/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Singabore Friday Practice Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 284
V. Bottas 221
M. Verstappen 185
C. Leclerc 182
S. Vettel 169

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 505
Ferrari 351
Red Bull 266
McLaren 83
Renault 65

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
170 (172 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
31 points

>Hund status:
Der Roten Stieren is wir main enemy. Wir waren Unterhunder against ze Neweyrocket...

>News:
MWL resumes
Buttass in the wall
Hulk OUT of F1

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FUCK ANIME

Love to Aussie Prozzie

second for cute finn girls and gimi

keita

Threadly reminder to:
>Stop Being Poor

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in for KubGOD and death to Carrie.

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>timo glock showing all rari-secrets on TV

Leaving Red Bull to go to Renault is the F1 equivalent to a wage slave resorting to gay for pay for an extra 200 bucks a week

whats happened in fp1 so far

t. late

Bottas binned it

tinklerk lost gearbox
bottas crashed
kimi bath water drank

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good to hear vettel asked if bottas was ok. i mean it was such a enormous shunt at less than 100kph, it wouldn't be survivable probably even 2 years ago before halo has been introduced

>Winning races
>have one million dollars

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Horner didn't know he was on TV

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kek

and what would you guys like to see? less practice sessions? sprint races? 2 equal races? for me it's crofty in a glue factory and weekend schedule as it is

Great results in next week’s Ferrari Challenge Europe to Fabienne

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We need him in Merc

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Lmao that "save"

miserable cunt

Is that Glock?

yes, timo glock is glock

>Lewis blocks Sainz
>SkyF1 gives literally 6 different excuses as to why it's ok

>commentator listing music-acts @ singapore
>boomer-band, boomer-dj, boomer-singer
siiip

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We need merc to die& McLaren to come in its spot, then put max and his buttboy lando in it. Ferrari will be lecute & vettee, while RB with blyat as no.1 driver and albon. Hammy and buttass go to williams. Peak kino

He can be a cunt during FP1 to cars that will pose zero threat to him in the race because Leclerc didn't let him win last race

twitter.com/RacingTcho/status/1174983818031198211
lol

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Had sex with my first black girl last night lads, it was pretty good

/Thank you for reading my blog

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Karun is making this up as well right?

what a thug

"H-hard driving is o-okay now guise rite?"

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What a fucking arrogant prick. I'd report him to the cops and get him caned.

It should be legal to run over cyclist with headphones on.

>Clare dropping truthbombs on Hubert getting Bianchid'

FUCKING SAVAGE

What did she say?

oh yes claire, kube's decision really, really surprised you. it's not like you had a 1+1 deal with orlen and kube had a clause in his contract, so with him leading russel in the championship at half season, you couldn't simply get rid of cripple without strong involvement of lawyers

fuck this lying hag (ironically and unironically)

>merc best power unit on the grid
Claire exposing the underdog

Haze issue

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Will the Unterhund start focusing on Redu Burru Raceru now? Seems kind of stupid to focus on Ferrari when they're so fucked on slow tracks.

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>mercedes are williams' biggest creditor
>she's singing praises about them
no shit

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Fuck your phone fucking zoomer

>when /f1/ calls out your bullshit

>Claire says zhe Mercedes Motor ist the best on zhe Grid. Sie can't say zhat, wir sind die Unterhunden

The best PU is Ferrari but okay

>the shanty town of buttass

If I was Kubica, I've extendted my contract just for the keks.

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>Mercedes has won most of the season and has a lot of 1-2 and 2-3
>ferrari has 2 GP wins, no 1-2
>both GP wins were won with under a second
>Mercedes wasn't far off in Monza or in Spa qualy either
>HUUURRRRR FERRARI IS ZE BEST MOTOREN!!!!! t. Cocksucking faggot
based retard

I hate Hamlel but this is based

Low key, if AMX joins Mercedes F1 in 2021, we'll have another 7 years of Mercedes domination. He's worth 0.25s lap above F1 par driver.

Best PU doesn't mean best car

>Renault Sport have announced that they will provide several incentives to attract new drivers to the 2020 Formula Renault Eurocup, including waiving entry fees for female drivers.
the state of gender equality in 2020

Brundle asked her about young talent being the direction of F1, and how much of an impediment the Superlicence Points were to that, and she said that the Hubert incident demonstrated why the SL points scheme is necessary.

phat ass or fit?

>amx will be a seven time WDC by the time he is 21
I don't want it but I kind of do at the same time.

>CHEATING TOTO CUNT

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Will we get a halfbreed /f1/ babby?

