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RUGBY WORLD CUP 2019
OPENING WEEKEND

>Fri 20 Sept
22:45 Japan v Russia, Tokyo Stadium

>Sat 21 Sept
16:45 Australia v Fiji, Sapporo Dome
19:15 France v Argentina, Tokyo Stadium
21:45 New Zealand v South Africa, International Stadium Yokohama

>Sun 22 Sept
17:15 Italy v Namibia, Hanazono Rugby Stadium
19:45 Ireland v Scotland, International Stadium Yokohama
22:15 England v Tonga, Sapporo Dome

**all times in official RWCT*

STREAMS
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rt.com/sport/387028-frank-mir-usada-interview/
youtube.com/watch?v=RL8XNdxnQEg
superbru.com/worldcup_predictor/pool.php?p=12063887&tab=leaderboard#tab=leaderboard
youtube.com/watch?v=XEglk8a1vpA
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MITRE 10 CUP
Week 7

>Fri 20 Sep
7:35 PM Hawke’s Bay v Taranaki, McLean Park, Napier

>Sat 21 Sep
2:35 PM Waikato v Tasman, FMG Stadium Waikato, Hamilton
5:05 PM Southland v Counties Manukau, Rugby Park, Invercargill
7:35 PM North Harbour v Otago, North Harbour Stadium

>Sun 22 Sep
2:05 PM Auckland v Wellington, Eden Park, Auckland
4:35 PM Northland v Bay of Plenty, Semenoff Stadium

*be's the thread*

Scotland

is

I got tickets to the England/France game but know fuck all about the sport. Guess I will watch some videos to get the basics and just get drunk.

Now this is what I call a thread.

this is the thread lads

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Heh it's funny because he must have spent time translating all those teams into huespeak and switched the v with x

He's a retard. People have told him they'd use his threads if he posted the fixtures in English but he continues to be a retard

I like hue and he's been here longer than all the Ir*sh blowies, but I've told him literally for years, he's not making our threads in a language we can't understand.

Having said that, you NH lads need to pick up the slack when BSKs are asleep. All it requires is a copy paste of the previous thread and a picture of fucking whatever. No one will be offended if you don't bother with M10
pic related mfw

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THE CUNT IS STARTING THREADS 10 POSTS EARLY NIGGA
WHEN WILL IT END? 30 POST EARLY THREADS?

ZERO DAYS TO GO LADS

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Would have done it but I was on a bus home and phoneposting is the worst

Managed to contain the Ir*sh in the monkey thread lads, you owe me a beer.

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About to make some high IQ bru picks.

Advisable, Bill's kicking anyone who hasn't picked by this afternoon

Pretty certain he is autistic, he will spend the next 5 days bumping his own thread even though everyone is here

Bill won't do shit, I'll deck the cunt if he tries to kick me.

God bless artchad, we don't dseerve him

coward punch I assume

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You couldn't hit the side of a barn

Like huebro, but will coward punch him if he makes another non-english thread.

youtu.be/ha8_Q6u0GV0

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OH BOY OH BOY

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I guess Japan should be on the left though FUCK

'ate England
'ate UB40
'ate proxyfags
Simple as.

>Proxyfags

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Oh hello lads I'm an rugby enthusiast and interesting new poster from Ethiopia of all places! Hoping to get along with my new friends on /RUG/, maybe even become somewhat of an e-personality!

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Is that a paddle or some kind of ancient japanese weapon in the chicken's hand?

Cute lad/10

Post your hand

Check the archive you nonce

That's an ancient Japanese anime chicken paddle m8

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Why are the Japanese so based?

youtube.com/watch?v=M-eyTr0njmo

>nonce
yep it's s*bbo, he's not even trying anymore lads

oops wrong one

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Hi guys my name is Joshua (you can call me Josh, only my mum calls me Joshua) and I was told to come here by all my friends at r/rugbyunion! I hope we can have fun and hang out during this great world cup in my favourite country!
Where can I sign in so you all know which posts are mine?

Imagine if we lose to Scotland. Imagine.

Fucking hell that Fiji team isn't bad at all.

>barrett starting at 15
weeeew SA win booked

The seethe will be unending

post in the hue thread please

Not so much imagine as fantasise.

