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First for blackface
marinara
what a goal by suzuki
All ice is not the same.
14 fucking captchas to make a new thread. fuck off.
go knights
where is the ice stats
good OP
That blanket looks comfy
suzuki is elite
looking good, mate
kek, what a bitch
Candidates must file there taxes by December 31st
Please Register to Vote, /hoc/
It's our future your voting for
Post the post-op photo
imagine the smell
laine and little are second best friends
wtf is up with your left big toe lad
He told finnish media he has shit linemates, he was referring directly to Little.
kek, panthers are shit
new zealands disease
BASED GALLY
He had his leg amputated..he posted about it last month
its incredible the advancements modern medicine has made. cant believe new zealand lost his leg and they were able to save it and reattach it. amazing.
not so fast kittycats
But what about Ehlers?
i used to get chronic ingrown toe nails on that side and had a really infected one when i was 15 and had to get surgery. they cut out the nail on that side so it doesnt grow inward anymore
>Finn apologizing to a Dane
>tfw trudeau went to bell centre like this
That doesn't sound very Mayoral to me
he apologized and it was a different time..let it go
>have a problem
>fix the problem
i am the mayor
my dad dressed up as a jamaican rasta man in black face once in 1996
/hoc/ is a theocracy governed by the Arch Bishop and a council of elders get fucked fake mayors
you mean reporter who openly hates maurice and little (blames them why laine is playing badly) didnt have anything to do how he wrote that article?
They're playing down with the sickness for flyer powerplays lmfao
>have a problem
>have other people fix it for you
Sounds like incompetency to me.
New Zealand is obviously not fit to lead.
>According to Bill Guerin, Kasper Bjorkqvist has "broken almost every strength and conditioning record that we have in Pittsburgh, with the big team.”
>The "big team." That's the NHL club, not just the group of prospects. For someone to beat Kris Letang in anything fitness-related is notable, but almost every record? Broken by a 21-year-old prospect? That's remarkable.
post body
im gonna say the n word
that's what you are here for pekka. how can burgers and leafs know the biases of finlan "journalists"
You can't just interview someone and make things up. Those words obviously came out of Laines mouth or else he would be suing the reporter for slander or libel.
Wow, can't believe Trudeau made a parody song about OJ in the 90's.
wow i dont care
do your reporters just make shit up because Little is mentioned, by name, inside quotation marks, coming out of laines mouth in a negative way
preseason /hoc/ is somehow even more grim than offseason /hoc/
I'd like to bring a vote to the table: exile new zealand
lol you just wrote (slander or libel) because you couldnt remember which was which and didnt want to look it up (you are me)
nashville
t. prospectlet
we merely talking about municipal matters
there's no need to get the Pope of /hoc/ involved
>Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Gonna 'lectric shock Trudeau.
I'm libel to slander you right now punk
and you usually sue for both
This actually makes me think he or the team caved and they are forcing him to apologize before signing him for 9 million dollars
call me when he's good on ice
the Inspector General of /hoc/ would not enjoy the talk in this thread right now, ewe guise
eating some catfish
what if the guy's mute
gonna go for a dip in the bayou after?
no you don't
nice
haven't caught or et a cat fish in nearly ten years
How is it? will you describe the meal to me?
he's a fucking bender who can't shoot in the top of the net
For me, it's the guy who screams "WHAT IN THE FUCK" in TPB
As the Grand Duke of /hoc/ I have decreed that New Zealand has been exiled from this general
leaders know when to delegate tasks and to whom
Caught two of the ski patrol homos blowing eachother by the hot tub lads
That's Bubbles doing the voice but the characters name is Donny.
bought a bass today
would take a dip if lived near one
bretty gud, fried with a have creole mustard sauce for dipping
for those in /hoc/ who actually play(ed) it, what position were you?
>goaler
defense until junior, centre since beer league
glass banger, but they made me stop so now i just #bang
shutdown dman/enforcer
which did you like playing more?
defense even though i'm short
Kris Letang has a glass body, that's not an achievement, faglord
alternated between dangler and sniper
Two way center for an all non-white gender fluid team
Letang is known as a gym rat. You are a stupid moron for not knowing the difference and are wasting my time having to reply to your dumbass.
