/mlb/

whatever meth louis who cares about this shit, got bigger fish to fry this week

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Based Gaydinals takeover!

holy shit, it's so mad lol

>based blues taking down the boston menace
>based birds knocking the cubbies out of the WC

see
if you've already moved on from the last thread

thnaks mr cruz

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>it's so mad lol!!!!!!!

:o

>scubs

and once more, the first post is the best post

>CHC: Cole Hamels (shoulder) won't start Sunday
good, he's been shit lately
who we gon get? Chatty? Alzolay??? Rizzo????????

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Not even a Cardinals fan, but you guys have a shit team and probably the least likeable fanbase on /mlb/ deadass

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sorry sir

Happy Nationals Eliminated In NL East Race Day, everyone!

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Based gay cardinals op!

You're not fooling anyone cardinals fag

I would like to find information about the cusbpie. I think I got down what an ERG post is, but am still having trouble locating cusbpie. What are some tells?

Lester won't start either. Fingers too covered in nasty fried chicken grease to grip a baseball, too drunk, and doesn't give a fuck(who can blame him)

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It's late night /mlb/... It's time, for a closer look
youtube.com/watch?v=PlJFEf32T2Y

and STILL the most relevant team on /mlb/....

are the Twins legit or have they just profited off beating up on the Tigers, Royals, and White Sox all year?
they're one of a few teams I'd like to see win

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I think cusbpie might be the tranny avatarfag

Based Gaydinalsbros

hey boys, just got here. without scrolling down, are cusb fans still seething about both tonight's results and their fucked up season?

they've done decent outside the division. won the season against Tampa, tied against Boston and Houston, but the Houston was against them in the very early part of the first half, so it isn't very well in context with their current performance.
I honestly don't expect them to get past the ALDS, but they have been road warriors all year, so they could surprise.

I see. Does he just stop posting avatarimages when it suits him? This is some interesting stuff.

you might be trippin but at least you save good pictures

Lester needs to go shoot some bucks and recalibrate just in case we sneak into October, he has been the most disappointing cub this year
at this point, fuck it all, throw it all at the wall and see what sticks
start Underwood
bat the pitcher 7th
Contreras at 2nd

this sort of collapse fucking blows, but #ThatsCub
at least we dont have the drought/curse meme hounding us anymore

good luck. minnesota is the most canadian part of america, i hear

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>tfw st louis were the good guys all along

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we've got a little spot that spills over into canada. Tim Horton's doesn't seem to be having great success in the Cities though. I guess we're not quite that canadian.

all truckers report

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ofc, he just posts images of the anime girls he wants to be in real life in his game threads, and then shitposts wildly in /mlb/

psycho trucker scary gary reporting in

Be honest, did you force mankid?

This is an interesting find...this changes everything.. This guy... Is something else... and needs to be taken out...along with the ERG... We need to attack them while they sleep...so while everyone else is at work...

What if there were two cusbpies like there were two royalspies?

>Why yes, I root for the St. Louis Cardinals, how could you tell?

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This asshole is running amok on us. How do we stop him?

we have to take him out swiftly

Who just two? It could be one for every anime girl, it's an anime of cubpies!

we need to make an example of him. we need to cut this problem off at the root

the puzzle pieces are putting themselves together...

Friends, my domestic partner is literally shaking and on the verge of tears right now...I thought the good guys were always supposed to win? My cubbies are falling away from the evil, bigoted, homophobic, racist Methinals fanbase. It’s the 2016 election all over again, white trash being allowed to rig a competition to prevail over love and righteousness...I know Hermione and Harry were able to prevail over the Death Eaters when it looked the bleakest, but I just don’t know if we can do it...us, the Chicago Fire MLS ultras, the entirety of Boystown and deadspin all need to join forces if we are to take down this evil foe. It’s the only way, but I don’t know if it’ll be enough. *sob*

Cubpie detected!

Someone handle this pinhead

lure "it" into a false sense of security...we want to make it feel safe...make it lower it's guard... then we attack... I'll go for the throat...you go for the heart... we need to take it out asap, before it ruins the genny any further...

Please show mercy

Scuba kek

/hoc/ here. This is what happens when you follow a spic sport

Redditors are take it over like they took over your shit sport.

