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Predicting a lot of hidden posts in this thread
schaub bless
ditto
I hope my boy gets back in the win column
What does that mean?
It's what happens when shitty flags post
>Dude tony trains like a freak
>His conditioning is out of this world
>Did yo know he has a black belt in 10th planet JJ?
>Tony ferguson the type of guy to
>CHAMP SHIT ONLY
>Defend or vacate
if you can answer the question "Will yair actually fight stephens or will he run and pitter patter point?" then you'll already know if ourguy gets the win
Oh I see what you mean. It doesn't bother me though
Link ANYONE here saying any of that besides ironic versions of the last two you 3rd world sheepfucker
>Yessss lolll tony is so weird and cringe xD i love it lets go el cucuy!!
So Yair is free money?
imagine not thinking all those things are based
I dont see how tony beats khabib desu
>dude elbows
You are sad dude
>tony ducks max
>dustbin BTFOs max
>khabib makes dustbin tap
its over el cuckuy
most likely senpai but there's still a chance yarear gets cocky and trys to meme on jeremy so he can be the hometown hero, then he gets cracked and elbowed on the ground until his skull breaks like josh emmet
trane more ufc then bud
>You are sad dude
Any relatively oldfags here remember the jacare poster being just like this and getting BTFO by whittaker so fucking hard he just up and left? or more recently that blackstar tripfag who was cucking for magumbo until stipe slapped his shit
OH MY GOOOOOOD TRIIIIIIIPSSSS YES!!!
ya seethe
Really though, what went wrong in your life?
Whittaker is baste, the bi-racial angel will heem pissrael the ugly negroid.
Why yes I boy Nate Diaz and Jorge Masvidal, how can you tell?
t.
shizo arab
Heemcord invite pls
Based
>Khabib manages to win against roided up tibau
>Khabibs little bro islam heems that filthy roidmonkey
based
Wtf i thought tibau won?!?!?!!?
worked
he won the fight just lost the decision
worked
>unanimous decision
umm i dont think so sweaty.
this finish doesn't work for me brother
Jordan is the poster this general both deserves and needs
Beeb and Bobby bless
bums
worked again, god i'm based.
Thanks bro
>it's a jordan spammer episode
Thanks
They're already complaining and bitching about the invite, such losers in the heemcord.
GTFO
get a job or seek therapy
Dang really
no
dilate
Yes.
arab using american meme
yikes
Wow you must really love Tony to spam his quotes.
Umm, dilate.
>khabull
Is that what you call your handler!?
14 of Khabib's fights were in Russia, 3 of them were on the same day, october 11th 2008. Nearly all of the fights were finishes in the first round. He fought 10 times as a welterweight, 7 in the same year, meaning either the competition was garbage or the matches were purposely thrown to pad khabib's record. Khabib beat a guy who wasn't even in the top 10 to get the vacant belt.
Khabib makes the biggest weight cuts in MMA, he's missed weight more than almost anyone else and he's been hospitalized multiple times for the cut. He's walking into the cage with 15-20 pound on everyone else and then he just lies on them to draw out a decision against men who don't even weight as much as him. Its pathetic and unimpressive even if it is "effective". Tony will not beat khabib in any case, but it doesn't matter.
Khabib isn't good whatsoever, there is no argument or meme or anything that anyone can make to counter this. Khabib will never be the goat, he won't even be remembered within a year of his retirement.
It is done.
This
Thank god for 4chanX
You're being cringe posting this.
Speaking of ducks...
>"Khabib Nurmagomedov: UFC asked me to headline UFC 200 against Georges St-Pierre"
Then this happened....
>"Khabib turned down fight at UFC 200 because of Ramadan"
You now remember this...
>This is not the first time that Khaibib opted out of a fight because of Ramadan. Back in 2014, the Dagestan native rejected a fight with Donald Cerrone for exactly the same reason.
Should we call Khabib a Duck now!?
Remember Tony didn't duck Cowboy.... Khafag did.
small arab penis
>essay level cope
yeah im thinking thats cringe
>sweaty
brainlet.jpg
>Essay level
sorry that a small paragraph is an "essay" to your low IQ.
Khabib is a bum, there's no counter argument.
Khabibs weight cut is so severe, the fact he fights at lw makes him Fallon Fox tier
He must not be able to go outside his home probably getting bombed outside by freedom.
>reddit level post
Stop. Reveal yourself.
One more run
>y-youre reddit
Reddit likes Khabib, you need to go back.
>khabib haters already preparing copypastas for when tony gets mauled
This passes for "trolling" le /heem/
Absolute state of low IQs.
