/hoc/

Detroit has been shit for like 5 years and the only thing they can show for it is a 2nd line center in Larkin

The shit wings are one of the worst drafting teams in the league next to Arizona and Minnesota

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blackhawks are winning the stan lee, kane will rape the league

>why yes, I run dynasties in NHL Madden and Saints Row and play every game and every side mission. How did you tell?

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Based fuckin Detroit Red Wings

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old nhl - middle aged families with yung kids

new NHL - Crusty humourless boomers eating to eccess for playful laughs on the jumbotron from other old fucks

Also you can win with almost every team by setting tactics to SHOOT THE PUCK. Still had some fun with retro rosters.

Sorry, >my team is pic (defunct now)

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who do the kings have to show for their drafting prowess?

>mad at old couple
yikes

i unironically do wish i were them

lucky latvia biscuit who has a local team
we don't even have ice
we have a local roller hockey team though but twe can't think about ice during roller hockey

2 cups

Who knows, one day you may be fren

Fat old retards

imagine never having seen snow in your life

ok, that was 5 years ago now
surely they have someone worth noting now

they havent been total shit for 5 years tho, they have been mild tier, not good enough for the ploffs but too good for the lottery picks. its really not a surprise the 2 franchises are not far apart right now.

>hockeys back
Eggnog SOON

>european teams getting defunct
shame on you.

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My russian fren from Montevideo said that shit city doesn't have ice rink. Feeling bad for him and you too

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Kupari, turcotte, and Kaliyev

Kaliyev and turcotte are elite

It was couple years after financial crisis. Hit us really hard back then

Post the biggest alpha from your cunt

pic related is finland's

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Mine is me

btw how has Kupari looked so far in the pre-season/camp?

so kong prospects that have never played a game in the nhl are elite, but any wong prospects that hasnt played a game in the nhl yet are consider busts?

...

*thinks about going hard to the net to put the biscuit in the basket*

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Kangs and Wongs are both going to miss the playoffs again.

Jay-Z hired Tie Domi as a bodyguard.

RAG IT

*half asses shot from the red line*
*realize it was someone else's puck*
*leaves it*

You radiation damaged bastards should belong to Russia.

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What would happen if they were to do this in America's streets?

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Business idea: black ice for black history month

It'd be another Thursday night. The rest of the country shuts down over a nip slip

me in the middle

Who is this beautiful slag

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That's my daughter

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u know what time it is

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Not for you Bozgor

no one dislikes roller hockey

may I have her hand sir

Most based PM coming through, mind your manners NIGGERS

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You're not her type.

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the man, the myth
youtube.com/watch?v=qqaQ4nJ_HuE

It's a nice city!

>There are retards that will unironically vote for Trudeau now because he wore blackface 20 years ago

/pol/fasg are retarded

it is

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I have shoe polish and a retard dick

hot take: Finland, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark are ALL BASED

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QUESTION
what's with miko rat, what's he doing right nah
also, fill me in with Thomas Chabot
was this a good deal for him?
also, /ice/
also, pre season has been lovely so far, I love you all with a paternal passion
I'm fighting the urge tell you guise Dad jokes

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i always thought it would be hilarious if we found out that Justin being such a big woke progressive guy was actually just him dressing up ironically to be racist and throw out some epic bants that went over everyones head and people just thought he was being super progressive

/notrejustin/

Test ing

Russia isn't all that bad desu:

youtube.com/watch?v=JZGoGbtFgGU

Literal flamers time

olympic womens hockey webm posting time?

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>If you don't vote for me, I win

I thought every nation ran around naked in public? Does burgers not do this?

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ok good. i don't have any lmao

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See

t. seething sheerfag

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This list confuses me

I rarely save the ones with the girls unless they are doing something cute

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my penus is small

That woman is built like a man. Why are anglos built so funny?

I don't get it. Which border they are going over there? Were they planning to walk across of Russia to FInland?

Team EU

Teemu ja jari

Rantenen's agent wants ~10 aav for his deal, the Avs can do that but don't want to because it would eat half of their remaining cap

In what fucking universe is Ehlers better than Arvidsson?

