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>Khabib keeps ducking Tony
>BMF press conference was pretty soi fueled
>Yahir is shook
>/ourgirl/ Grasso will fight and win
>Stephen's gonna send Yahir all the way back to the prelims this weekend
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>BMF press conference was pretty soi fueled
Colby Bilzerian
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He's right you know.
LOOKING TO FINISH IT
>gets cut
>ufc goes to shit
hmm
Anthony Armand "Tony" Ferguson Padilla
DEFEND OR VACATE
Not long now till anthonymmad armanhammad "god" fergusonprophetchristallahpadillah takes a fat nasty reeking protein-rich saudi style sheikh shite down kumar the cheating ducking kuffar's throat after cutting him up with his elbows for 25 STRAIGHT minutes
Who's the guy on the right
Smif not looking so great
First for Schaub and Bisking!
Mike Perry's on steroids
where is that height fag who said schaub was only 6'2
I hope some sexy Latinas are in the crowd tonight because who gives a fuck about mma.
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>the BMF is sooo cool
Chase is such a cringet*rd
Well, duh...
This is it bros
how nice of her to ensure he has space to get in front of the camera
Finna gonna bouta mess up my recommended tab bro
Its called blacksplosive
all losers.
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coincidence?
Oh, yikes, I never realised she recoiled in disgust at that guy coming in to frame.
>Speaking English
>doing this
>Rashad Evans granted release from UFC in likely attempt to fight again
God damnit Rashad, let it go. You are my favorite of all time but you've been knocked out 10 times in a row. Stop.
reeks of reddit. Canadians are a plague on this website
fuck you
I'm sorry, but it's actually a hate crime in Canada to harrass a Muslim on the internet. Please report to your nearest re-education centre.
Please don't fight, friends. Be friends.
Cool story Muhammad
Bisping is 6'
>Muhammed
???
But I don't live in Europe.
RIP Luke
Exactly.
Leave Chang alone.
He gave us as many comfy heems as his chin could handle.
Holy fuck thats Ohrangutang, I knew he was heemster but thought he wouls actuslly like Colby, venezuela represent I guess
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Bisping killed him twice.
Fluke Rockhold better stick to commentating
Hot take: bispings trash talk is cringey as hell, but he's still pretty based
That'd be Colby, guy on the left side is Ohrangutang a thot photographer
"Left hook Larry took my soul"
Askrens*
ficed it for ya, my guy.
Watching Luke getting KO'd silly never gets old. Fucking guy probably still hasn't been humbled.
Whatever you say, Côte d'Ivoire.
Don’t let me catch you! I’m going to get you!
Wut? His steroid injection in the ass pantomime was once of the greatest trash talk moments of all time.
Great comeback leafcuck. You're a muuuunster fer shure
I just wanna see Adesanya heem'd
Luke KO'd stats...
Bispong: KO's Luke 4 times in 5 seconds
Belfort:....KO's Luke 3 times in 5 seconds
Romero: KO's Luke 2 times in 4 seconds
Conclusions:
>Luke has been KO'd 9 times in 14 seconds
>people really enjoy KO'ing Luke
>Luke's IQ decreasing drastically
Yeah I'm sure you get REAL happy about injecting things in the ass, dontcha
my favorite thing about this fight is when rockhold gets heemed so hard his thinning hair spikes up and he just looks like a confused dumpling on the ground with bathtub hair
Champ Shit Only
They need a BFG belt ASAP
(Flag of Ireland is identical to the flag of Cote D'Ivoire, kiddo.)
It's all just comedy gold.
Tony Bless
>hating on /ourboy/
have sex
I wouldn't enjoy that at all, Ahmed.
Rockhold deserved to win
lol how many time did Luke get KO'd in that fight??
needs to be added to this:
Dan Shea.
I made the Rockhold -> Cockmold connection
Peeden
What does /heem/ think of the BMF Belt?
I think it's fucking awesome, two of the realest guys in the game going at it - no bullshit. They both smoke weed, Masivdal has the epic 3 piece with the soda, and Diaz is just a classic gangster. Going to be awesome!
kino
>french
3 in a couple of seconds. 4 if you include the 1st round headkick
>fat mexican
dana white likes ladyboys
Sad thing is you guessed and failed but you'll still be exactly what i called you
>france
Is that what he hears in the walls?
im not french dumbass
Will Masvidal feed Nate the three piece and a soda™ or will Nate punk Masvidal with the stockton slap™?
>you know there's more than just the border states in this terrific country, right?
maybe, ive seen some weird shit
>I'm merely pretending
This is the best they could come up with?
If I never have to see that masvidal meme (shall not be named) again it won't be soon enough
Tell us what you have seen Lucas
Gotta love how Luke thought he was going to outclass Jan everywhere going into the fight. He got his ass beat in the 1st round and would have gotten finished there if there was 15 seconds left in the round.
Should have been Colby vs Kamura
Kek
Not bad, but remember Puke Cuckhold? All me boys.
for years there was an entity outside my window that said my time would come soon and i had to prepare, it assumed the form of both man and woman over the years
ive seen aliens waving to me on the porch
ive seen my money on fire
ive had people whisper me in the shower, in my room, when im waiting in line at the grocery store
ive seen bats under my desk at work
i see weird shit every week, i also hear shit thats not there, and i perceive social situations differently than the rest
Luke is /ourboy/. Any faggot implying otherwise is an ugly nerd.
lol
...