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Oh no no no

Based Jo Bauer

Post more pics of your sister.

Yet they dropped Marta :(

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t.Ocon who still hoping for a Merc seat

NEIN NEIN NEIN
ZIS WAREN SUPPOSED TO MEIN TIME

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Time for Aussie lad to knock up some Black Hooker

I assure you that I am 100% purebred Finngolian, I just have a very hardcore jungle fever.

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i'm sorry i have a type and that is certainly not it. aside from the fact that die Mutte and i are kinda dating now apparently

>AFLA were apparently fined 5,000 euros for a similar incident.

>aside from the fact that die Mutte and i are kinda dating now apparently

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>die Mutte and i are kinda dating now apparently
That's lovely

maths r hard

How much does the gf experience cost?

schokoelfen uezs

>die Mutte
+r
>prozzie-ozzie gonna learn German and will apparently be the only ozzie to fully understand the unterhundsen maymay down under
best timeline

there's a lot (like outnumbering 10 to 1) of Finnish man/black(brown) woman couples in Helsinki than the opposite in Helsinki maybe you can find your true love from here

happy for you lad and can i come to the baby shower

>kinda dating now

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i'll tell you when my bill arrives lol

die Mutter? thanks lad. i should make an effort really.

the unexpected support for my um... predicament is honestly warmly received lads.

That really warms my icy, shriveled, dark and cynical heart

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/f1/ making a bachelor-party with "Formula 1 1997" and Rich Energy Drinks.
brb booking flight

>die Mutter?
yes, always at your service.

whatever i can do to get you through another winter, mate

danke

or a gender reveal burnout

>die Mutte

>die Mutter?

You're probably confusing mutter (mother) with mutti (mummy).

Either that or Nutte (another word for prozzies)

PPD

Hmmm in that case you should probably stick to "Mutter", hooker lad, to avoid an accidental incident.

Alpecin. Doping für die Haare.

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It's not like the mistype would be wrong either :DDDD

you just wooshed yourself, m8

This guy was supposed to be an F1 driver
Kek

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kek good choice

Who?

shit doesn't work at all.
t. knower

close my friend

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Reckon he would have been in RB as of today if he wasn't such a choker

Dick tickbum

Dank Scrotum

this is mandatory innit

Lads to what extent does the extra length of the Mercedes chassis effect drag and downforce?

>die Mutte
is that an Aussie way of saying mutt

We are living vicariously through you.

Good on ya lad.

Dan Dickdumb

Dan Tantrum

Der rot Auto ist more klein vich allows it to nawigate the narrow streets hier im Singapore mit much more aerodynamic efficiency. Ve are dealing mit much challenges in both qualifying and der renne vich means ve vill have to overcome much hardship to have any hope of beating der Italians.

Thought it was his gf who threw the tantrum?

Dick Tantrum

Damn Lickbum

Dung Tucker

Nah, he crashed into an other car under Safety Car once

fit & petite, normal sized ass but looked bigger on her
Well she is already mixed so i guess we have quater babbys

All in all a good night, probably gonna bang her again next week

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He also physically attacked his race engineer in Super Fomula

You mean the ass-whore sizequeen?

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Is he even racing in anything?

You just know she is hiding a massive turd that she has left in the toilet.

He just became Sophia's teammate in F3 Regional.
Racing this weekend. Trying to get experience so he can race at Macau again.

Wie wär‘s mit einem Toupet, Herr Ing.?

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>Dan wasn't following her at the time
>pic was posted as a profile pic so he could see it
>she was taunting him
>"you don't get to lick me clean"

FREC debut soon

Veroaschn'S mi net, Sie, Sie, Sie Prolet!

>We get to her Dickbum raging at Prema again

To be fair this time they probably are getting away with cheating.

>another Schumacher will get to fuck with Dickbum
>Sophia will get to dom him too
BASED.

>Your fuel must be at 32 degrees or more
The absolute CITY of this sport

David and Vivien already fucked with him back in the Asia Winter Series.

All memes aside, we know that when he wasn't a giant cunt, Ticktum did indeed have some pace. What sort of deficit to Dickbum can Sophia have without losing her dignity? And should she beat him, how ass-blown will Tictum be?

fuel must be within (iirc) 10°C of ambient temperature, m8.

Well in FP1 she was within 0.3 of him.

I just want her to get some consistent result and not have any bad luck.
She needs to close up on Schumi in the championship.

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>slept through FP1
ebig

Was it a snooze fest or did something important happen?

