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Adam Hill
first for canada
Juan James
Generational.
Parker Rogers
Hello, Canada.
Jose Morris
cope
Leo Allen
based and allypilled
Colton Mitchell
Shan't engage in that shitfit any further.
What a horrible edition.
Asher Miller
>randy thread
real ones over here lads
Jose Martinez
*sips *
Andrew Wright
huomenta
Caleb Martin
*sips
Leo Hall
"No."
Wyatt Hernandez
>p-please use my thread
Kill yourself
Zachary Wood
Huomenta Amerikka
Henry Nguyen
mine was first but whatever lol
Cooper Howard
different flags tbf
Caleb Evans
Where's my free (you)s from cope spammer?
Isaiah Smith
>le aho OP
try r/canes ya pinhead
Jaxon White
marinara probably can skate very fast, look at those muscular legs and rock hard butt
Samuel Cook
Excuse me, his name is Sebastian.
Luke Sullivan
Samuel Martin
ya seeth?
ya boil?
try simp
Robert Thomas
Don't support smelly canes retards.
Brandon Collins
Your thread is dead, like jets
Kayden Flores
>he's quickly searching for more wojack pictures as we speak
Hunter White
made first, and not by a smelly relocanes retard
Asher Kelly
I read on reddit that some girls ran into byfuglien at a restaurant, and he told them he's going to play this year.
Noah Peterson
Levi Roberts
I 100% believe that story
Alexander Hill
"Hey dad.... look up the scores to the NHL games last night
I can't but here is a lovely story about a dwarf who can lift weights
Kevin Carter
Vegass sucks
Blake Watson
shes a big girl
Jeremiah Jenkins
Four eleven
Carter Gomez
Isn't that legally dwarf?
Jose Roberts
Why wouldn't he be able to look up the NHL scores?
Cooper Sullivan
@ That autist that thinks Aho wouldn’t atleast be on Team Canada B eat shit
He’s extremely underrated and I’d say the only other international centre better than him would be Barkov
Brody Davis
>chart
That has to be bait.
Mason Barnes
Aho got better every year and he is still only 22.
Jose Watson
too busy jerking off to a midget
Brayden Perez
based
Robert Rivera
i agree with this assessment
tough, but fair
Jacob Turner
Make a better one then
[Spoiler] You can’t [/Spoiler]
It’s same he’s so undersized though. If he’s 6’3 215lbs with the same wheels and hands he’d be good enough for Team Canada A
Jayden Barnes
barzal is gonna get better with age.
Austin Gray
Malkin return to form year desu desu
Zachary Allen
really? cause his stats show the opposite is occuring
Angel Jackson
OHHHH YEAAAAAH LIFT ME MIDGET OF FUUUUUUUUGGGG I'M COOOOOOOOOOMIIIIING
Camden Miller
what?
Henry Jenkins
>midget
pretty out of touch word desu
Matthew Cruz
Drove down to the family vacation home for the weekend. Just got the wood stove going, time for a beer (comfy)
Carson Wilson
Carson Hernandez
Yes. Anyone under 4'10" is legally a dwarf so she barely passes
Owen Adams
Back in the late 2000's I used to go to a bar that would keep a midget in a cage at the end of the bar, and on every hour they'd let him out and walk down the bar with a bottle of liquor pouring shots into everyone's mouths. It was a riot.
Alexander Powell
did you eat his ass
Hunter Anderson
OOOOH IM GUNNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM IM GUNNA COOOOOOOOOMMMMM
Angel Morgan
>It was a riot.
no it wasn't
Asher Harris
this is fucking embarassing, how can you live in this country and know so little about hockey.
Julian Russell
Is a midget an athlete?
Jack Martinez
It really was though.
Andrew Walker
hes had two years of experience and last season he had to adjust to the two way game after trotz came and tavares left. He can score and hes growing good chemistry with eberle.
Jose Sullivan
only SHIT teams today
Blake Roberts
is anyone else frightened that the toronto maple leafs have a legitimate shot at winning the stanley cup this year?
Jose Cook
the leafs dont scare me because they'll just lose to the snes twice this year
William Morales
No Justin! Not again!
Brandon Parker
so he played more minutes with better line mates last season, yet put up significantly worse numbers
but for some reason you believe this was an anomaly?
Aiden Wilson
>blots
Levi Wilson
ah yes my favorite part of the day: fighting with an autistic leaf over everything
yes he had less points despite having to adapt to a more defensive approach. What a shock!
Christopher Bell
hockey (and /hoc/) is for everyone
Cooper Johnson
What a fucking bunch of shitty players
Alexander Ortiz
cringe but based
Chase Perez
>Frightened
>of the leafs
Oh man I didn't need to laugh this much this morning
Leo Anderson
It's ed mate. His daily routine is to seethe at literally everyone on /hoc/.
Levi Edwards
worse corsi last year
Asher Wilson
Quads confirmed
Brayden Howard
>more defensive approach
>worse +/-
wowwowowowowie
Asher Walker
>corsi
Found the redditor/wagecuck
Jose Butler
This might upset you, but these are aho's comparables.
