Hello, my name is Messi and i i'm a _________.
Hello, my name is Messi and i i'm a _________
Gabriel Young
Josiah Taylor
and im a faggot just like OP
Joseph Gutierrez
Far better football player than one Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro
Nathan Hernandez
sneed
John Robinson
triggerer of chicano scum
Lincoln Lopez
"Es algo muy lindo, me da bronca con los pibes y la hinchada, conchetumare."
Parker Ortiz
tax evader.
Brayden Brooks
A weakmind choker, far inferior than Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Averió in the game of football.
Logan Foster
few months away from retirement.
Bentley Ramirez
white argentinian
Luis Rogers
>A weakmind choker, far inferior than Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Averió in the game of football.
Twain, stop using chicano proxies
David Powell
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Adrian Gomez
NIGGER
Jayden Powell
1.21 on the VAEP score while weakmind shitnaldo is only 0.61 LOL and I hope Twain kills himself
Asher Garcia
>2015-2018 La Liga
Mason Flores
Look who the fuck is talking kek
Daniel Lewis
an aspie
Cooper Flores
I’M FUCKING FUMING! AAAAH!WHOEVER’S PUT SHIT THROUGH ME LETTERBOX, I’M GONNA SMASH YOUR ‘ED IN, YOU’RE FUCKIN’ DEAD!”
“WE’LL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, WE’RE GONNA TIE YOUR DAD UP AND WE’RE GONNA FUCKING BUM ‘IM!”
“THAT’S IT, YA DONE FUCKED IT! I’M GONNA CHOP YA MOM’S EARS OFF WITH A BUTTERKNIFE AND I’M GONNA CRAM ‘EM UP YA DAD’S ARSE, YOU SON OF A BITCH... AAAHH!!”
“COME ON, I FUCKIN’ DARE YA! PUT SHIT THROUGH MY LETTER BOX AGAIN, AND IT’LL BE THE LAST YEAR YOU FUCKING DO YOUR WAITING!”
“TOOK IT TOO FAR THIS TIME... FUCKIN’!”
“I’M GONNA FIND YA, I’M GONNA GET YA, I’M GONNA KICK YA DOG UP IT’S ARSE!”
“IT FUCKING STINKS, IT’S EVERYWHERE! ME DAD FUCKING WALKED INTO THE FRONT ROOM, IT’S ALL OVER MUM’S NEW CARPET!”
“...ENOUGH! IT’S ALL OVER ME FUCKIN’ SOCKS! BOUGHT ‘EM LAST MONTH MAN!
Jordan Kelly
mental illness
Zachary Smith
Have sex
Camden Nguyen
only if it's with messi
Josiah Lopez
pecho frio
Luke Howard
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MESSI-SAN STOP OBLITERATING ME
>THAT'S IT I'M GONNA GO TO ITALY AND STATPAD TROPHIES
>*becomes the worst free kick taker of serie a*
Cooper Barnes
win the Ballon D'Or
Jeremiah Moore
Manlettoraspie
Matthew Russell
>shitposter on Yea Forums
Eli Cruz
I will never forgot this moment he pretended to be injuried just to leave the pitch because he thought Portugal were going to lose and they went on to win because he left, why didnt he kill himself?
Luis Sanchez
FALSE PROPHET
GOD IS A SUPERSTITION
Ryder Phillips
Joshua King
That never happened faggot
Michael Edwards
You did see how his knee bent right?
Wyatt Gutierrez
hehe
Xavier Thompson
FALSE PROPHET AND GOD IS A SUPERSTITION
Ryder Bennett
>i i'm
Sebastian Cook
Related?
Cameron Johnson
coomer
Joshua Moore