/hoc/ - Racist Leaf Edition

Truth? Wanna know the truth?

FUCK FINLAND
^^^^^^
The truth

>Seth Jones

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shall

go knights

>Seth Jones isn’t in tier 1
>literally better than all of tier 1

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Ahhhhhh

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improve your diet user, that shit looks unhealthy

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where ryan pulock?

fair i guess

awful

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Morgan Rielly will probably make over 9 mil AAV on his next contract

just poured a cup

>unhealthy
Looks pretty healthy to me mate that’s a 4 on the Bristol stool chart with a bit of 5 in there

Reddit has an entire board dedicated to posting poop and they love it

>no Adam Larsson
>Erik Brannstrom
>2 NHL games
Go to bed finn

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*sips*

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>Slavin Tier 3
>Pesce unlisted
Just say you don't pay attention to half of the teams.

oh wait fuck im stupid I didnt see him in tier two.

>coffee
>/hoc/

Do you really need anything more in life?

For me it's a log so long the tip sticks out of the water

And that will leave like 20 million to get 9 NHL players and a backup goalie lmfao better hope Matthews doesn't get hurt again uh oh hahahahaga

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Heiskanen, Dahlin, and Chabot are already the best dmen in the NHL.

they are so far above the rest of the NHL they can just fucking carry the game on their own.

Makar, Boqvist, and Quinn will get to that level too.

The new style of NHL defenceman is incredibly exciting to watch

Good morning, >my team's Nation.

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Lmfao wtf those guys all suck

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>tfw your D-core went from ass to pretty good
I still remember brain strait as a fucking 2nd pairing defenseman during that capitals series in 2015 and anders lee getting benched for colin macdonald lol

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*teleports behind Norris trophy*

heh

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if you dont have one of the new elite skating giga-defencemen your D will always be shit

Heisjanen got BTFO by a fuckin GIRL and suddenly he's good like yo wtf am I taking crazy pills like srs you said the same shit about Faulk now he's a pariah

fucking watch this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=NBdfPm5Zrtg

players like Heiskanen and Dahlin are already better than Karlsson and Burns. They are Orr level.

define giga defenseman. also gudbranson is the worst defenseman in the league

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IM ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE!!!!!

PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN PUCK IN THE NET OR YOU AINT WINNING A MOTHERFUCKING GAME YOUNG MONEY!!

-Mike Babcock

the new young elite (ELITE) skating offensive dmen

Dahlin
Heiskanen
Makar
Chabot
Hughes
Boqvist

Every one of these guys can win a game on their own and take over the ice all by themselves. They are modern Orrs.

Aho is Finlands greatest player

Youre wrong if you disagree

You mean dubass. Babcock hates these zoomer shits

Boqvist I want to see more of. same for makar.

>muh points
awful list

Let's go my team
*clap clap*
*clap clap clap*

which is retarded
rielly is a good defenseman, dont get me wrong
but he is not worth 9mil

Doughty better

>doughty
>better

if chabot can win a game on his own why did his team only achieve 29 wins last season despite him playing 70 games?

Yes zoomed who thinks makar is orr

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his team was the fucking senators

youtube.com/watch?v=U2OOLw3rQUY

youtube.com/watch?v=OwcCiOQM2ZA

This dudes retarded. He compared these players to Orr because he doesn't know anything about hockey.

Ceci can lose a game on his own

This
Is
THE post
>*clap clap clapclapclap*

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Im gonna say preseason and preseason just because kids gotta impress to make a roster spot. He does have promise and I have raved on a certain defenseman a lot here, but if he cracks the NHL lineup for chiraq then he should be doing that

"Every one of these guys can win a game on their own"

orr also played with players that couldnt raise the puck

mcdavid made the playoffs once

Oh ok great analysis so which teenager is the GOAT again?

How do I meet cute Norwegian women to procreate with?

mcmeme isnt a defenseman user

Dalin and Heiskanen are the best dmen in the league and will be some of the best ever

the rest are behind them but still elite and franchise changing players

well he has to carry his team to the playoffs in a way lol. Poor kid.