I honestly dont get this meme.
Post an english OP and I'll happily fill your thread to 500

THREAD RULES
I know you are new but please read over the thread rules before posting. Thanks!

Don’ t be a boob.
Opinion is fine.. acting against the spirit of the game is not.

If you don’t have anything good to say, try not to say it..

There will be one warning before a ban is enacted.

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Please try to keep posts about Rugby Union.

Yeah I've put R1000 (Roughly 50 pound) on the Boks winning this one. Hyped!!!

Hate your fake New Zealand humbleness, it's time you are stomped by your betters, we been through the mud, it's thicker than water. We are handicapped by racist position appointed laws, we are hated.

Here, in this place, you live, or you die, we like life.

You deserve your fucking loss, you pozzed cunts.

Mo'unga is a shit 10 and Barrett as wasted at 15.

When you make OPs in English, I'll post in your threads m8, we've been over this on numerous occasions. I'm not having you post fixtures for my teams in my national sport in your language. Not fucking happening. Shit, stale af gimmick.

>the juiciest fixture of the tourney is on day 2

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day 1 is always just the host you dumb fucking dumb freshie, also proxy off you faggot

>Proxy off

How new r u? I was here for the 6 nationa literally this year

that's not what he said

That combo drew with pretty much the same side that SA is putting out. The rest if the team is improved bar locks.
The dual playmaker and the new attacking line up counters rush defence. It actually worked against them as well when we could hold the ball.

That combo is also responsible for the string of shit AB performances this year. You always look better at the end of the game when Barrett moves back to 10.

Do you kiwis want to whitewash this tournament or are you excited that it's supposedly as open as everyone is saying?

They're haters. I was going to support the country of Sivivatu and Rokocoko but nvm

How does it feel like to be whipped by a team of people hamstrung by racial quotas?

Fucking faggots, all of you.

youtube.com/watch?v=t7FOQE8rncM&feature=youtu.be

Wouldn't mind a SA win. But the threepeat would be the best outcome for rugby in all.

It's the change of attacking line. We have gone this. Without handing errors it worked well, and with a stronger pack we should have more possession to keep at it.

If you didn't play this you're not a /rug/fag

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Also, having Crotty back in the midfield makes a big difference to stability.

The race quotas actually made our coaches better, not worse, I hope we fuck you all up beyond recognition.

One hand tied behind the back would be pretty cool. Jesus, I've played rugby since I could run, it's in our blood.

16 changes, 12 to the starting line up. It's a different team vs a similar SA side that could only manage a draw.

Rugby Challenge 4 is out in December and the Rugby 18 shitters are making Rugby 20. Neither will even come close though Tbh.

Did you play 08?
NZ were literally unbeatable. Rokocoko and Howlett on the wings plus the depth at scrum half made them the team to play with

>it's in our blood
I know what else is in your blood

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Test tren clen

England were better.
More star players and their stats were ridiculously inflated, Tait was rated 91 for example.

>play Jonah Lomu Rugby on the PS1
>knock-ons are non existant, can spam the O button for penalty galore or drop goals to the 40s for victory.

>play Rugby 2000
>penalty kicks are RARE

>play Rugby 2003
>incredible customization for the World Cup settings
>player creation bugged out the ass (create a winger, his weight is supposedly a default 128kg and the stat can't be modified)

>play Rugby 2006
>English Premiership and transfer possibility
>more cards opportunity than the precedants.
Of the bunch I played, it's my favorite game.

>play Rugby 2008
>Nazi refs (straight reds for the tiniest shuffle)
>more unlicenced teams

embarrassing that doping agencies haven't caught more
how more obvious can you get?

Nah if you played the game enough you eventually learned how to work around the game mechanics. At one stage I could beat NZ with Namibia on elite difficulty with the wind cranked to the max.

Not interested in walking it in, love the fact that there are 4 or 5 countries that could win it

Who's that in the middle? Those abs are fucking ridiculous, there's no way you can maintain that sort of mass with that little bodyfat, without steroids

Rugby 2008 was just a better version of 2006, although I don't think 08 had the Lions.