Bottas went full Buttas into the wall.
Ferrari went full Lelrari with LeCute's gearbox

rari boom bang clunk
goattas screech bang boom

Bottas smeared himself along the barrier like cram cheese on a bagel

LeClerc's gearbox crapped out

Vettel had a good day

>chassis he has a lot of experience in
>3 literally who rookies in front of him in

Ticktum strikes me as the type of overly proud lad whose ego can't handle a loss to a woman

Thanks lads

>Vettel had a good day
):

>going to miss the Great Schism Bowl due to work

ITOP will the matches be recorded & have you been able to wrangle a /f1/ friendly commentator for tonight?

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True, but he can't handle a loss to anyone.
streamable.com/xth76

>literal Wacky Races excuses
I laugh every time

EFPEETOO in 43 bings

>NLD
>NDL

>tfw we mere weeks away from dan going to walking to the track when olivia is going to push her way through to find him, slap him in the face and demand he tell her whose underwear she just found in his spare helmet while sophia calmly goes about preparing for her own race

>19,987 views
/f1/ single-handedly destroying Dickbum's career :DDD

Right, which one of you sent the dick pic to Renee?

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>Will Buxton
>Wow. @ZBrownCEO just told us he talked to @HulkHulkenberg about racing for @McLarenIndy in 2020, but that Nico sadly didn’t want to race ovals. What a shame.
why are f1 drivers such pussies?

>Olivia then keeps it to make a tidy profit online

B R U H

where can I bet on hulk ending up in formula meme

I like this Sophia girl, she seems like a nice lass

Fucking top kek

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>props not even his dick
Complimenting him probably isn't the best way to attempt to """shame""" him.

Gotta pay for Dan's holidays one way or another

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>tfw still no bf to cuddle and watch f1 with

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please be in
H E L S I N K I
E
L
S
I
N
K
I

Get a hooker?

I am
Ewwww

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The cunt

ey bb I can be ur internet bf if you would just send me 800 euros

wonder if daddy feels proud that his baby girl is a giant thot

Say no homo

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Thoughts on >us as a country?

>implying that isn't daddy's private account

I liked it from the small amount I saw when I went last year.

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>probs not his dick

kek she likes it

>country
nice city but where's the rest of it?

>REEEEEE HARUM
Don't start this shit again.

Good atmosphere, would be nice if it was breathable though

*singa

solely depends on the result of the F1 race

Really rather nice. You’ve done a lovely job with the place.

>fit & petite, normal sized ass but looked bigger on her
bruh

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my apologies I thought he was a she

DUN DUN DUN

God dammit Prema are just OP

10/10, will plant trees and increase the CPF minimum sum

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wrong flag to to be the BREHS poster

does it really matter when it coooom's to pussy?

Is Singapore a based track?

eizen polizei

No

gimi

Is LeCute gonna be out for this session?
Or should I switch onboard feeds to someone else?

Not without the Sling

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Bruh

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Fuck I miss the sling

cringe

Clear visors are absolute kino

Le redditor poster

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gay mwl trash GP

dubs and gimi wins the race

BOTH WINGS GONE
F

ALBON EXPOSED

>Horner : ah shit here we go again

No point in being in anything other than a Prema

Stroll just blocked LeCute

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>gentile messing with a chosen one

Kvyat is unironically the best of the 4 current Red Bull drivers.

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oh yes leclerc, that was super dangerous, unlike you pushing hamilton onto grass under braking from 320kph

>Albon
All according to keikaku

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KYS faggot

and people still buy hamiltons bullshit "humble" persona, bafflles me every time

cope

>vettee fuming

imagine GAS at ferrari instead of VET

GAS has everything to be a good Barichello.

>RUS 7TH

>russel faster than vettee

Silly Season 2021 will be fucking juicy with pretty much all drivers without a contract and so many young prospects vying for a spot while many current drivers in danger of being pushed out due to their geriatric age and/or shortage of talent.

>Current drivers who will be over 30 in 2021
42 - Räikkönen (probably out after 2020)
36 - Kubica (out after 2019 and not coming back), Hamilton
35 - Grosjean (hopefully out after 2020 for fucks sake)
34 - Vettel, Hulkenberg (probably out after 2019, not sure if coming back - applies to both)
32 - Bottas, Ricciardo
31 - Perez

>Current drivers who will be under 30 but in danger of getting the boot after 2019 or 2020
Giovinazzi
Gasly
Magnussen
Kvyat

>Coming up through the ranks with a chance to debut in F1 in 2020 or 2021
Latifi (F2)
Zhou (F2)
Schumacher (F2)
H̶u̶b̶e̶r̶t̶ ̶(̶F̶2̶)̶
Shwartzman (F3)
Daruvala (F3)
Vips (F3)
Armstrong (F3)
Lundgaard (F3)
Tsunoda (F3)
Yamamoto (SF)

>Bubbling under
Alonso (every motorsport series apart from F1)
Ericsson (Indycar)
Wehrlein (FE)
Vandoorne (FE)

And in all of this, Verstappen is the key.

