Fuck Austria Edition
Today 20:30 CET
Schalke - Mainz
Also 2nd Bundes 18:30 CET
Fuck Austria Edition
Today 20:30 CET
Schalke - Mainz
Also 2nd Bundes 18:30 CET
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era of the bull
>RasenBallsport Leipzig hat den Vertrag mit Stammtorhüter Péter Gulácsi (Foto) vorzeitig verlängert. Wie der Bundesligist am Freitag als „Top Personal-News“ offiziell bekannt gab, erweiterte der ungarische Nationalkeeper seinen ursprünglich 2022 auslaufenden Kontrakt bis 2023. Per Option könne das Arbeitspapier des 29-Jährigen um ein weiteres Jahr verlängert werden.
Good, Gulaschki is probably the 2nd best keeper in the league.
>Fußball-EM 2024 erstmals ohne ARD und ZDF
>Die Telekom hat sich die Live-Rechte an allen 51 Spielen der Fußball-Europameisterschaft in Deutschland im Jahr 2024 gesichert. Das hat die F.A.Z. exklusiv erfahren. Damit gehen die Öffentlich-Rechtlichen Sender ARD und ZDF erstmals leer aus.
football is dead
guess I wont renew my Aktuelle Kamera abo then, oh wait
>Nur die Spiele der deutschen Mannschaft, das Eröffnungsspiel, die beiden Halbfinals und das Finale müssen laut Rundfunkstaatsvertrag frei im TV empfangbar sein.
Based Rundfunkstaatsvertrag BTFO'ing the free market.
Put me in, coach.
that's pretty racist if you ask me, why show the G*rman games and not the Romanian games?
>mandatory tv-loicense-money not used to finance corrupt football-mob-organisation
can't see how that's a bad thing.
Are you smarter than this athlete?
instead it's used to finance corrupt politician-mob-organisation
>Aktuell werden auf Magenta Sport bereits alle Spiele der 3. Liga, alle Partien der Deutschen Eishockey-Liga und der Basketball-Bundesliga übertragen.
They must have as many viewers as Harald Schmidt on Sky
Cant wait for the Tatort special with Til Schweiger and Ryan Gosling that they are going to produce with the money.
What will the seethe be like when RassenBall win the league?
the money is needed for their 500'000€ pensions, sorry
>Fuck Austria Edition
why is austria being attacked? i don't mind, just curious.
through the roof, expect lots of spilled onions bottles because of muh tradition
>doesn't mention alle Spiele der Wundesliga
plebs
Germans just mad they god MOGGED big time yesterday
don't know who those people are and don't care
We give our tax payer money to Hollywood stars through the Filmförderungen
based Loki
yes yes
Meddl Loide.
i dont get it
0nkaufen
>golfsburg still better than hoppenheim, >schalke gladbach, neverkusen, berlin, werder and bankfurz
Olmo
/int/'s /deutsch/ seething over tv-executives' salaries
they only played bottom of the barrel shitters so far
>won against Hertha and Köln
>drew Düsseldorf and Paderborn
if anything that's disappointing
The others had one top 3 game max and all managed to embarrass themselves internationally, if possible. Genius move by Hertha to sack Dardai, because he didn't manage to lead an inconsistent mid table team into the EL lmao.
>alleine im bayerischen Rundfunk gibt es 700 Intendanz und Administartionsstellen
Lel
de.wikipedia.org
>look what i found on /bintpol/ mom
kys
why is Javi Martinez never starting? what happened?
god im so bored
draw a Kuh
I want to talk to a qt girl
gladbach cucks on suicide watch
see
Based
doing my part
haha a cow :D
BOAH GEILE MÖPPIES AN DER ALTEN
>Nachdem Uli Hoeneß den Verband bereits zweimal verbal attackierte, bekommt nun DFB-Direktor Oliver Bierhoff persönlich sein Fett weg. "Wir haben ja schon mal so ein Chaos erlebt. Das war während der WM 2006. Da war der Herr Bierhoff auch mitverantwortlich bei Oliver Kahn und Jens Lehmann. Das will ich dem deutschen Fußball ersparen"
/bundes/ scribble.io Meisterschaft when?
based uli talking trash while evading taxes like a true alpha. how can dfb cucks even compete?
somebody please get him his meds. ter Stegen didn't even say anything slightly upsetting.
should I rename it to Kuhlia Görges?