> biggest cuts
say this to pereira
yiksers, seethe much?
That's only if Khabib actually takes the fight. He's already ducking Tony so he can fight a retired 39 year old. Don't worry "SWEETY" it gets better when you're older.
I firmly believe Kevin lee believes he can take on Khabib
>IQ
oof, fuck off bookworm, all that matters is fight IQ, i could literally kill you in under a minute.
Champ Shit Only
>seethe
>dilate
>cope
>have sex
Anything else?! Be original for once.
Punished Pico will be back after training with Khabib and DC at AKA. Pico lacks elite top control to really make his wrestling dangerous and AKA is the perfect place to develop it.
How did we let the UFC convince us that Kevin Pee was main event material?
>all that matters is fight IQ
Which you don't have.
T R O L L E D
girlslaughing.jpg
You're going to have to try harder, cupcake.
I find it hard to believe the amount of seething in this post is genuine, you're absolutely fuming.
He was almost the champ, the lion will be back
>i could literally kill you in under a minute.
That would kill us both, inshallah.
Where's the counter argument?
You won't be able to carry on Khabib's memory. He will be remembered as a record padded weightcutting bum. It is known.
chimp shit only
All the hype around Pee was built on the premise that he was a threat to Khabib, since he's a big, strong wrestler. The hype disappeared the moment people realized he's a tanklet and heartlet.
>I find it hard to believe the amount of seething in this post is genuine, you're absolutely fuming.
No one fumes here, kid. This must be your first day.
r u ok?
You must be new here.
Tony tapped, get over it.
Yeah, i'm thinkin he seething.
Baby's first spam.
>he still doesn't know
>he seething
>doesn't conjugate
yep, i'm thinking.... 13/50
>le I spam so people can le "rage"
No, I know.... You just aren't good at what you do.
Yeah im thinkin this general is a malignant cancerous tumor
Tony Ferguson fans
Dustin Poirier fans x
Conor McGregor fans x
Al Iaquinta fans x
Edson Barboza fans x
Michael Johnson fans x
Darrell Horcher fans x
Rafael dos Anjos fans x
Pat Healy fans x
Abel Trujillo fans x
Thiago Tavares fans x
Gleison Tibau fans x
Kamal Shalorus fans x
I honestly don't know why you people give the boredanian attention. Didn't you watch that episode of the simpsons with the mascots that come to life? Ignore it and it will go away.
its over
sneed
Baby's first title win.
Lol.
Conor.... 5 belts.
Double champ... Cage Warriors
Double champ... UFC
Interim belt if you want a 5th one.
Khabib.... Let me hump a leg and try to suck a dick so I can hold on for dear life and get a belt.
PLEASE DANA I WANT TO FIGHT CHICKEN
PLEASE MICHAEL JOHNSON YOU KNOW I HAVE TO FIGHT FOR TITLE
lel. how pathetic.
What happened?! Did your city get bombed?!
It's over?! Oh shit, never thought you would stop posting I thought you died on some bombing last week.
Sorry buddy khabib is the GOAT
You just lost.
You do know there are more than one divisions right?!
When you say... "GOAT" are you including Jon Jones in there?!
>LE THE GAME.
What is this? 2009?
1/10 for making me reply.
sandmonkey heeming this board
*GOATFUCKER
Ftfy
This is the mental illness simulator. There are a dozen people who gatekeep the archives locked and loaded with screenshots to accuse you of being their eternal internet enemy. Then there are dozens more like cankles who are basically tripfags with their idiosyncratic posting and avataring begging for attention.
You mean Khabib fucks GOATS! :^)
S A V A G E
That will trigger the Jordanian into spamming those Amerimutt memes he saves on his Packard Bell Windows 98 computer for dear life.... wait until you see the size of those files... pictures for ants! :^)
Kaffirs seething
Is fucking goats actually part of Islam? I can't find anything in the Quran against it
shhh.... he thinks he's le trolling /heem/
filter tripfags
filter spammy flags
How do I filter trip fags?
Quick rundown....
ISIS is composed of offspring from people who married their cousins / sisters... over generations the genetic defects became more obvious... low IQs... retardation... results of inbreeding... I believe it's 75 percent of ISIS and some other people from those muslim countries.
So when they went to war they had no sisters / cousins to fuck so they started fucking goats.... hence the meme.
So yes this is all true... if you want to keep it Yea Forums /heem/ related even Joe Rogan talked about this on his podcast.
