OFFICIAL SOUTHAMPTON v BOURNEMOUTH MATCH THREAD

The imitation South Coast derby kicks off the weekend's football. Saints play the actual South Coast derby on Tuesday night in the League Cup.

Kick-off at 8:00pm UK time with coverage on Sky Sports PL.

SOU: Gunn; Soares, Vestergaard, Bednarek, Danso; Ward-Prowse, Hojbjerg (c), Romeu; Boufal, Redmond, Adams.
>Subs: McCarthy, Stephens, Bertrand, Yoshida, Armstrong, Ings, Long.

BOU: Ramsdale; Stacey, S. Cook (c), Ake, Rico; H. Wilson, Billing, Lerma, King; C. Wilson, Solanke.
>Subs: Boruc, Mepham, Simpson, Surman, L. Cook, Fraser, Ibe.

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awrite lads

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49771802

>Championship clubs may still pursue a breakaway from the English Football League if their deep-seated grievances over the handling of a new TV deal are not immediately addressed.

>Former Liverpool and Premier League chief executive Rick Parry was named chairman designate by the EFL on Thursday, with his appointment due to be ratified at a meeting of member clubs on 26 September. The appointment of 64-year-old will be followed by a new chief executive to replace Shaun Harvey, who left his role at the end of last season.

>After the recent turbulence of trying to manage the catastrophic financial situations at Bury and Bolton, EFL executive chair Debbie Jevans had hoped the installation of a new senior executive team would lead to a resetting of the relationship between the organisation and its biggest clubs. However, it is understood Jevans has been told that is not the case. Instead, BBC Sport has been told by several sources that a Premier League-style breakaway is possible, such is the strength of feeling over the £595m, five-year TV deal with Sky announced in November.

>Whether such a strategy is realistic, given the Premier League has never shown any interest in forming a second tier, is debatable. However, the mere fact the threat exists underlines the strength of feeling against the EFL.

ARE YOU READY FOR PREMIER LEAGUE 2?!

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how are my fellow cherrybros this evening?

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I will never accept Bournemouth as a premier league club.

BUT EDDIE MEME IS GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

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seething

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>iptv down
>got to stream on my laptop like a regular schmuck

vile

Seething Leeds fan

in pictures

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shan't be watching this

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How will they ever recover?

What did you have for dinner today Yea Forums?

chinese - ordered too much as always but it'll make a nice breakfast tomorrow

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Sounds right, there are quite a number of teams in the Championship that are too good for it so they should have their own league.

>no fraser again

literally what is Eddie Meme's problem?

Tell me about Le Tissier, why didn't he make the NT?

free dominos from work for lunch, and a homemade carribean type curry for dinner

egg sausage chips & beans

seems to be making him into the scottish shaqiri

southampton were shit and england managers don't pick from small clubs

noice.... proper dinner that m8

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>southampton were shit and england managers don't pick from small clubs
Shame, because that guy was a fucking beast, you can tell just from highlights

grim
based
council

Let's be honest

This should be a championship match

Chicken Tikka.

because he wasn't anywhere near as good as people say he is now
See also Paul Scholes

Imagine sacrifing last seasons 2nd top assister in the entire league to make space for Dominic fucking Solanke

Chippy

what's with this fucking light show? cringy af

Shearer, Gazza were Englands best players at the time

kino lights

yank tier desu

Weeds out the epileptics

Norf - Cheese and broccoli pasta and sauce
Souf - Sausage tray bake

Le Tiss never gave a shit, if he tried harder he could be up their as one of the GOATs but you can tell his heart was never in it

what if some epileptic is in the stands?

That's the hope, extra meat for the harvest

>Rick Parry

They are fucked.

