rags
>devlels
bantz this year

I liked some of their songs, but George's solo career was cringe as fuck. Always whiny, pussy-ballads.

shit, never mind, it was Dallas.

I like that pic. Enjoy the 10 minutes I spent in paint working on this masterpiece.

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kotkaniemi

go to sleep

5:38 EST and still drinking, tomorrow is going to hurt

Fine I’m gonna say it

Go debbys

no u

what's your poison burgerfriend?

vodka and DUDE

watching Breakheart Pass, I love this movie. If you're a Charles Bronson fan, this is one of his totally underrated movies imho

shit. That'll do it. Just start slamming back some tap water, if it's safe to drink in your area. If not, run with Dasani. I know people bitch about how it's only filtered water, but it's reverse osmosis. It honestly is the best water I've ever drank. Make sure there's a full shaker cup of it within arm's reach when you wake up. You will fucking need it. Also, these Kettle brand Pepperoncini potato chips are fucking awesome. I recommend having at least half a bag at your disposal at all times.

Holy shit, now I'm giving out dad advice. Well, might as well throw in some dad humor.
>did you hear about the restaurant that opened on the moon?
>great food!
>but no atmosphere....

Teemu Salami, Sasha Barkov and Sebastian Aho.

T. Red Wings fan

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Charles Bronson once jerked off, and Chuck Norris and David Carradine came into existence.

Charles Bronson was one of the baddest motherfuckers to be on film

total dad joke/10

Yeah vodka is/was a go to for the buzz and less likely-ness of a hangover due to it being a clear alcohol. But DUDE is my vice of choice. helps me for my medical and mental issues

youtu.be/RVIpc-78Oxg

Brawl in Russian women's hockey league

im shit faced and my hardest punch would still be 5x stronger than anything i see there. But still, you got no heart if you don't scrap once in a while. Good job ladies

I'd give my left nut to get as coked up as possible and fight Probert (RIP), just to say I did

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just saw sweden make a based post

not here you didn't

Sweden makes the basest posts

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i still stand by my OP, it wasn't here. But still. solid post Sven

based
cringe

my dad always loved his movies. Bronson gave zero fucks about any hood rat fucking with his car. Kind of like my grandpa. He got through WW2, and gave zero fucks about walking into someone's house with a baseball bat in hand. I nicknamed him Judgie Dredd.

always have some clean water on hand. It helps with the day after.

Good morning /hoc/

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I don't really even get drunk anymore, used to knock back three brews in hour and now I nurse one for that. Rarely touch liquor either. Is this what getting old is like?

fucking amazon. It's on the US site, but not the canadian one. Fucking bullshit!

i'll watch it for you

can you at least throw out a gif or a webm or two? I don't know what it's like to live in a land that has freedom anymore.

In simple terms, yes. I used to drink a 12 pack a night in my early 20's and now I feel tired after two beers so I only drink on occasion.

lad i'll be honest, i'm not even gonna watch it

fucking dick

i couldn't let you wake up hungover only to find your burger friend not only lied to you, but in fact did not make any gifs or webms for you. that would be devastating.

youtu.be/jvORoIE5PIw

youtu.be/CoJ89KAE8U8

now that everyones asleep i can say that eating ass is fucking disgusting

are you gay?

yep i'm thinking he's gay

Nick Suzuki

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pu > suzuki

feeling very dehydrated lads i think ive had too much sodium today

hungry af

just eat

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ass?

whatever you need to survive another day

is there no one else?

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>message written on the back of a parking ticket
based

You mean noone else who watches Rugby posting in a hockey thread? Yea I think it's just you.

nice roast lol

kek

just checking in on my hockey friends :)

*sips*

huomenta

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dead thread, dead sport

Shall keep the thread alive until the Americans arrive.

*crack*
*sips*
ahhhhh

Thanks guy, just rolled out of bed for some coffee

huomenta

huomenta

:DDDDD :D

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Can I get a Cliff Pu developmental update?

JAGR!!!

hokej.cz/jagr-nejstarsim-strelcem-v-historii-telh-koho-preskocil/5042228

Cliff PV

Still pu

more like cliff excrement

youtu.be/djMWOEHuysk
Free (You)s for anyone who can rec me a similarly funky track

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>electrofaggy music
Yikes yikes yikes

Can you guys believe I'm so hot I can't stop thinking about ice right now?

