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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAKER IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST QB OF THE 2018 DRAFT

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>white QBs

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Imagine being this mindrotted by jewish propaganda

No one gives a fuck about the Vikings faggot. FAVRE put your sorry asses on the map.

thats kinda autistic m8

>6 superbowl wins
So c-cucked r-right guys?!?

Imagine getting booty blasted by a basic shitpost

i REALLY want to have sex with lindsay rhodes

>his team's owned by jews
absolutely cucked

...wait...the Vikings have won?

>Next week, reports come out that teams are interested in brown, but waiting for NFL decision.
>NFL says they take the matter seriously but will not be taking any action at this time
>AB signs with the browns is suited and and playing that weekend.
>reddit cucks and trannies seeth for the rest of the year

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Maximum seething has already commenced

The Vikings have won many games in the regular and post season.

For me, it's Paige Spiranic

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>Yeah they signed him
>Nope, they dont have a clue about the rapes haha
>Thanks Mike, the plans working perfectly.
>In two weeks the "package" will have that locker room in flames
>Thats right, by whatever means necessary. See you then.

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You'd have sex with a couch if the cushions were soft enough.

>he thinks the pats locker room is anything but the best in the league
Lmao welcome to football newfag

Oh shit you got me.

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your mom's cushions were pretty soft EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY

>People thinking Patriots aren't still favorites without Brown
>Now they're going to pull the whole underdog stick again and enter post-season form
Great job twitter

Sorry about your 84 million dollar loss :(

>memefield continues to get exposed and the browns remain the browns
kino

GO GORE GO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOHOO THERE CAN'T BE CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS

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After adjusting Patrick Mahomes' Stats removing outliers to project the future, he heavily regresses to around the level of Dak In the last two seasons, Mahomes has a TD% of 8.68%. However, the league average last year was 4.8%. If you adjust his TD% to 5%, still above LA, he goes from throwing 57 TDs in his last 18 games to only 32.85. I'll be generous and give him 33.

Now, let's adjust his passer rating. It goes from 116.5 to only 104.3 by just adjusting his TD% to normally above average. Later on, I will adjust it further to take yards into account.Next, we have to account for him passing more than league average. He has 657 pass attempts over 18 games. The LA is 35.5/game, which equates 639, around a 2.7% reduction. Mahomes also has a flukey 9.01 Y/A, which can be adjusted to 8 (still above LA) based on the league average of 7.5.

So we can estimate that over a 16 game season, his adjusted yardage is (6397.5)/1816 = 4544 yards.
Now I will adjust his passer rating again based on these 16 games

>4544 yards
>639 attempts
>426 completions (also adjusted)

After this, his passer rating bottoms out at 96.66 which lands him squarely between Dak Prescott and Ben Roethlisberger last year.

His final 16 game adjusted stats:

>4544 yards / 639 att / 426 CMP / 66.7% CMP (same) / 33 TD / 12 INT (same) / 8 Y/A / 96.7 RATE

>WHAT DOES THIS TELL US?
It tells us that Mahomes' perceived success in the league is largely inflated by unsustainable, wildly outlier stats in his 18 games as perceived elite talent. When you adjust for the future by bringing down his outlier stats, he regresses heavily to a slightly above average QB of 2018 Dak tierdom.

the pats lost their best WR after week 2 and they still make the superbowl. imagine the storyline.

Mad and seething
Brush your teeth and get a clue tubby lol!

You can take the coon out of liberty city
But you can't make a lowland gorilla walk upright for more than a few steps

Loudmouth niggers getting BTFO
>Granmama dey free me!
Hope that chimp gets locked up for real.

The Pats have had murderers in their locker room, they don't give a shit. They're all interchangeable mechanical pieces lacking any personality or individual ambition besides Brady, which is why AB didn't fit.

>he thinks the patriots locker room is made out of paper mache
LMAO

>it takes for every white QB to be a) injured, b) retired, and/or c) old for black QBs to finally be relevant
>Tom Brady will still win the owl this year
congratulations I guess

wtf bros. how did we let the thots win? the future really is female isn't it...?

Seethe

Which game will be the biggest upset?

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAKER IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST QB OF THE 2018 DRAFT
*ahem* that would be pic related sweetie.

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No, AB didn't fit because the Patriots didn't want to be assoiciated with him any more since he actually fucked up when he was signed with them.

That's retarded.

fuck you spic

Pure distilled Gaytriot cope

>mahomes wouldn't be good if he was worse

All of those words just to say what we already know: Mutthomes is overrated

>mfw this is all 21D chess to clear up cap space to be able to trade and sign Jalen Ramsey

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Raiders>Vikings imo

>If you just dont count parts of his stats he's bad!

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Colts will probably beat the Falcons but that isn't really an upset

Based on your pic it's either going to be the Giants or Baltimore.

>so desperate to seethe against Pats fans he doesn't recognize someone criticizing them
Reverse cope

>flaming lockerroom wins the owl
>raiders finish 4th in division

steelers over 49ers
giants over buccs
falcons over colts

chiefs/ravens

Chiefs are injured pretty bad and baltimore wants revenge form last year.

Lol take a shower pls

>b-b-but spee and /nfl/ told me brown was playing 4d chess and was just pretending to be retarded so he could play with the tommy
Will these retards ever, everlbe right about anything

>you know remember based Najeh "The Dump Truck" Davenport

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he's better than your shit qb

Wrong

You sure are :( sowwy

GO GORE GO

Giants have no defense. Not even Jameis can get picked off by the Giant's shit D

yeah, im thinking this is BASED

>belichick supports Trump and eats Chick-fil-a
unequivocally based, trannies BTFO

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Its a upset pick, vikes are favored as they should be, but their offense is so horrible that the raiders have a small chance at a meme win

He isn't better than Luck in his prime, but yea he's better than Brisket. Not a big achievement.

is this maximum cope?

