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CLE: Civale holds Tigers to one run through 7 1/3
OAK: Blake Treinen out for season with back issue
OAK: Canha drives in winning run in 1-0 victory
OAK: Bailey fans 11 over seven scoreless vs. KC
NYM: Alonso ties McGwire with 49th homer in win
ARZ: Ketel Marte dealing with back inflammation
LAA: Rengifo has broken hamate bone, season over
HOU: Sanchez (shoulder) likely out to begin 2020
TEX: Rangers 'not optimistic' about Gallo return
HOU: Correa not in starting lineup on Wednesday

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youtube.com/watch?v=DkjXKz_4z4w
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firstros

my cardinals won a series today

>BASED STROS

>GAY YANKS

>CUBBER WUBBERS

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY YANKS WERE SUPPOSED TO GET TO 100 FIRST! IT WAS OUR TURN

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Undisputed 2019 WS Champs.

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>BERDS!!!

>playing ymca at wrigley
pandering to the boystown crowd I see

did they have the gay cowboys with assless chaps out dancing to it ?

BASED Bochy with the exclamation point career 2000th victory

Tigers have actually won a pennant this decade. Has the Tigers bullpen ever given up two grand slams within one week? Because that's what just happened to the Orioles.

Homosexuality everywhere in this post

>maddon complaining about red's pitcher's laces
what a fucking sissy

I should also add that the Orioles have already broken the record this season for most home runs given up. It's currently at 287 and it looks like it'll reach 300+ by the end of the season.

KEK SCUBA

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as a cubs fan I just want it all to stop

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

>natinals lost
>cusb lost
>broos lost
>lillies and mest won, both are now only 3 GB
Is there a chance bros?

where did it all go wrong?

tamatoys.tma.co.jp/
Assign one to every team.

Injuries, no sense of urgency, bullpen still shitty, terrible situational hitting, injuries.

>phillies
soroka tomorrow. They'll be lucky to beat the braves but they can dew it maybe
>mets
if they can win at least 6 of 7 against the fish and reds, they could do it. However, they need the nats and cubs to basically crash and burn and a lot of other factors. Same applies for the phillies

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Cards will sweep the cubs at wrigley so yes

if they can take 5/7 against the cubs, then that kills their chances. Brewers however have an easier schedule so they could make that wild card spot. Nationals sputtering out also

Ben Zobrist lmao

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together forever

cub brewers nats mets phillies broship?

Hey man, show some respect

how come no red sox thread? aren't they the best fans in baseball?

oh wow you fell for the micks meme?

mlb.com/cut4/cubs-fan-apologizes-to-brewers-after-twitter-brag/c-297011574

As a cubs fan I'm so sorry

Yea Forumsstros desu

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If you like doyers in October, then boy let me tell you about the bullpen

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*throws away yaks homefield advantage*

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>flubs

ohnonononononono

It's going to be the A'ss, I just know it

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How the fuck do you nearly kill the Mets season then lose a series to cincy?

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Great..erg is here..ugh!

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>Doyers

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Haha epic open mouth man posting

We need maymay to put these guys in their places.

As a Dodger fan, I'll gladly take this loss knowing the Yankees were sticking around their clubhouse for hours and hours hoping to celebrate after losing their own game. And then being unable to

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tHIS ASSHOLE GOT SOME NERVE DABBING ON MY BERDS

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twitter.com/cardinals/status/1153739735409598464?lang=en

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Hmm... and just... let me just.,.. while i'm here... ah.. well,
>mest

it's all so tiresome and predictable

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We are taking a stand to defend the /mlb/ we left. We will find you, furry. We will hunt you down, tranny. We will slaughter you like an animal. You should never have fucked with the cardinals.

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>drops some poo on the cusb and sewers

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Brothers must we fight night after night
Can't we just appreciate what god gave us... this beautiful sport... turn up the radio... some burgers on the grill... mm

If you look back, one of the first ellipsis post I remember was made by gogers ("this is psychopathic" or something like that). Just a food for thought

I suspected that crooked asshole was pulling the strings all along

I warned you all not to trust the fudge packer

whatcha gonna do with that finger sweatie

Thank you based Rays
Really takes the sting out of my nonexistent hitting

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This is an interesting development

He played us like a fiddle

Mmmm...springtime and crack o the bat...

>mest

Ballgame on....birds'a singin....nothin like tunin' in on the 'ole radio...maybe 'ave a burger...'barb outside with the little ladies...mmmmm

mettie jetties

>cusb

my mettiejetties

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>los doyers
lel i couldnt even imagine being a fan of this fraud ass team

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Most Mets fans are Knicks fans. The Nets are some weird New Jersey thing

You can't reason with these niggers. They just post for the sake of it, sometimes even when we win. It's beyond beief how autistic two or three of these guys are.

