Preliminary finals edition
Friday
Richmond v Geelong at the MCG at 7:50pm AEST
Saturday
Collingwood v GWS at the MCG at 4:35pm AEST
In other news
>dockers
Peter Sumich now the favourite for the Fremantle coaching role, Voss second, Josh Carr 3rd and Longmuir out to 4th
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Collingwood are unironically the most likeable team left
This, to be honest.
>Muzzmond
>Dull styled Cats
>GWS have no good story without Deledio
Pies need revenge for last year pronto
KEK
Well the green guy better learn to play footy without grubby fingers and feet ey
least likable PF in a while
hope they all lose tbqh
Richmond vs. Collingwood > Geelong vs. Collingwood >>>>>>> Richmond vs. GWS >>>>>>>>> Geelong vs. GWS
who should I cheer for?
Hope you attended a climate strike gents.
For me, It's the Williamstown Seagulls
nice try pie flogs, Collingwood are the least likeable by a long way
Richmond are going to win the VFL this weekend.
fuck yes the end of this shit
footbll commences
who /dabloos/ here?
fuck up wog
*be's keeping it 300 like the romans*
Hope someone invites me over to watch tonight bros
posting a classic
sportingnews.com
Looks like Hall simply can't get enough of punching things
Nah, I'm quite liking today's weather thank you very much
based glenelg mentality
Gints, started as laughing stock, steadily made their way up, it's the only good storyline
Bit safe but the weather seems nice enough for most of these to come in
Basedbane tbqh lads
>wanted GWS to beat Brisbane because I thought they had more chance of beating Collingwood
>GWS subsequently lose 2 of their best players
Kinda regretting it lads.
what a pathetic and dead "community"
At least we have a thread up unlike a certain other au/sp/ poomunity
My house is on fire
TIGGAS
I
G
G
A
S
Why the fuck is Rohan not in the Peelong 22? They are not looking likely to score 100 points with Ratugolea as a first option and they will need to do that to beat methmond
ALL THAT RICHO DREAMS OF—
IS YOUNG BOYS (YOUNG BOYS)
YOUNG BOYS (YOUNG BOYS)
ALL THAT RICHO DREAMS OF—
IS YOUNG BOYS (YOUNG BOYS)
YOUNG BOYS (YOUNG BOYS)
Settle down buddy you've only gotta stop, drop and roll
>climate strike has larger crowds than combined AFL games
LIBERALS IFFY UH
GRETA GOT THE STIFFY UH
HEAVE HO UNNA
based and fredpilled
>tfw voted for scomo to spite labortards
>he votes
Cringe
dead thread
dead poomunity
dead sport
>95K at the G
>Just under 500 Yea Forums replies in the past hour
>22 IPs (2 are me from workposting)
W-We're a special bunch aren't we haha
gonna raid area 51 lads
holy shit lads i'm in area 51 and I just clapped some alien cheeks
how tf do I get out
someone make a proper, non-autistic thread please
This is the thread
Hoping for cats and giants meme wins.
This is the post
Don't think I can handle a loss tonight lads
I don't care, just as long as it isn't Gil's zoomer soulless plastic pet Giants.
got a sneaking suspicion tigs are gonna shit the bed
I'm pretty sure Greene would have got off if Gil willed it.
*be's the post*
>Cats
boring and shan't be supporting
>Giants
Yes
Richmond vs Pies/Giants is the kino result
Donald Drumpf is not my president
What stadium is this?
no shit cunt australia doesn't have a president
>papley
>j martin
>betts
are we, dare I say it, back?
>fat midget
>squib midget
>pensioner midget
Dire
back to the bottom 2 lol
horse racing is distilled cringe
Utterly based Tiggles broship 8 days away from making it 3 in a row
I'm thinking the long game, if the cats win the flag they will let tim kelly go easier.
Kelly is already coming mate
Carn the fuckin tigers
Want a Richmond vs Collingwood gf,
Want an asian gf,
guaranteed riots, no matter who wins
Want this purely for the chaos
hawks lads
Lmao BT what the fuck are you doing
high risk roaming right there
>that cunt necking a beer
Nick Riewoldt sounds like he has a ballbag in his fucking mouth when he's talking
Will Martin be the best on the field?
dad keeps trying to show me funny videos his friends send him on his phone
Honestly should’ve been recording, was premium “crowd webms thread” material
probably had a few in his time after those nude photos with him and small dick Dal Santo
made wonton soup for mum lads, she enjoyed it
now how do we get all four teams to lose this weekend
>no streams on the usual sites
Will Martin is a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer m8
BIG
>tfw found one in HD
>Greene rubbed out by poollingwood panel
Gayfl truly is for faggots, /rug/ up
It's a bit strange all the old /afl/ poosinalitys don't make an appearance for the prelim finals at least, maybe they are all dead or in prison?