Gaydinals

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We can't, anime is to powerful on /mlb/.
It's backed by the Yea Forums consortium and the /jp/ combine.

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uh yeahhhhhh... lemme teach this germ a lesson

yo ya got racial insecurities?
worried bout impurities?
all these white people know to do is fight
but ay yo that aint right
take yo ass to the fifties bitch
may as well be an nifty snitch
lil dumb ass hoe worryin bout us
worry bout yo self lil pus drinkin parasite
-ay though but wait-
got my sights on you, no escape
swiftly shoot ya in the nape
finish ya off in the corridor
as i watch yo eyes in horror
go back to watchin baseball like nobody scored

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>his sport’s most recognizable, cover athlete is a nigger
OH NO NO NO

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How did we let the psycho gang get this powerful?

>(((ea))) pushes something
yeah he must be really relevant and prominent among fans of that sport and good at it

Any rappers want to take a vocaroo stab at this one?

Praise a real meme Yea Forums.

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Welcome to peak performance without HGH.

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vocaroo.com/i/s101WXEEojB2

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Lmao. Well done

Omigosh

>resd
>cusb

How the fuck are the Mets even mathematically still in this?

Good posts

Tim's is fast food and cheap coffee, nothing special
all the boomers complain how it's gone downhill over the years
still good for some shit but the US is already loaded with fast food joints

how bout y'all send a Chick-fil-a this way? or a a couple more Taco Bells? or a Jack in the Box?

omigosh a canadian how exotic!

>people seriously fell for the Rockies and phillies meme

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kek losedians

I have no control but I'd encourage the distribution of more chick fil a if I could. it's very nice fast food chicken.

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I gave you a beat dawg

Cringe

Also I’m gonna comment and say that people undervalued the living fuck out of atlanta, oakland and even the yankees. Reminder the yankees at least have a solid bullpen, and unlike the red sox get adequate pitching despite having like 3 starters

Jesus Christ so many nat dicksuckers

indians were only chosen because the twins were a couple years overdue so everyone gave up hope. yankees were properly chosen. Astros obviously, but the A's should have been a candidate for the wild card even so.
>angels
>mariners
I can see the angels but didn't the mariners sell a few pieces?
Nationals should have won the division NL central is always a toss up but the cubs were the team to beat and choked
>rookies
kek
I'm surprised nearly everyoen is choosing an AL team

>all those roid sux picks

feels good man

I think a lot of people questioned the sustainability of the athletics, braves and even the Yankees. Even then, you are a fool if you didn’t see the picture being like it is now. Only real surprise is the rays since they have been a very scrappy team.

As for the NL, it’s a clusterfuck where a lot of people are playing the guessing game and fucking up. The NLW is a prime example, since you should’ve seen the Rockies as a collapse candidate given that they don’t have ottavino in that pen and wade davis hasn’t been the same since

/mlb/ in a seethe

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Based transgenderberds

What baffles me is how potent the Red Sox offense can be, yet they pitching is so bad they make the twins look elite. That 3rd game between those two was so fucking bad a few weeks back simply because NOBODY could hit even though the scorelines should’ve been like 15-10 given how explosive guys like cruz, sano, garver, devers, betts and martinez are

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gay louis kek

Cardinals fan here. Just got back from a trip to Walmart to purchase Silk dairy-substitute milk, rainbow flags and officially-licensed St. Louis Cardinals MLB paraphernalia. Bite me.

Are you ready? Is you ready?

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oh god please no

I'm sorry please show mercy

WHOLE SQUAD READY!

why are self hating boystown posters calling cardinals fans gay instead of meth addicts?

berds!!

Hmm..interesting..

seek the one they call dumbass

104th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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>mattingly extended

FUCKING WHYYYYYY. jeter you are fucking cancer

>mattingly
>jeter
do you really not realize what's going on

Epic

What happened to all the White Sox fans? I'm genuinely worried. I haven't seen a woebros in months now.

They're all Cubs fans now.

