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first for canada

Generational.

Hello, Canada.

cope

based and allypilled

Shan't engage in that shitfit any further.
What a horrible edition.

>randy thread
real ones over here lads

*sips *

huomenta

*sips

"No."

>p-please use my thread
Kill yourself

Huomenta Amerikka

mine was first but whatever lol

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different flags tbf

Where's my free (you)s from cope spammer?

>le aho OP
try r/canes ya pinhead

marinara probably can skate very fast, look at those muscular legs and rock hard butt

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Excuse me, his name is Sebastian.

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ya seeth?
ya boil?
try simp

Don't support smelly canes retards.

Your thread is dead, like jets

>he's quickly searching for more wojack pictures as we speak

made first, and not by a smelly relocanes retard

I read on reddit that some girls ran into byfuglien at a restaurant, and he told them he's going to play this year.

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I 100% believe that story

"Hey dad.... look up the scores to the NHL games last night

I can't but here is a lovely story about a dwarf who can lift weights

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Vegass sucks

shes a big girl

Four eleven

Isn't that legally dwarf?

Why wouldn't he be able to look up the NHL scores?

@ That autist that thinks Aho wouldn’t atleast be on Team Canada B eat shit

He’s extremely underrated and I’d say the only other international centre better than him would be Barkov

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>chart
That has to be bait.

Aho got better every year and he is still only 22.

too busy jerking off to a midget

based

i agree with this assessment
tough, but fair

Make a better one then

[Spoiler] You can’t [/Spoiler]

It’s same he’s so undersized though. If he’s 6’3 215lbs with the same wheels and hands he’d be good enough for Team Canada A

barzal is gonna get better with age.

Malkin return to form year desu desu

really? cause his stats show the opposite is occuring

OHHHH YEAAAAAH LIFT ME MIDGET OF FUUUUUUUUGGGG I'M COOOOOOOOOOMIIIIING

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what?

>midget
pretty out of touch word desu

Drove down to the family vacation home for the weekend. Just got the wood stove going, time for a beer (comfy)

youtube.com/watch?v=UnkBUTheIC0

Yes. Anyone under 4'10" is legally a dwarf so she barely passes

Back in the late 2000's I used to go to a bar that would keep a midget in a cage at the end of the bar, and on every hour they'd let him out and walk down the bar with a bottle of liquor pouring shots into everyone's mouths. It was a riot.

did you eat his ass

OOOOH IM GUNNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM IM GUNNA COOOOOOOOOMMMMM

>It was a riot.
no it wasn't

this is fucking embarassing, how can you live in this country and know so little about hockey.

Is a midget an athlete?

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It really was though.

hes had two years of experience and last season he had to adjust to the two way game after trotz came and tavares left. He can score and hes growing good chemistry with eberle.

only SHIT teams today

is anyone else frightened that the toronto maple leafs have a legitimate shot at winning the stanley cup this year?

the leafs dont scare me because they'll just lose to the snes twice this year

No Justin! Not again!

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so he played more minutes with better line mates last season, yet put up significantly worse numbers
but for some reason you believe this was an anomaly?

>blots

ah yes my favorite part of the day: fighting with an autistic leaf over everything
yes he had less points despite having to adapt to a more defensive approach. What a shock!

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hockey (and /hoc/) is for everyone

What a fucking bunch of shitty players

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cringe but based

>Frightened
>of the leafs
Oh man I didn't need to laugh this much this morning

It's ed mate. His daily routine is to seethe at literally everyone on /hoc/.

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worse corsi last year

Quads confirmed

>more defensive approach
>worse +/-
wowwowowowowie

>corsi
Found the redditor/wagecuck

This might upset you, but these are aho's comparables.

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Why does Connor McDavid look so old now? Is it true that Irish people age like milk?

based matt martin being a chad who doesnt give a fuck about changes

how DARE anyone discuss hockey ITT

>cites plus minus
You just lost the argument.

>three shorks players
>one literal who
What the fuck

what?

yes, i used this inferior stat after being rebuffed for using better metrics

Disagreeing with everything that anyone posts to stir shit up is not discussion. It's contrarianism, and it's a tired shtick.

Every year in Edmonton is equivalent to 10 anywhere else

man shut the FUCK UP randy
*farts*

who are you to say i disagree with everyone?

