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go knights

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marinara

who /underfeated/ here?

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Who has the thickest quads in the NHL?

16 years later i still get hyped as fuck when i hear this

hyvaa yota

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Las Vegas Thunder legend.

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All I think of is Resident Evil 2 when I hear this now.

This is better

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manon is /hoc/'s mom

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hyv** y*t*

Good night I'm hitting the bed too

g'nite

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its 6 am

Why do women change so much looks wise and personality wise each decade. A 40 year old women is nothing like her 20 year old self. A man changes a bit, but there is still a strong connection to the younger years.

ahem...

excuse me

but

FUCK FINLAND

I'm drunk what movie shall I watch.

Nothing before 2003

fear and loathing in las vegas

youtube.com/watch?v=Iyo65a7FecQ

dodgeball

If you are the same man at 40 you were at 20, you have issues

leaving las vegas

Revenge of the Sith

incel

SIGN
RANTANEN

adventures of pluto nash

based desu

elite post right here

The Town or Sherlock Holmes game of shadows.

Exactly, gotta fall asleep before it gets light outside

THe answer is menopause you virgins

Fuck it Im just going to watch How It's Made and eat chicken wings. thanks anyways.

>he wears condoms

you sure about that?

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>condoms

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>menopause
>40 years old
Don't ever fucking reply to me again.

>he gets STI's

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can i get some dabs on the rags

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>rags

my wife said she started menopause at 37 and that's why her sex drive is down.

>wasting all your dabs on preseason

yikes

2012 stan lee cup finals

Hell yeah you can.

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20+30 for Burdasov this season cap this

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leave it to a fuckin leaf to have a limited supply of dabs

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nigga looks like he is late for his shift at the coal mine

>he doesn’t

BASED Kassian

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Out of the 22 posters itt, I bet only 5 or less have had intercourse with a woman. I have, so that leaves 4 of you, if you're lucky.

He’ll fit in nicely with all the other grinders and plumbers

my wife makes me wear a condom lol. I just quit having sex with her. F that.

for me its having a slightly defective gf so i know she will never cheat on me or leave me because she knows she cant do any better

checkin in

Almost made a post interacting with Frodo but then I remembered that nothing good ever comes of talking with him.

Right here, lad.

Drunk at the bar lads watching Ricky Ray look like a chemo patient

Based, good job buds.

you and i are the same lad accept it

how is your amputated leg?

reminder that i am not an amputee and even if i were there is nothing wrong with that

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Thinking about wearing a condom as a fashion statement. What do you think lads?

I hate Gimli more than words can describe.

watching dodgeball for the first time since it came out since someone mentioned it earlier. i don't remember anything at all except
>if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
>espn the ocho

its okay i lad i cut my big toe off but its reattached and smaller than what it was before

>literally 20 people ITT drunk and shitposting
>/hoc/

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speakin' of which
what're yall nigs sippin on

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Where’s the faggot New Zealander who was shit talking the oilers last night . He literally knows NOTHING about hockey. Can’t even tell the difference between an AHL roster and NHL roster. HE CANT EVEN SKATE TO LOL WHAT A FAG

Checking in from pub watching the Eskies

25 people out of 7 billion. Is this site really that dead now or has it always been such trash?

fresca

really baked and shitposting on /hoc/ ama

The Pint or Hudson’s?

He has one leg you dick

Not me only my second time in /hoc/ right now

Wild Turkey Longbranch mate

literally boiling

That New Zealander was a massive faggot but if he was shit talking the Oilers he clearly knows more than NOTHING about hockey.

i purchased this surprisingly good apa last night because a leaf triggered me but a burger was nice to me

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reporting in

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based Ed giving Bilbo what for

We iced a team of Rookie AHL players last night and he was shit talking. Seriously, he knows nothing

cope

>shitmonton shitters

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milk

>Sipping on Buffalo Trace
>My simple glass pipe for dude
>Genny Cream Ale
Don’t want to say comfy because this is going to defy boring lads

BUD LIGHT

tfw cant post this anymore :(

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Vodka user from last week, who rarely drinks anymore.
Reeeeallly got the urge to hit that bottle again, so I may. Later.
just DUDE for now

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>we

Edmonton WILL make the playoffs and Koskinen will be up for a Vezina nomination. BOOK IT and Screen cap

You heard it here first

>battle of alberta

reminder that the edmonton gretzky babbies are perhaps the WORST team in recent NHL history

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That team would still find a way to finish 7th in the pacific.