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did you know there was only 106 players that played a full season during 2018-2019

not really in the same style but i enjoy this

youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI

Lmao what is that little Finn doin

looking for more prospects

Few tracks from my saturday night playlist. Not that similar but groovy tunes nevertheless.
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youtube.com/watch?v=UTV-_uksm44
youtube.com/watch?v=5UsLQ59N48U

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Obligatory (You)s, thanks for the recs

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just remember drugs are bad mkay
youtube.com/watch?v=t0ERlPXnns0

>wears a blackface to some party a long time ago
>gets called a racist
>oh no, better cange my profile pic!
lmao

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Look at him laughing at that afro-canadian guy right in his face. Despicable!

goddamnit gary, I can't hold all these games

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which one is trudeau?

This, it's atrocious!

Actually a good question

>early game
>its shit irrelevant teams

Every fucking time. What is wrong with Gary.

Seething

New Trudeau video leaked
youtube.com/watch?v=otSCbbSAC30

Of course, that's why I only do the not-drugs

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>tfw lifelong conservative but hate Scheer
>would vote lib if they replaced Trudeau
all parties suck

We are now entering day six (6) of Finland’s seethe. When will it end?

It's eternal

just
f%$#ing
vote

>top 5 defensive teams
>#3 minnesota wild
sobs didn't even try to score goals fuck is this

how can you hate scheer, he's a carbon copy of harper

>f%$#ing
Cringe

don't use the v-word around here

cope

t. seething

What, where and why?

oh a game for real euro hours.

fak jäck hyys fuk nyy jörsi devöls :D

cope little more, retard

Suck a few more dicks faggot

Can you believe my HPK lost to HIFK in ot, their two best players were our two best players in last season, incl the captain. This is totally unfair and FUCK HIFK, FUCK PAAJANEN AND FUCK TURUNEN.

I can. HIFK is Finlands team.

Phew, HIFK is finlandswedish faggot central

imagine getting btfo by finlandswedish faggots

was*
Now they are just larping. There's hardly any real fennoswedes left in the capital area. They only exist in Vaasa and Åland being tomato farmers.

>IFK is finlands team

I don't even know what we are talking about but rest assured, your favorite players are overrated garbage, your team is shit and there is zero chance of them lucking into playoffs just like there is zero chance of you lucking into some pussy that's not your mothers
Ps. keep coping

Still faggots

Teemu Pulkkinen

This, HIFK fans are mostly Finns from the suburbs and Vantaa

Oh hey we get to finally see holmstrom play.

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Iidrotsförsförtnösklubben

God bless America

>Koivula
has he awakened?

He’s done okay. I think he goes to bridgeport again but he can be a call up in the event a centerman like brassard gets hurt

For me, it's waiting for Henrik Tikkanen to mature and dominate

t. seething faggot

good morning knights knation

somebody take Perlini off >our hands already
im sick of this guy

Why don't more small countries create a USNTDP type program? Norway, Denmark and Austria could really use it.

they do
the US development program is directly influenced by finland and sweden's player development

cope, homo

Can you fucking read?

I’ve been away from /hoc/ this week. Why is Finland seething?

I thought it was a influenced by the old Soviet model

not really

cope

he's not really

I guess Kakko is a bust, but I don't watch rags games. Just what I have seen on /hoc/

Finland spent the last year trying to hype up Kaapo Kakko in the hopes he would be drafted first overall. Poo Jersey didn’t fall for the memes and drafted Kike Hughes 1oa instead. Finland attempted to cope with this by saying things like “at least Kakko will be more NHL ready and be the better player for the first two years” and such, but that has now gone completely up in smoke as Kakko has already busted before the season began and the Jew is looking to already be 10x the player the Finnish bust will ever become.

Basically another fucking Finn busted and Finland is angry. Again.