Sorry lad, you lost.

teebeeaitch its more fun to fuck around with ed knowing his team traded for the shitter in reinhart which became barzal, then the strome trade.

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is this the new >STAY SCARED M8

daily reminder: nylander > rantanen

>disagreeing with my rn
pottery

If it wasn't for the greatest Canadian to ever live I wouldn't be playing hockey, or even watching it.

both useless scrubs

yeah Sam's pretty based

sadly yes, i had to take the bait in order to defend myself

I'm agreeing with him right now because he's right. If you and that other leaf are too stupid to understand simple statistics then maybe stay out of the conversation.

Aho is an icetime babby.

you're welcome

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im not an oilers fan
but it is fun to see you display your lack of hockey knowledge thread after thread

always rated alex nylander

>you dont know hockey knowledge
>*discusses my team and what i think of them*
>"N-no you cant talk about them like that!"

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the laffs have all these talent yet they don’t even get past the first round but the bluejackets with mediocre talent swept the first round

Imagine going into a sports board, and then clicking on a hockey thread in said sports board and then NOT discussing hockey.

The funny thing is he knows more about "your team" than you do.

Finland >>> Sweden in ice hoki

The answer is the Bruins. Whenever they face them their season ends. They get the first laugh, last laugh and every laugh in between

no its more you make asinine absolute statements like "barzal will get better with age" which are easily exposed by simple statistic analysis

inte

what the fuck is this guy's problem

This is unironically true. Finlan has been producing better goalies for awhile, defense is arguably on par and high end prospects are better than high end Swedish prospects.

>kanada

yeah he "watches" them for like 3 minutes and then went to some forum and saw the stats and thats it
because he will? his play has been getting there overtime and I like how hes been doing this preseason. Im not jerking off to it though like a vegastard because its preseason

Swedes have the clutch factor, not counting >rags

No idea m8

detta

>high end prospects are better than high end Swedish prospects.
idk about this
dahlin is far above his finnish equivalent

sveriges defense is lightyears ahead of finland, atleast for now

hedman-klingberg
OEL-dahlin
strålman-edler

heiskanen-lindell
vatanen-ristolainen
nutivaara-niku

>lose to a team who has never won a cup before

>because he will?
see

man they should hire you for sportsnet because you said that

*scores gold medal winning goal 2 minutes left in the third*

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>yeah he "watches" them for like 3 minutes and then went to some forum and saw the stats and thats it
Yes and unironically knows more about them just from that. Says a lot desu

*scores golden goal*

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I'm not a tranny Bruins fan, I'm just stating the facts. The leafs season has not continued in recent memory when facing the Bruins.

/nhl/

They should put Daigle in the HoF just to show the kids that just because you're drafted 1st overall doesn't mean you can't be the ultimate bust of all sports.

tell me about kakko, why does he use a tiny hockey stick?!

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he'll be inducted with bulju

they should since im using objective analysis instead of >muh gut feeling

>bruins
>the last laugh

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Mate I know what the islanders do and what they have to improve on. I think they still can do what they did last season, and adding brassard is a plug in for filpula. At worst they get a wild card spot. They got the pieces, and they can inject the youth in like dal colle on the third line.

My main concern is varlamovs own health, but if he stays healthy and plays well, then no worries. He can split between griess, who still has a year left on his contract

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Hedman-Klingberg was disaster pairing last time they played and so was Karlsson-Hedman. Swedes' defense don't mesh well together so it's not as good as the individual names are.

>Dan Girardi retires after 13 NHL seasons
>no player has more blocked shots than Girardi’s 1,954 – nearly 1,700 of them with the Rangers – since the NHL began keeping track of the statistic for the 2005-06 season.

Fucking Tortorella

doesn't have to compensate.

nothing like a good ol' canadian prairie boy to balance out a defensive pairing

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Just ate a pastrami sandwich

I like Aho as much as the next guy, but this take is so bad, you should be ashamed!

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>I’m not a tranny bruins fan
>I’m a bruins fan

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how was it?

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>le 2010 internet post

the man played a five full (as in 82 games) seasons despite all that punishment

F

cope weeb

I'm not a bruins fan either.

for me? its kalapuikkoviikset

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wasnt me. also fun fact the flames traded hamonic for dobson, bolduc and ishakov. One of snows last good moves lol

...

he likes floorball

>"I cant discuss at all so heres this :)"

I get tired of shitting on the Leafs. Can we shit on the Frogs or Vegas or something?

did i just get dab'd on by a skeleton?