Based

dubs and canada gets to teabag NZ

dubs and NZ gets to teabag you

rekt

kek open wide nut licker

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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this nigga on that shit you only get from being black face they lace that shit mang

now post the leafs

my son and I enjoy birb frens

>the absolute state of Calgary
>6-2
>getting dunked on by Sam Gagner

Welcome to the Age of Sam
t. Sam’s Agent

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Apa mogs ipa into dirt. Poopeeland might be a faggot but he likes future 4x Stanley Cup Winnipeg jet champ and good beer so overall hes pretty cool guy

what else am I supposed to do on a Friday

idea: kiwiposter is kippers on a proxy

So do me and my wife’s son

jokes on you my days off are Monday Tuesday so I’m just regular drinking and shitposting

just activated my almonds

This is our year

Benis?

Quack

Benis.

I thought you were sleeping?

Seattle Blitzkrieg

just deactivated my almonds

Seattle Cargo Shorts

Phonepost: there's a guy who works at a cafe right by my flat who looks just like Auston matthews

e4

Wish someone would active their almonds all over my face

big comeback by the eskimos

Anyone scared yet or nah?

Xheattle dickgirls vs pic related

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>88888888

what the fuck is IF+

Dont make me post it

Inter
???
multiple? that or just trying to keep it short and it stands for like aromantic, asexual, etc

I'd rather have Eve Gascon

LGBTQAIF+WPO3X community

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Just googled her.
That's a rough-looking woman.

i identify as an extremely based 6'2 chad

/hoc/key is for everyone

where's the 2 bigot?

Reminder ; if you can't skate at full speed, pivot, and finish your lap skating backward you are FORBIDDEN from posting in /hoc/

well she is 16 playing AAA quebec league. probably the next Szabados. i think she is qt

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pivot THIS

>well she is 16
brb, calling the mounties

To get under the salary cap /hoc/ has to cut three posters

In D2 they made a character who was from Miami and super fast but couldn’t stop
Was he white?

Faith Goldy has big dick sucking lips

what if I can only do that counter clockwise?

yeah she does id like to put her in my Union

She seems incredibly hot in a frightening, kind of worrying sort of way.

God I want to fuck her

legal in canada

Woke up. Bosting on bed. Now back to sleep

I’d like to legally occupy Maori land

still not well received though

Yeah, she got a lot of "enhancements" over the years. From trad, to tradthot. This is what she originally looked like.

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Will (the top lad from William’s Lake) is well received and would be a welcome friend

i mean thats what the british did i bet you could get away with it

I'm almost always against plastic surgery, but she actually looks better for it.

would still bang but with less conviction and animosity

Claimed innit

nice tits

we are already half way there (cant help but notice the distinct lack of leaf inspired beers in nz supermarkets)

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What do the 'F+WPO3X' stand for?

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ti-cats 27-27 esks

reminder that mark stone is a pan faced retard

Oh hey im drinking that right now

>brewed in new zealand
>named after america

ok cuck

he's from manitoba
it's probably some ukie or metis blood

cope

>green with jealousy
>seething with impotent rage

>tfw got diagnosed with disc degeneration and likely won't be able to play hockey again, even beer league

music for this feel?

okcuck

Sorry to hear that user.

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Lads I own the hobbit half of New Zealand now

classic

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Do you at least have a loving gf to help you through these rough times?

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Top lad already posting the new national anthem

no one asked for your music taste

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DO YOU REMEMBER
>tfw you'll now always remember 21st September

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what are some documentaries on the south pacific?

Oh nice man I love piano renditions of edgy metalcore.

youtube.com/watch?v=SO_Vpd02L1U

This guy is what I imagine all New Zealanders look like. Race traitors that should be nuked from the face of the earth

Someone did actually

>I love piano renditions of edgy metalcore
Can't tell if this is derisive sarcasm or not, but I'm feeling bad preemptively.

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Did you know the fat guy from Pepsiman coaches the Seattle Junior Thunderbirds now

matheson = nz
pedoson = swegay

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It wasn't.

Thats why I posted another piano rendition of edgy metalcore

Can’t say I’m a very big fan of the Southern Hemisphere.

Fuck documentaries

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neither its mostly non whites. thinking of starting a colony in antarctica

t. half breed new zealander

If you’re not a fan of the vegas golden knights, then you’re honestly not even worth my time.