I've digitally created what khabib would look like if he wasn't a muslim
Just hope its a good fight, the press conference showcased how utter fucking gay the fanbase is
Yair Rodríguez vs. Jeremy Stephens
Carla Esparza vs. Alexa Grasso
Brandon Moreno vs. Askar Askarov
Irene Aldana vs. Vanessa Melo
Martin Bravo vs. Steven Peterson
>Luke is /ourboy/
Yeah, you keep him, Leroy.
Would unironically be a fan if he looked like this, lads. either that or shave the retarded religious chinstrap
get in the goddamn hole
Diaz fans are actually retarded. The guy stands up and raises his fists in the air to a round of applause..
lmao that flag
K Ali
Do you live in a rural area? That would make it even more creepy. I think you might have a mental illness that causes these things. Do you sleep well enough? Anyway what is really strange is how children and babies seem to be a lot more sensitive to seeing strange and supernatural phenomenon
smalltown
im a diagnosed schizo and schizotypal with other shit attached to it
Imagine being scottish and calling yourself the bear jew because of a movie lmaooo
Bravo
Aldana
Askarov
Grasso
Rodriguez
>what is really strange is how children and babies seem to be a lot more sensitive to seeing strange and supernatural phenomenon
YEAH WHAT A FUCKING SHOCKER
if I smoke pot it turns me into a schizophrenic and i assume everyone is passive aggressively bullying me and plotting against me. also that the world is extremely small and I'm in what feels like a dollhouse.
Some people i assume to be pure evil, i can see it in their eyes or mannerism, some of them i deed worthy of being killed.
Ive also had some dreams in relation to scale, the most uncomfortable dream is a dream where i am being scaled down while doing something, il be holding a hammer for instance and i just turn into a tiny pebble gradually smaller than the hammer and and get crushed as i desperately try to hold and control the hammer, there is this weird sensation that comes with it
same. it induces psychosis in me even at very small doses
(they are and it is)
and this is why you lock your doors at night in (((safe communities)))
Out of all the Whitaker fights, why did they upload this one?
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I think he looks really sloppy in this fight. I remember watching at the time, I was unfamiliar with both and I just laughed at the strange back and forth
Handsome man, long arms
I don't have those side effects luckily.
No, but think back to when you were a young child. I remember seeing weird things that I don't see anymore. I don't believe in demons and all but it is weird that I do feel recognition to people that say they have seen strange things as a child.
Tough luck man. Hope it gets better... You like sperguson?
thank you for being like me, i just simply can't handle it for some reason but no one has ever understood.
Heem is officially a safe place for the mentally unstable
>flag
Dana wants Israel to look better than Bobby
only gypsies rob here, and they get scared off where i live
Ferg is among the top i like, im curious what issues he deals with, clearly he's still a highly functioning person but with issues attached.
dorks
Fuck this irish poster
70% Bob is more than enough to kill AdesCANya
fuck you, and everyone who dislikes weed
Whoops I have no idea why I typed right instead of left I must have advanced cte
I love weed for the schizophrenia it induces, don't put words in my mouth before I put a knuckle sandwich in yours, got it?
ya seethe
Weed is cool until you get a real job and get tested
Leech will win it he’s the biggest fucking gook. Not even close
Are me and Marty sitting next to each other?!
>artem lobov
>loser
ok kid
Trynna get yourself heemed Johan?
Heem might like this low key catchy song before it gets caught by normies
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It’s my walkout song btw
even with the pube effect he looks 10x better
Rob's TDD in this fight is baller as heck and much more effective than izzy's against brunson. I don't see how this makes him look bad. overall a solid heem
Rodriguez
Grasso
Moreno
Aldana
Peterson
You're alright nordbro. Probably a scary dude to share the octagon with but you will get there
Who doesn't?
why did the boomers do this to us
brunson looks like an inflatable tube man in this fight just wiggling his entire torso and arms. Hard to look crisp when someone is just literally sperging at you
Colby is gay. It explains so much, why he looks like a Chad but doesn't have the charisma. Why he's so close with his sister and hugs her like that. Why he's so awkward around women but doesn't get an erection in situations like this I wonder if Masvidal knows and just doesn't care or if he didn't know and Colby was obsessed with being his friend because it would teach him how to act straight.
Assamdanya sucks and is a total meme faggot. Whittaker sucks too though and got flushed by WB at 170.
BITCH NIGGAS ALREADY JACKIN OFF WHEN THE OL NIGGA SHOW UP
REAL NIGGAS START JERKIN OFF WHEN THE OL DUDE SHOW UP
>he hasn't had a period of time in his life in which he slayed puss and the only way to get an erection was having it stuffed in a girls mouth for 30 seconds
>another nation wide blackout
>anywhere between 1 day-1 month without electricity again
At least this time I'm armed I guess... S-save some webms for me guys, I don't want to miss Yair getting heemed
Fifty diggarydoos says you’ve gotten torqued just talking to a woman within the past 6 months
Based. Edwin Valero Bless
haha fuck you
thank you for your service. If it's a shotgun please don't kill yourself by short shucking it in a firefight
It's entirely possible
Tiger will redeem Schob stolen legacy
Is that Joanna?
that is joanna
Its entirely possible that the pregnant woman Jon Jones crashed into, was in fact, a planted crisis actor.