This is the guy who

>Decided to close the entire club, including the merchandise/commercial sections for a few days after Istanbul 2005 rather than trying to cash in on it with sales and new deals
>Caused Liverpool to fall ridiculously far behind rivals in terms of commercial income despite a huge fanbase
>Spent £20m on "plans" to build a new stadium that were so retarded they got entirely scrapped
>Went to play golf on transfer deadline day and turned his phone off whilst deals fell apart around him
>Unironically got tricked by 2 dumbfuck Americans who nearly bankrupted the entire club

I have no idea how Parry could get such a high profile job, I swear it's a complete insular circlejerk at that level of business and competence does not matter at all

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I like the lights

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Fucking Rob Lee made the cut, let's be serious

Harry Wilson is in my FPL team lads

fraser wants to leave

Theres faster ways of telling us that you're a nonce

>I have no idea how Parry could get such a high profile job, I swear it's a complete insular circlejerk at that level of business and competence does not matter at all
It's LITERALLY all about who you know. nothing else matters in any business.

It's like Hollywood. You just fail upwards.

intelligence and competence clearly matters in small businesses or else they go bust

But he's still their best player

Came off the bench on Sunday and won them the game

twitter says 'knock'

Low energy match so far lads.

AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE AKE

AEKEKEKEEKEKEKE

>tfw captained ake
it's the sky one so you have a captain on each game day btw, not retarded

BASED CHELSKI REJECT BASED CHELSKI REJECT BASED CHELSKI REJECT BASED CHELSKI REJECT BASED CHELSKI REJECT BASED CHELSKI REJECT BASED CHELSKI REJECT

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Southampton fans are on a par with chelshit's in terms of copy paste songs they sing

It's ok I captain Matthew Lowton every single week, big brain people captain defenders

>bournemouth will never ever fuck off

>Shane Long
>actually short

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Yea Forums is eternally BTFO by Eddie Howe

>M-muh Eddie Meme's relegation machine
>c-can't cut it in the PL

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Really struggling to pay attention to this mstch

Two boring, shite beige clubs. It's hard to muster any feelings whatsoever about either of them. Two total non-entities

>Your support is fackin' shit

I don't think either club's fans has a right to sing this desu

see the chink and poo big 6 customers are in Yea Forums this evening

toppest cringe song

second

>31 yellows in 62 games
what the fuck

Eddie Meme will be next Everton manager anyway

>F-FUCK BOURNEMOUTH! THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE!

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Lerma'd

>le win enough games before christmas to stay up and relax man

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>Liverpool's Feeder Club vs the club that pay retarded fees for Liverpool's cast offs

Riveting stuff

sideways move. why would he?

F-F-F-FF-FFFFRIDAY N-NIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER...?

KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

He's an Everton fan

easy win

VAR VAR VAR VAR

VAR

Bye Soton
Everyone wave to Soton

FUCKING VAR'D

OFFSIDE
F
F
S
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D
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>Rivalry

Why do Sky keep pushing these fake rivalries between shit clubs

Get dabbed on

poor guy

Based VAR

t. manure customer

I hate VAR bros

VAR SINSON

>it's so close
>pitch lines clearly show he's off

They do the same shit with Brighton/Palace

Ward-prowse is overrated shite

Put Armstrong on

The one they did recently was a rivalry between Everton and Watford

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Bournemouth are the slightly better version of Roberto Martinez's Wigan. Prove me wrong.

I remember Jim White calling this the Z-Cars rivalry

how long until players start waiting for the VAR check until they celebrate?
bear in mind that they're all sub 50 iq

Jesus Christ.

It dilutes real rivalries when they force this shit

>Palace/Brighton
>Watford/Everton
>Southampton/Bournemouth
>City/Liverpool

None of these are real rivalries, I wish they'd stop trying to push them

a peroni as a starter
couple of peronis as main
a peroni for dessert
then when i get home ill eat whatever is getting close to expiration date
LIVING THE DREAM

Would call that 'level' with the strikers advantage in the olden days

VAR means less goals, which is a shame

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>these squad numbers
Absolutely grim

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All english people are gay

*Sips*

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I think Palace Brighton is a proper rivalry

wtf where's all the good numbers?

burek

The passing leading up to that goal was fucking kino

>s'ton

proper gay rivalry

>eddie meme rolls on
When will this coward go to a big club?

literally relegation fodder tier

Please buy harry wilson

Thought squads were restricted to 25 players or something? should make it that they have to use numbers 1-25, anything after is for the youth

good shit
I rate cevapis also

Sorry la, we'll be taking him back at the end of the season.

