Heem

Fighters I could heem

>Joanna
>grasso
>Esparza
>other small women
>Demetrius Johnson

Holly Holm should be my wife

Literally Plebbit. As if the le badass belt wasn't enough. That "most violent man" thing fighters did was fun and impulsive, but Dana trying to institutionalize it is cringe.

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Nah shit was gay they just sucked each other off and the reports had to repeat questions about the gimmick ten times because the sound was bad since it was outside

Place your bets.

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Not gonna lie I've had my dick inside another man

Based natty boomers

Arnold is much bigger

bro im undefeated that means im better than you t. dominick 'suga sean' reyes

Sly has actually been in a fight though. He trained boxing for Rocky with Cus D'Amato

Jamal was Asian

I think Arnold would know that and just Greco wrestlefuck him against the cage like Randy Cotoure style

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jorge dressed like the chicken guy

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Lads do any of you think Yair wins on Saturday? Why?

I think Stephens heems him pretty comfortably

Stephens said he was going to smear Yairs brain on the canvas or something recently. I'm somewhat concerned about these comments.

Yair hasn't shown any improvement, and is still a flashy spinning shit amateur striker. Stephens will gatekeep him.

At a glance and without any context what kind of a guy do you thing pic related is as well as all the other people in the background? and then keep in mind with whatevery you think, these are the kinds of people hyping up masvican and diaz here

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Sly heems the fuck out of Arnold....

The insecure little midget needs to be euthanized before he ends someone's career or worse.

I'm guessing he either asked about three piece and a soda or Conor

>BAD MF'ERS!!!

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computer science and engineering majors

And it's beautiful

Arnold has no fighting experience. He is a failed bodybuilder turned into an actor.

>failed bodybuilder
>multiple time Mr Olympia

Failed? I am going to have to disagree on multiple fronts. I firmly believe Arnold cruises to a decision against Stallone. Stallone doesn't have one punch knockout power either.

This. Stallone nearly got permaheemed in one punch by Lundgren. Absolutely pathetic.

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Mma fans are a bunch of mongoloids

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BJ was on a huge losing streak when they gave him what I view to be a hard fight stylistically in guida. What was the point of that?

>failed bodybuilder
>quite possibly the GOAT

Arnold never had the best body or physique, he was only chosen to win because he drew the crowd.

maia + meme kicks is still maia

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THATS LIKE YOUR OPINION DUDE

felt clingy and forced

Maia is going to knock out askren and get the OMF belt

what does it mean if i'm attracted to carla esparza unironically?

>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya"
>"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds"
>"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—"
>*commentating team laughs*
>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker"
>"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman"
>...
>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!"
>"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!"
>"HE KNOWS THAT—"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!"
>"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—"
>"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"
>"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"

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Bluepill me on tomorrow's fight card, lads. Can barely get the ol' heart rate up for this dreck.

Uhhh there's gonna be a bunch of hometown screw jobs in favor of Hispanic fighters just like every event held outside of Las Vegas or New York should be a real fuckin treat

Except for the main event it's literally Filler: The Card

If you go back and look at the Abu Dhabi card it's objectively one of the worst of the entire year

Can't bro, sorry. I mean Esparza vs Grasso is the co-main, what do you want from me?

There's going to be some mexican ish ish boxing stuff which is always cool

they're at a similar level of flushedness

234 was far, far worse. And Aspen Ladd main evented a card this year as well.

The goat? He had a mediocre body with tons of charisma. He didn't budge the judges but he made the crowd fall in love with him due to his incredible charisma. The judge had to give it to arnold to prevent a riot.
Yes and it's the correct opinion to have when you have looked at body building with a historic perspective. Arnold won by charisma and that isn't a muscle group.

>talking about men's physiques on /heem/ like a faggot
Sort yourself out, Sven.

Mediocre compared to whom?

Imagine being that good looking mid fight on a photo you didn't know was being taken.

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The original 234 card wasn't as bad, the cancellation really brought it down a lot of notches. Aspen is my boy so any card she's on is my favorite of the year but yes it sucked.

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>completely flushed gadooshed and deleted
>no trilogy fight against the even more flushed jens pulver
would jens actually ko him at this point? id watch that old man fight

Me on the left

youtube.com/watch?v=Ad-VTYdYBWo
/box/? Pillowtap dancing
/heem/? homerotic manlove with punches thrown in
/knuck/? for sissies
/ThePit/ JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

Why would you like her, other than ironically to trigger spergs on /heem/? She's not interesting as a fighter or person, and she's not hot even by
>wmma
standards.

Frank Zane for one. He is on the opposite side of Arnold.

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THATS LIKE YOUR OPINION DUDE.

Aspen to me is one of the last true warriors left. She doesn't need the money. She doesn't it because without mma she'd have to satisfy her primal urges elsewhere. You can hear it in her screams with every punch. Unironically the realist motherfucker in the game.

The Dockposting Era was peak /heem/, prove me wrong.

Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier has a better resume than Anthony "El Duckuy" Ferguson.

He fought tougher fighters, sure, I can agree to that but the thing I think you're overlooking is that he lost to every tough opponent he faced aside from gaycheeks.

Is her family super loaded or something?

Idk but they all live in a station wagon so I don't think they need rent money. That's what I meant by she doesn't need the money.

Who you think Poirier is fighting next?

Colby.

Colby is too big and would sleep him

Do you guys eat your P3? The interesting way to get your protein.

>Smaller lats
>Smaller chest
>Weaker striations
>Baby calves
"No"

i hate this woman's face

>Idk but they all live in a station wagon
she bought that toyota with her win bonus money, something she'll never win again

she has her dad's money whatever he does and her boyfriend had an 8 year old daughter so he must buy her stuff too. the real expense must be those fucking dogs they have FIVE

Gay

i unironically take this everyday:
amazon.com/Grass-Fed-Whey-Protein-Isolate/dp/B01M2X4KM2

and of course fish and chicken and the other obvious foods no P3

Cheese, ham, nuts. The best vegan protein sources.
So you think Ronny Coleman was more pleasing to the eye than Frank Zane because he has mass? The true beauty of the mens physique doesn't lay in pure mass.

>Grass Fed Whey Protein
But whey protein doesn't eat grass. What a fraud.

just kidding haha i want to *** on her head and barely leave a trace because it's such a sizable dome

i also take this but to treat a medical condition:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dehydroepiandrosterone
it's unironically works like steroids and you can buy it OTC

it mixes so god damn well even in cold water i don't care

based

>So you think Ronny Coleman was more pleasing to the eye than Frank Zane
Yeah. It's almost as if it's a matter of opinion or something.

i just had a physical and the doctor said i made his decade i overall had the best numbers of anyone he has seen so take everything else i do to losers:

amazon.com/WHC-UnoCardio-Triglyceride-Omega-3-supplement/dp/B01MQJZI9D/

Someone with video editing skills, add the BMF presser highlights to the recursion.

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dont' fall for those powerade gatorade memes
amazon.com/Dr-ElectrolytePLUS-Replenishes-Electrolytes-Artificial/dp/B008UVU4AW

I have the right opinion so sadly I win. Oh yes, you read right, I CLAIMED myself to be the winner of our discourse. Yea, I am badass like that.

Doesn't matter. I'd still take your back and choke you out, bitch.

bodybuilding has always been about mass
"golden era" boys were as big as they could get, just didn't have as good drugs
they would have got like ronnie if they could have

there are better brands but in terms of affordability and access kyolic aged garlic works, it absolutely fucking MURKS your blood pressure to a godly level

>right opinion
>Unironically thinks gay twinks from the 70s are more æsthetic than the king Ronnie Coleman
Yeah ok bud lol

bodybuilders should be tested by usada year round

Some guys at work were talmbout the BMF belt and asked me about it because they know I watch mma. Had to tell them I only watched boxing to avoid the embarrassment.

Except that you are wrong, hush now kiwie.
>just because I greenscreen some text makes me magically right
Get a look at this doofuus.

Post guaranteed future champs.

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Nicolas Dalby won't be champ

He is already a can. He is gonna get atraight up whooped by Gastelum, first round KO.

i take schizophrenia medication like tony it's tough to stay in shape because fat gravitates to your midsection i want to know the less meme shit of his routine i'm at 165 pounds right now i don't know how he fucking looks like that

Gastelum is 5 wins, 5 losses in the last 5 years.

is he actually hitting it with his elbows?

it also prevents me from sweating i don't know how he works out like he does. literally i don't have to wear deodorant i won't smell at all that's how dangerously i overheat from the (((medication)))

Fucking jap stop posting this shit

looks like it

Till only has a sure win over Canboy Canrone. He hardly won against Wonderboy. Got BTFOed by Woodley.

>cope

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youtube.com/watch?v=4iuO49jbovg

the CHAD walk out song

And Toilet Till's only real win is Canald Canboy Canrone. Don't even mention that sparring session between him and Blunderboy.

Tony walks around at 215

His record is 15-4 how can he have 5 losses?

UFC doesn't count his marijuana loss, its "no contest" instead. But its a loss. Even if he knocked out Vitor, its still a loss.

nope

Remember the good old days? before he was a can.

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>Dana White: UFC are waiting for Stipe Miocic to heal and then they are going to do the DC/Miocic trilogy.

Fuck this fat piece of shit. Stipe had to wait ages, like every other loser does and this can is going to get pushed to the front because he's their black golden boy to market to the suburbs since jon became a druggy

stipe should fight brock lesnar

Stipe had to wait because DC wasn't ready.
Stipe's next fight was a rematch. DC fought Lewis on short notice then got injured

Who else is there for Stipe? Ngano? I think Stipe takes a trilogy fight against Cormier than fighting Ngano again.