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>Russell is faster than Vettel

It's nice being able to call someone else a small country

new faces for new f1 #changeyoucanbelievein #neeoowwwww

youtube.com/watch?v=LcC2BXvjhx0

Hope Wehrlein never gets a seat, no need for the cheap version of Ham.

>ALBON REDEEMED

Imagine being that desperate for attention.

GITL

Exposed by AMX again

>ALB +1s to VER
different tires? traffic?

>Son of Magnus

>Both haas cars 14th and 20th
DETRACTORS BTFO

No, he's slower than Gasly. Only Verstappen can drive that car just like only Schumacher could drive his Benettons.

Current top 6 order will be top 6 in qualis:
Ham
Ver
Bot
Alb
Lec
Vet

>lew doing second fast lap just .045 slower
truly the goat of goats

>Only Verstappen

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b&r

Formula mEme Jakarta circuit layout

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webbum of bottas p1 crash please?

Stop shilling for this russian autist.

>10 gasly
>11 kvyat
what did they mean by that?

why can't they just be normal?

You're forgetting one very relentless driver

youtube.com/watch?v=K1LD7IUCH_k

youtube.com/watch?v=1Blied1r4g4

based checo

>tf
>tp
>seethes about Kvyat
>seethe about Markelov
LOL you genuinely are still seething about the war.

Because normal tracks don't give enough electricity regen and eve when they use these retarded tracks full of braking zones and do hilarious amounts of lift&coast, they might STILL run out of battery

They’re going to race under the sea?

fokin perez

Friendly reminder that Gasly, Albon and Kvyat are equally quick (or slow, if you like) and there's probably two or three drivers in the current grid who could seriously push Verstappen.

stating facts is seething now, kek

Based cheers

>the Singapore Eye, that's what the ferris wheel is called
>but Hulkenberg has no eye for it for he is focussing on his lap
Fucking Dutch commentator. Just let Mol do the FP

Quick someone tell me if I should drop Bottas from my fantasy team in favour of Vettee

No

>H̶u̶b̶e̶r̶t̶ ̶(̶F̶2̶)̶

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o k phew

Wait until he brings Marko in to it.

Yes, at Zandvoort.

Looks like Johnny Bravo.

I'd do it. Vettee would surely get his shit together. Buttass doesn't seem confident.

>"Hamilton has already been a very cleaner racer"
Expect for lap 1 turn 1 in every single race he had against Rosberg.

REE DOESN'T COUNT MUH ROSBERG WAS THE BAD GOY

or the Chad

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fak of rasha

>Quick someone tell me if I should drop my AIDS from my list of ailments in favour of cancer

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looks shellshocked

They're the same person.

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>hue

>"the word Singapore RELENTLESSLY written around it"
Has the standard to qualify as relentless been, dare I say, lowered?

Based Red Bull

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He's in for a nasty surprise.

>He's in for a lovely surprise.
FTFY

powerstance

>,RBR hires comfor women for the mechanics
BASED.

Looks like an aussie got him pregnant.

Most teams will do it if the schedule keeps growing.

Is it me or have the cars caught up with safety precautions, rendering them useless?
Seems like things are getting dangerous for the first time since the 50s.

>kubica @ dtm next year?
LOLOL

You've been in jail too long lad.

Huh !¿

Where's that?

No. It's just Todt's FIA road safety campaign bullshit leaking in to F1.
>muh legacy

>all the drivers periods have synchronised and they're moody little cunts

Turn 18

post pantyliner drawer

>first time since the 50s

you should save your coooooms for your new wife

>coooooms
No idea what this is meant to mean. Speak male.

For me it's Albert Lemaitre

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No he doesn't. Barrichello was a fast cuck. Solid performances, and close to Schumacher's speed on a good day.
Gasly isn't fast enough to be a useful #2. He's not fast enough to finish just behind Verstappen, and he's not even fast enough to use an alternative strategy hold up their rivals to give Verstappen a better shot at winning.

Wasn't there a death in F3 the other week?
I mean this seems to be happening more lately.
It's hooked me to be frank, I prefer this sport when it's pushing athletes to the brink of death. That's fucking badass.