I'm too lazy to stand for the anthem tonight
It will be glorious.
Sold out to the chinks anyway lad, don't bother
Don't have a preferred team in the finals anymore after the Lions were booted. Just hoping GWS or Richmond don't win it
I really want Gaz to turn back the clock.
Hoping danger tears this game apart.
such a shit anthem, can't fault ya for that
Disney animated film theme song ass anthem
>That drone shot
BASED
I'm still here m8
Literally a perfect coin toss.
gaj retiring with a flag would be kino
>senior in an okc hat
fuckin' dropped
>gaj was sensational last week
Wtf BT he was shit
Ablett Snr. in the building
prozzies on overdose watch
>drug addict faggot who ruined the gc
No thanks, hope he breaks his leg
Digits for a Dangerfield handful tonight
90,000 Richmond anuses just tightened at seeing the great man.
>Duckwood
Richmond gonna run away with this
Cats a little shaky tonight
>drug addict
he's not a degenerate, christ is all he needs
It will probably be an advantage for Geelong to not have Hawkins vs Richmond. will be more unpredictable and other blokes will be more willing to have a crack at goal themselves, you would def want him in for a GF though.
RADICAL LEAH
Dustin been slacking in the weightroom, linguini arms
How many players are on undetectable performance enhancing drugs tonight lads?
>implying Gil would let a homophobic Christian bigot have such an honour
Guthrie has been good these last few weeks
BASED GAJ DABBING ON THE HOMOSEXUALS
Sure thing bud
GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ
Based Gaz kicking the first goal
>NASA control room for pooviews
>10 frames per second on a dozen screens
kek
Predicting the Tigers to honour Danny Frawley's legacy tonight by losing
Didn't realise GAJ was 35
fuck
What exactly is a 'plastic franchise'? Clubs that aren't piss poor and don't have to rely on pokies? What makes a club 'soulless'? Are Port Adelaide 'soulless'? Are the VFA clubs that joined the VFL after the 1897 inaugural season also 'soulless'? How long does it take for a club to obtain 'soul'? Why are 'soulless plastic franchise' clubs inferior to the 'traditional' clubs? Are the Demons the only true 'traditional' football club?
all they have to do is pretend to be competent
Caz
Based GAJ
Gaj on pace for 20 goals.
Cucktorian seethe
senior missed junior's goal because he was in the dunnies for some nosy candy
>my sides
>Odds for Gary to kick 2+ goals were @2.5 or something
Regret only adding anytime to the multi, dreading what 3+ odds were
Supporters of the poor and garbage teams only have the "soul" argument.
GOATlett
>What exactly is a 'plastic franchise'?
Every team outside victoria except Swans, Lions and Port
There's only one (triune) God la
DustWIN Martin
Sick defending.
Rioli was looking unhumanly fast. Wonder if he's on something.
>Ablett and Dusty kicked the first goals of the match
Like clockwork
Thank you xer
>jnr
>drug addict
I doubt he even drinks.
You just feel we have a real game on our hands dont you?
witchetty grubs
300% test boost
CAT GODS, CAT GODS, CAT GODS
>dusty injured
KEK TIGERS ARE FINISHED
I take it back, it seems Martin has eschewed upper body training and taken to Rippetoe pill
Nothing is happening on the area 51 stream.
Clear push.
Sheltered zoomer lul
SS + GOMAD is the Richmond way
I'm gonna have a fucking hernia if this game turns out to be two and a half hours of Bruce McAvaney busting his nut over Dusty
nothing was ever going to happen
cats are pathetic, they played their grand final last week
Geelong are cooked, lads.
The Tigers are revving up lads
HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL HUMAN MEATBALL
the most disappointed people will be the USAF Groom Lake guards. If there was a real push to try and get in they could have captured the elusive and highly coveted state side kill.
>no commentary
If only it stayed like that.
the tigers are on fire
Does anyone else notice that Quinton never does anything wrong whenever he gets the ball? Every single time it's in his hands he uses it right, bloody underrated if you ask me
based stuttering old lady
Apex nickname tbqh
>not ironically enjoying BT and unironically enjoying bruce
that shot faded faster than his sister lads haha
Elite and muscular poost
Bit rude there m8, that was too harsh
thinking THIS is the post lads
Why does Straffo refuse to acknowledge climate change?
more like Peelong Rats lol
>dusty punches some cunt in the throat
>high free, kick richmond
what
lmao what was parfitt doing, did he think he marked it
He's based
Don't argue with the umps m9
here we go, the bullshit umpiring has begun
Dunno, but it was funny watching him get cleaned up
want tigs to win this so TK can nominate iggs already
How does Kelly go from playing in the 2s yo bring a top 5 player in the league in 2 years?
ABLET NO!