Well the bloke they caught juicing, Dyanti, was using steriods that Arnie would've used back in the fuckin 70's. Some modern roids and juicing methods are a lot harder to detect, thus they haven't caught as many as expected.

*Blocks ur path*

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How was he so cute?

youtu.be/NO_JTd9EJV0

Jesse Kriel

Yeah, it didn't had the Lions. The one thing I liked also for 2008 was the comeback of the real life stadiums for some of the teams like in 2003 althought some elements remained unlicenced for same said teams (like having the Marcel Michelin for Clermont while the jersays tried to emulate the real ones and you got bootleg ass names for the players like Rossary for Aurélien Rougerie).

>embarrassing that doping agencies haven't caught more

A lot of those agencies are part of the problem
rt.com/sport/387028-frank-mir-usada-interview/

STATE

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Any of the Amazon prime documentaries any good?

Hopefully murray intentionally heems hogg this time round, finished what O'Mahoney started

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Post your hand and I’ll tell you

Feel like the average person along with many pundits are grossly underestimating scotland, their backline when it gets moving are fire, feel our forwards just have to really go out to just btfo anyone in navy and just keep eveything tight. The weather might work in our favour also.
The scots ability to attack from the backfield, create something out of nothing, and play running rugby is so vastly superior to anything we can muster under the current gameplan, think we'd be right to be worried
>Inb4 muh no.1

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Kolbe's biceps are thickere than his fucking quads for fuck sake

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>Girlfriend going to Fiji for a month for some humanitarian trip
>tfw going to watch every match in peace

It's a good feel lads.

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She's going to get dicked down by rakaquakra

God I love this picture

NZ posters worried about the lack of retallick?

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It's the only worry about our team tttt

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One of the bergamasco bros was still playing in 2015 world cup
WUT

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wasnt he their only halfway decent goalkicker?
halfway decent might be a stretch

>humanitarian
is Fiji really that shit?
I know they have a dictator (which seems weird for Fiji for some reason) but it seems pretty comfy aside from all the obesity.

What could be so wrong with Fiji that it requires humanitarian aid?

Fat kid camp probably

I know I complain a lot about the small top tier competetive pool of international teams but fuck me I want nothing more than Italy to find a quality out half that can stay fit. Feel like they are so nearly their they just lack that last bit of quality and decision making
They remain a blemish on the six nations hype every year
Rob howley will come and fix everything though, so it should be grand

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Some weak bru picks for Japan lads.

was screeching when I found out those existed in the US
thought it was just a south park joke

>1 (one) pick for Scotland to win on the bru
Big if you pull it off lad.

It has to have been a spiteful kiwi or a hopeful scot
If the weather wasn't set to be wet and miserable think they wouldn't be a bad bet

You underestimate the Cheezburger Nigel.

Obese people physically disgust me

To get to the main resort you drive through groups of cinder blocks with corrugated iron on and around them which are called houses. The business district looks like the dodgy stores in the shady part of town, but those are their good stores.
Every cyclone blows away and floods a large number of houses and even the resorts flood.
There are fairly frequent power cuts as well.

this is all somehow new zealands fault

We dont let enough people from Fiji in to work and play for NZ so they cant send enough aid themselves back to their families?
Like a complete flip on the mercenaries are bad meme?
Because that would be pottery

>1 (one) pick for Georgia to win on the bru
Why do you hate us so much you non-kinetic little shit?

It's probably that one georgian guy, let's not begrudge him tipping his own team ffs, however delussional it may be

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A pick with a lot of /heart/

It's a bit unfair Russia have to play Samoa 4 days after Japan.

Lads I need help with my bru predictions. Specifically the pool A runner up. Japan or Scotland, which did you pick? I'm leaning toward Japan but I'll admit that it's based on subjective bias. Thoughts?

Pic not related but would gladly take BB over Pollard even though I rate Pollard.

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White people have a guilt complex instead of a victim one, so somehow going to Fiji to get dicked is going to ease that guilt for her.

It's fucking hue, he does it all the time. Picked Italy to beat us in the 6N too

link to the bru

just ready to top pool C, lads

>a hopeful scot
no such thing

Its me
I have them to win by 7
Bet shed has Ireland to win by like 2 or something

I always thrash the All Blacks when I play against them. I beat them 70 - 0 with Fiji.