Incel rage

>mad at fennoswedes
youtube.com/watch?v=eDWuhjKO8nI

didn't see kakko busting. can you give me an example?

harperbot2.0 would be preferable to weedman's majority

and that's an extremely depressing thought

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nice head canon

To bad preseason doesn't count

bulju 1+4 in 4 games played
kid is a superstar

Some vagrant shat in his sauna

>3.8% shooting percentage

He really is. He's good in Champions league, WJC, WC's, and Liiga. He just doesn't have the toolbox for NHL play.

exactly. snakebitten.
with normal luck, he'd have 5+5. unreal talent. superstar.

the oilers are just shit

I've seen the charts, over half his shots are from the blue line

He played on a line With McJesus. If he can't raise his game being carried by him he's not cut out for North American hockey, simple as.

i wish kakko and hughes all the best. why you heff to be mad?

youtube.com/watch?v=SnjDX50YSdY

whoever the dude is that does the caps play-by-play for their NBC affiliate also does CFB commentating for the Big Ten Network

thank you for reading my autistic thought of the day

Business idea: let gary run Canada

finland too

>pulju is a bust
>laine is a bust
>pukki is a bust
>kakko a bust

Can Finland ever get a break.

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finnish seethe sounds like a cool band name

nice proxy sweden

I wish them the best but I love bantering with your fellow countrymen

>rags

are you gonna sign them satan?

>it’s o-only p-preseason!
How many f*nns would be coming out of the woodwork this weekend if the jew and the bust switched their point totals so far?

>Pulju
Retarded. Can't even learn English
>Laine
He needs a better center than Little
>Pukki
Too early
>Kakko
Better than Laine was at that age

thiking about all the based bants torts would have for kakko if he still coached the >rags

>american goys rooting for the jew

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business idea: let finland run canada, canada run sweden, sweden run america and america run finland

why do we get the retards?

>Laine
>He needs a better center than Little

Great players elevate those around them. They don't need other players to elevate them.

>Better than Laine was at that age
Laine was better than Marner,Rantanen,Point,Aho etc at that age. Not sure if Kakko is gonna have as great rookie season.

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They are, or were if you are an optimistic, but Pulju was as well. He has the physical skill set and hands but he lacks the mental quickness to play in the NHL, at least for how he plays the game. He could still be a quality top 9 player if he adjusts his game and starts using his size more. He might also do better if he moves to the center of the ice given how he wandered all over the ice and back checked nicely.

Best case scenario is he continues going a point per game pace and improves his shooting % to 10 or better, than Oilers trade him to Carolina or Detroit or someone, getting at least a 2nd rnd pick and prospect.

Shant allow islam in my community m8

finland, i first made an observation back during the WJC that manlet Hughes was getting BTFO by decent defense so you're just preaching to the choir, buddy

Buesiness idea: /hoc/ runs everything, not just Yea Forums

I'm sure that's what the Jackets owner told Rick Nash when he wasted his prime in fucking ohio

>literally peak at age 19,2

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My Marner was so violent and splattery I have to go straight to the shower lads

>Reminder to all Flylel fans thinking their team finally be out of mediocrity hell after nearly 50 years.

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>one secondary assist
>-2 on the night
What the fuck did Mika mean by this? What is in the water that makes Finns so delusional?

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I bet it held out on you for a while there haha

because you've got the most experience with them

You will do what you're told

Barely. Only Draisaitl and Lucic ever got serious time playing with McDavid. Pulju was one of many who got only a bit of time there before going back to play with players that are much slower and much less offensive minded. It's a big ask to expect a player to adjust his game to work with McDavid after beig paired with essentially ahl players. And it's not as if he was terrible with McD, just inconsistent (looked really good at times).

youtube.com/watch?v=vStjmYxetY0

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Jack Hughes is better than kakko and it shouldn’t take a brainlet why. Also “Muh Jew” antic is stupid

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Watching volleyball lads

>preseason

I remember the Matthews vs Laine arguments. Matthews has shown he is much better than Laine

Ha ha kikery detected

>pre season non sense
whoop whoop

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watching a documentary about the south pacific islands

>a sport for tall faggots
Stupid.

Matthews is injured too much and dissapears at playoffs. Laine at least is better in those areas.

for me, preseason is the time to practice hockey shitposting with games going on that don't matter so you can fine-tune your craft in time for the regular season

t. kike

>american goy sucking jewish dick
not surprised but disappointed.