I got one in the gym the other day.
She's a QTπ
>she's sponsored by a sexual enhancement pill
>can kinda see her nipple
muhdick
Name more than one good Bisping win
Cung Le and the story against GSP
Antonio Brown for mma
No flaws, B.
>even if for some reason you find yourself fucking her, you'll never be able to squeeze her soft tiny tiddies
The hearts of fans everywhere.
Yes it is because he was scheduled to fight Rumble before this happened and Rumble happen to be the guy he was most concerned about in LHW. All I'm saying is look into it.
Fuck me ame the wuole country I guess
It is not, it's a semi, altho I'll probably get one next year
How come no ceremonial weigh ins?
>it's a semi
nigga most everything is a semi tell me what you're putting your life on for defense currently and I'll tell you if you're fucked or not
>That fucking Stiopic motherfucker would fuck up Brock Lesnar
This rant was maybe the last good moment on Joe's podcast besides the Alex Jones appearances ofc. And them watching Pico get knocked was also hilarious.
is this a sex trafficking den
Yikes.
>Nate and Jorge are fighting for the title of "Baddest motherfucker"
cool
>Nate and Jorge are fighting for a literal belt that says Bad Motherfucker
cringe
wtf is going on toothpaste?!
>Killed Luke Rockhold, a man that wrestles bulls
>Beat Cung Le in China
>Came back from the dead to beat Anderson Silva
>Beat Mayhem Miller so badly he went insane
Epstein's boarding school
Actually posted this picture here so I could yandex it. Seems to be the Russian army
Honestly, UFC shouldn't even go by wins and losses. It should go by performance bonuses and winning stories. Prove me wrong.
And Edgy Brah ranting about pizzagate and other conspiracies and triggering Callen in the process kek
They already do. Look at the msg main event.
I landed a leg kick on my coach this morning so I'm pretty much a pro fighter now
Elias is proof that they do that already.
you're on a soccer team, who cares
What an Aryan Chad.
Ufc should remove total records and show UFC only records in the stats before a fight happens. Some fighters had a shit start or only fought cans. It's a better way to keep track how well a fighter is doing
Everytime Rico "the one man crusade" Verhoeven steps into the ring he is physically fighting the islamization of Europe, he knows that losing means losing everything he holds dear and doesn't do it for the glory or trophies does it so he can sleep at night. Similar to Christ but not a scrawny Jew. We must all rally around him in our own lives, god knows he grants me strength in my life. While i might not ever be 6'5 and 250 lbs of lean muscle i can only hope to become great enough to be useful as one of his minions one day. Bless you all.
b-but KHABIB SMESH wouldn't be 28-0??!
women were a mistake
>Khabib and Usman only have 2 performance bonuses each
Boring. Both should be stripped and cut.
>BAD MF'ERS!!!
faggot mccarthy, who ruined the sport with his faggot ruleset, has the balls to criticize elite referees like mazzagatti and yamasaki
Sorry, there's a card tonight?
It's hard to stay up to date without the effortposting OPs.
if nate wins by boring wrestlefuck like he did against pettis does he still get the belt ?
Tomorrow.
*40 y.o. teenagers in you're path*
That wasn't really a wrestlefuck, but it was boring and yest because he's said fuck enough times to qualify for the belt.
40 year old teenagers or 40yr old teenagers
Megan Olivi
uncanny
>MMA
>Real sport
Also, favorite Canelo win?
khan win was funny
id heem her in the 3rd round
Askren beats Maia
Diaz beats Masvidal
Askren beats Masvidal in the rematch
Screencap this
>UGH BMF BELT IS SO CRINGE
For me it's jacking off to video games
Name a rematch Conor doesn't win
It's amazing how much hate Luke gets from MMA community, I think it's because he's a Chad that models and shit while fighting. Never was a fan of him, watching anyone get brutally heem'd is nice. He never really did anything wrong except being super confident in his abilities as he should be.
Bisping's reign was utter shit tier nonsense, but how he won it was a great story
people are overlooking this
Conor has never lost a rematch
Khabib has never WON a rematch
Bet the farm on The Notorious One
For me it's a nice lie in on the weekend.
However Khabib has never lost a fight while Conman has
I'm not a fan of this at all.
shows how hes cerebral enough to realize that he's being baitied into a slug fest he keeps his composure and puls off the win against a bumson who was on a mad tear before he stepped to bobby knuckles
Would not hate as much
For me it's a big fat juicy calzone from pizza hut
Is that a blasian on the left? moar
I smoke a cigarette before cardio to simulate high altitude training. How do you prepare to heem niggas?
I'm sorry, I guess I was thinking with my backward country standards since anything above a 9mm it's ridiculously expensive, it's a sig pro 2009
>actually believes this
>will you have your hands behind your back jorge?
