/heem/: BJ Penn Edition

Brendan Schaub is GOD

Schaub bless brother.

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>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya"
>"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds"
>"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—"
>*commentating team laughs*
>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker"
>"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman"
>...
>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!"
>"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!"
>"HE KNOWS THAT—"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!"
>"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—"
>"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"
>"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"

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>mfw Tyron's ass in those reebok fight shorts

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Did you guys see that brittard make a fool of himself talmbout some shopped photo?

I'm coming for that BMF belt Dana

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Schaub looks like an absolute stud there. Shame he's a fatty now. Fatherhood has not been kind to him.

Guess

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BABY J "BLOWJOB BJ" PENN

Guys look at this shopped pic

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I'm ready for the BMF title match!

War Diaz 209!!!!!

It's all over, BJ

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Will meme this for the next year.

he has more title defenses than khabib and faced bigger guys and actual challenges, nothing like “MUH DANA MY LECACY YOU KNOW THIS”

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Diaz Masvidal press conference starts in 20 minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=iYF6qG97IUk

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Redpill me on the Mini Khabib.

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1174759376122503169

Call me when Khabib fights a heavyweight like when BJ fought 225 pound Machida. Better yet, call me when Khabib fights anyone bigger than him.

>more title defenses
Irrelevant
>faced bigger guys
And lost
>actual challenges
Fighting some of the best strikers in the sport aren't challenges?

/KHABIB TIME/

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/BASED/

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look at that fat slob in the back mirin mini khabib

Barboza was bigger

id heem mini khabib in the 2nd round

Reminder: Khabib could literally get Mini Khabib to marry him. You are envious.

>irrelevant
you are baiting
>and lost
yes that’s what “take actual risks” implies
>Fighting some of the best strikers in the sport aren't challenges?
when you are a elite wrestler you challenge wrestlers and don’t hide in a division full of small strikers with poor ground game

this mexicano is STILL FUMING over the undefeated EAGLE

Should Max vs Volk or Colby vs Usman main event 242?

>tfw dsp unironically said that he would him Tyson

Big fight announcement during the presser

for as much as I hate khabib and muslims. BJ "Blowjob Penis" Penn is fucking garbage and flushed to the shadowrealm

Hello Heem.
How will KG vs Till go down?

>KG ko toilet till in Round 2

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Max x Volk obviously. Max has the first decent opponent in years but he is not going down without a proper fight. The fight will be amazing

think about asking for a picture with a 12 year old

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should an actual fight or a snooze fest between two boring wrestlers be the main event?

>you are baiting
Explain why title defenses matter.
>yes that’s what “take actual risks” implies
Taking risks doesn't matter unless they can actually be capitalized upon
>when you are a elite wrestler you challenge wrestlers and don’t hide in a division full of small strikers with poor ground game
Which wrestlers should he challenge?
>m-muh 170
Lol if he moved up to 170 and heemed Usman you losers would be whining about how he's ducking Gaethje and Tony. If Khabib can make the weight then he has absolutely no obligation to move up. Seethe.

I'll announce my dick entering your mouth if you aren't a good boy. Now sit down and shut up.

>2 r*ddit fags with a r*dditor shirt on
cringe my guy

Based and Schaubpilled, B

shut the fuck up bj penne is the GOAT

Absolute state of that poster. Proper dog shit.

>a lucky jobber who's 2/4 in his last fights and another jobber who's been inactive for over 3 years who only just scrapped a win over a heartlet get there own main event
It is quite literally bullshit and not fair at all to all

reddit press conference is starting boys

it's the nick diaz army motherfucker

why dana thought this could be some sort of cool thing

this presser is #supernecessary

Jeremy "lil heemthem" Stephens

>the baddest mother fucker belt!!! le three piece and soda! le I'm not surprised motherfucker! so much epicness!

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3 piece and a soda

Can't wait to watch you seethe ITT over the next however long this press conference is.

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Apparently the presser is cancelled

i am the baddest motherfucker

Getting real annoyed with you spamming this basedboy shit desu

I'm not watching it obsessed shitskin, so there won't be any seething with me.