Let's wait till Matthews can impact playoffs as well as Laine before putting Matthews close to Laine. Way too injury prone atm.

I will witness your Truth, sir
repeating digits unto eternity

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>no kraapo again
Why are the >rags afraid to play him?

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t. manlet

What the actual fuck kind of name is “Boo?”

yes thats why kakko outproduced hughes in every tournament they both played. then again what are those tournaments compared to preseason games where generational useless games expert hughes shines and puts up 3 points in every game

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>beach chads and stacies only
Volley ball is fun. Manlets being discriminated against is a positive quality.

seems like the 1st line is set (Panarin - Zibanejad - Kakko, if I'm not wrong) and they're mix and matching the other lines

>Kakko
bust
>Lundell
bust
>Räty
bust
>Lambert
bust

Feels bad tbqh

They are getting rid of the shitters first, they obviously already have decided he is going to make the team.

Dunno why Haley is getting a 3rd fucking game.

Because they presumably want to win

Kakko? More like cucko lmfao

cope harder bitch boy

Boo Radley

Kill yourselves

>he's never read To Kill a Mockingbird

It's his nickname, his real name is Cristoval

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0NGdLr4img

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You first manlet incel

Buchnevich is going to be starting on the 1st line, Kakko will be on line 2. But will probably move up if he plays better than Buchnevich.

finna spike a volley ball into sweden’s gay face

real players skip those and waits for regular season. its cute to let busts to shine during preseason and then watch them fall when opposing team actually tries to defend

What is the FLyers lineup

why were buffalel high on Mittelstadt and stuck with Reinhart but gave up on Nylander?

what is the difference

cry more homo. jack hughes will never be better ice hockey player than Kaapo Kakko

>one shot at life
>Born Finnish

Perustuu

Buchnevich will play on 1st line

ive seen the games

uh huh

youtube.com/watch?v=V3e90yExv38

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TED FROM AK-RON
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

I have a life I use hockey for its entertainment value. I do not have to re evaluate anything a snot nosed piece of shit suggests. And I have been a fan of the >rags since 2006 and continue being one.

I'm their real third and final cup they will ever have! See you at Wells Fargo Center in October...BRING MONEY!

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me since esa tikkanen

actually am having a thought and a bit of a chuckle over the flyers being in shambles since their cup loss to chicago and their focus is marketing with a mascot

I tom cruise can get past his disability and enjoy volley ball, so can you.

Fat people are disgusting.

>rags

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>shoemaker

Kitties

I wish more of your fellow countrymen felt the same way

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As do I. Hamplanets are an eye sore and a waste of resources.

Why do blacks love our fat women? Not complaining, but still.

Can I get a status update on Laine's Fortnite Adentures

Its just anyone with a working brain who realizes poor health choices like that will kill you early. We have a problem with that stuff being so programmed into society that being a total degenerate is accepted.

He didn't make it past landing 3 games in a row.

ah man, the laine video of him saying "fucking jew" has been removed from jewtewb

>all this talk about Finnish players
>not one mention of Rantanen

why is Sakic so stingy? Is he jewish?

>Rantanen

Not much to talk about atm

Its hard for him to dip into his account for booze money

think it might have something to do with future signings of some guy named MacKinnon

based

I have a life I use hockey for its entertainment value. I do not have to re evaluate anything a snot nosed piece of shit suggests. And I have been a fan of the Knights since their induction and continue being one.

Colorado has an unfair advantage of being in altitude.

Guy next to me at the bar last night for jetties game was drunk when he showed up. Didn't know his way home but he was determined to drive

Šakić is Croatian, and there are barely any Jews left there. If he signs Rantanen to a comparable deal to Marner’s where does that leave him when it’s time to draw up a new contract for MacKinnon? They have plenty of cap space to afford Mikko a $10M+ deal, but that only solidifies the market at a high for wingers like him and leaves a lot less wiggle room in the next five years. He’s simply being a shrewd businessman, not stingy. Toronto fucked themselves with the Marner deal. For years to come they will have to pull in worse players because so much cap is tied up with three great ones.