Joanna fucking Young Jay Check
>boring wrestlefuck
>ends with a tko
Uwatm8
who /moreno/ here?
sig's are pretty fucking good my boy, make sure you practice clearing a malfunction and clean your fucking gun if you haven't already
For me it's snacks & heems with the bois
i had an SP2009, pretty heavy but it handles recoil pretty well because of it. Should be good for permaheeming looters
Why is Luke betraying DC like that?
Walker will HEEM Jones with a flying ass smack
Enjoy cancer dumbass
work at a car dealership. i tested positive for weed and they hired me anyway because everyone who sells cars is constantly high
There's no proof smoking causes cancer
For me it's Lina Länsberg
JJ soul mogs Holms
Cigarettes vs. Your Lungs
if you don’t have cancer by the age of seventy you’re a puss
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>ywn huff her farts
Based Brapentina Stenchenko. Imagine the smell.
I feel like a threesome with Holly and Joanna would be quite awkward
GET OUT OF THERE JOANNA
If you're not a fan of Cejudo you're not a fan of MMA
Izzy style is so weak. Theres almost no threat of anything when fighting him.
When I watch Max Holloway fight, I feel that I'm witnessing a GOAT in the making. When I see Henry Cejudo fight, I feel like I'm witnessing a GOAT in the making. When I see Khabib fight? I don't get that same feeling. I just feel like I'm watching another fighter. It's more akin to the feeling I got when watching Ronda or Brock. A spectacle, sure, but overall meaningless. He might as well be defending his belt on the prelims for all I care, because I know that he won't amount to anything. He will be exposed, it's just a matter of time.
I get the same feeling watching dumbass Curtis blaydes, hope he never gets a titleshot
I don't even get how you can feel it's a spectacle watching khabib fight. I'm telling you guys eddie, gaychee, lee and tony would all dunk on him
till will be champ at LHW
Tony Ferguson, Curtis Blaydes and Ben Askren have the best walkout songs, prove me wrong.
matt won the story of the fight
>There's almost no threat of anything when fighting him
lol what? Watch him fight Bumson then watch Whittaker vs Bumson. Adesanya was much more dominant. I don't like Adensanya's meme personality, but he's really skilled there's no denying it.
FUCKEN this. My account is shared at my family’s house
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>No Blagoy Ivanov
Sad. youtu.be
>Adesanya was much more dominant
he could barely get bumson off of him even though he had the stacked height advantage the rob doesn't have. Much more dominant heem tho
Is this really Toilet Till?
I miss him bros
remember when abel trujillo had a 100% takedown take against khabib, after khabib weighed in at 208lbs ?
>Hope he never gets a title shot
Why? Because he would win?
WHAT THE FUCK! TECIA TORRES IS A FUCKING LESBIAN, WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN, SHE'S GOING OUT WITH RAQUEL PENNINGTON! WHAT THE FUCK
>ywn take another smoke break during a 15 minute elias sparring session
brehs...
Whittaker could barely get Brunson him off him either. Adesanya is taller, but he's really thin. His takedown defense has been solid so far though surprisingly. I think he gives everyone in the division a tough time on the feet especially over 5 rounds. I think Whittaker is going to have to rely on grappling to win.
It's been like that for awhile now
Let's not forget the vittori fight when we talk about izzy, lad. kelvin didn't need to rely on grappling and whittaker won't either. He'll land a hook of some sort and beat ass from pillar to post
I was looking at the shortest female fighters in the UFC and saw Tecia was 5'1, went to search her on Google and it said her partner was Raquel Pennington, fucking hell, I thought she was straight, I'm actually fucking shook. I don't even remember this happening, I'm sure I haven't heard anyone say anything about this in commentary when she fights.
Where's my bitch the Jordan faggot?!
This is my trip
and this is my post! this is THE post!
He hasn't shown his face since I last exposed him!
Where you at mcnugget?!!??!
what a casual
also she's bi and tried fucking colby
they talk about these dykes all the time you casual spaz, go kneel toward mecca nigger
>Kelvin did not need to rely on grappling
Yes he did that's why he lost because he didn't grapple. If he grappled maybe he wouldn't have got his ass beat in the 5th. The Kelvin Izzy fight was really entertaining, but it wasn't that close. It was clear who won by the end. In fact, Adesanya was the one who showed the most impressive grappling that fight.
Yes i did my research and out of all the available guns this one seemed the better option, I wanted a Glock 17 or any Glock for that matter but the market here its quite limited, I know how to clear a malfunction, the gun was cleaned right before purchase I still need to learn how to clear my gun (it's not easy to learn such things here since it's pretty much illegal)
Yes it's a big and heavy gun but I like it, recoil feels nice and it's not like I plan to take it outside my house, will probably take a risk and get a 2" 38 next time and carry that shit with me 24/7
He lost because he did try to grapple retard, maybe you should watch the fight
There are tons of lesbians/bi girls in wmma
Uh I don't get it, can you explain please?
nigger, he lost after he tried to takedown izzy after he rocked his ass hard. the midget even landed a kick on him
Smelly dumb cazzie scum
Basically I trolled him to the point he thought he was talking to two people. After I posted that picture he left... never responded.
shut the fuck up blackstar
Oh for shore Gaethje will be the man to beat Khabib
I knew it... you took off your proxy!