Fucking hell just checked the league table expecting southampton to be bottom 3 with like 2 points still

They are 11th with 7 points

The quality in the bottom 14-16 clubs in the league has gone to shit

Wilson is a top twink

Should be like union. 1-11 no names, subs 12-18

>the breaker of brighton
>the blight of the blades

Obviously excludes currently 3rd place Bournemouth

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Southampton will be in big trouble this season, had a good fixture list and Brighton got a red and they had a game against Sheffield who also got a red
also a draw against Man U top kek

Absolutely agree there should be no names, totally unnecessary.

15 years ago you had players like Hierro, Okocha, Shearer, Duggary, Djorkaeff, Tugay, Di Canio, Melchiott, Hasselbaink, Mendietta, Friedel, Jaaskeleinen playing for the shite clubs in the league

Now you've got teams playing Dominic Solanke as their £20M marquee signing Centre forward

>hojbjerg is a premier league captain

Basically all those players played for top half clubs.

harry wilson unironically better than ox already

what were the 2 gay black players in the stand doing?

Ox was one of our most important players pre-injury, give him time

on call to bum any racist fans

Really despise that Deliveroo advert

Would shag the mum however

>5 min testosterone ad
Why do Americans do this

>Live in the outer suburbs of a large city
>Deliveroo won't deliver this far

Cunts desu

sadly in the modern age it's all about branding
even F1 does it now

nice kit desu

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What's your favourite Metallica song?

Fight fire with fire

pretty shit desu..... the downsides of living close to city cucks and niggers, none of the very few benefits

Bourney always have decent kits tbf

honestly think Apple have lost their minds, that heavy piano shit whilst dropping a cake and throwing broccoli at the phone to show how strong it is
and the design itself, they've lost it

comfy thread tbqhwyl. no insta-thots and more importantly, no black woman posting by the portautist.

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as bad as that "whats a computer shit?"
wait till you go into a work place and have to adapt to windows because thats what every company uses

match is back on lads

Spoiler: Harry Wilson scores a free kick on 64 minutes, nothing else happens

I know that but Apple were alway the best at marketing and aesthetic design

>West Ham vs Villa
>Southampton vs Bournemouth

Glad Sky listened to those tards complaining about too many Top 6 games

agree fren... comfy match and thread

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NO FUCKING ERA

Fuck me lads I think I've got depression. I just stopped doing stuff about a month ago. Like I'll still see my mates and have a laugh, but I just do nothing at work and do nothing when I get home most of the time. Sit on the same websites updating threads till it starts hurting my head because it's so boring.

>mememouth defending

it was era

steve cook is a league 1 plodder

fucking era

wadafak

FUCKING VAR WHAT THE FUCK

test

>VAR

See a GP, although wait times for likes of CBT are 9+ months now with lack of funding on mental health.

Try CALM or MIND for advice

How far away is your work mate? I found cycling to work (about 50 minute bike ride) and the early morning exercise really helps

Makes you feel worse if you don't bike in though because you feel guilty

VAR? more like VARce amirite

why does var even exist?

VAR is a fucking mess, from the Napoli pen the other day to that, they are terrified to overrule the referees

The absolute STATE of VAR.

Agreed, it feels like they've been told not to overrule unless it's really, really bad.

At this point, VAR is basically only being used for off side checks. Fucking shambles.

Referees are so fucking protected by the fa it's almost funny if it wasnt so shit

If I was that shit at my job i would get sued

but what rises to the level of really really bad? that was obviously a pen, he gets nowhere near the ball, and it's still not called a pen.

I try not to pretend to understand all the nuances of soccer but in American football and baseball and even hockey when the ref is fucking wrong he's just wrong and the VAR gets the call right.

>That was a quick recovery

Kek, always love sarcastic comments towards players flopping

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Like this user says, Refs over here are like a protected species.

That isn't depression you spastic

>ref should have given pen but didn't
>var denies pen because it's not a clear and obvious error
>var rules out goal for player being 1mm offside

>Ward Prowse is 25 in a months time


The next eternal young player in British football

Saw this article earlier today which sums up VAR's impact perfectly: unmodernman.net/var-the-death-of-footballs-passion/

>It's another Bournemouth turn another good 1st half display into defensive spaghetti episode

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>1mm
Kang was a leg offside though

white walcott, but a division below

It's easy to sit at home or in a studio and say that it's a pen. You can sit there and do that all night for every decision. End of the day, it's not a stonewall pen so it comes down to each individuals perception of the event. The referee is the man in charge and he didn't think there was enough in it, if the var man thought there was enough in it his opinion can't be allowed to take over the referee's.

