MANCHESTER UNITED vs ASTANA Match Thread - Youf Edition

Memey enough lineup that it could lose desu

>United's U21 team

Easy win for Astana

And why does #45 have a 3 in his name?

lol

>these litteraly who shitters

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Based Kazakhstan

Why isn’t this the best English prospect getting a run?

For me, it's Nur-Sultan's own Fuglsang

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3 is Z

>Hooll up. Wheres Ole at?

>gomes
>greenwood
>chong
i'm gonna fucking coom

Don't even care how the game goes t. bh

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if it's youf edition why doesn't Lingard play?

Which club are you talking about?

Chong is shit but it’ll be nice to see Gomes play.

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i wonder what life in kazakhstan is like

Don't be mean mate, he still just a kid.

>big club academy player
>he’s black

Based

*sigh*

MUSLIMS OUT OF UNITED.

>Gomes, Greenwood, Rashford
jesus

>Potapny

>captain Matic
Is this what it’s come to?

how's the match been so far?

borat's team

Like in Russia buy slightly poorer

rare

Like 200 Astana supporters brought out a giant hook-nosed statue of Ole onto the field and set it on fire at the 35 minute mark. We're waiting for the second half to start now.

So glad we paid £50m for Fred. It’s nights like this where he can make the difference.

didnt they switch to latin or something

Your Rashys, Your Lingys, Your DJs

He's really gonna light up the Carabao Cup this season

when did LGBT movement got its own flag?

Get*

>The former England striker Peter Beardsley has been banned from football for 32 weeks after being found guilty of three charges of racially abusing black players while coach of the Newcastle under-23 team.

>A Football Association independent panel found that Beardsley had called a player of black African origin a monkey during a game of head tennis and had told black players “you should be used to that” on a team‑building trip to the outdoor adventure park Go Ape.

holy wew

>browsing Yea Forums while in paradise
shiggy diggy

No. Not rare.
Yes. Rare.

perplexed at how a player doesn't score that

yea, can i get stream pls?

Trashford

Dog dirt

Eric is a trully based name.

CAMON YANITED

just coomed lads

stream link?

literally cant believe how fred is a professional footballer

tell it toyour mom. there is even nothing to discuss with you because everyone knows that you are a complex child who relaxes their fucked up lonely life and lack of love at 4chin Yea Forums so fuck you loser. tfu on the snout and on the monitor will eat.

Wtf Poland

Alright Bob

>people said that trashford is better than Mbrappe
llmao

>tfu on the snout and on the monitor will eat.

What the fuck does this even mean?

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>Average age United players: 22
>Average age Astana players: 46

torianews.site/hd/sporttv3.html

based

thx rare fren

>Astana defending

>shitford

Trashford, seriously that guy sucks.

Kek, I would’ve scored by now

Rashford shot 20 on fifa

Fucking hell Rashford

imagine if poonited draw this game haha

What are Chong's strengths besides having bush on the head?

Stop posting and concentrate on managing the team, Ole

>dat feel when your sister got fucked by 50 different swiss men while being an illegal maid in switzerland so that she could send money home to poland, so you must release your anger onto every swiss person you see on a mongolian yak fetish forum

I feel for you, Pavel

high iq

Shirt sales in asia

Lmao

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kek

Chong is a kick and rush merchant.

Did you all see that UFO?

O-ole?

Whats he thinking right now?

borat give us a song
borat borat give us a song

Hey! What do you mean, you people?!

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Give Astana a chance mate, United might slip up, you never know.

poobag better rap about this hot night in NICEICE gayclub, during which you were repeatedly raped on your birthday by colleagues in a mephedrone cug

jlings doesn't get a start anymore? I mean they're are playing 3 literally whos up front right now

Ah shit, sorry swedebro.

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>Maybe we belong in the Europa league
-Ole

Based

These are literally the worst offensive players United had in history of the club lmao

kek, what are they even saying?

what are these retards chanting

fucking lamo

>United struggling against literal 46 year old goat farmers
oof

>About 10,000 customers bothered to show up
>Spend game in silence bar randomly singing about Leeds or stealing songs off scousers

yikes from me

>bunch of kids on the pitch
>Jones is still the worst player

Red army

KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI KONAMI

based

Can someone tell me WHAT THE FUK are united chanting for 20 mins non-stop now?