Do not underestimate his power. Winston is a turnover god.

It feels like having AB go from city to city will only make it easier for him to be a serial rapist.

Too bad the Vikings defense will blow out their shit offense

He just wants to chat up the chic-fil-a qts

Is the NFL rigged?

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more like cereal rapist amirite

Get rid of one uppity nignog for another uppity nignog. Sure man.

you're here, on /nfl/, with the same gimmicks/phrases/le epic memes/talking points you spam every day, trying to one up the next poster (wow, very impressive) - ON A FUCKING FRIDAY NIGHT - when you could be out socialising with real people, shagging birds, doing drugs, having fun.

just let that sink in....

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>boasting that black QBs have only dominated the list because white QBs are fragile glass bitches

Oh no no no no

"no"

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THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

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on a fucking friday night in downtown boston at fenway park beer in other hand i can do whatever the fuck i want *dabs*

you're here too leaf

It's 4pm PST so us west coast chads are still shitposting from work.

>The Patriots are no longer favorite to win the Super Bowl

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>le Friday night
I have to get up at 5 in the morning tomorrow to go to work, dumb zoomer.

Well I'm at work... So...

In the flavor of your post though, why are YOU here with us?

No your team is just actually shit

>You can only reply to this post if your team is 2-0
not so fast:
Jests
Lolphins
Brownies
Bungals
Stoolers
Clots
Toxins
Faguars
Titoons
Gayders
Chorgers
Broncucks
Iggles
Gnats
Foreskins
Detoilet
Viqueens
Shitcago
Cuckaneers
Failcunts
Aints
Panturds
Retardinals

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>I'll just walk the earth. You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."

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Whelp, fun is officially off the menu

I think I'll pass on the rest of this season, 19-0 was the only thing worth watching for and it's not happening anymore.

Fuck the Patriots for this pussy ass move and fuck this cucked ass league for bending over backwards to the Twitter mobs

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TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG

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>because white QBs are fragile glass bitches

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Lmao

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>The Patriots are favorite to win the Super Bowl

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I wish I had the undeserved confidence of Lamar Jackson

Cam is a sensitive boy, do not bully him.

what the fuck did you say about my sundress cracka

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SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD GAY

But he did do that. His behavior stopped being completely retarded when he went to New England and he just became a standard Dark One. The chimpout in the Raiders was 100% intentional. The sexual assault shit was just standard nog problems.

I’m here because I’m 30 and since beyond the age of wanting to do stupid shit. What’s your excuse for wasting your youth on a Pomeranian carpet weaving board, zoomer?

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Get off my steamship!

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>raidniggers

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I'm not here stuck with y'all, y'all are stuck here with me!

STOP MAKING FUN OF US

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>Prior to entering the NFL, Davenport allegedly broke into the dorm room of a Barry University woman and defecated in a laundry basket on April 1, 2002. A woman sleeping in the room told police she was startled by a strange grunting sound and observed Davenport in a squatted position, evacuating his bowels and voiding into a laundry hamper in her closet.
Based

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There are a lot of things Lamar Jackson has that you wish you had.

>it's a Minneapolis miracle

That's called being a bum, AB.

>literal who
Seething

The 19-0 was already in motion before AB arrived. He was not the IT factor.

New England basically needs to win 3 games and the rest are whatever. @ Ravens, @ Eagles, vs Chiefs. vs Cowboys is heavily in their favor, and the rest of their schedule is lopsided as hell for them.

Patriots have a 12-4 floor and a 16-0 ceiling.

Propaganda?

The only people who literally think stuff like this are Yea Forums users.

To bad the raiders average defense will blow out the Vikings shit offense.

At least reached a Super Bowl before giving up. What’s Andrew Luck’s excuse?

>green gay fags post facebook memes

fucking nuke that shithole pls

Fuck, I laughed at a gay instagram joke

Doubt it

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a soft schedule
low expectations
progressive sports writers covering me

Cut my life into pieces,
I root for Baltimore,
Beating trash teams,
Feeling powerful,
Gonna get fucked by a team from Foxborough

The thing he did wrong was repeatedly engage his accuser. It made the story much bigger in the media. If he had kept his mouth shut he would have gotten a wrist slap from the NFL and the case would be settled out of court. AB does not care about playing football, he cares about his image and social media presence.

>facebook
Imagine being this retarded

>What’s Andrew Luck’s excuse?
Ryan Grigson

You seem to be seething. Cope.

I also had a 0.0 QB rating during the playoffs.

I’m having trouble coping with all the cope posting on here.

God, white people have no rhythm

>At least reached a Super Bowl
That's an odd way of saying "was carried to a Super Bowl"

>Facebook memes need to be posted on Facebook
You’re underage aren’t you?

>yfw your 80 trillion dollar meme man has only completed TWENTY TWO (22) passes all year

>bragging about having a shit schedule

Pats would be underdogs if they had to play @DAL or @KC.

>QBR
lmfao

I’m not a pass analysis scientist or nothing but that doesn’t seem like good value.

>Facebook memes need to be posted on Facebook

Yes you fucking retard

Rhythm in text. You're amazing.

Have sex

No, you retard.

>>bragging about having a shit schedule
Let's not act as if KC or Dallas has a harder schedule.

