/nfl/ General - Stoolers Edition

FA: NE cuts Antonio Brown amid escalating reports
NE: Tom Brady (calf) good to go for Sunday
HOU: Tunsil (ankle) questionable; expected to play
IND: T.Y. Hilton (quad) questionable for Week 3
KC: Chiefs 'likely to be cautious' with Shady
IND: Marlon Mack (calf) questionable for Week 3
OAK: Josh Jacobs (hip, illness) will play Sunday
OAK: Tyrell Williams (hip) good to go for Sunday
BAL: Andrews (foot) questionable; expected to play
LAC: Keenan Allen (knee) good to go for Sunday

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Pats should have traded brown to jax for jalen ramsey and a draft pick if they were smart.

Yeah and if your dad was smart he wouldve worn a condom but hindsight is 20/20

LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>CHEATRIOTS

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It's over lamar
You've had your fun

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Serious question: Did Brown have any effect on the Pats winning the owl whatsoever?

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Mahomes is better than Lamar but I still don't trust the Chiefs'defense. Should be a close game

What's going to be Brown's cap hit on the Patriots? He didn't even last long enough to get his 10 million so should be just the 5 million signing bonus?

Anime tiddies

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Be quiet meth head, we're talking about the Patriots now.

>gain and lose generational talent at WR in one week
>still going to win the super bowl regardless

lmao

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fuck thots

Antonio literally dindu nuffin. You guys are cheering a dumb thot torpedoing this man's career for money.

Why is AB such a headcase? Is this trolling really just some hyper-cerebral bait for the XFL? Did anyone explain to him he shouldn't get ahead of himself in these situations?

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>owl
No, we have N'keal Harry coming off IR in like 5 weeks for the hard part of the schedule.
>19-0
Yes.

Chiefs D has a knack for causing turnovers at the right time
They'll get the job done

S E E T H E

This did not age well

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Fuck you, I hope we sign Antonio Brown

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especially in the afccg with the game on the line, before some dumb nigger offsets it

YAAAASSSS BROWN IS CANCELLED!

But you have no one to throw balls to him

I wanted AB to fail before he was accused of this, so I'll take it

this semen slurping sport isn't for me

There's only one man who can reign in AB

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Yeah that will take the heat off jameis

None, since his money didn't hit until the 23rd, and because of a clause that allowed them to cut him and void his guarantees if he did conduct detrimental to the team. So at most he gets his 1 mil base salary.

>bombston bandwagoners completely wrong about "fixing" AB
>OP so buttblasted he makes a new thread 35 posts early just to seethe at pittsburgh
wew that damage control
inb4 this is all ignored and people dismiss it as "omg what is wrong with AB he must have the CTE"

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Is it the passer who is in legendary company with names like Marcus Mariota, Trent Edwards, and Carson Wentz?

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With what cap space?

OP is being impeded

>sending threatening texts including pictures of her children
>literally dindu nuffin

>fixing AB
He would have been fine if this rape allegation shit didn't get out there.

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He does have CTE, that can't be argued. Burfict lobotomized him. The question is to what degree

Oh neat. Wonder who Bill's gonna sign.

No one will sign AB until the trade deadline when teams fighting for a playoff spot get desperate

Says a lot about the Steelers, really.

Eagles are fucked though.

Jalen Ramsey

>implying the iggles are even making the playoffs this year

>niggles

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>he would've been fine if he hadn't raped anybody

He probably won't be back in the league until next season, when more of this shit has blown over.

>brown released by patriots.
>gets put onto the exemption list.
>bruce allen of the Redskins sign him.
>non-stop, "I cannot believe they would do this," virtue signaling, with some "muh name" thrown in there.
>months later turns out the woman lied.
>brown actually dindu nuffin.
>Redskins get him for nothing.
>tears his acl in OTA's.
>bruce allen keeps his job still.
you know this will happen.

Why the fuck did he use his own phone? Send shit from a burner phone or send one of your goons in person

>*farts in your face*
heh nothing personnel

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He would have been fine if he just settled.

If he doesn't get suspended and the league office says he's clear, I bet a team will sign him this year

Eagles legend Frank Gore will never be forgotten

dubs decides AB's next team

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T RELEASE AB, HE DINDU NUFFIN

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did you read the text that he sent that thot? you wouldnt be asking that question if you did

who's going to get a nobel peace prize for somehow removing the gene that encourages niggers to rape and kill and act a fool

Back to the raiders

Go Gore Go

Except be a massive distraction?

>someone actually put this together

Dallas Renegades

CTE

You gotta hand it to New England. They nut-cut him at the first sign of rampant ego. Most franchises(like Oakland) have to be utterly humiliated before they cut players with AB's talent.

>uniroincally posting soijacks in 2019
How GAY can you be?

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miami

>Why is AB such a headcase?
He was wearing an unsafe helmet for years, he plays hard. I'm sure he has CTE, in addition to being stupid.

in addition to being black

Really does. Only an organization as based as them could get that much production out of such a problematic player. That's why they're still the standard that all other teams strive for.

Go Gore go

>Patriots don't need to pay AB
>Literally made him play one game completely for free
lmao

nah. cowboys will sign him. that's the final stop for all thugs before exiting the league for good

Now the Patriots only have
>Flash Gordon
>Edelman
>Dorsett
>Meyers
>Nkeal Harry

GO GORE GO

No

The damage has been done. Now they're the biggest controversy happening. Tomlin playing 8D chess.

Based thots are more Chad now than the average incel

their OL is shaky tho

AB on the Cowboys would make sports history with the size of the shitstorm it would produce

I cant imagine Jerry is that retarded...right...?