Sorry excuse of a troll! :^)
Debate me...
for sure khabib will do that to anyone
yes faggot khabib has dangerous hands
I unironically don't know how to use a proxy
I'm the humble photoshop heemster
There is no man to beat khabib...
three dots....
only a bear
am i a cazzie now?
le he fights bears
A communist plagiarist is not a patriot
yeah i've seen your work on my way home in the catalog i saw the darren till shoop.
when i get home i will load my arsenal of shoops.
nice to meet you.
MMA is fighting. Boxing is not fighting
I did watch the fight and Kelvin didn't get a clean knockdown that fight besides the one they counted in the 1st. He had Izzy hurt in the fourth where he attempted that takedown, but there's no guarantee he finishes Izzy there and obviously he should have used his grappling at different moments not when he had Izzy rocked. He was very clearly losing most of the fight on the feet. Even if he knocked down Izzy in that moment there's no guarantee he finishes Izzy there. Kelvin was gassed and Izzy has shown he has toughness. Also, Adesanya will make adjustments after fighting Kelvin. Whittaker will have trouble landing I guarantee he will try to grapple. He's not out-striking Adesanya.
Elias was robbed here.
Oh for sure Dustin could knock down Conor too my guy
Ok, NOT a casual. How did she try having sex with Colby, how do you know she's Bi?
There's Nunes, Nina, I think Eubanks is bi, Andrade. Those are the only ones I know in the UFC.
Not. A. Casual.
I'm not trying to be mean or exaggerate but this is the most youtube comment take i've ever seen on heem.
Yeah he was clearly losing the fight before that and clearly lost after it too dumbass. People who talk about that moment like it was a guaranteed win for Kelvin are just coping armchair quarter backs. Kelvin rocked Izzy in the 1st and then got his ass beat until that moment in the 4th, but he was completely gassed by then and couldn't finish Izzy. He was also scared to get countered in that moment, which is why he didn't just throw a barrage of punches like every keyboard warrior says he should have done. Izzy had him shook even when hurt.
what do you use for this
very nice. too many goobies though
>MMA is fighting
Kinda sad that you got this off of Reddit though
it got taken from /heem/ last year. check the characters in the picture this is pre floyd.
that's not mine but If you've been here a while we've already met. There is no greater joy in life then when someone randomly posts my shops and I've heemed someone 6 inches taller than me before. /heem/ is life my guys
kek ok we'll see in October. Izzy is a high level striker he will have no problem out-striking Whittaker. If Izzy wasn't a cringe memelord with his stupid broken native tattoo he wouldn't be so underrated on here, but it is what it is.
Everything you see there is within MMA rules. What's your point? That guys get old and washed up? Wow
never said this picture was yours i got it here earlier today or last night before i ran out to the store. this picture has been floating on the interwebs for a while
nice to meet you
I know but I have to disclaim that or someone will think I was taking credit for it and bully me.
I wish bentoposting took off
I feel like even if whittaker heems that 30 year old zoomer you'll still pretend he was winning and outstriking rob the whole time, it was a fluke, he won until he lost.
I've seen many people doubting bobert that never show their face here again after he dashes their hot takes away, you won't be the last. RIP namefag until jacare gets a titleshot
How the fuck do you even live with yourself being so fucking stupid. Look at the picture, far left, look at the pillar, there is Yoel kissing Luke, Yoel vs. Luke happened 11th February 2018, therefore the image couldn't have existed before then, Conor vs Floyd happened 27th August 2017. Either you're lying on purpose or you're just a fucking idiot.
You don't have two brain cells to rub together do you, you fucking moron.
Actually kinda repulsive.
who is the most effective cutbabby of all time?
what is the cutbabby cut off?
I would say 145 Gooby
and the cutoff to cutbabby territory is cutting 30lbs from walk around weight
Disgusting
I can't read two things at once so I will respond with...
16,000 subs on youtube
/pol/ 8 years
Yea Forums 12
mad?!
Youtube 12 years
1998 the first time i've been online...
Any other words before i derail your train of thoughts?!
Genderbender sleeps soon, boi
Without being a fanboy, or cringe, McGregor's cut down to 145lbs is definitely number 1 on the cutbabby list.
Like I said we'll see. I'll be happy for Whittaker if he gets a win, but I don't see it being an easy fight. I don't really have a dog in the fight I'm just looking at the matchup. Whittaker is pretty loved on here and Adesanya isn't and I don't even shit post Adesanya memes so don't pretend I'll be coping. If anything the Whittaker copypasta posters will be the ones coping.
no.
vick
>Boi
Nice Poel meme, upvoted
I was being nice, wave your autism badges somewhere else
Masvidal wins the fight
Nate wins the rematch
Colby wins the belt
Ben wins the story
Screencap this
While Vick is most certainly a pussy cutbabby, McGregor's weight advantage gave him a huge power advantage over the rest of the featherweights. His success at FW can directly be attributed to the fact he cut down below his weight class
I'm just letting you know so you don't cross my path...
here we go...
get ready...
ca z z i e! :^)
ohhh i went there!! :^)
>Most effective cutbabby
>Vick
Uhh, no lol it's between 145 Conor, Max, and Khabib. Maybe LHW DC too. Vick may have been a cutbabby, but he was and still is a can.