Thanks, lad. Best of luck to you with your back stuff.
Thinking I might hyvaa yota out of here. It's been a rough day, might as well call it over.

Don't quote. Don't reply.

but the rugby starts in 5 minutes

based

If you think Todd Bertuzzi did something wrong you need to get the FUCK out of /hoc/

for me its miss banana

Appreciate it, unfortunately I have no idea what hyvaa yota means

basically this, if you’re not a fan of the vegas golden knights then don’t even waste my time with your replies

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>game 1
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game

>game 2
>literal retard says "vegas needs their a team to beat the avs"
>a team
>pirri, carrier, merril, zykov, schmidt, tuch
>perfect pk 12/12 through two games, at least four (4) two-man advantages
>decimate and embarrass the avs by a final score of 5-0 in their home barn

>game 3
>rough start
>great job killing penalties (including a 5-3), except for a fluke bounce
>knights 3rd or 4th string goalie holding his own against the kings muh hall of famer quick
>kangz try to kill william karlsson, but it looks like he's going to be fine
>it was 2-0
>engelland to marchessault to stone absolute beauty
>beautiful marchy OT winner

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

i dont like this copypasta

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vipbox.live/rugby-live

how sweet would it be if australia got btfo by fiji

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about as sweet as you fucking the fuck off

Im gonna be at the game when the bruins BTFO the pissknights in october

why are leafs so mad literally all of the time?

Fuck off mate. keep rugby in the rugby thread

yikes, i hope that game isn't the reason you're going there

cope

heres your upvote you insufferable little faggot

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because we share the commonwealth with your gay ass

schneider would have won the cup and bertuzzi was the other half of the luongo trade

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huomenta

what the FUCK is wrong with you people???? are you literally RETARD or something?

oui oui idiots... dont worry i got it

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>$1.99

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huh?

>fail in the scf
>success
only in vegass

cope

No it just happens to be that week and decided to buy tickets

based and chrispilled

>get blown the fuck out by Ovenchicken
>success

not exactly this feel but hey what the hell

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>overperform in a conference that was bottoming out
>get unceremoniously booted just as competition starts getting good again

im way for a couple weeks for a break before the regular season starts and you useless cockgobblers are posting in early threads and just leaving the last one unfinished like you were raised in the era before goalie masks

I got a lot of money who wants to get fucked by me? You have to be jets fan and esexy

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I don't understand.

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c o p e
o
p
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bud the only action you get is with meth'd out natives in the alley way

Honestly I just associate this song with Rick Rypien

you got a lot of money and want to fuck jets fans...
dustin?

My hammer gets action on your mom's nail tonsils

"DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


COPE

DURRRRRRR

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I don't know how but I didn't realize Chris Cornell was in Audioslave until right now.

rip would have been a good jet

retard

you didn't know that the dude with literally the most recognizable voice in alternative rock from the past 3 decades was in a band?

admit that you learned something from me

Audioslave more like gay. Sam Roberts, now that's a good band

this post is as pathetic as the vegass cope retard

sam roberts is a person you absolute retard, you meant the sam roberts band. now apologize

cringe

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from both of us, working together. Just like /hoc/ was supposed to work

Love getting those kind of revelations

rude

>If you don't listen to the exact same stuff as me you're retarded
I thought he was only in Soundgarden. When I heard that song over the radio I always assumed it was a Soundgarden song.

new tune from a famous fennoswede artist
youtube.com/watch?v=nB0eBJnQt98

I have no qualms with admitting that. We can all learn something from each other.

shut the FUCK up you zoomer faggot

based and confident in your self worth-pilled

why are you so angry? no wonder you're a grunge fan

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>no wonder you're a grunge fan
no that's just called not being a faggot

Wow, now THIS is some based frensposting!

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Spoken like someone who CAN'T WAKE UP

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Regardless of what I said, he is elite

shut the FUCK up zoomer faggot pussy

why is hoc filled with so much anger (serious replies only)

one doesnt belong

It’s the old fashioned sunbelt seethe

>tfw already dropping to 0 overnight and we'll probably have snow in a few weeks

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Its full of a bunch of pathetic failures who hide thinly try to veil their dissatisfaction with life by shitposting about Finns

based projection user

Do you live in Iqaluit?

