/hoc/

same reason why trumps grab them by the pussy tape was released only a few months before the election

scratching his own asshole

holding the hand of the girl hes strangling

this is the other picture that he mentioned in his press conference, you can't really tell, but he's in blackface here.

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hey bby

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I really don't see what is racist about Trudeau dressing up like a terrorist.

was he in blackface for the press conference too?

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pedophile sunbelters OUT

given its color at the moment, stealing something from one of their purses

No, he was wearing a Star Wars tie tho

What type of girls am I into?

There is nothing inherently racist about dressing up like another race.

DUDE has been in office for 4 years though

the win tonight guarantees the flames cup this year

race is a racist construct
rice is not

probably the kind with penises

That's not true. I went as the tour de France for Halloween and a guy dressed like Ricky Bobby punch me in the front butt

Quads and the Bruins win the cup

mama mia!

...

Yea but what if that weren't an option. I suppose I don't really have a *type* because I do my best to not interact with anybody. But if someone were to try and set me up, who would they do it with?

If I dressed up like a new zealander, and still act normally theres nothing racist about it. If I dress up like a new zealander and smear myself with my own feces and start raping farm animals, then that is racist because thats a harmful stereotype.

>byutfuckliyen right now

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Fat chick is going to be my second guess

one with a womb

where are my BASED Caniacs @

so friend, this is knights knation

on the corner with some malt liquor

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That's fucking disgusting. Try again

Just took a Las Vegas, hopefully the smell has cleared for my morning shower.

do the birds taste like kiwi?

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>game 1
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game

>game 2
>literal retard says "vegas needs their a team to beat the avs"
>a team
>pirri, carrier, merril, zykov, schmidt, tuch
>perfect pk 12/12 through two games, at least four (4) two-man advantages
>decimate and embarrass the avs by a final score of 5-0 in their home barn

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

cope

skinny bitch with flat chest and no ass you pedophile, final answer now frick off

>mom i posted it again

Zero cups
Zero nhl players produced

also
>shorks
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

blackface is a funny costume

what race is max pacioretty

oh no no no no no no no
cope

oh no no no no no no cups

>u don like fat gril? U r pedofile lolololXDtrol!!D

his press conference was honestly one of the funniest things I've seen in I can't remember how long

italian american

cope

dego

cup

quit crying I gave you 3 valid options
not my fault you didn't like any of them

cope

0 cups

it's like a real life south park episode is happening

a half mexican half jewish half french canadien, who married a a russian

cope

Which ridiculous argument are you referring to here?

our prime minister making international news for dressing up in blackface 20 years ago

no cups
no nhl players
nothing was more real life south park than this
twitter.com/titaniamcgrath/status/1157978451887960064?lang=en

serious question vgkautist
what is hoc coping with when they bully you
you've never won anything so it cant be coping with your success

My only friend at work and the only dude I could bullshit and unwind with was walked out yesterday.
Only thing he took was his coffee maker.
I already didn’t like my job much but the pay was solid and great benefits but the place itself is pure cancer.

Nobody knows why he was walked out yet either but my guess is he didn’t follow my bosses instructions and did the job by the book rather than the ethical shortcuts we are hinted at to take.

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was the russian the mom? because good for the mexi-jew frenchman if that's the case

cope

the russian is his wife

durrrrr cope

he's the SJW kingpin and he gets into trouble for blackface. it's poetic

what industry

>le south park
This place is truly filled with redditors.

>Only thing he took was his coffee maker.
seems like he has his priorities in order

it was a real question. i'm legitimately interested in how your mind works

start a hockey youtube channel

youtu.be/a6otjCKg594

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Even Alabama has produced an nhl player. How can Nevada be so stinky smelly sunbelt?

>my friend
>walked off the job with no explanation
>my friend

Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me.

I'm old enough to remember when it was good
the new seasons are cancer

it means he was fired you fucking retard

he got walked off
he was thrown out

Sorry I forgot, in America when you get fired they have security escort you out so you don't shoot up the place.

Honestly, I think anything can be reddit. As long as people see it as an enjoyable thing it's reddit. Gays? Have fun. Reddit. Tv? Mass consumed. Reddit. Treadmills rather than sprinting? Machines rather than weights? Reddit. Driving automatic because its easier and not because you already have your hands filled with cigs and coffee and a burger and your cellphone? Reddit. Cheering for Canada's team? There is none. Reddit. Wanting don to retire? Wanting any CBC funding to go anywhere that isn't done? You guessed it. Both reddit

kek sad but true lad

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Alabama has always had minor league hockey

Social services. Don’t ask me how I wound up in it.