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>Can we shit on the Frogs
bring it mon calisse

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Do you call those "fishstick moustache" in murica?

Frogs are so dumb that they hired Tremblay as a coach, ran arguably the best French goalie of all time out of Montreal and keeps Tremblay around on the radio to talk shit about Canadiens players

Sven, we are talking about the real Sebastian Aho, not the swedish version.

Oh yeah, Quebec hockey is dead, Mort, Fini. Nova Scotia and Illinois has overtaken Quebec hockey

francophones love self deprecating based humor

Delicious, thanks for asking.

>Ryan Suzuki
based future kärpät player

Sweden is the most based European country desu

Just had a Jersey mikes club supreme no mayo with jalapeño chips and a water

>t:somalian-american

for me, it's Tavares no movement clause

Nice. Easily the best chain sandwich place.

they just put one around here. They're arent bad, just a bit overpriced

SIGN RANTANEN YOU COWARDS

>and a water
Good lad.
Never drink your calories.

t.jealous mongol

he should stop being greedy and accept the 8 mil

they have the money available, yet refuse to spend it
doesnt bode well for the future

Shame he became a defensive liability. He used to handle Ovechkin so well.

i think nhl should add finnish team and then that finnish team will win atleast 10 stanleys in a row and everyone mad cos finland best hoki nation all time always

>Worse in every statistical measure even defensively
>He’s getting better

I’ll believe it when I see it.

bulju 0+1

id watch it

Finish hockey academies can't handle the pressure of promoting NHL talent.

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just coomed, lads

unstoppable

Bulju 1+2 now

Gross

>ran arguably the best French goalie of all time out of Montreal
that still hurts

for me it's turbo

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for me, its neeno neederider

thinking about taking the /nap/pill

new studies have shown that napping 2x a week is beneficial

FAAHHHKIN SOUTHERN ACCENTS

New video from ENCE

i see the jannies took a run at our thread

Jannie can run?

test

only with sufficient bait

All because of that bad coaches ego. This (and the weak Canadian dollar) was the start of Canada being undesirable place for hockey free agents. That's where it all went wrong.

>Canada

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why would the weak canadian dollar matter, players were paid in USD

thread is gay

explains why you're here

BOOM
got 'em

Constipated

hmm

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Why doesn't Laine be more powerforwardish like Ovi? Why don't big people throw their body around anymore.

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A question for Montreal citizens: do kids nowadays even recognize Saku Koivu's name or face?

because they are children

"military style" is a broad term, but i agree with the idea
assault rifles have no place among civilians

>Why don't big people throw their body around anymore.
Generation of pussies. Happening in the NFL and NBA too.

>still doing the job to Tavares

he hasn't shown up since he retired, but yeah some kids can recognize him even though they never saw him play

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>Why don't big people throw their body around anymore.
because physical play is discriminated against

Better get to that before you get booted DUDE

ovechkin is a genetic marvel

That's funny because last week in Toronto there were two separate shootings with over 100 bullets fired at each crime scene, all of which came from illegal hand guns.

Merci!

youtube.com/watch?v=d8PDXHSFQIM

>all of which came from illegal hand guns
Ban all illegal hand guns.

no one is voting scheer into office
all this controversy has boosting justin's poll numbers

>illegal hand guns.
almost as if there is a massive source of firearms available for smuggling on a immediate border

could have sworn they retired his number

nope, gallagher wears the 11

>it can't be our fault, we don't have any bad people here

Almost as if the people doing the majority of gun violence in this country are retarded blacks playing gangster rapper and brown people gunning each other down because of some retard blood feud from whatever 3rd world shit hole they came from.

if handguns arent available for purchase, where are they getting all these guns from?
its not like they are stealing them from police officers

good, let allah sort them out

Shall be shooting at the range tomorrow

I think I'm just remembering the huge ceremony he had when he came back from cancer

that ceremony had me in tears lad

I have it on tape somewhere

I remember how Finland played in Torino 2006. Saku was such a beast over there. Sadly our "golden" generation was only capable of getting silver medals home.

That Lidström's game winning goal still gives me nightmares.