Probably by being in Norway.

the market is set very high and its the leafs own fault

rielly has once of the highest above replacement values in the NHL

the market is set high by norris winning defensemen
and most of those are cup winners

truth, but its much more practical to carry a team from the #1 C role than it is from the 1st pairing D

Chabot is going to be suffering in ottawa before he gets any playoff time probably

Keith won the 2015 cup on his own
Doughty won the 2014 cup on his own
Karlsson almost won the 2017 cup on his own

t. sunbelt

>on his own
i mean the only one I agree with is karlsson because the sens were a fraud team that rode a shit ton of momentum from craig anderson and got scoring from pageau often lol

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I really don't get the hype around Pesce, can almost always trace an error of his from when the canes are scored against when he's on the ice. terribly overrated imho

huomenta

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If you count Barkov as a Russian (as you should), then yeah, Aho is the best Finn.

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slavin is better anyway.

Surely P.K. must be higher than 2B

I don't think he's as god-tier as the boomers usually do, but he at least should've been rated.

Keith played over 40 minutes 3 games in the 2015 playoffs
once game had 49 minutes

PK should be the tier below

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they were OT games and even then, the hawks got bailed out from playing the fucking perds and wild and ducks to get to a laughable finals.

>there was a 5'3" goalie in the 20s
lmao

>you're 5'2 in 2019
Oh no no no

Don't be an incel

this is a fair point when you consider keith had four more ATOI minutes than his counterpart on the lightning (hedman)

however it does ignore that a geriatric like hossa lead the team in points

and that antoine vermette was why they beat the ducks also. Reminder anaheim fluked their asses to the WCF also

hmmmm until recently goalies were usually the smallest guys on the team because they got bullied into having to play goal

Maybe in his prime
Get ready for the speedy manlet zoomer revolution old man

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Goalies are not for bullying. You can pity them though.

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To be best you have to have most and least goals and most minutes. Your boys are all good and will be tier 1 but it'll take some years.

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Did Dahlin ever get over the acne?

Bowen Byram tbqh

Weebs OUT

He looked like trash in the last preseason game

too early to tell

Well my names user and I'm here to say
Don't like anime? Then go away!

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>both have +/- in the negative teens
hey really weird question here. should defensemen exist to excite retard zoomers like yourself with shattenkirk 2.0 style play, or should they maybe be good at defense

Of course he did, he's an 18 year old d-man

You're just like those people that overhyped nick leddy lmfao

they are good at defence
you can do everything right and still be a minus rating because of other shit

Imagine thinking Drew Doughnuts is going to do anything other than whine about the state of the team and the Knights again for another year.

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my names user am im here to proclaim
if your a weeb then ur hella lame

Where are the Japanese hockey players

i have had sex with many, many norwegian girls. they like me by some odd reason

In Japan. Half of their teams are Finns and Canucks tho'.

people who get to use this excuse: forwards
time when they get to use it: when their defensemen are going for big contracts and fuck up at their core role

I would imagine they're in Japan

could it be your giant dong?

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Ree etc

I doubt you've ever met a Norwegian girl

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>bustkov

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I dont think so unless 16cm small benis :--D is considered giant

When will gary step in and do something about the Finnish problem?

love sweden
youtube.com/watch?v=5_Ta0oXRtxo

good morning

What is the Finnish problem?

sven are you jealous norwegians dont like swedes but drool over finns

They're Finnish, and that's a problem

refusal to sign a contract

Finland is taking over NHL. 2050 over 50% of the players are finns

based THPS2 poster

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They can escape to euro leagues and play when they are mad about contracts.

Im actually very excited for the future watchability of the league

This crop of zoomer retard defenders who just want to pad their own stats is going to return the league to 80s/early 90s style high scoring oilerpuck

no it's my giant IQ

Deadpuck is already on the way out

do people in Finland nag Barkov about him being half russian?