In my universe, go make your own roster if you don't like it sverige.

perhaps the greatest gif to ever be posted on /hoc/

They don't have anyone else to sign. Avs have plenty of space. His contract was the easiest RFA deal of them all

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>not thinking past this season
That's what got the laffs into their clusterfuck

The leafs have their entire top 9 locked up for 3+ years and a clean slate on defence next season while retaining Rielly.

They're fine. They have one of the most stable caps in the league

Chabot is Nor ris material, great deal for him.

but muh memes
but muh cap not going up
but muh other teams

trick is to run with nude women so your penus get big
i.ylilauta.org/06/dbfb8331.mp4

If I dress up like Trudeau for Halloween is it racist?

cope

It's only racist if a conservative does it.

Blackhawks are going to trade Gustaffson.

Who's going to take him?

underrated post

Are you the Cel Key user?

no but I am a huge fan of his work

holy fuck pulju looks like THAT?

>go to a naked run competition
>keep your hands on your tits
FUCKING WOMEN FUCK FUCK RUINING EVERYTHING

Cap isn't going up since they extended the CBA

yes it is, Pedro Sanchez

Laine was a top of them all at one point. What happened?

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Wouldn't need to cover her tits if men didn't ruin everything first you pig.

Boobs flopping up and down running hurts from what I hear. Besides who cares, it's not like you won't see them in a sauna

thinking about playing sauna gollum with the lads

why

Finnpill me on naked fun runs

his fortnite career took off

sounds gay, Sam

>Nakukymppi is a nude sport event in Finland, held in the municipality of Padasjoki one week before Midsummer every year.
>The idea is to run or walk 10 kilometres naked. Participants wear only shoes, socks and headwear. Women wear a top if their breasts are shaking too much. It has been held annually since 2003. It usually draws about 100 to 150 participants, of which one-tenth to one-fifth are women. Even though the event isn't organised by naturists and not only for naturists, half of the participants are naturists.

That doesn't make any sense
You're retarded

The CBA defines the cap limit, how would it expand if they won't renegotiate it?

the cap will still go up according to the limits of the old cba

I don't get it. This looks like a lucky opportunity for winnipeg to make long-term contract with Laine at a reasonable price.

the cap is set off of project revenues for the upcoming season. it doesnt get renegotiated every year. the cba defines how much the cap can grow based off of the projected revenues.

By that logic we should still be at 64 million because thats what it was when they signed in 2013.

Implying they want him

even the new tv deal will get factored in if necessary

Winnipeg sucked out all his soul and passion

>tfw want a comfy sauna and frozen lake in the winter
>live in California
Do you Snowbelters know and appreciate how good you have it?

Just like your mother.

cuck

next Sens captain?

Cuck for not liking the heat? Fuck off

how many more days until wheeler demands a trade out of that shithole?

fine, bootlicker

fuck niggers desu

2

You want to do what with them?

did they use cgi to get his tongue out of his nose?

>Greater than 50% of the Laffs budget would be the 3 twink boy band

No, Justin, no!

Matthews better than Laine

Laine doesn't want long term, if it's going to be long he wants Marner type deal. Most of the RFAs want short term contracts where they can cash in after the next TV contract.

Never, the team was retarded enough to give him at age 32 8.5 million per year until he's 38.

*abandons your frozen shithole town*

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Why does Couture only decide to put in effort in the playoffs? I don't watch a lot of west coast hockey but his reg season numbers are above average, at best

fuck them, can't you read?

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*fortnite dances*

sigames needs to release a proper Hockey Manager series for boomer spergs so NHL can be left to the zoomers

Will he become the next great NHL villain ?

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hwew I like it

soon

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Wish sweden was here.

Doesn’t this clown want 10 a year for one lucky month?

Black girls were made for the BWC

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>B

>not gimi
disappointed

>imagine not being able to handle a bit of cold
Nope, I literally can't imagine that

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What are you implying?

>HWC

That looks wonderful

I like being able to wear shorts year round

yeah its because youre fat

Monster

wrong but thanks for playing

/rainbelt/

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Shorts are just a code word for boring

>not wearing shorts in January in Quebec
pleb

Look at these shorts and tell me they're boring.