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didn’t have sex

hey come on i'm not a total failure i just don't have any current hope of creating progeny

youtube.com/watch?v=MvGfYu4gOlQ

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fiji unironically btfoing australia

bulju rock is in the HOUSE TONIGHT

Remember to leave out some crumbs for your house hippos tonight

huomenta

NZ has the worst taste in music in /hoc/, and that's saying a lot desu (offspring fag, hoobastank fag, etc).

How about this
youtube.com/watch?v=tZFAw2PCClg

youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

how the fuck you just gonna shit talk hoobastank like that?

youtube.com/watch?v=c_UOL1-weMc

Never heard of this, but it seems based.
First good thing you've posted so far buddy.

/hoc/s taste in music is pretty fucking awful overall

huomenta

also if we're posting actual good music this is my humble submission

youtube.com/watch?v=zwnGQx8fyCE

cringe
youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

Dance Laury Dance is /hoc/'s official band

It's been dropping below 0 the whole week you stupid sunbelter

>Beat It
Get out of here with that trash dude. If you're gonna pick something from Thriller, it should be PYT or Human Nature. Off the Wall is the real masterpiece, along with a couple tracks from HIStory (Stranger in Moscow and They Don't Care About Us).

youtu.be/nqAvFx3NxUM

>solo Lionel Richie instead of The Commodores
YIKES

imagine trying this hard
youtu.be/Qkuu0Lwb5EM

Teebeeeaitch we all suck but got our tastes
youtu.be/9Gj47G2e1Jc
youtu.be/6_8ZZtL6qmM
youtu.be/4yyryWaOEmw
youtu.be/n2rVnRwW0h8
youtu.be/6iX_yp1aW7Y
youtu.be/Jm-upHSP9KU
youtu.be/LC7-opq4Gik
youtu.be/Dm-foWGDBF0
youtu.be/EttKayaIUow
youtu.be/XSbZidsgMfw
youtu.be/9WOKk1i_eL8
enjoy a potpouri of shit

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The Seattle Squidward's Suicide

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let's party hoc

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For your consideration:
youtube.com/watch?v=1XwoE1YfJBc

>musiclet
>/hoc/let
>upside down land
>/cric/fan
>/rug/fan
Why does poo peeland insist on coming here when literally everyone hates him? He's like Grease 2.0.

Also this was pretty good. have you heard The Contortionist?
youtube.com/watch?v=C0Bc4pkSGfU

Watanabe soundtracks and Justice are the only things worth a shit on that list

surprised you went after justice since they are pretty good. Daft punk is good also, but when it comes to beats, I prefer justice

>kendrick lamar
>tyler the creator
I knew New Zealand was a nigger. Oingo Boingo is pretty based though.

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hoc is nothing without me desu
youtu.be/rblt2EtFfC4

youtube.com/watch?v=pRkbcpwGu6U
This is the only Justice song that's good. I guess their remix of that fuckin mgmt song is good too.

I mean I like those songs for their beats moreless. The rap aint bad but they got a lot of crap talkin about blacks and shit

i didnt even post that lol

>posts a litany of terrible music
>posts a song by the literal greatest musician outside of the classical era
based tbqhwy

The best thing Daft Punk has put out is Alive and the Justice's first album would have been perfect without The Party

lets dance /hoc/
youtu.be/VbD_kBJc_gI

>Tyler The Creator - Yonkers
I am absolutely fucking convinced that you are a woman.

no but it's pretty good, tad bit soft for my liking, do they have anything harder?

this is another one i've been digging lately
youtube.com/watch?v=3UlqHUVfn8c

Let's Dance is objectively Bowie's worst album

tyler and earl are reddit
it's all about the only actually talented odd future fag (literally), and that's frank ocean.

imagine allowing your cringeworthy elitist Yea Forums attitude keeping you from dancing

I think you are on your meds right now since im not a tranny and I will continue to say that. But keep saying that cos its cute
>he hates the party
what a pleb!

Churchill is an elite hockey town

>dancing like a normalfag

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Listen to Low or Station to Station you fucking pleb nigger.