Raiders. Link's only strong as its weakest chain, and Cousins' chain is made of used toilet paper

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>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CUT AB LIKE THAT, HE IS A BASED NIGGER

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>Night
Okay, EST cuck.

based turkbro

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!!!! DUMB THOTS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DO NOT COUNT US OUT

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The QBR isn't great but you have to be pretty fucking awful to get a zero

Based fighting coach
You’re delusional and fat

jerry jones

Very astute observation from you.
Feel free to look at all his stats for the year. Keep in mind the Vikings paid 80 billion dollars for this man.

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>turknigger obsessed with the Pats.
I think some freedom needs to be delivered to his country.

Get a load of this autism. If you actually watch the games, Mahomes natural talent is grossly apparent.

Why does Tommy Ten Rings make teamlets SEETHE so hard?

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The best part about all this is if the Patriots win it all again this year AB still gets a ring.

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It wasn't even a 0, it was 9.5.
>inb4 you move the goalposts

freedom fries?

>Cam literally a 6'5" 250 rb who never gets RTP penalties
>Brady gets tackled wrong once and the league literally changes rules to protect his sub-par body

No he doesn’t. Are you stupid?

T*rks voluntarily voted away their own freedom a few years ago. Nothing can save them. They’re not called roaches because they’re smart

Their WR depth is actually poor now. Josh Gordon can relapse at any time, eldeman has a broken thumb, Harry is on IR, DT got traded to make room for AB

This season could have been a 19-0 victory lap for Brady to retire on. Now it'll probably be an uphill grind and a crash landing. I've seen enough seasons to know.

All time dumb shit unless AB was looking at a yearlong suspension

That's pretty good stats for playing playoff teams.

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That's a pretty brutal fact. Barry coming through with the relevant posts as usual.

He’s a Meme-man for a meme-coach on a memeteam. He’s slightly more athletic than Alex Smeth and is therefore slightly better in Andy Reid’s System. He’s Way more of a system QB than Brady

*dabs on faker gayfield and the rest of the 2018 qb draft class in your path*

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If AB plays next year, will he be eligible for Cumback player of the year?

He technically does. He was on the team for the year. Doesn't matter how long.

>playoff wins
>wins

Redskins checking in

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Go Gore Go!

>If you adjust the stats, Mahomes regresses to a QB that has so far been elite as fuck this season

This is surely the end of mutthomes, we finally found the tape guys.

Cringe and cuckpilled

>Pats would be underdogs if they had to play @DAL
No, I know how they calculate vegas odds, and it would still be in the Patriots favor by a small margin

>or @KC
Yes, they would be disadvantaged in this scenario. Just as KC is at a disadvantage in New England.

>bragging about having a shit schedule
Bro, everyone has a shit schedule this year. 2/3rds the league either has teams with dead quarterbacks or teams who purely suck shit. There are literally two actual super bowl contenders right now(Patriots, Chiefs) and two teams that can realistically threaten those top two(Ravens, Cowboys)

There's still 15 weeks left in the regular season. That's 15 more job opportunities.

>yeah he also send me all the pics with the Patriots playbook in them
Joe gruden playing 8d chess with Chinese checkers.

seething patsfags salty about 52 started it

PATS FAN HERE I WANT TO DIE *DABS* *JUMPS OFF CHAIR WITH NOOSE TIED*

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SJWS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!! NOOOOOOOOO

>Cringe and cuckpilled

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Toms stats are against the best teams in the league at the time though. kinda dumb

Yes, it does

“Depth” has no meaning in the Patriots receiving core. Tom Brady will our the ball where it needs be and as long as the receivers have eyes and hands they will catch the ball

who cares?

Kill yourself

Fucks your mom, sister, and girlfriend

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This will just free up more time for AB to harass his victims though.

he'd probably be more likely to fuck his own mom, sister, and girlfriend

No he doesn't retard. That's up to Kraft.

I imagine those "worst" playoff wins were mostly from the early 2000s as well. Fairly different league and team.

What kind of illegal drugs are cowcucks smoking down there in Texas to think the Cowboys are elite this year?

Pats will re-sign AB after the suspension is announced, don't kid yourself

Eat my ass.

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>when I only put Brady up against the most brutal defenses in the league, his stats don't look that good
Wow, stellar observation there, Barry. This nigga literally posts "If you take away Mahomes' TDs" tier horse shit lol

As he should. He contributed

>CHEATRIOTS

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We get Cameron Meredith back after Week 5 I think and Nkeal back around Week 8-10.

he's got a point though
half of you "patriot fans" are really just tom brady fans. It's why any negative mention of him irks you so much

>soiposts
Dilate

Do you think Barry browses Yea Forums?

The cowboys aren't elite, but the rest of the NFC is dogshit

Holy shit, his plan now is so obvious
>AB joins every single team in the league
>no matter who wins, he still gets a ring
It's genius.

in case you forgot guys

BELIEVE WAMEN

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sneed

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What did he mean by this

The team decides if he gets a ring or not. Doubt they're the type to just hand one over.

Raiders

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I wouldn’t even pay 80 million for that kind of production

Tom Brady is the Patriots.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS A LIE!!! UGH WOMEN NOOOOOOOOO

As per his contract, Antonio Brown still gets to live in Tom Brady's house and fuck his wife

gross

Hes alpha

looks like dorsett's back on the menu, boys

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>cucktriots

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and you're a bandwagon dope for idolizing an above average system quarterback

At times like this I am happy of just how expediant the patriots are with discipline. The patriots only lost 150k in this failed venture.