>He was wearing an unsafe helmet for years
he wasn't, nfl just refused to keep testing "old" helmets

Scar's gonna get that fixed before they have to face any real teams

It's impossible to diagnose CTE until after death, but I'm gonna go ahead and guess CTE.

>Unironically pretending guys like Dorsett, Meyers, and Harry are actual talents

>THE CITY OF BAAAWWWSTON

*blocks gordans path*

Cannon was cleared to play this weekend I think so we're only missing Andrews and Wynn. Andrews hurts, but Karas is a decent replacement and most of the issues seem to be at the left and right tackle. Be nice if Wynn comes back in the next few weeks.

>those last three literal whos
LMAO

What would cause the most shitposting on /NFL/:
>AB signs with the Chiefs
>AB signs with the Ravens
>AB signs with the Steelers
>AB signs with the Dolphins
>AB signs with the Eagles
>AB signs with the Cowboys

Says a lot more about Brown and how desperate he is to change public opinion on him

>Eagles
>Cowboys
he gonna sign for a ham sandwich?

The Cowboys, no question

patsfags really thought AB would behave. i said he'll chimp out in week 5 but hey, this is way better. AHAHAHAHA

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At this point?

If he signs with the fucking cowgirls I'd slit my wrists

Go Gore Go
AB sudoku's

Pats are still going to win the superbowl tho.

BASED

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Now that the Patriots cut that disgusting nigger they are officially our team again and we can root for them to win another super bowl correct?

Im a Raiders fan so I always root for the Pat's in the SB since my team sucks and because it pisses niggers and trannies off when the Pats win but i couldn't root for them because I loathe AB

*currently
they're working on binders that will track the specific deposits that mark CTE so they can find it with a PET scan

Shitposting? Chiefs. Would be pottery? Steelers.

Shouldn't you be more concerned about a fifth of your team being crippled?

Name even 1 “thug” currently on the Cowboys. And don’t say Zeke, he literally dindu nuffin and the DA suspension was bullshit.

>bombston saying it's a conspiracy headed by the steelers forcing the team to cut brown
AHAHAAHAHA COPE

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Literally no one is saying that.

Raiders win the super bowl after every starting QB except Carr has a season ending injury by midseason and they give AB a SB ring.

fucking kek
also kek

Cowboys already have a great WR corp. 0% chance Jerry kicks the tires on AB.

You aren't a real Raiders fan.

why are pats fans coping?

From superbowl favourites

to superbowl favourites

this is about as real as the "le conservaturds mad about red cups" meme

cope patsnigger

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>Cut top WR
>Superbowl chances go up
LMAO

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GO GORE GO

Why do pats fans even care?

It's like finding a lambo in your driveway one day with the keys inside, you take it for a spin and have a great time and you wake up the next day and its gone.

You only lost what was randomly granted to you and you're back at 0.

>implying that any pats fan is coping
Literally nothing changed. I would go so far to say that 19-0 is still on the table.

But should I be coping? Literally nothing has changed. We already had a chance to go 19-0 with or without brown.

>you're back at 0
We're not even at 0

AB showed off his pee pee too much

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that was my point. dunno why you're coping m8

I'm pretty sure they don't care in the slightest.

Of fuck you, trust me I am. I can't even watch a game without a wide arrange of emotions. Im a die hard Raiders fan for life. When my team loses I just hope everyone else is just as upset as me and the only way that happens is if the Patriots win. Also they are trump supporters which is pretty based

Go Gore Go

Is Njoku a bust?

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Getting dropped by his sponsors pretty much gave it away. He's done.
Not only that, he's going to deteriorate players negotiations with the league. I think we're going to experience an strike soon.
It's very similar to Dez Bryant's and the Saints last season.

>Also they are trump supporters which is pretty based

Their fans sure as hell aren’t though. The Pats represent a part of the country that is extremely liberal.

I think a lot of this stuff was the league making an example of a player trying to get out of his contract.

Raidniggers will never forgive the Tuck Rule Game.

AB AIN'T DONE YET

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>It's very similar to Dez Bryant's and the Saints last season.

Except AB is still an exceptional WR while Dez has been washed up for years.

Watch him refuse to sign with any other team for a full year. And over the next full year, his civil suit is thrown out, and is more or less vindicated. Then he resigns with the Patriots.

He will probably need to clear up the charges before he can play for another team.

>Pittsburgh actually came out of the shitshow ahead of both Oakland and New England
Amazing

Go to the Bills.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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There will be no strike. The owners will get rid of the rules against weed and the players will agree to a 24 game regular season and no healthcare after retirement.

>nfl just refused to keep testing "old" helmets
Because there are safer helmets that come with newer technology. Safety standards update to meet that, and his old helmet falls below the threshhold. Look at the way AB lives and acts, and tell me he's not brain damaged.

They would've lost to the rams that year anyway

Probably what happens.

>@SexyTroopLover

>0-2 Pittsburgh came out ahead
L-o-L

to bad the league is done with him. he'll be fighting in the ufc next year

>getting injured means a player is a bust
he's a great tight end

Not really.

Week 3 games involving 1.000 teams (rather than undefeated, because lions don't count). The 1.000 teams are in allcaps.

RAVENS at CHIEFS
Jets at PATRIOTS
Dolphins at COWBOYS
Broncos at PACKERS
Bengals at BILLS
Steelers at 49ERS
Saints at SEAHAWKS
RAMS at Browns

So over/under 5.5 of them that survive?

Imagine AB landing with the Bills after he laughed at the rumors that they'd signed him earlier this year.

The Kansas city chiefs will win

People perceived it the same way. Don't pretend the Dez Bryant sweepstakes weren't a hot topic last season.
There are too many white players in the league to allow such exchange from happening.
Not it didn't. It just wasn't on the approved list due to the date it was manufactured, not because the helmet itself was unsafe.