>Cusb are the new woebros
Checks out

You haven't seen your dick in months either, but that's because the clinic threw it in the incinerator

switched to the cardinals

>falling for false flags

ugh

Important series this weekend
Mets vs reds (degrom vs Castillo today)
Cardinals vs cubs
Phillies vs Indians
Sox vs rays
Pirate vs brewers

cooper
did you eat all of yer's treats

cooper's got us by the balls

hello friends how are my boys the arizona team looking this season are we in the hunt for the flag?

It's not lokking good for the snakes

Chicago is a fun city to visit, its a shame you all have the most horrid teams.

t. T-rav fan

Found one!

it has like two fun districts like any other midwest metro area. other than that, it's just sprawl and a downtown core that clears out by 7pm

German is retarded

>be houston
>did in flood
They're gonna rig it for them again this year too, aren't they

mlb is by definition rigged for the dodgers and the yankees. they won't give up big market bucks just so houston can win

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NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING WHY WOULDNT YOU LET HIM PITCH ALL HE DID WAS SMACK A BITCH AROUND A LITTLE

I’m assuming only yankees fans care, but does anyone else hope the stars align and Mets make the wild card?

>Lawyers for the New York Yankees have appealed German's suspension and the right hander will be placed back in the lineup.
it's like there's one set of rules for the stankees and another for everyone else

we all want that except gaydinals fans. they know they'll lose against the mets

as opposed to cusb who will lose against everyone else

It’d make for a really great story. The only thing that could make it bad is Mets fans. Imagine being a Yankees fan, cheering on your fellow NY team, and Mets fans get cocky in an instant and all their energy is spent on hating the Yankees.

>le flood=world series
nah. in a time like this theres no "man fuck the yankees" because the mets are in their own crunch and its their fault that it happened. If the team finds a miracle and makes the postseason then I would be very surprised all together. Then again, the mets need to pretty much go 10-0 and pray that the brewers, cubs and nationals fuck up. Plus theres interleague between the phillies and nats against cleveland so that also plays into the AL wild card

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t. gaydinal
the cubs aren't losing again the rest of the season and that includes the postseason

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If the dodgers ever could stop choking on themselves then maybe they can make it. Then again, that implies they can win at all. Their obstacle is ironically who wins that wild card because they do not want to face a team like the mets in a 5 game set. they would take the nats cubs or brewers, but the mets can beat them even if they went 1-2 against them inthat homestand
if thats the case why did you lose a series to the reds? surely a team that big can beat up on scrubs like them right?

cusb won't even be a wild card

last night gave a motivational speech in the locker room while he was completely nude. the coaches and other players said it really lit a fire under them and now they think they can win out the rest of the season

Well well well, what have we hear?

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if the cubs lose those games against st.louis and lose that series agaisnst the pirates, they are fucked. If the mets get red hot, and the brewers stay hot and both the nationals and cubs miss, then holy fuck we could have a meme wild card game

KEK! I bet that was the only time Wrigley Field's been sold out in its history.

THE ORIGINAL MLB GAY DAY

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go redbirds!

*Looks at opposing team*
>God I wish that were me

Thanks canabro. Hope you get a cup this year

The Los Angeles Dodgers are the Buffalo Bills of baseball

Post >yfw the White Sox win 70 games

Not yet. They will be after the 2020 season.

They have 7 games left with the tigers, 70 should be expected.

imagine the outrage if the brewers make it down yelich and the cubs miss

Mad that the Cubs are ahead of the pack. And pwn the bigots.

They actually have a decent chance at winning the division too, but the cubs would have to get their shit together

well, the brewers piss easy schedule is pretty much padded for them. They have a garbage rotation but woodruff being back at least helps them.

Make James Shields gold for the Yea Forumserb owl roster

But they are the White Sox.

their pitching staff has been perfectly fine recently so they shouldn't have trouble winning 6 out of 9

well, thats the weird thing: They found their groove now. And the biggest factor in the playoffs is to be hot. Brewers still have a lot of clutch pieces like moose, braun (PED's aside), grandal and cain, so maybe they can keep it up

Yeah, but the tigers are the 2019 tigers

The very movable force vs the very stoppable object, who will win

Ok, I asked my friends about this and they didn’t have an answer.

Has any regular player ever been sent down to triple a (or worse) as a punishment? Not for sucking and not for doing anything so bad they could get fined. But like, maybe just talking back to the coach or something?