Mongol

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hE's CoMpAaRaBlE tO mArNeR
GiVe 10 mIl aT 8 pLs

What do you think about this guy?
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

thats what they like u mad

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rants deserves marner tier money

hockey

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What you don't realize is that the Swede means ''how unfortunate for you''

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drinking coffee and listening to metal and thinking about deep pucks
youtube.com/watch?v=jyTBQznjd7s

big improvement with this edit

Why, is the gay swede going to rape the pharmacist

should've post without comma after why

Laffs

I feel like this might not be the original

>Marner got heckled by little zoomers over not signing during his hold out whenever he would go out to walk his dog

kek

Rants is better than Marner

He is but the Avs are trying not to commit cap suicide like the >laffs

at first I was
>They can carry the game on their own
but a few posts later I was
>They can't even carry their own line but here's why that was too hard for them but I'm not going to tell you

imagine playing for >laffs

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i wouldnt mind being insanely overpaid 2bh lad

Good morning /hoc/, what are we coping about today?

Actually nothing today.

preseason results

very comfy

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The hellish feedback loop in which I'm stuck

>mfw

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*crashes your franchise with no survivors

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>34 million first line
>14 million over cap
WONDERBOY

>bruins have Marchand, Bergeron, Pastrnak,McAvoy all locked up for a few years under 30 mil
>Laffs
>will probably play the laffs more in the 1st round and eliminate them

good timeline 2bh lads

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Yes. That's what Swedes do to wimpy little babby Finns. It's the natural order of things
Tell me about Dumbass, why does he wear the glasses without glass?

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What happens if a team is over the cap on opening night?

Latvia? More like poovia

"David Backes"

>14mil over cap
Because of LTIR

I see you have adopted to islam very well. Do you also yell allahu ackbar while you slit your rape victims throat open?

sort yourself out. make some coffee

Every contract is reviewed by the league, so it's impossible for a team to be over the cap when season starts.

Take care of Charlie. He needs his chicken parms and is a good Long Island kid

If you can't beat them you might as well join them.

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Deemed illegal roster and would forfeit their games until cap compliant. Owner likely fined huge amount too

yeah I bet you have joined them in many homoerotic acts alright

I actually have no idea, some sources said the league would void any contracts which would push you over hard cap which clearly did not happen with Marner's. Another source said something about voiding any games they play while still over cap which has not been mentioned AT ALL by any news report. So I'm guessing there is something to do with LTIR yet.

You know why you can't play sauna gollum with Sven?

He puts the finger up his own ass

What's Sauna Gollum?

Join me in the sauna and find out

Finns don't have asses, they have cloacas

So glad my team has ZERO fucking finns.

You dont play Sauna Gollum in states ?

And zero cups lmao

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>a finn that is completely obsessed by homosexuality

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keep crying bostonigger

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BOOM got em

BASED

you are better not knowing

based Bluesfan

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*dabs*

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your face when canes and stars wull win next 10 stanley cups

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Actually nah. Script says we get another islanders dynasty

>finnish goaltendering

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more like binnish boalbending:DDDD

seething mongol bitches kys lmao

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that script includes islanders trading laine

KILL HIM OSKAR!!!

The only f*nns our pipeline has are koivula and salo

2010 - Bruins up 3-0 on Flyers in both the series and Game 7 of Round 2, loses 4-3 (on 27 shots)
2013 - Gives up 2 goals in the final minute to lose to the Hawks in Game 6
2014 - Gives up 4 goals on 28 shots in Game 6 and 3 goals on 18 shots in Game 7 against Montreal in Round 2
2017 - Gives up 3 goals on 29 shots against in Game 6 vs. Ottawa in first round, gets caught way out of position on OT winner
2018 - .896 in 4 straight losses vs. Tampa in 2nd Round
2019 - 4 goals on 20 shots, let in 2 of 4 shots in the 1st period of the 7th Stanley Cup game

*trades laine and rantanen to ottawa*

>a swede that is completely filled with homosexuality from both ends
as they are wont to do

>Realized Korpisalo is set to be in goal
Ah shit

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Pyttipannu

I love our Finnish friends

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food for trash people

you might be gay

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Reminder that Tampa Bay hasn't won a game since April 6th

More finn bashing please

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For me, it's being content with having a 15.5 cm benis

>small eyes
>fat face
>surly mouth expression
>pale as a corpse
>bad haircut
the typical Finn

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speaking of which

>Guessing this has been pointed out already, but looking at Tampa Bay's schedule last night, noticed the Lightning face the Panthers in their final three preseason games and then open the regular season with a home-and-home vs. the Panthers.