Minshew is awesome!

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>muh ad hominem fallacy

Broncos and Bengals have the best shot of an upset.

GIVE AB HIS MONEY YOU FUCKING JEWS

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Hoping for Rosen memeing out a win against Dallas. Other than that, maybe the Broncos pull an upset.

Im more angry at Al Davis for trading Gruden and Gruden for cheating and reading all of the Raidera signal for a cheap SB win. Also im not a nigger, I'm white.

How were the Patriots retarded enough to think there WOULDN'T be immense pressure on them to keep Brown in line and that they WOULDN'T be bombarded with questions about him at literally every press conference? I mean, it's obvious that Belichick's outrage at the questions were a big part of him getting released.

Well, he is right you know

.700 club when

>maybe the Broncos pull an upset
I doubt it. Not even their defense is good anymore

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this literally doesn't hurt them in anyway shape or form. they took him based on the chance that he gets his shit straight knowing they can cut him if it doesn't. the allegations came out after they signed him.

Why would Pats fan seeth at Shitsburgh when Pats blew Stoolers 33-3 without AB

Considering how both teams did against the Bears, I think they still have a good chance.

And yet Belichick still threw a tantrum at every press conference.

After week 4

Thank you New England
Thank you for taking that fool from >us and failing in the process.
You have completely taken the heat off the Raiders for their whole AB fiasco.
ABSOLVED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

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saints win

No do it now

Over easily. At the very minimum there will still be 3 undefeated teams since Ravens and Chiefs play each other and it’s incomprehensible either the Pats or Cowboys lose. And looking at all those other games, I’d take the undefeated team in every single one.

nah,this still ended up worse for you

GO GORE GO

>mfw somehow the stoolers came out of this looking the best

*threatens to kill your kids in front of you

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oldfags, was Terrelle Owens as much of a clownshow back in his day as AB is now? or is Brown in his own league entirely?
I literally laughed out loud for three minutes straight when I saw the news about his release from New England, I can't describe how fucking asinine this whole thing is

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HOW DUMB DO THE PATS FEEL NOT THAT THEY TRADED DT?

Patriots gave up literally nothing for him and he even played a game for them.
You literally gave up 2 draft picks for him to never even play a down for you.
Lmao

The pats signing AB didn't affect the Raiders in any way. The guaranteed money already forfeit and you released him.

I just learned Tom Brady likes CrossFit. and he kind of seems like an asshole irl.

They got a sixth rounder for him dude, it looks like his value wasn't high to begin with

You paid 3rd&5th round picks, Pats paid nothing

are you retarded the Raiders looks like complete clowns NE gave up nothing

DT has been injured for 3 straight games now so I'm not too upset.

>the NFCW will have 3 3-0 teams after week 3

>implying there was a death threat
LMAO

Yeah, people tend to steer towards "the team looking better right now will definitely win" but all the time, many of the favorites lose. There's even more randomness than average right now because it's early in the season still. 3-4 of those teams losing wouldn't be all that surprising, even if they "should" have won.

No. TO was funny. Worst thing he did was call Jeff Garcia gay and McNabb soft.

Pat fags SEETHING lmao

TO was more of a showboater on the field and made questionable decisions some would call selfish, but he wasn't the ape that AB is.

TO was an asshole. He wanted to make plays, win games and showboat, and if he didn't get what he wanted he divided the locker room and complained to the media. If TO was in the NFL today people would consider him to be one of the more likable and reasonable wide receivers.

AB is way worse than TO

If that happens, those 3 teams at 3-0 won't just be 9 wins, but 9 wins against other divisions. So nobody can make the excuse get that their record is inflated from playing in a weak division or whatever.

JUST FUCKING RETIRE ALREADY

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>coping this hard that the raiders still look worse than the Pats in this situation
The Raiders still got absolutely fleeced.

No, TO was just a showboat but AB is a legit retard

>Everyone's going to sign Brown for 1 game and cut him before they have to pay him

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Brady is on the injury list every year for every other game. BB just does it to fuck with people cause he thinks it's retarded.

TO never had off field bullshit that got him in trouble. He was just too passionate on the sidelines. AB actually has brain AIDS.

Fuck the patriots.

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Yes, I am seething so hard right now because Pats didn't waste 2 draft picks as Raiders did

a few games but none that count

my sportsbook had the odds go from +333 to +350

Doing sit-ups in his driveway was hilarious

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>3 points

you're a bandwagon spic just like the entirety of your race

Why can't black people stop raping?

You’re so mad lol you’re losing to the Chiefs in the AFC Championship

GUYS

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>0 points in the first half

>Yfw The Raiders sent AB to the Pats as a Trojan horse to destroy their team from the inside out.
>Yfw everyone thought AB was playing 4D chess but it was John Grudens keikaku all along.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Come on Howie, sign AB for Packers game and cut after that.

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>implying that the Patriots were damaged by anything that came from AB
LMAO

>no offense line
>no gronk
>Gordon won’t piss positive within 3 weeks
You’re fucking heated right now

LMAO hes broke as fuck isnt he?

>implying this isn't a ploy to get addresses so that he can threaten more people

What’s your opinion on Cowherd’s blazing 5 picks this week?

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'member when carr posted this tweet?

First for based Chiefs and fuck the Patriots.