Scotland runner up. I would pick japan if and only if the Ireland Scotland game gets washed out. Haven't checked the weather yet today

Hue is a cunt. His threads should be boycotted even if the arrogant little prick did post them in English.

Still prefer Hue over most of the 6N casuals

Based Brazil with the elite picks
Ya gotta love him

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Goodnight /rug/
Booked the day off work tomorrow so I'll see you in the morning, bright and early for the opening ceremony.

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Can someone link the bru

We need more people like that brazilian guy around here and around rugby in general and less of this shite

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Good lad, should be a fun one, hopefully japan don't go too hard on the auld ruskis
Here
superbru.com/worldcup_predictor/pool.php?p=12063887&tab=leaderboard#tab=leaderboard

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/rug/ is literally terrified of this man

another NZ win is the worst outcome for rugby though

He's in the bru too.

And fewer Ir*sh blow-in shitters, good idea.

Why didn’t the Argies pick their best euro-based players (Cordero, Imhoff, Isa etc)? I know they’re trying to pick domestic based players only, but they’d be better if they relaxed the rule for the WC

calling the irish blow-ins or cazzies is actually confirmation that you are indeed a blow-in and cazzie

Had to delete my profile pic to join the work bru. I don't think they would have understood why my avatar was Lauren Souther.

You changed your real name too didnt you, ya cunt.
I was trying to dox you haha

Imhoff is like the argentinian equivalent of keith earls at this point, they have better wingers located in argentina imho(ff)
Would agree on Isa though, he's goat

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Its Blue's year, its true, I swear

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based

My name was set to Jills Gilly. It is now just a repeat of my tag. If you thought that was my real name you are a fucking retard.

reckon australia will lose to fiji

So THIS is the true cazzie experience.

I actually found some Australian guy with that name but he was a coconut haha

*sniffff*
Real rank stuff

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t. Ir*sh blow-in cazz shitter

Love it when freshies call other freshies freshies.

ARRRRRRRRRG LADS IT'S FOOKIN COOOOOOMING HOME

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poopeeland only having a 78.3% chance of winning a group game?
It's over, might as well go home.

He was joshing with you. Haven't you heard of Labor's last PM?

Wtf banned again

Not nz rugby. Well just quit International and focus on a 50 team domestic league like the yanks. The bluff barbarians to the kape reianga caped crusaders

Literally what has happened here, which has directly led to union dying. People would rather watch shit sports where 3/4s of the teams are from different suburbs of Sydney or Melbourne than a proper sport with an international following.

Heh get fucked homo

Newfag to rugby here. Want to watch the RWC so I can get more interested into the sport. How can i watch it online?

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OP

Get a VPN and use the ITV player, they’ll have all the games. You need to make an account with a UK postcode but they’ll let you use anything so look up the postcode for a landmark or a museum and you’ll be fine.
If you want Spanish commentary, you’ll need to VPN to South America and figure out ESPN Latin America. I think it’s a subscription service.

Are you from aus or you forgot to put your proxy on? League is bigger than ever and way more interesting as a result of it just being about the domestic league

But desu I don't want it to die. We need a good international contact sport. Wish it could be nfl or rugby.

Fugg, i feel like a retard now for not noticing the link. Either way, thanks a lot. I actually don't mind comments in english so i could also give a try to ITV.

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>silver ferns world champion will join the lineup

Dropped. Was gonna pay for this but gonna just illegally stream it.

>anika moa

Hahaha so cool lads

What's this for?

Sydney, Netherlands?

Vipbox usually works

Sitting at work lads, absolutely fizzing, need this meaningless work shit done so we can get to the RUGBY

I have done no work today lol
Cant wait to talk shit about sports

I’ll heem you harder than the ground did O’Driscoull lad.

thats sheddy on vpn lad.

make your picks cunts, i'm updating the work phone then WE OUT

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I'm ready to pack up and head home here lads
Fucking contracted hours and wanting to keep my job

>says absolutely fucking nothing
I want youtube to stop recommending this shitter

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>entire video just listing tab odds
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah

at least based dwarf actually has opinions

Fucking excited lads, how good is rugby!