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>Most of the RFAs want short term contracts where they can cash in after the next TV contract.
i keep hearing this spouted here
but is there substance behind it?

I don't understand

It is.

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Did they not cover line graphs in grade school where you live?

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooomfyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i bet you like diddling your dog as well

Would never own a dog since I'm not an insecure manchild or a women.

Which pocket do you keep your chewing tobacco?

If I had to live where it rained all the time I would commit suicide.

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>cargo shorts
Virgin shorts lmao

>not a insecure manchild
werent you just suggesting that you wear shorts year round?

I don't use tobacco products
Wrong again

Please don’t lie it’s a sin

Too bad I can't live in Tahoe where I can get all four seasons.

I said I like to be able to, not that I do.
>sin

>no snow for at least 2 months

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>Laugh at my shorts? Well, I'll be laughing once you see the true power of my blade

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Thanks for all the questions lads but this AMA is officially over.

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It's noted that males who wear cargo shorts are either fat or virgins or sadly, fat virgins

I've come to appreciate Canadian winters, they put hairs n your ballsack

goals above and points down

You don't hear it from the agents or players directly because it would weaken their position by making it public knowledge but if you look at the negotiations and reporting on it short term contracts were the main deals that were signed. You can argue that they want a short term deal to become a free agent but most that signed 3 year deals will still be RFAs. So a 22 year old signing a 7 year deal places them in a weaker bargaining position at 29 if they are not exceptional versus a 25 year old negotiating a 7 year contract for their huge payday.

>2 months
wtf I thought Latvia was cold

>mad
>at comfort and convenience
I too remember being a zoomer

Latvia is further south than Stockholm, and Stockholm has pussy winters with rain and slush most years.

>mad
>at being fit and fashionable

Cold winters are what separates the intelligent and conscientious people who have foresight and wealth to survive over the winter from the shitsmelling sunbelters who would die in the cold because they lack the intelligence to plan and basically live like african tribes, chasing around their food and living day to day like early man.

I guess I'm not very well informed about European geography and climate then.

Idk, just being able to walk around in a loin cloth and pick fruit from trees and live life easily sounds pretty nice to me.

I bet you carry a pocket knife on you and a massive set of keys that hangs outside of your pocket.

For me, it's having the summer sun still up at 2:30 am

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>admitting he's a zoom zoom

sounds awful

Yeah if you're a cro magnon brainlet who wants to offer nothing to the world.

>why yes, I do wear cargo shorts and finger less gloves

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>reeeing at shorts
Stay classy /hoc/, I'm literally too comfy to be mad while you are constantly seething as you squeeze your nutsack into these "fit and fashionable" pants every day :^)

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There's usually shitty snow at end of October, but it can't last for couple of days. Everything around turns into muddy wet shit, just like the laffs franchise.
We need to wait for the real snow till end of November or sometimes even middle of January.
It's still cold though, thanks to the wind. Real snow could last till March/beginning of April.

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Eden is just a jewish fairytale user

>walk out of the bar
>its still light out
basè

t. seething fatty

wrong a third time
keep trying though champ

>Stay classy /hoc/, I'm literally too comfy to be mad while you are constantly seething as you squeeze your nutsack into these "fit and fashionable" pants every day :^)

This guy is the weeb wife guy 100%

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>Stay classy /hoc/, I'm literally too comfy to be mad while you are constantly seething as you squeeze your nutsack into these "fit and fashionable" pants every day :^)

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watched that movie Midsommar recently. I must say it did not offer a very friendly depiction of your people. Taking shrooms and digging the midnight sun is probably wicked cool though

kek

Admitting you're a manchild would save you a lot of heartbreak, user.

Cargo shorts aren't even comfortable, its like wearing a canvas tent. If you are unconcerned with looking autistic and comfort is your only goal, sweatpants are the way to go

>he doesn't know sweatpants exist

*gasps* *shrieks* YIKES!