I literally work at the welfare office and determine what people qualify for. He did the same.
When we uncover clients who have lied our boss does everything in her power to brush it under the rug and move on rather than charge them with overpayments or fraud.
I’m thinking that he presented another one to her, open and shut. She discarded it like all the ones before. He went ahead behind her back and pursued it and then she heard about it later because they probably submitted an appeal or something.

This is my guess. Who knows, maybe he was browsing porn at work but I’m 95% sure it was something like what I described.

I tried texting him about it and he just said he can’t talk about it right now leading me to believe an investigation is happening

truly insightful post

you have to go back

you're damn right they do

Are you a case worker?

Maybe he was leaking workplace secrets online.

Yeah

how did you wind up doing social services?

you're right. those are all reddit

go knights

I applied since it paid more than my mcjob at dominos stretching dough. Didn’t even know what the building was I literally thought it was an abortion clinic to the day I went in and interviewed for the position.

Never thought I’d work in social services but years later here I am

Sorry. I'm literally the most miserable person on earth and that's why /hoc/ is for me. It's the one place I haven't either gotten myself or asked to be banned forever from and Ill walk it's hallowed halls long after the rest of the site is shutdown. Because I'm a glutton for this. Even when people here despise me. Even when they aren't mentioning me. Then I'll come false flag as a legitimate fan of some nobody team like the Oilers or the Habs until I get enough (You)s to be strong enough to post under my own brand. If you see a battle of Alberta conversation and I'm not around there's a good chance I'm both guys

Dustin Byfuglien is gone to play in that big ice rink in the sky

F

*watches rangers become shit again*

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if you're going to quit, do it in style. make copies of everything they're doing against code, and take it to a news network that runs big loud obnoxious stories about government waste

BASED Ed
Genuinely hope you kms

you said dont ask and I did anyway kek get rekt

you're the vegas false flag, aren't you

cope

you're absolutely right about automatic transmission, manual is only even good for track days and illegal street racing. Window down, ciggy on, tunes up.

Shit I have years worth of clients who have just been given a free pass because they called in and cried to my boss and so “lol that’s fine”

why are you posting this as if I care

>wanting don to retire
faggot

Because I'm desperate for the attention and you're the only one displaying legitimate hostility so I'll talk to you as long as you keep belittling me

It's called empathy user

based

>laffs

Not when a person comes in and says “yeah it’s me and my two sons” yet turns out they haven’t lived with their mom for 6 months

Or the people who get on Medicaid and food stamps and just so happen to not mention they got a job 7 months ago.

It’s lying

well it sounds like you're self aware enough to know you're a total loser at least. maybe you can grow a set of balls and sort your life out.

Perhaps you'd be better off working for the local ku klux klan office.

based

Seattle Klansmen

youtu.be/a-GHEHTtNrE
youtu.be/4yXe9ZLOeew
youtu.be/-WpVqkKr9xY
youtu.be/OxlJLz9M8hQ
youtu.be/CybN3jCHnDk
thursday night tunes

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It’s against the law mate. Feelings are not code.
The dude who made 40k last year when the cutoff is 17k? Prob should pay back those 7 months of benefits he got

While I'm doing confessions, another is I was never really that big into the spike. I think I was just thinking of going one weekend and that's why I told someone to fight me there. I've been probably under a dozen times ever

Sorry I don't listen to zoom rock

Why in fucks name are you complaining about welfare fraud in the hockey thread on Yea Forums. G Either tell someone who gives a shit in real life or fuck off.

this isn't a group therapy session, zip it

t. welfare fraud

>tyler the redditor
dropped

*thinks about sugary treats in a high location*

youtube.com/watch?v=Gx1suGEpjbA

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>thing I dont like is reddit
dumb meme

I'm not buddys fucking wife, I don't come here to listen to people complain about their personal problems and to hear about their work day. There are 100 fucking places to go on this website meant for that. It's not my problem fuck nuts has no one to talk to about his shitty life. I want to talk about hockey, not anons horrible depressing day.