>first i bang the glass
>then i bang ur mom
powerful
I am sick and tired of seeing negative Trudeau posts on here. Honestly he has been great for Canada and what he did was in a different era. He apologized. Let's move on. Thanks!
do you guys think nick suzuki drives a suzuki lmao
mmmm roast beef sandwich reminder that tavares is overrated shit
>they might wear these jerseys again at some point
mydick.gif
Nathan Legare two goals in less than a minute.
I already have
why is this news today?
this is old news; this is clearly a tabloid push, something our little orange faced buddy Peaches could tell us a thing or two about, if he were here right now today, in /hoc/ shitposting
>oh wow that sounds fun, someone send him an email
>Imagine the smell
post it
O MISTA TALLYMAN TALLY ME BANAAANA
What did Justin wear during penis inspection day when he was a teacher
You now have to post it user. You can't post 1/5 of the image.
>a tabloid push
It's worldwide news on every major outlet you fucking brainlet. For some reason "they" have decided to go after Trudeau hard with this.
left d. pretty mediocre too
SCARRRRRRRR
why doesnt every team have a resident real life dancing retard?
They do
we do
sup, Scotland
>select all images with palm trees
Believe it or not I only started watching because of /hoc/ meme images that get posted sometimes. I have to say based on the content of the memes I had a completely different picture of Randy.
Not Scotland m8
okay post your teams retard /hoc/
keep going lad, it's fucking great
I'm liking it so far. Just finished season 4.
i want to eat her ass
haha this guy is something else and I absolutely love it. He has a vigor and lust for the game that contributes to the atmosphere in a amazballs way. Rag on him all you want but he is movin and groovin while gettin the crowd loose. I wish my team had one.
>reddit park boys
see you queers next thread.
>amazballs
yikes i hope that post is ironic
>STOP LIKING THINGS
get a load of this sad cunt
>le ricKY man who says things wrong
xd so funni
go back
i got some amazeballs right here for you lad
*unzips*
eating jalapeno chips
Not a healthy lunch lad
eating pepperoni too
had a few hotdogs earlier myself
cope
>took the nap pill
>team is off today
>got to relax and post on /hoc/ at night
good day
watching nucks oil before knights kings
um oh yeah huh i'm thinking i'm based
>shitting on TPB
get this hot head outta here
cope with that stupid old faggot dying irl hahahahahahahahaha
I'll bet he didn't even pass his grade 10. That's why he's so mad.
how long is your commute, workingmen of /hoc/?
>an hour each way
feels bad man
Let me guess, you retards like Letterkenny too?
bout 10 minutes
>le epic contrarian man
wow se edgy
Bigger webm
redditkenny
20-30 minutes
Eating skips
eating ass
based kiwi
lucky lads
every post 90s expansion is macabre as fuck and a mistake
i smell ass
Imagine wagecucking
it's your upper lip
i smell pussy
canies
>rags
imagine thinking they arent shit still
t. yang ganger
just put on my indoor shoes
About 4 mins each way
>muh jacob poopa
kek
Picked a large bowl of blue berries today. Way better than wage slaving.
...
Fuck it, its only the pre-season.
Think it might be brew time soon
really wish you could just go find fruit in the woods down here besides nashville fans
gross
rest in piece
Taking my first Marner of the day lads been waiting patiently
FLAMES NEAL XD
It's late, you may want to consider more fiber of you are going in the evening only.
Took my 3rd Marner of the day about an hour ago
WE GOT THE MEATS
I had several marners yesterday so I took some pepto and it stopped my
Marner production til now
Would you wear these
>Coilers
Flames Neal Director's Cut?
SUZUKI WITH THE BEAUTY
>memeout
comfy
I think we've found the new Mayor of /hoc/.
According to the constitution, if your country have an Olympic Gold Medal prior to 1950, you qualify
To complete your transformation into a hockey dad.
