Previously on /afl/:
>Richmond (85) def Geelong (66) on Friday night
Richmond, who are now one of the 2019 finalists, will face the winner of Collingwood and the Giants at the MCG starting 4:35PM where the weather is cloudy and showers are expected to arrive just in time for the match. Who will prevail and make it into the grand finals? Who will fall at the final hurdle? Stay tuned after these messages.
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>GWS missing 4 of their best 6 players
Lame
Go Giants
had cheap flights and accom into melbs booked for a bit, is a big vic granny likely to provide the spectacle and atmos or should i be going for the gee dubs because i might be able to get an easy seat lel.
>Girlfriend is a die hard GWS fan while I support Richmond
Not sure our relationship will survive if it's a Giants-Tigers GF 2bh lads
i thought it was rigged for them? (??)
who /dabloos/ here?
>the meth-addled suburb of richmond
Pies/Tiggers GF will be apex atmosphere
Gil couldn't resist the revenue of a Pies/Tigs grand final. Imagine how much money he could pump into AFLW
did someone say AFLW
Don't rate the close game meme, yes they are typically entertaining but they aren't good games as a rule and vice versa
21st century grandkino compendium:
>2002
>2005
>2006
>2008
>2009
>2010(draw)
>2011
>2012
>2016
>2017
I have a theory on why the late 00s were so elite, it was just before the expansion franchises were introduced so the talent pool to population ratio was peaking, it was a perfect balance of baseball style analytical autism and old school footy strategy, and culture in general hadn't quite gone down the drain just yet so the whole spectacle was still nice to watch in basically all aspects
Giants seriously fucked it by not snagging it in 2016, they probs only have a couple year left before there endless supply of top draft picks finally runs out and they all get old and decrepit
HEAVE HO UNNA
tell her winner fucks the loser to make it interesting
Is there a combination of teams that could even come close to the sheer revenue that would be raked in by this GF
West Coast and Colli-
Oh...
>They think the teams that make the GF have any impact on how much $ the afl make
sad
it does if you include the influx of bandwagoner memberships sold for the next year
The highest rating grand finals involve Sydney.
>south melbourne boomer nostalgia
I'm guessing that has something to do with the 72 year drought (at the time) and them facing Iggs for 2 consecutive year. Also the hype off that Nick Davis' 5 minutes of him fucking Geelong solo would have been immense.
It's because states like Victoria will watch in big numbers regardless of the teams. NSW ratings get a boost if Sydney is involved.
this
Daniher to Sydney
Ellis to GC
J Martin to Carlton
Greenwood to GC
Tim Kelly to West Coast
Zak Jones to St Kilda
Brad Hill to St Kilda
Brad Crouch staying or
Tom Papley to Carlton
Eddie Betts to Carlton
Sam Jacobs to GWS
Jack Steven to Geelong
Butler to Carlton
Dougal Howard to North Melbourne
Paddy Ryder to Essendon
Tomlinson to Melbourne
Sam Powell-Pepper to Essendon
>Betts to Carlton
lol no
Anyone else watching the under 18s? Oakleigh just began to pummel the Easterners in the finals.
>die hard GWS fan
>Daniher to sydney
kek nope
it's happening, get your apologies
I'm going to miss Tim Kelly, a lot
not a chance Betts goes back to Carlton you mong. How many years do you think an aged junk time boong has left in him? It's not like Carlton are trying to snag a player to help them in a premiership window. If that deal goes through Carlton are even more clueless than I thought and deserve to stay stuck to the bottom of the ladder.
Betts is going to Carlton, you rate Carlton management too highly. Betts will be taking a paycut, playing 1-2 seasons and then taking a post-footy role there helping the abo talent at the club, just watch you dumb faggot
>questioning the merit of a (shit) trade rumor
>on 4chins
and I'm the dumb faggot?
lol sure matey
yeah you are, going to heem you dickhead
>you
>heeming me
I think you'd be surprised
Oakleigh (89) def East (36)
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Well, We've arrived at the penultimate game of another year together and it's been filled with great times, trying times with the ISP blocks and great Autism. It's been an absolute pleasure to be with you again this year and I wish you all a very happy off season following this Prelim and the Grand Final. Below you will find the finalized additions to the Autist Team squad (2019). You will notice quite a few duos are present, as opposed to individuals. While I have no way of confirming my suspicions, I believe that some, if not all of these duo's (and the debate) had the same posters partaking. I feel their inclusion is warranted due to repeat efforts together, week after week. Similar to the way brothers have played in the same teams over the years, birds of a feather sperg together. If you are a Magpies, GWS or Tigers fan then I wish you good luck in the prelim on the way to the Grand Final.