Frank Ocean is annoying as fuck

the only reason people dont dance is because they are insecure

FERTILIZER
I'LL TAKE BULLSHIT IF THAT'S ALL YOU GOT

how can he be annoying? isn't he reclusive as fuck? or is that annoying to be contrarian?

maybe people should be more insecure these days, it might some of this shit in

based
i was listening to prolly one of the top 5 songs of the decade earlier
youtube.com/watch?v=dMV31MWIjLE

it might reign*

>hates dancing because hes an ugly awkward insecure loser
>it might some of this shit in

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>avatarfagging, attention-obsessed, anime-spamming faggot
>I think you are on your meds right now
DOH HO HO
WHAT A POST

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>he tries to call someone retarded after they've corrected their mistake
The New Zealand problem has to end soon.

also i someone just found out about this band the other week, they're insanely good

youtube.com/watch?v=zt3hEznbuuM

>"oh no he posted anime again I better complain and call him a tranny!"
pretty low IQ move there jim

>metalcore reggae in 2019
>with a girl singer
no dude

His songs have obnoxious melodies where his voice progresses like his balls are being caught in a vice thats slowly tightening as the song progresses.

right? it sounds like it would be terrible

youtu.be/Lo2qQmj0_h4

youtube.com/watch?v=9pX1Gn3rCPw

I'm revising my position on the Islanders.

Fuck 'em.

>Rags

they're off my shit list for the time being, because of them i only had to hear that shitty penguins horn for one series

imagine only winning two world cups lmao

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Post some examples.

youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU

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You wanna be an asshole just because an user is having fun thats pretty stupid and low IQ

welcome to /hoc/

what happened with their nz drummer who hired a hitman?

>do they have anything harder?
Yeah, that's one of the softest songs
youtube.com/watch?v=qagYHg83cpE
>this is another one i've been digging lately
Nice. Vocalist looks like a zoomer s o y boy though, but he has a great voice.

redpill me on acdc's nz drummer who hired a hitman

i literally just found the band and apparently they just changed singers

>frank ocean
Frank Ocean is whiny talentless bitch. His music sucks on every level.

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>an user
Ah, yes. That's totally not YOU, my fellow anonymous poster.

frenship :DDD

>retard with no actual argument posts a wojack
nice bait retard. his overwhelmingly acclaimed (by musicians, journalists, scholars, and fans alike) proves otherwise. go listen to abba or ghost nigger.

>having a good time sharing music and dancing
>angryposters have to ruin everything
grim

based

youtube.com/watch?v=6JHu3b-pbh8

I'm not going to go through his discography to post examples of why I don't like an artist you like, as I'll start getting a bunch of Frank Ocean in my feed. But his whole schtick seems to be based around being gay and singing on and off pitch to make it seem like it has more substance than typical R&B, and its not for me.

Seattle count?

he's not actually a new zealander but has lived there for a few decades
>The drummer of the hard rock group AC/DC, Phil Rudd, has appeared in a New Zealand court on charges of attempting to arrange a murder.
>Mr Rudd, who was born in Australia, has also been charged with possessing the drugs methamphetamine and cannabis, and of making threats to kill.
>The musician's waterfront house in Tauranga, on New Zealand's North Island, was raided on Thursday morning.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Rudd

Where at in Thinkin Bout You does
>have obnoxious melodies where his voice progresses like his balls are being caught in a vice thats slowly tightening as the song progresses
happen?

:38

>he's not actually a new zealander but has lived there for a few decades
you will find that many rich australians do this

First time I registered this song was the spring of 2009 on TV at my ex gf's grandmothers house. The day I came back to the my room at the music school I went to that year, I spent the entire night searching different youtube clips of classical music to find out what it was. At 8 am I finally found it and of course skipped going to any classes that monday.
Ah ok. have you heard Erra?
youtube.com/watch?v=UAFxXLItVQ4
He has the worst voice in ''pop'' music I've ever heard and his the structure of his songs stinks worse than your mom's pussy.

I was going to see Erra last month but they sold out before I bought a ticket.

Going to see Periphery, Covet and Veil of Maya on Thursday

pucks deep

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>changes his registry for the chorus
>a chorus with a typical chord progression
>something most artists do on most songs
Based retard. It's fine that you don't like his music, but you don't know anything regarding your baseless claims, nor music theory.

For me, it has to be Jason Molina's magnum opus "Magnolia Electric Company" the best album of all time

most rich canadians live in america, like elon musk

F

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So there was a thread on /pol/ that was about how Catholic Priests targeted teenagers who were already fags and they probably wanted to be molested... this led to a discussion about Theo Fleury, what do you think /hoc/

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Umm, Elon musk is South African

imagine unironically listening to reddit "progressive metal" irl as an adult.
/hoc/ would truly be better off without music discussion. it does make sense that most of you like trash, which correlate to the hill billly towns you live in, and teams you support.

and you are seething because someone posted this image now arent you?