WEAL SNIPES IT
Different all the time, I travel for work. Sometimes it's 15min other times it's 1hr30min.
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
nothing personal, kitties
Jesus, Monty looks like Luongo in the shootouts.
Legs are nice, but you'll never make it in /hoc/ with thighs like that. Needs more hair.
based
Norge legs are elite
thighs arent even showing retard and their hairier than your twink ass norgay
What if Norge is Magnus Carlsen
Are you telling me you shave your knees? Why would you do this?
norge seems like a sound lad. magnus is losing his mind. he'll end up like bobby fischer soon
we're professional scouts here. we know a good piece of meat. we can estimate
Flames Neal suck and fuck 2 for 1 oil patch Albortia special spicy pepper oil blowjies for the first 6 guys in the shower
normally people dont grow lots of hair on joints. post yours fag
wahlstrom>kakko
>post your hairy legs bro
>asking norge to post his hairy ass legs
why would you do this?
My leather gloves came in today. Might wear a pair while I drink beer
haha post your ballhair lol im not gay i just wanna compare with my /hoc/ friends haha its totally chill
if you talk shit youd better be prepared to show your own ass. its called being a man.
Leave Norge alone
poo peeland
I'll never miss an opportunity to post legs! Notice the seamless transition from leg to thigh.
im gonna beat the shit out of new zealand for bullying norge
yeah mine too homo
respecting for actually posting them though, i suspect few flags would do so. youre not so bad after all norge
rate my cool scar
what happened
GUISE PLEASE
knees might actual be a viral ting
youg don want to get hoc viral do ewe????????????
did someone bite you. what the fuck.
Decent thighs, but you'll never make it in /hoc/ with a shaft like that. Needs more girth.
leafs are too scared to post legs, prove me wrong
car accident. my knee basically plunged into the dashboard and got lacerated.
I'm not a faggot who gets off to mens hairy legs
ssm8
reminder poo peeland is a /cric/ster tricking you faggots into posting legs
This a thing we're doing?
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
Classic cumia
>twice as many shots
>half the score
whats wrong with edmonton
who's the avalanche slag
Now he's James Oil, get it right
Oily Jim
I'm a caniac and it's bo time
Just took a huge Toronto, lads. Had to flush twice and crack a few windows
Walking around these walls
I thought by now they'd fall
But You have never failed me yet
Waiting for change to come
Knowing the battle's won
For You have never failed me yet
But >we didn't score on any powerplays recently.
>posting pictures of your legs
When did /hoc/ become /fit/?
Business idea: sticks with a holographic puck in front of the blade to throw the goalie off.
that version is out of date
some of my digit gets helped make /hoc/ island, ama
Which parts of the island? This is important.
only power play im looking for is for a burly trucker to hold my head down on him after my canies beat the caps tomorrow
thanks for the contributions, i made the image
>shitmonton
Why'd you pick such faggy choices?
is this the year mcmeme finally requests a trade?
Posting a reminder that the leafs lost not one, but TWO games against the Senators.
in preseason lol
is it safe to assume that laines nhl career is over yet?
>shitmonton shitters
What the fuck is wrong with deadmonton
Laine for McDavid 1 for 1
better plan the parade sensfag
dont forget the banner
laine little and kulikov for mcdavid
inability to cope with the fact that the flames are the superior team
>someone gave this guy four and a half million dollars
preseason doesnt matter
connor mcdavid is the second line centre winnipeg needs
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH THANKS FOR THE MONEY
>t.koskinen agent
>just
t. looser
>muh one cup
>superior
what would a finn do with 4 millions dollars in one year?
i mean that is a LOT of sandels
>muh gretzky babbys
>muh old boys club
>muh mcmemekid
lmao @ ur life
t. grasping for a moment of fleeting happiness
what does calgary have?