Explains the low quality of posting from the Jordan kid.
yeah
You lost, get over it pussydrip.
t.
You don't.
They filter (you).
who's ready for the cazzies to be disappointed by tonights press conference when Nate and Masvidal don't shit talk at all and just stay respectful?
Wow that was really informative and eye opening. Thank you
Here they are.
The Amerimutt memes!
Thanks... When I say jump, you say "how hi"!
I see you increased the size of those pictures... that phone bill will probably cost you another meal for the month... must be worth it right, cupcake?!
>Dustin Poirier would take UFC bouts at welterweight
lol just fk my shit up
thoughts?
Gooddddddd boyyyy
Yesss you areeeeeee
Aren't you?!?!
Why do you guys even reply to Jordan Fag? All he does is spam the same things every thread.
Checkmate! :^)
Thanks for the content.
u mad?
Every board needs a clown.
The only fight that he would have a chance in at WW is rda and Pettis kek.
For me, scat spammer was much better.
S-schaub....
is he the “german” poster who used to spam the same posts about how khabib won the score cards against tibau?
i dont spam scat.
khabib won
tibau lost
get over it
lol
Let me guess, you're one of the resident brapposting faggots as well. People like you should honestly not be allowed to live.
Cejudo vs Gabi Garcia at openweight who wins?
>Defending Jordan flag
Sweden really has become overrun with refugees. Stockholm syndrome setting in.
Did you? did you really laugh out loud?
>not Brap posting
How fucking low t can someone be?
yes
anyways, when’s the next good card?
Nigger, you are god damn retarded. I've made three posts in this thread talking shit about jordanfag.
>me on the right
Why you talkin shit son?
It's why Sweden fighters always get btfo
they both won
Seethe, cope, dilate, have sex, cringe, rent-free, yikes and not based.
just fuck my bank up, been on call hold for half an hour
>not based
that's factually incorrect so your entire post just fell apart, i win once again.
"I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot"?
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda Lionpiss Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile
>Ass Rotten
>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>Faggy Shartin
>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland
>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>MMgay
>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Chan Sung Dung
>Doo Doo Choi
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>Cholera Gadelha
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Ben Rotsmell
>Pissrael "The Last Stoolbender" Adesanya
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>VolCAN Poozdasmear
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Min Hollogay
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>lelator
>bellaturd
>bellalol
Stay mad mudshit
getting tired of this john mayerish music on hold desu
Yoel fucking won
this
Yes, sir. him getting dunked on is what started the pee poo name meme and the flushed meme. Jacapoo got flusht
When we will have WMMA Heavyweight division down the road. I feel like there's huge potential to make a great division.
Bellator and other MMA organization could do it but why not the UFC?
Will tiramisu make weight this time? More likely that he misses weight on purpose.
cope
I just learnt how to filter flags
how?
cazzie
If I told you I'd have to kill you
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda Lionpiss Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile
>Ass Rotten
>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>Faggy Shartin
>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland
>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>MMgay
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda Lionpiss Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile
>Ass Rotten
>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>Faggy Shartin
>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>PissreaI
>CANada
>Binland
>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>MMgay
This has to be the worst thread in at least a month, good job everyone
Are you the old poland
I don’t even know what that word means
>Masvidal Diaz presser is at 1 AM my time
This shit sucks
Based
They look like two stoners kek
>There are people who pay money to watch UFC events
Dead af, ill be going now, i will however be back when you subhumans start posting.
We geeetttit you're poor b it's not your fault you live in a 3rd world shithole b
Greg Hardy
greg
Hardy
Based goy, pay up bucko dana wants that 17th yacht.
>Jews are the reason I don't have a well paying job
>he no pay for dana ashkenazi this mean he poor and NEET like me
Wake up Jon
Wake up Ngannou
It's all over
Why has Schaub posting started up all of a sudden again?
It's a dead meme son, I'm sorry you didn't get the memo
who's that guy in the pic?
Cope
cope*2
Friend and training partner of BKFC Champion Artem Lobov you cazzie
>Heats up your balls to an uncomfortable temperature
Heh, nothing personal Lewis
GUESS NONE OF YOU ARE READY
Artem may have really short arms, but at least he has some big fists to compensate
Isn't that the guy khabib slapped around?
I'll be honest b, I don't ever watch press conferences.
Buncha gibberish
>the amount of immediate coping replies to this post
Excellent post my friend
This
Nate isn't a gangsta he's just an autist and he's going to be quiet and awkward like he usually is.
Masvidal is Muh Respect fag and he isn't going to say shit about Nate unless Nate starts shittalking him, and Nate won't get revved if Jorge doesn't get revved first.