>2019 Autist Team promotions
"The /pol/ fags who won't let it go" (Round 1)
The Fag-hater/Fag-defender Duo
The American lover/Anti-American Duo
The Deliveroo Debate
The "x is on fire" guy
Sleetsperg aka The Seething Meterologist aka SLEETHING
The 5AA hater
The Statue Cuck
Abhor women, lads
XDD LE MONG LE BOONG
reminder that xd posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
Methmong on pooicide watch
I see methmong has woken up
What are you sipping on for the game today lads?
>pic related
Dimple and Pepsi Max or Dimple with a splash of chilled Perrier
Based
Just some water and V8 tropical fusion
Nomming methmong as a late inclusion
Basedbane tbqh lads
Apologies for shit quality but what's he fiddling with on his smartwatch?
Empowering
Who /tiggs/ here?
Was at the game last night, best atmosphere i've ever experienced in that second half. Nothing like a rampaging Richmond coming from behind to get the crowd going
tfw this awkward starting time will interfere with my dinner. Will i have enough time at half time to order and pick up a pizza? I dunno man
probably his ex wife notifying him she's fucking the bull.
good work on the 21 point comeback lad, good hard fought game before the GF.
>smartwatch
how to spot a yuppie faggot
spring extra for delivery lad, especially if it's a close game.
who /celticwomen/ here?
>He doesn't want to r8 his heartbeat
It's been phenomenal so far desu
>pick up
That's your problem.
It’s such a beautiful story for Tom Lynch. Suffering through a private school education only to be one of the worst captains in the AFL. He is now lucky enough to be paid a stupid amount of money while playing for an already successful club. Brings a tear to the eye.
Sadly there's no way GWS win this.
Cliff's Edge in the next at Caulfield
I'm in good health la, I don't need to. And even if I did, I wouldn't use a yuppie faggot watch to do so
See i live in a complex and no one can find my address. I've decided to order 15 minutes into the second quarter, and leave at half time. Wish me luck, im nervous
bwodie gwundie
tell that cliff i want my chicken coop painted
He's gonna be the Brownlow king, remember how Steele was so close?
worry slowne
shan't
can’t believe /afl/ is gonna die next week
It's been dead for a while m8.
I'll be making daily trade threads that barely reach 50 posts
/afl/ is on fire
Are Giants fans just paid actors?
PIE GODS
lads had to get a diet coke instead of a 375ml can pepsi max. throwing the katsu chicken sushi right off.
for me it's light and tangy chips
grim
for me its kettle's seat salt
Remember when Sam Newman simulated having sex with a midget in a plane's toilet cubicle? The AFL has really lost its way
lol
light and tangy (lays)
honey onions (redrock)
atomic tomato (samboy)
cracked pepper and lime (redrock)
pizza (shapes)
chocolate (tiny teddies)
proxy on
hawks lads
mental illness
literally keeping this community alive lad
>emerging elders
emerging from where, prison?
>thanking boongs
typical pozbourne
who here /respectabos/
sounds like some shit out of a disney movie
>collingwood making a gf
>two very simple posts at the start of every thread
>mental illness
you must be new here
mentally ill
feel like pure shit just want him back x
they have the best chance to beat r*chmond
...
Why would we want that? A richmond dynasty has started
who got the get
grim
>wanting literal meth-abusers and muslims creating a dynasty
Richmond are so detestable they've made Collingwood look like the 'good guys'.
the chad mumford vs the virgin grundy
Will Hoskin-Elliott kick a goal?
Richmond are the literal definition of soulless.
Does the grand final still sell out if GWS make it?
>Richmond vs. Collingwod grand fina
Muscular. Elite. Victorian.
Will Hoskin-Elliot is a Collingwood Magpies player m8.
The GF will always be a "sellout" because the AFL give away most of the tickets.
>That name
>This post
Giants are FINISHED
TELL ME ABOUT HAYNES
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MAN BUN
>semi-tradition mong is at it again
sad stuff
BIGtorians DOMinating the league
a simple reply from a simple mind.
Angry fred retard still seething 24/7.
>letting a mong live inside your head
grim
Reminder Collingwood are the good guys
Tell us about your climate change protests vic cucks.