That's 5 games in a row vs. same team.

>another video of blackface emerges
he based

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One day, Finns, Norges, and Danes will unite and gang up on Sweden.

We'll know early which team is contender and which is pretender

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sissy norges and danes won't do squat diddly

what are the odds they picked a "not home but close enough" team that they knew they could heem the shit out of as some kinda "we fucked up so bad we need to do whatever we can to instill some confidence back into our team" thing

what are the odds they lose at least 3 of those games anyway

>norge
När oljan och dom ruttna torskarna tar slut så kommer ni svälta

we dont have to. we can share their land after muslims have killed everyone there

>When the oil and the rotten cod run out, you will starve
Absolutely based

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>didn't last two full seasons as Knights lifelong before starting to bandwagon better team
I thought more of you, Fair-weather Francis

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knights would have won the cup if refs hadn't handed san jose game 7 with magnets in the puck and back of the net

how are preseason games? I'm visiting Phoenix this weekend and am trying to decide if I want to go to the Cardinals vs. Panthers NFL game or the Coyotes preseason game. I've been to like 2 dozen football games (all Seahawks), and I've always wanted to go to an NHL game but not sure what the intensity will be like or if the stadium will be empty. Not a fan of any pf these teams btw

...

Good afternoon leafs nation

seething mongol bitch

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>or if the stadium will be empty.
you could go to a game 7 in the stanley cup finals in Phoenix and it'd still be a wasteland

imagine if this faggot had the balls to paint his face again, replicate the costume and show up like that on the apologize video.

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>Big bearded Dane, Norge, and Finn dominate a weak tiny Swede

>turns Denmark, Norway and Finland against each other

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Just took a huge Toronto Maple Leafs defensemen lads

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Men vi går aldri tom for bananer, Calle. Tilbake i arbeid med deg.

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Marners contract doesnt put them over the cap. They have 14million in LTIR relief

Image spending so much on cap on forwards like Toronto did lmao.

Defense is a meme

>*dab*

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Lul

Good dab

stronk finnish prospect

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Kek

Imagine drafting a finn in the top 10

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we are literally modern day spartans. Breed to be warriors.

Sweden is the best hockey nation.

I couldn't imagine drafting a Mongol when Swedes are available

sven turn off your proxy

Wish I had snow rn

>drafting a nord top 3
>drafting an american top 5
Only good picks are Canadians and Russians

Wish I had a car rn

HONK HONK HONK

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No proxy. I just understand that Swedes do things better.

let's do it now

Louisiana Alligators

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Swedes are ALWAYS Canadian babbys

embarrassing proxy

thinking about benis

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Name 1 (one) wheatlet swede who won a cup without a stronk wheat eating Canuck carrying him

Want a free junker civic?

What’s for lunch best frens

Why isn't Vermont and Maine good hockey states?

They both have fairly good ncaa programs

All of New england is basically 1 state anyway

Salad

I meant like junior hockey.

Mfw chabot decides to ruin his career

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Maine is poor and Vermont is full of söy

Hello. I'd like to report a rape in advance.

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That's unfortunate.

>nylander now crowd favorite again because of how much everyone hates Matthews and marners contract
Lmao

Winnipeg is so soulless that it ruined Byfugliens love and passion for the game.

>racist
A word that was created by communists and Jews to create division and dissent in white christian nations in order to destroy them.

It worked, too.

>muh white race

based and redpilled

He just wants to fish desu. He's like Laine except actually a man

never heard of colorados coach, is he new

Overpaid cunts ruining other NHL players. They see a 70 point faggot get 10m a year and suddently anyone above that now demands that.
Fuck Toronto.

cringe

Might as well kys then

>bruins total age of mentioned signed players
>109 years
>leafs age of top 4 contacts
>95 years
rmyt

Bednars been around for about 3 years now.

He would have won the Jack two years ago if not for muh 58

hockey (and /hoc/) is for everyone

Yeah he had a very good fucking season turning that shitheap around and gets denied by
>muh vegas

where is rantanen?