Der Straftäter Uli Hoeneß macht mal wieder den ganz großen Otto los.
kek. somehow bundes realted I guess.
based
i tried to draw a kuh but it was shit and i trew it away now im lying on the sofa again staring at the ceiling
we're all gonan make it fren
geh arbeiten, kushtrim
go traverse the mountains
i guess ill start drinking
holiday
too far away
zu früh >_<
cute:3
>Füllkrug injured in training
absolute state of Bremen, it just keeps happening
Werder Bremen? More like Werner 4 - 0 Bremen
shitty coaching
Just came back from work and just saw the result... WTF happened
I'm going to get alcohol, what do I get
beer
don't want beer, want rum/whisky but idk which ones
>church in Wolfsberg rang the bells for 15 mins after the victory
>also lit a special WAC-Europa-League-candle
krintsch.
rubby bubble
I mean actual liquid alcohol, dudeski
>ROBBY BUBBLE, das coole Partygetränk!
no.
sounds basey to me
Obstler then
Cocaine (Fishscale/Flex)
Wo kommts denn dann? Welcher Anbieter gehört der Telekom?
magentasport (aufschnur-strömungen)
basiert uezs
Danke Adolf.
Mein song edition
safe
dortmund had it, they fucking had it. 3 points againt Barcelona. Not even close, a crystal clear win. And what did they do? Jesus Christ.
nobody cares, we're all here to discuss the >schalke-MainzzZZzz game
im already asleep
btw:
that tip, not that far off
peated single malt scotch is where it's at
Hmmm I thought he was a good guy
Jz Kartoffeln mit Quark
Salzburg shitstomped Genk
Wolfsberger humiliated Sadbach
LASK dominated Rosenborg
Meanwhile bundesshit teams? Dirtmund spill spaghetti, Neverkusen lose to.fucking train, and Frankfurt eaten by Arsenal.
dysfuntional family boosts his underdog cred
he's still our guy
I will go saufen now
Have a nice evening
fuck no
19:04 Glück Auf!
anime
Bayern is the only serious German team when it comes to international tournaments. Leipzig maybe Leipzig will join them this time.
have we really gotten to a point where it is embarassing for dortmund to draw barca?
i am here bolan
if there was no penalty for dortmund, nobody would look at it as a bad result.
dänemark abschieben
gut
shareholders would still claim moral victory
they are an entitled buch
völkisch uezs
co2 produktion als straftatbestand einführen uezs
>got a free rum sample at liquor store
based, time to enjoy the game (in an hour)
hob gpupst
get drunk
rii
hello mr. holland. yes yes i will.
based
customers legit think it reflects better on the bundes to beat red star than to draw with barca lmao
>Arschberg
on the way to the stadium lads
>missing a penalty that results in a 0-0 reflects better on the bundes
unequivocally based but bluepilled
he didn't miss though
>Schalke
Unironically kys
point was he did not score and that doesn't put a good light on the bundesliga, bernd.
Making le epic bacon jam and listening to In Our Time in the kitchen. Also white wine.
>hating schalke unironically
you're such a cutie, cutie
i would love to eat out with denmark if you know what i mean
how do people in ruhrgebiet look out the window each day not just kill themselves
dänemark ist klimaneutral
want to go back to cozy summer. Work's too stressful right now.
based tßh
thanks that you are working for my neet bux user
god I wish I was neet
>sunset at 6pm
>summer
>the desolate fishertown of kiel
its over, kielbros
Please, coach, put me in.