That's my quarterback

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what makes them blazin'? pittsburgh ain't gonna cover that spread

Punished Brown. A star without a team. This is the beginning of an era. The mercenary football players.

just like the chiefs you missed the first half

that's a 5-0 week if I've ever seen one BASED cowchad

i'd add the Jets +21 or whatever to the Pats also

>John Gruden knew about all the Rape
>Baits Bill Belichick into signing him
>Laughs as he watches AB turn them into a freak show, knowing he sent Jew England a ticking time bomb

Gruden is truly a mastermind.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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thanks frens
I never understood why TO was denied the hall of fame for so long, having watched a few docs and read a lot of articles about him he didn't seem that bad. not the nicest person in the league, sure, but not legitimately scummy or dumb either, just impulsive and passionate. the holier-than-thou media hacks are the worst
I wonder how long it will take Brown to get into the hall if he actually manages to find a new team and put together a couple more pro bowl seasons

Please don't jinx us

Pats lost money, Raiderds lost nothing and prove this was some crazy nigger with talent losing his shit.

Raiders won, accept it clam chowder eating crackers.

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>implying that SCARRRR isn't the best OLine Coach in the NFL
>implying that Gronk is necessary when the WR Core is still basically the same core that absolutely dabbed all of the steelers and will have even more talent come week 8
>implying that Josh Gordon isn't a changed person
Have you even seen Gordon's press conferences? Its like he's a whole different person.

this happened to me one time playing runescape.
I was chatting up some random guy standing at the GE and we befriended one another. He then told me he didn't want to play anymore because the game was changing too much and gave me his santa hat (which was worth ~140m gp at the time.)
I had it for a few days and was scammed out of it by some dudes even though I knew they were scamming me at the time. I tried to "prank" them but ended up just falling for it anyway
I've never told anyone because of how embarrassing and stupid it is lmao fuck my shit up famila.

Fucking kek. AB probably tried calling the nigga hotline

youtu.be/2KAcNCmAKIQ

kek, that would be based actually.

That KC game is going to be a lot closer than you think. Chiefs have a lot of injuries and baltimore wants revenge from last year

There's less evidence against AB than there was Kraft, Patriots are retarded for cucking on this. The chick is also retarded, you can't extort somebody who isn't making millions playing football

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If anything, that’s the pick I most agree with. 49ers are overrated, and Mason Rudolph ain’t bad.

Hall of fame is a joke.

>implying the Patriots are losing anything more than the one million base salary
KEK

Chiefs lost twice to Pats last year LOL

yes you can, retard

>implying that New England is somehow damaged by this
I can't wait for them to completely blow out the jets on sunday.

>calling tom a system babby
is AB lurking the chinz?

I agree that they're overrated, but Pittsburgh is beyond shit.

>Taking hits FOR FREE and thanking the team after being cut
AB is being cucked

>josh gordan is a changed person

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I like all of them except Giants +6. I thought Daniel Jones looked even worse than Eli in minimal playing time vs the Cowboys.

>josh Gordon changed
Can someone please tell this poor patriots fag

Danny jones finna bouta dab on the bucs

its possible, but broncos wont have a great homefield advantage and packers had to go against the bears on the road with their first start on offense/zero preseason snaps
I'm guessing 27-13 packers

>act like a moron
>constantly be caught up in off-field shit that looks terrible for your employer
>employer has perfectly reasonable grounds to fire you for acting like an asshat and embarrassing them

please get a real job you retarded neet, and do even half the shit he's done publicly and then get back to me on how your employer handles it

>you can't extort somebody who isn't making millions playing football

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DT hasn't even been training for the Jets, wouldn't make a difference

He made the story bigger by repeatedly engaging with her after she made the accusations. The pats do not need Brown to win the owl this season and Bill doesn't want to deal with the distractions Brown is causing.

He should have been a first ballot but I think he only waited like 2 or 3 years. You have to be retired for a while before you're eligible.

They will need him when he signs with the chiefs

You're welcome m8. TO's legacy, for better or worse, is defined by stuff like that grandstanding, playing in the Owl with a broken leg and his general relationship with McNab. One of the most abrasive players out there, but he cared about doing well for his teams. Also I think it's really funny that Drew Rosenhaus was his agent too.

Giants Oline is crap and Bowls and the Bucs front are gonna terrorize him. He wont know what to do with all the looks the defense throw at him. Jones gets sacked 5 times and will fumble 3 times

I'm gonna be laffing when he is active for the whole season.

>but Pittsburgh is beyond shit.

They only lost to the Seahawks by 2 points. and personally, I think the 12s are better than the Niners.

>Based Gruden doing the whole NFL a very big favor by sabotaging the Patriots with 9D chess

Thank you based Gruden (TYBG)
The man who saved the league from more gay patriots AIDS

>implying
kek

rotating players like that cameo tagteams in mandrama
can see it happening in the xfl

This. The difference between AB and Kraft is AB listened to his lawyers and STFU

He's going to see this shitshow with AB and think "aw shit nigga there's no gettin away from the past better light up"

Nah son the seahawks are just going all the way this year

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I thought trubisky had zero snaps in the preseason too, that's why I think it's closer than everybody would like to think, certainly not over 1 possession
The Seahawks edged out against a team that got their shit pushed against by the 49ers.

The Chiefs don't need him either. The Pats Chiefs AFCCG will be a shootout decided by OL play.

this is like a 2 or 3 on the shit storm scale compared to spygate or deflategate, they made their team worse for literally no reason

I'm going to laugh when they resign him for even less money in a few weeks when the drama dies down

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*0-2’s you in your path*

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>implying its going to be a shoot out, when the Patriots defense is going to be top 3 this year.
KEK

Thank You Based Gruden KEK

Not playing in preseason doesn't excuse this sad performance

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rosenhaus has been an agent for a bunch of wild players
>AB
>TO
>Ochocinco
>Gronk
>Tyreek
>Sexy Rexy

>all these stoolers and raidurrs fans celebrating like this is a victory

We're still going 19-0 and AB is still getting a ring, foh you niggers

>thinking gruden did anything to the patriots

>t-the Chiefs don't need him!
Why are patriots niggers so pathetic?