>Greater Western Sydney
>"Canberra" written on back of jumper
>Western Bulldogs FC
>"F.F.C" written on back of jumper
>Brisbane Lions FC
>"B.B.F.F.C" written on back of jumper
>Sydney Swans FC
>"SMFC" written on back of jumper
pathetic
Based and excited to be part of the CHAOS during the GF
>worst cuckstralia turning to drugs to outperform BIGtorians
pathetic.
toby greene is a political prisoner
see
never understood their mentality. Obviously humanity has some effect on the climate but not as much as those nutbags make out. I can't wrap my head around "you better listen to us and change your ways or we'll strong arm you into compliance with violent protests and traffic disruptions." I would have thought the "change" would be self-evident and inarguable.
>raining in the middle of spring
grim melb cuck weather
You forgot one
>Hawthorn
>"Tasmania" written on back of jumper
>his city doesn't have four seasons in one day
grim
t. Geelong football club
literally an excuse to subsidise shitskins more, which cucktorians are unarguably the best at
>sunshower
kino
homage to the past lad, why so upset?
Bulldogs were formerly Footscray and Brisbane were formerly Brisbane Bears Fitzroy
actually >we have it on our front
>the sun is shining
>it's raining
checkmate, climate change deniers.
LOL did you see the rainbow? Fucking cucktorians keep politics out of footy
maynard was blocked
There has never been a good wet weather game of footy.
Prove me wrong.
t. zoomer who doesn't remember mudkino
>Brisbane were formerly Brisbane Bears Fitzroy
Brisbane were never formerly Fitzroy. The Bears were rebranded and the BBFFC is part of the merger agreement.
oh yeah my bad they merged with Fitzroy
based hairlet
daily reminder that this years gand final will be DOMINATED by BIGtoria
please continue to watch OUR sport worst cucktralia, south cuckstralia, new cuck welshmen and cuckland
Brisbane vs St. Kilda in the pelting hail was funny as.
Mason Cox
STEVO
bullshit that stephenson is even allowed to play
those with real power don't need to flex it as they are self-assured. You seem a little bit insecure tiny Dicktoria, why?
Stevenson working to create the boganocalypse
>Kelly eating a zooper dooper
based
>jaidyn
I feel like there's more to the story, didn't he use a proxy friend/account to bet? All for what, $36 or something? Pretty suspect.
It is self evident, you'd have to be braindead to not be seeing it. Or totally closed off to the world
think that was the first time ive ever heard a non-australian accent on a bunnings ad
times are changing .. no country for old men like me anymore . sad
>resulting to a dick joke
bit gay sweetie x
technically brisbane just rebranded and got the rights to the fitzroy branding after the afl kicked fitzroy out for the tarp franchise. fitzroy still exists just not in the afl.
sorry for your loss old greg
gay sport confirmed, /afl/ seething
Do NOT let GAJ see this
sam taylor kino kicking mechanics did someone grab that
beautiful
please provide some examples instead of resorting to insults, this is why your type are losing, even if you are right.
>resulting
>phone posting
get out
>"he's brought his own footy to this prelim final"
CollingCHEATS confirmed
UMPBALL FUCK OFF PIES
was that poof Davis holding pink boots or ballerina shoes?
>bobby hill
Free kick Cuckingwood
do burgers realise that more people attend the afl grand final than the superb owl
maynard WAS blocked
it WAS sleet
dang it bobbeh
I see you
and you guys say reddit isn't funny
>muzzie cunt runs 20-30m to heem someone
Insufficient force inshallah.
>multiple degrees warming in a matter of decades (never happened before)
>just HAPPENS to coincide with the advent of industrial civilisation, mass population growth, pollution and technological development
>don't see butterflies any more
>freak weather events at the opposite time of year to normal
>ice shrinkage
>glacier melts
>sea level rise
>ozone layer
>multitude of other phenomena that all are happening on a relatively short delay to the first only and most significant impact on the earth's crust made by something other than unconscious natural phenomena
No doubt
do NOT let Houli see this
>admitting your obsessively browse r/afl
grim
Global warming is fake mate
going to bully /nrpoo/ lads
Literally none of that is happening you fucking mong.
nah pretty sure it's warming m8
I never mentioned reddit once, way to expose yourself haha.
lowest tv viewing in the 21st century, Superbowl:
>83 million
highest tv viewing, 21st century, AFL GF:
>3.3 million
enjoy those "Maccas" though
why is everyone who works at Bunnings so out of shape
>tv viewing vs attendance
wow
also lmao you watch Trump interviews apparently yikes
>the new full monty
>the real dirty dancing
how do they stay on top of pop culture so well?