Name one good Masvidal win
Of course the bong is projecting
then why couldn't he beat porier?
Leon Edwards
What about mighty mouse?
Vick doesn't do shit at 155 lol
His entire career is quality wins
Tim Means
Michael Chiesa
Rustam Khabilov
James Krause
Al Iaquinta
Cezar Ferreira
Benson Henderson
Lorenz Larkin
Jake Ellenberger
Don Cerrone
Demian Maia
Darren Till
Ben Askren
I get a similar feeling about Edmen Shabazhyan.
what are the odds of Bobby doing exactly this?
we never said effective. I just assumed amount. Mcgregor isn't fuckin huge or anything, his wrists are dense as fuck and gives him heem ability. THE FURY jury would be tearing shit up if the weighcut directly related to strength
Till
>Ben wins the story
After the 244 presser there is no doubt in my mind that Ben won this.
Name one good Till win
I mean, he literally did say effective. That exact word.
Because Max is a featherweight. He still had Dustin in trouble in that fight and also almost submitted him. Crazy Dustin couldn't finish him tbqh. Max either has a ridiculous chin or Dustin's power is overrated.
The original post literally says "who is the most effective cutbabby" lol
I highly doubt 190 is Volkonovski's natural walk around weight, he just uses the extra bulk for Rugby like is effective to be heavier
Masvidal
Dustin has zero power, only retards think otherwise, he throws as hard as he can and lands clean but still never KOs anyone
>Rashad Evans has parted ways with the UFC and is considering a return from retirement
sorry fellas I was responding to
>Without being a fanboy, or cringe, McGregor's cut down to 145lbs is definitely number 1 on the cutbabby list.
They named that belt after the GOAT
>Gadoosh!
Alot of people say Khabibs record isnt impressive , but did you know he has a win over one of the most vicious knockout artists of all time, Magomed Magomedov, yeah I bet you didn't know that cazzie.
Which in turn was responding to a post about who was the most effective cutbabby. I'll let you off this time, buddy! >:)
really makes me dink
anyone want me to shop some dumb shit?
this is worse than losing to Matt Sera
even if Crocop wins a rematch this is embarassing
Literally no one thinks Volkan walks at 190
who /cocaine/ here?
Many fx artist can't give life to an iris but you managed to not only make schaub the tard he is but also shoop his eye photo realistic if that's even a shoop
9/11
I heard >Rogan mention it, so in turn many redditors on his nuts think so too
degenerate
>3 goobies
>no penn
thanks, lad
japanese
reminds me to talk to my ex on city 480 of mafia city.
thanks famalamamamam
btfo
11/10 upgrade
Would you take an uppercut from Ngannou if it meant you got to implant your seed into any female fighter of your choosing?
nothing wrong with a treat every now and then. there's a difference between full blown addicts who's lives are a complete mess and they mask and ignore all their problems by focusing all their energy into taking drugs, and someone who works, socialises, has friends, goals, but just occasionally treats themselves
as it happens, due to the time zones when the UFC is on in the UK, me and my friends often do coke n watch UFC. it's a fuckin rollercoaster, tell ya that much lad
While we're on the topic of big fights, did you know Conor McGregor faced the great Artemij Sitenkov? Artemij made Conor tap of course.
Wmma wombs are compromised
t. mental midget
Of course. It would be unlikely to kill me. I don't know what fighter I would choose. Maybe Megan Anderson so they don't have to be manlets like their dad.
Cope
Why is Anderson paler than Adesanya?
Shouts out to based Whittaker for pulling out of this card with a tummy ache and making this sparring session the main event instead.
>gangly goofballs who can't fight
Just BLEACH wei lee zhang and have a poweful manlet child who can crack
get help lad ive seen lives heemed by snow
Adesanya is straight African, while Silva is Brazilian. Silva probably has a little bit of European in him.
Jon doesn't do coke, that's a convenient excuse for masking roids
depends how hard whitaker throws a left hand, that seems to be izzy weak side, Bisping unironically heems Izzy
Israel and Rob both deserved the noose that night. Neither of them really showed up.
Hope one of them is brutally humiliated. Don’t care which one.
based miyuu
absolute maneater
>Jon doesn't do coke
He's literally tested positive for it and it doesn't even stay in your system long lol I think you'd be surprised
joker girl is the cute
>thinking rewarding yourself in self-acknowledged progression and having full clarity through honest introspection is weak
I bet you can't even grasp that concept, you pitiful boring cunt
Based
It was by far the worst card of the year. I hope Paulo fights the winner of the meme fight at 243, but if Whittaker wins it'll probably be over a year until he fights again.
Jon Jones is the christian Mike Tyson in terms of GOATs who do coke
How did Big Nog gain 7 inches?
I've always been mentally strong, lad. Trust me when I say that coke in no way effects my normal day to day life, my goals, functionality. It's a treat for rare occasions. I'm surrounded by very open and close friends who talk about ourselves, our headspace, with no masks. I know myself, as a person and I know there's no way I would ever get dragged down into a path like that.