Yah but you can't wear sweatpants in public.
Not a manchild, don't own a dog.

imagine the smell

>Ah you don't like cargo shorts? You must be a zoomer

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you can just wear joggers. they're the same but acceptable to wear outside

>yeah but you can't wear sweatpants in public
you totally can they sell fashionable ones if you are gay about that

That's right, don't come here. Especially if you're not white.

Wearing sweatpants just as ok as wearing cargo shorts.

>this post is still up
>these posts were all deleted
Bravo jannies

Cheetos, yeast infection and sweat. Worse than any hockey bag or moldy jock there was

I'm whiter than you Sven

What I've learned today at /hoc/:
1. There's only 2 type of pants - cargo shorts and very tight pants.
2. Trudeau is an arab-nigger.
3. Laffs have a bright future.
4. Wild relocates to Houston in five years.

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>all those ded /hoc/ posters
shame

>My cargo shorts allow me to cut through the air with precision and ferocity while striking my enemies with fatal blows

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Definitely not.

you might just make it

Lithuanian, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, French is my heritage. I'm like the pan-european

Reel talk, can we contract neckbeards to provide security? You know, Naruto running faster than the bullets

i agree

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Canamutt

Has constipated user won his battle with Tavares yet?

Is Steven Seagull the most dangerous human in modern history?

Boston vs Flyers seem like a more interesting game than Florida with Montreal, am I right?

>you now realize that hockey players wear shorts to every game

braliukas?

not even close

Neither of those seem particularly interesting

they wear suits you mong

basically there is nothing behind it but your own musings

We really are elite researchers

cheers to that fellow mutt

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I know, but I'm not going to watch the later ones.

ie. long shorts

Short nations are destined to never be good at hockey. How do we make hockey more inclusive for the rest of the world?

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This autist is still trying to justify his cargo shorts lelmao

literally every hockey reporter i've seen makes this argument as well.

First of all I'm not autistic.

Get checked.

Careful now, he's sharpening his kunai's and will assassinate us in our sleep

nah they're ok
youtube.com/watch?v=8jGAfzrdpxo

Yes brother the Balt genetics exist on this side of the pond

I don't trust doctors

hes only in Yashin Chapter I. next he needs to actually get what he wants in Chapter II, then get even more and stop trying in Chapter III

ted wears cargo shorts because its easier for him to autistically jerk off

And I'm 100% Swedish as far back as the annals go.

where is this the cascades?

The madman

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thats a sign of autism

what the fuck is his problem

What are you a doctor?

based

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and what is their substance?

is the cargo shorts autist ted? would make sense

Jesus what a fucking clown

I'm not ted and I'm not autistic

you're a flat earther aren't you

Nick Suzuki about to defy the stereotype

meat and potatoes

so we're equally white, but you're pre-germanic Nordic which is pretty based, have kids

>doing blackface so much you forget a time you did blackface
based

For me, it's listening to the NHL19 soundtrack while I pack my bag for stick and puck tomorrow

fuck's sake this guy is too much

Did you wash your puck first?

there is concrete proof the world is round
there is nothing but conjecture that the new tv deal will coincide with significant player raises

>america elects a black man
>canada elects a man who regularly does blackface

Absolutely basè

no, but it took 6 reshoots and you can see where he really thinks about it halfway through the gif

Ok preseason was kind of fun for a minute, can we have real hockey now?

They provide pucks and who the hell washes pucks?

I just wish all hockey was preseason and there was no regular season

No.

>who the hell washes pucks?
oh
oh no
oh no no no no no no

Obama did whiteface and there were a few pictures around until he scrubbed them from the net

delete

Who is the beautiful girl?

Pray for my pupper lads
He’s got a tumor in his spleen

>back when you could scrub things from the net
what a time

P

he's gonna be ok bro ):

fugg sorry to hear that user. gotta take mine in and have them check on a growth on her neck :/

hope you can get him surgery la

Getting him down to ER now

sending positive thoughts m8

I wish him the best, man. fucking sucks lost my dog last spring, it's not fair

From two minutes of googling it seems like dogs do really well without a spleen, best of luck to you and your pup m8

>any of those nationalities
>white
oh boy here we go again

She said no

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those are the eyes of a man who's raped

Praying your pupper to die

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The mental gymnastics of the people defending this are astounding.