Not just you. What a legend.

its the year of our lord two thousand and five plus fourteen lad
youtube.com/watch?v=FvBp_JXoCfk

Only because Sundin or Forsberg slashes Saku's stick in half in the draw. Otherwise that goal doesn't happen.

HUUUGE asterisk next to sweden's "win".

The golden generation never ends

That's weird, the fans gave him an 8 minute standing ovation, but that video is less than 3 minutes.

can't watch this today, i'll cry again

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LET THE RECORD SHOW

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But Finland played their worst game in the tournament on that day. I don't know why, but the team didn't play as well as they did before. They should have kept the tempo high and force Sweden not to play their game. Sadly Finland wasn't able to do that.

Are you telling me in the clutch Finns will let you down?

Wow even England has managed to get a gold

Just dabbed on cric lads

yeah, its easy when your colony does all the heavy lifting

play along you faggot, we are trying to make finland feel bad

finland is my greatest ally

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2022 looks promising.

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>The abbreviated history of England

Only things that make Finland feel bad is when they lose internationally in hockey, someone fucks up a sauna, or when the alcohol runs out. A combination of two or more usually makes them commit suicide.

who cares if the NHL isn't playing

gary will NOT be missing out on the chink cash cow

And a finn does the exact same thing just before their second goal.

So what you're saying is that Sweden should have won by 2-1 instead?

He's going to make his own world cup so the league can actually make money off of it

if was going to do that then the 2020 world cup of hockey would have been announced already

>implying any of the GMs want their star players going over and breathing Bejing "air"

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the price of progress in the west

Ok, well, you'll see. The NHL makes no money off of the olympics. They can't use any footage of their NHL players doing great things at the olympics. They have to shut the season down for 2 weeks. Chinks have already shown they have zero interest in ice hockey. They aren't going back to the olympics.

>i.ylilauta.org/7d/f40aeab2.mp4
>Rantanen and Laine
jesus these guys are just clowning in Bern.

How come that Gretta Thugburn bitch diestgo to China and lecture them, and encourage Chinese students to skip school to protest climate change?

I would watch a game with Laine commentating

>the crowd is amazing, best i've ever seen
>area is half empty

Here's the link for original if someone is too scared to open ylilauta links.

twitter.com/scbern_news/status/1175115979585728512

>Chinks have already shown they have zero interest in ice hockey
their khl team is surviving
maybe the nhl global series in china was not as successful as planned, but it seemed that was a result of poor marketing in china

the nhl will always indirectly make money from exposure due to the olympics

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Fucking hate when Finns say their name in english when speaking english. Like why dude?

Do we want hockey to grow and be popular world wide?

>crowd is best ive ever seen
holy shit
bing bingers BTFO

>"the crowd is the best i've ever seen"

what an absolute jester that Mikko lad

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>surviving
>attendance falling every year
>don't have a permanent home arena
>were reprimanded and fined by the KHL earlier this season, because they were playing in an arena where the doors to the benches were broken and couldn't close
>the NHL will indirectly make money from the olympics
>this is same how better than directly making money by holding your own world cup

>two gold bars deposited to Rantanen's account

/rwc/ formerly /rug/ runs this shitshow now

>baby gets
lol

China would never allow it or her to go and speak. Their censorship laws are ridiculous. And the West has a cultural significance to generate a more climate-conscious movement

>attendance falling every year
attendance was up last year over the year before, even if it was only 6 extra bodies
you gotta start somewhere lad

>quints
Wow it's fucking nothing

He's memeing you seething albortion

>nuh uh
kek
coping at its finest

excuses

Cope with this nigger
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mXjuXjIeGwk

easy, lad

thanks for reminding me that the flambes couldnt even beat a wildcard team

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It's hardly an excuse. China is known to kill activists of any group that opposes the government, you think they'd allow a 13 year old white girl to lecture them? They would never listen or let her in.

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uh huh. So the worlds largest polluter gets off scot free, and my reward for recycling is having a 16 year old swedish girl tell me what a piece of shit i am and having to pay a federal carbon tax despite the fact i bicycle everywhere. sounds fair.

wild card team doesnt mean they are shit tho

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if you asked most chinks born and raised in china about tienanmen square they wont even know anything about it because of all the censorship. like at least zoomers here have heard about it, but there it is not even mentioned because of censorship.