Where's the lie? I've been a fan of the Vikings for a long time, I have to call it as I see it. They had meticulously crafted a top 5 team over the course of Zimmer's tenure, only to shit every single bit of it away with a contract guaranteed to fuck over the Vikings financially and waste their prime years on a mediocre man who counts down his life with rocks. Rocks, in a clear plastic tube.

Everyone knows that the only position that ever matters in this league is the QB. You can't buy a QB either, your only hope is to pick the right one in a draft so you can afford them long enough to make them a household name. They fucked it all up, and it'll be another decade of rebuilding before the Vikings get another shot

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Fair observation
They would still have their Ass cheeks spread apart and be split in half by NE, KC, Baltimore.
Now that I think about it, this year is terrible for parity. There are only 3-4 teams who could conceivably make it to the Owl

Cowherd also had a point when he said you could take half of Brady's career away and he'd still be in contention for the GOAT

Youll never get the money, lying whores

Is Gardener Minshew the biggest LAD in the NFL today?

Only good can come from him succeeding.

As a Pats fan I am legitimately seething right now

I don't even give a fuck about winning anymore. We've won enough. I just want to make people suffer. Other teams, other cities, the media, the women, the ordinary American

Fuck the Patriots for canceling my fun

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>sign AB
>learn about sex scandals
>cut AB
>resign him at half price in Week 4

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Only fags don't want to fuck their sisters

>controversial sporting opinions

I'll start, Texas Red would win that duel 99 times out of 100 against the Arizona Ranger.

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>Brady gets tackled wrong once and the league literally changes rules to protect his sub-par body
*Carson Palmer.

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Have sex

>he's got a point though
No, he doesn't. I know this might surprise you, but if you play 40 playoff games, all against the best defenses in the NFL and often against the Broncos and Ravens for half of your career, you're going to have some stinkers in there.

More and more I'm starting to resent statistics in the NFL. People seem to only ever use them to make some disingenuous point and it's like these people don't even watch or understand the NFL, they just want to say "NUMBER LOW, PLAYER BAD! NUMBER BIG! PLAYER GOOD!"

>t. complete brainlet
Truth and justice ALWAYS wins

How many times a day do you jerk off to BLACKED?

>Elite QB
>elite RB
>solid defense
>solid kicker
>steamrolling teams so far

Ya, we're elite

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No? You dont like only 22 completions with 2 interceptions and 2 fumbles?
You dont like a 50% chance of a completion on passes that average 8 yards an attempt?
Why not?! You must be seething at the vikings!

kek

Only works that way if you take way the first half. He’d be seen as Troy Aikman tier (whom nobody argues is GOAT) if you took away the latter half of his career.

We are Yea Forums. We are Anonymous. We are Legion.

When he's been the face of the franchise for 20 years that makes sense. Think you can insult Big Papi in front of a Six fan?

if by browse you mean steal our jokes and memes, yes

>Ezekiel “One Season Wonder” Elliott
>Elite

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I imagine with such a high salary he must win many games against good competition.

bend over

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>all these cheatcuck tears

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Miami has made all of the right moves this season. They team needed a complete rebuild if they want to get out of the mediocrity zone

Fucking TB's wife was the only guaranteed part of the contract though

>josh gordon is back to being THE guy

>guy who struggles with drugs comes out of rehab, finally plays a full season, and wins the super bowl

what a story, mark

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Why does Jalen Ramsey want a trade?

He was in the discussion before the Seahawks owl, zoomer

>above average system quarterback
Prove it.

Why can't Boston's plastic fanbase handle the banter bros?

Was wondering this myself. Also wondering if he's changed his mind at all after seeing the promise in Minshew.

>if you took away the latter half of his career.
People were literally comparing him to Joe Montana after he went 3 for 3.

There’s literally no point in spending the apex of your career on a shit franchise when your career could end any day.

>struggles with drugs
He smokes doobies
He doesn’t have a drug problem
He has a discipline problem

His second half has been better but his first half is still in the GOAT conversation.

Boston is full of beta sjw soi bois

you aren't talking to New England fans you're talking to bandwagoners

>boston fans

They are souless and dishonest.

he's a dumb nigga who literally think he has the right to shout at his coach

he knows he fucked up, there's no other option for him but to act tough and demand a trade

I haven't seen a single actual upset Patriots fan, just a lot of shitposting attempts getting ignored. AB was dessert, and we only had him for a week, so it's kinda hard to care about him being cut. At least for me.

They obviously got sick of his prima donna shit in Jacksonville. You saw him throw a tantrum and yell at marrone on the sideline right?

He led the league in rushing for two years and would have for a third if he didn't get a bullshit 6 game suspension

Only because of his 18-1 season. Brady was a glorified game manager before that season similar to the likes of Aikman and Bradshaw.

Imagine convincing yourself that Carson Palmer at the peak of his career was as big of a money draw as Tom Brady in 2008. That's fucking sad.

Matt Cassel 2008 | 11-5
Tom Brady 2009 | 10-6

Aaron Rodgers actually. He got dunked on by the vicucks and his tackler leaned on him when going down and complained about not getting roughing the passer penalty (sorry it was A CLEAN HIT gaygers). The crybaby even asked for an appology from his assailiant for injuring him with a "dirty hit". Shortly after the league made this dumbfuck rule.

Imagine that most Patriots fans in Massachusetts voted for Elizabeth Warren.

>his QB isn't elite

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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ITS HAPPENING
BREAKING
PATRIOTS TRADE 2020 1st and 2nd ROUND PICKS TO JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS FOR CB JALEN RAMSEY

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They're offering to extend him with a bigger contract.