>would you get punched to get some muscle bitch you don’t like pregnant
no
Maradona and Mike Tyson take the cake. Look at those fucking eyes man
utter mogging
with a bathmate
Huh? Me? Oh yeah I do coke all the time. Coca Cola!
haha you aight white boy
shut the fuck up dork
>non-existent hips
I'll pass.
No better ways to become great friends with someone you have nothing in common with than doing coke with them
does anyone have the webm of the guy with the gigantic dick doing coke with two hotties in the hotel room
ok good
Whenever I party with complete strangers, I always drop the quote 'you don't know someone til you've seshed (partied) with them)' and they always say back that it's true
Why does this retard keep shilling this shit? Did any of you losers join this stupid faggot club?
t. fat nerd with no friends and has nobody he can communicate with so he feels lonely and compelled to browse Yea Forums
cool dude
discord is a jew scam
projecting
You have to be mentally ill to take that offer
post invite
anybody watchin ADCC next week?
You seem to be coping with your drug addiction badly, I hope you get the help you need
gordon healthy?
youtu.be
Khabib can't even lift his obese leg high enough to perform a head kick. Beast of an "athlete".
you sound like a fucking fag
SESHED, I would honestly bully you if i heard that gay shit said with your fruity accent. coke is alright tho
You don't actually do coke or have friends
Yep, competed at Faber's Kinectic no gi competition a few weeks back. Has bunch of matches booked for after ADCC.
instagram.com
are you goofing on someone for using Yea Forums by using Yea Forums? also this is the most embarrassing shit i've read. You come off as someone who's finally doing normie shit and trying to brag to people you perceive to be nerds. Most of us have been there done that you absolute dumpling.
In my country we say you don't know someone until you've been to the range (shooting range) with them. It's very true, and if you experience it you'll know what I mean.
It's a popular British term lad
I don't give a fuck, keep that gay shit on your fairy island. What the fuck even is a gazelle this is america
dana already trying to cuck tony with the “we didn’t get to a deal when tony is ready to fight we will book the fight!”
Based
gsp just stay retired. dana rolling him out when he literally has massive blanks in memory and blames it on aliens
Isn't this old news? I thought Dana said this at the 242 post fight press conference
That was years ago, gsp isn't old you fuck. he heemed bisping sleepy while he had bigg shit disease stretching out his colon
Hardly bragging about anything whatsoever. People came at me, calling me a mental midget, etc. so I openly and thoroughly explained my mindset, how I operate, one Canadian even supposedly showed concern, so again - I explained myself. I understand it's not usual for people on Yea Forums, let alone /heem/ to talk without ego, as I do in comfortable situations irl. You're spot on about that last part tho. Stopped browsing Yea Forums around November 2017, got a job, got a car, stopped smoking etc.
There's a difference between bragging and responding to shitposts with actual depth, rather than the usual drivel that gets shit out here.
write a blog, i aint readin that shit
yeah from his roids. his guts and organs enlarged. dana wants the gsp fight because its an easy win for khabib and he knows it. tony is the worst possible matchup for the eagle
>paki got a job and now thinks it's people
>easy win for khabib
do you really think this? the only reason the fight hasn't been made already is dana knows GSP won't fight again. what does that tell you? that dana also knows khabib would get his shit pushed in by a faster more complete mixed martial artist
>Tim Means
Robbery
>Michael Chiesa
Got dropped
>Rustam Khabilov
Got dropped, lost
>James Krause
meh
>Al Iaquinta
Lost
>Cezar Ferreira
meh
>Benson Henderson
Lost
>Lorenz Larkin
Lost
>Jake Ellenberger
Not a win
>Don Cerrone
meh
>Demian Maia
Lost
>Darren Till
Decent win
>Ben Askren
Fluke
this is literal autism
Since when are chokes heems? And gsp has fought forever. It's more about miles than age. Not to mention he's 38, which is pretty old.
there is a white male in this photo isn't there
ok buddy i'd just lie about things on Yea Forums
heem means heem sleepy
bisping went shleep
Jesus Christ, you're a real headcase aren't you. Grow up. Fuck off.
>bragging about being a druggie loser
lmao
coke is supposed to look like fish scales. this retarded nigger is snorting baby aspirin to look cool for us lmao
Remember when Luke Thomas vociferously defended recreational cocaine use when Jon Jones was caught?
is that way dummy
>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya"
>"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds"
>"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—"
>*commentating team laughs*
>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker"
>"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman"
>...
>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!"
>"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!"
>"HE KNOWS THAT—"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!"
>"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—"
>"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"
>"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"
>responding to someone with proof that i do something they claim i don't do is bragging
switchin gears abit int you
Fuck off degenerate. No one cares about your drug habit, come try that faggy "Seshed" shit here in my favela and I steal your coke and your dignity (I rape you)
you are legitimately a loser, man. I'm embarrassed for you
Whoa shit lads, this badass does drugs! Damn what a cool dude.
Heem means heem everyone even myself.