>record for most consecutive losses in the ufc
>dabbed on by some random drunk fatty
>good
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GOAT

i'm hearing right now as per youtube comments that nate's translator no-showed

Gaethje is one of the only real ones left

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where is the “belt”?

How did Masvidal become associated with numales when he should be associated with hip-hop thugs?

>Getting real annoyed with you spamming this basedboy shit desu

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Anybody else find it hilarious when this guy got KO’d by Maurice Greene. Guy knew his career was over afterwards kek.

Numales love blacks and blacked culture

>HEEM GANG

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does the winner of this fight get the privilege of being wrestlefucked by an actual top welterweight?

Presser starting. Crowd heckling dana.

BREAKING NEWS: SHOTS FIRED OVER THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE!!

youtube.com/watch?v=iYF6qG97IUk

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!

more like real trash

You think hes been heemd in prison yet?

numale askren fans projecting

Collective IQ of this press conference: 187

Because he got too popular

Are they actually going to have the belt there?

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G-G-G-GADOOOOSH

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>The BMF title on the line
Kek

this might be the most reddit fight ever made

NICK DIAZ ARMY MOTHER FUCKERS

BMF TITLE!!!!!

It's just an act and r*dditors love it

t. seething r*dditor being pointed out

askren is fighting maia

jorge dressed up like a clown lmao

Scarface meng

Masvidal looking like fucking Tony Montana in this bitch

Damn they are expecting 5 million buys on this one

Ben wins the rematch, everybody knows this, even jorge

lol, the said "For the quickest knockout of Ben Assring"

That guy looks like a soijack

masvidal looks like he's doing a shitty gta vice city cosplay

Wheres the belt

absolute reddit memefight holy shit

>NOOOO BEN NOOOOOOO STOPPPPPP THE FIGGGHHHHTTTT

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In wich round will Tony slay Khabib?

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jesus christ this dude asking the questions looks reddit incarnate

Omg he said it the 3 piece!!!

Cringing at this hoodie guy

Lmao this soiboi asking the most reddit question rn lmao

based

>I-It's not a reddit event!11!
Then how is this crowd called?

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3 PIECE OMG

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masviadal is shook

>jorge being nice

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Masvican looks shook

How is Diaz a different caliber to Till? Thought Masvidal liked Till.

real meme

BMF! BMF! BMF! BMF!

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This presser is a depresser

>WHO GOT DA FASTESS NACKOUT DOE

"WHO GOT THE FASTEST KNOCKOUT THOUGH! WHO GOT THE FASTEST KNOCKOUT THOUGH"

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>some nigger shouting "WHO GOT DA FASTEST NOCOW DOU?"

How is jorge's hairline called /heem/?

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MMA fan intellect

is this presser super necessary

Based mas

NEXT

NEXT!

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lol they yelling bullshit at Dana?

>not there
>makes them seethe

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Literally more embarrassing than the WWE.

r*dditors's and shitskins, whatelse needs to be said?

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This shit is so fucking reddit

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Why are MMA fans either sub 90 IQ dudebro retards or virtue signalling sensitive soi boys? How did this happen?

Did Masvidal start the Colby pussy chant?

she might actually turn out hot or at least above average if that jaw gets fixed in a couple years

Based Chaos working the rebbitors into a seething shoot

If Maspeedal and Shitaz were real gangsters they'd think a "bad motherfucker" belt was insulting

We all know what reddit questions are. But what would /heem/ ask?

Not fat and vaguely white how bad could she be?

Leon Edwards would fuck both these journeymen up.

Does ben win the rematch?

>who's your favorite female fighter?

How can one man be so based?

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How long will you duck a 2nd Askren fight for?

which one are you leaf?

DUDE

DUDE WEEED

DUDE WEEEEEEEEEEEED

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Conor would've had this crowd going crazy

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>nate doesnt speak to his brother
What happened?

DUUUUUUUUDE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>"danaaaaaaaa make it happen!!!!!!!"
god this is so cringy

where is schaub

what a shit conference

Dana "we'll see what happens" White

>We'll see what happens

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No running allowed in the bmf fite.

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best motherfucker in the game belt?