Does nankervis have sub 70 IQ?
That summed up Danger.
>danger vs dusty
actually kinda cool
>literally bouncing it straight to nankervis
Yeah I'm thinking it's rigged
Are Geelongs mids cooked without Kelly?
>Graham
That's what you roided cunts get
Made a monkey paw wish and all his kids got autism as a result.
>Danger putting the jets on Dusty
Nice
>Biffing the shot
Classic
kek
Is Miers, dare I say it, the reincarnation of Stevie J?
Good stuff.
Foxtel are showing the 1994 San Marino Grand Prix. A truly bizarre, morbid decision.
>Dusty cooked
Bruce on suicide watch
Good game so far desu
It wasn't like he was amazing in the wafl either. Sometimes sick cunts just step up.
Who do you reckon he tipped lads?
rekon he hasn't given a fuck since they won the hip
>won everything possible in a single year
Don't blame him tbqh.
hopefully
le put the jets on and shank the kick man
>just been fartin
scouted for a specific role plus then given access to AFL level training and facilities. Probably tries harder too knowing he was a deadshit languishing just 24 months ago.
Dusty got a bad batch of ice. Shane seething
How has he not topped himself yet?
He kicked six goals last week m8.
Bruce hasn't been the same since Cyril retired desu
off to get a cheeky 24 nuggies at maccas lads
what do you want /afl/
Jesus SEN is dire listening right now. Credit to Andy Maher for being an absolute pro. Soldiering on when he sounds completely devastated.
Just give me the Monopoly stickers and that's it please
Richmond. Early scalps
a big mac and a double cheeseburger
So after a few listens, Lover is in my opinion Taylor Swift’s best album. Ever. Highlights are:
I Forgot That You Existed
Cruel Summer
Lover
The Man
The Archer
Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince
Paper Rings
Cornelia Street
London Boy
Soon You’ll Get Better
Me!
Daylight
Large spicy quarter pounder meal.
against a straight sets Brisbane. Never said he was playing shit just that he doesn't give a fuck.
>going out after dark in cucktoria
Risky lad, nogs be noggin and smell fried chicken a mile away
McChicken add tomato, large meal pls m80
This ranking on the TS reddit is absolute rubbish. Fearless, which contains both You Belong With Me and freakin LOVE STORY being ranked below Reputation which contains…uhhh…
I had that yesterday.
filet o fish meal
>letting a pleb named gryan kick two goals
It wouldn't matter because you don't know who I am or where I live. Everyone replying to this is reddit
just a soft serve, cheers
The Straffposting is on fire
Spaghetti meal and a McDo, thanks m8
Wasn't Dusty cooked in the prelim last year too?
>grien miars
based and dreadpilled
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
my geelong supporting house mate going nuts watching in his room coz he cant watch this one around other people lel
lads
don't stop believing
my gf made me creamy smoked salmon, leek, spinach and potato soup for dinner, so i'm all good cheers
>don't stop
>believing
rip tony
What were maccas thinking with those fucking ads
*ahem*
rip spud
Why do you call your mum your girlfriend mate?
Susmaryosep!
tigs are gonna shit the bed again arent they
Maybe i will, i am a Brad Pitt fan
Or maybe I'll just watch moneyball for the 10th time
How the fuck didn't Myers win rising star?
Spud's best coaching finish was taking them to the prelim. It's a nice tribute.
>spud back in the ground
Lul
would be quite funny, i bet a lot of blame would be about having 2 byes in 3 weeks
Scores are level and Tigers have only played about 3 minutes of the game. Expect them to come over the top desu.
based
my gf made me risotto last night. Doesnt live with me though so pizza tonight because I wanted to watch the footy and shes not interested so didnt invite her over kek
Why was the short old bloke in the ad so desperate to get his cereal from the top shelf?
already stopped believin at 28
we aren't gonna make it bros
>scores are level
what stream you watching
for me its her
She's being blacked by an African immigrant
Geelong beating R*tchmond would make my week
If GWS beat pies then itwould make my year
>tfw no bbq shapes in america
Reminder that I called it
Fuck Spud. Killing yourself when you have a family and responsibilities is lower than nigger-tier.
Bigger boxes at the top. Frugal old codger knows how to save a few bucks
but you made it to America lad, I still haven't left home at 30.
>Iggles screw over Hawkins at the Tribunal
>Kelly best on ground by an absolute mile
Thinking 5 first round picks come trade time.
>no pizza shapes in Germany
>no shapes at all in Germany
wrong, his life insurance will pay off as a motor vehicle accident and provide for his family, something a nigger will never do.
grim
>geelong won by 67 last time they met
Why were the Tigers favourites again?
>shitcav
I do enjoy a game of chaosball
First responder here. He was fatigued from working hard for his family and was asleep at the wheel.