Thoughts on shorts, specifically those of the cargo variety?

look at this dude
oh no no no no no
look at his lips
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>implying
>implications
germanic is not the be all end all of whites

Only people who are white are people from Iceland.

Very rude Finland, a decent person would delete this post.

praying to any god of your choosing, friend

said the proud 32-percenter

Yes it is caucus mountains are Germanic heritage

it's honestly a pretty impressive and hilarious costume. I don't actually have any problem with it, only how he acts like a preachy dickhead, oh so accepting and loving of other cultures... and yet he is exposed as a complete hypocrite, a rich kid born in the lap of luxury who lived a life of easy privilege before being elected based off the prestige of his father's name.

Me on the right

Kys

>being woke as a front so you can dress up and mock other races while coming off as progressive

wtf i love justin now

i havent seen a single person defending this.

>32 percent
what's that mean? Canada is still 70-80 percent white

Swedish just sounds like a confused and sad guy mumbling

*thinks about user's dog and hopes he gets better*

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Wearing sweats is acceptable if you're in shape. Wearing cargo shorts is never acceptable. Wearing joggers is for cookie cutters

Hope your pupper will be fine, stay strong fren

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do you think his fractured extremes toward minorities and women have anything to do with being raised by a mommy who literally abandoned the leader of the country to go fill herself with pozloads in studio 54 for half a decade

Literally the first comment on the article for the picture you posted.
>How is this racist ?? This is blown way out of proportion. idk about Trudeau, but I mean everybody was young at one point in their lives. Stop trying to victimize everyone. Back in the 90's, this was NOT considered racist.

stop coping you fucking mutt. god damn you're pathetic

This is why Finland needs to be nuked.

>'Total Massacre' as U.S. Drone Strike Kills 30 Farmers in Afghanistan | Amnesty International said the bombing "suggests a shocking disregard for civilian life."

wtf, pulju is a good boy and i take it all back

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basically LPC shills and LPC shills only have been defending it, it quite funny to see

Fuck farmers

they're just now learning this?

tell me what you think of Canada's demographic situation, Mr 56-percent?

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No one should use cargo shorts. I like cargo shorts but we shouldn't use them.

shut the fuck up. /hoc/ is dealing with a far more pressing medical emergency

>"I don't think the blacks should go back to Africa but I think they definitely shouldn't have brought them over in boats way back when." - Justin Trudeau

holy fuck, how did this guy even get into office?

unironically he's the image of my little brother here

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I wish we’d just glass that entire shithole

>LOVES hockey
>hates oilers
>doesn't wait for a contract or a trade but just plays hockey because he loves it
>likes animals, cycling and his fans
>plays pound hockey with neighborhood kids when he has some free time
>no shitty videogame addictions
Bulju is a very good boy, one of the best I would say

It's all an act put on because of how much our culture has changed in the last few years. Growing up in the 80s and 90s , and going to uni around 2000 he was a certain type of happy-go-lucky rich kid, getting laid all the time and no reason to worry about being overtly PC. Then the elections of 2015 roll around and his team advised him to play the politically correct super sensitive type, because it played very well at that time. He was riding the Obama "hope and change" wave from 2008 a few years late as well, it's really that simple

Seamus is based

Good post

Laine scoring 40+ goals this season?

ARE

YOU

READY

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might get 50 considering he's going to be linemates with rantanen

finna dab on these kitties

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>can't listen to Teds game because I don't own a FM radio
Zoomer problems

where you at, /hoc/??
my friends told me you were cool...

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every smart phone has a FM radio function, if that helps
check your apps if you got one

can't you just listen to the radio on the internet

I use tune in radio to listen to everything from the cup finals to junior B playoffs. If youre not following your team live in the information age you really aren't a fan

Just took a fat fucking hab at work

Felt amazing if im being totally honest here, which i am.

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Since >my team isn't playing tonight, shall be rooting for the Kitties.