cope

seethe weep seethe etc etc etc

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Then talk about hockey you dumb idiot

Just got off work. How did my sharkies look tonight?

sams a real mess since the jets imploded huh

like an aging team whose window has closed with no hope for the future

So, who's gonna win calder trophy this year?
Kakko or Hughes? Seems like both are real deal

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so glad the regular seething of hockey is back soon. less than 2 weeks of pre-seething hockey and then we'll really start to seethe good with the regular seething. im seething already boys

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sharks looked decent through most the game. they had some prospect goalie named Beebo or something and he wasn't very good, but the sharks managed to keep the game interesting up until the end

Kakko easily. Hughes is overrated

Eichel is such an unbelievable forward

too bad he plays for Barfalo

Cheeky fiver on it being someone else

I actually just started working on a longform post about how I've butchered the "Sam" character but I'm going to scrap it and use it as a writing takeoff point instead.

>steals your Hart Trophy

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me? im thinking about deep pucks

imagine if he had some competent wingers to work with

most valuable player for being the only reason a franchise hasn't folded

>we scored on ourselves twice lad.

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the cup is ours

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I know a certain Finn winger who has been complaining about how shit his linemates are all summer, that is due to be traded.

2 of them actually.

amazing, I don't give a fuck

>character

>small market
>manages to turn a decent profit unlike other franchises

Sabres are a financially sound team desu

how did /f1/ get the get and not us???????

God damn it.

It's literally fans of other teams living in the area that attend games when their team is in town because tickets are dirt cheap.

after tonight it's pretty much guaranteed firebro

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probably because you autistic yet still need sleep. better luck next time.

>imagine if he had some competent wingers to work with

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Laine to Buffalo confirmed

>implying it matters which fans are in the seats as long as the organization still ends up in the green financially

There will be more Sabres fans at the games when they start winning. Winning fixes everything.

2bh I forgot Skinner went there. Maybe they can shake things up this year a bit. There was a while last season where they looked really good

i can't get them all pekka

for me, its browsing /hoc/ but not posting about womens hockey because I know it pisses alot of people off and I'd rather /hoc/ be at peace than in turmoil. Oh and also blonde qt girl finland keeps postng is Ella Viitasuo

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based

turmoil is fun

Risto (their biggest problem for puck possesion) is gonna get traded and some other veteran defense cut. Defense core is a lot different this year. Colin Miller and Henri Jokiharu are good players. Dahlin in his 2nd year. Who knows?

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Seattle Murmaiders

watching nxt lads

I watched it for about 5 minutes and turned it off because the commentary was awful.

>Seattle
cringe
>Murmaiders
based
youtube.com/watch?v=60YYQZhBae0

mauro can be a little much, and beth phoenix sucks
>but my bby io shirai is on

that song actually inspired my post lad. brutal.

>@TSNBob
>Laine to Dallas for Roope and Heiskabull

>i check it
everytime

/hoc/ was better before the sunbelt invasion

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here is a vid of Erika Lawler smashing into the boards hard in 2010. This injury caused her to have to retire early. She was a studio analyst for NBC during 2018 Olympics

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I don't know who the commentators are but I turned it on tonight and it took me about 10 seconds to realize Vince was in their ear telling them to say stupid shit, and everything they said was over the top and very fake. Don't care how good the wrestling is, if the commentary is garbage I won't watch it.

here is Michelle Karvinen crashing into the boards even harder

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Here is a vid of me giving a fuck about womens hockey

imagine your career being ended in a meaningless game against china

>that's a career ending injury in womens hockey

there is a lot of finnish man black/brown woman couples in Helsinki and I too have caught the jungle fever

CALL

THE

MOUNTIES

Plz explain this meme to a newfag

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its not that its racist, its that he is now a total hypocrite because he tried to make the argument that things people did 10+ years ago should affect how we judge them currently, and now he is saying this doesnt matter.

ufc is faker than wwf

P-please?

lurk more

if it's not immediately apparent to you, then you must lurk more my friend

based.

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>rake
It's a dig on Canada since they are leafs, and he is going to rake them.

L

stop spoonfeeding the zoomer journalists please

that was a test user, and you failed
you disappoint me

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they're the exact same (unironically)

No. That's just NXT. Corny flippy bullshit. Vince doesn't have time for those little fellas.

just woke my mind up

>well at least Bergland can help shore up that defen-
wait what the fuck is this shit I'm reading. what did you people do to Berglund up there?