Based.
it was fish scale, glistening on the rock until I put the bag between a note and crushed it all with a lighter?
I'm with brazil. I'd legit fuck you up for your gay shit and no one would bat an eye
fucking BASED hue
He did? I didn't realize Luke Thomas was based.
why are you asking a question, you faggot. you talk like a bitch
third worlders
let the guy enjoy his coke
Why are so many people seething over coke who gives a fuck
Yes, he went on and on about knowing successful people who do coke and hold it together just fine. It was insufferable.
imagine half the posters in here absolutely lost their minds because for everything they said, they got a truthful response. serious lack of communication skills in this thread, proper freaks
Today I had two big pieces of cod, peas and potatoes with mint. And then half an hour later I was starving again and had ice cream. I don't get why I'm always hungry.
Based
Cringed
Based
Cringed
Cringed
Based
I mean tobh Jon testing positive for coke wasn't a big deal. The only bad part is that he didn't get the same treatment that Nick Diaz got for testing positive for weed, but Nick got black balled.
>telling some attention whore retard to fuck off is somehow seething over coke
finally a time to post this
Worms m8
You shouldn't do drugs, they're bad for you and will decrease your chances of making it as a pro fighter.
Yeah because you're clogging up the thread with bullshit and giving him the attention he wants.
This Brit is just gay is all. Nobody likes him, he definitely doesn't have friends
>thinking I give a fuck about attention
I just responded to whatever quoted my posts m8
U're probably a unit innit?
true that, I'd give this nerd a mike perry nose easily since he rotted it away with baby aspirin soaked in gasoline
Are you getting fat or just curious?
Based
Read all this after a good nap and please release how embarrassing you truly are
take it from Luke Rockhold
this is legit champ shit
They totally banged
I've gained about a stone recently. And I'm eating bigger meals so it doesn't really make sense why I'm snacking all the time.
I'm not arsed at all lad, I don't browse Yea Forums regularly, I'm not compelled to it like most of the people here are
How many British lads are in here? (druggie don't respond to me)
The body always wants more. That's why there are so many fat people around
I'm just saying if you read it and take stock of yourself you won't be such a sperg in real life as well
You don’t know a bloke til you’ve seshed wit im
I'm always here, I'm working today but can't sleep.
Shut up Luke
Dana confirmed based and redpilled
Stephens
Grasso
Moreno
Melo
Bravo
THAT'S SO TRUE I AGREE (concur) WITH YOU
I can't believe I defended you. You're not even one of us. I feel dirty.
GSP beats Kebab via heelhook, he's been training in the blue basement with Danaher and Gordon
ay lad wanna ave a lil sesh where we touch each others bummies? get to know ya lad
True innit? Can't really know a bloke without lettin 'im sesh up your bum up real nice?
Trust me brother, I'm good. I've got a legit 9/10 girlfriend, countless friends, a brand new Hyundai i30. Do you genuinely think I give a fuck about what people who post meaningless fanboy shit all day long actually think?
Half English on me dad's side.
ay lets sesh m8
SMESH
M
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S
H
OI MATE DO YOU HEV YOU SESHIN' LOICENSE?
Think the lot of you lads'd be better off in /brit/
Why do people respond to obvious shitposting?
The system doesn't really work in mma.
I used to be until late 2017, I just realised that all of this bollocks is just shitposting fanboys and a waste of time.
you wanna sesh brah?
do you's 2 sesh?
just gotta sesh with us more m8
Fuk off mate, hope douse moigrants hev a real gud seshin with ye bum.
>tfw no druggie gf to sesh with
If only spainsperg were here bullying this shitskin too this would be prime /heem/
Why'd he stop seshing with us?
You sound like a bit of a poof, yeah, stop replying to me please.
oi m8 bet you'll change your mind after a sesh yea?
Everything works against some asian bums who have never heard about it. See how popular and effective it's the grappling scene and compare to its effectiveness on mma. It's possible to submit high-level guy in grappling via heelhook but even a mid-level guy in ufc would never let you do it to him. It's extremely rare for a reason
Can't really say you know the lad without a bit of a sesh innit?
Someone make the new /sesh/ thread
It's confirmed, I'm officially the straightest man in the thread
/sesh/ when?
Tony will probably fight for cheap so the fight will probably still happen as long as they offer him something. He fought for a relatively small pay at 229.
>swede
>straight man
Bit privileged to think that innit?
>Asian bums
>Dagestan
exactly
@95596716
Give me a (you) next time you're gonna talk about me motherfu*ker
don't talk like that to brazil, you don't know him until you've seshed with him
Don't @ me you faggot, i'd fucking sesh you if you'd stepped to me in my favela
y nuevo?
I only do sesh in the flesh, that means we're naked as the day when we do it, you man enough porra?
new
>doing coke
do you have a vagina? get some dope you pussy
>implying I'm scared of your wh*toid penis
Buddy, I got a legit 9/10 gf, countless friends and a brand new Hyundai i30. I've seshed with the best of 'em and i post pictures of coke on Yea Forums to strangers. Trust me when I say I'm no stranger to cocks
Till and sami zayn, good to see two different professions being so close together!
Benoit was based
This is the post
This sport is boring. Checkem