It definitely isn't for you

I do respect byfuglien and Laine for their desire to leave the city. I went out for coffee this morning and I've spent the last half hour shooting the shit with someone about "interconnected businessmen" (i gave him my number in hopes I'd het an invite to an eyes wide shut scenario) and watching some street kid steal can drinks and try to fight a hotdog vendor

where is this from?

is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1568885978774.webm

In Finland with Laine.
Thanks to Marner and his like 75 points a year $10m a year contract I think Rantanens agents are trying to get the same for him because Rantanen has averaged 85+ the past 2 years.
I doubt Rant will go for less than 9m.

You should leave too Sam. Make a new start of it in Saskatoon

Switzerland

Besides making the city warmer, what can be done to improve Winnipeg?

Rantanen should absolutely get 10 mil

Glass it

Susanna Tapani

Laine and Conner

>all the babus not gonna stay in camp
>bibeau has to play for roy right away.
hope felix makes the team. He could be a fun kid to watch

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You spent half an hour talking to a stranger waiting to get coffee?

Definately, but then the problem arises with Landeskog and MacKinnon.
Land is on 5.6m a year and MacK is on 6.3m a year. If Rant gets that then you can sure as hell bet they'll both demand that. When their contract is up.
And avs only have like $15.6m cap space atm.

Saskatoon is pretty based.

nice try. won't be opening that link

Nana Fujimoto

wow rasmus looks a lot more confident than when he was coming in last year. think he is about to unleash a huge dab on the entirety of the national hockey league if i'm being honest with you. he just looks ready to grab a trophy or two. what a coming of age story that would be wouldn't it?
youtube.com/watch?v=3lDhgm9r0DY

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>Landeskog demanding the same as Rantanen
i mean he can but he won't get it.

thats what sven would say

Those contracts don't come up for like 4 years at least

what you may not know is that rasmus is a really good guy all around. loves his family, loves the game, loves his friends, loves his friends, loves animals, loves his hometown, loves good times. you just can't teach that.

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mad at the sabres yet?
you will be

Went and got some allah food from my Palestinian bro Mohammad

love church's chicken but their gravy is ass

This is a great post Swede fren. He's gonna explode this year.

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buffalo needs a goalie and solid defense, alongside adequete bottom 6 scoring. Skinner cannot score 40+ every fucking season

good point, these guys should be demanding 14mil minimum

This is not cool bro

Imagine thinking anyone gives a radgeass about swedish players

I love bulju
My favorite swede

>Skinner cannot score 40+ every fucking season
says who?

*takes the puck with speed through the neutral zone*

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Ristolainen is a B U S T

15% season shooting percentage and PDO bender to start the season says it's an outlier

says me and a lot of analysts because you need to have good overall scoring. would you rather one 50 goal scorer or 5 10 goal scoring players who spread out nicely in your lineup?

yeah and heiskanen still miles ahead of him

I'd rather have the 50 goal scorer

his -4 and horrible giveaway resulting in goal says otherwise

Two years ago I might have agreed with you. But FA has exploded and if you are a halfway decent player you can hold out for a huge payday elsewhere.

yeah when did that happen? hasn't been much hockey since the nhl awards has it?

hmmm i wonder what miro heiskanen had on a better team...

compared to his draft class he kinda is

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mohammad makes the best falafel ive ever had its a shame hes going to hell for denying the Divinity of the Risen Lord

skinner has had multiple seasons of 10%+ S%
the idea that he cant hit 40 goals again due to shooting percentage completely ignores his history

Cant stand seeing young males with their shirt hanging below their dick. Tuck in your fucking shirt, you caveboy.

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id rather have a single strong goal scorer
works for the caps

actual question why did everyone pass up on pulock though? him and morrissey could be stud defenseman yet nurse and risto could be shite

>peaking in 2015
good to know that the usgay jr squad will soon be poland tier

his young twinkish face

Are you one of those Canadians that chimp out whenever we beat you in the U20's? You're making the rest of Canada look bad

this entire first round was fucking busts galore and I will never let it go

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Looks at that smooth fuckin' face