Put me in instead, coach.
glück auf frens lets go
the Flyeralarm Bundesliga has a hottie ref tonight
>(You)
yes yes put me in coach.
oooh so this wasnt the time in the webm?
reminder that getting dazn is literally free
you just have to get a new throwaway mail address every month
doesnt work you genius since you have to sign up with a payment info
which you can use repeatedly, independent of the mail address, you utter mong
>not using free streaming sites
pleb
no
80iq: paying for a sky/ dazn subscription
100iq: exploiting sky/ dazn with throwaway mails
140iq: watching (((illegal))) streams and see matches in every language you want
I mean
DAZN is a free streaming site used like that
Reminder to unironically kys
yes
>not rating Industrieparks
I probably wouldn't want to live next to one because it's dirty and will slowly kill you but I like the look of it
>140iq: watching (((illegal))) streams and see matches in every language you want
this is the only way for me
500iq: paying for illegal streams
65iq: watching soccer
I mean am i right you guys
based Norway
Haha thanks
>denmark
based swissbro
idk I just wanted to give you a (You), sweetie
Hellooo :)
I'm not gay btw guys, I swear
based thanks, can always use some (You)s. hit me up if you need some yourself xx
/bundes/ vs /tugão/ in the autismo cup right now
no that's 5 IQ
140iq is getting assfucked by russians and spy pixels
SCHEIẞE
Ter-Stegen to Buyern
what's /bundes/' squad like
04
>10 mins of schlake mainzzz
>literally nothing happened
who are your relegation candidates for this season?
Köln (gets BTFO in the relegation games)
Union Berlin
Paderborn
For me? It's Bochum.
Paderbundes, Berlin, Berlin, Augsburgo, Freiburgo (don't @ me), Mainz
Frankfurt and Mainz probably, hopefully Berlin
link
>@'s you
no mainz?
...
i think they will barely stay in the league. i picked only 3 to be realistic, unlike this retard at
do you know what "candidates" means
Right in time, thanks brudi
?????
Jesus christ
it's 4channel, not Yea Forums, zipfi
GEISTESKRANK
>having autocorrect on
yikes, all these red lines trigger the shit out of me
absolute fucking state
Yea Forums cup
still weird hearing bundes memes out loud
POS
COME ON
/BUNDES/
SCORE SOM FOOOKING GOALS
It's fucking emberassing to be honest with you Jürgen
What a bunch of cringelords
yes
Your Endgerät has been probably hacked by the spam industry and are therefore you're part of a zombie botnet which got flagged by gooble
Dont be like that Reinhold
especially the one guy with the echo
absolute sperg
>medicinal emergency at Schlacke
RIP Schalkanon
that's the autism cup for you
This is just like the Mexico match in Russia lel
>Fatze
the fuck you're talking about
>Fätze
Heil Hitler ihr Fotzen
keine schale,
kein puls
SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR SERDAR
>Schalke
schalke aprospolating mainz
>tablet akku dies
>Schalke scores
ree
lets hope durchfallanon isnt here today. the fag would unironically call the police kek
>Burgstaller
Lads, it's /bundes/.
Wo ist er, ich fick ihm
we would all be fucking big tiddy polish servant gfs and shitposting in überbundes if he had won
>Guido Westerwelle
2. Schalke
Wow, so we won AGAIN. Literally who the fuck can stop us?
I can’t be the only one who fears that the nice Dutch poster will disappear again like the nice British poster did.
africa (you need 150iq to understand this joke)
denmark post your discord bby
all me
americans (you need 250iq to understand this joke)
mr. holland won't ever leave, just trust me on that one.
Someone needs to explain
nö
>like the nice British poster
you mean the original Kemme fag?
I have the discord “app” on my tablet but I don’t know what “my discord” is.
I’m not so good on details like that.
I'm still here, just back to my German flag
and I was a nice Dutch poster a few years back as well
I'll never leave you, darling
sweeties
Oh, I’m very happy to hear that. You can never have too many nice people on a subreddit like this.
well essen ist food. and food can be stopped in two ways. by either not eating (africa mode) or eating it (america mode). in both cases essen is defeated
come on bby post your discord
i'll make you feel good
is "your discord" some kind of slang for penis or what? :S
I downloaded and opened the discord a few times back when people started spamming it, but I don’t think it’s for me.