Reckon this BSA's got him on a string lads
>ice shrinkage
>glacier melts
>sea level rise
pic related. Try again, all you've provided here are the same tired talking points that no-one buys.
>don't see butterflies anymore
this would be laughable if it weren't so sad you used this as some kind of salient point.
It's cool you care about the environment, everyone should be conscious of the surroundings they can personally affect but this "irreparable planetary damage" shit that always seems to be a decade away (close enough to make people care but far enough away that people will forget when you need to change the narrative) I'm not buying.
>what is population
fucking seppos lmao
Izzy folau must be seething !!
>tv viewership
amazing how small soulled mutts are
not to defend him but with their population plus the fact it's held in different places I can see their TV viewship being insane, aren't "viewing parties" all the rage and just an excuse to expand that waistline?
>omg I wonder how cool the ads are gonna be this year!
1980 and 1983 Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Calif., 103,000 people witnessed wins by the Washington Redskins and Pittsburgh Steelers.
VS
121,696 in 1970 VFL Grand Final, Carlton v Collingwood
Burgers BTFO
And half the seppos are watching for ads.
Love my NFL but brah need less ads.
shit game tbqh
both these teams will get killed by the tigers
Can you believe that Aussie rules footy draws in more people than Handegg
kek burgers
Not an incel but I hate when women pretend to be into footy.
Any team would struggle against people on ice
how come you fat fucks watch it on tv instead of going to the game?
I am an incel and I hate women
never have and never will barrack for Collingwood but a Tigers vs GWS Grand Final would just look wrong.
same but I guess the reason they are doing it is to appeal to the guy they are interested in so you could view that as endearing (I don't though).
hearing that gaj is going to convert to islam
>hill
you heard wrong, his love for Christ is unshakable. It divided the Gold Coast Suns like Moses divided the Sea.
gonna be a based from me
*be’s on fire*
based cameron
>One (1) glacier
Thanks for the laugh mate, i suppose when one of your plants is thriving while the rest are all withered and dead you take that as a good sign, just an optimistic little fella
If you hear some subcontinental fucking your sweetheart from another room, do you just chalk it up to a strange movie, do you go in there to have a look, do you inspect her cunt to assess if theres any splooge in there? At what point do you accept your suspicions? I don't actually care if you enjoy your ignorance, but don't pretend like your some cunning genius and it's everyone else who must be just imagining things.
> o n e g l a c i e r
Kek
RICHO UHH
INCEL YUH
PEDO CUH
Davis should literally have gotten two frees in front of goals there. Fuck these umpires.
>Gold Coast did not repent, so they were given up unto tribulation
Sounds about right
Why doesn't he grow his hair out again?
I'm thinking a Toby Greene norm smith medal redemption arc.
does anyone have that snapchat video of jeremy cameron absolutely blind talking to some random gypper going on about how he should have 4 john colemans already and his odds
>this level of furious projection
I provided something more than
>you don't see butterflies
and this is how you react? Like I said, no wonder you're losing the culture war.
Reminder that our chance of a kino Brisbane vs Collingwood prelim died for this.
It does feel like I haven't seen a butterfly lately though.
>literally shaking Victorian is melting, unlike glaciers.
More at 6.
GWS are soulless zoomer shit
IT'S LE SNOWING
Was that snow?
t. FAS mong
Climate hoax on exposed by big /afl/ brains watch
half the tickets are corporate and the other half are celebrities and pensioners
the only way the poor masses ever get in is embarrassing themselves and dancing to win corporate give-aways
Bobby Hill?
Why did the game start so early?
Alright I'm here lads, did I miss anything?
i propose we destroy the multiple genders argument next
>no wonder you're losing the culture war.
>implying I am invested in it
>accusing me of projecting
Also, if you actually read my post, there's an extensive list of examples just off the top of my head and I'm not even an expert on the matter. All of which you can search for yourself and find many examples , scientific and anecdotal, substantiating them and validating the wider point that human activity is having significant effect on the biosphere and every aspect of the earth's surface and atmosphere.