Jaxson Hall
Why does Connor McDavid look so old now? Is it true that Irish people age like milk?
Elijah Phillips
based matt martin being a chad who doesnt give a fuck about changes
Blake Johnson
how DARE anyone discuss hockey ITT
Jeremiah Campbell
>cites plus minus
You just lost the argument.
Kevin Clark
>three shorks players
>one literal who
What the fuck
Parker Carter
what?
Adrian Stewart
yes, i used this inferior stat after being rebuffed for using better metrics
Isaiah Allen
Disagreeing with everything that anyone posts to stir shit up is not discussion. It's contrarianism, and it's a tired shtick.
John Clark
Every year in Edmonton is equivalent to 10 anywhere else
Xavier Young
man shut the FUCK UP randy
*farts*
Jose Edwards
who are you to say i disagree with everyone?
Christopher Rogers
Sorry lad, you lost.
Isaac Parker
teebeeaitch its more fun to fuck around with ed knowing his team traded for the shitter in reinhart which became barzal, then the strome trade.
Justin Richardson
is this the new >STAY SCARED M8
Blake Scott
daily reminder: nylander > rantanen
Logan Anderson
>disagreeing with my rn
pottery
Christopher Green
If it wasn't for the greatest Canadian to ever live I wouldn't be playing hockey, or even watching it.
Ethan Gomez
both useless scrubs
Adrian Lewis
yeah Sam's pretty based
Jackson Powell
sadly yes, i had to take the bait in order to defend myself
Thomas Wright
I'm agreeing with him right now because he's right. If you and that other leaf are too stupid to understand simple statistics then maybe stay out of the conversation.
Cameron Rodriguez
Aho is an icetime babby.
Owen Ortiz
you're welcome
Aaron Wright
im not an oilers fan
but it is fun to see you display your lack of hockey knowledge thread after thread
Leo James
always rated alex nylander
Jaxson Lee
>you dont know hockey knowledge
>*discusses my team and what i think of them*
>"N-no you cant talk about them like that!"
Austin Bell
the laffs have all these talent yet they don’t even get past the first round but the bluejackets with mediocre talent swept the first round
Henry Turner
Imagine going into a sports board, and then clicking on a hockey thread in said sports board and then NOT discussing hockey.
John Gomez
The funny thing is he knows more about "your team" than you do.
Samuel Turner
Finland >>> Sweden in ice hoki
Elijah Phillips
The answer is the Bruins. Whenever they face them their season ends. They get the first laugh, last laugh and every laugh in between
Christopher Hall
no its more you make asinine absolute statements like "barzal will get better with age" which are easily exposed by simple statistic analysis
Brandon Ramirez
inte
Luke Richardson
what the fuck is this guy's problem
Evan White
This is unironically true. Finlan has been producing better goalies for awhile, defense is arguably on par and high end prospects are better than high end Swedish prospects.
Isaac Brown
>kanada
Aaron Fisher
yeah he "watches" them for like 3 minutes and then went to some forum and saw the stats and thats it
because he will? his play has been getting there overtime and I like how hes been doing this preseason. Im not jerking off to it though like a vegastard because its preseason
Jacob Murphy
Swedes have the clutch factor, not counting >rags
Nathan Peterson
No idea m8
Asher Perry
detta
Brandon Wright
>high end prospects are better than high end Swedish prospects.
idk about this
dahlin is far above his finnish equivalent
Josiah Sanders
sveriges defense is lightyears ahead of finland, atleast for now
hedman-klingberg
OEL-dahlin
strålman-edler
heiskanen-lindell
vatanen-ristolainen
nutivaara-niku
Bentley Taylor
>lose to a team who has never won a cup before
Adrian Murphy
>because he will?
see
Thomas Hill
man they should hire you for sportsnet because you said that
Evan Jones
*scores gold medal winning goal 2 minutes left in the third*
Ryder Smith
>yeah he "watches" them for like 3 minutes and then went to some forum and saw the stats and thats it
Yes and unironically knows more about them just from that. Says a lot desu
Landon Lopez
*scores golden goal*
David Reed
I'm not a tranny Bruins fan, I'm just stating the facts. The leafs season has not continued in recent memory when facing the Bruins.
Hunter Rogers
/nhl/
Mason Nelson
They should put Daigle in the HoF just to show the kids that just because you're drafted 1st overall doesn't mean you can't be the ultimate bust of all sports.
Cooper Thompson
tell me about kakko, why does he use a tiny hockey stick?!
Michael Anderson
he'll be inducted with bulju
Mason Nelson
they should since im using objective analysis instead of >muh gut feeling
Kevin Fisher
>bruins
>the last laugh
Daniel Campbell
Mate I know what the islanders do and what they have to improve on. I think they still can do what they did last season, and adding brassard is a plug in for filpula. At worst they get a wild card spot. They got the pieces, and they can inject the youth in like dal colle on the third line.