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>AB cut by pats

The fuck?

Pats will re-sign AB once the league penalties are announced. Don't be fooled by this

Patriots are missing the playoffs

He obliquely threatened one of the claimants. Dumb as fuck.

>I will stop the Patriots

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The already move the ball upfield at will, they really do not need him.

>when he signs with the chiefs
No high profile team is signing AB. These people are out for fucking blood now. There is no sweeping this under the rug, and any organization who hires him is actually going to face a serious scandal at this point.

They do against the Chiefs

Hahaha this nigga like that one and only skeezy agent who would sign you on old Madden after you purposefully bombed the interview and wonderlic
>NOPE IMMA STRAUGHT BALLA
Super Star mode was so based.

>Mastermind Gruden>Foolish Belichick
Gruden basically just mailed some anthrax to the Patriots season KEK

>implying they need another weapon against the kanas shitty defense

Have to stop the Chiefs miniboss before they have any hope of taking on big daddy.

The 49ers early results have been largely due to Shanahan magic, not due to personnel talent. With 2 weeks of film now, they aren’t gonna be able to blindside teams. Expect only a close win by the Niners.

They will win Kansas drops 50 on them

>implying

Here’s the (You) you so desperately crave.

AB fucked Brady's wife. Based.

>We're still going 19-0
nope.
tom brady will never ever ever ever ever ever ever get to redeem himself after 18-1 :)

>Patriots: 2-0
>Raidniggers: 1-1
kek

KEK

>implying that kanas is going to be able to score 50 against a top 3 defense.

Brady likes sharing so that’s not why he was cut.

How mad are patriot fans right now?

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we all know this is the real reason they cut him

>Raiderfags desperately trying to cover up the fact that they got cucked by the Steelers

Why are there so many fucking cuckold enthusiasts in this general. Get the fuck out you fucking literal faggot.

Pittsburgh isn't exactly known for exposing meme teams, if anything, seems like they love to fall in trap games.

Not really all that mad.

The Patriots have filled the open roster spot created by releasing AB by trading for J Ramsey.

Well good night league.

>missing the playoffs
>automatic 6 wins in the AFC East

punching at the air right now
I'm surprised they haven't made 100 muh rangz threads yet

Based Raidchads just baited the Patriots into signing a retarded crack ape who brought nothing but destruction and chaos to the team
Based Gruden doing whatever it takes to save the league from the Gaytriots HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tom does not care about Gisele. His heart belongs to his son.

>I thought trubisky had zero snaps in the preseason too
of course, thats why the packers held them to 3 not 13 like I predict the broncos will score. youre also vastly underestimating how much of a homefield advantage denver is. visiting players can barely breathe there. Bears would have had a much more confident victory in chicago. if the raiders can go 24-16 at home, I have a lot of confidence in the packers going 27-13 at home

he probably had a personality disorder even before the cte

19-0 is a little less likely now so slightly.

I really want the chiefs to sign AB and trade for Ramsey now. fuck the fans, fuck the consequences. put together the best team ever

Look at the thread. They are out of their minds with cope and seethe

>19-0! 19-0! 19-0!

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>release AB, void his guarrenteed money using the disguise of the shitstorm as a way to clear cap
>Trade and sign Jalen Ramsey to create the best Defense in the league
HOLY SHIT, THE 20D CHESS

Seem more indifferent to me. They had him for literally a week. How much can you really care? Especially since it looks like his career is actually over.

y-yes they do!

>Raidniggers fans coping this hard

>make the most toxic locker room with a coach who got fired from Philly for being unable to control toxic locker rooms
Dumb

They will, without question. They scored 40 in foxboro last year and now the offense is better

he's not even going to leave jacksonville

it as a more innocent time

i miss it :'(

>1st TD rec.
did he erase his stats with the steelers?

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TO was fucking based and he was 100% in the right. McNabb was an overrated retard and it's honestly a wonder that the majority of Eagles fans haven't realized that in retrospect.

Shanahan magic is deep af. Him and Reid are the two best play callers in the league. The 49ers defense is as talented as any in the last decade.

>The 49ers early results have been largely due to Shanahan magic, not due to personnel talent.
You mean on offense? That's partially true, but gives the impression that we don't have talent on offense, which isn't true. On defense though, our successes have come through talent more than through scheme. You're right that some teams may have been sleeping on us, but that doesn't mean we're going to look that much worse if people prep for us seriously. We've got a good solid team now that can compete with most teams in the league, and the timing of this game is gonna be a mess for the steelers. I'm not expecting another blowout, but we're not going to barely edge out a win like the Seahawks either.

thank god

Except he never did that, and obviously they didn't fuck. You mindrotted cuckold fags are so gay and brainwashed that you now automatically think of cuckolding in these situations. Fucking disgusting. Kill yourself, for real.

No one is you dumb idiot

Raiders offense seems to be more consistent than the Packer's offense. That's why I don't believe they will win for more than one score.

Go Gore Go

>Yeah they signed him
>Nope, they dont have a clue about the rapes haha
>Thanks Mike, the plans working perfectly.
>In two weeks the "package" will have that locker room in flames
>Thats right, by whatever means necessary. See you then.

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He did nothing wrong.

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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I'm not even mad I'm just disappointed and annoyed.

>get into the huddle
>tell your qb/ best friend that you were open and he should look your way because there is a mismatch on defense
>he tells you to shut the fuck up
>everybody takes his side
What they did to TO wasn't fair.