He knocked out Vitor Belfort in one minute right after moving to middleweight and you’re going to treat that as a loss? Ok buddy time to put down the keyboard

Seething stipecuck, your boy is getting heemed. For good this time.

He failed a drug test, and should've been disqualified. It should be a loss. Thats how they'll learn.

Stipe is ducking ngannou.

maybe if it was for a ped but it’s weed. that’s not going to give you an unfair advantage

I don't make the rules. I'd allow it too, but some doctor council somewhere decided it numbs the pain, or something, and banned it. So its a rule violation, and should lead to disqualification and loss.

For marijuana. Do you know what that is I don’t know if it’s even allowed in your shit hole county

>your boy is getting heemed

You said that 4 weeks ago and that didn't happen

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Wouldn't you duck Ngano? He can kill you with one punch. You can't even throw down at all for the first minute. You have to drain a guy like Ngano until he is less lethal.

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>ameritard asks thirdworlder if we have drugs
lmao how clueless are you
opium poppy grows wild here, murikka's new favorite drug

You don’t make the rules but you’d gladly accept that bullshit as a loss even thought the ufc doesn’t. Makes sense.

1. I don't make the rules. I don't agree with all the rules.
2. The rules should be obeyed as they are, even if I disagree with them.

These two aren't contradictory. I don't like the 12-6 elbows rule either, but if someone breaks it, I agree they should be penalized. If they aren't, I call this out as bullshit, since they broke a rule.

The color scheme of your flag is putrid

Ah, the mandatory american collapse into insulting flags. I accept your surrender.

smesh lol

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>le can't defend a basic body hook man

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You're comparing the worst Arnold (with 8 weeks prep time) to Frank Zane, who he still beat.
He's a multiple Olympic winner. You can say some of the wins were controversial or unearned. But even if you made that claim for say, 4 (of his Olympias, he'd still have 3 more earned ones in the bag. I don't know how many of his victories were unearned, but I doubt it's more than 4. So lets say he won 3 Olympias fairly. That's a successful bodybuilder.

still, if a rule is stupid you should dispute it or it’ll never be changed. 12-6 elbows, weed ban, and the state-specific rules about what constitutes a grounded opponent are all stupid and won’t be thrown out unless a fighter breaks them and then argues with the commission about it.

You didn't answer the question, DMF. Dumb motherfucker.

>getting outdone by bulgaria

DC wins the re-rematch

That poverty green on red is a total mismatch. That generic white on top makes is 10x worse

>The rules should be obeyed as they are, even if I disagree with them.
Wrong

>thicker, thicker despite taller, looks jucier with lighting going against him and being front on.

IDK swede, looks like you're hiding behind a bad argument with bad pics.

I do dispute that its a good rule. I do NOT dispute that it is a rule. It is, in fact, a rule. And Gastelum did, in fact, break it. Stupid or not.

How was the 244 press conference /heem/? I'll probably watch it tomorrow when I have time. Was it spicy and based or cringe and r*ddit?

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Just a minor setback, he will be better at 205.

Can you dumb faggots please stop asking how the presser was? I'm getting real irritated now.

who's the best fighter never to take steroids

>WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE SAID HE DOESN'T RESPECT HIM WHERES MY 3 PIECE AND A SODA TSHIRT

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hey guys how was the presser?

Yoel.

It’s communist oppression mentality. Bulgaria used to be in the Soviet sphere until the 90s. Rustam here probably doesn’t know people can think for yourself

Jon

mini_khabib
I had one goal for traveling all the way to Anaheim for ufc 241 and that was to give jorge masvidal a 3 piece and a soda . Mission accomplished !! I’ll be posting a video soon of how it all went down . #ufc241 #3pieceandsoda

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Go cry under a flag faggot while some nigger shoots at cops and then your celebrities whinge on TV that the cops defended themselves

nowhere near as hard as it looks you never trained

You enter a competition under that ruleset. By accepting the fight you accept the rules. By breaking the rules you lose the fight.

Getting more and more pathetic by the post. The next stop is to talk about GDP as if that proves you right on an anime forum.

R8 yesterday’s presser out of 10. Worth watching?

will she fight, ever?

Found the secret Bulgarian living oversees in Australia what’s up buddy

If this guy can get good money from one of these UFC guys to fuck his daughter he's gonna be rolling up to their hotel rooms like uberskeets. This is like a 5 year plan to whore out his daughter

Why does everyone seem to hate Colby Covington? I legitimately believe he could beat Usman

wait until the end of this video
instagram.com/p/B1Y6mVDB_1U/

It's hard to hit with your elbows and no I don't work a speedbag I train wrestling because I'm not a faggot

Reminder that Jews orchestrated 9/11 and you give them billions every year to destroy your nation from the inside-out.

Then you are legitimately retarded

>omg le mini khabib
Fuck that little cunt.