My main concern is varlamovs own health, but if he stays healthy and plays well, then no worries. He can split between griess, who still has a year left on his contract
Owen Ortiz
Hedman-Klingberg was disaster pairing last time they played and so was Karlsson-Hedman. Swedes' defense don't mesh well together so it's not as good as the individual names are.
Xavier Fisher
>Dan Girardi retires after 13 NHL seasons
>no player has more blocked shots than Girardi’s 1,954 – nearly 1,700 of them with the Rangers – since the NHL began keeping track of the statistic for the 2005-06 season.
Fucking Tortorella
Adam Baker
doesn't have to compensate.
Parker Collins
nothing like a good ol' canadian prairie boy to balance out a defensive pairing
Hudson Bell
Dylan Mitchell
Just ate a pastrami sandwich
Chase Mitchell
I like Aho as much as the next guy, but this take is so bad, you should be ashamed!
Hunter Moore
>I’m not a tranny bruins fan
>I’m a bruins fan
Brayden Stewart
Nolan Torres
how was it?
Colton Wright
>le 2010 internet post
Jayden Ortiz
the man played a five full (as in 82 games) seasons despite all that punishment
F
David Carter
cope weeb
Andrew Lewis
I'm not a bruins fan either.
Jace Morgan
for me? its kalapuikkoviikset
Josiah Lee
wasnt me. also fun fact the flames traded hamonic for dobson, bolduc and ishakov. One of snows last good moves lol
Jacob Hall
...
Hudson Reyes
he likes floorball
Lucas Rodriguez
>"I cant discuss at all so heres this :)"
Benjamin Thompson
I get tired of shitting on the Leafs. Can we shit on the Frogs or Vegas or something?
Zachary Gonzalez
did i just get dab'd on by a skeleton?
Jordan Barnes
Bentley Williams
>Can we shit on the Frogs
bring it mon calisse
Brayden Scott
Do you call those "fishstick moustache" in murica?
Mason Cook
Frogs are so dumb that they hired Tremblay as a coach, ran arguably the best French goalie of all time out of Montreal and keeps Tremblay around on the radio to talk shit about Canadiens players
David Reyes
Sven, we are talking about the real Sebastian Aho, not the swedish version.
Luke Butler
Oh yeah, Quebec hockey is dead, Mort, Fini. Nova Scotia and Illinois has overtaken Quebec hockey
Angel Watson
francophones love self deprecating based humor
Carter Edwards
Delicious, thanks for asking.
Dylan Jackson
>Ryan Suzuki
based future kärpät player
Matthew Jenkins
Sweden is the most based European country desu
Brandon Garcia
Just had a Jersey mikes club supreme no mayo with jalapeño chips and a water
Nathan Bell
>t:somalian-american
Jace Ross
for me, it's Tavares no movement clause
Jayden Sullivan
Nice. Easily the best chain sandwich place.
Adam Myers
they just put one around here. They're arent bad, just a bit overpriced
Jaxon Stewart
SIGN RANTANEN YOU COWARDS
Andrew Adams
>and a water
Good lad.
Never drink your calories.
Oliver Baker
t.jealous mongol
Ryan Jackson
he should stop being greedy and accept the 8 mil
Ayden Gray
they have the money available, yet refuse to spend it
doesnt bode well for the future
Zachary Cooper
Shame he became a defensive liability. He used to handle Ovechkin so well.
Jonathan Myers
i think nhl should add finnish team and then that finnish team will win atleast 10 stanleys in a row and everyone mad cos finland best hoki nation all time always
Luke Harris
>Worse in every statistical measure even defensively
>He’s getting better
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Jaxson Gray
bulju 0+1
Lincoln Lopez
id watch it
Jacob Murphy
Finish hockey academies can't handle the pressure of promoting NHL talent.
Gavin Morris
Ryder Lee
just coomed, lads
Jose Stewart
unstoppable
Julian Thompson
Bulju 1+2 now
Angel Baker
Gross
Carson Smith
>ran arguably the best French goalie of all time out of Montreal
that still hurts
Christian Morales
for me it's turbo
Luke Carter
for me, its neeno neederider
Michael Lee
thinking about taking the /nap/pill
Isaiah Williams
new studies have shown that napping 2x a week is beneficial
David Jones
FAAHHHKIN SOUTHERN ACCENTS
Bentley Flores
New video from ENCE
James Miller
i see the jannies took a run at our thread
Jose Butler
Jannie can run?
Cooper Gray
test
Nathaniel Thomas
only with sufficient bait
Elijah Phillips
All because of that bad coaches ego. This (and the weak Canadian dollar) was the start of Canada being undesirable place for hockey free agents. That's where it all went wrong.
Christopher Jenkins
>Canada
Matthew Perez
why would the weak canadian dollar matter, players were paid in USD
John Russell
thread is gay
Andrew Wood
explains why you're here
Joseph White
BOOM
got 'em
Christopher Williams
Constipated
Jordan Wood
hmm
Oliver Reed
Why doesn't Laine be more powerforwardish like Ovi? Why don't big people throw their body around anymore.