Barrichello had a solid pair of hands too.

There was like 3 decades with like 2-3 deaths, then like 5 in formula 1&3 in the last 5 years.

Fuck off, normie.

you made a deal again with that cunt, gene
you dug your grave
don't expect sympathy

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>It's hooked me to be frank, I prefer this sport when it's pushing athletes to the brink of death. That's fucking badass.
go back watching bare knuckle boxing or liveleak or someshit please

The 60s and 70s were pretty brutal too.

what the fuck is crofty going on about jesus christ

>vanzini @ baku: shouldn't be a good race for hulk because he's never got points in odd years
>crofty @ singapore: vettel will get pole because he's always got pole in odd years
why are they like this

Every odd year this decade Seb gets a pole in Singapore, basically he is destined to be on pole tomorrow.
Based Crofty lmao

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I hope Brexit makes F1 great again.

F1 gonna end up looking like formula easter

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>lunatic on SkyF1
Did waggers go to Singapore again?

>Williams die
>Merc become proper German
>Renault becomes proper French

No idea about McLaren, Force India, or Red Bull

Streamable because audio
streamable.com/jmnff

>Williams die
>merc die
>renault die
>mclaren die
>FI die
>RB die
>renamed to Formula Ferrari and friends

McLaren will become full-on Yanks who claim to be proud of their Kiwi-British heritage.
Force India is kill but in doing so are rich enough to go wherever they fuck they want.
RBR are Austrian anyway but will move to a more aerodynamic country based on the avice of Adrian Newey.

based

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That's a lot of F

Ferrari still manage to fuck it up

Based and sovietpilled

Unironically looks like Ted

>Coomacher

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Without fear of sounding like a fanboy.
Imagine Kmag in a top car.
He would fucking end Hamlelton

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Filthy dirty lucky bastard.

he's got a big one.

feel like pure shit just want her back

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Sadly it ain't big enough

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>tfw you will never spritz cold water on to Vivien to cool her down

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You're just too young for her I'm sorry

>took a picture with ricciardo
kek

>literally aquafresh

Damn David's smugness level is off the charts

I'd be smug if I were tapping that.

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Yeah can't blame him. Especially with that face.

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Would be kino

there's only even a handful of ovals on the schedule, that's just sad

Well, best case Brexit will shut down British economy so hard that no one over there will have internet access anymore. Certainly would make /f1/ great again.

Mercedes is leaving in 2023 tho

he'll take himself, 6 marshalls and 50 spectators in a scaffold grandstand with him though.

M..mating press?

But user I'm just a sweet innocent catholic girl. I couldn't possibly do something as lewd as that.

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based Simon already pulling the ladder up

also, nuclear take: F1 should have an oval. Have a sultan or whoever build one out in a desert somewhere. Shake up the schedule and give them a new challenge for once, maybe Mercedes wouldn't be able to figure it out first.

>ja ze oval track sounds sehr gut für ze sport our analytic team would sicher not be reaady for zat

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Can we relocate WAGlad first?

>high-degradation tires on oval
bring the bodybags

9 months later

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Engines would never last half a race.

You're the reason why no one watches F1.

It was verging on an extreme sport for some time.

I thought we told you to fuck off.

Thats a pretty cheap price to end MWL-HWL borefest

wouldn't have to be some massive superspeedway track like Indianapolis

LMAO you seem to think I'm Liberty Media and it's my job to attract new fans.
Protip: If you want to be welcomed, don't demand to be spoonfed.

Even on a short oval, they're simply not designed to go flat out all the time. Plus the drivers would have no clue how to drive with the traffic that would produce. They'd MAYBE manage a roval but a proper oval? Forget it.

I would love it to happen and would absolutely watch the fuck out of it though.

>Even on a short oval, they're simply not designed to go flat out all the time. Plus the drivers would have no clue how to drive with the traffic that would produce.

those both sounds like positives to me

kmag, Checo, amx and blyat bullying Ham would be kino

Why don't you want motorcar racing to be the most badass sport on the planet again?

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Because that title belongs rightfully to deathwheel.

Well, yeah. Would be kino.

You do realize that a new race in the calendar doesnt just gets announced 2 weeks before the race would take place all of a sudden.
Teams and engine suppliers would have the time, at minimum half year, but usually more, to ready themselves for the challenge.

yes me american me like oval big crashes zoom in on that sponsor please

They'd need a whole new engine built from scratch, never mind the aero setups. The FIA would need to bring in an oval at the same time as a new engine spec.

cars go vroom i like

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just rebuild berlin ANUS banking and go racing there again

What even would be the view when seated at the top of that stand?