I’m not trying to insult you in just saying being raised in a post soviet era name mentality makes people from your culture afraid to imagine reality beyond what’s defined by your “government”. It’s like a mental barrier I don’t blame you

how was the press conference? lol did they do the rude finger >< ahahah theyre real OG though its all good.....

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it's fucking funny watching how uncomfortable she is doing some of the stuff, she nearly loses it in one of the videos.

>people from your culture afraid to imagine reality beyond what’s defined by your “government”. It’s like a mental barrier I don’t blame you
>american poster

ehehehehehehehehehhehehehe

You could literally say the same thing about America

youtube.com/watch?v=wuwXyL3rFRg

>Fuck that little cunt.

>one shooting
>bans guns without a fight

There's a difference between a rogue minority party without a majority passing legislation and decades upon decades and billions of dollars of propoganda flooding your country from the government down towards the people of which does not exist at all in New Zealand.

>doesn't train elbows
>doesn't work the speed bag
>has an opinion on throwing elbows on a speed bag
ok

You had a dictator leader of communist party rule your country for almost 50 years up till the 90s. In western countries that’s not normal. Sorry if that hurts your feelings but it’s true

i'm just fucking around ironically i'm estonian i have guns and i lived there in the 80s lmao

Ah fuck god damnit I hit my foot on the fridge and it turned into a balloon and floated away

So what part of Bulgaria are your parents from?

quit messing around bro lmao

Your government has been run by the CIA since the 60s

>training completely useless fight mechanics and using a training device that doesn't enhance your natural punching motion and is a meme device from 50 years ago and shitty hollywood movies

desu I wish I was

I’m sure you do cuck

>everything you train must exactly mimic fight bio-mechanics
yeah nah, dance and yoga are hugely beneficial for fight training imo for example
also
>cte riddled rugby hick from christchurch probably who never even trains elbows

Valentina

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>training completely useless fight mechanics
>Muscular endurance and hand-eye coordination are useless fight mechanics

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Nobody will believe me but I actually fucked her back in 2013

she's a lesbianism

Lol didn't seem like it when I was 3 inches deep inside her but whatever you say bro

I actually fingered one of the current top 15 straw weight fighters in the ufc back in high school

>3 inches deep
oh you're a jonfag
my apologies

HOW DID HE DO IT

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Ew nigga you fingered Nina Ansaroff didn't you?

scientists still haven't come to a conclusion

A gentleman never tells

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>OMG WEED OMG BMF TITLE OMG OMG OMG

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Unless his movement improved since the KZ fight, Stephens will pressure him against the cage and either catch him moving to his power side, or kick his legs moving the other way. Yair could win if he pressures or wrestles though.

The girl in the back you meet when you're drunk in some party and decide to spend the night with her.The girl in the front is when you weak up the next morning

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boutta finna hit my teacher with the free pizza and soda if she keeps calling my parents about my behaviour stockington bitch 205

Tiger Schaub can do 10 push-ups. That is more than 80% of Heem

>drinking alcohol

I can do 42 so smd mfer

whys that? when you go to the parties you drink milk?

This. Why would anyone ever willingly fuck up their judgement? It isn't even fun and you feel like shit the next day. It makes no sense.

This is the second time I've seen Esparza attempt to be sexy and it's always weird to me

In an alternate universe, BJ Penn's last 9 fights were round 1 KOs

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>Esparza
>sexy

I better cut my dick to feed the dogs

thawlts on miosic trilogy fight with wc?

>Yair
>Outwrestling Stephens
'no'

Quintessentially american.

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(You) shouldnt ask me anything about Miocic

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Do any of you fags even train?

t. 3 stripe white belt (which means I could literally kill 99% of people in a street fight)

DC is too emotional for trilogies. He will go down much early this time

I feel I would land on you

>5 years of Taekwondo (regret it)
>9 years boxing
>2 years of muay thai

you hate to see it when the mom is the white one but you love to see it when a big strong irish chad absolutely colonizes a latina bitch, unfortunately it looks like this situation is the former

How did based Burroughs lose bros? I missed it

I mean he'll get KO'd early but not too to mentality issues. The susceptibility to the liver shot is just a glaring hole in his game and has been for his entire career, now that Stipe has experience in capitalizing on this he will just start working the body/feints to the body earlier and get a very similar KO.
>b-b-but DC will just wrestle!
Cope. DC was gassed after a single round of wrestling Stipe. DC talks about his endless wrestling cardio but that's all it is, talk.

>implying I was saying everything
>implying I wasn't meaning things you literally have a mechanic for.
>implying elbows have any use except maybe clinch but you should be defending anyway

Sounds about right. Being full blooded anything is becoming a rarity

Joke's on you, I'm a full blooded slavo-thraco-turko-greek-celto-bulgar.