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>game 1
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game

>game 2
>literal retard says "vegas needs their a team to beat the avs"
>a team
>pirri, carrier, merril, zykov, schmidt, tuch
>perfect pk 12/12 through two games, at least four (4) two-man advantages
>decimate and embarrass the avs by a final score of 5-0 in their home barn

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

Why isn't that girl wearing any pants?

Idaho, checking in for the night
I don't normally root for Philly....
....

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Girls in hockey jerseys isn't hot at all.

Sure she is, you just can't see them.

This

Your card, sir

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Bruins > Flyers
Blue Jackets < Penguins
Panthers < Canadiens
Stars < Avalanche
Canucks > Oilers
Golden Knights > Kings

Me > You

literally me

Trips and the Bruins win the cup

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haha fucking irish retard

5/6, not bad

of fucking course

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KEK the ref just called the panthers tampa

surprisingly accurate in present

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>Florida-Montreal game
>dumb French-Canadian ref just called out "#82, Tampa" for a penalty
oh no No NO

We have to put him down guys he just won’t survive

Who, the ref?
Or that dog with the spleen tumor from earlier?

My dog

There is so much hockey on its nuts. You could literally watch hockey 24/7 now. NHL at night than KHL after midnight. Streaming is the future. TV is dead

Oh well.

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>KHL
Which sites? I love watching Russian hockey

sorry fren

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onhockey dot tv
how are there still /hoc/posters who don't know about this

every second a new idiot is born

refs should just call each team by the colour of their jerseys, keep that shit simple

Penguins are already looking elite

retard alert

Thanks user

buttass is a loser and i know you know this

>price

Hi Elias

John 3:16

John deere

>Kush 4:20

Dude 4:20

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Hey guys

reddit is OBSESSED

Hi.

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Austin 3:16 you pusys.

heard haula was already kill
is it true?

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this is what I was thinking
they want him their for life
all the big money in the contract is paid in years 5-8
could be a great deal for him, says I

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/hoc/ meltdown when nyr makes playoffs will be amazing

I'm sorry bro. Life is precious

Apparently he's had some lingering groin thing for a while, and he just mentioned it on the bench and the coaches took him out immediately.
They said that it was precautionary, just because there's no sense in getting hurt in the preseason, and that the issue had nothing to do with his knee.

KAPPO MY KAKKO

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....and gets swept in 5
>rags

>R

>I

>A

>lingering groin thing

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Who can even come close to stopping the leafs this year?

K

their d corps

>le'abs

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rags meltdown when they realise that kakko is a bust, trouba is a shit, and panarin cant singlehandedly carry the team will be spectacular

One year older, more experienced and got rid of the turnover magnet.
Next.

I just put 1k down on the Rangers to win the ECF..they have too many elite wings to not atleast get that far

Had a car crash happen in front of my house today. Me and my neighbor went outside to see what the commotion was. Car was totally wrecked and then my neighbor turns to me and says "Reminds me of the Toronto Maple Leafs" and said ">stay scared m8" then we both had a good hearty chuckle

their goaltending

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>that milf on TSN
MOMMY

which game?

imagine the third highest paid player on your payroll is defenseman jacob poopa at eight (8) million aav

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I'm watching James Bond movies instead of shitty preseason hockey

Based Kiwi

FL v Montreal

Anderson put up a .917 last year which is way above league average for a starter.
Next.

>if buff retires jets could start the season under the cap floor
lmao

I see /hoc/ is still obsessed even when we’re not playing tonight. Simply eric

>shit team

Sounds kinda gay honestly.

I'm sorry is .917 the league average for the postseason?

well, I'm watching shitty preseason hockey =\

>andersen will play 82 games
rip

>ass team

Let’s make James Bond a black woman

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I saw no milf there.
I'm sure you couldn't've been referring to the blonde hag who kept stumbling through her lines and laughing awkwardly at random shit.

i seriously cannot imagine being a New York Rangers fan who moves to a different country to become a fry cook

he had a .922 in the playoffs, thats an elite sv pct.

Nothing wrong with that.

You might be gay

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yur gay

It must suck to instantly rail against PC culture anytime anything remotely related is mentioned. I wonder if it could be a mental disability

Is Price playing?