It will be Dustin/Khabib conferences 2.0
WHOLE SQUAD FULL OF FUCKIN HEEMERS, I'M A HEEMER TOO
Of course no Khabib is le good person guy he would never do anything uncalled for like that. Next you're going to tell he got suspended for an after match chimpout.
When will Tony v Khabib be announced?
Gabi wins the match but Cejudo the story by cumming all over her during the scrambles and securing his seed inside her womb
This
The reason people wanted this fight was to watch those to retards sperg at eachother.
Watching them go out and tickle eachother's dicks because "muh respect" sound awful.
You finally did it, you spammed something more retarded than "Khabit Goat"
Based
it's his time
Romero won, get over it.
I think you'd be surprised
Imagine how strong their kid would be. Gabi would big enough to cancel out the manlet in Cejudo and CCC has a winner's mentality. The kid would be destined for gold.
I'll punch an old guy
Duhhhh
youtu.be
Why so much love for failed cutbabies
>Romero won
???
>kills Cejudo
see:
Guarantee he never fights again. Even if the Cejudo fight gets booked Cruz's foot would fall off during camp or some shit.
Based
super based video
Tibau won
it's out
youtube.com
Thanks Jordanian user. Your posts are normally speaking garbage but I appreciate this one a lot.
Name one khabib loss
when is the press conference? how many bongs
Tibau
my name is al urduni
January 2020 tony kills kahbib
Around 5 bongs still
>Tibau
what about him?
Khabib finished tony in RD3/RD4
Is this a shopped version ? I cant tell anymore
Someone in that live chat was typed "Conor vs Blagoy" kek
/heem/ I've got an idea
Instead of just shitposting about other fighters you don't like, how about we just get along? There's no need for all the hostility. Everyone relax. You don't need to do this. You don't gain anything from it. Cool it cats.
is it possible that mcgregor unironically has the best chance at beating khabib?
shit that's too late gonna be sleeping
Yes here is the unshopped version
He's the only person that has won a round off of Khabib, which is something that neither Tony nor Gaethje can say.
It's possible, but Gaethje is a D1 all American wrestler, won't get out struck by Khabib, and has KO power so I think he's a tougher matchup for Khabib. If Al was a legit to stuff Khabib's takedowns after round 2 I think Gaethje can.
Come faggots, lets talk at the VC
Are we're gonna have a female heavyweight division for UFC real soon?
shemale heavyweight division
I'll save you some time user
>Jorge and Nate both show up late
>No trash talk, both say something to the effect of "He's a gangster bro I respect him but I'm going to try to kill him"
>Fans ask retarded cringe questions
>Reporters ask Dana about Khabib/Tony, he responds with "We'll see how this thing plays out"
You're welcome
Yes they make it for Aspen 'Big Brapps" Ladd
Al has better grappling than Justin and you literally cannot prove otherwise
JordAnon is right, Romero won.
This. Although there is a small chance Nate calls Jorge "three piece guy" or something and it somehow makes Jorge sperg out. Nate was calling Pettis the wheaties box guy after all. Dana may also be telling them to talk shit. But in reality, you're probably right.
how did the BUM stephens get in a main event ?
That's an ugly name.
I actually believe the Conor that fought eddie would beat khabib
Pooel Poomero is 1-3 in his last 4. His only win in 2 years is Puke Cuckold.
He's heemed a lot of folk
You literally can't prove he does. Gaethje has only been taken down after getting severely rocked and Khabib will not do that to Gaethje. Al was getting wrestled by Kevin Pee. He was gifted a decision in the rematch.
He beat Whittaker's ass in the second fight and got robbed against costa. Thanks for letting us know you don't know how to call fights
>prime canor maymay
lost to nate diaz
>he big black man
>me likey
typical american
>Robbed against Costa
lol no
best duo in MMA?
>Khabib and Makachev
>Colby and Masvidal(I think is a work)
>Diaz bros
>Askren and TWood
>Garbrant and Papa Faber
idk who else is there
Im still scared of the man so i don't consider those fights for him to be losses
>that flag
>that post
Lmao so hard
Colby unironically has the best chance to beat Khabib
he is a small Welterweight so I believe he can cut and dominate at LW
Yoel and Jorge
ah true
A lot of WWs beat Khabib tbqh
This is the man that's supposed to KO Bobby Knuckles?
Now post him doing that to Gastelum in the 5th
DC and the fighter formerly known as Cain
Mackenzie Dern and Gabi Garcia would mop the absolute floor everyone.