>implying I was saying everything
ok fine you said the speed ball which is way stupider than "everything"
>implying I wasn't meaning things you literally have a mechanic for
so i'll the the bag, pads, shadow box in every reflective surface. there's a time and a place.
>implying elbows have any use except maybe clinch but you should be defending anyway
kek look at this reachlet

im a mutt and its weird cause you have all these different traits that dont match up with how you look

bags, pads, shadow boxing the exact motion, vs something with little to no hip

>lmao he's trying to elbow while I'm working the single to the floor.

yikes!

youtube.com/watch?v=5eDD5P11YdM

DC has faster hands. Stipe will get destroyed by counter hooks if he tries it early. The reason DC couldn't block them in the first place is because he was too tired to throw punches so he just decided to lower his arms

thanks aussie bro

I did Aikido for a year, don't fuck with me

Losing a point for a lost challenge is an incredibly gay part of the new rules.

Burroughs is pretty washed up, but still.

hard case as you might say, that's why I mentioned dancing, yoga, etc. there's shit you can do that isn't perfectly executing the biomechanics of a punch and for it to be extremely useful, such as the speed bag. argue with 1000 years of boxing coaching not me, hick.
>puts me on my back
>go full egg slicer on your face
nuttin
personal

Think Stephens can pressure to takeaway his kicks, pepper him with leg kicks and catch him. That said I'm rooting for Yair, he seems like a nice guy and Stephens is kinda known for being a douchebag.

what the fuck is that

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Pure aryan genes.

Stephens seems like he’s really dialed in for this fight. Training with Tony and preparing for the altitude. I think he gets it done.

>Shitting on Burgerland this hard when the most popular singer in Bulgaria looks like this this

Ishyshydoo

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I would make sweet love to her

If Yair does win does it put him at the same level as Zabit or do you guys still rate Zabit more?

Reminder I am excited for the diaz/jorge fight but this is the kinda fan that it attracts

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Reminder this "man" got to ask a jorge about what he was going to feed Diaz after tree piece and a doda while you were sitting at home posting soijack memes protesting how much you dislike this fight

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I'd rather do the latter to be honest senpai

People were calling Yair a cutbaby Stephens looks huge.

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Look at this sexy girl.
Beautiful.
Just want to grab her by the waist and smell her hair.

just joking it's brian ortega

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THIS. IS. AMERICA

wtnh.com/news/connecticut/hartford/connecticut-library-hosts-drag-queen-story-hour/

His body does curve in like a girls, so does mine though.

is he even fighting any time soon?

He used to be a Lightweight. But then again, so was Edgar. I think he beat him in both divisions.

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>just joking it's brian ortega
I don't believe you.

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The kiwi bulgar cuck is back again nice!

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Fr0nkie won tho.

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It was a nice kick and an illegal knee.

Why are you responding to it?

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>jeremy stephens
>illegal knee
Checks out.

Shit, Burroughs lost? Who's this Russian dude?

Same guy he lost to last year.

I can go all day bruhs

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Baste basedquads

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Predict these two fights for tomorrow.

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what are they saying this moment?

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1174804184345931776

fraid so bro

He's lying.

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why did McGregor struggle to make 145? he doesn't seem that big

>

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>a_healthy_man_fighting_at_his_natural_weight.jpg

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thanks man, interesting match

We can start this again 2 years later my Bulgarian Buttfucker friend

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Manlet, but a big frame and gorilla arms. But yeah if he lived a healthier lifestyle and was more dedicated to being in shape he could have continued at 145 for a bit

Idk about the other bulgarian posting here, but I think we started this 3 years ago

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I'm not that guy, I only posted one of these.

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Easy. Eubanks and hill

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cutbaby conor was peak conor

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Split decision welterweight Conor was peak Conor.

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>parties
Grow up.

I miss old heem, family. predictions for jorge vs nate?

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I wonder if McGregor will agree to fight under Nunes on the Las Vegas card.

the 3rd round being labeled a 10 8 is faggotry of the highest proportions

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I wanna be under Amanda Nunes if you catch my drift

being full blooded anything doesn't exist

t. juan mcmillan

Thanks John Pierre Al-Zhang

i can't be the only person who uses the verb heemed for almost anything right?
>on Yea Forums
>this is a heem of a kino

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Jogre via tko

Fighter who hasn’t officially popped yet gets called out for roiding:
>”Ey mayne I ain’t never take no roids das bullshit mayne.”

no one in the history of MMA has ever said:
“if you think I’m on roids, let’s both put 10 grand on that claim and go to the lab”

Really makes you wonder

Conor fags will defend this

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Thinking about doing steroids for fun
>anavar or dianabol

I did aikido for 13 years, and currently have black belt with 2 purple stripes, which is highest honor in my dojo. My sensei says I could easily fight with at least average ufc guys in my weight class. Ask me anything. Dont be rude because I could easily kill most of you.

Wait, THIS is the guy that's supposed to beat Khabib?

Conor won enough of the first fight and the second to be considered undefeated against Nate

Nothing’s funnier than a pasty Irish kid on roids. Especially when they start working out, they’re like boiling lobsters.

Gaethje has three first round KOs in a row, all against top 15 guys, 2 against top ten guys.