>best motherfucker belt

Low IQ sensitive virtue signalling soi boy

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Dana claiming Colby turned down Tyquil and Poosman fights

what the fuck already

Be my friend belt.

What did he mean by this?

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OH NO HE CALLED HIM A VEGAN

JUST

>Vegan
Where's that faggot here telling people that this fight isn't pure reddit

Vegoys BTFO

I-im harder than a-anybody here

He ain't a vegan

>Vegan "gangster"

lmao

literally cringe

Ben Askren in Audience:
>Question for gorge
>Why do I continue to live in your head rent free?

I’m done with this presser. Literally losing iq points l. Going to listen to some Schaub to recover.

based af

Guys I'm here and think I might be able to ask a question. What should I ask?

I, for one, am a sensitive low iq soi boy that virtue signals

Why is Jorge ducking the Askren rematch?

>mfw I see these guys getting spoonfed easy questions and replying with shit pre-canned answers

What a fucking letdown.

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>DUDE WEED LMAO question by a literally soiboy

Masvidal may have won the fight but Asskren won the story.

Did you know Jamal was Asian?

Askren got KOd in 5 seconds lmao, pathetic

Wish they would talk shit

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now that we went full wwe fuck it they should book cejudo vs shevshenko

Had no idea Bill Burr was such a big fan, wonder who he has money on.

Definition of a fluke

HAHAHAHA WEED

>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

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>the terminator is a vegan
cringe
>DUDE WEEEEEEEEEEEED
>WHAT ABOUT THE ROCK

this dude was trying so hard

How do you plan to beat Ben a second time?

>h-hey guy I thought of my c-comeback now

They did this whole shit just for 20 minutes of that?

my sides what a waste

what's dana's opinion on the JQ?

wtf that was really short

Jawlmawl? A name like that, its gotta be some spear chuckin' grape soda slurpin' welfare check abusin' negroid

wait what? that's it???? where are the fans questions

>10 min press conference
>softball questions

Did they turn the bridge lights off?

>>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

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SOMEBODY JUST SHOT DANA WTF

Definition of dominated

they should've brought the other main card fighters, not just Diaz and Masvidal, they didn't even talk shit to each other

Not a fluke if It was 100% intentional. Asscan beating Lawler, THAT was a fluke

HIS HANDS ARE BEHIND HIS BACK!

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the terminator's a vegan motherfucker

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filtered

I once watched some mini khabib video and got angry when she did some sort of short skit. then I realized that I'm so miserable that I get pissed off by some little girl having fun

why he look so awkward? is he autistic?

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he didn't hear the question until dana told him

How will Diazfags recover after that verbal beating he just took?

>tfw look like that soiboi asking the questions but am actually a bad motherfucking heemer at heart

Conor's sperm flew from dublin to dana's face!

>germs

He looks big. Masvidal is bigger though.

I love that Tony Ferg actually talks shit and he did so to Khabib leading up to the fight never backing down.

>15 minutes long
>nate btfo by a vegan joke
>no soundbites
>questions were better than the answers
>face off was like 3 meters appart from eachother
>mic didn't work for half of the conference
>arnold isnt even vegan
>no trash talk

What a fucking letdown.

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hope masvidal gets btfo, rematches askren and then gives him Schaub tier CTE desu

Just went on a 12 hour fast, ready for a run at the bantamweight strap

The presser gained them literally negative ppv sales

Just refunded my ppv buy

this presser was just lame what was dana thinking

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gonna watch the Canelo fight desu

Khabib is undefeated

told you all the cazzies will be disappointed with the presser haha

based boxcel

Gaethje is the true LW GOAT

Hope Jorge gets flushed and goes back to irrelevancy tbeh

Only one person had enough of such a boring presser and only one person in New York could have turned off those lights!

youtube.com/watch?v=IF7xW0pHeEo

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KEK this comment entertained me more than that whole """conference"""

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>Barboza was bigger
Are you sure about that?

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When memes bleed into the real world

We're just going to start pretending that Cerrone is a good win?

So Dana confirmed
>Colby is offered Usman
>Ducks him
>Colby is offered Tyron
>Ducks him
>Usman is offered Masvidal
>Masvidal wants the money fight instead

Big fan of Zabit here

You blind?