Women's Heavyweight division would stacked full of who's and fatties.
Fatboy and gay nigger man were both gassed by the fifth so I don't know why you brought that up. Whittaker has better cardio than both of those bums.
Who's yer man on the left there?
DC and Luke is the true kino pairing
Whittaker gassed against Poel who has awful cardio lol it usually happens to fighters in the fifth round
spammy and janny
Never seen a fighter I didn’t like. Big fan of all of em. Wish every fight would end in a draw. Hate it when they hurt each other.
DC seems like an absolute dickhead but a good friend to have when things are hard
>Diaz masvidal press conference
sounds like shit
Conors next fight will be announced
Why did I think 243 was this weekend
Who?
who will fight again first between Gooby and TWood?
Neither
>BMF
triple threat with Diaz and Jorge
Conor deserves the first title shot for the BMF belt.
>conor
who?
Who's yer man on the left there?
>Beats Nate in the trilogy
>Takes the BMF belt
>Doesn't defend for 2 years
>Gets stripped while fighting Canelo in boxing.
KEK.
The one that lives rent-free in your pea-sized head.
What do you mean by that? i asked a question, who is this "conor" guy you're talking about, never heard of him.
>khabib
>deceased person
oi
Does tony realize he cant keep ducking khabib forever?
so he lives in your head but you're not aware because you don't have a brain to be self aware? cool i get it where you're from the iq average isn't smart enough to deduce this conundrum. thanks i needed a laugh. conor is goat 100 percent irish like i am
>"Khabib Nurmagomedov: UFC asked me to headline UFC 200 against Georges St-Pierre"
Then this happened....
>"Khabib turned down fight at UFC 200 because of Ramadan"
You now remember this...
>This is not the first time that Khaibib opted out of a fight because of Ramadan. Back in 2014, the Dagestan native rejected a fight with Donald Cerrone for exactly the same reason.
Should we call Khabib a Duck now!?
Remember, Tony didn't duck Cowboy... Duckbib did.
You still cant answer my question, who's conor?
Maybe this will jog your memory?
Already answered... you're just not too smart to read. Here in America we learn PROPER reading from an early age. Like Conor us Irish are 100 percent smart! #DoubleChampShitOnly
Ohhhh isn't he that vodka salesman from scotland, didn't that guy have a brief UFC career that was ended by khabib?
Holy fucking christ these stillborns are still going at it?
bongs for press conference?
>He doesn't have his own line of liquor
>He doesn't have his own clothing line
Lol.
You're going to be still when i heem you and your head bounces and clatters off the canvas
Didn't tony lose against michael johnson?
Guess what khabib did to michael johnson
Still don't remember? Hm, how about this one?
Anyone else cry a bit when another user mocks your favorite fighter in a post? I always have to do a minute of shadowboxing afterwards until I lose my breath
should I attend ufc mexico? the card is shit but I want to live the ufc live experience
Yeah yeah i remember that fight, didn't that guy tap? still don't understand how they could put a fucking vodka promoter to fight a beast like khabib.
If you pay for good seats it's a great experience, not worth it if you get terrible seats because you can't see fookin anything
Ah, good. Surely then, you remember the third round of that fight? Or do you need another reminder?
Never saw a fighter I liked. Big fan of none of them. Wish every fight would end in double ko. Love it when they hurt each other.
Attend to these nuts
>khabib
>beast
lal. i don't see him as the #1 pound for pound in the world.
shit... good seats are expensive and more here so think I will just pirate this one b
why did this guy conor tap?
He beat Dustin, update your shitty picture.
name one good khabib win
Strange, it seems that you forgot to answer my question. Don't worry, fellow /heem/ster, I can remind you of what happened in that round. Conor won that round. Not Khabib. Conor. Conor won. In fact, it was such a dominant round, that every single judge scored it for him unanimously. Quite impressive, huh?
T R I G G E R E D
Why don't you go and wear some more blackface drama school teacher!
magomed magomedov (retired 3-5)
one of the judges gave the third round to khabib LMAO lying sack of shit
Beat me to it... so shitty he was named TWICE when they were forging his records! :^)
i heard khabib married his cousin. nurmagomedova was her sur name
name 1 khabib loss
why did conor tap?
Ben Askren
Gotta check the facts, bud!
Jannie gave me a warning for talking about Jamal being Asian. Forgot how cucked 4ch is.