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reminder that homosexuals are sexual deviants and therefore they cannot be legitimately sexually assaulted

Ah too bad. Periphery and Veil of Maya are good, never heard of Covet though. Have to download some of them.

Seethe. Nothing I claimed was baseless as you restated in a less dramatic way in your post, and if its something most artists do then what makes Frank Ocean so special?

>y-you don't know anything about music theory
I never even brought up theory. You probably don't even know what mode the phrygian dominant scale is. Don't act like me not enjoying your favourite artist has anything to do with you having a superior knowledge of music theory.

CALL

THE

Ugh. All these autists talking about dad rock. Get better taste in music you losers

GHOSTBUSTERS

>I only listen to smooth jazz

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pucks deeper

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MOUNTIES

reminder that if you dont rock out to ACDC at least once a month youre a huge fag

Listened to whole lotta rosie on the way home from work the other day, was pretty nice.

Of course this fag likes dad rock
Not even surprised. Par for the course

me on the right

Imagine willingly listening to dad rock outside of a hockey arena

Time Traveling Blues by Orange Goblin.

Best song on album is Nuclear Guru

This is an adult mindset. If you're in an adults dependency it's a whole other deal. That is of course one of the reasons why civilized countries don't have adults marry children.
>t. pic related

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>muh dad rock
cringe

>look mom i googled intermediate music theory terms
Re-read your first post, and show me one instance of what you're talking about, and I'll admit you have a point. Until then, don't reply to me again.

you're allowed to like more than one type of music

his mum is from regina, like ryan getzlaf
he went to queens as a canadian

>"dude wojak works because its totally you!"
what a shitty argument. i thought we were friends sweden but now you are shit

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I've been rocking out to AC/DC a lot lately when I've gone through every hard rock/metal album I have from the 70's during work. I am gonna begin at 1979 on monday.

Only sunbelt and new zealand isn't based. Everyone else is based

>smooth jazz
nice try faggot, nobody who likes music listens to smooth jazz. if you step away from classic jazz, acid jazz, and fusion, than you're probably someone who would also like "progressive metal."

imagine not wearing torn blue jeans and a greasy white tshirt and working on a '69 camaro in your garage while blasting back in black on an old hifi stereo every weekend

>Frank Ocean is annoying as fuck
Okay how about the track I posted where his voice sounds annoying as fuck?

Just accept that not everyone has to have the same taste in music as you. You sound like a 22 year old thot REEEEing over someone criticizing Beyonce

I'm not friends with niggers or people who listens to nigger music

simple as

do I give a fuck if a artist is black or white when I listen to them?

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I already admitted that it's cool that you don't like him. However, you should've just said that instead of acting like you have any idea of what you're talking about is all. Simple as.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE POETS ARE DOING

DON'T TELL ME THAT THEIR TALKING TOUGH

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based eastern european migrant to sweden

>His balls sound like they're caught in a vice

>Y-YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

user you're literally having a tantrum because I made a hyperbolic joke about not liking the timbre of his falsetto. Get off his dick.

that nigger in animals as leaders is pretty good but by and large yeah you're on point

>hyperbolic joke
There it is. Later pusy.

I didn't say anything about black music you dumb gorilla ape. Black artists like Living Colour, Pete Rock & CL Smooth and Lionel Richie are great. Frank Ocean, Kendrick Lamar and and lil' whateverhisname is nigger shit and no self respecting white person should listen to it.

>tfw got a canucks parking sign because of this pic

if roller hockey is a thing, shopping cart hockey should be too

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Yugos who live in Stockholm suburbs listen to the same nigger shit as the midde eastern and latin american scum they live with do.

>le difference between blacks and niggers
based sweden with the average iq of american southern hill billys

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Seething.

stealing shopping carts is degenerate and i really hope you dont do this past the age of 16

I saw them live and it was the most boring concert I've ever been too. They just stood there and robotically played the songs and acted like the audience wasn't even there.