Worst press conference I've ever seen from the UFC, both these guys were cringe and so was the audience/press.

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These are things we already knew. Only colbycucks were denying this.

>invents a great meme
>everbody including a multibillion dollar company get behind the meme
>literally abandons it the next public appearance he makes
Diaz is a retard

Khabib looked way bigger in the fight.

Lads, I miss Conor, watching this knowing he would've had the crowd going crazy.

This unironically makes me not even wanna watch the event anymore, nothing in MMA has ever made me feel like this. Could it have been worse?

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NO NO NO IT CAN'T BE HAPPENING LIKE THIS

Soon, brother. Soon.

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Jiu Jitsu is a meme

he liked one of my comments on twitter last night.

Happy these retards are falling on their faces
170 is Ben's turf

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Yes we need more pandering. i bet you eat at wendy's because the twitter page is le funny xd

heem urself

Wrestlers literally ruined mma
CONOR SHOULDVE WON DAMMIT

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>5

Damn right, brother

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They look the same size. If anything Khabib looks like the bigger person. Barboza is wiry.

Prime conor

holy mother of BASED, this is THE post

Based retard

Is it possible for a press conference to negatively effect PPV buys

Dana got asked why wouldn't someone buy the Alvarez fight and he didn't even answer

How much does khabib weigh on fight night?

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300 lbs

Motherfucker it's McGregor always!

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Holy shit, some kino shots boy

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why does the ufc always have audio problems

UFC 244: Parental Advisory

Based

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You really think Barboza looks bigger? This is what one opponent looking bigger than the other looks like. Barboza and Khabib are the same size, brainlet.

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16

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>tony among non champion jobbers

yah i saw the masvidal vs diaz parental advisory logo too kek

sorry i didn't get to see it the first time my pc is running slow... is this THE post?!

THAT'S GANGSTAAAAAAAA!

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Basado meng

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How is this hairline called exactly?

It’s not the size of the Schaub in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the Schaub.

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>gets wobbled, dropped, and deleted by a 40 year old man

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Fredo

I FUCKING HATE MMA! WHY DID CONOR HAVE TO LOSE! WHY ARE MAS AND NATE SO SHIT AT HYPING SHIT OUTSIDE OF IMPULSIVE BEHAVIOURS! I HATE IT!

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More like baldest motherfucker am I right!

Nate isn’t even vegan. Masvidal is so unintelligent when he isn’t reading the lines his managers give him, so cringe. Dana is a retard.

Jags 0-3 tonight

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>hurr durr something is popular and well received by the public, that means it’s le reddit
So edgy and contrarian, I bet you guys are a blast to hang out with

Could have been great if either of those dummies was smart enough to realize people WANT them to talk shit.
Masvidal wants big money fights but doesn't understand how to get them.

Nate wins by decision btw

Fuck yu meng

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What is wrong with these fucking reporters?
>Duhhh, are u gonna give him da thwee peece or da buffay!?

based redditor

>3 piece and a soda :D

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It must be exhausting talking to these retards all day

Admit it. You miss pre Floyd era McGoober press conferences

The McGregor era was unironically the GOAT era

>BADDEST MOTHER FUCKEEEER
>both of them can’t even say something to each other because muh respect

the good days of trash talking are truly gone

Shills don't understand what it means to call something reddit

Can somebody photoshop him with a wider mouth kek

>Nutless Robbie Lawler
Nope
>le cutbabby toilet boy
Nope
>le choking gatekeeper western larper
Nope
>el tapo the whiskey elf
Nope
>plastic surgery perry
Nope
>quitting time canthony pootis
Nope
>dusquit the crying lump of brown coal poopgay
NOPE

pre Nate era*

Did people really expect anything from the conference? Masvidal can't talk trash on the spot, as shown by Ben verbally destroying him for months before their fight. He's even said multiple times that he dislikes trash talking and doesn't partake in it. He's only entertaining in interviews after he wins. Nate's brain barely works anymore so he can barely even talk to begin with. They also seem to like each other too much to even attempt to say something disrespectful.