Landeskog is not nearly as good as rantanen

no, but im also not one of those american type fans who pretend like they never one cared about teenage hockey after getting BTFO out of the tournament

my only complaint with the U20 or similar tournaments is deciding the winner via coinflip

literally JUST the draft

Skinner sucks dude

>Christcucks

For me its muenster cheese

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i get it, you miss him

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The areas with soul are filled with homeless meth addicts and faggots, and the soulless neighborhoods are full of alcoholic Xanax zombies and fat guys in trucks they don't know how to drive.
I grabbed my coffee then some guy came up and told me I was "dressed sharp" and he started chatting me up from there

>half of them are busts
>the other half are top liners
Really makes you think

>cuckery is anti Christian
The absolute state of this anons insult game

I still have hope for Galchenyuk. He has good hockey sense and a better shot than Yakupov ever did.

most of them had serviceable nhl careers tho. they just werent allstar/generational tier.

blocking the puck with your body grows tiresome after a season or two

Most of these players are busts

Doesn't Hughes have the points record and Kane was the previous record holder?

No more bust than an average draft

Pulock isnt that good

Kieffer bellows and Clayton Keller are shit

>phil kessel will score 40 goals as an arizona coyote

Did you not have someplace to be?

Arizona has the worst offence in the entire league and Kessel won't change that

lets go red wings *clap clap* *clap clap clap*

Is he already getting bullied by teammates there as well? Seems like it happens wherever he goes.

Larkin isn't even a 1st line center

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What is this exercise called?

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After those two decades in the playoffs, how muchonger do we have to wait for their farm system to be replenished and they return to the playoffs?

My DICK isn't a first line center

Lol

This is THE post

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It's just bad draft because the top-5 is horrible. Otherwise it's pretty average. Some late round diamonds in Teuvo and Hertl

take it like a anglophone

Murray could have been a lot better if he wasn't made of glass

They need to stop drafting busts first

Used to do these in judo class as warm-up for backwards rolls/break-falls. Not sure what use they'd have in hockey, though.

its hard to draft non-busts when you are at the 20+ position
their two top ten guys hold promise

That was a joke? I don't see why someone would get dressed up to go buy a cup of coffee.

Driving coffee shop to coffee shop listening to Arlo Guthrie and looking handsome, and I've been doing a great job of it

Larkin, veleno, athanasiou, mantha, zadina, cholowski, Rasmussen, hronek, and seider all in the lineup is still not a playoff team

Murray will return to Stanley Cup form again.

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he was talking about ryan murray

I was hoping for a real answer but ok

you listed three players drafted in the top 10 and one of those was drafted this year

why did you expect the team to have top tier prospects and season expectations when they drafted in the 15-25 slot til 3 seasons ago

wongs fans literally don't know how prospects work. if they can't tilt the league by buying up every available allstar rental the wongs cannot win

Because they're shit

Those were my real plans for the day. Why would I lie about that?

the price they paid for the streak
all of a sudden celebrating a first round exit to maintain some retarded record seems silly doesnt it

Sign a finn, and you'll never win.
Draft a swede, and you're guaranteed to succed.

If EU would have olympic hoki team, it would only consist of finns, swedes and one swiss. Let that sink in.

GET A JOB

There are plenty of elite players in the 20-30 range. Detroit are just shit. They can't draft. Their " drafting prowess" of the past was going to Europe when nobody else did. Now everyone else does and they're shit at scouting and drafting.

Detroit has nothing to show for being dogshit for like 5 years. Look how much the rangers, Blackhawks, devils, leafs, and lightning were able to do with late round picks and making the most of missing the playoffs and utilizing high picks

god i wish this was true

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Kopitar?

SEETH-
-ING
WAG-IE
>*clap clap clapclapclap*

Draisaitl

>we knew Z and D were going to be elite, but we didnt draft them until late for reasons
it was all a fluke. Detoilet was never good at drafting, they only were good at getting soviets and buying players with no salary cap.

>There are plenty of elite players in the 20-30 range. Detroit are just shit. They can't draft.
can you name a single team with multiple 20-30 elite picks?
or are you drawing conclusions from multiple teams across multiple draft years that fluked into an elite player?
> Look how much the rangers, Blackhawks, devils, leafs, and lightning were able to do with late round picks
literally none of these teams made a late first round draft pick work

heck the lightnings best young player brayden point was drafted 79th overall
a complete fluke that he worked out

mostly swedes actually, they wouldnt take more than 2 f*nns

the laffs twink core is mainly top10 picks, not picks from the 20-30 range. they literally tanked for a year to get try and get a 1st overall pick.

