Why doesnt Ronaldo leave a beard?

Looks good

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A divorce would be too costly

it would affect his aerodynamics

Beard cum is not hot

fpbp

>This is considered a beard in aussieland
quite cringe, are you guys actually asians?

some people just don't like the way it feels. my grandfather could grow a lumberjack if he wanted to, but his whole life he's been completely clean shaven, now that was the style back in the day. respectable men were clean shaven. but still he hates to have a beard and even if he has slight stubble he says he feels "dirty." i imagine ronaldo is similar

If you have a good jaw, a beard is retarded.

Underrated

Shaving your face every day is retarded. If it looks good why not let it grow and save yourself an hour a week in front of the mirror scraping hairs off your face?

>Shaving your face every day is retarded.
shaving your face is one of the best things you can do for your skin. it's one of the reasons why men age better than women. women ruin their skin with make-up and make-up remover. men invigorate their skin by shaving

He would choke to chile twice

source: *canadian* rear

KEK

Already happened once

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care to delete?

heh

>the reason why man have better skin than females is because man shave
>source: trust me bro
Yeahhh I don't know abour this one mate

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I didn't say it was THE reason I said it was one of the reasons

>source: trust me brah

I don't see what's so incredulous about make-up and make-up remover being bad for your skin, and cleaning your skin with a razor's edge being good for it..

passive gays don't use beards

short stubble is objectively considered the most attractive facial hair type to women. it shows all facial features without hiding them like chinlet uggos growing beards but shows off masculinity

They did a study but I'm too drunk to care to google. shit was life-changing in the pussy department once I figured it out. Uglies should grow beards though, not as popular but has a sizeable subset of women who get wet for it

you're absolutely 100% correct about the makeup part. have a real hard time believing the shaving helps part though

beards are for hobos, terrorists and homosexuals.

I shave every day but I also have a fat beard. I clean up the back and sides of it so theres a nice straight line. No more than a 2 minute shave.

beards are hipster nu-male shit

Nice

How long is your beard?

Hes a bottom, only tops sport beards

Women usually hate beards

Having a beard will protect your face from elemental damage.

Beards are an RPG mechanic?

I shave almost daily as I think I look better clean shaved.

Hipsters, on the other side, have beards not because they did not have the opportunity to shave, but because they grow a beard and believes that is part of their personality or sth. Now, that is cringe.

Branding reasons I think, but I really want him to grow a beard so I can make Punished Cristiano edits

Based

>ITT: beardless, low energy, low test beta cucks

implying a scar on your cheekbone doesnt improve your look
and you always atleast have something to tell the first date

>shaving or not shaving for women and not yourself
Never gonna make it

I seriously hope you lot shave with a safety razor and not that plastic shite.

1. You get a better shave
2. It’s so much cheaper. Buy the razor and then buy a pack of your preferred razors and you’re set
3. It’s better for the environment
4. It turns the process of shaving from a chore to an enjoyable practice

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if we'd all shave like we wanted we all have an hilter moustache bro

jej

TRUE

Low test, cant grow a proper beard

This place is on par with youtube comments sometimes

Based and
5. No, you won't cut yourself unless you're 10

I don't have a good beard. Low test maybe, I look like a trap.

I do, got a merkur’s baby first double edge razor

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>yes, that's right, I critique posts on the 4channel sports board
>sometimes I even compare them to YouTube comments
>how much do I get paid for doing that? Oh, no, you don't understand-

scratches his boyfriend's asshole

>better for the environment

you throw that in there just to virtue signal anonymously online my guy? good for you!