>muh mediocrity
imagine having your psyche broken in preseason by none other than the fucking nucks
manlets and pretend cowboys
cowboy hats
reminder that the shitmonton shitters have consistently been one of the WORST teams in the national hockey league for the last 30 years, have missed the playoffs for 12 of the last 13 seasons, and not even mcmeme can save them and the only reason they have not already been relocated is for posterity's sake and because the entire village of edmonshit would riot in the streets like the savage band of shit chimps they are
old men as well
imagine the absolute wrench this guy must be packing
Best post you've made all month. Keep it up kiddo
i cant imagine lad, i just like shitting on albortion teams
kangz time desu
They don't play until Saturday, you bizarrely-committed faggot.
myaneee
MYA-NEEEE
No anime
Yes anime
thread just took a grim turn
yep i'm thinking gas the weebs
is it just me or are sunbelt announcers fucking boring and lame
No anime
Yep I'm thinking you're mad
>tfw the vegas announcer used to do radio pvp for da broons
Holy FUCK that is the isles weeb right there.
seething
We /lemon party/ now
sounds like theyre calling golf
>pvp
sunbelt hockey knowledge
no because im not a tranny lmfao
do you mind if i save this image?
anime or marinara
I'm sure the answer is "no" anyway but I figured I'd ask and I figured you guys would know better than just blindly making a thread on Yea Forums
Is there any reason to pick up NHL 20 instead of just sticking with '19? I tried googling but all I saw was some new shit in Hockey Ultimate Team and I mean I'm not enough of a retard to actually play that money vampire of a mode.
for me it is REFUSING to purchase both NHL '19 and '20 because they have a n*gger and a mex*can on the cover, respectively
eashl is always based, 3v3 is fun. I buy it every year just because the online dies when the new one comes out.
This is fucked. wtf is happening to the world?
lucic for neal straight trade
thoughts?
What about manga?
dont drink from the water supply
xhe cute
there hasnt been a reason to buy a new ea sports nhl game since 2014
>playing anything else than hitz
cringe
For me it's purchasing 20 in late December because every year it drops price 70% not two months into the regular season. I've been playing 18 (which I purchased for 24$) that came preloaded with the legitimate 2019 NHL draft class for almost two years now
its not just happening lad, its being celebrated by the media
the question that remains is who stands to benefit the most from western society's downfall
its my birthday next week i hope patrik laine signs as a gift to me :)
>out of pizza pops
breathing is misery. I simply can't survive
almost as bad as skinner for pu
that trade worked out pretty well for the canes all things considered tho
imagine trading away a bona fide forty goal scorer for poo
seething
how
they could have got a good player back and maybe they would have won a game in the ecf
too bad he cant make the playoffs :^)
but they got a career ahl'er out of it!
have a birthday user
will your entire village do a dance and tattoo ceremony for you lad
i accidentally bought espresso grind coffee and the grounds are too small for my plunger to filter and so i get a lot of them in my coffee and its very unpleasant
it's called a hakka
im going to fly to aukland and tattoo my fist into the sheep fuckers head
probably not sadly
gotta send it through a filter once it's done brewing.
>my plunger
Why are you brewing coffee in the toiler
that’s what they do before they play cricket and other homo shit for a war dance
the official dance of /hoc/
MDK gang
>hey user, you going to the game tonight?
>they could have got a good player back
how
do
you
still
not
understand
how
contract
value
works
na m8 I’ve had about 4 marners today need to stay in
half irish half greek mutt whore
What exactly is your excuse here? That expiring contracts are an excuse to get absolutely fleeced in a trade?
Protip: It's not.
avs commentator just said a bad word
the winnipeg jets will almost certainly win the stanley cup in 2020
so they freed up 9 million in cap space to pay 2 players combined 10.4 million that cant even score 40 combined goals for the canes?
get fucked
Congratulations Hongcouver, you dominated the Bakersfield Condors.
HOW IS KEEGAN LOWE ALLOWED TO PLAY ON THIS TEAM? (We know why, Kevin Lowe still has pull with this team) UNACCEPTABLE
>5-1
oilels btfo
cope
welcome you may choose one
t. Genie of /hoc/
eat my dongus you fucking nerd
wew
did they fug?