So that's why the Panthers got stralman. Had to balance out the Finnish autism.

>a swede
Not 2 swedes

I am, it's beet red

must have high blood pressure

but swedes are even more autistic than finns

my autism rank (have worked in every nordic country)

from normal to autistic;

1.Danes
2.Finns
3.Norwegians
4.Swedes

darling you’re both beautiful the way God made you

thinking about blackface

And they made the most of it. Detroit's top picks are garbo

Thinking about elite finnish centers

>god
*tips fedora

He actually could make it to team EU

thinking about doing a pajeet dance myself

This blackface thing is fucking hilarious bros. Im not even into politics that much but the fact that this dude is Mr. PC and now it comes out that he's done blackface three times and lied about it is comedy fucking gold.

It's like a real life south park episode

the wongs have had 3 top10 picks in the past decade, none in the top5. the laffs have had 5 top10 picks, with 3 being in the top5 during that same time. yet the wongs have won more playoff series in that time. really dont see how can you even suggest that the laffs have something to show for while the wongs have nothing.

It's called networking dipshit. Tomorrow I'm gonna go hang out at Ikea for 4 hours

I did blackface for a presentation on MLK in high school shit was so cash

Which team gets back in the playoffs first, Dabres or Wongs?

thats the difference between drafting top 3 and bottom 7-10th

Detroit picked svechnikov at 19

Colin white was 21
Boeser 23
Konecny 24
Aho 35

They drafted cholowski. They could've had debrincat

Drafted Larkin could've had Pasternak

Drafted Rasmussen could've had necas

Ignoring the fact that switzerland is not an EU country, a wholly evropean team would be:

forsberg-barkov-rantanen
laine-kopitar-draisaitl
arvidson-pettersson-pastrnak
teravainen-aho-ehlers

hedman-klingberg
dahlin-josi
heiskanen-OEL

rinne
rask

if you wanted to throw in the russians it would be even more insane. Also im sure i forgot someone

They're just shit. They're as bad as Arizona or buffalo when it comes to drafting

I thought they were calling it brownface

so you did literally the opposite of what i said and picked a bunch of one off players from different teams that they lucked into

hindsight is 20/20

Did you give the business man my contact info? I haven’t received anything from him yet.

its really well-done. justin took a lot of time working on it and has good attention to detail

so tell me right now, who is going to be the 30 goal scorer that everyone passed on? seeing how you are so pro at drafting players in the 20-30 range.

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>Yakupov 1st
He was fucking terrible lol

This list is shit and you're shit

>If you call me racist for my brownface, then I win

>-Trudeau,1992

suzuki obviously

Have a good feeling about poulin

based quads

certainly not beecher
we all know usntdp has run its course

All tools no toolbox. Skated like he was being chased by hornets.

Fine argument, friend. Glad we had this talk

>8888
Noticed and respected.

It's obvious Detroit has a bad scouting and analytics program if they keep drafting fucking losers

The only finn that would even crack that roster is barkov and he's not even finnish.

This USNDTP hater is funny.

he was right. Your team is horrible and you should feel bad

really? i consider myself realistic

usndtp is shit though how many prospects do they even have for the 2020 draft

Is this nigga legitimately retarded?

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trips and binland wins the stan lee cup 2020

>ahlers over granlund
PUKING

Also Ristolainen > klingberg and dahlin

so who do you rank over rantanen? rakell, burakovsky, zuccarello? and aho, do you think zibanejad or faksa are better?

genuienly curious

dubs to reverse

He's E L I T E

huh
with finns you winn, i guess

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holy mother of based

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IT'S HAPPENING

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He certainly goes retarded in the playoffs

>pisstolainen
hes shit fag

no he is

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Which finn is gonna hoist lord stan lee's cup la?

you would need trips or higher to reverse

its almost like its very rare to draft franchise players outside the top5. you pointed to several teams that got lucky with 1 late first round pick, but aside from the lgbtning drafting a bunch of manlets everyone else passed on its basically a fluke, not a model you can successful build a team with.