/bundes/ is all I need
no for bussy
you are all i need come on and open up
open up my love
and always ends up as scheiße
OLHA, COMO EU PENSO COM A MINHA CABEÇA E NÃO PENSO COM A CABEÇA DOS OUTROS E DIGO O QUE TENHO A DIZER PORQUE ESTA MERDA DESDE QUE MORREU ESSE CORNO DO S*LAZAR, ESSE FILHA DA GRANDA PUTA, DESDE QUE ELE MORREU E HÁ LIBERDADE DE EXPRESSOUM, EU COMO VISITANTE ASSÍDUO DO /TUGOUM/, A /BUNDES/ ESSES FILHOS DA PUTA, SE BIEREM PÓ /TUGOUM/ Ó CORNOS, POR MIM, NÃO SÃO BEM BINDOS MEUS FILHAS DA GRANDA PUTA. PORQUE EU ATÉ À DATA DE HOJE NÃO ME ESQUEÇO, QUANDO A EQUIPAS PORTUGUESAS JOGARAM COM AS ALEMÃES E FERRARAM LÁ OS POSTS NO /TUGOUM/ A MANDAR BIR MEUS FILHAS DA PUTA. POR MIM, NO /TUGOUM/, ENTRAM DE JOELHOS E A CHUPÁMES NA CABEÇA DA PIÇA, MEUS FILHAS DA PUTA. OLHA AGORA VENHAM. IDE PÁ PUTA QUE VOS PARIU. CARREGA /TUGOUM/. BAI PÁ PUTA QUE TE PARIU Ó /BUNDES/
based
yes yes
What did she mean?
Teamspeak is better than discord every day of the week
So originally I was planning on going to Japan for three weeks next autumn but for work-related reasons I probably won't be able to travel between the summers of 2020 and 2021.
Thoughts on a summer 2020 trip to Central Asia ("the - stans"). Anyone done it? Anyone want to join me?
Baseado e tugapilado
>Anyone want to join me?
yeah right thats how all those documentaries about abductions begin
GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU ATTENTION WHORING FAT TRANNY
what did he mean by this?
@Denmark
kys
>Anyone want to join me?
nice try, catfishmark
I wish I could find my famous picture from Lisbon so I could impress our Portuguese friends.
what is a famous picture denmark-san?
Okay I found it. When I was in Lisbon I was on one of the terraces with a view of the city when some guys started playing music. I thought they were buskers (who I don’t like at all) but they had a guy with a professional video camera and after one of the songs there was a guy in the crowd who talked to the lead singer and started crying and they hugged and then I found out they were Eagles of Death Metal (who I didn’t know before) who played at the Bataclan in Pairs on the night of that awful massacre so I assume the crying guy was there or lost a friend or a relative on that night.
shut the fuck up and be an hero
hmm ok ok interesting
>professional video camera
>dslr on a tripod
Well there were a couple of guys behind the camera who looked like they weren’t just random tourists. I’m no media person to be perfectly honest!
SLAMMED it in
>schalke
no way
>Schalke doing there >Schalke thing
nice
Why are >schalke like this bros
because >schalke is >schalke
/bundes/ in eurober, retrospective thoughts:
dortmund: good performance, although >reus ruined a certain win - 8/10
buyern: very solid, should have ended 7-0 - 9/10
lelvercursen: okayish but hradecky ruined everything - 5/10
bullen: very good, i predict quarters for them - 7/10
frankfurt: very unlucky but shit starting XI from hütter so there's that - 6/10
wolfsburg: couldnt even be bothered to watch hightlights, but pflichtsieg is achieved - no rating
gladbach: embarassement of the decade - 0/10
No one’s going to comment on my digits? Hmm...