Isaac Walker
Jeremiah Turner
A question for Montreal citizens: do kids nowadays even recognize Saku Koivu's name or face?
Michael Evans
because they are children
Robert Phillips
"military style" is a broad term, but i agree with the idea
assault rifles have no place among civilians
Jason Scott
>Why don't big people throw their body around anymore.
Generation of pussies. Happening in the NFL and NBA too.
Isaiah Morgan
>still doing the job to Tavares
Ian Phillips
he hasn't shown up since he retired, but yeah some kids can recognize him even though they never saw him play
Lincoln Phillips
>Why don't big people throw their body around anymore.
because physical play is discriminated against
Jack Adams
Better get to that before you get booted DUDE
Angel Cruz
ovechkin is a genetic marvel
Lucas Morales
That's funny because last week in Toronto there were two separate shootings with over 100 bullets fired at each crime scene, all of which came from illegal hand guns.
Blake Peterson
Chase Torres
>all of which came from illegal hand guns
Ban all illegal hand guns.
Wyatt Diaz
no one is voting scheer into office
all this controversy has boosting justin's poll numbers
Jason Myers
>illegal hand guns.
almost as if there is a massive source of firearms available for smuggling on a immediate border
Thomas Diaz
could have sworn they retired his number
Eli Cruz
nope, gallagher wears the 11
Landon Jackson
>it can't be our fault, we don't have any bad people here
Ayden Diaz
Almost as if the people doing the majority of gun violence in this country are retarded blacks playing gangster rapper and brown people gunning each other down because of some retard blood feud from whatever 3rd world shit hole they came from.
Leo Brooks
if handguns arent available for purchase, where are they getting all these guns from?
its not like they are stealing them from police officers
Colton Bennett
good, let allah sort them out
Kayden Price
Shall be shooting at the range tomorrow
Lucas Thomas
I think I'm just remembering the huge ceremony he had when he came back from cancer
Gavin Peterson
that ceremony had me in tears lad
Colton Jones
I have it on tape somewhere
Ethan Walker
I remember how Finland played in Torino 2006. Saku was such a beast over there. Sadly our "golden" generation was only capable of getting silver medals home.
That Lidström's game winning goal still gives me nightmares.
Isaiah Young
Not just you. What a legend.
Gavin Perry
its the year of our lord two thousand and five plus fourteen lad
youtube.com
Grayson Anderson
Only because Sundin or Forsberg slashes Saku's stick in half in the draw. Otherwise that goal doesn't happen.
HUUUGE asterisk next to sweden's "win".
Elijah Martinez
The golden generation never ends
Juan Barnes
That's weird, the fans gave him an 8 minute standing ovation, but that video is less than 3 minutes.
Thomas James
can't watch this today, i'll cry again
Kevin Morales
LET THE RECORD SHOW
Cameron Edwards
But Finland played their worst game in the tournament on that day. I don't know why, but the team didn't play as well as they did before. They should have kept the tempo high and force Sweden not to play their game. Sadly Finland wasn't able to do that.
Landon Wright
Are you telling me in the clutch Finns will let you down?
Camden Long
Wow even England has managed to get a gold
Logan Bennett
Just dabbed on cric lads
Daniel Wood
yeah, its easy when your colony does all the heavy lifting
Mason Edwards
play along you faggot, we are trying to make finland feel bad
Jonathan Stewart
finland is my greatest ally
Tyler Lopez
2022 looks promising.
Kayden Jones
>The abbreviated history of England
Lucas Anderson
Only things that make Finland feel bad is when they lose internationally in hockey, someone fucks up a sauna, or when the alcohol runs out. A combination of two or more usually makes them commit suicide.
Julian Brown
who cares if the NHL isn't playing
Brayden Ortiz
gary will NOT be missing out on the chink cash cow
Asher White
And a finn does the exact same thing just before their second goal.
So what you're saying is that Sweden should have won by 2-1 instead?
Daniel Cooper
He's going to make his own world cup so the league can actually make money off of it
Jayden Bennett
if was going to do that then the 2020 world cup of hockey would have been announced already
Julian Gutierrez
>implying any of the GMs want their star players going over and breathing Bejing "air"
Ian Jackson
the price of progress in the west
Andrew Foster
Ok, well, you'll see. The NHL makes no money off of the olympics. They can't use any footage of their NHL players doing great things at the olympics. They have to shut the season down for 2 weeks. Chinks have already shown they have zero interest in ice hockey. They aren't going back to the olympics.
Ayden Harris
>i.ylilauta.org
>Rantanen and Laine
jesus these guys are just clowning in Bern.
Easton Fisher
How come that Gretta Thugburn bitch diestgo to China and lecture them, and encourage Chinese students to skip school to protest climate change?
Josiah Barnes
I would watch a game with Laine commentating
Benjamin Myers
>the crowd is amazing, best i've ever seen
>area is half empty
Brandon Torres
Here's the link for original if someone is too scared to open ylilauta links.