>lolirado

You could always just ignore her

correct, losing to the >shorks means they are shit

yeah forcing a game 7 means they suck

people have been protesting in my area all fucking day

you must be a huge laffs fan if you think losing in game 7 is a win

the good ones get over the crest, they dont die on the hill.

the >shorks set the choking bar pretty high last year, even for them. How will they outdo it this season?

t. Pedosotan

yes user, this is a product of western privilege
where we expect to have all these modern conveniences available, but arent willing to accept the environmental price
rather than deal with the issue we it sweep under the chinese rug

Greta isn't about attacking the individual, shes just wants more people to be conscious about their consumption and pollution. She's targeting governments not individual citizens.

You're not as oppressed as you think you are

I don't like the idea of adults using a mentally ill teenage girl to parrot their views and push their agendas.

wow we still cant even go a day without seething shorks and silver peons raging

Out in 4 in the first round.

remember that it is up to the end consumer to recycle, not the producers to make their packaging more efficient. nothing more meme than forcing people to drink out of paper straws, while producers keep pumping out other plastic single-use garbage.

A rug that was made in China that I bought from wal mart for 4 dollars.

Based.

HE CAN'T BE STOPPED

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I don't care, half the time I put plastic bottles in the trash anyways. especially liquor bottles.

>females aren't capable of thinking and acting for themselves
Please don't reproduce

for me, its getting some beer money back on returnables

Actually it's more like

>teenagers are stupid

>Sorensen
That is not a name I expected to see on that list

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baste economic drunk user

"difficulty of passes" seems awfully subjective

I'm too ashamed to bring back like 20 liquor bottles ate a time

whatever you bring, they've seen worse

absolute legend
are they wisers bottles or cc?

>mad
>at a child
holy shit user you have issues

Same.

>Dabs on Barky

youtu.be/1RAymGleFIk

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returnable areas are safespaces for alcoholics and fatties who drink too much soda so i never feel bad

beer league tonight lads, what position should i play (excluding goalie)

No I'm mad at adults using an autistic teenager as a front for their agenda.

Fucking leafs talking about climate warming while our climate is absolutely freezing. Move to sunbelt you faggots.

D (side of your choosing)

dubs and you play goalie instead

Mostly Iceberg and Polar Ice vodka, with a few Russian standards.

i'm left-handed and generally play on right side, so i'm cool with that
dodged a bullet there lad

Play goalie you wuss.

Our average is much lower than Edmonton,WInnipeg etc

when i was growing up i couldn't decide whether i preferred being a left hand shot or a right hand shot. Eventually went with left, but I'm near as good as a right handed shot

warmer* i was supposed to say

tells a lot about NHL crowds

damn, i was just finishing off a lengthy post with cited facts and graphs :(

When I was a kid the person at the hockey shop gave me two sticks and told me to shoot the ball in the net. I chose the one I was most comfortable with (left)

You seem to have trouble with graphs and numbers.

dont use that brush to paint all nhl crowds like the one in denver

ELITE draft

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you gathered this because i complained about the lack of transparency?

>weighted by team structure in regards to standings by salary cap on the last harvest moon
Man. That nitpicking shit is for dusters. Winners win. Ballers ball. It's that simple

Firstly, I'd like to thank the archbishop of /hoc/ for granting me a leave of absence from shitposting the last couple months. Having said that, I'd also like to formally apologize to my posting mates for what I said about posting on the same board as Sweden. Thank you and I look forward to a successful 2019-20 shitposting campaign.

fuck off

I hope you choke on syrup.

You miss me?

fuck on

MUNCHEN!!!!
TAKE THAT MANNHEIM

>the best French goalie of all time
No need to add French, Roy is THE best goalie period

Edmonton Oilers should relocate to Texas Oilers, from whiny canucks to lonestar Warriors.

youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE

I guess canes and preds has good crowds in playoffs

Don't know about kids kids but anyone born before 2000 absolutely knows who he is or at the very least recognize the name

Have you thanked Gary today lads?

You should play goaler unless they is a better goaler available
Then, play D

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our goalies usually show up, probably playing D

are we still currently in a finnish golden generation?

*looks at fingol golden generation*

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no
i dont make it a habit to thank people who ruin things i love

we DON'T need the Church telling us what to do, firstly
and we haven't even had a debate, let a alone an election for Mayor

seems best

as /hoc/'s praetorian prefect, i won't allow any pleb to call himself mayor of /hoc/ or high priest

It was just a formality. The archbishop just rubber stamps whatever I tell him.

seems that way

>i-it's Gary's fault we c-can't win a cup!
Max cope

>climate protest full of teenagers
>this happens

See, teenagers are dumb. Thanks Greta, this is on your hands.