So fucking disappointed, I'm a fucking idiot for think it there would be fireworks honestly.

They're just fucking idiots, same dumbasses that say that the UFC aren't promoting them and then don't go to media. Jesus Christ, first time I've ever felt "You don't know what you have until you lose it.", Diaz and Mas are so fucking stale and clueless unless they do something impulsive.

WHAT A FUCKING LET DOWN

>beaners are retarded
whoa... never would have guessed.

Imagine hating on Brendan Schaub

Why are you faggots watching this cringe shit?

Brencan "Big Brown Poo" Knob

>BMF Belt
>real belt

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Is he ever coming back lads?

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i wonder what was going through Diaz and Masvidal minds as they were looking at those reporters asking questions

For me it's Michael "Maverick" Chiesa

Dublin, December 14th.

Saddest Motherfucker in the game right here

I was tricked.

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>unironically lost to Kevin Lee
>couldn't even finish Diego Sanches in 2019
can

Masvidal was probably thinking about what he's gonna do with his paycheck
Nate is thinking about weed

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Edwards beats everyone at welterweight not named Ben Askren

Can't wait for Uncle Chael to critique this shit press conference.

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He's gonna pretend it was good and you know it

Leon Edwards would beat Askren, and he'd actually beat him not a fake win like Masvidal.

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>fake win

was Gooby win vs Aldo fake too then?

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I think you'd be surprised.

Rare flag

Yes.

Shut the fuck up, Puke

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>Guam
>rare

Wtf is this?

Don't even go there, that guy is obsessed with the journeyman Masvidal.

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Breaking news footage of Connor McGregor in another public altercation.

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what's up with this meme

Think about asking a grown man for a picture. Idol worship is pathetic

newfrends

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No, because it was an actual striking exchange, something that could have happened at literally any time in the fight. Conor didn't just sprint at Aldo throwing haymakers and praying for them to land. Masvidal didn't prove that he had the better skillset than Askren, he just proved that he could get lucky.

> fight for free
Wme shill

I sincerely hope you die painfully

>le epic pillow handed snoozefighting troll so epic XD

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say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

not le Piticarn islands not rare

whoa, no need to be rude buddy
we're all friends here

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Who is Connor McGregor?

why can't people just be nice to each other

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i'm training in the art of UFC to become the future BMF (Bad Mother Fucker) title holder

I wouldn't do either but a 12 year old girl is a bit strange.

Tripfag desperate for attention
Syrup sucking pansy
Monkey

While powa

PREMIER
STRIKER

I love how Tony's chance of winning against Khabib is based on him being a total savage. Him slicing khabib open with an elbow that drastically affects the fight. Him getting mauled by khabib for 3+ rounds and then coming back to finish a gassed khabib. This fight might actually make me coom as I'm watching it.

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The thing is no one actually says this gay shit except redditors so you can stay there, thanks.

That app is pretty clever.

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>"Lucky"
>Planning for the thing Asscream does at the beginning of every fight
Seething

good luck bro im training for the best mother fucker belt

>Lost to Kevin Lee
Wrong. Ref stopped the fight for no reason. Chiesa didn't tap and wasn't unconscious. He could have gotten out of the choke if the ref didn't fuck him over.

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that's right

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He was going unconscious and wasn’t intelligently defending himself

So blurry.

Huh. He let go of the choke and got it back badly in a position he probably wouldn't have finished from.

99/100 times that knee misses and Askren quickly makes Jorge his new wife. You know this. Keep celebrating your fluke though.

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>He doesn't have a trip

What are you, retarded!?

Tibau is for sure bigger my guy. 100%

every thread, this gook.

Pillowfisted bitch. Quack quack.

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it's the spammer you goof

Stipe vs DC 3 and Jones vs Ngannou is what my sources are telling me

Are (you)?!

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Usman is just an awful person. Boring, shitty champ. Absolute fraud.

Paulie was right, mma journalists are fanboys.

Better yet train for the Bain mother fucker.

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she's ugly

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Don't mean to brag but I'm a pretty bad dude
Where do I stand in the bmf title rankings?