>motor vehicle accident
Accident is the key word there.
"form"
im American m8, never left my shit country either
face it lads, life is suffering
imagine plowing into a tree.... HOWEVER you survive as a quadriplegic
grim grim GRIM
...
That's why you don't wear a seatbelt.
That's why you do it at 190ks
He's out of contract lad. Family/mental heath issues etc. A compassionate 2nd round pick with a 3rd coming back should do it.
I'm Australian and I left my shit country
Can't believe everyone forgot that Richmond were statistically due a loss. It's like they don't even remember last year's prelim
Absolute unit.
need to go back lad, were fucking full up
I think that was at the peak of Richmond's injury crisis.
>Out of contract
I'm sure:
Gold Coast
Melbourne
Carlton
Sydney
St Kilda
Fremantle
North Melbourne
Adelaide
Port Adelaide
Hawthorn
Essendon
Bulldogs
West Coast
Will ALL pass on him in the pre-season draft.
>her
In awe
>Geelong missing all the shots on goal
Could be a 35pt margin by now
knew it was a suicide when the initial news report linked to a google street view of the area and there was one fucking tree on the whole road that he hit.
>spuds daughters are all like 5'11"
Hnnnnnnnng
He literally ghosted his own birthday party. Bloke killed himself mate.
>happy to take hispanics but not anglos
KEK
>edwards soccers it straight to a geelong player and runs the wrong way
What in the shit was that?
That's how it always goes.
Richmond to kick 5 goals straight with their next shots on goal.
he wouldnt have killed himself if he had sons instead of daughters
Friendly reminder that Richmond are CHEATING.
The guy with the dislocated shoulder went off through the Geelong interchange gate, as such he's not allowed back on the ground.
Yet there he is.
>He literally ghosted his own birthday party
>Believing retard 'scoop' journos
That was completely made up lad
I thought Peelong were all about getting players back to their loved ones like gaj and danger. Okay, okay. 2x 2nd rounders.
Cotchin is elite
>Dusted
OH NONONONONON
They get a fine for it champ
based 2012 poster
Are Richmond, dare I say it, cooked?
>riewoldt
is that his first touch
how can you be an absolute chad, with a presumably loving family, lifetime of success, dozens of friends, and end it all. Don't understand lads
are we still bullying nrpoo
Dusty runs faster to the bench than chasing an opponent
Danger had played at Adelaide for ~7 seasons and was able to move under free trade rules.
Ablett's sister was suicidal and ended up killing herself because Gold Coast were being pricks.
Kelly is a second year player who wants to shit all over the people who gave him a chance at AFL.
>That was completely made up lad
Proofs?
>Dusty
Richmond's uselessness without him is about to be on display
>be masculine sporting bloke
>in a world that hates men and masculinity
he didnt understand the world and wanted out
Yeah I made that up to be honest. Couldn't give a literal fuck, only saw him on telly a few times and always made me uncomfortable watching him, dude was terrible.
Too young to have seen him play and like most 'legends' they'd be btfo by average players today. So yeah, don't care in the slightest
few lines on the bench i hear
I thought he attended his birthday party with immediate family and skipped the one with extended family the next day.
Why isn't Jack Riewoldt playing?
no one hit me up bros
>Geelong vs GWS grand final
literally AFL nightmare
Fuck mate you think you'd be able to enjoy a prelim instead of sperging out of bigfooty-tier trade talk on fucking Yea Forums.
Best possible option.
He was part of the golden age Triple M radio team. Those clips still hold up 5-10 years later.
Lads is it worth moving to America?
Why, would be good for bringing in more nsw supporters instead of grim circle jerking cucktorians
Danger bleeding, very dangerous
my cat is on fire
no
ive been there on holiday twice and couldnt imagine living anywhere but aus desu
>Lads is it worth moving to America?
This. Wouldn't mind the 2nd amendment tbqh.
Bruce with the elite Casablanca reference.
SLIMED
what a fucking waste
>footy on the radio
No thanks, also hoping dungstall ripootoo and poomutt pooerton die soon
>shit all over
>he turned their pick 26 into two first round picks in the space of two years
No brainlet, stinking it up for 2 years, getting traded for a pack of chips and THEN becoming a gun would have shat all over them. Use your fucking head
L O L
Think about it logically...
Imagine blaming Fold Coast for the suicide of someone AND shitting on your own player WHILE he's winning you a prelim in the one fucking post.
Fucking Peelong supporters lmao
>That's a golden fist
Sounds like Spud's defender award is coming in.
>cats about to intercept
>D-DOWNFIELD!
I have
Lived in a feminized society surrounded by females constantly.
If he had a son he'd probably be playing footy and living vicariously through him.
Radio commentary is FAR better than TV calls. Only issue is syncing it up.