Shanahan proved himself inept in the owl when he choked it away with his calls

With the loss of AB, the Patriots will NOT make the playoffs.

based steelerbros

>mwahahaha, the locker room will be in shambles for the....Jets game....
Truly a genius.

Boston cuckery strikes again

I for one can't wait for the "oh yeah, that happened" threads.

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>disappointed
what did you think would happen

I thought you were dead.

>Except he never did that
Except he did, it was reported by multiple outlets
>and obviously they didn't fuck
How do you know?

>like tweet about former GM being
>Patriots sign you anyway
>get accused of rape

Pottery

AB had like 50 yards

That was part of his 64D chess game to get Bill to give him Jimmy. He sabotaged Atlanta to save the 49ers.

Hope Antonio Brown Sues that nigger cunt into homelessness

Reid has arguably the best QB in the league to work with though. Shanahan is working with a QB who is slightly inferior version of Alex Smith.

No, just a huge nerd, same as always. Here, have a report from the last thread

Here's this week's rankings of divisions based only on games outside the division

1. NFC North (3-0-1)
2. NFC West (6-1-1)
3. AFC East (2-2)
3. AFC West (2-2)
5. AFC North (3-5)
6. NFC South (2-4)
7. AFC South (1-3)
8. NFC East (0-2)

The best record ever reached by any division post-realignment was 30-10, held by both the 2007 AFCS and 2013 NFCW

Meant for

I figured he would actually buy into the system, STFU and play ball and by all means it looks like he did after his first interview where just gave cut and dry answers and I figured Bill would dig his heels in and keep telling the media off while AB kept on the straight and narrow

But once the SI article came out and it had been noted that this exchange happened recently, while he was on the Patriots roster, I had a feeling it was over. He broke the rules they gave him. Just disappointing because him and Brady were going to wreck the league together

Think I had a stroke or something

>like tweet about former GM being raped
>signed by Patriots
>have rape charges filed against you

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What will Brady's post AB stats look like for the rest of the season? I'm thinking 3000 yards, 21TD/11INT

seethe

Still happening

That actually sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Do you not understand why what TO did was inappropriate and bad for cohesion? You can try to write it off as him just being "passionate", but the truth is he was truly a distraction and the type of person to make everything about himself.

You don't fucking call out a quarterback in the middle of a huddle and tell him to play to you more. Not the right place. Do it on the way back to the huddle briefly or something or discuss it on the sideline. The team was right to back Donovan and Donovan was right to put him in his place.

>still have Gordon
>still have Edeleman
>have enough cap space now to trade for Trent Williams

nah Pats still going to the owl

>Shanahan is working with a QB who is slightly inferior version of Alex Smith.

Don't talk to 49ers fans about Alex Smith like you know him better than we do.

Jimmy G might not be as good as some people are hyping him up to be but at the very least, he's better than Alex Smith ever was.

So much fucking this

Madden Curse strikes again.

Dubs determine how Mahomes gets fucked

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>Except he did, it was reported by multiple outlets
Except he didn't. Feel free to find a single public declaration or actual acknowledgement by Tom Brady that he invited Antonio Brown to stay at his house. It did not fucking happen. It is literally a media fluff story.

>How do you know?
What evidence do you have that he did? That your mind is rotted by cuckold porn and a black man and white woman within 50 yards with each other will always fuck you weak, effeminate homosexual? Die in a fucking fire, seriously.

>don't hold the qb responsible for not throwing to wide open receivers
Favre wouldn't have made that mistake.

broken ankle

Go back to sleep Oliver

>Some say he's still waiting to snap the ball

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Complete knee destruction. ACL MCL PCL full tear

sore finger from too many rings

Gets his spine adjusted on a big hit from Pernell McPhee @ Baltimore

>not putting multiple rings on multiple fingers

What a dumb mutt.

The only ring Mahomes will ever have will be a wedding band

Chip chip cheerio

ded

mono

Breaks a leg. Vengeance for Smeth!

Really the defense lost that game. This is like that delusional Rams fan who claimed it was Wade Philips fault that his defense allowed the pats to drive at the end of the game.

You hold them responsible at the right time you retard. Ever had a job? I mean, probably not, but try to picture this. You're in the middle of an office meeting with all the other team members and your manager. In the middle of the meeting, one of the officers speaks up and tells the manager in front of everyone "You know, you should have put me on that case. I would have actually done it right." What the fuck do you think the other staff and manager will think of you or even do to you?

The huddle is the same fucking thing. TO is an absolute retard. Being passionate is fine, but he is a retarded sperg that blames all of his lack of intelligence and tact on being "passionate".

Reminder that if you take away all of bradys rings hes a shit qb

You need to work on your asshole game, dude. Saying a guy will ultimately wind up happily married isn't exactly the sickest burn.

he could have ran the ball a couple more times and they win, even with lost yards

thats fair, but packers scored 21 against a better vikings defense (imo) and had 2 drives in FG range ended by a fumble and miscommunication on 4th and 1. the margin between 21 and 27 in that game was tiny, and thats with a much more successful vikings pass rush compared to the broncos this season. packers have had several turnovers on D too, and one pick six could be the difference in 6 points as well
I understand what youre saying though, I don't think your reasoning is wrong. both teams are pretty unproven at this point

Cope, seethe, and dilate, retard.

Someone post that Mahomes copypasta kek

So wait do the Patriots not have to pay his guaranteed money now?

Makes it less funny they cut him if they didn't blow 9 million dollars for a meaningless TD against the fish

he won't

If you take away all mahomes touchdowns hes a shit qb

Its an insult to a chiefsfag thinking Mahomes will be the next winningest qb

GO GORE GO

Nope. AB gets nothing (zero dollars)

>implying we ever care
Seriously can’t believe you guys actually think I’m mad right now. I’m actually pretty happy today. I went out to eat with my girlfriend and her boyfriend and we’re about to go watch that new hustlers movie. Yea Forums is seething right now

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Be quiet Donovan you aren't a good qb.