baffling isn't it
four guys could have stopped him
A true Schlapplach performance
7/10 post
>buyern: very solid, should have ended 7-0 - 9/10
hehe
one eye sees the past
one eye sees the future
witnessed
ANIME
can we bring back kanackposting?
our boy Anime saving the day
Thank you so much
what's a good danish dish?
wallah ich kusse dein nacken bruder
prutt kage
2. Schalke
based >schalke saving my bet
Germans are missing out on good rye bread imo, so any kind of smörrebröd on good rye, not the dry stuff you are stuck with, but I guess a classic good Danish lunch dish which happens to be on white bread is Stjerneskud which was made in honour of Gagarin when he visited Copenhagen or Parisertoast which is also super delish.
The classic dinner meal is “stegt flæsk med persillesovs”. Very heavy stuff and make sure to just broil the pork belly in the oven u til very crisp, so e recipes leave it chevy for so e insane reason, and there’s really no reason to prepare it on a pan.
Modern Danish cuisine is obviously very popular with Noma and Geranium and all their daughter restaurants, but they are a bit too advanced for the rest of us.
Amine Messi styling on the bundes scrubz
Surströmming
>schalke
>little schalke shitter giving the finger
kek
Look how they're flaunting their two hands
>even the 7 year old girls are asozial
based NRW
Stjerneskud should be made like this:
The bread is fried in butter. You use two pieces of Flatfish. One is breaded and fried in butter, the other is steamed. On top of the fish you put fresh shrimp, asparagus, mayo and fish roe. Probabæy also add a leaf of iceberg salad.
Parisertoast/Pariserböf is minced meat on a piece of white bread. Fry the meat side first in butter, then the bread side, also in butter. When it’s done, you serve it with a raw egg yolk, capers, raw onion, beet root and horse radish.
kek
>Probabæy
Æh?
WÆF
Joking aside haha, L is right next to Æ as you can see here.
DER FC SCHALKE
WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER
UND WIR HOLEN DEN POKAL
who's >wir?
LALALA LALA
UNGA
BUNGA
BRAUNKOHLE
WER HOLT DEN POKAL
WER HOLT DEN POKAL
SCHALKE HOLT IHN WIEDER MAL
I'm not even deluded, but I think with Anime surpassing Messi this might actually be our year.
>WIEDER MAL
well well well
Ja, jaja, ein Knall, ein Knall. Das war der alte Ingo!
HEEEEHEEEEHEEEHEE
SCHALKE AN DIE MACHT
WIR HOLEN UNS DIE MEISTERSCHAFT DAS WÄR DOCH GELACHT
WIR ALLE STEHN
ZUM CLUB AUS DEM REVIER
SO KOMM AUCH DU
ZUM S04
FC SCHALKEEEE FOREVER NUMBER ONE
YOU CAN CALL US
THE C H A M P I O N S OF THE WORLD!!
^ugh tier post
>schalke
pussy
They even brought a professional video camera
Hehe yes
yes the fridaysforfuture demos have been all over the news
i just learned a new word: staccato. i really like it :3
>444
piano, piano!
first jacob italiano. ..
and now...stronger and better than ever before..
jacob itaPIANO XD
I once listened to a Finnish judge reading a German text at the ECJ. That was the most staccato thing I ever heard and ever will hear.
greta thunberg, the worst meme since barbra streisand.
Making boomers seethe since 2018
I'm sorry to hear that you never had any education in music
>no environmental conscious autistic gf
imagine getting pregnant, then emptying a few bottles of booze a day, shit out a retarded child, then use her to make millions. actual megatroll.
This week I had some boomer with a T6 driving in front of me with a "f u greta" sticker next to the tdi tag in front of me. As an boomer myself this amuses and frightens me at the same time.
only in Clownland though
god i wish i could eat denmark out rn
haha
JACOB ITALIANO
Was he also rolling coal like a real man?
Yes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you want anime take a closer look at the OP
OMG is that kumiko??