In any case, Nate will destroy Masvidal.
you already know the name you refuse to accept it like assimilation
name 1 khabib loss
Tibau
this picture triggers the low IQs
make heem great again
WTF bros I tought khabib was supposed to be the masculine strong spartan mentall chad
when they say he "wrestles" bears... now you know exactly what they mean! :^) ;)p
Name one CM Punk story loss
see:
now name 1 khabib loss.
Nate is a can. Dropped multiple times by a 145er. Masvidal is bigger and better than Conor. There is no chance Nate wins this fight.
Name a time Khabib won more than ONE belt
girlslaughing.jpg
I'll wait...
Whittaker and fab
Huh? I already named one. Tibau.
imagine if nate wins we could live to watch that bum get a real title shot
Tibau lost to khabib, i asked for 1 khabib loss, not 1 khabib win.
name a time khabib lost
>He's only won ONE belt.
hehe, that's what I thought!
>He still cant name 1 khabib loss
In many ways, he lost the story of the Iaquinta fight.
Nope, khabib won all stories of all his fights.
Thing is, Khabib has literally NOTHING for Tony. Tony owns him anywhere.
1. On the feet. Tony pieces up khabib and his sambo SHITboxing. Khabib will not be able to find where he's coming from. His face will get torn up from elbows. His elusiveness will have Khabib crying to his corner after one round.
2. Wrestling. Okay, Khabib is good at this, we get it. But Tony is a NCWA wrestling champion and he played football. He easily has enough experience to stuff Khabib's takedowns and keep the fight standing.
3. On the ground. Tony is a KILLER here. Everyone tries to stand back up when Khabib is on them, which gasses them. Tony don't give a fuck. He will stay in guard and MURDER khabib with ELBOWS. His submission threat is like NOTHING khabib has ever experienced before. HE IS A 10TH PLANET BLACK BELT. There is no shortage of ways Tony can win from here.
4. Conditioning. Tony is a freak. Once he starts, he never stops. He IMPROVES over rounds. Khabib's only chance is to get a flash KO (he wont). Tony is an animal.
5. The X-factor. Khabib's whole deal is that he's a Russian "tough guy." I'll give him that. But Tony is a literal PSYCHOPATH. Khabib has never been locked in a cage with SOMEONE LIKE TONY!
It's time for the real champ to step up!
>His idol is a guy who's ranked #TWO in the pound for pound list
>Who's "undefeated" record comes with an asterisk because of how padded
>Because his only real win was against a retired alcohol salesman
>his idol has only won ONE belt in the UFC
>His idol wants to fight a retired 39 year old WELTERWEIGHT
>His idol is a cutbaby too scared to move up to 170 for another title
>Too scared to talk about Tony Ferguson
That's YOUR idol??! And your only argument is "name one khabib loss"?!
Yeah, he already lost... a long time ago.
Pathetic and sad at the same time. I feel bad for you.
What the h*ll man!? For the third and final time, Tibau! I don't know how to make it any clearer for you.
>Loses to the biggest can in Bantamweight history.
>name one good khabib win
When I have babies they don’t fuckin move!
kek
call me stillborn again and i will liver shot you so you don't fookin' move
what was meant by this?
orange you glad he warned us?
would you?
literally who?
i think i made the jordan faggot cry
kek
Who's yer man on the left there?
name 1 khabib loss
name ONE (1) khabib loss
Haha he's easy to troll.
Name 1 good tony win
Goodness gracious! How many times do I have to say it? Would you like me to spell it out? T. I. B. A. U. Tibau. Gleison Tibau. Got it now?
>Tibau
Gleison tibau lost to khabib nurmagomedov, i asked you for 1 khabib loss, and you gave me 1 khabib win, i will ask once more, name 1 khabib loss.
kek
everyone has him filtered
he was gone for 4 days because he got banned
he got ignored
and just right now i saw him get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
he has no other responses
keep up the good work.
Name a time Khabib won two belts!? TWICE!
I'll wait...
september 7, khabib took the interim champion belt from dustin poirier, with his original lightweight champion belt that adds up to two belts, now name 1 khabib loss.
Khabib khame inside of my gf's khoochie and she had to get a khabortion or else his khareer would be ruined
>interim champion belt
The moment Dustin steps into the ring that belt is discarded. At the moment the bell rings they are now fighting for ONE belt, the Lightweight Title!
Since you can't answer my question I'll go ahead and block you for repeating and spamming the same shit for the past two weeks.
Who did he beat to get his original belt? Surely it was a worthy contender, right?