Mahomes has 0 wins against competent teams

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I think I read that if he stayed until Monday, he would have gotten the guarantees, but since he didn't they basically lose nothing.

AB really needs to stick with a team for more than 1 week if he doesn't want to go broke. At this point I'm becoming convinced he just wants the record for most teams in a single season.

Reminder that the vicucks STILL are paying kuck cucksins and have 0 rings

BASED

I wonder how many arms will be in this picture before the end of the year.

im excited for nkeal harry now so theres that

Safe to say Brown's career is over?

based subtle shitpost

Now he needs to go shit up the Colts so he can complete the tour of pissing off the team with the most rings in every AFC division

Is there any way to get out of the Kirk Cousins thing? What if they frame him as a baby rapist or something, can they eject him from the team and free up cap space? You must figure the Vikings are exhausting every avenue to get rid of him.

nope, especially when the case is over

Donezo

Well he played against the Dolphins so they can't legally pay him zero dollars lmao

Kek dude is a full on retard. At least I don't have to worry about him cooking our DBs for either the stoolers or past anymore

It's been 5 days since the Green Bay Packers last defeated the Minnesota Vikings.

The pay deadline was the 23rd for 5M of the 9M (the other 4M wasn't due till like November)
Because they released him prior, the only way Antonio can get the money is if he files a grievance with the league and the NFL determines the team didn't have reasonable cause to withhold the monetary forfeiture. But the Patriots can basically just point to the last two weeks and the NFL will probably side with them.

No, If he gets cleared then he will get hired but doubt there will be a big contract anymore.

>double shitpost
You're taking Yea Forums to the next level, user. Proud of you.

It's funnier that he played a free game for them

raiders don't have the most in their division

If dubbs then the vicucks don’t win another game this season but EXTEND cousins

Their only hope is by unironically signing pic related

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My little bro made this for the Chiefs-Ravens games. He's really talented

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At the very least, he's done for the year. I can't imagine a team actually willingly bringing on that level of outrage. Before, AB was just a circus. Now they see him as an actual criminal and rapist, so any team who picks him up seriously risks some kind of major riot/boycott or something.

Can we recognize the fact that Dak Prescott somehow managed to be a successful QB in the NFL while being coached by the likes of Scott Linehan and Jason Garrett, while Goff was absolutely horrible until Sean McVay handled him and Wentz is coached by a guy who literally won a super bowl with his backup? Its no wonder Dak has looked like Jesus under Kellan Moore.

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Imagine being this cucked.

>Is there any way to get out of the Kirk Cousins thing

I was going to say the Vikings should wait for the trade deadline and see what playoff contender needs a QB like the Saints but Cousins has a no trade clause. They are fucked

Your brothers a little fucking retard and you are too

Don't ever post on this forum again

dubs confirm

What's your excuse for not being an NFL player by now? Me? I never had a chance to play football.

We're never going to have a QB anyways so please Vikes just sell the house for Ramsey so every game the opponents win 3-0

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Is that his name on Mahomes' armband?

Didn't get into football until many years after HS.

They have 3 owls, nobody has 4. If you wanna argue that they're tied with the broncos, then sure send AB to them too.

Means a lot coming from an island completely devoid of art and culture

Screen capped for future threads to piss off vicucks

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Im 5'6' with monocular vision

>can't throw
>not even very good at running the ball
>switched to a vegan diet so he's 100% not in football shape
Stop this meme

>the gaydurrs have 3 owls
lmao no they fucking dont

i suffered nerve damage from a big nigga landing on my neck during senior year of high school and was medically barred from playing contact sports during college
Did regain full motion though, which is good

>Antonio Clown

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I became a pipeline welder. Not as much money but like most nfl players I was able to retire after 10 years.

wtf

ab and sanders reunion with flacco bombing it to them
you know you want to see it happen

How new are you

Vick came back and so will AB

They do tho...

As a Steelers fan this is sadly true. They never blow anyone out. It always seems to be closer than it needs to be. It makes for entertaining games but for fuck sack Tomlin run up the score on scrubs.

However we may be the scrubs now. Save us Rudolph.

didn't meet the academic standards

Only if he ACTUALLY punches his GM in the face this time

Why are stoolers fans so obsessed?

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awwww

>zoomers trying to talk football

he's not wrong

Why are you so obsessed with Reddit you faggot?

Your defense is going to have to score.

Why is Mahomes throwing it out of bounds?

>patriots receive sexual assault allegations
How do the Patriots get this, for raping the league? AB got the allegations, not the fucking Pats.

1/10, you got me to post it

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The Patriots literally got AB for free, boosted Tom Brady's "touchdowns thrown to different receivers" record, and then cut him. The Raiders are the only team that actually lost something by bringing on AB.

>black QBs

Arrowhead is the best stadium.

Fight me

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>counting pre owl championships

Hes no-look lateraling it to a shadow clone of himself who will then throw a dragon ya pleb.

What pisses me off the most is all the draft capital they've sunk into the defense and it's a middle of the road unit at best right now. Sloppy play all around; blown assignments, too many penalties, a refusal to abandon the 3-4 base when the rest of the league is playing 11 personnel on offense. Butler and/or Tomlin need out of there

AB made like 60 Mio & this year. Nothing wrong with that. All he did was run long, catcha a TD, coom on some nigress and fart in someones face.

are you retarded

Are elite

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If Antonio Brown does not wind up receiving his $9M signing bonus from the Patriots (the first $5M was due to be paid on Monday), he will go from a $30M guarantee in March to $9M guaranteed to just $158,333 made for 2019.