I remember after those based mosque shootings (my favourite part of 2019) . Those kids did this dance and it was absolutely cringe
Imagine pretending to be retarded for (you)s because deep down you actually are fucking retarded..
i unironically made my gf eat my ass on her birthday last month
i don’t know if genies can get boners im no mohammadist
thinking about skinner for pu
No, this one isn't the isles weeb. Just your classic bruins fan
I had just forgotten about the carolina hurricanes and then you guys brought them up again
>his gf doesn't eat his ass voluntarily
she's cheating on you
does it have some kind of congenital disorder?
>does it have some kind of congenital disorder?
yeah, it's caused by living in bombston
kino
everything comes up daises for my cansies :^)—|
would you like to compare notes? I feel like I am close to a breakthrough
I’m serious, most of the goals came as a result of Keegan Lowe. A guy who has no business even playing a pre season game. We have 4 legit NHL players playing right now. I’m not worried. Lowe and 80% of this roster will be scratched from the team tommorow
>titty skittles
>I'm not worried
pacific > metro > central >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> """atlantic"""
Every day.
metrochads ww@?
more like divelantic
keegan lowe is a product of nepotism
rat
more importantly did he fug in the blackface?
why is the top row not center
all around me are familiar faces
>asv
because the metro division breeds a special kind of autist
there is literally nothing wrong with being reddit
Exactly. If his dad wasn’t Kevin Lowe he wouldn’t even be playing professional hockey. He would be a long shot to even make an ECHL team. Did you see all the goals that were a direct result of his play tonight? Koskinen didn’t even have a chance with this D in front of him
I’m the only Chad in the metro the rest of you are either gay, anime, sunbelt, trannies or all of the above smell my nuts
im literally seething and coping all the time
i cope when you seethe and i seethe when you cope
Crosby babby
cringe
Go to bed, Pete.
>inb4 obligatory hurr durr I'm not Pete but I'm a fan of his work, stop jacking yourself off, Pete
>for me it's Wings, Beer, Sports
had a beauty today off a pass from geno
based
no i didnt lad, but its only takes one look at his minimum wage salary to understand lowe is having the oilers pay for his son's existence
i just noticed there is a hockey disc in the avalanche logo
there’s more than one Pittsburgh fan in /hoc/ you absolute homo
SKINNER FOR PU
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
we know
ah, a fellow nuckies fangay
Can we please trade Matt Benning for a 5th round pick?
Okay, Pete.
I just noticed there is a wog in the /hoc/ thread
>swept by the isles
>like 3 minutes of having the lead all series
lol
>he wears cargo shorts
Yuck!
How do you see it? Did you run the jersey through puck tracking software
The 6 million dollar man is stat padding in the preseason against garbage
>6-1
>I'm not worried
There’s nothing wrong with trying your best user
I long for the days when Kevin Lowe has NOTHING to do with this team. That he would just go away. Katz is just desperate for friends
Look at this roster. There is no reason to worry you kangaroo fucker
the roo is an Australian beast lad
>I long for the days when Kevin Lowe has NOTHING to do with this team
all it takes is motivation and a gun
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the
*ting* *ting*
>47 shots
>1 goal
what did colorado mean by this
They weren’t trying their best
shots on target=/goals
>retarded uber sunbelter sucking off preseason results and simultaneously "staying calm" while Laine doesn't practice
>trying in the preseason
Lads you ever watch the Goldberg knife contest show on history channel
I like the way you think, friend.
SKINNER
for
PU
WHAT DOES IT MEAN????
Lads i miss my dog
(((Goldberg)))
I’ll pass
edmonton is bad
>watching stream of How It's Made
>realize I'm a brainlet and wasted my life
yes hello FBI
it’s based sometimes there’s weebs that get btfo
>pre season team composed of 95% AHL players and Keegan Lowe (who has no business playing hockey) gets dominated
The oilers will be a .500 team this year
so what, all life in the end is wasted regardless. enjoy what you can while you can because soon you'll be dead
what caused the leap?
John 3:16 lad
John 8:12 lad
HH
jesus wasnt real and if he was he would be a liberal
Watching how everyday products are made and then looking around the room and seeing how much useless retarded shit i own that i have zero clue where or how it came from.