I was really excited for the rugby but its turned into a shitty day at work coz of someone here being involved in a recent murder.

tfw missing the opener

I know. Thats the joke.

I'm from based Newcastle m8.

youtube.com/watch?v=XEglk8a1vpA

Based BM booting the freshies, godspeed lad

I know. Thats the joke

Don't you work civil not crown?

How many bongs for opening ceremony?

6

Thanks la'

such is life in newcastle

Samoa complete! It's finally all done! I'm exhausted!

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I really need a break and some food. I'll post the 20 as individual posts for now.

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Crushed it brah

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If ANY of you cunts post these on plebbit i'll come to your house and bash you.

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How long did it take you to complete each picture would you say?

It varies based on the subjects I'm depicting. Fiji for example only took me 2-3 hours from start to finish because the I chose an easy weapon to draw (kiakavo - one of the first lot image results on google)

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Artlad you planning on watching the opening ceremony or just sleeping?

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Gonna go for a run, hit the gym and watch Japan vs Russia with some Oporto's

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Last one and that's all 20

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I thoroughly enjoy and appreciate your efforts, friend.

most based poster on /rug/

Spark sport team desk

Yup. It's a close personal connection.

And here's a collage of the teams. I've always wanted to draw rugby related art for the occasion and had received advise from you guys in making these so thanks for helping me complete this little project

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Only 5 hours lads

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We're done here. Time to try and fuck a cougar.

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5 hours and 30 minutes, correct? I saw a few places that the opening ceremony kicked off at 18:30 local time.

Yes. It's Friday 6:30 am here

Holy fuck that's sick

Gods speed lad

Is there a more based player on the planet that's been to four world cups?

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Just had two of those $5 whoppers lads

Feel a bit ill now

Is this the /crug/ pic?

Beer in the sun lads

Awesome bro, just awesome.

Cold night here boyo

>silver ferns world champion will join the lineup
>anika moa

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>Anika Moa
If they wanted a fat lezzo why didn't they just get Urzila Carlson? At least she's actually funny and loves rugby.

What times the first game for you m8?

I dont care about Anika Moa being there or not

We matchthreading for the 1st game lads? Thoughts?

Anyone know how long before kickoff the opening ceremony starts? Fox coverage starts 1 hour earlier but I don't need to listen to Marto's "commentary" for that long, do I?

4 am saturday early morning

An hour I think. Coverage starts at 9:45 and kick off is 10:45

1830 JST opening ceremony 1945 JST kickoff.

>An hour I think. Coverage starts at 9:20 and kick off is 10:45

Rugby is dead in this country

Why?

Because spark are going to REVOLUTIONISE HOW RUGBY IS BEAMED INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM THATEAMS CONTENT THAT HAS NOTHING TO SO WITH RUGBY WOW

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Because of Spark

>first pen test is literally the first match of the tournament
What did Spark mean by this?

one of the bros missus did that got a nice dicking

hello friends and new zealanders

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Is it possible to touch up a bit on the pics you've rushed?

Sizeable OOF

Steady on m8

based cazzie here, so what the fuck, I have to fucking be a spark customer to watch the ruggers now? nobody likes sky but at least come world cup time they put the live ABs games on fta.

Still upset about fatty stevenson as lead commentator.

Don't you guys have laws making national games available on FTA?

They had the Jap v SA game on a couple of weeks ago.

all of them are delayed on FTA

unluggy uce

we probably do, but not good ones. every all blacks game in the wc is FTA but it's delayed coverage and they put ad breaks in every 15 mins and that's lame, going to have to stream everything.

Scotland Stevenson.

holy fuck the arrogance. Fuck off singapooooooo

Is she tutoring Fijian lads? My missus was tutoring a nice Nigerian lad for a while, she really loved it.

Get fucked mate.

Yea and they've yet to release any figures on how many people actually tuned in.

getting a real bad feeling there's going to be female commentators

Absolutely LOVE how Irel*nd is the shittiest artlad work. A true kiwi patriot.

>Games will be called by Scotty Stevenson and Stephen Donald, with Kimberlee Downs and some of New Zealand’s best-known rugby voices on the side-line. The coverage team will include some of New Zealand rugby’s biggest names, including Conrad Smith, Keven Mealamu, Sir Graham Henry and Tamati Ellison.