WAKE UP JON
now that you mention it, can muslims like khabib not have sex until marriage?
khabib wasn't fighting for the interim belt you retarded low iq sub-human the fight was for the lightweight championship you stupid pathetic excuse of a person
All the old p*rsonalities are gone because everyone stopped handing out (You)s. Time to take a hint with the meme flags and trips
>tripfag
good riddance, i won, you couldn't name 1 khabib loss.
wrong, now name 1 khabib loss.
Gaethje is one of the only real ones left
"1 khabib loss" has now been added to my filter.
Have fun arguing with other morons like you.
>filter
gb2r, you can only come back here when you name one (1) khabib defeat.
Did you fluff his khok before he khucked you?
Name a time Khabib has won more than ONE belt.
I'll wait.
>you can only come back when
>he thinks this is his board.
Nice try, kid, you're going to have to try way harder than that.
I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA HEEEEEEEEM THIS JORDAN FAGGOT
>His only argument is a padded record.
Top jej, is this why he's ducking Tony?!
UFC 242
name 1
>he's posting from the middle east
lal. how pathetic and sad at the same time.
Khabib will never be half the man Conor is neither will your country.
>He's still replying.
LOLOLOL
What a sad life.
>Conor
who?
This faggot truly is SAD!!
Jordan is the GOAT at heeming a thread. Spammy BTFO
>His sole purpose in life is to learn English so he can spam a sports board with his shitty points of view.
You lost the moment you stepped in here with that flag.
fuck off, texas.
I am in cahoots with that faggot to derail this shit thread.
shut up sanchez juanito.
Magomed Magomedov
>You lost
wrong, just like khabib NEVER lost a single round, ever.
paco gonzales
>He's still replying.
Very sad. Dunning-Kruger effect in full force.
Comes with the interbreeding.
jordanians dont have names like that you caz
sit cho ass down
Just watched some of Jorges previous fights and he truly is a pathetic fighter. So slow and weak. I'll tell you what, if that flying knee was landed by a real fighter like Michael 'Venom' Page from BELLATOR, Ben Askren would have been dead
i am not familiar with the religion of peace
that's your best response?
point proven... dunning-kruger effect.
look at the state of this shit
>that's your best response?
>point proven... dunning-kruger effec-POW
You should have him filtered by now, Sven.
You should have him filtered by now, Sven.
The only people who argue with him are people that need to laugh at people with disabilities.
He's not a huge threat to this thread he can easily be get rid off at will.
I can say with confidence that these two are seething real hard right now.
Don't reply to me until your country's average IQ reaches triple digits.
Do I dare say that Khabib is....exposed?
T R I G G E R ED
B A I T E D
Easy bait.
>Don't
stopped reading right there
i think you can’t filter flags in phone FUCK
wrong
I can say with confidence that you are clearly a dumb fuck!
I win. You lose. As it always happens with the retards trying to fight pros.
Stay filtered.
Schaub posting will never die my friend, not until he is destroyed.
As a Jordanian-American, words cannot express how embarrassed and appalled I am. I sincerely apologise on behalf of all of Jordan. These disgusting actions do NOT represent our people.
BASED
Crown me KING of /heem/ right now!
>meme
It's a way of life.
Khabib was inside doing an appearance. RIP
twitter.com
cancer
Newfag
what's the problem, b?
one can only hope
>Jordan is back
some user just heemed him he's gone now
no more tears only dreams
hes not only gone, he is completely FLUSHED
He only comes here to derail threads and people still respond to his retarded bait.
100% Best thing is you don't need a condom either, no chance of having a kid.
American lady, she had a kid and killed it then buried it in her back garden, she recently went to court for it and she got ruled not guilty for murder.
her body her choice
based
lol
I WOULD FUCKING HEEM ALL OF YOU
I'm so sick of you belal nigger and your spam
you can heem what's already heemed
i already...
dare i say....
heem everybody even myself! :^)
That is a bold claim. Care to elaborate on your thought process that would lead to that conclusion?
Real talk, how do we take Brendan Schaub down? He is a virus that needs to be destroyed before he spreads and infects the general population.
kek what a shitshow
Based Jordanistan doing Spainsperg's easy work
Well if it isn't a fellow big brained Smif-pilled user. Smiff bless brother
Ked I. Goodman
@jedigoodman
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Dana tells @RobbieBarstool they are waiting for Stipe Miocic to heal and then they are going to do the DC/Miocic trilogy.
You don't.
khapee bumnagomepoo dont wont want none of that KEVIN LEE smoke ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>DC/Miocic trilogy
Lame. Give Stipe/Magumbo 2 pls.