>implying glacial retreat isn't the norm
>implying sealevel rise isn't the norm
>implying insect biomass shrinkage isn't the norm
>implying average temperature rise isn't the norm
>implying extreme weather event frequency isn't the norm
>implying the hole in the ozone layer never happened
burgers getting btfo by afl attendance
I can feel a nomination coming on, push yourself to the next level lad.
So The Gants have the chance to fly back home tonight should they win.
Gives interstate teams time to get a plane Saturday night. Don't know why you wouldn't just stay in Melbourne for a week if you were an interstate team that won a prelim though tbqh.
Nomming climate change believer
>what is the ocean tide
My fucking sides
That would throw off your whole routine completely doing something totally different for one week.
I work in solar and do not believe in climate change
climate change? I have just the solution
based fucking straffo
stop fuming lad, you're so HEATED you might raise the temperature a bit more.
>All of which you can search for yourself and find many examples
This again, is why you're losing. You expect people to agree with your opinion, like it's some kind of objective fact and when they are skeptical, even open to being swayed you just deride them as some kind of inferior inhuman for not believing what YOU believe. You understand that people don't like being chided right? That maybe people ACTUALLY don't know what you know, or may be new to issues? The sad part is I started off being sympathetic to you, saying do what you can as person and you did nothing but attack, attack attack and put the burden of disproving you above discourse. I feel sorry for you, I'm not wasting our time replying to you again after this post.
>Dzhaynts
hope the cunts get flogged and then Pies get flogged in the Grand Final.
Ad Astra is a film the likes of which you don’t see much anymore and I loved it. It requires a second viewing for me, there’s a LOT going on character wise, but I can’t wait to see it again.
I believe in climate change but I don't care. in fact. I wouldn't mind accerlating it
Don't remind me.
>solid game of footy being played spergs debating about climate change
fuck off
And the soundtrack. My god the soundtrack.
so this is the skill of AFL's best...
pathetic
BASED ARC
Would Pozzbourne seethe if GWS made the GF lads?
>review
BASED
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>COOOOLLINGWOOOOOD
>goal reversed
kek
>pies and gnats
>AFL's best
nope
el arc sinson
>ARC dabbing on the Pies
Eddie gonna burst a vein
hello my big STRONG american, please continue to watch our sport. do you have any questions? is there anything I can help? my oh my you are very MUSCULAR. I hope you enjoy our sport :)
a smart brown fellow like you is in the same super fund as a dumb white cunt like me?
what would make Eddie seethe more, losing to GWS today by a point or losing to the Tigers next week?
I feel like getting flogged by the Tigers would sting but you'd have the time to watch it unfold and accept it. I rekon this would hurt more, falling at the final hurdle and going a step back from last week.
this ad is very weird and uncomfortable
brownlow monday night lads
Losing a granny always hurts more, 2 in a row would mess you up mentally.
what's for dinner?
time to cook some snags tbqh
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Gookmoot
yeah true, all that effort to get there back to back and lose both lol
perfect night to wank over the wags desu
Watching the game right now, honestly neither of these teams stand a chance against the tigers
>5 goals total in a half of footy
fix this shit gil
katsu chicken and 375ml can of pepsi
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Moot of gook
if Pies make it they need to start fucking fights everywhere to shake Richmond but you're right I think Tigers are gonna destroy either of these teams from the 2nd quarter onwards
Bitchmond was getting btfo by Peelong at this stage last night
>not drinking coke
sad
>unironically cooming
>20-17 at half time
wow what a game
Good tough game so far but im tipping the collingwood magpies.
It is a pleb filter. Sorry mate
>Collingwood has lost the most grannies of any team.
They call them the Colliewobbles for a reason.
gonna go have a wank lads
The richmond tigers will be loving this
people who unironically watch free to air soaps should be put in concentration camps
Thoughts on the grand final entertainment?
Tho getting seriously drunk here? Got 10 pack of JD and cola to smash through.
few drinks into my bottle of Dimple
For me, its Bobby Hill
>Collingwood in the last 60 years
Premiers:
1990
2010
Runner-up:
1960
1964
1966
1970
1977
1979
1980
1981
2002
2003
2011
2018
elite, for me he's a close second to Gribble.
/whisky/ for me, making my way through a bottle of fireball
who likes to call teams by full name?
always a fan of Fireball but feel like it's more a winter drop. Best way to get yourself and sluts smashed is Fireball, Peach Schnapps and Apple Juice, the Apple Pie. Even passage and tasty with some bite without the Schnapps.
on some 12% wild boars. 4 odd standard drinks in a can should make me feel nothing soon enough
Secret Bridesmaids' Business looks to be absolutely BASED!!