>The matches will have comprehensive analysis – full pre-match, half-time and post-game analysis and discussion from an expert studio-based team. Led by James Gemmell, with AR analysis from Jon Preston, and perspectives from Damian McKenzie, Isa Nacewa, Kristina Sue and Anika Moa.


Grim grim grim grim

>Beaver
>grim
How dare you

this lad get asking to feel my muscles when I was in the UK, not sure why. Too bad I don’t have any

>aki.jpg
Bundee Aki looks different now lads.

feel like pure shit just want nisbo back

this but john drake

this is grim there's no two ways about it.
beaver is based but it's just outweighed by all the grimness.

is there time to quickly go to the shops? need to go get some bacon.

this but Keith Quinn

We're literally hours away

I'd love to touch you up a bit you cheeky little shit.

the basedest commentary team: nisbo, murray mexted, /cric/'s very own ian smith

JUST WANT NISBO LOSING IT WHEN BEAUDEN SCORES LADS

AND BEAUDEN BARRETS GOT A HEAP OF PACE

Drinking game: every time Stevenson says "wormburner" down a vessel. Might make a bingo.

wtf is wormburner

>no boomfa all WC
feel like shit lads

me oh my I shan't enjoy that no boy

Wouldn't mind a handy-j from Kimberlee Downs tttt lads

Unironically enjoy Smitty

No bomfa-ha-ha, no boy.

Did someone say BOOMFA youtube.com/watch?v=DDKt_TnEDoo

Golfing term that refers to a shot barely making it off the grass.

Bitch looks like she actually has Downs

well that's fucking gay, you'd need to drive a black Ford ranger to know that one

base fucking Sevu Reece good lord
(fuck Bridge though)

I might drink more and have some substances teehee

Which broadcast is based Gareth Thomas doing punditry on?

coffee and a cone time.

literally just watched this lmao

>tfw no hungry naholo scoring tries for fun

Not asking you, cunts. If he can, he can, and that's good and if he can't, he can't, and I'll leave it at that.

It's going to be bliss without Justin "mashed potato brain" Marshall trying to trademark every day words all world cup tttt

youtube.com/watch?v=Hr__Vge4Mcg

Gonna change the missus ring tone to this

Can’t dislike Ian Smith

Bring back Stephen Donald

got a cold

absolutely grim stuff

supporting wales desu

Whales need all the support they can get against the Japs.

One of the Grammar lads needs to take one for the team and punch Ben Skeen in the back of the head.

working till 1am
quite grim

>4 bongs to go

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anyone got a stream?

Wales will win the World Cup

Yeah mate

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top bantz

*unzips dick*

cheeky

yea mate right here *tvnz.co.nz/livetv/tvnz-1*

it's on TV1 mate...

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here try this one m8

pissesonyou.co.nz/video/rwc-livestream.php

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time to make breakfast
beechwood smoked back rashers on a brown roll with butter
You?

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Whisky and drugs for dinner mate you little beauty

DUI it's in our DNA

That was my joke, please continue using it because its fucking funny imo

Today is the day

The absolute cream of the crop from the Dan "6 whiskeys neat then hit the street" Carter phase

we can beat russian team?
sorry but i dont know rugby at all.

You'll beat them nicely my LARPing white friend

love your work m8. thanks for sharing

Russia only qualified for this RWC by pulling a Stephen Bradbury. No one expects them to win any game in their pool

Easily

Russia +40 even money, gibsmedat

Russia will win

Screencap this

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Russia only lost by 5 points in 2018 so anything is possible.

How come everyone is posting in this thread instead of which is actually the authentic /rug/ thread as it was posted first?

russia will avenge tsushima

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direland and huemonkey containment thread.

Mentioned the boss' massive knockers to the missus lads, think I erred.

When I win Powerball tomorrow night I'll fly all the /rug/ lads over the for the semi and final

TONIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=3h5YhfK_53E

Thanks m8

i trust you thanks bro

You're an idiot and/or s**** on a proxy, in either case kys

Bay running a train on Tar*naki

Btw kiwi lads, we'll up to a minute behind anyone watching live on TV due to shitty stream lag. Thanks Spark. Thanks Sky.