Regular player, meaning in the lineup for the majority of the season.

cmon cubbie beat them birds

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Milwaukee’s final 9 games
3 vs pittsburgh
3 vs cincy
3 vs rockies
Chicago’s final 9
6 vs st.louis
3 vs pittsburgh

You could not ask for an easier schedule.

Shan’t be using a game thread that’s made from a discord tranny from chiraq

had the cubs won some of those road series they'd be in this mess of not making the playoff again fuck the cubs they should blame themselves and not the umps

Umpdres thb

All she (he) needs is to get a cubs hat shoop'd

100 wins!

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Yep

That explains this.

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Lmao

>Cusb
fuck off you fucking losers no one wants you in the playoffs

the bronx: red-blooded, working class
queens: lol queens

Meme chart is meme. It’s a 50-50 really

>cusb

Game thread where

...

Kek

I meant the real non tranthread.

sorry, I just posted the only one I saw

Funny because I live in staten island and I’m a longshoreman. I work for a living and this map says that I should be a Mets fan but I’ve been a Yankees fan since Donnie baseball won mvp in 85. My pop was around for the m&m boys. So fuck the Mets and fuck that map

A few years ago Puig was equally being shit and problematic and got sent down

Cub fans soon

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Lets go Berds

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>stankees: say no to homo agenda, win a hundred games with everyone injured
>everyone else: suck rainbow wieners, lose
your a fool if you think this is a coincidence

Cubs are winning faggot.

>1-0

by the slimmish of margins

>cusb

lol y'all laughed when i said my cubbies would win out. whose laughing now KEK

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Michael Wacha lol

would the league be more interesting and higher quality if only AA/AAA minor league teams remained? no more drafting 18 year old kids and have them sit in development for 4 years, average age of draftee would rise and I'd imagine teams wouldn't need to spend so long on a rebuild.

>up 1-0
>with all those runners to score
>"dude we gonna win out!"
'no'

CUBS
ARE
WINNING

we get it tranny go back to the gamethread and dialate

Seething

Change how arbitration and free agency works and you wouldn't have players sitting in the minors for so long to begin with. Rebuilding teams would push their minor league stars and drafts to the majors much faster.

>GO BERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cope have sex oh wait you cant

gaydinals in little bit of a seethe. pressure getting to you?

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gaydinals in a rut?

no cub trannies are being tranny redditors and proving to us why they shouldn't be in the postseason

>gaydinals
>cusb
both are fucking queer and the mlb would be better without either desu
astros desu

The Mets/Reds series is inconsequential. Neither of those teams are making the post season

kek gay louis

you do realize the mets are still alive and arent dead somehow? Their season has "ended" 114514 times
>"durrrr gay louis"
is that all you can say?

gay louis kek

just suck either others dicks and go away you fucking queer ass gaydinal/cusb bootlickers

Leave it to the 12 year old mets faggot to fall for shitty bait consistently. Fuck off to reddit already.

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He's just feeding the gay louis posters.

Oh wait that is the 12 year old mest. LMAO

CUBS

ARE

WINNING!!!!

OM I GOSSHHH

The Mets will pass the Cubs, but not Milwaukee or Washington. Just switch the Yankees already, like you do every season.

what a waste

except I dont?

This. By the end of the season you're going to see him post yankees edits again.

berds are terds and cubs give men penis rubs

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my metkees :)

Quads confirm

Remember the last 2 seasons when he switched from the mets to the yankees?

MY umpdres

Yea Forumsstros

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/abg/ vs /mlb/ is coming up in the Yea Forumserb owl

go to cytube, 4chanCup

thanks

astros desu

Cubs bullpen melt down in 3....2....1....

>shitshek

GUUUUUUSSSSSSSSBBBBBBBBBBBB KEEEK KEEEK KEEEK

Clutch fucking Yadi!

Called it.

Theo 'Jeffrey' Epstein is a money burner

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...