>Mets
>fans

Yes the mets have fans.

stupid fucking idiot

get this moron out of here

in a seethe now are we kek jesties mesties nesties!!!

wow, you're really fucking stupid you know that? stupid fucking trash piece of crap

cope, but also seeth

Why do you need to post this right away? We have an interesting final set of games to see unfold yet y’all wanna keep spamming with gay louis n shit

uh oh....

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that's an ad hominem fallacy!

Get this hothead OUTTA here kek

we're going to enjoy the final games

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looks like you fit the bill1

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The inspector will hear about this!

I want this asshole's home number

the inspector has checked out for good according to his last post

>jets
>fans

Hey Faggots,

My name is Zack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any baseballs? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you're probably too scared to step foot into a ballpark. This is even worse than watching your baseball games on a stream in some random
virus aids ridden ass website.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the baseball collecting team, and I've snagged over 10000 baseballs. What hobby do you have, other than "watching drawn japanese baseball cartoons KEK"? I also fucked max scherzer's wife (left the cumrag to the side but that's another story entirely), and have this new banging fort bragg commemorative baseball (Just fuckin snatched it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

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Here we go met jets here we go *clap clap*

assassin for hire, I want 95561528 taken out. Make it fast. Make it painful. Make him miserable.

Oh yes daddy~

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boy do not test me.

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coyboy troy is the new sheriff in town

Astros will choke in October like they did last year

>be houston
>be favored for the 2nd straight year
>lose

Oh you guys can go screw

oh you guys can screw me also go cubbies

it's late night /mlb/
It's time... For a closer look
youtube.com/watch?v=DkjXKz_4z4w

>seth meyers
oh idiot

does /mlb/ even /fit/ or is everyone just a fat ass like bajp

does /mlb/ even /hm/

>implying favored last year over boston
bro...

>be houston
>be favored to win the ALCS over boston
>lose anyways

Uh houston is based

Winky please come back, I miss you

god i cant wait to get piss drunk and >cusb and >cusb and >cusbs myself into a stupor when its October and the >cusb are not participating

LITERALLY my friday night

This was me for the Colorado game last year. God bless wolters

me..totally me

cruisin for a skubin

this is me...literally me...

forgot my pic

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"yes of course i'm a Yankees fan, how'd you know?"

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I apologize for posting in this manner. I was too concerned with the "can I" and not enough with the "should I" so I ended up being controlled by my own ambitions and ended losing what makes me a human being.

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I understand.

>cusb

>scubabs

137th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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no it's happening again..control...self...please don't make me do it aga- CUSB KEK SKUAKUBA!!!

Are you ready? Is you ready?

>scub

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>cosb

Man you guys suck at shitposting. You just spam the same thing over and over. Every team loses games. Lol I'm outta here

Not the Astros or Dodgers.

>cusb

After last season, no

So what are the chances the cubs and nationals pull a 2007 mets and shoot themselves out of a playoff spot?

No

What is it with you people?

WTF was that?

Astros were the walking dead by the time they got to Boston last year.

Looking healthy this year at just the right time though.

>tfw there are two Game 163s and a Game 164 between the Game 163 winners to get into the Wildcard Game

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Cubs have 7 of their last 10 against the cardinals. Nationals have miami philly and Cleveland to close out their season. The chokejob is possible on both ends

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>posts slags
>they all suck

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Whos ready for Boston being swept in Tampa?

Wow I haven't seen so many red flags since the bolshevik revolution took control over moscow.

I hope the Rays get in the playoffs. They are a real underdog team. The Indians are just a worse version of their really good teams of recent years.

>getting swept in front of a crowd of 20,000
it’ll be hilarious

whatever

astros desu

I don't think Acuna's 40th dinger has come down yet

>philly
kill yourself

>bankees can only hit their wives and girlfriends

FREEMAN

>not walking Freeman with 1st open
Kapler deserves to get fired just for that.

game 163 between mets and cubs in wrigley. book it

>has walked Freddie with Donaldson behind him
>won’t walk him with Duvall behind him
1000iq move

Acuña has 40 Homer's and 37 stolen bases

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FLY THE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

cubs arent even playing right now

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>C
>U
>S
>B

kek oh no cusbs kekkekeekekk

Cubes shitters are just as annoying as cusbs posters

Top right literally wearing an astros jersey

Oh no no no no no no no
>scuba
yikes!

>cusb

Marlins? More like Winlins

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the reds have been uneliminated from postseason contention

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>Domingo placed on administrative leave due to domestic allegations

Why can’t our pitchers stop hitting women?

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chappy didn't hit his gf, he just >FIRED EIGHT SHOTS FROM A GUN

After choking her.

that's the thing about copypasta, after a while you just sorta gloss over the details

And that's a good thing!

Winky would have liked that, RIP

Mets 1 game out of the wild card going into next week

they look like the all carry herpes

poor dog looks tired of her shit

BASED

who /brew crew/ here?

>BERDS!!!!
>CREW!!!!!!!!!!

They discontinued the Chipotle chicken griller at tbell and I'm fucking livid guys. How do i cope???