>all the 'stars'
>play like total shit
what did taranaki mean by this

>It's the world in Unionnnnn

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Anyone knows the words to the jp or ru anthems?

youtube.com/watch?v=suQ-MCLO_9Q

This smells like a boomer post
Yeah live streamed stuff takes a second, anyone watching tv1 on demand will be even further behind too

Sup Yea Forumsros. Can someone tell me how to watch the game tonight?

what english coverage is the best to watch for the world cup ?

The overseas shitters watching live and posting about it on /rug/ you FUCKING LITTLE FAGGOT

Irish TV with an irish vpn

Ching chong bing bong xu tsing da ha ninjago ding bing pow

turn on the telly m8

I got your Russian anthem mate
youtube.com/watch?v=tHNcAZYPY_E

for me its humming the soviet theme from red alert 3

Dan Carter's wife sounds like a man
Probably his beard tbf though

Always thought the same tbqh

absolutely based artlad

Know the Russian anthem better than me own one desu

R*ssia is definately the most based out of all of these

Sexy Asian gf looms

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Its probably a reference to Musashi vs Kojiro samurai fight where the former killed his opponent with a sharpened paddle.

>still 2.5 hours away

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gets me every time tb h

Not anyone else watching on a stream you brain dead boomer

>not Hell March

I'd kick the fucking shit out of you without second thought

I'll be watching on TV1 and there's nothing you can do about it.

Literally not even televised here

basado

Same, looking forward to dropping spoilers on the seething zoomers

Why is Rugby so pozzed lads?

/cric/'s here

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>mistaking /nrl/ chads for /cric/
grim stuff

/nrl/'s here

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feel like shit lads just want it back

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Will be watching on 1. Will probably have to do a vpn tomorrow unless some miracle streams show up on plebbit.

so true

THERES A DREAM

I FEEL

You're cr*c though.

Slav'sya strana, my gordimsya toboy

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Careful you might kick the bucket while at it

*puts rug into a figure four*

Saw this bloke in the servo with the same poofy shirt as me, and when I turned around it was Zachy. And that was it.

*reverses it*

Heh

Would you fug a female rugby player?

I have.

jury is out on that

Current or ex-player?

Yes, in the ass then rub my smelly dick on her face

Is the tv1 stream delayed or live?

1 minute ahead of Spark

Tonight's is live. Tomorrow's is delayed.

Kek

Either.

It's amazing how badly spark has fucked this up

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>all those lads failing the breathie

lads

>gayreth thomas

Enough AIDS-shaming 2bh

literally no one said anything about AIDS you're obsessed

a daring synthesis

naki on relegation watch

Wait so is Russia any good?

Excellent work. We don’t deserve you.

FLOODIES

pooranaki

Yes then, my boss is an ex-player and I had no idea from looking at her.

why isn't NEW ZEALAND playing tonight already

how long till the opening ceremony?

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They did great against Japan in their last test in Autumn. But don't get me wrong, they're spoon material with 3 other teams.
I stil expect them to hold water against Samoa only if Samoa plays like they did during the qualifiers.

worst team in the comp
feel sorry for them
they're about to be trounced worse than the 1905 russo-jap war

Watching Judge Rinder

>oh, well they're always big in Hamilton
What did Smithy mean by this?

Wouldn’t be here if Spain, Romania and Belgium hadn’t all been disqualified

this is fucking great, nice job

Accepting donations in BTC if anyone's feeling generous.

big taig cock?
think im in a charitable mood ;)

Hope there's no anime in the opening ceremony

Strange feeling, sitting in the cold with solid sunburn.

lf Spark fucks this up will their Head Office get stormed?

>worst team in the comp
Canada, Uruguay and Scotland beg to differ

reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/d6rzqf/rwc_teams_art_credit_to_aussie_user_from_rug/

Wonder how much they're paying to man the phones tomorrow night.

Hello yes I am awake.

*puts you back to sleep*

Heh

this is a test post. do not reply to this post.

Or what cunt?