>velveteen dream losing the title
i don't think this semen slurping sport(s entertainment) is for me. unless they put the real strap on him instead of that manlet faggot adam cole bay bay.

just got a coffee maker that grinds beans too and i'm using it for the first time, this is gonna be good

where do you guys play fantasy hockey?

you did it you crazy son of a bitch

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yahoo sports

You know what would be funny?

The Coyotes eliminating the Jets in the playoffs.

you're in for a treat. Fresh ground is goooood.

I play with /hoc/

How do i make irl hokkei frens

Jets are beating the yotes in the wcf who themselves beat the Oilers in the divisional

I'll be yore friend if you like the Jets and beer and seeing strippers

Imagining if the guy in that one saw movie was a dominoes pizza insurance adjustor and johns torturing him for that because he didn't think potholes warranted a free pizza. Just a slight riff on the whole cancer thing from the original

it's delicious!

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>71:14
Think somethings wrong with your coffee maker

>Irl
Jets are okay, but I'm cursed with being a Canucks guy.

>Cuisishart

Trust me when I say this has a lot to do with hockey. Jews are so frustrating

imagine the shitposting

you're in Canada, just make a friend with anyone and odds are they are a hockey fan

Just woke up.
Go Canucks

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MUSCULAR post

Jets left caps middle bruins right. 3 GOATs but left to right sorts who's most GOAT

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Move to Las Vegas, NV.

my goodness I don't want to be the one to say this but this post is incredibly based

Kill yourself

Huomenta

But why?

Give Laine update

Dzień dobry Finlandio

Huomenta

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This morning finnish hoki media says: winnipeg is dumpster fire and not contender.

You gotta figure the CBA has a clause like 'after player leaves the league he has unlimited doctor rights"

Hyvää huomenta polan

at mdcdicks rn

>just make a friend with anyone
Now there's an idea

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Fugg binlan

>left to right sorts who's most GOAT
this but the opposite

Grab me a double mac meal with extra pickles, large fry, vanilla shake, and some mcchicken sauce

That picture is more interesting than anything hockey related

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I’d like two McDoubles, two large fries, and a large diet sprite

Here's an idea. Have the all star break be a international tournament that doesn't count but Gary gets to make money off and players can take the game off if they want, and the players can actually all go to the Olympics

rph

RPH

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Summer /hoc/ is awful, but sometimes there are little moments of joy that get magnified by the awfulness.

Huomenta

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Real pashitfic gayhour

I feel like a alien. I hope Laine signs before I have to go back to space

Good morning Lativa

check out my new clock lads

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christmas in 98 days

real drunk as hell eatern hours

you're out of control, reign it in a bit lad

god morgon

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more of a Halloween guy myself

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Amen. Eastern Shitfaced Time is best time.

hello leafs and finn

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test

tees

do u guys like anime

more like anigay

Real Polish Hours
unironical leaf tea *sip*

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nah ladi feel like mr lahey
based alcohol user

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redpill me on busts

they are Finnish

hello burgerfriend

going to pay for my uni retake, and watch some fine asses on my way there. Thinking about ice and october 2 of course

huomenta but the opposite

predicting absolutely no punishment for trudeau because the virgin left has different rules than the chad right

also /hoc/ is poo poo

Fuck the haters, you made my night. Thanks /hoc/bro.

odd how this picture just >suddenly surfaced now about a week after an election was called. now none of the parties have to talk about politics or actual issues and can just talk shit about each other instead.

who /daoilers/ here

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>manspreading that much

A LITERAL NAZI.

i doubt any woman would complain about this chad
even the meanest lesbian

*sips*

what are you sipping binlan?

eating string cheese

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hmm

how to get big benis

I would like to point out that I dont get the point for not signing Point.

>odd how this picture just suddenly surfaced now about a week after an election was called

The election wasn't called you idiot. It's following the traditional 4 year cycle. In 2015 the Liberals won. And you also haven't been following politics too much if you think they just "talk about issues". It's always mudslinging from the dredges of humanity. Politicians (especially career ones) are human garbage. Always frothing at the mouth when they can find an opportunity to get more money/power.

I'm pretty sure the "by choice"
>aka I'm too fat and ugly, and my standards are too high for any guy to want me
lesbians would stir up a shitstorm over that.