No. What is your occupation anyway?
Don't care, fuck off boomer
Gonna be honest here user. You blew my sides.
you dont get right to own a gun unless you are a US citizen
and if you are white you're shit out of luck for that. back of the line
Yeah, Grandstand's good, no ads either.
*hits pipe*
Game should be over
>cuckchin
KEK
>50
HAHAHA.
Imagine giving away a 50 when Dangershanks is kicking from 50.
FAGS!
BITCHMOND FANS SEETHING
Tiggles getting BTFO
HOWLING
Not ideal that.
>that seething cheersquad
>i dun belive it
Bloody hell that was nerve-racking watching that shot. Was expecting him to do a 2008 Grand Final Mooney shank.
LOL
Martin SHOOK mental midget
For me, it's very much Stacy rather than Stacy's mum.
>300+ posts
>50 posters
>Already got GF day off
>cold weather, with first bounce at 6:30am, prime cosy time
>gf on holiday, no disruptions or responsibilities
need ideas for early morning footy snacks, lads
Why is daisy pursing her lips
She's already pushing it with the 5head
Fuck it's crowded tonight.
this looked rigged as hell
Unironically though, iggs 1st, 2nd and future 1st will get TK home. Maybe Geelong's 3rd or 4th coming back.
Chances the Geelong chokes in the second half?
bacon and eggs
also frisch chips are kino
Highly likely. Richmond has a few injuries which is the only thing casting doubt on it.
they are perennial slow starters in the 1st QTR and matched Tigers after 7-10 minutes, if they are still ahead after 10 minutes into the third they will win it.
sluts can't control themselves, bitch stumbles over her words without fail EVERY interview.
If you get get shapes, if not find some party pies and some sausage rolls.
Channel 7 make the most cooked shows, idk how they win the TV ratings every night.
something warm but not greasy, I find that greasy hands or even having greasy plates near me reduces my comfy factor. Hot chocolate and chocolate biscuits as a dessert I rekon.
Have what ya missus is having, a 14inch Bratwurst :)
Tigers looks shook. Should have fresher legs but if their minds wander to last year they'll squib it.
they have cornered the gen xers
in my experience its boomers who watch 9, xers 7 and no one watches 10.
We got this lads
based german snack
something warm definitely - could have a think about some form of pancakes
and shit loads of coffee
Haven't been able to fap since the Coomer meme came out lads.
>800k for a fucking house
Grim
Channel 7 pulled a bait and switch on saving Network 10 offered them a deal then pulled out at the last minute. Everything on FTA is utter trash and that Masked Singer show isn't even hiding the occult references, fucking weird.
>pancakes
those or waffles would be comfy
Neil Brando balme
>daisy trying to make excuses for why dusty doesn't chase defensively
Why couldn't it have been Ling in that car instead of Spud?
was in germany a few years ago and besides the wursts I got stuck into the frisch chips and schwip schwap
>waffles
Yep. There it is. Cheers m8
Must be some absolute units on /afl/
These breakfast snack suggestions are hamplanet tier
What's fucked is that Network 10 was based in the early 2000s:
>Big Brother
>Rove
>Simpsons/Futurama
>Thank God You're Here
>Talkin Bout your generation
>No fucking 7pm project
Now all the networks are shit.
At least ABC has Hard Quiz and the freakshow known as QandA.
>plebbit spacing
Would you fuck off cunt, go and make some German friends instead of taking up half a page with your attention hungry posts
>he hasn't seen cheatday bro posts
my dear boro
I NEED A HERO
t. Leftist cucktorian FAGGOT
true, fuck even SBS has Rockwiz
WHAT A FUCKING PLAY FROM FRAWLEY
10s problem is they targeted gen Y who doesnt watch tv anymore. I know I dont. I dont turn on the tv for anything except sport or occasionally using a console
spuds gone bros
TGYH was the fucking best. Working Dog production are underrated geniuses of Aussie TV
>bit over the car park dad
>>All right, off you go then
Rip spud
i'm 330lbs ripped and fuck nigger trannies!
What do ya think about that?
you forgot the panel, lad
I can't believe how much they're flogging real estate right now, boomers are selling fast, shaking in their boots pre Day of the Pillow.
>he doesn't watch QandA with /pol/
10s problem is that they lost the footy rights.
you know im blasting it afl grand final day
I'M COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
Based as tbqh
>Rockwiz
Holy mother of basedlent
That goal was almost Lynchian
Houli
Is
Right
About
Women
Good news week
Ronnie John's half hour
>caring about some boomer cunt who would not give 2 fucks if you were murdered
Fuck 'spud'
I thought it alright, I had it on because of Iron Chef tho
L Y N C H
#LYNCHED
I went to school with Tom Lynch and we used to write "niggers" next to his name on all his books
Tom Lunch lol
What happened to paying the mark to the man in front?