Thomas Smith
>Chinks have already shown they have zero interest in ice hockey
their khl team is surviving
maybe the nhl global series in china was not as successful as planned, but it seemed that was a result of poor marketing in china
the nhl will always indirectly make money from exposure due to the olympics
Elijah Powell
Fucking hate when Finns say their name in english when speaking english. Like why dude?
Mason Jenkins
Do we want hockey to grow and be popular world wide?
Jacob White
>crowd is best ive ever seen
holy shit
bing bingers BTFO
John Adams
>"the crowd is the best i've ever seen"
what an absolute jester that Mikko lad
Jaxson Brown
>surviving
>attendance falling every year
>don't have a permanent home arena
>were reprimanded and fined by the KHL earlier this season, because they were playing in an arena where the doors to the benches were broken and couldn't close
>the NHL will indirectly make money from the olympics
>this is same how better than directly making money by holding your own world cup
Jason Rogers
>two gold bars deposited to Rantanen's account
Joshua Collins
/rwc/ formerly /rug/ runs this shitshow now
Asher Ramirez
>baby gets
lol
Andrew Martin
China would never allow it or her to go and speak. Their censorship laws are ridiculous. And the West has a cultural significance to generate a more climate-conscious movement
Elijah Smith
>attendance falling every year
attendance was up last year over the year before, even if it was only 6 extra bodies
you gotta start somewhere lad
Julian Gonzalez
>quints
Wow it's fucking nothing
Julian Jones
He's memeing you seething albortion
Liam Taylor
>nuh uh
kek
coping at its finest
Christian Wilson
excuses
Brandon Myers
Cope with this nigger
m.youtube.com
Adrian Jones
easy, lad
Lucas Jones
thanks for reminding me that the flambes couldnt even beat a wildcard team
Hunter Lewis
It's hardly an excuse. China is known to kill activists of any group that opposes the government, you think they'd allow a 13 year old white girl to lecture them? They would never listen or let her in.
Carter Garcia
uh huh. So the worlds largest polluter gets off scot free, and my reward for recycling is having a 16 year old swedish girl tell me what a piece of shit i am and having to pay a federal carbon tax despite the fact i bicycle everywhere. sounds fair.
Logan Rodriguez
wild card team doesnt mean they are shit tho
Jaxon Bennett
if you asked most chinks born and raised in china about tienanmen square they wont even know anything about it because of all the censorship. like at least zoomers here have heard about it, but there it is not even mentioned because of censorship.
Luis Scott
>lolirado
Justin Rodriguez
You could always just ignore her
David Martinez
correct, losing to the >shorks means they are shit
Dominic Brooks
yeah forcing a game 7 means they suck
Wyatt Cruz
people have been protesting in my area all fucking day
Ayden Rodriguez
you must be a huge laffs fan if you think losing in game 7 is a win
Oliver Myers
the good ones get over the crest, they dont die on the hill.
Luke Jones
the >shorks set the choking bar pretty high last year, even for them. How will they outdo it this season?
Ian Edwards
t. Pedosotan
Hudson Rivera
yes user, this is a product of western privilege
where we expect to have all these modern conveniences available, but arent willing to accept the environmental price
rather than deal with the issue we it sweep under the chinese rug
Parker Morris
Greta isn't about attacking the individual, shes just wants more people to be conscious about their consumption and pollution. She's targeting governments not individual citizens.
You're not as oppressed as you think you are
Christian Adams
I don't like the idea of adults using a mentally ill teenage girl to parrot their views and push their agendas.
Isaac Morales
wow we still cant even go a day without seething shorks and silver peons raging
Bentley Anderson
Out in 4 in the first round.
Benjamin Reed
remember that it is up to the end consumer to recycle, not the producers to make their packaging more efficient. nothing more meme than forcing people to drink out of paper straws, while producers keep pumping out other plastic single-use garbage.
Ryan Phillips
A rug that was made in China that I bought from wal mart for 4 dollars.
Based.
Owen Bell
HE CAN'T BE STOPPED
Grayson Perez
I don't care, half the time I put plastic bottles in the trash anyways. especially liquor bottles.
Nathaniel Richardson
>females aren't capable of thinking and acting for themselves
Please don't reproduce
Elijah Ward
for me, its getting some beer money back on returnables
Owen Hernandez
Actually it's more like
>teenagers are stupid
Adrian Green
>Sorensen
That is not a name I expected to see on that list
Grayson Hernandez
baste economic drunk user
Xavier Rivera
"difficulty of passes" seems awfully subjective
Wyatt Butler
I'm too ashamed to bring back like 20 liquor bottles ate a time
Justin Lopez
whatever you bring, they've seen worse
Aiden Barnes
absolute legend
are they wisers bottles or cc?
Xavier Wilson
>mad
>at a child
holy shit user you have issues
Angel Russell
Same.
Logan Clark
>Dabs on Barky
Carter Reed
returnable areas are safespaces for alcoholics and fatties who drink too much soda so i never feel bad
Kevin Jenkins
beer league tonight lads, what position should i play (excluding goalie)
Aiden Lee
No I'm mad at adults using an autistic teenager as a front for their agenda.