Stonewall pen is a different matter.

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>the Chelsea strategy

Fuck VAR seriously

God I love looking at shit on Facebook marketplace. Some cunt the other day trying to sell his empty Jack Daniels bottles.

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This fucking ref

t. Danny Murphy

You can tell why they put him on this match.

Need another bournememe goal desu lads

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stop saying stonewall like it's a quantifiable thing

VAR hates him

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Why is football so fucking bad these days?

Could you imagine how good southampton would be if scored more and conceded less

It's a good thing Bournemouth actually have a PL quality attack. The rest of the team is a fucking disaster.

saints need a big strong man to hoof it to up top, none of their forwards are above 180 cm

having a stonewall can of stella lads

They need some strikers who know how to score. And also some defenders who know how to defend.

Why post this? You know everyone is going to reply with "VAR"

>They need some strikers who know how to score.
*cough*

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>get rid of your depression by cycling along a dual carriageway

shan't be doing that

they'll take a 4-3 win over a 2-0.... makes for good meme games with plenty of goals desu

Have a little bit of the carlsberg pilsner, baby

At least until stella start doing the glue stuff instead of the fish checkers instead

Might do a late stonewall poo

just got back. what have i missed? don't spare any details

>put your best player on at the 88th minute


no wonder they're so shit

Must be why no big club has come in for Eddie Meme then.

I rate Ake and their keeper

Check the cycle routes, I was surprised but found a canal that took me all the way into the city centre, theres national cycle routes fucking everywhere

Too bad he was only ever fit for half a season at most

Don't know, I checked the championship table but I cant see either of these teams so I'm a bit confused

Ake is the only good defender he's signed for them in their PL tenure.

Armstrong gifted bournemouth an equaliser in the last game, surprised he's on at all

>Bournemouth 3rd

Fucking hell

lads......

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>with a goal difference of 0

BASED

Is the new Carlsberg Pilsner any better than the old one?

The actual Danish Carlsberg wasn't too bad

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>3 games at 3:00pm tomorrow
fucking EL

>shithouse Mememouth in 3rd
>"based"
I know you're biased but it's an embarrassment.

It's as good as every other lager that isn't Carling, which is trash

BROOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>Bournmeme and Lestah pushing into top 6

What if they get the two remaining CL spots?

>Soton

KEK

Haha

>Wolves
>Villa
>Man United
>Liverpool

All in London on Sunday. Warzone incoming

KINO

>Aints

l m a o

true

>The actual Danish Carlsberg
wasn't that the horrible 3% piss in a can?

"kek"

>All coming via Birmingham New Street

Bravo EPL

M E M E G O A L

Why didn't the ref stop the game when he was meant to?

nothing ever happens

No they call it Hof or something and it's like 5%

There was a substitution

going to bed lads. v tired.

>people will still praise Bournemouth as if they've achieved this on zero money

I used to think Bednarek was the only vaguely acceptable defender in the squad but I take it back now, he can fuck off.

what exactly is going on at st. mary's
the whole team seems so disorganised
is ralph rabbithutch just putting out shite teams every week

THIRD
H
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And yet still the smallest club in Hampshire/Dorset.

Most of the team is shite so he has no choice but to put out shite teams.

The club desperately needed some new defenders and the only one who came in was Danso who looks crap.

Bournemouth will win the League before Liverpool.

So it's a case of the board being toilet then rather than Ralph? Understandable.

Saints got like 200 million off Liverpool, how the fuck have they not bought anybody of note

Unless they win the league before next May that's impossible :^)

Poor spending under shit managers like Hughes and Pellegrino

Guido Carillio cost £19million, for example, right before Pellegrino was sacked. Genius.

Leicester say hi

Apologise ;

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Mauricio Pochettini is up there with some of the worst PL appointments of all time.