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>arguing against logic and facts

"It was a bright cold day in April," goes the first line of 1984, "and the clocks were striking thirteen" — a more linguistically involved description, as you can see, than it may at first seem."

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Is Canada just worst? Burning oil for fun and black face pm ? How long can we just accept that ?

sounds like quite the after school fight. someone must have been talking a lot of shit.

>BREAKING
2006 VIDEO OF JUSTIN TRUDEAU EMERGES
youtube.com/watch?v=RSuLFvalhnQ
youtube.com/watch?v=RSuLFvalhnQ

>Burning oil for fun
I wish, the stupid lefties won't let us drill it.

and yet >we are still one of the top oil producing countrys in the world

Frankly, I don't know why everyone seems to be pro-genocide lately. I absolutely DO NOT SUPPORT genocide.

Than why aren't we all rich as saudis

eating some chipz

that is because we dont drill
instead we scoop it up by the bucketful and then spend a ton of energy extracting it from the sand

>Larry Enticer now makes a living traveling the country shot-gunning busch light, riding dirtbikes and snowmobiles, autographing thots titties, and partying
might end it all lads

imagine paying for some cuckpass to post on a website that never works

boys are boys banging balls

Ooh sorry. Looks like you didn't include either of those in your post.

works on my machine

If each team had their own scented candle, what would they smell like?

For Detroit it's old motor oil

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my lower back hurts

Changed my mind. Tire fire, not old motor oil (of course)

Not all Saudis are rich.

And that's why I only post on /hoc/. The place that LEAST SUPPORTS genocide on the internet.

We dont refine our own oil
Also bigger population and smaller oil reserves than saudi
Also no slave labour
Also were a high-tax socialist state, ksa is an absolute monarchy that flatout ignores 15% of the population

bought a bag of all dressed last night but ended up eating it all. thinking about going to buy another.

buy 2

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we do drill for tons of oil off the coast of newfoundland. the lefties are against tar sand expansion because the only country interested in importing large amounts of bitumen is china, and we have seen how unstable of an investment that has become over the last few years. dont fall for theeir us vs them games, and focus on the issues.
hockey netminder karlsson

How have you impacted /hoc/ this offseason.

by tormenting sunbelters

Wow, Canada sure sounds like a shit country when you put it that way.

I made a thread once, seemed to go alright.

i did last night and you ignored it
why would today be any different

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yo yo yo what up in this bitch you pasty-azz honkeys

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Sunbelters are still here so it seems you didn't do a very igood job
That just makes you a cuck
AYYY

i made this

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Ignores 15% more like caters for 15%

>roc: outrage
>Québec: lol

>there's only one American
Wasn't even logged on last night m8

Have you considered suicide?

my contribution to that

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cant help it if they are a bunch of masochists

>mfw

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Bah, it's more like watching an ant farm. Except the ants are running amok without producing anything.

cope

On a scale of 0-100 I'd say /hoc/'s support for a genocide is a 0. I'd also put myself down as a 0.

>promised a bunch of anime edits
>never did a single one
weebs btfo

i didnt

marinara

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*sips*

Depends who we are genociding

suspect, but ill bite
pic related

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ishockey

Can you specify, swe or rus ?

hockey? its for every one.

I was speaking about genociding minorities, specifically. Which I DON'T support.

Good morning Raiders Nation™ (Formerly Knights)

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>he thinks correlation = causality
Oh no no no no

*thinks in hockey*

I agree, we should not genocide the white minority.

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*solves hockey*

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hockey's not your business

Think again finn boy

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I hate puljus face so much. Genocide pulju.

yeah its much easier to simply dismiss the "correlation" than it is to address it

>i was speaking about genociding minorities

Prime minister with black face, Jesse escaping to Finland, genocide talk.. you go canada

Listen folks, ethic minorities add A LOT to society. Imagine a world without China or Africa. I shudder to think about it.

we found hockey in a hopeless place

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he really has no control over his tongue, does he?

>Why yes, I do think hockey is for everyone. What gave that away?