> trying to fight leon edwards
can

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Jon gets slept
He will never take a HW fight he isn't guaranteed to win. Ngannou has 40+lbs on him and a granite chin, Jon will never fight him

What app?

How many of you guys would be open to a Jon Jones general that isn't affiliated with heem?

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Bad idea, Jon's pretty boring to be honest

Colby has anterior pelvic tilt

And who is Colby trying to fight? Quack quack.

>losing the story to a one-legged brazilian middleweight
john jones is flushed

Honestly feel bad for that guy

...

>Jon's pretty boring
>10 wins by knockout
>6 wins by submission
>9 wins by decision
Unlike that leg humper Khabib, Jon keeps it fresh by changing up his style.

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he's fighting usman

Looks like my gf at that age

Tbol was way juicier then canbib.

what would be the posts about?

does she walk 24/7 with that hat on

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Yeah but personality-wise he doesn't click with people.
He could be the GOAT heel but he insists on doing this weird good boy gimmick.

AI confirmed for poo in loo

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Jon has already peaked. He doesn't look like he used to and he obviously does it for the money now. I hope Stipe fight will reignite him but for now he is not as dangerous as he used to be

*he's ducking Usman. There's a reason Dana specifically mentioned Colby's name when asked why the fight didn't come together. "When Colby wants to fight, he'll fight" were his exact words I believe. Your boy is the biggest pussy in the sport. Quack quack.

AI confirms

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Jon Jones you dumb spic

> parroting the wme shill narrative
typical jew worshipping negroid
wme will end up paying and then negroids will seethe that their beloved jews lost

why is she so ugly?!

youtube.com/watch?v=t_nHf2XKwp4

Its weird, you know that's who he is but he refused to do it because of the drugs shit and probably because he has daughters.

Cope

>le 3 piece and soda xD

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Asking for reasonable pay isn't the same as ducking. Imo they want the champ to be usman because niggers sell ppvs and whites are going to buy ppvs regardless of who it is, but a non American or European will only ever buy one if a fighter of their nation is on the card.

Colby is stupid though he should've taken the fight even if it was for peanuts, become the goat, he'd get way more coverage and a ton of sponsorships.

>You know this
I don't know this because you made it up. It was perfect game planning. When does Ben not shoot for a takedown immediately?

Nah, the competition is just getting better.

wme are cracking and will be forking up
we know this because they would have booked edcan vs usman like usman is pleading for if they weren't lol

Shut the fuck up spic. Ben dominates le three piece and soda man in an actual fight, end of discussion.

Yeah Colby should have taken this fight. This card is getting a ton of coverage they've been hyping it up in espn non-stop. That could have been him, but instead he played himself.

my sister said mma isn't a real sport

Then why did he get knocked out in 5 seconds? Again you can't even name a fight where Ben doesn't shoot for a takedown immediately. Keep coping with your made up stats nerd.

this card is gay
it's a blessing to not be associated with this nonsense

my dad said kung fu proves that mma is fake, because a real martial artist is too deadly to compete with killing instantly

Post pics of her delicious brown pussy before I comment further

lol hard cores are in such small number compared to casuals. This card being hyped up as much as it is on espn means casuals are going to talk about it a lot and know the fighters on it, especially the people in the main event, which should have been Colby. If Colby's goal is to make money he needs to be known among casuals and this was the perfect opportunity to do that. Can't believe he turned it down.

Three pisces and a SONAR :D (new meme)

post pictures

You can play soccer, you can play football, you can play baseball, you can play basketball, but you can't play mma. It definitely isn't a game like the others.

Sup heem should i buy regular Modelo© Especial or Modelo© Negra?

I think Nate is unironically autistic or has anxiety. Was watching an interview and noticed how awkward and uncomfortable he was. It's surprising that he draws normies.

negra

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Normies like to think they're ebin autistic and antisocial even though they're just faggots looking for attention. Plus you're forgetting he's DUDE WEED and normies love that shit and love to let everyone know

it isn't

but she does know how to play dem balls really good and for her that's a sport! :^)

He is. He has social anxiety or something. I think it's part of the reason people like him. When he talks shit he's like that quite kid no one has a problem with starting to get mad at someone kek. Not to mention a lot of his hardcore fans probably have social anxiety too.