This is literally worse than famines and natural disasters

i make the rules faggot

they will understand after bombing out of the jrs in the QF for a decade straight

Detroit are shit m8

Ottawa Brownface Apologies

hes also completing glossing over the fact guys like mantha and larkin were late first round picks that are now leaders on the team

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=Gei7G3daGHI

Why does Shannon film his videos in a walk-in closet?

and the laffs and debbies are even more shit with even less to show for it.

thats a bit of a stretch

Imagine living in a closet

What's wrong with the op pic? I see just 4 healthy white girls.

oh you

none of those teams have done shit in the last 5 years. the debbies and laffs have even had 1st overall picks, and all 3 franchises still have 0 playoff series wins over the last 5 seasons.

>0 playoff series wins
such an interesting choice for a benchmark

His cuck shed burned down

brap wife and her children need their space in the new house.

frustrating preseason so far boys. I'm just minding my own business trying to watch my canies but I keep smelling my boyfriend's anal prolapse from all the way in the other room

now that's what i call a storm surge

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Excited for the season! Treated myself to some Golden Knights tickets and even bought a few for my wife and her friend DeShaun from work. Gonna be a fun year!

>curse of the monkey paw

prolapse is a funny word

what else should we measure? regular season games dont mean anything. the laffs "rebuild" is finished now, they are in the phase where they see what this core can do, and they cant even beat a geriatric chara. the debbies have had a 1st overall pick, and even signed taylor hall, and still cant even qualify for the playoffs. out of those 3 teams the wongs unironically won a playoff series most recently. so tell me how you consider the debbies and laffs to have more to show for than the wongs?

latvia is a funny word

forsberg-draisaitl-rantanen
ehlers-barkov-meier
arvidson-karlsson-pastrnak
landeskog-hertl-meier

hedman-karlsson
dahlin-josi
heiskanen-klingberg

lundqvist
lehner

Caniac here, does anyone have a good way of washing semen off of a jersey? My wifes friend was over last night and he must have accidently shot a load on my aho jersey. my wife says nothing happened between them though, he has a medical condition

why stop at single series wins?
we saw teams like the hurricanes and islanders win series last season
are they considered elite?
would you even consider these teams above any of the leafs, devils and wings?

Thinking about becoming the first ever Golden Knights of Las Vegas /hoc/ tripfag.
Thoughts?

they traded for taylor hall retard

baking soda works pretty good, lad. Sorry to hear about your wifes friends medical condition though

Eat a bullet instead

Do it so I can filter it

horrible

Are we all just going to pretend that the shitty wings are better than the leads

Timo is so good, he plays in two lines. That's some talent out there

>dykepuck

>501 posts
>ZERO lgbtning posters
based thread

hello, how is your night going?
I am doing very well, thank you for asking
What have you been doing lately?
Not much, how about you?
Not much, you?
Same. Just got back from a concert though
Oh nice, who was it?
Fuck if I know, some singing brapphog.
Why'd you go?
Had to take my GF and then feed my addiction a bit
What's your addiction, coke?
Nah, pussy.
Oh.... ok

just realized I have meier on there twice as well
brb gonna gargle a hundred cocks

*ahem*
st-

im not saying they are elite. im not even trying to say the wongs are good. im saying that if you consider the wongs to be a pile of shit with nothing to show for it, then the debbies and laffs are absolutely steaming piles of winnipeg that have been even worse for longer, and even with tanking, still have less current success than the wongs.

...

>still have less current success than the wongs.
by your arbitrary measurement

the other person used the 5 year window. none of them have anything to show for in terms of success over the past 5 years.

lmao thats the problem with taking results as the metric without context

both the canes and islanders would be considered "successful" according to you, yet both "lost" to the bruins all the same

just leave the zoomers to be happy with 1 or 2 titles
I'll just stay here with my 4 rings and mind my own business

uh huh, whatever you leafs gotta tell yourself
we just think you're a buncha annoying cucks, couldn't be pissed to even care about you or your opinions

By your silly measurement the oilers are more successful than the leafs in the past five years.

They are though

hokkä

>hmm I need to look vaguely Arab
>father, fetch me some black shoe polish
???