Has that ever been done before at 155? I feel like this should be a bigger deal, no one does what he did to Edson and Cowboy. In fact Edson has only been KOd once before by Varner a decade ago, and Cowboy has never been knocked out at LW. What Gaethje has done is ridiculous.

Favorite MMA news website?

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makes ya think why gaychee isn't the scariest guy at lightweight but magumbo is a meme of high proportions

drudgereport.com

>I love Justin Gaethje!

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I don’t think you know what a verb is

He'll lose to canbib and you'll all retroactively say how all his wins were against cans

right,there arent parties for adults

he is a maneater

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how will gaethje fans ever recover?

Which fighter is one of the only real ones left?

the most fake wmma fighter ever made.Look at the tires.The bike is brand new.I bet she doesnt even drive wtf.They just put the bike there for Dern to take a pic lol

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A court battle with ex-UFC fighters, who claim the promoter engages in anti-competitive business practices, has uncovered the money paid to contractees over nearly two decades.

From 2011 to 2017, the UFC paid out approximately 20 percent of its total revenue to the fighters, drastically less than most major sports leagues where 50 percent typically goes back to the athletes. The UFC forecasted similar figures for 2020 with around 20 percent compensation going to the fighters.

In addition to that revealing information, the UFC has been criticized by its own stars.

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99% of fighters are pure reddit

Unironically Khabib

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>Dana is a fucking Jew piece of shit, he doesn't pay his fighters enough
>So and so is holding out for more money, he's obviously ducking and is a fucking pussy
So which is it /heem/?

i don't give a shit what fighters are paid

Diaz and Masvidal obviously. Why else would they be fighting for the BMF Belt you cazzie!

>20% of the UFC is the measly 10mil they pay out a year to fighters

Dire.

For me? It's Mandy.

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Bet on Stephens, he's been training with Ferguson.

>he has yet to complete a takedown
>hes desperate for it now
>were too ready
>were gonna darce him this round
>champ shit only
>pressure, tony...
>more pressure, tony...
>hes backed up to the fence and he has no way out
>watch for the takedo-WAIT THATS AN OVERHA-

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I agree with you, Gaethje is really very good. He's absorbed very few strikes as well in this recent streak, whereas in his earlier fights he'd take stupid punishment. I think maybe the reason it's not played up too much is because Tony is clearly next at LW, so they're not putting too much emphasis on his performances just yet

That’s not a good thing.

It is when it's cardio.

Honestly I'd have him winning even if he didn't. I just don't see Yair having much for him, I don't really rate Yair

it is when they're watching rocky IV on repeat and running at 2 am you fruit

they do this in America? Why dont they leave their shoes outside the house? Imagine the smell

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>when yuropoors pretend their weird nonsense rules are universal

cmon breh just shower and stop stepping in gyro shits then you'll be fine keeping clothing items in your own house

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unfortunately your shoes cant take a shower every day

what a retarded thing to type

I hope to fuck Nate heems the fuck out of this madman

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what if your socks had the chance to take a shower evry day?

Grasso making weight for the Esparza fight and i hope we are all on the same page by supporting Grasso this weekend

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>greeks are too poor to own shoe baths
>greeks are too poor to own washers and dryers

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i can literally buy a new pack of good quality socks at walmart everytime i run out instead of washing them, and it'd probably be cheaper

we put our black shoes into a bucket full of bleech every week in Greece

you sock!

Colby is a ducking broke bum. Both can be true.

grasso at the weigh ins on youtube is very much the cutest female I have seen in my life. Face>ass>breasts

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digits confirm, captain america can do this all day!

omggggggggggggggggggggggg

bmf beltttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

i would rather keep my solar plexes than to take a jose aldo shot for 1,000,000 dollars

Grasso is evil

nate: hahahahahahha keep running.... just like you run your mouth

conor: i don't want to be here
what time does this fight finish
i rather be at the park getting touched in the butt
is dee here or is she with jamal
it's too hot in here where is the air conditioner
how much time left on the clock
is this fight brought to us by Modelo?

her eyes make her look inhuman and it makes my pecker swell

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What is this body type exactly?

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Dake and Cox are the only ones who are going to win gold in FS, Burroughs is washed and Snyder was always overrated.

what type of tango are they dancing?

This is the brown, racially ambiguous future of America.

thats why she's evil.Her eyes are fucking cold black when the rest of her face is sweet.She's gonna kill you when you sleep by cutting your dick easily

No joke Yair lost the staredown

I could have sworn there's a statistic that people who smile like that during faceoffs lose a majority of the time unless it's a Cheshire grin like jon does

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>Not posting HeavyWeight Conor...

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joke on her I'm already cut

USA wins again

I've heard of dual citizenship, but damn. Is triple citizenship actually legal?

We can't see his face... it could be anyone!!!

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True, not only that but yair would nervously chuckle and back up everytime stephens got slightly closer.