>driving a car
>bad ass

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I'd rather have no F1 than see its audience become UFC tier

>GP of Germoney @ Lausitzring
I approve of this message.

Here. Here's Formula Liberty. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, /f1/. Here is Formula One. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking wheels together and congratulate you on living in the land of WAGS.

the back of the head of the guy in front of you

The mystery of what Ted is doing has been solved.

He is the pit lane commentator for the trackside commentary.

interdasting

Oh come on.
The engines are just made for the expected load. The engines are already being ran at a pretty low rpm compared to what they could achieve.
Also with enough cooling, constant high rpm with a healthy engine is better than the varying load of a road course

based reference

Should be recorded, VOD up quite soon after I think, will link it if I catch it
As for the commentator not really, I didn't had anyone in mind other than WAGgers, maybe Fapoleon (who is a croatian flag iirc) will go for it

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

Jenson back to remind you to always use png

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Lewis here to tell you that if it's not on, it's NOT ON.

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That's unironically one of the best they get

>George Russell has been learning from Lewis Hamilton's approach to Formula 1 and adopting some of the world champion's techniques to improve his race performances.
Like sucking off Sutil?

Good bra™

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Lando, obviously.

I'm glad Haas kept GRO and MAG for 2020. We can't judge their driving skills because this season's car (and most proaby next year's) are the worst on Sunday race. Just watch how they drop from P6 to P17 on 20 laps.
And most important, If you think Hulk deserved more Grosjean's seat, I'm sorry to say you're gayer than Rakesh's BBD cuckposting. He's out because, first, he trusted the French engineering and second, he trusted French in general.

It's a forced meme from some redditors who tried to troll Yea Forums

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Even by mEme standards this looks like a comically small track

>build a car with no downforce and huge engine
>can't corner for shit because of the oversteer and power imbalance
>only competitive on power tracks
>teammate wins there because he doesn't push the car through the corners on the limit
>Vettel spins because he pushes the car to the limit and loses the rear due to the city of no downforce Ferrari
>blame Vettel

Brainlets

titlets mirrin

>The PU is the only part of the car.
Off yourself

high IQ post

it's alright tbf

Was Lecute just defending Vettee by winning Monza?
What if Binbotto wanted to pull a Montezemolo and force Seb into retirement if he wins Monza?

a smart driver wouldnt push his car in attempt to chase what it cannot accomplish
leclerc has the right philosophy

Pretty much this.

>a smart driver wouldnt push his car in attempt to chase what it cannot accomplish
Ayrton the GOAT would disagree with you.
>leclerc has the right philosophy
To come second? To be the first loser?

>Push the car til it breaks lmao
t.Gilles

>Schwartzman
>Armstrong
Definitely in F2 next year, I don't see teams taking big risks having drivers move up to early after red bull's shit this season.
>Schumacher
Will have to be top 3 next year for a promotion to Alfa.

>F1 2019 career mode
>Season 2
>Leclerc/Verstappen @ Toro Rosso
>Vettel/Albon @ Ferrari
>Hamilton/Bottas @ Mercedes
>Me/Gasly @ Red Bull

Fuck, I moved to the main team because I wanted a challenging teammate like Verstappen, Vettel or Hamilton. Whatever, at least there will be an epic 3 team battle for both championships because the performance is pretty equal at the moment.

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this is a big brained post.
also don't forget that sebastian hasn't killed off any of his close friends, relatives or associates to trade their life energy for lap times

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Prost the true GOAT would disagree with you.

Pls upvote this post

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might is right
no win = no excuses

1 win - some excuses

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I think it's obvious that Mercedes are cheating the past decade. Probably doing crazy hack like that TOYOTA WRC AWD Celica that had the trick intake manifold that flexed wider when the cover was on.

youtube.com/watch?v=vXoHCsAYVX0

GAY

the absolute state of this cringelord

i don't really care about your sexual orientation m8

>IXATƎꓘAꟻ
Of course the fake celebrity would use a fake taxi.

Maybe Vettel should go back to Red Bull then

I know russell is ugly as fuck, looks like a ventriloquist doll and has a kid's body, but I'd still want to lick his boipussy if you know what I mean

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racefans.net/2019/09/20/f1-proposes-replacing-engine-grid-penalties-with-ballast-penalties/

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Formula 1 is considering whether to introduce a new system of ballast penalties for drivers who exceed the maximum number of power unit components.