I probably won't in the short or mid term. I'm quite fatigued after doing this. The next time I come back to it may even be next year's PNC

Yeah it seems to be the best received one of the bunch. I didn't have to think much actually. Bear, Cossacks rifle, snow - when it comes to Russia the idea draws itself

As is Ireland wasn't already on the shitlist.

>Aussie
He's one of ours you reddit shitters

4 am.
Moring lads, fuck timezones

does ireland unironically believe they can win this thing?

holy fucking shit. KILL YOURSELF whoever did that. Another idea would be to give me your address so I can beat you in front of your kids.

No

The matches tomorrow are so tasty wow

Moring.

irelands king looks like a real life leprechaun lmao

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Megafaggot

Has Irel*nd written all over it

Matchthread or genny lads?
Or both...

imagine unironically posting in a match thread

Old nan taking her grand daughter to court over a few hundred quid lol

well i certainly didnt do it
dont even have a reddit account just went to see what the scots were saying about their team selection

Hayley Holts middle name is Doreen lol

Blame the cunts that stopped buying sky because muh streaming.

This post screams reddit weasel

Both

>poomas
>the fr*nch
>pool of death

get those excuses in early englel

fag

Come back when you’ve won a World Cup

stream in the OP. not the worst /rug/ thread...

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holy shit you're such a retarded faggot for doing this.

>>the fr*nch
okay well now wait a minute there my man
french are pretty good

post your brackets /rug/

Looks Ir*sh

>whoring out artlad’s work for fake internet points
Genuinely disgusting

6 or 2?

he's hungarian

I am the guilty party

Finna genny then finna matchie, gonna be litty

he's decent though.

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This is why we can't have nice things. Fucking faggots.

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Despicable Ireland strikes again. Well done mate.

i picked france to win was this a bad idea?

I mostly thought the art was too cool to be hidden

weekly reminder that one man beat the all blacks.

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Faggot

Nigga, ever since the NZ raping the team in the QF in 2015 (even after the 2011 final) >we're dismal. Chances are we may be out even by the end of the pool stage.

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whoever did this should be put against a wall and shot

I'd coward punch you down an elevator shaft without second thought

that's not your decision to make though is it.

eisbein in the oven. will be done in 3 hours, with chips and creamed spinach and garlic butter sauce.

Is he related to Dale Steyn?

>Never heard of rugby before let alone that it has a world cup
Anyone got a quick rundown of how to play so I can enjoy with you fags.

How much anime is going to be in the opening ceremony? WILL be switching it off as soon as the weeb shit starts

if any team deserves a wc, it would be france.

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Lol calm down mate

already got posted on the internet, doors open at that point

nope. common surname.

go back

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What if the kaffirs steal the wire and ruin the connection?

>reddit
grim

haven't watched rugby since nina/edwinaposting started get me up to speed

Hey look it's the top left of the NZ flag

klink fokken lekker. waar's die bier?

Remove Russians

do the right thing and take it down then.

Here m8 latest meme

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in my maag al

BASED kfc lads

dirty cunt

pathetic

who /abe/ here?

How long until the ceremony? This Norton advert is rotting my brain.

Good times heh

Poo

New

choice

>not liking based anime

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Think that judge rinder might be a bender lads

>world cup is officially on

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Honestly wish your ancestors had starved to death you cunt

Based and SteynPilled. i was at that game

Umm, poo and pee posting pretty hot right now, also saying things like based and seething right up there

>5 posts early
Fag

JP's finally given up on his receding hairline

couldn't give a fuck what you think you dumb spic freshie

>going to that website
>posting about it here
>posting things from this website there
You are a fucking absolute cunt faggot.

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>7 northern hemisphere referees

Rigged

None thankfully. The Olympics is already a shit show. Shitty anime all over the place

Who has the aussie and welsh Pepes?

me

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I think there's a cat in heat next to the ground effects mic lad.

>artistic expression

Why is this faggot commentating during a performance.

>Namibia

Fair do's matey, though I'd say you might want to start earlier so you have more time to finish all the pics so you don't have to rush.

A bit like your handegg except infinite downs, no forward passes, a lot less armour, and you actually have to ground the egg to score.

Make some effort to get out of the pools this World Cup and leave the crashing out of the pools to next WC then you'll be able to get an actually good foreign coach like England.

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