MacK will ask for full market value regardless of what Mikko gets paid

Well I was all hyped on going to the king/knights game March 1. I booked a room at Park MGM. But then my gf had to go and act like a cunt during a road trip vacation, so now I wanna break up with her.

So?

Healthy and informed stance.

>le zero fucks
reddit

Sounds like you should give the tickets to her bull you whiny fucking bitch

kek

Really solid blog posting

Sign mikko to 6x9.5 and everyone's happy

dont worry lad Ill take her for you instead

If your mechanical RGB gayming keyboard isn't backlit with your teams colors, you are a scrub

you should see someone about that out of body experience you had

reminder
hughes>>>kakko

>maybe if I act difficult he'll break up with me so I wont have to actually go see that mickey mouse franchise

Mikko is reportedly receptive to a long term deal, maybe in the neighborhood of 6-8 years. The problem, I believe, is in his agent, Mike Liut. Liut represents Laine as well as Rants, and wants to secure big contracts for both. If Rantanen goes for any less that 10 million, the perception is that Laine would be expected to do the same, and vise-versa. One of them has to agree to a deal before the other’s value will be decided. The problem is that Mikko would likely take a more modest deal in Colorado but Laine has been outspoken about his value and being paid at going market price. They’re friends and countrymen and likely want to ensure the other is paid fairly, but one of them will have to make some sort of concession if they want to start playing early this season.

Nobody claimed Hughes wouldn't do good against preseason AHL-tier competition. Because that's what he is, a career AHLer. Hughes' ceiling, like his height, is very low.

guys, in the future can we just ignore sunshit generals?

top kek

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>game 1
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game

>game 2
>literal retard says "vegas needs their a team to beat the avs"
>a team
>pirri, carrier, merril, zykov, schmidt, tuch
>perfect pk 12/12 through two games, at least four (4) two-man advantages
>decimate and embarrass the avs by a final score of 5-0 in their home barn

>game 3
>rough start
>great job killing penalties (including a 5-3), except for a fluke bounce
>knights 3rd or 4th string goalie holding his own against the kings muh hall of famer quick
>kangz try to kill william karlsson, but it looks like he's going to be fine
>it was 2-0
>engelland to marchessault to stone absolute beauty
>beautiful marchy OT winner

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

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>"H-he can only do it on AHL competition!"
seething because kakko cant do it on AHL competition so what does that mean?

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Good hockey isn’t for Mexicans anyways

you have autism and no one in this community likes you or your team

Problem solved, lads. My gf is going to meetup with a friend from college and go out on the town while I go to the game so its resolved.

cope

yea I hate the sharks too

>be a golden knights fan
>get cuckolded
checks out

ok good luck lasting until march

Based

mobile.twitter.com/scbern_news/status/1175115979585728512

I didnt even buy tickets for the game cause I thought they wouldnt be on sale yet, but apparently all the regular season games are already on sale and mostly sold out.

i'm 100.1% sure you're not that guy

Is there even one good hockey youtuber
I just need shit to watch when I'm bored man and no that fat guy doesn't count

>decimate and embarrass the Avs
You do know it was a hugely rookie/prospect-heavy Avs team they beat, right? Also a reminder this is preseason.
This

If I was a knights fan why would I book a hotel room? Fucking idiot.

Thanks
Its no big deal, I get to enjoy some hockey and beers all to myself.

cope

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Kakko got too much self respect and class to statpad agains players who won't make the cut in NHL

class that is unheard in New Jersey

>Chad’s just a friend from college, don’t act so jealous, user

I could make some videos for you lad what do you want?

pretty much. Preseason is preseason. I can be happy my team is also undefeated but at the same time, its preaseason who gives a shit?
cant wait for kakko to get 0 points until game 5 lol

Nash didn't have any talent to waste.

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Not worthy of a (You)

knight fans are far from based and cap fans dont exist lol

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thinking my team is pretty based instead of bretty gud but i respect the opinions of others

Stupid

knights fans? yeah i'm thinking they're based

t. faggots

Seething

my nuckies
my knights
my yotes

Going through old boxes of toys from my childhood.
Can't find this one toy that I'm looking for, and it's driving me insane.
Replacements for it are going for at least eighty bucks on Amazon.