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that is not what the ladies say

Horrible idea. How could we survive without that diversity.

That you don't look like someone who would want to be wrong

Who would have built america without the african slaves?

Pulju has 1 goal and 4 assists in 4 games, but has taken 26 shots and has a shooting percentage of 3.8%

Variety is the spice of life. THINK before the next time you think about using a racial slur.

Looks like he's been unlucky. Good sign he's generating.

i think we should donate bulju to sweden

He is 19th. Even Korpikoski is better.

liiga.fi/fi/tilastot/2019-2020/runkosarja/pelaajat/?sort=P#stats-wrapper

based Korpido

Regifting gifts is rude!

I'm beginning to think that people who post racist things only do so ironically. NO ONE could be that bigoted.

gotta make sure you use the right one

i try to change things up and use different slurs myself

latino slaves, much like they are doing now
except we dont call them slaves anymore, instead they are branded as "illegal aliens"

I call everyone nigger who is more niggerish than I

thinking we should do something about climate change so future little buljus have ice to play on

hey guys will laine play today? :)

You're the one who made the claim. The post you capped did absolutely nothing to support it.

yes, with your emotions

good night

hyvaa yota

afternoon boys

you forgot something .. .. .. ..

>You're the one who made the claim
which one is that?
also
id happily go through a double blind study to relive the last 26 years gary free if that is what you are proposing

My keyboard can't make the dots over the "a"s.

gonatt

mmmm... kinky

shilled eco fascism, otters and /hoc/ mountain.

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you're officially banned from hoc until you fix your problem

I totally made this. Anyone who says otherwise is a jealous faggot

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Good talk. Gonna go walk my dog and smile at any racial minorities I see.

:^/

I hope your dog barks at them

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my eyes

ääässsss

>which one is that?
The one that Gary's responsible for Canada's cup drought

Rantanen is better than Marner. Way better.

where did you find this picture of me

i never made that claim lad, perhaps you should follow along more closely with a conversation
regardless i like how you completely ignored the second part of my post

Remember, we were out on the pond, drinking white zinfandel and you asked me to draw you like one of my french girls.

Gary will give you the cup eventually

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why would he, there is no incentive to
meanwhile the league grows stronger with the "american" dominance

who's the antonio brown of the nhl

welcome back, I trust the church didn't give you any trouble

no fucking idea

kane will do something stupid at some point

>it was +25 c° at the beginning of September
>it is +2 c° now
I can feel hokkei is coming

>it's Gary's fault we can't win a cup
You responded with
>arguing with logic and facts
What the hell else did you mean by that then?

what games we watching tonight lads.

i'm digging the honkers on this lass but i'm not convinced there is actually a singer that goes by the name marinara. i tried googling it and all i got was a bunch of recipes. either way you should probably stop posting this non-hockey related content since it is getting pretty stale (not that i'm against posting non-hockey related content in general, i tend to do it myself).

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Domingue is on waivers?
Grab him. GRAB HIM, DON.

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Hockey

that's it

Hello Norge

I'll have some please

You’ve earned your rightful place back among the brethren my child
t. Archbishop of /hoc/

why is pre season hoc so much more toxic than off season hoc (serious answers only please)

this is literally /hoc/ when hockey is on. it's only going to get worse from here. midday seethe is real

The excitement adds fervor to off season shitposting.

Good evening frens.

tourists

god kveld norge, hows the weather over there?

>c°
this confuses and angers the american

semen > precum

t. your mom

Fuck metric and fuck Napoleon.

>This confuses and angers the American

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got an absolutely fantastic post for the next thread that will leave ted in ruins

No one cares

so which CFL team will pick up AB?

None of them.

Dana White is already on the phone with his agent. He'll fight in Vegas in December

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There he is again! Absolute madman!

why are you talking to yourself weirdo

>last threads at 488
Uhhh

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Jets game at the bar then head out for strippers. Y/N?

"no"

Jannies aren't the most timely of folks.

N, N

>paying thots for less than you get free at home
cucked

Of course he is. Have you seen his sister? Very nice as well.

finna take some lsd lads

gonna poop now hopefully this time I dont eject jack hughes out of my poophole

Mildly depressed, lads.

lazyman the game then get a budget friendly prostitute

...

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early

ok so we're just posting early threads now and everybody's just fine with it?

you uncivilized shits belong in /cric/

on time thread HERE

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