You must NEVER give an inch, even if it cause you two to kiss like weidman and silva. true alpha males

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Why does everyone hate Colby Covington? Hes better

Girls do that all the time to sound interesting. They love being mutts. This one girl from Georgia, USA I was dating kept telling me she was half phillipines half cherokee india half white half something else... i was like... that's cool.

Didn't really care. To girls the more mixed you are the more "exotic" you appear to them... or so they think.

I love Colby and Conor I don't care who knows it!

What causes this psychologically speaking?

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Ryron is huge what the hell

YOLKED

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Definitely bringing my wife's boyfriends 3 sons to this one bros, can't wait to see the bmf belt!

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that bitch came in at 112

I love you, /heem/

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i want her to heem my ballsack

instagram.com/p/B2om1ykAbCH/?igshid=cnm9tyelr9m8

muh dick

Why does MMA attract so many frail betas who are obsessed with experiencing vicarious masculinity?
>bro khabib is a BEAST he's so fucking STRONG imagine what he'd do to my girlfriend haha just kidding lol

weirdly specific but okay

Stephens is a bad striker but very explosive

Yair is a bad striker

95588375
cringe

95588375
cringe

This was the best moment of last year. I was so happy for Aldo.

peru looks like THAT?

i don't think there are actually that many, mentally ill reddit and youtube comments just make it seem that way

Yeah bro, sweet reddit response. GOSH I wish I was a cool, suave Hispanic guy like Jorge Masvidal or as I like to call him "Gamebred". He's a fucking GANGSTER, he's BADASS. Wish I could be too, maybe then my gf would let me sleep in the same bed as her again...

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love

dual citizenship is technically illegal in the us, and only works practically because other countries, particularly those with birthright citizenship, don’t give a fuck whether or not the us considers you a citizen for their own purposes and will allow you to remain a national even if you were born in the states.
but i’m pretty sure the twitter bitch is just conflating nationality with ethnicity by mistake

So you're a waifu-fag. Makes sense.

Actually nutty, would let her kiss me on the cheek

Cazzie hours are just people complaining about man drama instead of talking about martial arts or matchups. Sad.

Prime Cosmo Kramer would heem Jon Jones

her arms are bigger than aspen's and she's only a strawweight

he's memeing aspen doesn't have money she goes to a fucking community college

KRAMER YOU'RE FIGHTING CHILDREN?!

Woo MAMA who IS this BITTY?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starchild_skull

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twitter.com/danawhite/status/1175119731512053760?s=20
it's out

Pure Brazilian dyke power

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inb4 frota'd

I'm gonna be honest with all of you
I really, really hate Masvidal

For years my blonde-haired blue-eyed sister believed some family myth about a Cherokee grandparent. She told everyone she was Cherokee, and always bragged how she "doesn't even look white". I got her a DNA test for her birthday and there wasn't a single drop of anything ethnic, she has barely spoken to me since then. Her latest idea to feel ethnic is she has converted to Islam

same

I can't stand him or his fans. Nate is okay but so overrated.

Do you hate nate too?

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No, unlike Jorge his retardation is endearing.

Ben wins the rematch, the trilogy, the story and the title by the end of 2020. Screencap this.

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>He is a failed bodybuilder
Kill your self Frank Zane fag, Arnold won fair and square multiple times

HE'S HURT

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He's going to get Rockhold levels of flushed in mw

I wish I had one of those men in black mind wipe things right about now

kek

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Fucking knew you were a Zane fag from the get-go

This thread is really something boys

Hopefully he won't turn into a boring technical faggot and meme kick his way into Flushed Land

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I just checked both my clocks and It’s Khabib time !

Pereira solved MMA

Pereira wins the rematch

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Prime PVZ would clean Ngannous clock

She used to fuck guys like him in high school

I'm a pretty rough customer myself, what do I have to do earn a shot at the bmf title?

whoa haha
for a second I thought you meant something ELSE lol

If you look at the lightweight division historically you realize it's a meme division and overrated in terms of depth.

fighters like Perry are among my favorites

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Another snot at the strap brother

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blow job penn is the LW goat, of course it's overrated.

beautiful

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when is he fighting again

>DC vs Jon Jones

>ywn turn flushed Ortega into your cockslut
Why live? Just to suffer?

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Swedish posters are a mistake

based

Brutal skullmog by the mexican manlet.

Can't imagine leaving my footwear outside in the middle of winter breh

>scottish
>english
>both hues
this is the future the boomers built us

Yahir is clearly shook there, he is also a can who got a fluke on KZ and was gifted an easy fight against Pen after that, I think he wont last 2 rounds

Post your parlay, goyim
>Assparza
>Eubanks
>Carnelossi

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That wasn't an illegal knee lol

ye it was

Yair is shook

wtf is joes problem

What the hell kind of person fantasizes about getting cucked by Khabib? Wouldn't Yoel or Francis be the gotos? Khabib wouldn't exactly split a bitch in half.

Heeminder, Nunes never wanted to rematch cyborg

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Wasn't it the other way around?