>Wonderboy's mismanagement
>Babcock's frustration and apathy
>their defense
>their defensive prospects at literally every level, yes, I've seen them
>their back-up (literally who)
>Andersen's straining backpack straps
>the faggot Bruins, again, in the first round like clockwork

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is that ron hextalls daughter

poopa rash

oui

Christ, she's even worse in HD.

trudeau looked like Great Tiger from Mike Tysons Punch Out in that blackface photo

I’m like a chocoholic, but for booze

Classique Price.

quenneville isn't really the pampers' coach. it's all a joke.

Merci

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A boozoholic?

yikes

I have a confession to make
I am an alcohol

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/quebec/ runs /hoc/

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more like your a cockacholic and you cant get enough cocks

So when you drink alcohol, is that like cannibalism?

i'm a workaholic
i'm addicted to workahol

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quebec is getting dabbed on by florida

Respond to my posts you piece of white trash

I also have a confession to make

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CHINKED

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No.

basé

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The Virgin Price vs Le Chad Montembeault

Too many Angs and Ho Sangs and Suzukis entering the league for my liking. Need more Chans.

woah thats it bro youre getting #canceled

AIRBENDED

why is ms. lauryn hill 'ms.' lauryn hill

Haha! this is hilarious..I am gonna send it to my uncle, he will think it's a riot.

Who cares, she hasn't been relevant since 1999.

you can even save it! it's all yous my friend

No need to send it to me, lad. I already have it saved my nephew

this nigga worked

Guise, should I run for Mayor of /hoc/???

Would you vote for me?
>?

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thank you based gally

I wish you'd been claimed in one of Detroit's many house fires.

Excuse me?

Myself, of course

Unfortunately Americans are not allowed to run for Mayor of /hoc/. The constitution clearly states only Canadians, Finns, Swedes or Russians can hold this position.

you can be Mayo of /hoc/

depends on who the other candidates are. I mean, you aren't the worst faggot here t b h. But i need to see who else will run

can you skate lad

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Hmmm, no I do not think that is correct. According the the constitution, only citizens of North American countries who have had a Stanley Cup winning team since 94 can be mayor. Sorry leaf.

weal is also based

Boston in 7

i am the mayor of /hoc/

>cunt thinls he's the mayor of /hoc/
allright lads, who let nz get so drunk tonight

you're nobody

How? You said a few months ago that you were an amputee and cannot skate as a result.

/hoc/ is nothing without me

cool, can finally filter this retard

I feel your pain
Of course..
That seems unfair and I will have a word with Gary about this, I assure you
I don't want to make the low fat people feel unwelcome
I understand, I want to know as well.. I think we should leave an exploratory period ending at the end of the Year.. For Science
Yes, and that doesn't make me special
Go Steelies

Well, I can wait to hear what the other candidates have to say..

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>>my team is winning
>preseason is meaningful
>>my team is losing
>preseason is meaningless
simple as

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More like mayor of /cric/

all of my limbs are intact

Hmm no, it says here in the 78th amendment that the only way an American can be Mayor of /hoc/ is if an American team wins a Stanley Cup with a roster composed of at least 80% Americans.

It also says here in section 38A paragraph 4, any team based in the United States of America that wins the Stanley Cup, but is composed of at least 12 or more Canadian players, will be credited as a Canadian win.

Sorry friend, rules are rules.

Mayo
>that should read mayo

4 goals

You have one leg

how many legs is the ideal number of legs?

4
two of mine and two of your moms ayyyyo

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3

three and hint: the third ones in between my two legs HEYOOOOOOOOOOOO *dabs*

This reminds me of a joke a friend once told me in elementary school that I still remember to this day.

Q: What's better than winning an olympic gold medal in the 100 metre dash at the special olympics?

A: Having 2 legs.

the correct answer is: four
so you can scoot off to the next thread

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don't get it desu

i got a penis

she's mentally ill
It's sad too. I listened to The Score the other day and she was so good.

be gone

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new

is.. is someone making the next thread??

HAY THERE HE IS

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