So Dak Prescott is the first Cowboys QB to start 48 regular season games in their first 3 years? Hmmm, didn’t know that.

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It was actually because of Peyton Manning because he's a little bitch.

Not so fast, you have to pay him just 80 million more for him to start trying and finally show you what he is truly capable of.
You like that?

Cope

>actually trying to make this argument
Top kek. Try actually analyzing the 2007-2009 personnel and circumstances you utter retard. This exact argument is why the Patriots were able to peddle a shit QB like Cassel.

kek the past 3 generals have been nothing but seething damage control and redirection

Are you fucking serious?

>the 2000's Colts
>the 2000's Chargers
>the 2000's Jets
>the 2011 Giants
>the most brutal defenses in the league
newfag zoomer detected

>If Mahomes wasn't as good he wouldn't be as good
Big Brain Post

stfu dumbass

TYBC

You weren't watching the NFL or listening to anything people said after the 3rd, were you?

it wasnt just weed from what i've heard

>Missed playoffs
>made playoffs, coming off an ACL and MCL tear
Wow, you got me.

no retard

>he thinks it was just weed
he's gone on the record of being an alcoholic and doing coke + smoking crack

He has legit drug problems, not just a dude weed lmao guy

>voting demographics and NFL demographics are identical bro
Always funny to see people who haven't stepped foot in this state for a single minute pontificate about what it's like here.

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I can’t believe we aren’t like the countries that punish women for being raped. As a proud resident of Minnesota I’m glad we’re importing this enlightened people into the state.

During the first 3 I should have said.

Cowboys are going to the Owl. There’s literally nothing stopping them.

>able to go 11-5 with a shit QB
put any good starter in his shoes and he'd do everything Brady's did

Imagine not leading your division. How embarrassing

>pontificate
BC?

Massachusettes is basically the Russia of America F.A.M, never stepping foot in your dreary ass commonwealth.

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I bet you think everyone in Washington is a purple haired basket case or a tranny.

>Antonio Brown's last NFL touchdown came from the GOAT

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Don't kid yourself. Being overwhelming liberal is Massachusetts' only redeeming quality. Conservatives are dumb as shit, especially the ones who are sports fans.

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The only people who would argue Brady was GOAT if you took away the latter half of his career are the same kind of retards that everyone laughs at who try to argue Kobe is GOAT.

Kobe was carried by Shaq to his first 3 rings and Brady was carried by Belichick and Vinatieri. Brady isn’t in the GOAT conversation at the end of his career if you take away his last 3 owls.

Try quoting me just 5. I legit haven't seen it. All I've seen is "Meh, disappointing," as the general consensus.

They went 3-1 with two other shit QBs when their starting shit QB was suspended for cheating

AB BTFO
FUCK AB
GO RAIDERS

WELL THAT DIDNT AGE WELL

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>Gordon, who last played in the NFL during the 2014 season, commented on his drug use in a documentary filmed last month and was posted on Uninterrupted.com.

>"I’ve used alcohol on many, many occasions, Xanax on many occasions, cocaine several occasions, marijuana most of my life, codeine, cough syrup, methazine is very prevalent where I’m from,” Gordon says. “It’s what I grew up using.”

>He said his initial usage stemmed from social awkwardness, anxiety, feelings of inadequacy, and “adolescent trauma-based fear.” According to Gordon, the drugs helped “numb those nerves so [he could] just function every day.” When he was in seventh grade, Gordon said he took a “whole bar” of Xanax and ended up “nodding off” and “drooling” in class. He said his peers started laughing at him.

>“The teacher’s back was turned, and I just kinda raised my hand and asked to go to the restroom real quick,” Gordon told Skipper. “That was my first experience of a high. In 7th grade. And it was to that extent. So I was definitely out of control.”

>He said he smoked marijuana every day and drank vodka from Minute Maid bottles during class. He said he also started drinking codeine syrup mixed with soda his junior year and experimented with Xanax, hydrocodone, and oxycodone at nearly every opportunity. Before football games, Gordon said he would chug Mad Dog 20-20, flavored fortified wine, to gauge whether he could play drunk.

>Gordon told GQ his usage “became the norm” in high school and said it was “on an accelerated pace” by the time he turned 20 years old.

Kill yourself moron
Jalen is gonna stay

And he gave up millions of dollars for the honor of catching a Brady duck

>thinking his shitty ass state is any better

>Sanchez led Jets
>bad defense
Zoomer detected alright, but you were detecting yourself. You're also fucking illiterate because I didn't say Brady has only played top end defenses, but teams in the playoffs tend to have a higher level of defense than the regular season, and some teams like the Ravens and Broncos which he faced regularly are literally notoriously defensively strong teams.

Holy shit guys, I was at porn convention this weekend and you'll never guess who I ran into at the BLACKED RAW booth... Carson mother fucking Wentz. I can't believe that my favorite player loves BLACKED just as much as I do. I always knew there was something special about him when he prepped the team and then watched gracefully from the sidelines as Nick Foles won the Superbowl team. Seeing him there made me love him and the eagles 100x more. Let's go Eagles baby!

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>h-heh we never wanted him on the team anyway

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I’m saying Carson Palmer suffering an injury in the 2006 playoffs is what caused the rule change.

Yeah, Rodgers also got the rules changed as well.

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>was carried by Belichick
>was

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Thanks Tom

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How the hell can I make my teammates better by practicing?

No?

What's his point? The fact he even has a season's worth of "bad playoff wins" is impressive in itself. Since we're making stupid points like the twitter guy pretending it's a season, you could also say it's equivalent to going 16-0 in a season against only playoff teams.