Julian Rivera
Fucking leafs talking about climate warming while our climate is absolutely freezing. Move to sunbelt you faggots.
Joshua Barnes
D (side of your choosing)
Jack Walker
dubs and you play goalie instead
Jordan Mitchell
Mostly Iceberg and Polar Ice vodka, with a few Russian standards.
Lucas Lewis
i'm left-handed and generally play on right side, so i'm cool with that
dodged a bullet there lad
Isaac Evans
Play goalie you wuss.
Jack Powell
Our average is much lower than Edmonton,WInnipeg etc
Christian Thompson
when i was growing up i couldn't decide whether i preferred being a left hand shot or a right hand shot. Eventually went with left, but I'm near as good as a right handed shot
Brandon Bailey
warmer* i was supposed to say
Cameron Howard
tells a lot about NHL crowds
Julian Powell
damn, i was just finishing off a lengthy post with cited facts and graphs :(
David Reyes
When I was a kid the person at the hockey shop gave me two sticks and told me to shoot the ball in the net. I chose the one I was most comfortable with (left)
Jonathan Gomez
You seem to have trouble with graphs and numbers.
Gabriel Wright
dont use that brush to paint all nhl crowds like the one in denver
Nicholas White
ELITE draft
Carson Anderson
you gathered this because i complained about the lack of transparency?
Aaron Allen
>weighted by team structure in regards to standings by salary cap on the last harvest moon
Man. That nitpicking shit is for dusters. Winners win. Ballers ball. It's that simple
Bentley Lewis
Firstly, I'd like to thank the archbishop of /hoc/ for granting me a leave of absence from shitposting the last couple months. Having said that, I'd also like to formally apologize to my posting mates for what I said about posting on the same board as Sweden. Thank you and I look forward to a successful 2019-20 shitposting campaign.
Gavin Green
fuck off
William Harris
I hope you choke on syrup.
Jackson Walker
You miss me?
Jonathan Myers
fuck on
Gabriel Rivera
MUNCHEN!!!!
TAKE THAT MANNHEIM
Hudson Barnes
>the best French goalie of all time
No need to add French, Roy is THE best goalie period
Aiden Myers
Edmonton Oilers should relocate to Texas Oilers, from whiny canucks to lonestar Warriors.
Kevin Kelly
Gabriel Moore
I guess canes and preds has good crowds in playoffs
Alexander Bennett
Don't know about kids kids but anyone born before 2000 absolutely knows who he is or at the very least recognize the name
Dylan Adams
Have you thanked Gary today lads?
Colton Martinez
You should play goaler unless they is a better goaler available
Then, play D
Charles Lewis
our goalies usually show up, probably playing D
Aaron Phillips
are we still currently in a finnish golden generation?
Adrian Moore
*looks at fingol golden generation*
Colton Rogers
no
i dont make it a habit to thank people who ruin things i love
Camden Phillips
we DON'T need the Church telling us what to do, firstly
and we haven't even had a debate, let a alone an election for Mayor
Logan Wright
seems best
Jaxon Sanchez
as /hoc/'s praetorian prefect, i won't allow any pleb to call himself mayor of /hoc/ or high priest
Jaxson Morgan
It was just a formality. The archbishop just rubber stamps whatever I tell him.
Nathaniel Bailey
seems that way
Brody Anderson
>i-it's Gary's fault we c-can't win a cup!
Max cope
Brody Price
>climate protest full of teenagers
>this happens
See, teenagers are dumb. Thanks Greta, this is on your hands.
Robert Barnes
>arguing against logic and facts
Carson Reyes
"It was a bright cold day in April," goes the first line of 1984, "and the clocks were striking thirteen" — a more linguistically involved description, as you can see, than it may at first seem."
Josiah Young
Is Canada just worst? Burning oil for fun and black face pm ? How long can we just accept that ?
Grayson Russell
sounds like quite the after school fight. someone must have been talking a lot of shit.
Aiden Lee
>BREAKING
2006 VIDEO OF JUSTIN TRUDEAU EMERGES
youtube.com
youtube.com
Parker Taylor
>Burning oil for fun
I wish, the stupid lefties won't let us drill it.
Joseph Mitchell
and yet >we are still one of the top oil producing countrys in the world
Hunter Gutierrez
Frankly, I don't know why everyone seems to be pro-genocide lately. I absolutely DO NOT SUPPORT genocide.
Logan Brooks
Than why aren't we all rich as saudis
Adam Watson
eating some chipz
Benjamin Martinez
that is because we dont drill
instead we scoop it up by the bucketful and then spend a ton of energy extracting it from the sand
Grayson King
>Larry Enticer now makes a living traveling the country shot-gunning busch light, riding dirtbikes and snowmobiles, autographing thots titties, and partying
might end it all lads
Henry Ramirez
imagine paying for some cuckpass to post on a website that never works
Nolan Powell
boys are boys banging balls
Thomas Nelson
Ooh sorry. Looks like you didn't include either of those in your post.