The fluff makes it pretty obvious
ily
oh man!!
ok so i watched some news for the first time in aeons and turns out this climate protest thing is huge. just ugh lol.
its embarrassing desu
#area51storm is like 1/4 of that, participant wise if I am correct; on the same day. Let that sink in for a moment. Memes are getting stronger every day. Memes are my only hope for the future. Serious.
I wouldn’t do it myself, but the younger generations are more comfortable being sincere.
Climate change will be a relatively big problem in poorer parts of the world, possibly leading to mass migration and civil unrest so I think it would be a good thing to limit it. Good thing Merkel is shutting down the nuclear power plants in favour of more coal then!
oh shit this is today. but thanks to time zones we can only discuss what happened after waking up next day.
zuhmers are just being manipulated easier. at this age kids cant really into critical thinking. the media tells them what to do and they suck it up. not going to school regularly on a friday is also a big reason obviously
>Good thing Merkel is shutting down the nuclear power plants in favour of more coal then!
ok this is epic. but unfortunately smart people cannot into saving the climate because of muh chernobyl.
> the media tells them what to do
and 99 point 7 percent climate scientists around the globe. Enjoy your "Mein diesel bla bla" stickers, the day of the co2-rope is coming.
I’m pretty sure the kids are fine when it comes to critical thinking. They are certainly doing better than those who grew up cynical and ironical in the 90’s.
They are right to take action, even if it’s a bit overblown at times, but then they are also fed a lot of apocalyptic stories from the adults, so you can’t really blame them.
well well. i say whatever! its time to sleep ok. take care you friends and see you again tomorrow :3 :*
OP theme youtube.com
sleep tight.
I'm not into Bundesliga since a few years but he is still a world class player?
No doubt about that. /bundes/ on the other hand will try to lure you to think he isn't
Yes, have a good night’s sleep.
all of their plans are drastically to shut down coal and nuclear plants, etc.
>how are solar and wind energy gonna cover the energy requirement of a whole country.
>how are people gonna react to them being unemployed because their jobs got shut down due to MUH SAVING THE CLIMATE.
>how are people in the rural areas get from A to B if they cant afford a new electric car or the insanely expensive gas prices
etc
thats just a couple points among a lot more that need to be given a lot more of a thought than just the unmindful drastic """solutions""" of those climate kids.
also germany (and other eu countries) is like on the lower end of the co2 scale. doesnt change shit if the countries that really matter (russia, china, usa) dont give a fuck
>how are solar and wind energy gonna cover the energy requirement of a whole country.
You've never seen the numbers, did you?
>how are people gonna react to them being unemployed because their jobs got shut down due to MUH SAVING THE CLIMATE.
People will get unemployed for because of automation (what do we ne a kassiererin/truck or bus driver for anymore?). There will be no jobs if the planet's dead.
>how are people in the rural areas get from A to B if they cant afford a new electric car or the insanely expensive gas prices
>rural
>in Germany
>or Europe
Get a grip, will ya?
>There will be no jobs if the planet's dead.
>already repeating the media slogans 1:1
lmfao you are beyond saving
Well I don’t really disagree, but don’t forget that German nuclear power isn’t actually shit down by the kids on the street, but by Angela Merkel who is also keeping German workers in a low-wage, high-tax grip forcing them to buy cheap goods and food, produced and transported in a climate-unfriendly way.
I meant to write shut down
the absolute zoomer state of (You)
goodnight sweetie
>You've never seen the numbers, did you?
well show me the numbers then where those can realistically cover our requirements completely without coal and nuclear power
>There will be no jobs if the planet's dead.
as said.
its a highly speculative totschlagargumeme desu
>rural
yes rural. in my hometown the public transport is so bad that you really NEED a car for everything. shopping, work, go to the doctor. all the small villages are very decentralized. you also cant just go shopping with public transport on a daily basis
since it would take up an absurd amount of time and effort. only if you live in a bigger city you begin to realize that shopping without a car isnt that much of a problem anymore.
yes also some truth in this
>It is not an argument because someone else said it
I'm beyond saving, huh?
ah yes, nothing better than drinking rum on a friday night
neu