I'm too socially anxious to buy alcohol so I'm just a weed addict
>Bachar Houli free to play
can't look racist by suspending him ey
Was Trent Cotchin wearing a Hawkins High School cap, surely not hawkins highschool out of stranger things?
>runs from 30m to lay a hand to the face, player goes down
>"insufficient force"
Gil wants the Tigs to win this year.
Also, fuck Muslims
just come home from footy club preso
blotto tbqh
I know what your problem is, it’s a Ford. You know what Ford stands for right? Fix it again Tony, hehehe
weed is even sketchier to buy desu
>it's an episode of coomer umps doing everything to get collingwood over the line
Magpies are a protected native species in Australia, so it is illegal to kill or harm them.
How JUSTed can one team be? Perhaps only St. Nilda can compare.
>lowest scoring half in a prelim final since 1928
Grim stuff
Anyone tried those zinger pies?
try and have a one month Tolerance break lad. If your mind wander vividly while you smoke it accelerates your anxiety, I know mine did, didn't realize how bad I was until the brain fog lifted after 2 weeks. If not, just means you get a few REALLY good highs coming back to smoking
depends on your hook up, used to work with my ex-dealer. He lived in a small granny flat behind his own house that he used exclusively to grow weed in lol. Used to have a drinks, watch some footy and sample the strains then fuck off home blazed lol.
pundit on the right looks like Bolsonaro
Gil needs to be fucking roped.
pool full of liqour and i dive in it
What part of Greater Western Sydney are you from lads?
based Jair
which part of Greater Western Sydney are you lads from?
Paddington
Not personally but I have some mates who work at KFC who say they’re garbo
So he's gonna get stabbed?
the lesser eastern part
that's old news mate, he's been busy dabbing on Canada and France
praying for a gws victory
Paddington is Bloods turf mate, BACK OFF okay?!
Do those people bring their own ponchos or do they hand them out at the stadium?
1965
1971
1997
2009
2010
Very grim (still not over 2009)
>not wanting the pandemonium final
Small. Poor. Incorrect
>cooming
shall
>cooming outside of some warm walls
shant
Imagine if the ball just bounced towards Milney.
>2010
>Face Collifwobbles
>Fucking draw
>Have to replay them with a wounded side
Absolutely cursed luck we have
im drinking great northing 4.2%. Best aussie beer
There are too many whites in the GWS team, that's why people cannot relate to them
#notmyteam
can't find where but I read that the camera angle made it look like Milne was way closer to the ball than it appeared on screen, ie. he was nowhere near it regardless of bounce but who knows.
The Giants are on fire.
Greater Western Sydney Giants Football Club Limited are on fire
Am I supposed to trust Dr. Ahmed Aly?
Classic
>zac williams
>bobby hill
Do the pies even have any darkies playing in this game?
>Rig it for a Collingwood vs Richmond Grand Final
>Collingwood isn't going to make it
OH NO NO NO
m-muh pie g-gods
Settle down buddy, they’ve only kicked two in a row
So how come the question of GayFL players playing wide receiver in teh NFL never comes up?
People would get around the Giants more if their kits weren't as ugly as they are
no shit, why are there no kino Green kits?
PENSHURST
Over
UP THE GIANTS FUCK THE PIES
Three.
tassie will get but it shouldnt be the state jumper, apple green woodbesiq2bh
The absolute state of the Collingwood Magpies
>missing best players
>entire crowd against them
>ahead by 10
if GWS can beat Collingwood and Bitchmond next week the tears alone will make it worth it
Swoopy bois SHOOK
pies are cooked
pies are done
pies are burnt
pies are off
Yeah, Milne was still too far to do something with it.
When Goddard did his speccy it did feel like we would win it.
But footy can be so cruel
Aussie Rules isn't a fast-twitch sport
colliewobbles?
Bought a knock off Swans kit in Bali lads
Rented anons mums pucci in
bali lads
>pooingwood
Rev up those trumpets lads
Collingchoke
>the afl wants collingwood to wi-
*be’s actually on fire*
>giants v tigers gf
grim stuff
The pies are on dire
Reckon Greene will go Alastair Lynch mode in the Grand Final next week. Bet he's growing out his nails right now in preparation.
don't worry this one is in the script, collingwood will come back and win n.night style twist
BASED franchise club GWS absolutely SHITTING on the cucktorians
GWS and WCE broship
THE FUCKING STATE OF THEM
the PIES losing would be a real ZINGER
can we all call into radio stations tonight like the old /afl/?