Damage is done. Bet on the Jets.

Vikings

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It is.

This is an accurate picture of Tom Brady when he won his first 3 rings. What a GOAT.

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>the Ravens and Broncos which he faced regularly are literally notoriously defensively strong teams.
The Broncos had good defense for like two years. The Ravens for one. The AFC was an offense-heavy conference during the 00's (because of Peyton). Tom "system babby" Brady was carried to his first 3 superbowls, and his last three have come at the benefit of Manning being retired.

Slightly above average QB. Not in the same league as Manning or Rodgers, who carried shit teams to Superbowls.

>Carried by a kicker
lol

What is his endgame?

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>Bet on the Jets

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Ummmmmmm...I'm thinking I found my new QB

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Goof is underrated desu.

Would you date some one who was a fan of your rival?

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Cope and seethe

>cant even behave in new england
yeah im thinking hes done

The whole northeast is a train wreck. Get over yourselves

third most important position on the field behind head coach and quarterback

I'd totally date the chick who gave Darnold mono.

This. This so hard

>Damage is done
>Brown only played half of a pre-season game for them

>Murderland
>Not a shithole
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Maryland

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zoomer spotted

HE HAS NONE HAHAHAHAHA, FUCKING PAYBACK FOR FUCKING WITH THE RAIDERS, SHOULDA JUST PLAYED WITH US AND RODE IT OUT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's wrong with fucking your mom and sisters? Seriously, I admit that it's weird if it's romantic, but if it's just physical who cares? What's wrong with making your loved ones feel good? Sex is like a massage, physical pleasure. Is it wrong to give your mom or a sister a massage? Fuck off faggot, there's nothing wrong with incest.

Just gonna laugh at your shitty opinions at this point.

I'm a boomer. I do drugs in the peace of my home on Friday night

You're right about giving up millions, but there's no way that's a duck of a pass.

>implying bill belichick ever told brady his reads and what to do

based. Liberalism is a disease.

No. If you’re a big fan of sports then you take the rivalry serious. It might be retarded but that’s the way it is

>Luck in his "prime"
I'd say he's better than a QB who's currently sitting at home.

>says the person living in Maryland
LMAO

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How many white girls has Dalvin Cook fucked?

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>luck
>prime
Lol. Clots fans are still holding on to three games in 2012

he's chaotic neutral. You could argue chaotic evil if he actually got away with it and didn't shoot himself in the foot. There's no reason to be had.

I watched them beat the Rams (the first time), Panthers, eagles, etc.

imagine being a total clown in a desperate bid to win a ring only to never again play a snap of football in the NFL

every team does sensitive vicuck

Yep kickers should be top 5 draft picks fuck defense who needs it when you can kick field goals and XPs.

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on a scale from 1-10 how much of a trap game is Packers-Broncos? Will Flacco find some of his old magic or will the Packers defense continue to defy logic and be good?

Jones will be top 5 after sunday.

When Mahomes beats a defense like the 2014 Broncos in the playoffs on their own turf, then we will talk. Until then, Mahomes has had one really good year and one slightly impressive playoff performance against a mediocre defense

Who said I’m a vicuck you salty green gay nigger?

lol who the fuck is he going to throw the ball to?

>w-we could fix AB bro

Fo me it's Madelyn Burke

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the other team

feet too big

What a load of crap

Depends, does said person have tanks like that chick? Besides, I don't necessarily HATE anyone else in the division. Just immensely dislike them.

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Boomer time is officially over. Now the zoomers reign supreme

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Bears NEED Brown

AB TO THE CHARGERS???
MAKE IT HAPPEN

Bears need a better QB

Matt cassel was actually good retard.

>tiny sample size
>uncontrolled variables
nice graph tho

Im taking the Giants. Tampon Bay is like 1-13 against rookie qbs

>2 TDs 2 INTs against Denver
>Loses 45-7 his next game
Wow truly a legend

wrong

Mahomes is white isn't he?

What shameless team will sign this scumbag in a week?

is this ironic cope posting?

Ugly feet. Would not bang.

gotta a lot of time for it on the injured reserve every year

okay I'm fine with this

>past performance is indicative of future results

Retard

so what did he actually did to the painter? None of the stories I've read give anything awat. I smell bs.

What the fuck is wrong with turkroaches. Cucks and foot fetishists.
We could retake constantinople with 500 thots in leather, armed with whips and cock cages.

They need someone to throw the football first

The Ravens will sign AB

Bruh he looked like a total high school qb in the fudgepacker game you dolt. The packers went 3 full quarters without a single point on the board and the big loser still fucking lost. There were SEVERAL missed opportunities he could have used to get at least a couple touchdowns.

are you forgetting the 2015 afc cg where tom brady almost beat one of the greatest defenses of all time with no gronk or edelman?

>has one good year
>loses to Brady
wow truly a legend. Name one good team that Mutthomes has beat. Keep in mind that Luck beat the Broncos 3/4 times they played. Luck played in the AFC when it was actually good and made multiple deep playoff runs.

The Vikings will sign AB

Why the fuck did the Bears draft Mitcher Bisky #2 overall?

When a team has been dogshit for 20 straight years it's a pretty safe bet they don't turn it around in Jameis' 5th season

The Jags are going to trade Jalen Ramsey to the Dolphins just out of spite.

They have the superior Brown already.

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Could you be any more obsessed? LMAO

I don't think he'd be willing to play in the dilapidated soccer pitch that is the chargers' "stadium"

>we

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and blessed with a wonderlic score of 2.

Why would they trade away Minkah for Ramsey

>superior
>implying that he hasn't been doing the same shit

Duh cringe? Duh bringe?