You doing your part to vote for Logan Paul to fight Dillon Danis?

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Looked great against DC
He looked bad in his fight against OSP.
Looked great against DC again (probably the only person he is excited to fight)
Looked rusty against Gustafson who looked even worse.
Smif is meme fighter and JJ couldn't finish him.
Arguably lost to Santos but could easily win it if he wrestled. He just didn't want to.
Two good performances in four years.

Seething over a journeyman. The real reason he's popular is because he made Conor tap in his prime.

Pacino is italian not cuban. Scarlarpers btfo

>Nate you say you're the baddest man on the planet, how can you call yourself that if you're a vegan

o i am laffin
Wish more MMA journalists tried to be funny

Isn't that Jake Paul? And why the fuck is his Twitter pic a girl? And why the fuck is he listing Danis with all those bums. If I was Danis I'd be going on a coke fueled rant telling him to fuck off my page.

Thank you Uncle Dana. Only buying it because it's the official beer of the UFC©

>Pachino is Italian not Cuban
What's the difference?

He's not a vegan though, thye eat fish and stuff. I dont even know how i remember this

I like Nate but his fans are reddit

danis hangs out with youtubers on the regular so not that weird that he's getting called out by youtubers truthfully.

I agree but didn't they only do this gay shit because colby usman fell through?

-gay press conference
-ufc is gay
-no fights announced
-15 minutes long full of "dude do you think you're jesus" questions
- masvidal is becoming ufc's teachers pet by being willing to put on the Tony Montana suit
- Dana is a little greedy nigger that only gets excited at the prospect of selling fights now, no longer enjoys the game for what it is

Pescatarian.

I'm vegan and I've probably got more bodies under me than anyone in the ufc. Don't sleep on us vegans, we ain't getting blood from animals so we'll get it from you

Conor is gone
Ronda is gone
DC is leaving
Jon Jones can hardly fight a one legged man
Stipe doesn't trash talk
Nate and Jorge don't trash talk

This place sucks. Only Colby with the occasional hit or miss non-cringe replies like the PETA comment.

You're a vegan but you have no problem swallowing moose cock!

Good one.

>I'm vegan and I've probably got more bodies under me than anyone in the ufc. Don't sleep on us vegans, we ain't getting blood from animals so we'll get it from you

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Thank G*d we have a based ONE card coming up some to cleanse our palate of this UFC WWE reddit nonsense.

Kinda this. Do any of the other companies have better fighters or are they just memes?

but Tony Montana is Cuban

Sir, this is a young child...

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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artem when he fights in bkfc

Tony Montana isn't real Al Pacino is.

She's married.

He planted a baby in our heads and left us all single without being ready to mingle. I miss him with all my heart

youtu.be/XIKPqF3yuU4
Luke liked the press conference

I did not know that and in hindsight I'm not surprised

>because I'm a vegan I have to be a feminist cuck

I'd heem you irl
Less ldl in my arteries means I'll get the single leg before you even see me move

Lol you're out of your mind. He was flawless against Gustafsson. Completely shut him down. What about that performance looked rusty to you? He looked way better in that fight than in the second DC fight, in which he was getting hit much more often and losing rounds. He won that fight because he capitalized on a tendency. He won the Gustafsson fight because he outclassed him in every way.

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>shilling for the meat industry, which is run by the jews
>calling anyone else a cuck
LMAO @ (You)

if this is the jews fault then circumcise me and let me donate to israel right now

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holy crap, i thought the soijack 3 piece and soda was just shitposting...

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this picture gave me the shits

>I'm not surprised

hoLy shit nate is in the thread!

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!

Enjoy cancer

>not being vegan in 2019

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we need him jumping up and down with his hands shaking like a true s o i b o i

Theo repping Saints and Poirier

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>t. Seething vegan feminist cucks

You have an absolute can crasher mentality. You need to watch boxing where fighters "look good" and "don't get hit" when they fight against no names with padded records like they are.

what's preferable?
living to 60 enjoying what you eat or living to 90 and eating rabbit food?

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Fight me on rumblr, motherfuckers.