For me it's Sasha jr.

parliament was disolved last week. there is an election set for october 21, retard.

Good morning /hoc/

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hyvää huomenta

did you dream about laine?

rise and shine wagecucks

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I have a bad feeling Jets would want at least 1 first and 2 seconds, plus got to save cap space for next round of bridge deals expiring.

kek

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cringe

cope

laine is finnished

CARLOS!

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

based

What happened to Mr Trudeau??

just a real ass nigga being cool af

N

Don't you do it

I
P
P
O
N

Finland’s seethe continues into a fourth day.

patrick roy is my favourite hockey boy

>Laine never getting a contract
>Pulju gets to play pretend hockey in Europe because of bad management
>Kakko confirmed bust
Has it ever been harder to be a Finn in the NHL?

I know for a fact he isn't stop coming here and lying to everyone like wtf is ur deal mfer

*zips*

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don't forget that huala was kil in his first preseason game back from injury

hes really handsome

*unzips*

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What’s wrong with Finnish people

Talk about Norway for a change.

finnish heritage disease

Laine will come back to NA when he's offered a little apartment inside the Fortnite HQ building

where does norge keep the trillion dollars?
asking for a friend of course

i dont get the hype behind the flyers prospects.

Provorov is nothing special
Konnecny is good but likely a 2nd liner
Nolan Patrick is shit
Hart has played 1 season
Farabee and Frost cant make a shit flyers offence

what are people seeing here? why does everyone have the flyers so high up on prospect ratings and projections

false hope is all that the people from philthy have

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huomenta

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looks good. what an ungrateful pricks

proxy off pat

>rags

>golden showers
And there are anons who think they will win the cup LMFAO

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>whosev
cope

>w-we didnt need a khl allstar
kek

Post stupid teams only idiots cheer for

>hill billys
>golden showers
>Lose-a-peg jets
>laffs
>rags
>faggits
>xheattle
>dorks of anal slime
>kangz
>can't pucks
>crylanders
>Bombston ruins
>saint blew it lose
>Pissburgh Hill Billy birds

Shitmonton Soilers

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team usa

Business idea

From Oilers:
Adam Larsson
Jesse Puljujärvi
A pick

From Jets:
Patrik Laine
A pick

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Shut up stupid ASSHOLE

To jets
A bag of dog shit

To the Bangladesh tigers
Laine
Byfuglien
Helleybuck
Shyflea
Carton of Marlboro reds
New pair of Levi's

Carolina Relocanes

thinkig about ass

cope

>A bag of dog shit
>Bangladesh
More likely a handful of human shit

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>unlimited doctor rights
glad hockey players get these and not handegg players. they would just use these to fart in his face

wtf do the CC tigers gotta do wit dat

Also no ones gonna help them with their laine troubles. Take the mystery shit or leave it.

>saint blew it lose
>actually won the cup

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What's wrong with Norwegian people

What's wrong with Canadian people

They have only 1 good land border neighbour

>located in Missouri
>implying they're salvageable

Nice cope puck slut

>m-muh cups
Fuck off twink

What's wrong with Swedish people

>Canadians
>people

What's wrong with United States of American people

Just saved a 5 TB high resolution image of teemu selanne to my external hard drive

Who's your team bud

What's wrong with Danish people

Lads I think a chicagonigger is in /hoc/

Not your bud you fuckin twink go pull your pud elsewhere

What's wrong with Greek people

Nothing, they're just notorious normies.

cope

I have drafted a plan to end finland

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What's wrong with Russian people

I must say it's fun to watch reddit try their best to pretend blackface isn't a big deal now.

mind if I save this epic me me?

What's wrong with Brazillian people

Hey you stupid fucking twink how does he win if he got his head ripped off? You fuckin dumb ass street shitter stick to cricket before I start getting abrasive.

What's wrong with German people

>Also no ones gonna help them with their laine troubles
Help? Edmonton fans dislikes Larsson after Hall had a career year. Larsson is a 1st pairing defenseman which Winnipeg need and will desperately need if Big Nog retires because his wife has been cheating on him.

Laine is a streaky overrated Finn that would've had 20-25 goals if he hadn't had one 5 goal game vs a shitty Blues and a couple of more multi-goal games in November.