That panther woman in the back wants some of that Mexicock
I don't think we can. Even an hour long documentary detailing almost every one of his career failures couldn't stop him. Schaub is inevitable.
I love each and every one of you
DCAN vs Magumbo pps
>DC told Stipe that he didn't deserve an immediate title shot after getting KO'd
>DC gets KO'd even worse than Stipe
>DC now wants an immediate title shot
>DC gets KO'd even worse than Stipe
Stipe got another crack at the title because the UFC doesn't want Ngannou as champ
But Stipe did get an immediate rematch. They are 1-1 so it's only fair Cormier gets the shot
>One lucky shot that was only landed due to eyepokes
>immediate
>had to wait a year
>and only because bork said no to DC
kek
for those 1337 digits you're not very leet! :^)
>he didn't watch the UFC promote the predator like the next heavyweight champ
>he didn't watch stipe take dana's belt off his hands and give it to his coach for him to wrap it around his waist
kek
in the trilogy stipe will finish dc even faster
I'd crack Khabib's coconut if you know what I mean
Diaz/Masvidal presser starting soon, lads
Dumbest shit ive read in like a week
Stipe was the most dominant champ and the whole organization including the president dana white were openly rooting for ngannou
After ngannou lost he embarassed himself against fucking derrick lewis
The ufc gave him a chance and he blew it
Stipe had to wait a whol year after being the best hw champ ufc ever had
Why did ngannou deserve the title shot before him you dummy?!
Jesus didn’t know CTE is hereditary
>soon
>two hours left
He's based
Wake up Khabib
How do I achieve these JUSTthetics?
punk is too big for khabib !!
Getting in a bathtub for a bubblebath with the nurmagomedovs should do the trick
Literally nothing homo about a cheeky bath with the boys
*takes the back*
This quasimodo looking fat cunt has the metabolism of a glacier. GAINING WEIGHT WHILE ON SUSPENSION FOR BEING A FATASS WHO DOES THAT? I'd rather suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole than spend 10 seconds in her wet dog hair smelling Toyota Tacoma TRD PRO.
I’ve got something special brewing for the new thread.
*takes the piss*
Uh, I don’t think you “heal” from cte
I don't give a fook!
I don't give a fook neither!
Can't wait! :^)
It better involve my favourite MMA website: splinterrnews.
your face is a chastity belt
We will never be friends sos too stop trying.
Wake up Valentina, it's all over.
Wait hold on. Jamal was Asian?
Fuck, Aspen is fucking disgusting, I'd suck on her nipples, they look nice and puffy. Wouldn't fuck though.
Look at her nasty feet.
what did the vestal virgin mean by this?
lads you know that faceapp pic of gooby smiling after Khabib beat him
There were actual news sites that picked it up and used it, it's everywhere. I didn't even know that
remember when khabib called out floyd in a boxing match after saying he didnt care about money ?
for me it's qts
Literally post just one. I dare you.
remember when khabib got paid a record flat fee of $6,000,000 - not including PPV points - after saying he didnt care about money?
just one
xD
Khabib will be a bigger star than McGregor by the end of 2020.
HE'S HURT
Yahoo at the bottom of the page That pic is literally photoshopped. Conor isn't standing let alone smiling before Khabib cage jumps.
Which one?
*spins and chills in your gaurd*
*steals the round*
Meant to link page 1, my bad
the one here , it's a fake image, you can watch it back, that doesn't happen at all but because it's shooped well it got picked up kek
My boy Johnny Walker should be the main event for 244
i much prefer when she was fatter
IT'S FUCKING REAL
Dana said the December card will have 3 title fights
And that they're working on DC/Stiopic 3 when Stipe heals.
Its not shopped lol
Who is Jones fighting next?
i may have made a mistake that was probably between rounds
please ignore this /heem/ don't respond to those posts pretend they didn't happen
we all saw it
>Schaub is inevitable.
I for one welcome our new Schaub overlord
I do not like DC
stop it or i will close the tab
new
How do you lads reckon a Stipe/DC rematch even goes?
DC's not getting any younger, but he was winning the rounds. I'm just not sure that at this stage he can properly adjust himself to avoid or counter the body shots. Dude should have just retired after the Lewis fight
DC will have PTSD once Stipe starts ripping body shots again and fold. That fat fuck got punched in the stomach like 20 times in a row.
i knew it
a lawsuit
usada would also been a good answer
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This is when the photo was taken
yeah was a bad mistake on my part, thanks for the correction
sorry bros
Wtf is wrong with that kid's ears?
Doesn't matter. They'll never fight.