>mattingly extended

for what purpose? he's trash and everyone knows it at this point. marlins probably just trying to save money as always, now they don't have to pay for an actual decent manager

the levels of autism in this match was so danm high

Congrats for victory MLB

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At this point I think they just want someone who is technically alive while they fuck around and try to get something going for the next couple years

>cusb

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BERDS CHOKING ALERT

no choke here

Gagged cusb fan alert

>KMR.jpg
why is monkey man following me around?

>chokinals

would you rather him or some shitter?

>ANOTHER DP AGAINST THE CUBS

CUBS WILL WIN

Cubs walkoff and /mlb/ apologizes. Screencap this post.

It's happening.

IT'S REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

if they blow it then you drop fuckin dead you nigger

Rate my seat

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7.5/10 good view, can't smell players

All aboard, losers.

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Uh

SCUBA JUST KEEPS LOSING

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>scub

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AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

>CUSB

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HOLY SHIT

lol scuba doos

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My cardinals won again

THESE NEXT TWO GAMES ARE BONUSES

GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT, BIG TIME

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Cubs fans are the worst in baseball and quite frankly all deserve to die

Mercy please

I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE SUCH A FAGGOT

this...we need death squads for the ones on here...trace the ips...make'em beg...destroy'em...

Bros the cubbies lost to the bad guys now I’m gonna cry :(((

KEK LOL OH NO

PRAYING TO SPLIT AT HOME

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kek lol ohhh no

Fellow Cubs fans what do we do now? Switch to the White Sox or Brewers? I live in Evanston.

I would feel no sympathy if a cusb f*n died

FLY IT

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>the shemalecago cummies
>>The cummies of the north asscrack of literal boystown in shemalecago
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAGAGA

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here in milwaukee (and to an extent st louis) we have to deal with the hoards of cub fans that waddle up here every time they play each other so they dont understand how bad they can be
they deserve all the punishment they get

WE WON IN 2016
COPE

Elaborate on the punishment. What kind? Are we talking spankies here or something more sinister?

>Cusb are going to miss the postseason completely

How delightful.

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All cubes fans in the genny should be banished to /hoc/
What say you, inspector?

>reeee
>us cummies won one (one) time in the history last 100 years and here's when you bigot shitlord

AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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tor v ale champions nyy

I need more details on this punishment. I want the nitty gritty behind this.

Let's go Mets!

Feel free to creatively make a punishment fantasy. We need to punish these retards. I'll start:

>user grasps a cusb fan by the ankles. The cusb fan is trying to crawl away but can't.
You guys next

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>user removes cubes fan's shoes and begins to tickle their feet

>BERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>CREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>user reveals that he tickled his feet to lure him into a false sense of security. Now the real fun begins as a look of horror comes across the victim's face.

Cards fan here, so I’m not defending.
Just wanna share shitty cub fan stories.
Why do you hate the cub fan base?

We need BAJP in on this fantasy. Please share your fantasy

>St. Louis Cardinals
>Time To Fly

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>at wrigley with my wife before the blues cup win
>cards are winning the game
>some drunk zoomer comes up and starts babbling about how Crawford is better than elliot at us and we have to go around him

This post aged well.

That is a very sinister punishment indeed.

>tfw Ben expected to lose the game just like he lost his wife

the most relevant team on /mlb/

cant wait for the offseason blow-up tbf

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Oktoberfest in Belleville tonight

But but Guerrero jr

already have plans to get drunk, then going to see Rambo kill a bunch of mexicans, then getting more drunk

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they dont call him Based AJ for nothing

As the anons eyes glisten with sinister intent, the cusb fan lays on the ground pleading for forgiveness and mercy. The royal can only watch as they are next to have their body vandalized. The raping of the cusb fan begins. Spitroasted. The user sticks his giant cock into the cub fans and it beginsto be fucked. It is the first fucking of the day for both, as the cusb fan's cock is fucked by The Royal. The cusb fan then gets whipped for his lack. The user and cusb fan get out of the cub fan, and head for the bathrooms where the cusb fan is still waiting for his cock to be fucked, as the anons are making out on top of the cub fans. The anons start licking one cub fan by the door while the another makes out with the other cub fan. The fuck is getting intense! So much ass has been fucking from the anons that it is a wonder the fuck doesn't all cum! This scene is pretty much perfect in my book…

astros desu

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Where’d all the Cubs fans go?

signal boosting this post

I be here
jus crine

As a third party I must say, the cards and cubs are both gay and cringe.