Spice that with another spoiled fucking Finn that is sulking and hope Laine don't play fortnite in Edmonton and there's a deal made in heaven.

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>before i start getting abrasive
dilate

What's wrong with New Zealander people

>I must say it's fun to watch r*ddit
I stopped reading there. I suggest you go back.

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Makes sense on paper but Holland is more likely to only trade depth players for draft picks

What's wrong with Polish people

starting to think the memes about norge intelligence aren't memes

What's wrong with Latvian people

STFU Finland
Holland is also in charge of a team that won't make the playoffs so...

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What's wrong with Slovakian people

what is the main industry in farmington?

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What's wrong with Czech people

he got a job

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STFU 1993land

I think holland is too scared to make big moves like that though also the cc tiger logo is my favorite he just looks ready to skate hard and make heads up plays

What's wrong with Japanese people

>mad at half the central
>st blow it lose
sup reddithawk. sorry that window is still shut so nice and tight

He's holding that handle like he's afraid of it

What's wrong with Romanian people

Do they have internet in deadmonton ?

what an ironic hat

What's wrong with English people

Half the central? Can you fucking count? How much meth did you smoke today? It's fuckin 9 am

my nuckies
my knights
my yotes

What's wrong with Irish people

well you're not supposed to hold it while it's cooking so the photographer was just like touch the handle to look like you're doing something

post more tiger hockey teams

I'm pretty sure he's a craps fan. I remember him.

What's wrong with Finnish people

are you some sort of retarded hill billy with ptsd

shut the fuck up ugly mongol bitch YOU are what’s wrong with f*nnish “people”

They spam and far to many of them are not in the bin where they belong.

Nope, just remember your spergery.

HEY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

haha found him
hey isn't it early for one of you guys to come over from Reddit? usually you hide and no one sees any of you until you clinch your ticket to an early playoff exit

Thank God >my team has only one Finn.
>he had more points than Kraapo Bustto last night
LMFAO

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holy kek their cope is palpable

whatever hill billy retard long time no see how's the tooth

youtube.com/watch?v=sZXrK3f4zbk
They say you should not generalize
and say e.g. that Germany is not good.
Neither should you
generally I think,
but this does not apply to the country there
Norwegians live.

Norway, Norway, it's a rotten country.
Norwegians, Norwegians, a fucking ass band.
Norwegians, Norwegians, they fish bad cod.
So if you see a slip
that pulls up a fish
he is undoubtedly Norwegian.

Norwegians are terrible, so ugly and so small.
With ties that are disgusting with Norwegian flowers on. '
They cater to themselves and have fun
and yodel and stands in.
You ask yourself when you see them,
how stupid you can be.

Norway, Norway, it never rises.
Norway, Norway, a lot of houses and homes.
Norway, Norway, you stain on our earth.
Feel it stinks
right down to Dogger's bank
from your Norwegian sandwich table.

You should give a real blow to Norway as a nation,
because they have such ugly mountains and poor people's pensions.
They don't make cars
and the bikes are cash
and their great single poet,
his name is Peter Dass (privy).

Norway, Norway, it's a fucking country.
Norwegians, Norwegians, they should be taken care of.
Norwegians, Norwegians, the people the Lord gave
a hopeless pile and a lowbrow forehead
so that the hat falls off

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youtube.com/watch?v=uh2fZkLNSdU

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>still seething at kappo

cute

youtu.be/5abamRO41fE

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>debbies fans think they really have a chance
Wew, I can't wait to watch this sinking ship.

based tiger swede

the hell did the blues ever do to you besides get put in the intensive care unit by tom wilsons preseason tard tantrums

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>le reddit bogeyman
Obsessed and seething

Do you think it'd be good idea for winninjet to sign Laine with 15m$, to fix some of that defencive hole caused by Buffs retirement ?

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Is this a technique your hill billy therapist taught you for when you get BTFO

based yuma lad

cope

I know I just wanted to do some abusing because I hate Australia and your smug fucking attitudes despite being an irrelevant country.

living proof that if you force something hard enough, people will come to appreciate it

Good job misinterpreting why r*ddit and everyone who browse is should go back and take cocks in their ass, you dumb fucking s o y boy faggot.