What was Spud's feed and seed policy?
What the fuck happened to the Richmond players during that half time break
lol wtf
Daily
footy is the only aussie fta I watch these days lads. based emby
Dusty's "Secret stuff"
HJ's or maccas?
Hjs
Unironically used to play on ice every week. won a gf and b&f in the league
Stay mad clean cucks
based
macas monopoly or its nothin
HJ.
Maccas is a meme now.
Pretty sure it was "No Brakes", not sure tho?
Shan't be seeing you up above
>I'm a degenerate scumbag
HJ unironically has some elite burgers. Highly recommend the fried jalapeño one
KFC
How does that Baker bloke get a consistent spot in the 22 I've never seen an AFL player kick it worse
>muslim elbows player in the chin
>nah nothing in that move on he dived
Based sole remaining afl trip
Every Wednesday night in the 90s we would watch Simpsons Seinfeld and X-Files on channel 10 with a big bowl of weed, happiest nights of my life pretty much.
loving this area 51 stream lads
My mates cricket team all smash deccos every game day. Had a run from 6th grade to 2nd. Absolute lads.
You're naive if you think half the afl aren't on the gear.
Hard to pick up unless you're tested while buzzing
Kino lineup
trip back on st kencucky
if you're going to blast hunters, at least go for something from their early years, before they started shitting out mediocre dad rock like holy grail
what a dumb fucking I50 from Myers
BASED, lifts the level of clean cucks too. Usually can't move the next day though
Met Nankervis, he’s a big fella
There was a Geelong player running onto goal by himself. Seemed like he tried to go to him but didn't have the legs.
move on boomer your time is over
Link?
>Not 50
Zzz
>Masked Singer show isn't even hiding the occult references
I noticed this too
Geelong absolutely falling apart
UMPBALL should've been 50, even razor ray was telling him to stop
Cats are cooked
>Razor standing right in front of him telling him to stop
>keeps playing
>not 50
jeez
chaos ball lads
Then with any luck SBS would have a late night showing of Erotic Ghost Story 3 or some shit.
C H A O S
H
A
O
S
Are shiny red undies gay lads?
TIGGLES
C A T S
O
O
K
E
D
>Dangerfield, Kelly and Ablett all in the forward line where the ball isn't going
Chris Scott is a genius.
that Geelong drongo shoving food down his throat kek
Fucking this
Cats getting smashed around the contest
yeah, was a good time though, we had a real good time. like even going to the footy we used to bring bottles of bourbon in our jackets and just pour drinks the whole time, we used to smoke cones in the movie theatres behind the back seats, always had a bong in the car smoking bongs while driving. you cant do any shit like that anymore lol
I remember when I was 14ish they had a nudist documentary show thing on with all these naked teenage girls.
You know I wanked to that
PEElong are POOthetic
When was the last good grannie. Probably 2016, then 2010 drawn game before that. Most of the time it seems like they are disappointments and the prelims are better
Remember SBS in the 2000s.
Inspector rex kino then some foreign movie with some great boobs.
PEElong FATS
What's stopping organized crime groups threatening drug testers and their families from testing certain players?
>eats your ham sandwich
why do the commentators hate miers so much m8s
fat pizza was kino. do you remember the cartoon about the quadriplegic? what about crank yankers?
lmao
They dread him
SBS... Sex Before Soccer - Yep, those were the days...
BASED
what will peelong do without their pensioners once they retire?
Time to up the c h a o s
Ice lad here. Dustys off his fucking tits along with a few of his team mates
MEATBALL
FUCK THE PEELONG SHATS
Cheating umps BTFO
Fucking SBS memeing me into watching some boring af bulldyke drama because
>(R)(S,A)
No shit
how long does ice last? can he get through 4q or does he need a top up at 3qtr time
You can see his fucking pupils
Dont know how they get away with it at this level tbqh
hey google afl vote
Have a feeling Razor Ray is a bit of an attention whore
All day and night lad, come down is brutal without weed or valium
UMPBALL TO GIFT TIGERS THE GRAND FINAL BIRTH.
The full Monty female but it's Mel mclaughlin just finger banging her self for an hour
Go to the toilet quickly, trainer hands you pipe, no one but inner team and trainers around
Easy
Had drawn together, chappelle's show, pizza, swift and shift, ye olde south park.
And had the 2005 ashes the most kino of all.
Are females elite?
Would watch
She has a slutty vibe about her
based gayle
Tbh that's not actually a split, it only seems like it by the angle. Optical illusion etc...
Ice makes you impervious ro pain, gives you endless gas tank and strength even if you smoke and most importantly speeds up your senses, slowing down play from your point of view.
The buzzing period lasts about 6 hours, come down over 6 or so
Risks are overheating, severe cramp and injury you won't know about or feel until the next day.