Cooper Rogers
works on my machine
Leo Nelson
If each team had their own scented candle, what would they smell like?
For Detroit it's old motor oil
Jack Lopez
my lower back hurts
Carson Flores
Changed my mind. Tire fire, not old motor oil (of course)
Dominic Allen
Not all Saudis are rich.
Thomas Edwards
And that's why I only post on /hoc/. The place that LEAST SUPPORTS genocide on the internet.
Nolan Wright
We dont refine our own oil
Also bigger population and smaller oil reserves than saudi
Also no slave labour
Also were a high-tax socialist state, ksa is an absolute monarchy that flatout ignores 15% of the population
Hunter Collins
bought a bag of all dressed last night but ended up eating it all. thinking about going to buy another.
Joshua Martinez
buy 2
Jacob Thomas
Lucas Peterson
we do drill for tons of oil off the coast of newfoundland. the lefties are against tar sand expansion because the only country interested in importing large amounts of bitumen is china, and we have seen how unstable of an investment that has become over the last few years. dont fall for theeir us vs them games, and focus on the issues.
hockey netminder karlsson
Henry Green
How have you impacted /hoc/ this offseason.
Jayden Richardson
by tormenting sunbelters
Dominic Sanders
Wow, Canada sure sounds like a shit country when you put it that way.
Camden Diaz
I made a thread once, seemed to go alright.
Julian Murphy
i did last night and you ignored it
why would today be any different
David Cox
Leo Watson
yo yo yo what up in this bitch you pasty-azz honkeys
Austin Butler
Sunbelters are still here so it seems you didn't do a very igood job
That just makes you a cuck
AYYY
Joseph Miller
i made this
Henry Hall
Ignores 15% more like caters for 15%
Parker Long
>roc: outrage
>Québec: lol
Isaiah Morales
>there's only one American
Wasn't even logged on last night m8
Cooper Bennett
Have you considered suicide?
Dylan Clark
my contribution to that
Bentley Brown
cant help it if they are a bunch of masochists
Adrian Morgan
>mfw
Andrew Phillips
Bah, it's more like watching an ant farm. Except the ants are running amok without producing anything.
Jaxson Garcia
cope
Henry Diaz
On a scale of 0-100 I'd say /hoc/'s support for a genocide is a 0. I'd also put myself down as a 0.
Luke Walker
>promised a bunch of anime edits
>never did a single one
weebs btfo
Ayden Ward
i didnt
Noah Robinson
marinara
Tyler Murphy
*sips*
Ian Watson
Depends who we are genociding
Carson Hill
suspect, but ill bite
pic related
Brayden Hughes
ishockey
Gabriel Cox
Can you specify, swe or rus ?
Nathaniel Butler
hockey? its for every one.
Eli Thomas
I was speaking about genociding minorities, specifically. Which I DON'T support.
Grayson Sanders
Good morning Raiders Nation™ (Formerly Knights)
Parker Lewis
>he thinks correlation = causality
Oh no no no no
Caleb Johnson
*thinks in hockey*
Jace Lee
I agree, we should not genocide the white minority.
Owen Fisher
Brody Gutierrez
*solves hockey*
Brandon Adams
hockey's not your business
Jacob White
Think again finn boy
Austin Robinson
I hate puljus face so much. Genocide pulju.
Daniel Moore
yeah its much easier to simply dismiss the "correlation" than it is to address it
Luke Perry
>i was speaking about genociding minorities
Prime minister with black face, Jesse escaping to Finland, genocide talk.. you go canada
Luis Reed
Listen folks, ethic minorities add A LOT to society. Imagine a world without China or Africa. I shudder to think about it.
Jordan Perez
we found hockey in a hopeless place
Evan Murphy
Carson Turner
he really has no control over his tongue, does he?
William Reyes
>Why yes, I do think hockey is for everyone. What gave that away?
Zachary Morales
that is not what the ladies say
Lucas Ortiz
Horrible idea. How could we survive without that diversity.
Bentley Roberts
That you don't look like someone who would want to be wrong
Cameron Collins
Who would have built america without the african slaves?
Isaac Torres
Pulju has 1 goal and 4 assists in 4 games, but has taken 26 shots and has a shooting percentage of 3.8%
Jack Morgan
Variety is the spice of life. THINK before the next time you think about using a racial slur.
Elijah Stewart
Looks like he's been unlucky. Good sign he's generating.
Jacob Bell
i think we should donate bulju to sweden
Levi Bailey
He is 19th. Even Korpikoski is better.
liiga.fi
Ayden Diaz
based Korpido
Jacob Bennett
Regifting gifts is rude!
Henry Robinson
I'm beginning to think that people who post racist things only do so ironically. NO ONE could be that bigoted.