Found a shit-ton of old hockey cards, though.

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personally, I can't wait for Kakko to dab on islels, I mean really rub shit on their inferior faces

Hokej

You mean get his shit kicked in from clutterbuck? sure thing bub. Kakko is shit and so are the rangers

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Please drop the debbies down further. How many times must I ask.

has the pacific solidified itself as the most homosexual division?

Your Matthews, Your Marners, Your Gaudreaus

based

>Finland vs. Jersey and Long Island garbage
holy based

i don't know but it's definitely the worst division in the NHL

Do any of you even go to games?

yep

all the time

finland chose the worst team anyway lol

Finland wins every time

>anime queer islanders capable of kicking anyone's shit in
lol nope

no matter who wins, we all lose

I will sail across the atlantic on a zero-emissions yacht to >rags game

Bocchi fighting Kakko

i've flown ten thousand miles...

yeah as if the rangers have the balls to fight the 4th line

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based svenska talande bättre folk

If leafs lose, they win

Islels are so shit you have to live vigorously through another team's star prospect in the SAME division. Reflect on that for a bit, buddy.

>thinks sailing is for bättre folk only
i can smell the white trash from here

yeah and does that mean shit? Kakko is a bust and a finn, so that means nothing. Hughes is better and hes gonna get shut down against the isles, while he deep dicks the rangers day in and day out.

Eastern rivalries are already red hot but what is the most intense rivalry in Western at the moment? Battle of Alberta? Preds vs Jets?

The weeb is incapable of self-reflection.

I know fuck all about sailing so I cant tell if this is a silly larp or something thats plausible.

Grow up

>2019
>Being afraid of Cal Clutterbuck

Unironically Golden Knights vs. Sharks.
Battle of Alberta is a distant second because of how lopsided the match-up is these days.

who's cal clutterbuck?

>americans like jew hughes because of??
>finns like Kakko because he led team Finland to gold medals in WHC snd u20 WHC
I don't understand why americans so vigorously defend the little jew playing for Jew Jersey.

Its best you find out on your own :^)
and thats all kakko will ever get because hes a career 3rd liner on a >rags team

even worse, I'm bättre folk

sharks knights tonight lads

Show your hifk tattoo or eternally btfo

>check up on Finnish prospects on how they are doing
>MTL hfboards is panicking over Kotkaniemi's one pre-season game where he apparently didn't perform well enough

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Based cam Atkinson demolishing the faguins

I WISH I was born an ifk fan instead of the awful local team

true, don't know how I even forgot about it

I read hf jets everyday. Love how they are divided, 50% hates Laine and 50% Maurice. Both factions agree that it's Toronto's fault.

Poehling>Suzuki>>>>Kotka

Borgström looked pretty good in that same game iirc

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finland sucks cocks

>Where boomer and zoomer collide

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>suzuki
>good

t.knigglet

>Where boomer and zoomer collide
That's honestly /hoc/.

haven't been to the website since they changed their layout, that was years ago now

I bet that one guy who named himself "MDE" with the shitty MDE avatar and the "MDE never dies" description is one of you tragic fucks

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH NIGGERS

There's also some memespouting faggot with a black and white anime avatar whose posts reminds me of the islel fag

made me laugh

Cocks is handball team from Riihimäki, their rival is Dickens from Karjaa. Cocks vs Dickens game is called El Romantico.

>hab fans overreaction to a single pre-season game performance

Is there a more iconic combination other then laff fans doing the exact same.

>preseason
>no stats available
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

is pens 3peat window shut?

yes. isles dabbed on them and I doubt crosby can do much when his head is turned to mush at seasons end

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Thoughts?

Yes, every home game.

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yeah im thinking Arbys

You lads are watching Poulin vs Spooner right?

>giving away your address

I mean, thoughts?

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Do you just fly to the arena everytime? Or ninja over the houses?

Cringe

they captured Kaapo's brunette hair nicely.

Why are their bodily proportions so fucking weird?
Look at how far apart their legs are. What the fuck is going on here.