Also your jaw will hurt from clenching itunknowingly
>Why yes, I am trying to completely fuck up my groin ligaments, why do you ask?
If totally-not-porn is what empowers them I won't be complaining
I used to just mix with water in the baggy and drink. Coach saw it one day and did a Steve smith
kek
How far did this kick go?
>His death sparked an outpouring of grief from across the football community, with his colleagues remembering his relentless sense of humour and "nose for mischief".
Exactly like me :(
37 metres
>Indonesia imprisioning people for 6 years for sex outside of marriage
Remember when people used to use it as an example of tolerant Islam? Islamic countries are unironically becoming more fundamentalist rather than secular. How do leftists react to this?
Ten metres
>489 posts, 55 posters
/afl/ on ELITE community watch
Just pull the not all mudshits bs
HAAHAHA XDD DID YOU KNOW THEY PLAYED FOR THE SUNS XD??dddXDD
>How do leftists react to this?
They mostly dont. Or they advocate for more of them to move here to enjoy gay rights
>Are females elite?
If that was my ball joint on me 4b, she'd be getting replaced quick smart
SEETHING SUNDS CUSTOMER
Why is Dasiy Perace on TV, she struggles to say one sentence ffs.
Bring back Chrisi Malthouse.
Want to paint her forehead with my semen tbqh
Bring back dippa
cucklong have been houlid
>suns have fans
ELITE thinking
ELITE post
Houli is playing his heart out tonight
who cares
Does any guys balls have that level of jizz?
He was the goat boundary reporter.
Geelong are clean. Richmond have players using ice or similar.
Hate both sides
t. Icebro
What's BTs obsession with people chewing gum?
Is that Gaz seniors dealer sitting in front of him?
Parfitt fuck
stop booing gaz ya fags
Riewoldt finally in the game
Wait, Jack Riewolt was on field?
>jack won't miss this
Do you ever regret making a comment
*be's looming*
Gotta day, sometimes I really do
Riewoldt used to have Jude Law tier hairline but it's not as bad now, what is he on?
>be's Lynching niggers
*be's be'sposting*
""""pickle juice""""
>Key fwd spends most of his time up fwd
WOW
based drawposter
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE LINGY, I'M PICKLE BT
LOL
Are they going to actually show any pussy on that Monty ladies night show?
>It's a Richmond run and gun harder than their past 3 quarters episode
lmao is Geelong's kit actually made by Cotton On?
Probably fina or minox, IIRC they have androgens or something in the formula. Dunno if it's AFL "approved" desu
>elite /afl/ community: reaches bump limit before the game is over
>poothetic /nrlel/ poomunity: not even 150 posts
The secret sauce is kicking in
Hope not
Holy shit no way.
Just checked and they are on 217
Grim
Do you really wanna see aging has been flaps?
we get to bully those cunts in the /cric/ threads LMAO
chaos in the mcg lads
As a Geelong supporter kind of want to see a Richmond Collingwood Grand Final just for the inevitable collective social Darwinism that occurs in the ground when they all kill each other.
enjoy tim kelly for 7 more minutes cats fags
Blitzarse has had a shocker
CHAOS TIME
chaos time lads
>TK will essentially be an iggle in 15 minutes
BASED
>12 points
Drawing the table
iggs would have slaughtered this richmong team
>GEE WIZ
Literally forgot Dangershit was playing
>Geelong - 9 - 11
Reminds me of that national tragedy
when we missed cheezTV
HUMAN MEATBALL
Hopefully lots of collateral damage
>mark on the wing on the counter-attack
>slow down to let all the tigers flood back
poolong are poothetic
>that holden ad
BASED
MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL MEATBALL
Narkle, guthrie and danger anonymous in the 2nd half
it's my fetish
>Chris Scott only going to be there for 5 more minutes as well
Swings and roundabouts.
based watches the game on the tv only poster
Nice handball Dangerfield lmao enjoy never winning a flag
>tfw 27
>oldest girl ive ever had sex with is 24
>always wanted a hot milf but dunno how to make it happen
ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PEELONG FOOTBALL CLUB
UMPBALL TO SEAL THE GAME.
Totally guessed that.
very sad boobs
not even close to a handball lmao
cats are cooked
hopesoloroast.jpg
Tell me about Geelong. Why do they suck at the finals?
k e k
AHAHAHAHAH
>TOUCHING YOUR OWN SHOT
JESUS CHRIST HAHAHAHAHAHA
Chris Scott.
>The board signed him up to 2022 mid season
Oh no no no.
With any luck they'll pay him out and fuck him off.
IT'S OVER FOR GEELONGCELS
tell me about the tripcuck, why does he use a trip like he's some retarded e-celeb?
A lot of anger for an anonymous poster.