>lose to carolina
>miss playoffs for the next ten years
praying for you the most precious of God’s creation
Hello newfag
jesus would vote greens
KENNY AND SPENNNYYYY
seething
SKINNER FOR PU
WHAT IS THE ANSWER
thanks pronger
more like poo
Imagine thinking "god" gives a single fuck about what some stinky sunbelter prays about
>his church doesn’t have a based snake handler preacher
enjoy hell
Today on How It's Made
>Sails
>Walnuts
>Wheel Immobilizers (tire boots)
>Honeycomb siding panel or something
shit
don't blaspheme while His team is playing
how do they make walnuts
What if it wasn't skinner for pu, but rather pu for skinner?
You actually go to one of those snake handler churches? That’s pretty fckin based. Would worship there if I lived in the south. My church is boring. One day the pastor pulled out an acoustic guitar and I’ve never gone back
ask yur mum
...
jesus fuck, relax it's just the preseason
kek'd
Justin "Darkie Destroyer" Trudeau
i'm thinking Toronto
this is the only lord ill ever pray to
The origin of the walnut is unknown, it's believed to come from ancient persia, where only the royalty was allowed to eat it, if a commoner was caught eating a walnut, they would have their hand cut off.
Walnuts take 5 years to grow.
Based
Ever think about how big the universe is?
blessed big burly brock boeser
lol walnuts are not even that good the mighty cashew and pistachio are far better
What did you guys get up to while there was no hockey on to distract you?
cope
basè
Peanut master race here
my grandparents used to call Brazil nuts nigger toes
>it was a different time
reading, writing, some basic image editing, and finally trying to teach myself video editing
when are we finally going to get an all leaf stanley bowl? it's been too long
>3-1
>3-0
>4 in 4
gary will ensure this never happens
that lineup is so disgusting... edmonton should be ashamed
Getting drunk and high and watching modern family. It's been bleak
Cuddle with kitty and read like a wine aunt
my grandad calls the purple jelly babies nigger babies.
>>>/reddit/
Based desu
Your grandpa is a racist dick
/offseason/ /hoc/
so many crazy summer friendships. conversations around the campfire you wish would last all night. finns and swedes sneaking out of their camps to meet each other in secret so their friends wouldn't tease them about their summer crush.
its great to all be back to our routine but boy what a golden summer we all shared together
yeah hes pretty based
I'm glad that the league has someone like him watching out for us.
SCORE
It hurts my feelings when Gary gets booed at appearances lads
why does he have to become less of a (negative corporate influence) in his old age. it was a clean, simple narrative
I’ve got to take a fat shit but I’m constipated
that is because you're a sunbelter
gary never makes you suffer like he does with us
Vegas is a suburb of LA
cope
based tavares going over this jabroni still
They changed their gloves last year, friend.
>I-it's Gary's fault we can't win a cup!!
Drinking, fishing, drinking some more.
>counting cups before the seattle expansion
When in doubt, call Gary out
Anyone want to get the sticks? Chel 18 ps4
Oh yea forgot, just made it transparent
>the last season without gary's full influence as commissioner
>1993
rmyt
This will be a day do remember (20190920)
t. knower
gary bettman never played hockey and can't skate
You forgot under the right arm. And there's also a single pixel between the ear-chinstrap thing and the side of the head.
But transparency is still more than I've done with them, so well done.
>some of you are not finns
>don't go to sauna today
first time chance, second time coincidence, third time pattern
I heard bettman was a basketball guy? He kind of just looks like a pudgy jew. Are we shure he played sports?
you don't have to be a master chef to run a successful restaurant
his favourite sport is probably boreball like all the other new york jews
Got a wild meme cooked up for the next OP, lads.
Let's get it to 500.
Thinking about Brass Bonanzas
you can be a heartless jew and run a successful restaurant
post it now pussy
Business idea: lose control
exactly
No, that goes against the /hoc/ code.
Now it's time.
Wont go to Heaven though
Finns need sauna to survive fren
spoken like a true sunbelter on hoc
Late to the party?