Don't believe Dana's lies

Did they wrestle bears? Bears dude freakin bears.

Brian Orsmegma

Better than yours.
Boom roasted!

UFC needs to resign myboy Moraga

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I hate how everytime someone gets knocked out in the first couple minutes people scream for a rematch.

This is such a bad card for betting kek. If I needed to make a 3 leg parlay I’d go:
>Peterson
>Quinones
>Stephens

Quinones at -160 is the best value on the card.

It's called starving and dehydrating yourself

Honestly feels like I got swindled out of my money whenever it happens

jordan peterson is now in rehab for xanax so i wouldn't bet on him

You actually pay?

They should make sure to not have meme early stoppages like they've been doing lately, but fighters shouldn't be rewarded rematches for getting btfo in dramatic fashion. They're the ones who let the fans down, unless it was an early stoppage which is extremely annoying.

>jordan peterson is now in rehab for xanax so i wouldn't bet on him

sauce?I would love that to be true for le based clean your room man

newsweek.com/jordan-peterson-rehab-wife-cancer-scare-1460399

youtube.com/watch?v=qk1A_OJZsJY&t=27s

I know you are posting here. Good prediction my man.Keep it up

youtube.com/watch?v=cXnYX9i59KQ

Do white people actually fantasise about black men fucking their wifes/girlfriends or is it just an overblown meme? Genuinely curious.

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>he's just a weird dude

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The ones who are cukks do

When I'm watching porn I notice plenty of cuck shit has high views and good ratings. I guess it's a common interest

Why isn't Bethe Correia on the main card? She's a can, but her brapper should be enough reason to put her on the main card.

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She hasn't put it in the right place, i.e. Dana's lap

Yair Rodríguez vs. Jeremy Stephens
Carla Esparza vs. Alexa Grasso
Brandon Moreno vs. Askar Askarov
Irene Aldana vs. Vanessa Melo
Martin Bravo vs. Steven Peterson

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Just look at the size of this brapper

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Well yeah, obviously.

It's kinda like the a foot fetish or those stepsister videos, not once have I ever met someone who was into that. Maybe it's an American thing

Join the /heem/ Whatsapp chat for comfy MMA talk

Welcome: everyone
Not welcome: people that are scared to share their number with a Chinese cartoon website chat

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>gets raped
>loves it

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>her brother goes to prison for sodomizing a 13 year old boy
>she sells a book lying that she left school because SHE was raped
based

Paige is definitely fucked in the head, probably into BSDM after she got raped.

god she's hitting the wall so hard

you just know

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Dont grab the fence

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IM COOOOOOOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Thawlts on Phil Brooks wife, April Jeanette Mendez?

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Wholesome.

someone posted a webm of her making out with a bigger dude in front of him during the punk vs gall leadup

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hmmmmmmm makes the neurons fire

I hope yair loses I can’t stand these “mexicans” who don’t even live in Mexico because they know how much of a shithole this place is

Which Bloodyelbow degenerate is he?

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>Stephens
>Esparza
>Askarov
>Aldana
>Bravo

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New:

It's hot when a girl likes to be dominated, espicially being choked

She's a cutey

Are you mentally ill, we're 20 off the limit, you fucking retard.

>wake up to an ice cold cerveza in the morning
>tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner
>10/10 latina goddesses walking around, beads of sweat dripping down their brown skin and luscious lips
>cartel bros offer free party favors in the local tavern, promise not to behead anyone in the village for the entire week (shit is cash)
>sit in a lawn chair all day in the hot sun thinking about the next chimichanga to eat
>delightful ambiance of a cartel shootout in the distance

tell me again how you "suffer" in mexico

my first real waifu, before i knew what coalburning, roast beef etc was
i miss those days

I'd HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC, if you know what I MEAN.

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Really? I thought he was from Guadalajara or somewhere in the center of the country, grasso trains in Guadalajara right?

No, please elaborate.

if i heem CM Phil, do i get to hug her and gently kiss her on the cheek?

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kek based. Sounds like the life.

Ok, let me offer you this.

You get to have sex with Macedo but you have to have sex with her last sexual partner together with her. Yes or no?

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Fuck yes

those stepsister videos are mostly just regular amateur porn with weird titles to attract the fetish fags, I imagine the cuck shit is mostly the same but with interracial couples

Ok, how about this. You get to have sex with Macedo but you have to have sex with Sarah Frota before, minimum 2 hours of interaction and you only get 20 minutes with Macedo, you have a 5 minute rest period between Frota and Macedo.

They all get millions of views though, I don't know who's asking for them, a foot fetish is the most common fetish but you never see that get included in porno vids.

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Terrible

Same, I don't think jorge has an actual proper fan besides hordes of street spics and amerigoblins from LA and Miami.

Diaz bless

did he die?

Jeremy Stephens
Carla Esparza
Askar Askarov
Vanessa Melo
Steven Peterson

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