Nolan Torres
gotta make sure you use the right one
Aiden Richardson
i try to change things up and use different slurs myself
Brayden Brown
latino slaves, much like they are doing now
except we dont call them slaves anymore, instead they are branded as "illegal aliens"
Bentley Clark
I call everyone nigger who is more niggerish than I
Austin Jenkins
thinking we should do something about climate change so future little buljus have ice to play on
Samuel Morales
hey guys will laine play today? :)
Easton Walker
You're the one who made the claim. The post you capped did absolutely nothing to support it.
Connor Hernandez
yes, with your emotions
Christopher Nelson
good night
Noah Baker
hyvaa yota
Nathan Moore
afternoon boys
Asher Moore
you forgot something .. .. .. ..
Jose Jones
>You're the one who made the claim
which one is that?
also
id happily go through a double blind study to relive the last 26 years gary free if that is what you are proposing
Henry Gonzalez
My keyboard can't make the dots over the "a"s.
Thomas Hernandez
gonatt
Jordan Russell
mmmm... kinky
Connor Brown
shilled eco fascism, otters and /hoc/ mountain.
Brody Anderson
you're officially banned from hoc until you fix your problem
Matthew Parker
I totally made this. Anyone who says otherwise is a jealous faggot
Nathan Carter
Owen Taylor
Good talk. Gonna go walk my dog and smile at any racial minorities I see.
Jonathan Lopez
:^/
James Barnes
I hope your dog barks at them
Ayden Long
Connor Young
my eyes
Jacob Cox
ääässsss
Hudson Barnes
>which one is that?
The one that Gary's responsible for Canada's cup drought
Charles Peterson
Rantanen is better than Marner. Way better.
Parker Lewis
where did you find this picture of me
Jaxon Martin
i never made that claim lad, perhaps you should follow along more closely with a conversation
regardless i like how you completely ignored the second part of my post
Dylan Gonzalez
Remember, we were out on the pond, drinking white zinfandel and you asked me to draw you like one of my french girls.
Luis Barnes
Gary will give you the cup eventually
Samuel Price
why would he, there is no incentive to
meanwhile the league grows stronger with the "american" dominance
Jack Clark
who's the antonio brown of the nhl
Jose Kelly
welcome back, I trust the church didn't give you any trouble
Mason Butler
no fucking idea
Leo Parker
kane will do something stupid at some point
Joshua Turner
>it was +25 c° at the beginning of September
>it is +2 c° now
I can feel hokkei is coming
Xavier Johnson
>it's Gary's fault we can't win a cup
You responded with
>arguing with logic and facts
What the hell else did you mean by that then?
John Sanders
what games we watching tonight lads.
Adrian Cruz
i'm digging the honkers on this lass but i'm not convinced there is actually a singer that goes by the name marinara. i tried googling it and all i got was a bunch of recipes. either way you should probably stop posting this non-hockey related content since it is getting pretty stale (not that i'm against posting non-hockey related content in general, i tend to do it myself).
Joshua Morgan
Domingue is on waivers?
Grab him. GRAB HIM, DON.
Blake Bailey
Hockey
Brandon Phillips
that's it
Christian Brooks
Hello Norge
Anthony Rivera
I'll have some please
Carter Green
You’ve earned your rightful place back among the brethren my child
t. Archbishop of /hoc/
Jackson Brooks
why is pre season hoc so much more toxic than off season hoc (serious answers only please)
Sebastian White
this is literally /hoc/ when hockey is on. it's only going to get worse from here. midday seethe is real
Aiden Reyes
The excitement adds fervor to off season shitposting.
Alexander Stewart
Good evening frens.
Jonathan Jones
tourists
Dylan Diaz
god kveld norge, hows the weather over there?
James Peterson
>c°
this confuses and angers the american
Kevin Morris
semen > precum
t. your mom
Jack Turner
Fuck metric and fuck Napoleon.
John Ortiz
>This confuses and angers the American
Brody Robinson
got an absolutely fantastic post for the next thread that will leave ted in ruins
Lincoln Clark
No one cares
Jaxon Lee
so which CFL team will pick up AB?
Jason Richardson
None of them.
Adam Richardson
Dana White is already on the phone with his agent. He'll fight in Vegas in December
Michael Barnes
Jace Brown
Jordan Young
There he is again! Absolute madman!
Joseph Cook
why are you talking to yourself weirdo
John Richardson
>last threads at 488
Uhhh
Mason Hall
James Campbell
Jets game at the bar then head out for strippers. Y/N?
Joseph Long
"no"
Ryder Cruz
Jannies aren't the most timely of folks.
N, N
Noah Perez
>paying thots for less than you get free at home
cucked
Jack Morales
Of course he is. Have you seen his sister? Very nice as well.
Juan Parker
finna take some lsd lads
John Fisher
gonna poop now hopefully this time I dont eject jack hughes out of my poophole
Brayden Brooks
Mildly depressed, lads.
Joshua Kelly
lazyman the game then get a budget friendly prostitute
Noah Baker
...
Bentley Jackson
Ian Wood
early
Jason Butler
ok so we're just posting early threads now and everybody's just fine with it?
Benjamin Reyes
you uncivilized shits belong in /cric/
on time thread HERE