Why is fellaini black now?

>drawing 0-0 to a bunch of lads that are flying Ryanair back home

SALAME SALAME SALAME

I remember him (jones when he was a teen he appeared in music clips) from 'explosion'.
They had one shower with CalVI, a jacket with fur, a fan from Sainsburry and two nasty whores in the music video.
In MTV they flew every half hour, alternating with a tokyo hotel. And I was just waiting for pussycat dolls to cum my giant cock.

I hope Niggers united lose though to be honest.

United just can't do anything when teams park the bus.

might just coom instead of watch the 2nd half

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The Astana players probably can’t wait to have a hot shower after the game. They don’t have indoor plumbing back home.

United just can't do anything

Ole unlocking Old Trafford

Is that a picture from the r/asianmasculinity meetup?

>jones
Just reminded me, I opened my 4 welcome back players packs on the fifa web app today and packed him twice. Shan't be bothering this year.

average city supporters

They can run fast and hoof the ball to the other side of the penalty area

Stick last nights naked attraction on on all 4 la'. Was actually a minter on it for once.

Post halftime braps

Just how shit is Rahsford?

>quantum physics

fucking hell lads

Chong and Greenwood look like shit against Borat FC. Is that the famous United yoof top reds want chances to be given to?

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I see Moyes spirit will never leave.

Jaylings tier without the memes

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cant finish well enough to be a striker
cant cross well enough to be a winger
but he's young and pacy

think of theo walcott and there is your answer

He unironically peaked with LVG

Theo is a good player
so you're saying Rashford is good, too, right?

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Woodward on the phone with the ref right now offering him a deal to give United a penalty so that they can manage 1-0 and avoid embarrassment. Just wait.

>Is that the famous United yoof top reds want chances to be given to?
well they had to watch jlingz, BOSSman and lookapoo do nothing the entire season... at least youth players were unknown quantities so they could hope for a good surprise

Theo is quality.

trashford will miss the pen. screenshit this

not even a manure fan but some people forgot just how young he is

think about how good sterling was when he was 21 compared to now

>cant cross well enough to be a winger
his bigger problem is that he has zero tricks, he can only beat his man with pure pace

tj only season he scored more than 10 premier league goals was 12/13 season with 14. take this how you want lads

>start well and create chances
>miss the chances
>other team gets into the game
>draw

Solskjær's United in a nut..shell

Because of injuries and playing on the wing.

wew

why are they afraid from crossing the ball, this is like the third corner they fuck up in this game lel

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most top goalscorers play on the wing. walcott had lingering injuries but thats not the point. they both peaked as teenagers

what is Kobe doing on united's bench

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Aww Malaysia. That's a cute webm :)

>struggling against traktor fc

cam on boys

Bring on Jayling

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>mark red

Users and comments on Yea Forums are also getting dick what you are the best example. im tired of this jaylingz meem - he will NOT peak and he is obvious shit

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rashford's freekicks are getting slightly less horrendous

That was a cringeworthy attempt at a pass. I see players trying it all the time at the moment was well, what's the deal?

Leave him alone, he's just a kid

Fred's a decent player actually

We will shit on anglos at home screencap this

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VAN PERSIE

>wanted to post pic of my doggo
>cant because ive been ip blocked from posting images since last month

Fuck the mods

hey its freed

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his right foot is probably trash

just needs 6 or 7 years to reach his prime and realise his potential lad. he's all raw talent at the moment.

IPTV is fucked currently. what are people using? Anything kodi sports addons work

Here I’ll post your dog

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FREE OLE

superior version

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Jaylingz incoming

Looks like my boy jayling is getting ready to exit the womb to score some goals

>Lingard coming on

This guy has to have blackmail on Ole

..... my .......b....oyz

MA BOI J-LINGZ

>rashford

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trashford is dumb as fuck

Match winning JLINGZ

based

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jay liggy my niggy

our boy jayling finally getting his chance

>savage telling jlingz to express himself
he's expressed himself every single time that he's played

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You now remember Dong

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our boy jayling

>Utd fans expected to finish top 4

OLE AT THE WHEEL

Wtf I thought United were a good team

What are you doing? You have ass full of shit right? Well, it's all the old way. YO!