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that's how your mom came to appreciate my cock ;)) (jk bro lol)

Sweden is so fucking based holy shit

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what you are saying is that the yuma-poster raped us into submission?

yup

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tigers are badass. there should be a tiger team in the NHL. tiger striped jerseys would be cool

>rags fans thought they had a chance
That’s also cute

(You) get the fiercest tiger for that

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no, I have a small brain so she taught me to say "cup" and seething chirpers like yourself would get very upset but eventually stop replying

15 million over 5 years maybe

Only if they're yellow and black orange tigers always look like shit in sports uniforms

Seattle shocks everyone and takes it as their name

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no wonder i feel so cold when i see the posts

The Rangers will be better than the Devils this year mate.

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>banned for posting ass
Phone posting it is!

Chirpers? Fuck off hill billy you probably have a southern accent. If I heard you say chirp or flow or any of that shit irl I'd literally eat your ass

Yeah but kick my nuts because I got quads so rags are going to be shit again
>le breadman
>pooba
>krappo kaka
>lundshit

>yellow and black tiger

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>feeling cold
forgot what that feels like 2bh

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>le angry go back man
Have sex

maybe you should try being on the otherside of your posts

No they won't. Even though Subban is overrated and Devils defense is suspect, what depth does rags have behind Panarin (who's a PPG player) and maybe Kakko?

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how can i accomplish this

meant for

White tigers are fuckin based that's some bad ass Siegfried and Roy fuckin power ranger exotica shit GOD DAMN

Get a trip so we all can filter you, r*dditfag

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lurk more

Right, short bridge doesnt fix defencive holes

alt logo

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okay i will

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dont think you understand what lurking means

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i do :)

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>le can't stop replying man

If they made this tigerOr this tigerIn white it would look bad ass on a mostly black color scheme like the kings

Laine signing for a ton of money doesn't fix defensive holes either. The FA market does not have any good options either, noone should even consider Phaneuf. The best option they should be looking at is players placed on waivers following preseason when teams set their rosters.

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our cities are at like the same lattitude, retard. and no way you'd eat my ass faggot. prove it, there's no way you've got the guts

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tiger? but I hardly know her

it's a must-win game for kitties tonight

>rags
>THREE CHL prospects
>trusting college kids and euros
oh no no no....

Oh wow a homophobic hill billy just assumed my latitude how fuckin original

See the tiger knew if he bit the stick in half like the shark he would choke on a piece. But the shark lacks the option to do anything else so they are perennial chokers.

My dude that is some bad ass looking cat

love rags ragazzi

tigers cower at the sight of the mighty brown bear

Oh yeah? I'm not scared bitch I'd suck ya right off if you put your money where your mouth is, but you're all talk

Chabot signed 8 years at 8 mil

what an overpay

chabot is elite

Beat constipation lads

I've always liked this one. If I wouldn't have been so afraid of changes when I was young and played hockey I would've played for that team.

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Honestly sounds pretty gay and not even in a cool way

20 and going to be a captain at some point
Pay him now and get it over with
If it looks bad in year 3 throw him out
They have plenty of money

no defenseman is worth 8mil
especially not at 22

good for chabot. excellent defenseman and a franchise face soon for the snes or whatever they become in the next few years

Whoa

It's like a hippie tiger

probably has a ntc/nmc

who is that

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>no defenseman is worth 8m a year
Except you know
Seth Jones and klingberg both are going to be future captains and Norris winners

wayne simmonds

Martin Luther King

>no defenseman is worth 8mil
you're crazy. lidstrom in his prime today would make 10+. dmen are valuable assets

plenty are worth 8 mil
chabot is worth it

>klingberg

REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE

If that's what you call lions, then yeah I guess.

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>ntc/nmc
>ottawa
why wouldn't he want to get traded literally anywhere else (except for maybe winnipeg)?

Trudeau in black face

business idea: make the puck honk and blink red every time you hit it

no

PK Subban doing one of his classic skits

karlsson's 7 year contract was structured that way
its pretty common all around the league

Klingberg is elite mate he saved the Dallas stars season with amazing defense he’s so massively underrated

dallas' defence is literally all Heiskanen. Heiskanen might be the best dman in the league already

which is interesting since the wongs were the best when lidstrom's cap hit was below 15%

they were the best when there was no cap

This is an incredibly based post

A /cric/ poster

and the league was at its worst

figures. what a fucking pussy

>he fell for the offensive "defense"-man meme