>WOBBLES
>the state of these umpires
Based fucking Australian Football League Trading As Greater Western Sydney Giants Corp
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Collingwood fans gonna jump the fence soon.
snowing lads
nomming me for being muscular and elite
why go to NFL when you could play in front of 120k sexually frustrated car salesmen (and 60k seagulls) at a cricket ground in Australia? living the dream they are
>elite interstate teams:
GWS, WCE and Basedbane
>good interstate teams:
Crows, Poort and Swans
>bad interstate teams:
doggies, freo
Megpis wives on beaten to death watch
Loving buckley cam lads
>doggies
Lol
can’t believe gws are in a granny lads
Pity she can't racially abuse any of these Giants players as they are all white and not representative of the community they purportedly represent
>joffa
>greene getting himself suspended so he is back for the grand final
140IQ play
>grand final is 3rd v 6th
fucking hell gil
shut up faggot
Sbsolute kino of the grim triumvirate there. NEED webm
that rain looks like snow
unless it's just slow motion
>The Grand Final went from a 100,000+ people expected crowd last night to about 65,000
Maybe they need to stop giving Geelong 10 home games. They win all of them thinking their a good side then comes finals and gets shown up year on year
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
based self imposed week off
>The Grand Final went from a 100,000+ people expected crowd last night to
I'll be able to get tickets
t. Sydneysider
Fuck yeah Reddie McGuire is back
Maybe they need to let the top placed side play the final at their home ground, rather than the opponent's home ground.
Geelong (probably) would've beaten GWS.
the mcguires are on fire
Is eddies son Darcy moore?
the sad part is that heaps of tickets and boxes have already been allocated to corporate cunts who won't bother getting out of bed to watch GWS get fucked.
lmao when it's a draw and they force everyone to do a replay the next week. They still do that?
Nah, extra time now.
got changed after 2010 to extra time IIRC
Darcy moore is a qt 3.14
Reckon the Giants will win #3inarow like the Lions lads?
stephenson obviously had a bet on gws
Stephenson couldn't resist on giants long odds
These umps are fucking garbage
hahaha upvoted LOLE
>t. j sinclair
or, haha
haha
or ORRRR
okay
or
GET THIS
hahah
*ahem*
...
SNOW motion
the pies are on dire
Reminder that we would have won had it not been raining, and thus are the moral victors.
few comedians in here tonight lmaooo
This is too good
the pies area little crisp
FREE TOBY
>megpis
the 200 giants fans are louder now lmao
{
if subject:”Pies” == class:”shit”
then print:”the pies are on fire”
}
don’t know how to code but ok
good post
what position do you play mate
No award winning pies in this bakery
>Trefraud
reckon pies might need a goal here
Check em
In all seriousness, the teams Geelong beat at home this year were either shit teams, or teams they beat again this year in the away rematch / finals.
Geelong only finished top because they smashed the first half of the season. Although from memory quite a few wins were due to insanely accurate kicking/being fluky.
They've been dogshit since the bye.
Everyone jumping on the '>muh unfair home ground advantage' are just basing that on their form going into the finals and all the drama about them getting screwed on the playing location first week of the finals.
At the time of the bye those same commentators were talking about them being by far the best team in the competition and not losing a game for the rest of the season (due to their easy draw for the backhalf of the season).
>moral victor
telltale sign of a fucking worm loser lol
Full forward mate but I'm injured
F R E E T O B Y
last two numbers is how many points the pies score
t. moral loser
Cackling at the SEETHING pies fans
can't wait for the communism meme team to thrash bitchmond
there is no morality in this world friend, look around.
>tigers vs giants
Shan't be watching
>Noble
More like
>Nogoal
AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kek
KEK
K E K
Tigswinlol
>maynard
more like gay tard tbqh
haha
bolted my room shut. dad's done a number in the living room. mums coming from nans as we speak.
i hate collingwood for this.
heard another vb crack open too.
Whitfield, Greene and Coniggerlo to come back in this team.