Finally someone said it

seek the one they call faggot

They are both the worst. They shit up this thread, every single day. Fuck them.

For me its folty having a good day

Friends, my domestic partner is literally shaking and on the verge of tears right now...I thought the good guys were always supposed to win? My cubbies are falling away from the evil, bigoted, homophobic, racist Methinals fanbase. It’s the 2016 election all over again, white trash being allowed to rig a competition to prevail over love and righteousness...I know Hermione and Harry were able to prevail over the Death Eaters when it looked the bleakest, but I just don’t know if we can do it...us, the Chicago Fire MLS ultras, the entirety of Boystown and deadspin all need to join forces if we are to take down this evil foe. It’s the only way, but I don’t know if it’ll be enough. *sob*

this. the only good thing about them playing each other is that one of them is going to lose

>20 cubs posts a minute
>3 cardinals posts an hour
>I CANT TELL THESE APART
Horseshoe theory retards detected

what are horseshoe theory

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astros desu

SIGNAL BOOST

Seek help

This is fucking gross

cubyals broship reaching new heights...

go dodgers

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Go Aoba go Dodgers.

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The question now is who survives Theo's purge in the off season.

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Mcneil strikes and its 1-0 mets

Needs more hearts and caps if you really want to capture the spirit of /mlb/ play-by-play.

talktotransformer.com/
Write a few sentences and it writes a prompt

when will the front office name brett gardner the new official yankee captain? the guy has the talent, the drive, and the pedigree.

IT'S TIME.

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I think that guy's got a serious impulse control problem.
Has he gotten into an benches clearing brawls?

>got a serious impulse control problem.

you say that like it's a bad thing.

LOOPHOLE
He never said WHEN the Cubs would walk it off.
Saving this post when the the Cubs do.

aaron boone shacka lacka shacka lacka shacka lacka

>cusb

good lad

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MY FRIEND AMED

>rosario has hit two home runs in the past three games
I get its coors and GABP, but holy fuck thats good, Now to get that 250K for degrom

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okay now this is a good post

LETS GO CUBBIES LETS GO

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bros.... is there a better time of year than fall??
i think not

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Someone call the inspector

can it happen?

OH NO

PETE ALONSO CRANKED IT TO THE OHIO NIGHT AND MAKES IT 5-0 METS

For me, it's the NL East champion Atlanta Braves.

thoughts & prayers

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For me its folty with a CGSO

virtually locked for frederick charles

Yea Forumsstros desu

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whoops

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Why won't Ronald learn English

shit's hard dude. bastard tongue of french lords, island serfs, and several centuries of bleed-in from other languages/words. one more reason to love eugenio suarez

Especially when Albies speaks four languages (English, Spanish, Dutch and Papiamentu).

N

I hate the second wild card. You can't convince me the Cubs, Brewers, Mets or Phillies belong in the postseason.

Ohhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhh ohhh

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mets have grit and they play like they wanna be there. Same for the brewers. The phillies and cubs shouldnt be competing there however

How the fuck do you learn all that before age 20

We need more teams not less

you cant convince me that the national league belongs in the post season at all...ever.

:D

>cubs
>mets
Kek
>brewers
>phillies
They're wild card at best

i have a bad feeling the owners are gonna try and add more postseason games in the next cba, too

The national league is miles ahead and doenst use a bitch hitter

16 team 7 game series when?

phillies are a terrible team

Sure, MLB should be like NBA and make their regular season worthless.

cope harder. the chump league is stuck in the 1880s.

world series ends one week before spring training starts

He spoke English in an interview recently

lol, the yankees won the majority of their championships BEFORE the dh became a thing.

please tell me why you are miles ahead.

The AL is where almost all the hot trash is.

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Regular season is already worthless
>cope
No u faggot. The numbers agree with me arcade league sucks 37 dicks.
>stankees bought a bunch of championships and A-rod was the biggest piece of shit in baseball.

Shorten regular season

oh honey who hurt you

Your mother

lmao have sex incel

i want 145 game true round robin followed by an 8-seed world series. pay the winners of the regular season and the world series $1m/man each

BRAVES WIN

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>LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS

HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE?

>LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS

HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE?

>LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS

HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE?

>LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS

HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE?

>LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS

HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE?

>LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS >LILLIES >MEST >GNATS >MARLELS

HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE?

lol

>1 world series after like 15 straight division titles

>no argument
>shit league

WS wins require blood, user.
El Paso was't enough.

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>>stankees bought a bunch of championships and A-rod was the biggest piece of shit in baseball.

now you can explain to the rest of the forum just how a-rod was a player during the time when the american league didnt have a designated hitter.

At least we'll always be the 2019 offseason/preseason champs, right? We got Realmuto and Harper...

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>gives pooston a worlds eries
heh, nothing personal rest of the league

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i cant take it phillsbros when does this nightmare end?

>*
The designated hitter just made the arcade league even worse

>gives them a world series
wow I didnt know manfred just GAVE them a trophy without playing in a series!

Kings of the east baby

Rox @ Doyers

and?

the original point stands: the american league, pre-designated hitter era, had more world series championships.

the national league is just fodder for the better league.

>better league
>statistically shit
>champion gets to walk to the WS while the NL has to battle it's way there
Cope more arcade league. You niggers dont even play baseball any more.

>Braves vs Cards NLDS
Please be good

>>
DODGERS V ROOKIES

BRAVES

oh, i am posting with a retard.

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NOT
AN
AGUMENT
RETARD

Did you berds finally seal up the central? Also >we can still catch the doyers.

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Inb4 infield fly

>Magic number
>0

look fool, we're all watching baseball and drinking beer...hopefully. if you dont understand the history of the game, you are forever not allowed near my grill, my keg, or my super cool deck where i watch american league games.

the american league has won more world championships than the national league, and no matter how much you cry about it, or blame the designated hitter, it is history. you, however, are just a clod.

kek

i used to like the 1990 reds team because of the wire to wire thing.

then i found out that barry larkin went to michigan.

ugh.

good question for the reds: is normal for every castillo start where he pitches amazingly but gets cucked by the bullpen?

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sorry to hear about your brain damage

Nice larp faggot. Also even if you had a deck I wouldnt want on it to watch shit """"baseball"""" anyway.
Also nice moving the goalposts you humongous queermosexual. Originally we were talking about who is currently better and by the numbers it has been the NL by a goddamn landslide. World series only determines the best singular team and not even really because they arent interleauged until the last round. You are a brainlet and a retard and I would never consider you a friend so take your imaginary deck and shove it straight up your ass.

this season's script for his starts has been 4-6 innings of scoreless cruise control and then one blow-up inning that our dogshit offense can't help with. and then yes, the bullpen (which started the season top tier) usually decides to allow three or four more runs

>World series only determines the best singular team and not even really because they arent interleauged until the last round.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>225-foot infield fly

Really shows the flaws of those two extra umpires. The third base umpire never called it. It's probably a pretty big perspective shift when the player is running away from you vs. running towards you.

so...let me get this straight. you're a cincy fan...from OHIO...and you regard michigan as something other than dogshit on the bottom of your shoe.

gotcha.

I mean, you have a good pitcher in castillo and grey. I feel ya with his pains because degrom gets that a lot, but you'll be a playoff team if you can get a big bat

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being from ohio does not make me a buckeye

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>Culberson just awkwardly standing outside the circle of hugging Braves players lest he fuck up his face further

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oh, you're one of "them."

tell me, just how great is toledo and its suburbs?

dont forget to let me know about how the UAW is going to wreck that shithole further.

again, sorry about your brain damage. try spending some time outside of cbus every once in a while

>francour already looking hammered

Thank you for further proving you are a small minded retard

jokes on you, im in dayton. i just run into chumps who like michigan "just to piss off ohio people" because they think it makes them cool, all the time. its a disease.

not hating michigan doesn't mean i like michigan, big guy. have a drink, might settle you down

>rasy

Its down to the nationals, mets, brewers and cubs

>gasy louis

its down to the nationals, mets, and brewers

Can't we all get along

see you in the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP where either the astros or the yankees are gonna wipe out whatever horseshit team you root for.