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>shortening your life for momentary satisfaction
Cannot think of a more brainlet thing

How do vegans get protein? Is it all soi? I don't see how you can be vegan and not be a soiboi.

>Extending your life for zero satisfaction

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I lost faith in veganism when durainriders got fake teeth veneers and started looking like a crackhead

would heem ever lie to you?

That guy went on to dominate Mike Perry.

So now Gus is a can? I guess everyone is just a can when you're so far ahead of the competition.

>Only getting satisfaction from eating
Post weight, fatty

Both valid points but at the age of 90 you won't properly enjoy your food because

1. weak teeth
2. taste buds not working
3. hands can't grab food properly
4. you will be on the toilet longer

Enjoy what you like now.

>Smif is a meme fighter
He's submitted Oezdemir and Gus

Durianrider is a rapist, a steriod user, and has mental issues, I wouldn't listen to a thing he says outside of his cycling advice.

lol

sorry just got here

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post link.

do you seriously think someone would do that? go on the internet and tell lies?!

Your sister is the canelo poster?

Do you mean cycling, or CYCLING?

> veganism extends life
seems to be a false premise
Doug Graham appears to be the world's most rapidly aging man.
> china study
Chinese peasant are midgets, blind, rotting teeth
I can't follow a diet that promotes them as being optimal humans

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rumblr.webflow.io/

He is a great boxer. That's about it. And UFC from the begging was about proving that grappling is better than striking which is absolutely true in a cage. And JJ is a great striker too.
LHW historically is the weakest division and JJ is absolutely perfect for it. Maybe people like Rakic or Walker will show something interesting there.
Oezdemir started to wrestle only before his last fight. He has no ground game and Smif is a black belt

Beans I think

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already got /heem/ed
fml

He was shaking his hands up and down and his voice was cracking the whole time. It was disturbing to watch.

Cycling, not """cycling""", I don't endorse sticking needles in your ass.

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what new music video is kanye west introducing to mark hunt?

>not hopping on HGH for optimal unheemability
you will forever be a bum and a bonelet

it must be bigger

Now he just needs to shake his hands and jump up and down, das it mane

*gets cancer*

Not gonna lie, I'm probably going to start doing steroids. Tired of being a runt

Cope. Stay mad and stay small, little man.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16430706/

You'll still be a mental midget.

I'm not gonna argue with you mate, do whatever you want. All I'm saying is I'll live healthy to a decent age without any health complications (Inshallah)

No need to take PEDs unless you need them.

Khabib couldn't handle my scrambles. I guarantee he couldn't hold me down. Better men than him have tried. And on the feet, it's a wash. I got a mean torque on my uppercuts and a knee with his name on it. Come see me, Khabib. I promise I will trash you.

Lmao bitch. I'd snap you up. I can tell from your posts that you're a frail little sissy.

Max is gonna get heemed

>Extending a transient meaningless blip in time for its own sake.

Living into complete decrepitude is no better or worse than living the life of a glutton. They are both meaningless and it just matters which you prefer

N E W

study abstract indicates that it probably does cause cancer, and that's coming from gh shills looking to promote its benefits and downplay its negatives.

You don't know my alter ego. I don't pull my stats out regularly because people have me filtered with this name. Legit stats.

I'd ruin your day, domey.

How's high school going, junior?

why are you triggered?

Oh, my. Sir, please you have to forgive me. I wasn't aware of who I was talking to. PLEASE I swear I didn't mean a single word of what I said.

This thread is still active. It’s also where I am, and people like to hear my opinion, so everyone will remain here for now.

I will let you live.

Thank you my king

fuck you

You don't need to call me that haha, address me as Your Highness.

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Jones will fight some shitty 205 can. Hopefully getting an actual win after the judges saving him from a loss to a fat 185lb jobber with 2 blown knees

Soon to be hw goat

#Erect

Nobody wants to fight snoozeman nor Tyquil because because there is no big paycheck behind them, Masvidal made the right choice

I swear to god jap...

that fight was fucking over dude i fucking hated that it ended that way cause it gave chiesa an excuse to dispute the loss when he knows that shit was done

Max with his coconut skull genetics is literally unheemable