4 hard games in a row, travelling to the mcg where Richmond have won about 30 straight if you don’t count the 2 losses to Collingwood, yeah don’t think so m8
based
>Missing out on the shitposting opportunity of a lifetime
Your loss. Those Richmond bandwagoners will bite at anything.
won't happen, Tigers will channel Evola and destroy this plastic traffic cone commie club
God the pies midfield have been terrible. Good luck tigs, win it for vic.
oven here, might burn the pies
F
GONE
GOTTEM
>chaos meme vs hard nuts meme
Is this the biggest meme grand final ever conceived?
oi lads daniher is signing with the Don's four year deal
announced Monday arvo just in time for the brownlow, don't @ me I won't reply
more like Trent Knobel lmao
treloar is such a shit player lol
that neck
>what about boomyah?!
unlikely m8
Tiggers premiership practically guaranteed
how COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Fucking reddit weather always fucks us. At least we know we're the best dry weather team in the comp though.
Richmond are statistically due for a loss regardless of form. With each consecutive win their chance of losing increases exponentially.
FREE WILLY
Frog like gullet
As Megpis fan I want Giants to do the Tigs in if this is how it's going to be
C O P E
O
P
E
t. seething redditor
LOVING THE GIANTS WIN AND THE ABSOLUTE ELITE THREAD WE GOT HERE. FUCK THE PIE FLOGS.
t. redditmond fan
SLEETHING
>stats
Don’t mean shit mate. Technically Richmond could never lose again. The better team will win no matter what
Umpiring has been spot on tbqh. Anyone who disagrees or even voices dissent against this unequivocal fact is an unashamed brainlet.
>not being able to play a winter sport in wet conditions
>2011+8
ishygddt
mathematically incorrect
Hate Collingwood but actually wanted them to win this game for the pure chaos of a Collingwood Richmond Gf
based dueposter
>odds of not win increase after every win
no it fucking doesn’t you tard
>"best" team of the year
>can't adapt to weather
Cope harder mate
better fucking happen next week cunt
>de goey
>the municipality of collingwood
>little handjob from steel's sidebottom
???
ORANGE ARMY
>brody mihocek
>0 goals
>0 kicks
>0 handballs
>0 marks
>82% for time on ground
>3 tackles
is this the greatest prelim performance ever?
>be born
>be named "Steele"
>can’t compete in winter weather in a winter sport
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR COPE IS ON FIRE
FIRE UP SEN LADS
Revving up the Pies BF board.
Cooooooooollllllliiiiiiiinnnnnngggggwwwwwwoooooooddddddddd
hate the Giants but the thought of Heath Shaw in a grand final is nice for the meme value.
FIRE UP BOYS
GIANT TIME NOW
>COLLINGPOOD
>i want to get naked on full monty because belinda emmett died before she was 30
He's been shit but the softcocks in the midfield are equally to blame
Sweet fucking justice for these counts knocking us out of the prelim last year hahaha
>check
>it’s fucking real
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alright lads we need a few Noble men posted to Reddit, a few to watch Instagram and a lot of you need to be watching Facebook comments. Let's find some gold
>collingwood have LITERALLY not kicked a goal in OVER AN HOUR
kek, cuckley will NEVER EVER
more photos of eddie please
Get a load of these redditors defending their reddit weather football
NEED some buckscam screens laddies
COPE
O
P
E
>tv show celebrating being a stripper on primetime for children to watch
we live in a society
ok now rate GWS chances against tigers
There needs to be 2 smaller screens both focused on Eddie and Buckley. I want to watch their tears
New thread?
Coomback is on
colliwobbles forever
>Don’t choke Colliwobbles 4 life
Kek
>DONT CHOKE _Colliwobbles_ #F O R E V E R
kek
KEK
My gf won't fuck me because she'd on her reds and she also still has Bali Belly diarrhoea
/afl/ on ELITE community watch
lads
LADS
mihocek JUST got a touch
OH SHIT
pls no
The Pies are on fire
pies fire
And it begins
Nah, /nrl/ would be on suicide watch.
Shan't be getting my hopes up
HERE COMES THE SCRIPT
The pies are on fire!
MIGRATE
HAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED
oh no lads did we speak too soon
brody mihocket got two kicks brody mihockeh is on fire
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING TOUCHED
RIGGED.
RIGGED.
RIGGED.
>fARC
Guys what about this haha
Australian Fartball
NO NO NO NO NO
RIGGBALL
nah theyve fucked up not going to get it
fucking Mayne the shit cunt kicked it too softly
as a pies supporter still bitterly disappointed but ive got a huge man crush on jack crisp, i'd suck him off any time
the other son didnt go?