Big win for the mets. Keep on chugging along as this zombie team just finds a way to win

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We could all be friends...maybe?

>implying
>muh world championship
>only american teams
Small brain confirmed

Just imagine if the Mets never traded for Diaz.

>flubs

We need to stop being cruel to each other

or if diaz had all those blown saves and shit.

I mean, he had his issues and he can get gud, but I wanna see him get save chances. He has the stuff

Jacob “Cy Young” deGrom

>n word drops on the fox sport broadcast

Oh shit

fuck you greinke baby dicked faggot
fuck you manletuve
fuck you brantley injury prone piece of shit hope your ankle rots off
fuck you kikeman
fuck you cuban faggot whose name starts with a y
fuck you diaz fat faced faggot
fuck you josh reddit
fuck you marisnick you tackling faggot
FUCK YOU H-TOWN NIGGERS GET FLOODED LIKE THE LITTLE RAT SPICS YOU AR

this guy has to be aprehended

The "inspector" is a two timing insect

FUCK YOU RATSTROS GET HURRICANED AND DIE THIS IS OUR YEAR

>stankees
KEK

>His team hasn't clinched a division title yet

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>AL East Champions
>back to back 100 win seasons
>2019 ws champions
yeah uh - id take that post back if i were you

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We need an Inspector for the inspector's background

no. Astros desu

inspect deez nuts nigga lmao

Show some respect

tee hee look at these guys who won't threepeat as runner ups.
tee hee look at these guys who don't have 70% spic fanbases,
tee hee look at these guys who don't have the most world series losses in history.
tee hee look at these guys who didn't get a cupcake division to work with.
tee hee look at these guys who don't have a black manager who blows the world series every year.

The final black pill everyone has to swallow

TRY AND CATCH US ORIOLES

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Reminded that the Cubs are the good guys, and we will be back with a vengeance.

god, i hate detroit fans. can you stop being such shit sucking retards who love losers?

I thought the cubs were the loveable losers?

Where's today's Rocker in MLB?

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I see you posted in the Coomer thread as well

>we
I didnt know nick hoerener was on Yea Forums

he's a good boy

You would "see" wrong then.

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>exact same azquotes image with same cropping posted less than ten minutes ago
>hasn’t been posted in /mlb/ in at least several weeks prior
Yeah okay

holy fuck based

>he was 22 and already professional when he posted that

Yea Forumsstros win

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>doggie doos not even 99 wins yet
what a collapse

Based Rockies beating the doggie doos
Boston gets eliminated and is losing to the rasy

>yaks got tag teamed by osuna/giles

Let's just take a breather

thank god the twins get to finish the season slumming the al central

I never should have gay louis posted, now im dealing with the flames I created

>cardinals/cusb game thread
>325 posts
>yankees/jays game thread
>21 posts
How do we help these AL east flyover teams get more posters?

Is this whats known as a squeeze play?

>big game with stakes on the line+shit talkers
OR
>game with no stakes and a team that has a division title

GEE I WONDER WHICH ONE WAS MORE POPULAR?

I flew too high to the shitposting gods and got swatted down like an insignificant fly

>cusb

imagine flying a fake luckswing team to oakland just so you can maintain your tax shelter

twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1175234593567330305

best thing to happen to the marlins this season

>rags

based. imagine not liking baseball

PRINCE NIGGALINA
@GirlsPleaseDmMe
·
1h
Replying to
@BleacherReport
and
@LovoCristian
That’s more impressive than any in game mlb highlight I’ve seen in my 19 years of living
>niggers

still sad that they still have 100 losses

>mostly niggers saying baseball is boring
why can't they just not be stupid?

Yo you got racial insecurities
worried about impurities?

that's extremely based

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guess the division

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Nleast

the gap in my soul

kek KEKK kek!!

Carsdfags ruin yet another thread.

niggers
test

>doggie doos

Press S to spit on their grave

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the next general OP should feature big milkers

We need anime to save /mlb/...

not tonight fren

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Anime boobies, no 3DPD

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ONE THOUSAND TIMES THIS!!!!!!!

I'm the one in charge here. You'll have to make due with what I have lined up.

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500

all aboaaaaard