Shit the tampbay cuckaneers is a team? They were so insignificant that I totally forgot about them

>new three deep with Diggs, Thielen, Brown
>cousins fumbles it all away
I highly doubt that Zimmer and Spielman would even try to go for Brown though

they have multiple first round draft picks I think, they don't have to trade anyone.

>watch green gay game during commercial breaks
>man this kirk cousins guy sucks
>get called obsessed
Vicucks are unreal, they cry endlessly for you pay attention to them but then sperg out when you actually do.

I meant humans.

rent free

Do you have proof or are you just shit posting?

>REEEEEE YOU CAN'T SIGN AB
>REEEEEE YOU HAVE TO CUT HIM
>REEEEEE YOU SHOULD HAVE CUT HIM SOONER

Bomb this faggot city to rubble already for fucks sake

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Actually sad Pats cut AB :((

>Ravens only had one good year of defense

LMAO

Ravens Defense

2001: 4th
2002: 19th
2003: 6th
2004: 6th
2005: 10th
2006: 1st
2007: 22nd
2008: 3rd
2009: 3rd
2010: 3rd
2011: 3rd
2012: 13th
2013: 12th
2014: 6th
2015: 24th
2016: 9th
2017: 6th
2018: 2nd

What kind of fucking literal retards are even posting on this board? The Ravens have only been in double digit placings for defense 6 times since 2000.

>The Ravens had one good year of defense
LMFAO

They've already gone full tank and are going to be rebuilding for the next couple of years; trading away their draft capital at this point is retarded

The Pats will (re-)sign AB

Seethe
You too

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Not sure what your proving Brady was always shit against the ravens

>patriots get no points for relasing ab
True but they'll get plenty of points while curbstomping about a 3rd of the league on their way to yet another brady bowl.

He was a witness to one of the AB sexual assaults. He already hangs around with the same crowd.

>Luck has never thrown for 5,000 yards
>Luck has never thrown 50 TDs
Maybe one day Luck will reach those numbers

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>official placings always count
Not him, but the only thing that really matters is points allowed per game.

>potatonigger can't read
lmao jesus christ you guys, what is the actual average IQ on this board? 80?

just ignore them, shitposting is the only thing they have since they don't have any hope to even make the playoffs the next 2 years.

Me too brother

Fun is canceled for the year

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>reading the globe
>reading SHANK of all people
Shiggy fucking diggy

Those are all PPG rankings you dumbass. God damn, it's like half this board has never watched a single game of football past this current year.

test

>Patriots keep signing and cutting AB and make him play for free the entire season

Seethe

>big fan of a literal retard

That is also affected by the quality of your opponents. All stats are useless, the only thing that matters is film.

I can though

Then you must be stupid if you can't understand something that basic. Try re-reading the conversation, champ. See if you can puzzle it out.

Based

Yeah j read it, you're trying to act like brady played great against the ravens when he didnt

Matched with this trap on Grindr. Should I meet up with her?

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And does your film analysis tell you the Ravens only ever had one good defense? LMFAO. This fucking general. I would swear half of you literally don't even watch football.

>her

This post makes it obvious that you didn't read anything. I'm not going to spoonfeed you. Go back and actually read that conversation and stop being an idiot you illiterate moron. Feel free to quote where I said Brady played great against the Ravens.

>her

I didn't say you said it moron

Is the globe still mad The Pats are Trump supporters?
Get over it.

Sure, if he's cool take him with you to see dem boyz kick the shit out of the dolphins

>her

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I refuse to believe actual vikings fans would defend such a terrible quarterback just because he plays for their team.
they're either larping trolls or this is a weird case of Stockholm syndrome mixed with cognitive dissonance

If you cant tell that his face, chest and hips are Photoshoped you deserve to get pinned down and cornholed by that dude

Honestly I think he was overrated last season but perfectly rated this year.

I wasn't talking about the ravens. I was just interjecting that ratings and stats are nerd shit that doesn't belong in football.

Quit being gay

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>Pats fans now know the pain the chiefs went through with Hunt
feels good

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There's so much enhancement going on in this photo that it looks like a painting.

I didn't "act" like it either you dumb fuck. Nowhere did I state or imply Brady played great against the Ravens. Not once. Go ahead and try to find it. Learn to fucking read you dumb fuck. I stated it's understandable that Brady had bad games because he often played notoriously amazing defenses. There, you're all spoonfed. Now fuck off you actual retard.

>ESPN Boston reports Antonio Brown is unlikely to get any of his $9 million signing bonus from the Patriots.

>The Patriots plan to use the "representation warranty clause" to void Brown's signing bonus. Brown didn't disclose he was dealing with an off-field situation before signing with New England

LMAO this nigga is going to come out bankrupt and land in jail by the end of the week.

That sounds pretty hot

Is Old Gay employed? I'm literally on here all day and he is too, but I'm also a NEET. Is he a fraud?

It’s gotta be Stockholm syndrome at this point.

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It's all a ploy to get the cap space to sign Ramsey.

Imagine being gas lighted this bad and thinking you are a knowledgeable human being.

playsmartplaysafe.com/newsroom/videos/nfl-health-safety-related-rules-changes-since-2002/

Scroll down to 2009 for rules changes. Which came after which hit?

si.com/nfl/2016/10/06/tom-brady-tears-acl-mcl-2008-season

>those fucking filters

be gone degenerate

He repairs air conditioners

You misspelled Rudolph.