Got an email earlier the Italian guys who provide the streams for like 90% of IPTVs got shut down yesterday

>tfw can't see my dong

wtf united has not scored yet????

My boy discount jayling scoring them goals

zoomers wont get this

man this commentator is butchering the names of the ex-yu players my ears are bleeding

They’ve scored.

Poorfag

decent that

What the fuck was that

Greenwood just scored

United goal webum.

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fuck

ffs...

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MY MAN JLINGZ

17 year old daddy dick

ah fuck it, of course just when I decide to banter you, you score

My boy MayGringz scoring

>bring on Jay Lingz
>score

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JayLingz comes on, Yanited score. Apologize.

GET FUCKED SUBHUMAN WANNABE SLAV MONKEY

Lingz mind

MA HOMIE J-LINGZ

Based 26 year old prospect willing United to score

WTF I thought this was being played at Astana. At home and they are barely winning against this team...…..should have started Jayling

based fans

27

our boy hasn't even touched the ball yet

fuck this lingard comments - he didnt do anything in the goal action - in fact this cotton cropper apebehaves like astana's defender - so fucking shitnigger.

Opened up the space just by being on the pitch

Tuanzebe has played well

Oi that was a bit racist mate, APOLOGISE

what are you even trying to say

This is probably bait, but with the reputation of dumb as rocks that the poles have, you can never know. IT'S BANTER, MONGOLOID.

Do you pronounce the 'd' in Lingard?

Huh

I am not a racist, I had all the boys in the color of the rainbow and a small Asian girl with a cleat the size of a small gypsy's leg. I can't be racist because I was born in Germany and slept with many Turks and later even Kurds! I can't be racist Because I'm spreading love and peace of all joys with newcomers from North Africa! It's me your new basedPole. PS red thong with a white eagle 4.99 € only with me priv

J A Y L I N G Z

When he hits his peak in 5 years, he’ll score those.

my boi zlingz: )

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>Phelan, where’s your shorts
>Phelan, Phelan, where’s your shorts

Astana releasing their ngubu now. It's over for united

The more I watch United, the more I'm amazed Mourinho managed to get 2nd place.

All these grown polish men being bodied by our young black kids

makes you wonder

Your mother, in turn, rubbed you in on a cunt because of my mighty facial ejaculation, so you are the last person who can speak on this topic. Since such faggots like Leaf or Norwegianposter are laughing at you, you have nothing to look for here pussy

*hard to believe it's not scholes, it's carrick you know"

>carrick retired 2 years ago

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what were you doing when you were 17?

losing my virginity

The same thing I'm doing now at 26 only now I have a degree, a job and years of failed relationships

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>backs to the wall against Astana

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Cheering for Jliggz

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Fucking scene girls I'd meet on MySpace

lingz with a sensational attempt

>the abusers of Astana

This Astana team is a joke. Est. in 2009
Supported by dictator's elite.
Not even a single Kazakh player in XI.
Football in Kazakhstan is worthless.

cope

what's the deal with nursultan?
Is he gone, is he still in charge? The fuck is happening?

t. kotakbas

>losing to ManU only 1-0
>joke
you know nothing about bad football man

we got the result ;)

>United needs to waste time against Borat FC

ooof

they only lost 1-0 because trashford wanted to be trash

...

>trashford wanted to be trash
>wanted
that's the best he can do m8

t. kotakbas
based
dont believe him, nursultan is probably the best thing that happened to this country, if not him we would be drown in islam/race war/russian annexation etc.
he is a smart politic but those liberal shitheads will never understand
kazakhs are still too dumb and wild for true democracy and liberty yet, maybe after 20 years

>Mata
>Matic
>Lingard
>Young

All should be sold. Wtf is that shit

basado

We have a new elected president but the puppet master is still living. The country doesn't own shit. Oil and gas resources belong to Western and Chinese corporations. I'd love to discuss on /pol though.

Angry nurbot is detected.
Anyway nice try for being a dickhead (kotakbas).

Bussing phat nuts on the Internet

Chad cat

I'm so glad United won again tonight. Look at how many pathetic ABUs ITT, damn