I could do with a three cheese roast beef

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|It's called a thigh gap user only sexy girls have it

looks cozy la

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Men aren't supposed to have lady pelvises.

cozy is just a code word for comfy desu

we should go hangout at svens place

'member pixels

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glitchy waste of time

so this is the retard that keeps using meme arrows AND quotation marks at the same time

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sweden is so nice
why do i live in a shithole

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imagine typing like that outside of Yea Forums(nel)

Is Skellefteå a nice place to visit in summer? I've only driven past it from Umeå to Haparanda (stayed a night in Luleå)

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what happened to this lamp post Oskar?

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Deer attack

>user goes on an exploration through some random city in Sweden

Who gives a shit?
Private plane. Climate change is a myth
>5 year old graphic engine
It is.

>95616822
>pedophile
>hates elite finbland
Checks ou t

im surprised at how much English signs are in middle of nowhere sweden

Skellefteå is great during the summer. Sun's up all night and we have Swedens biggest free music festival the second to last weekend in July at this place , which is always great.
No idea. Looks like a truck has reversed into it. Either way those lamps are not there anymore. They remade that area a few years ago.

Canadian is God's favorite language and his second favorite flavour pizza pop (behind deluxe)

When will we deal with the scåne problem?

time to explore Oulu on streetview

Who /Reuben/ here

english is basically a second official language here

>kraapo kukko

THATS LIKE YOUR OPINION DUDE

1993

Who /watching football but DETEST every thread on/sp/ that isn't /hoc/ / here?

dumbass newfags that don't understand there's a time and place for everything do it all the time

its a great city

youtube.com/watch?v=h0hun7MYyzY

KOTKAN POIKII ILMAN SIIPII
TEEMU PUKKI BABY
EN MÄ TIEDÄ KAUNIIMPAA

Euros literally learn english in school lmao

cfl action kicking off in a few

I detest losers talking about sports other than hockey here

we barely learn english in america

why can't bulju speak english

Probably thought he wouldn't have to

Because he's a retard

whenever someone fucks up their/they're/there, it's almost always an american for some reason

he can

I believe that.

And now he won't

We know things are bad – worse than bad. They’re crazy. It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go to Jets games anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my Big Buff and my Laine and my Trouba and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’

Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot – I don’t want you to write to your Cheveldayoff, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the chugs. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. (shouting) You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a Jets fan, god-dammit! My life has value!’

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna chug listerine and take this anymore!’

No, you dont

He apparently blew off all of his English lessons that the Oilers set up for him.

I’m a Jets fan, god-dammit! My life has value!

youtube.com/watch?v=L-778EerveU

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my loins :(
my nuckies :)

IM A JETS FAN GOD DAMMIT

MY LIFE HAS VALUE

because they learn english by hearing it and not reading it

Just yelled "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna chug listerine anymore" out my window and scared my neighbors, lads

PONGS BTFO

Shut the fuck up Ted, it's only preseason

based and unequivocally redpilled

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GOOD NOW THEYRE MAD TOO

my dog :(
ny nuckies :)

nuckies? more like suckies lol

If I heard my neighbor screaming about drinking Listerine I might just stay inside for a while

clean
*clap*
the
*clap*
grill
*clap*

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1-0 Poulin over Spooner after first period

BTFO

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Hotdog and a handshake?

You've got to get mad

I guess the Finnish school system is much like the Swedish, so he most likely had less than 50% school attendance his two last years. Most likely dropped out in his last, knowing he was going to play hockey for a living.

Where I live we had a 4 year senior high school class instead of the usual 3 year, for people who played sports on a high level. It's always funny to look at class photos of the 4th years when there's 3 people in the photo out of a class of 30. The rest of them wasn't in school that day or had practice.

You wouldn't want to come over and chill, have a few beers, maybe smoke some joints and talk hockey?

Are we watching the Georgia game tonight or NGI4?

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probably just a handshake

>I’m not gonna chug listerine
let's not go overboard m8

cope

they support you la

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cope with the fact you live in a tourist trap shithole filled to the brim with swarthy fat mutts

getting it ready, cuck?

cope

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can i like this post my friend?

even if this was ironic, kys

get shot at a country festival

let's see them aliens

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