Lol Rosenhaus gotta be seething at this point

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Pls no

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Go
Gore
Go

Nah, I think he understands. Him and BB are still best buds, so its not like he's going to try and fight it either.

they could have just not signed AB in the first place

Thats a very limited view of what steamfitters do

Tom Brady threw a TD to receiver #72, though. AB is on his list forever.

The Pats are the gold standard and the litmus test by which the rest of the league measures themselves. If the Pats don't want him, nobody will. A team will sign Ray Carruth before AB.

Based

Boston deserved the bombings

NEW

i’m a wageslave and low test so i have no energy to leave the house after work during the week and i work saturdays too so that leaves me with sundays to muster up the strength to leave the house but i watch football on sundays and don’t want to go out

Makes sense, he has the IQ of an HVAC tech for sure

quit making them 30 posts early you fucking sperg

I was watching one of their preseason games, the commentators were doing this weird cheerful boasting thing and kept talking about how they "have the best preseason qb in the league." They were excited and bragging about the pre season.

In vicucks eyes Kirk Cousin is a great qb, if that gets challenged you get the "it's a team sport" argument(even though one bad player can ruin a good team), if that gets challenged they default to, "we have the best defense in the league" argument(even though they can't consistently score on offense or even special teams).

I took quite a few psych classes at university and I find vikings fans to be the most interesting fans here.

Dude, we had a Manning and Luck. Enjoy your mutt.

GO GORE GO!

Why is some Steelers retard repeatedly making early generals, and why are we posting in them?

its happened many times before, and it'll happen again

I mean Rosenhaus is probably fucking mad at AB. Two teams in a row where he ends up being paid $0.

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The difference is that was Mahomes' first season, Meanwhile Andrew luck's greatest accomplishment was getting an AFCCG participant banner hung at Lucas Oil

Man, too bad they combined for a single ring in Indy, which Mahomes is going to eclipse in 3 years.

>carson’s hit was legal

GO GORE GO

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It's a seething Pats cuck, retard

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY COMMISSIOOOOOON
BROWN YOU FUCKING NIGGER COULDN'T YOU STOP RAPING AND FARTING FOR ONE MONTH

Mahomes is going to look amazing in a Patriots jersey
You heard it here first

That faggot Rosenhaus is on the phone with Vince McMahon as we speak. He's the only call back he got.

Only to haters at that point

I want him on the Bills for reason

absolutely seething

Nope. Most Patriots fans voted for Scott Walker

Lol why would anyone be upset with the buccs besides their fans?

your mad

McMahon like “no, u fag. lol” and then hangs up

RIP

HOES MAD

>scott walker
>governor of Wisconsin

You know what I meant: Scott Brown

GO GORE GO

REPOSTAN

Our WR's suck balls and you fucking know it, stop pretending Dorsett is suddenly the second coming of Brandin Cooks or that Jakobi "Literal-Who" Meyers is anything beyond a fringe 5th WR option. Also, Harry's a fucking bust, this is what we get for drafting a weak-willed nigger in the 1st round.

So let's see, aside from that, we're left with Edelman who's now what, 33? He already got banged up in preseason, we're suddenly supposed to believe he's gonna get better and not worse? And then we've got Flash Gordon, who will be gone in a fucking flash when he rips a crack pipe or some shit after a game next month. He won't finish the season and you know it.

Sony Michel is having a sophomore slump and honestly was never good without Develin in front of him anyways, wasted 1st round pick on a guy we could've gotten in the 2nd or 3rd. Rex Burkhead is shit, James White is based but people will actually cover him now, and Damien who? Oh, we don't have any TE's like at all and our O-line is made of fucking Elmer's glue and masking tape.

Literally the only hope this team has aside from Brady, who's apparently also dinged up with some calf injury shit, is the defense playing lights out for the rest of the season while staying healthy; HIGHLY FUCKING UNLIKELY

Hate to say it but our team is fucking screwed.

Let's see the Mutt actually hold up against a top 15 defense first. Also, might wanna tell the fucker to learn how to protect himself on the field or his FUTURE FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAME career is gonna be a short one.

>NFL world stared at a loaded patriots team thanks to sniping AB from a rival.
>lasts for less than 2 weeks before the PATRIOTS THEMSELVES cut ties
with him
The Football gods or perhaps the Goodel wheel of discipline is much more kinder to its audience than the fucking NBA gods and Nate “we need Lebron and GS round 69 Silvers

As a Pats fan, I'm pissed. The moralfags fucking won and it's annoying. Having to listen to asspained normie fans talking about how much they hated the signing and didn't wanna root for him, etc.

Like when the fuck have we ever given a shit about the content of the character of the players on our handegg teams? These fucking liberal pussies, I swear.

That fucking Jew fuck Kraft is behind this, no way he isn't. Bill and Brady were both in on the signing and seemed content with riding it out to the end, Kraft's the one who put the nail in the coffin here, be it for the publicity or to save his Jew gold, probably both.

Michael Silver is a massive faggot cuck. Only he would somehow shoehorn Kaepernick into the conversation with absolutely no relevance at all. HURRRR DURRRR THEY GAVE AB A CHANCE BUT NOBODY GAVE COLIN A CHANCE OR AN OFFER

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY NIGGER FRIEND, MIKE! HE FUCKING SUCKS ASS! IF HE REALLY WANTED TO PLAY, HE'D FUCK OFF TO THE CFL AND ACTUALLY PLAY INSTEAD OF SITTING ON HIS ASS! MAYBE THEN A TEAM OR TWO WOULD TAKE A LOOK AND SEE IF SOMETHING'S THERE YA FUCKING RETARD!

All the nigger had to do was shut the fuck up and play football.