I got one too but I don't even own a car

ITT: lil zoom zooms who like to hear no soul in their over-produced, >muh 3 guitarists playing nonsense at the same time with no cohesiveness, with some retard screaming nonsensical lyrics on top.

why not just listen to good music? i can just see you faggots with your apple earbuds and/or beats headphones blasting while you seethe while wondering why all of your friends/family think you're an embarrassment.

i do listen to nickelback m8

>a shitty band sucks live
whoa who would've guessed

post good music

imagine my surprise as a child when i heard the stones live and found out mick jagger sings like ass. shattered my entire universe.

pick a genre that isn't zoomie prog metal, and i'll give ya a song happily mate

youtube.com/watch?v=h6DNdop6pD8

classical

youtube.com/watch?v=OyYnstGB3rM
sure thing buddy

boutta rock out to some j geils band mmhmm *sips*

youtube.com/watch?v=rHxvvEddXf4

Gordon Downie solo career was elite. Chancellor was elite. Vampires was elite.

youtu.be/EeyhKWjQaKk

youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

i dare /hoc/ to come up with a better song than this

youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs

youtube.com/watch?v=gxdJqncir4Y

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youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA

RENT FREE

>no soul

You're either a turboboomer or that Frank Ocean fan still seething away.

youtube.com/watch?v=nrYgm5MML58

has anyone even posted prog metal? i haven't seen a single dream theater song

trip hop

That guy's a retard who calls anything with a distorted guitar and arpeggiated riffs 'prog metal' because anything that isn't low fi and filled with bends has no 'soul'

You're going to have me post any Massive Attack, Sneaker Pimps, Tricky, Portishead, or song from Bjork's Homogenic? Take your pick.

>tfw no gf (or hockey)
youtube.com/watch?v=xSZBIs0gs0E

read the thread
keep up simp

>team loses 2 franchise swedish players
>immediately gets a new franchise swedish player
yeah, i'm thinking sweden is based

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the pleb reveals himself

How many cups did you guys win with your 2 franchise swedish players?

this is THE post

1
:)

Gib goth gf now
youtube.com/watch?v=ot1j5M5PTC4

you can only win the cup with 15 canadians now

i like cheesy synthpop gril bands, but holy SHIT pale waves sucks

Anything can be anything. Who knows

huomenta

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>you can only win the cup with 15 canadians now
>canada hasn't won a cup in 26 years
RMYT

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>sunbelt niggeers
>Gary gives away them free cup

>tfw no singing philly gf
youtube.com/watch?v=y-MaaxgdUT4

Post music no zoom zoom cuck Yank has ever heard
youtube.com/watch?v=4iF47M3YDlg
>comedy poprock
cringe
based

huomenta

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really mad me think

huomenta but the opposite.

theres nothing comedic about it friend

youtube.com/watch?v=0Y82dEZ13XE&list=WL&index=8&t=0s

God morgon

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thinking about planning a trip to svenland

youtu.be/kQrQcAzMb8E

>playing bass with a pick
fucking disgusting

>playing bass
Lol gay

one of my all time favorites
youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs

When Kenta was competing for a Eurovision spot he was drunk as fuck and insinuated that the host was an old drunkard too (which he was). Pretty funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=CnZhWErGi2U

do you think laine has tried classic?

Tell me where and I tell you if it's a good idea or not.

kenta is cool, his last match with ibushi was really good

If he did, he would've given up between 30-35, unless he picked a Mage and zoomercleaved.

>Mage and zoomercleaved.

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go sharks
go knights
go ducks
go flames
go nucks
go oilers
go yotes
go kings

bases

based as fuck

got a whopper of a post for the next thread

XD

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I do not have a post lined up for the next thread lads

I will most likely post the same bait I post in every thread lads.

dont worry, i got the next thread

The first logo is by far the best one right?

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just got subway lads roast me

your music taste is mostly shit

smackdown x is clearly the best logo for your gay meme theatre

what did you get?

I don't typically care for subway but if its my best option I'll go for a steak and cheese on italian with banana peppers, green peppers, onions and garlic aioli

The most special American captain to win 2 cups

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youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo

i got a bmt on italian herbs and cheese with everything (extra pickles, olives, and jalapenos) +avocado and with blue cheese sauce

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>2011

i was thinking of 2012 this time

where's the extra bacon son?

no everyone knows subway bacon is not worth it

interesting logic, bacon is usually bacon regardless where it comes from

recycle

subway bacon is translucent

...

>late

she is very cute, looks germanic

make a real thread

their avocado is like taco bell's refried beans. Tasty, but it's frankenfood. Enjoy in moderation. You don't want to have to deal with a clusterfuck of a digestive system like I am right now.

Vince staples boi