Drivers who use too many power unit parts currently receive grid penalties. However the system is unpopular as it forces drivers to start races from the back of the grid.
A proposal has now been put forward to replace the grid penalties with a ballast penalty. The plan was outlined on official F1 Fan Voice website.

Success ballast “could be graduated depending on the seriousness of the offence (for example 5kg for a turbocharger change and 15kg for an engine change). The exact numbers would be calculated to give a similar end of race effect to the current grid penalties.”

The plan has some potential benefits and drawbacks, they noted. “The advantages of this is that it is simple, and cars start in the position that they qualify in.

“The disadvantage could be that unless the commentators make mention of the ballast penalty during the race (as they do in[the British Touring Car Championship] for example), it may leave spectators wondering why a driver is slow. It may also show a driver as being slower than his team mate when this is not necessarily the case.”

Fans are being asked to give their views on whether ballast penalties should be introduced or the existing grid penalties retained.

The advantage of leaving things unchanged “are probably that, after some seasons, it is understood and also, from time to time, we may see a battle as a front racing car claws its way from the back of the grid.

“Among the disadvantages is that once a penalty has been applied and the car is at the back of the grid, or a car is at the back of the grid for other reasons then there is an attraction to make further strategic changes which is outside the spirit of the regulations.”

>Yea Forumserb owl in 30
>Schism Bowl is the 4th match

wasn't there a big survey initiated by f1 asking the fans about stuff? what happened with that?

would such a ballast penalty also be enforced during qualy?

Nowadays they get hysterical over collisions that nobody would have batted an eye over 15 years ago. Cars used to get fucking rekt and no one expected. The driver to have more than a headache or a bruise or something, except for the odd crash when a car would spin over several times and land upside down, and even then people didn't get so emotional. They talked about the crash itself and when you got to see him leaving the wreck or standing near the barrier, then they went "Ah, he's okay. Well he's probably a little dizzy after that one." Today they IMMEDIATELY talk about how they're "worried" and repeat several times how they "hope" that nothing serious happened etc., when you know that the driver will just get out of the wreck in 10 seconds.

motorsport.com/f1/news/fia-extra-pirelli-test-mercedes/4544356/

>New test for 2020 Pirelli approved
>Between Russia and Japan
>"The late notice and the timing of the test between the flyaway races in Russia and Japan mean that only the top teams with the biggest resources will be able to do it. Mercedes is believed to have indicated that it is willing to take part."

OF COURSE

Now this sport became gay lmao

I know the pieces fit
I know the pieces fit
I know the pieces fit
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT

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If only. He would expose Max as a Wobbler-tier driver.

There was one on F1Fanvoice recently which one do you like more, ballast or grid drop. It was 3-4 questions, the last one was to write your reasons why did you chose one or the other.
Fuck them.

lmao, brilliant

Only fair to give the underdog some testing-time.

> *Someone rolls his car
>plebbit: I was literally

>SHAKING

yeah no shit, you wann know why, muh 7 wdc choco senna must win, let's give them a little push, Liberty are salivating

Most of what they post are just push polls to get the answers they want.
They'll have a poll with 4 dumb ideas that should never be in F1, and no option to say they're all shit ideas.
Then they use that """data""" to claim that x% of people want stupid gimmick 3.

Inb4 ‘rari gets a cheeky pit stop under vsc early in race and switches to hard tires and simply moggs Lewis

nth for six wheelers
lads should i take a nap keep in mind that i have a bunch of stuff to do for next week

>seriously implying Rari could pull such a strategy after Benis left

>looks like a ventriloquist doll

*loud kek*

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Lewis would still blow buy them. even on hards, the Mercedes was putting up competitive lap times against Ferrari and Red Bull on softs

N E W
E
W

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I can hardly wait for the Sunday to come
that without a woman one day passes me
Then, to me, then, the nerve kida
the one who drives a red car

Ref.
It's not fair, it's not fair, it's really not fair
I want at least one day that I'm Sumaher
not fair, not fair, it's really not fair
Give me, God, one day to be Sumaher


Month of the day, here I am, I'm taking my kera
I'm for the Sumaher Swab
while I'm killing the late Sen
with a comrade, I'm cheating on a woman

Ref.

While I'm waiting for the race to start
I put something on the table to hurt
various pies, baking lamb
I pour wine and burn the saints

formulapassion.it/motorsport/formula-1/f1-team/la-ferrari-sonda-russell-binotto-leclerc-vettel-wolff-mercedes-457092.html

>According to Corriere dello Sport, Binotto asked Toto about Russell in case Vettee decides to leave or Ferrari to give him the boot

GOATTAS > Amx

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ferrari more like zoomerari

Holy fucking hell.
The delusions of Chuunibyou are nothing against this man

HAHAHAHAHAH
wow.
when will eightbins get binned?