Sorry, you've already outed yourself as a retard

Any stadium that doesn't have a brand in their name is already one of the best.

Never should have fired Dick LeBeau

AB got nothing from the Raiders, they released him before they had to pay him a single cent

>deflecting
thanks for the win jokeland

LMAO nigger did it for free.

>He does it for free

Does pantsland at least get points for having a brand that not only carries significance to the region, but also specifically to the inspiration for the team name?

It didn't count the AFC Championship

Lebeau was a dinosaur and would have been retired by now regardless

>implying
They are just advertising for free

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Soldier Field

Technically AB probably ended up paying money to the Raiders in all the fines he got from them.

Sorry but no, Jerryworld is the best. 100 years from now people will hold it in a similar regard as Fenway. It's a modern masterpiece and there is no stadium on Earth more comfortable, dazzling, or with better amenities.

What did he mean by this?
He keeps posting on Instagram

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Wouldn't he have earned some money from workouts or practices or whatever? Pretty sure athletes get paid for showing up to those. Not cheaply either.

Literally the only good bottled water brand

>trying to make sense of a retard
jokes on you :^)

He lost almost 40 million dollars because he couldn't keep his mouth shut and away from drama. He lost all his promotional deals, and is now for the foreseeable future blocked from being employed in the NFL ever again.

He is fucked.

Kingdome is

get checked

He voided all of them and his singing bonus when he didn't show up to walk throughs and practices lol he literally got zero dollars from the raiders

Oof and yikes

Those are only singles though

I only see one black QB on that list buddy, and hes about to be exposed. Dak, Mahomes, and Wilson aren't black, they're mutts.

He ended up leaving the raiders owing them like 50k. He missed like 90% of training camp so he didn't get any workout bonuses

He got $800k from them and paid around $300k in fines, so he made off with half a mil.

>$800k
He voided that money by not showing up when he sperged out about his helmet

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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tfw young durable QB that has made the step up to elite

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One drop, motherfucker

looks pretty

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/09/05/antonio-brown-may-end-up-getting-no-payment-at-all-from-the-raiders/

Dunedin put out some p good music in the 80s. Also Gotye

benz stadium is better

As long as the stadium at least is sponsored by a business founded/headquarted in its state, it's fine. It's only soulless if it's named after a corporation with no connection to it's location.

>people are still going to say "h-he'll be e-exposed a-any w-w-week now" after he wins MVP
feels good man

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Is AB making ANY money this year? I think I'm earning more than he is this year.

What teams has he beat again?

BREAKING: Antonio Brown signs contact with McDonald’s after being released by the Patriots and not being able to find team that wants him. The deal is reportedly the largest in McDonald’s history, at $17.50 an hour.

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Bros. Be real with me. Is AB done? Will a team sign him next week?

>pats finish 14-2 and win superbowl
>raiders finish 3-13 and cut carr
>4d chess

Maybe some signing bonus from the patriots and a game check but that about it

Lmao no

>Stadium literally blinds opponents

That's based af, what exactly are taking issue with?

Just let this week happen. He's looked great against bad teams and a small sample size. LEt's just see what happens this week then the haters can concede.

might be done for the season, might not

definitely not coming back next week. i doubt the league will let him sign anywhere until they finish their investigation

No team will touch him until the NFL decides what his arbitrary punishment will be.

I think maybe it's because it shows it saying "AT&T Stadium"? He's playing himself though

THE RED BLAZE known as the Cardinals
And the TEAL TERROR that is the Miami Dolphins. These teams are known for their skill and impenetrable defenses.

Well how long will that take?

The super "We're not tanking we swear!" Dolphins and the absolutely meh Cardinals who could have come back

...

Nobody knows, the NFL is wildly inconsistent when it comes to stuff like this.

*tears acl and becomes RG4*

Cardinals are a better team than people give them credit for I think. They vs re just so young they don't know how to play and win games beyond scoring more points.

he forgot

>20 million in dead money
>donte moncrief as a starting reciever
>first losing season in forever and no first round pick

but yea sure celebrate

>Striving to be the Steelers

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>the nfl surviving 100 years

oh sweetie...

I goofed, I bought one of those fruit fly traps. Turns out it doesn't work as good as the one I already had. Oh well, at least I was only fleeced for $4, not $84 million.

Based little bro
I hope your work also contributes to the NFL

Our WR's suck balls and you fucking know it, stop pretending Dorsett is suddenly the second coming of Brandin Cooks or that Jakobi "Literal-Who" Meyers is anything beyond a fringe 5th WR option. Also, Harry's a fucking bust, this is what we get for drafting a weak-willed nigger in the 1st round.

So let's see, aside from that, we're left with Edelman who's now what, 33? He already got banged up in preseason, we're suddenly supposed to believe he's gonna get better and not worse? And then we've got Flash Gordon, who will be gone in a fucking flash when he rips a crack pipe or some shit after a game next month. He won't finish the season and you know it.

Sony Michel is having a sophomore slump and honestly was never good without Develin in front of him anyways, wasted 1st round pick on a guy we could've gotten in the 2nd or 3rd. Rex Burkhead is shit, James White is based but people will actually cover him now, and Damien who? Oh, we don't have any TE's like at all and our O-line is made of fucking Elmer's glue and masking tape.

Literally the only hope this team has aside from Brady, who's apparently also dinged up with some calf injury shit, is the defense playing lights out for the rest of the season while staying healthy; HIGHLY FUCKING UNLIKELY

Hate to say it but our team is fucking screwed.