Have sex
>Dusty smug smile
GEELONG IN TATTERS
wtf is dusty on lmao
>16 points in a half
The state of Peelong.
dilate
*drug smile
Ablett Snr. is disappoint
Hawkins must be in tatters, kek
dusty the dust head carries on his legacy
>11 in a row
No way the Tigers win the Grand Final. The odds of winning 12 in a row are astronomical.
>0-4 in prelims since 2011
kek
KEK
K E K
shh lads, the rain band is trying to say something
D U E
U
E
It’s over. The tigers are unstoppable
THE MID SEASON BYE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED. AND THE END OF SEASON BYE.
The wicked powers of below want not the righteous to thrive.
If the afl is legit they need to test dusty immediately after this game
Dudes off his head
hamish ran over trent cotchins dog
AFL is a muslim sport
the undeterminable ethnicity maccas drive thru chick is frothing or me lads. pretty sure im 15-20 years older than her though
Can't wait to see how the AFL gets 'Basher' off for his intentional high elbow on Miers.
he sells tickets, they'll let it slide until he gets himself in trouble with the law, then they'll hang him out to dry. Same as they did with Cousins
hard to hate bashar houli
he's a coconut. they're all nuts
I
truly a dark day for christianity
>these fucking questions from the 5head
Make it stop
the shit covered shanty town of dzhilong
True
as /crows/ I'd much prefer to see tigers win again over dangercuck getting a hip
It really isn't.
PieGODS will save us
...
Sorry Daisy but you are a DREADFUL sideline interviewer. Don't know why you are there
This. Pies are the good guys for once.
For a female perspective on the game
Naive retard
Don't mind the pies but I also want Eddie to seethe.
this redemption arc has been kino tbqh
...
G
>Richmond are so detestable they made the Pies look like the 'good guys'
Incredible
This. They need to save this great game from the brute Dusty Martin.
Who /inthe2019grandfinal/ here?
Not so fast everyone else
No, I want Nathan No Flags to remain flagless.
I agree, strange that I've actually liked them these last couple of years.
kek
This. Unironically want the pies to win
Can’t wait for the apocalypse-tier mayhem of a pies-tigers GF. Gonna be right in the middle of it
I want the pies to win but only ironically, no chance without de goey though.
we are in the position of a potential toby greene norm smith
anyone saying "pies are the good guys!!" is lost
the manlet Barricello
lmao wtf barrichello there
please watch our sport big strong rubens
>"Where is my son?"
???
>bt ordered not to interview dusty on live TV for fear of drug exposure
Lul
>can you talk Dusty?
>shakes head
Lmao
is dusty too big to fall for AFL?
Dusty such a Chad but such a cunt
>Also your jaw will hurt from clenching itunknowingly
Really makes you think.
This is a Kino roaming BT desu
>Roaming BT Fevola over the phone
This is too deep
rock hard right now tbqhl
only want to see Eddie absolutely seethe, don't care about the mechanism at all
Remember when BT called his kids beautiful on live television?
Will Smith score a century?
Will Smith is an actor mate.
that was bruce I'm pretty sure
Might’ve been actually
He'll always be a rapper too me.
youtube.com
Can’t wait for two great Victorian teams to play the grand final at the home of AFL
Hawkins did kick 4 against Richmond last time they played, bit fuckin hard to win losing your key fwd and theirs kicks 5
don't you have a climate protest to attend?
>Illawarra
>South East Melbourne
>NZ
All the good guys won tonight lads :)
based Ablett Snr.
>and theirs kicks 5
Geelong played their best defender on the wing. It evened out though, he got 10 touches.
>poolong bf board talking rebuild already
OH NO NO NO NO
Getting a bunch of round 1 picks incoming this trade period, desu.
>a bunch
>two late first rounders over two years
wew
Oh so we can smash 600 posts just because it's a prelim. Nice """commitment""" cunts, shall be awaiting you all at round ONE (1) of 2020.
It was because two elite VIC teams were playing. Will be lucky to break 300 tomorrow.
kek, how many of the failed threads during the week were yours?
literally the last one
>note from the postie to come pick up a package at the post office
>I was at home and they're usually great at knocking
Deeply paranoid, haven't ordered anything, have no correspondence with anyone. who's sending me shit that isn't a letter?
SHALL be creating threads every day for trade week
SHALL be expecting you lot to accompany me in them
SHALL participate in these threads as I see them, in fact if no one else does I'll make the post-trade (off-season) threads for ~3 months to avoid another dreadful footy absence.
Wish my local Maccas was 24/7 lads
my local is unironically store number 1488
SHALL be selling away half the roster
SHALL be having an abominable end of year external review
SHALL be eventually hiring a coach who everyone but Mark Ricciuto thinks is a terrible choice
SHALL participate tbqh