The last time a team had 2 GP2/F2 champions has teammates they won everything for 3 years.
Maybe they are playing 5D chess here

it was a time before fortnite

>cars don't really matter
how can someone watch f1 and think the driver is the primary reason for success?

They're called Alonso fanboys

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This man steps to you.
Hands over a track which consists of german f1 commentary.
What do you do?

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cooom

>SCHUMACHER

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reminder the 2012 Ferrari was a shitbox

why haven't i seen Kai Ebel at all this year?

wish him the best with his leukaemia treatment.

>he rates a man who needed team orders and sabotage to pass old man massa
fuck off back to nascar, billy bob burkette

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If we are honest, there are no GOATs in F1 because the car is more important than the driver in vast majority of cases.

There is no GOAT because times are still running therefore >we cannot know what will happen in the future

What you eatin tonite lads?

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no worry, Gai Ebel is there.

friday night is fish and chips night.

been a good eating day today. had a bacon and egg burger for brekky and sausage roll and iced coffee for lunch.

>the greatest since the formation of F1 till present date
better?

F1 car

/f1/ car

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thanos car

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Are you a white or brown Brazilian?

No food now
Only drink

So where is the stream link for /f1/ vs /f1w/?

/f1W/ car

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I bet you're a disgusting fat fuck

Not feeling #blessed today desu

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mercedes is struggling with tyres this year so it makes sense

Still not ON

twitter.com/F1/status/1175102320893235200
memes. and gimi

MASAKA

I hate 16:9 footage cropped to twitter/insta 1:1 or 9:!6 aspect ratio

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How fucking metrosexual can you be. Piquet would have bullied him to death.

Didn't he actually bully Hamilton at a podium ceremony in Merica? Asking about Nicole, maybe I'm confusing my boomers though.

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>Schumacher

He's 11th or something in F2 this year and he's already 20. With all these hot shot pilots entering at 19, 20 etc. the son of Michael Schumacher MAY enter with 22 at Alfa? Schumi himself entered at 22, but that was in 1991. Mick is never gonna live up to expectations, ever. He's dead on arrival. Probably gonna be Ralf Schumacher all over again.

Thanks! Based Jolyon!

KFC bites and stripes

Fugging ON
>I won't be here for the match
Pray for /ourgirls/

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Ah yes, 2017, now that's a good season.

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Aint working

>Mick is never gonna live up to expectations, ever.

He will if you don’t expect him to be any better than Bruno Senna

enable js

>the first time since the 50s.
>not the 80s when they were running 1,000 bhp full boost engines that would explode after 3 laps

for me, it's breaking a man's skull at a kart track, beating my wife, psychologically torturing my frog faced son and still staying out of prison

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For meme it's alcohol after a long break from it

That's why they call him the boss

RK WDC

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youtube.com/watch?v=VP3EXU6K3Ko

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>Spinrrari
>Ferrspinri
>Ferrarspin
>Singapore
>hards

What was that kart track story?

classic.autosport.com/news/atlasf1-report.php/id/3128

>Verstappen was not present in court. His father, who was also involved in the incident, received the same sentence.
Wait, grandpa vercrashen is a brute, too?

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im ''white'' (something between massa and leclerc)

WE
WUZ
UNDERDOGS

Fucking pottery. gptoday.com/full_story/view/575285/Jos_Verstappen_accused_of_beating_up_own_father/

SIX SECONDS SLOWER OH NONONONONO
auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/neuer-frontfluegel-f1-auto-2021-sechs-sekunden-langsamer/

when will amx unleash his inner verstappen?

f1 v f1w coming up in aboat 5

It's not.

/epl/ vs /fpl/ first

chad move

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fucking hell this is taking forever

did haas make the wrong decision?

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who dat?

grosjean faceswap app

Took 3 shits today already.

NEW

NEW NEW NEW
sorry for fucking up the subject, I've had some beers :D

500 for Toto

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false start, but only incidente

To be honest it was within the tolerances
t. Stewards

I spent like 10 days there for work, and i absolutely loved it. Despite your autistic rules (like chewing gum and pda), i think it's a little paradise on earth. The only real downside is the haze. Out of 10 days, only 2 were clear with blue skies, and it showed the real beauty of the place.

Still, absolutely 10/10