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>not eating del taco

eat food for adults

astros desu

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>German slapped his girl at CC's party, a very public event
>right in front of an official from the commissioner's office
Forget the domestic violence, can we suspend him for being a fucking moron? I don't trust this type of decision-making in the playoffs.

Why are these Yankees pitchers so violent?What a horrible organization to be part of.

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Chapman's DV charge was while he was still with Cincinnati, it's part of why the Yankees were able to get him for next to nothing.

We keep signing guys from countries where nobody thinks twice about slapping around their wives.

make your own, neet

C Yeli a savage.

H8rs b needin the bandagd

do any of you dudes look at a team's SBnation site after things like this German DV shit happens?
the comments are so incredibly cringe I can't believe it's not parody sometimes

*comes back and puts the team on his back*

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um.... the phillies played today

>nl central: "alright brewers hands up it's all over for you"
>brewers: *chuckles*
>well I haven't even played my best card yet. I

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fucking astros suck fucking dog dick
nice start verlander you gay baby dick
nice 1 run you fag offense full of fucking faggots
fuck you bitch motherfuckers striking the fuck out against shit pitchers like a fucking bunch of fags
shit team
fucking losers
fucking team of faggot losers
fuck you astros FUCK YOU ALTUVE
FUCK YOU BREGMAN
FUCK YOU CORREA
FUCK YOU YULI
FUCK YOU BRIAN MCCANN YOU BITCH
FUCK YOU MARWIN YOU GAY FAGGOT
FUCK YOU REDDICK, CAN'T HIT WORTH A SHIT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
FUCK YOU GAY RETARD SPRINGER
AD-D-D-DUHHHH I THTOOPID THPRINGER, I T-T-T-TALK LIKE A W-W-W-W-WETAWD
NICE SOLO HOMERUN FAGGOT
IT'S ALL YOU BUNCH OF FAGGOTS COULD COME UP WITH
FUCK YOU CHOKELANDER
FUCK YOU SHIT BULLPEN AND FAGGOT HINCH
GOD DAMMIT
GOD DAMMIT
GUARANTEED LOSS IN GAME 7 BY THIS GROUP OF SHIT
GUARANTEED NEVER GETTING TO THE SERIES AGAIN BECAUSE THEY'RE NOTHING BUT FAGS
NOTHING BUT GAY FUCKING GAY ASS STUPID MOTHERFUCKING FAG ASSHOLES
NICE SEASON YOU FAG MANLET
FUCK YOU MANLET
FUCK YOU ALTUVE
DUMB BITCH
FRAUD
ASSHOLE FRAUD
FUCK YOU LOSER

yowza

astros desu

>yfw the White Sox win 70 games

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lads... we all agree on the post season bad guys rankings right?

1. dodgers
2. yankees
3. cardinals
4. cubs

GG Red Sox
Almost swept ya

uh oh discord has arrived. Well, the baseball chatter was nice while it lasted.

>you now remember brauns 2011 mvp season

>you now remember the assblast doyer fans got when braun won over kemp

Fuck matt kemp for making a big deal over Braun using a topical cream.

Brian McCann isn’t on the Astros any more sweetie

>you now remember prince fielder gut swing after hitting a homerun

And fuck dodgers fans for crying over literally nothing

>you now realize braun is still playing for the brewers while kemp is out of the league

>you now remember the tears doyers fans wept when they lost to the astros and red sox in game 7

>red sox
>game 7

If the series wasn't rigged against >us I think we would have had a better shot at boston than faveLA

>you now realize that he messed up and forgive him for his game 7 error as you realize you both share a common hatred for the dodgers and their spic fanbase

>you now remember nyjer "my nikka" morgan on the brew crew

FUCK the diedgers

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>you now realize the entire fanbase for la doyers eats bean and cheese burritos

Lucky ass 2nd seed faggot. Lucky puig of all people got a home run to seal the deal. Lucky you got all the fucking borderline calls. Our offense was hot as fuck going into that series and you see shit call after shit call and we slow down.

ALSO THANKS FOR GRANDAL HAHAHAH

>this is now a doyer bashing thread

>German slapped his girlfriend at a public team event
>some cuck league official sees it, reports him
>immediately suspended
>all of leddit calling for him to be burned on the altar of social justice including yankees
>universally hated
>could care less, just wanted a good fucking pitcher
>LITERALLY THE DAY AFTER SEVERINO COMES BACK
>cherry on the cake: Aaron “greg oden” Judge out of the lineup today after he hurt his shoulder diving for an out last night

AaaaaAAAAAAAAFAGAGAGAGAGFAFAFFAFA WHYY DOES GOD HATE THIS TEAM

WHY CANT NIGGERS NOT BE NIGGERS FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES IN PUBLIC

WHYYYYYY AAAAGAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE FUCKING SPICSTROS GET TO WALK RIGHT TO THE WS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE DODGERS AGAIN

REEEEEEE

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But not all people who eat bean and cheese burritos are fans of la doyers, right?

are the angels the white man's team?

>faveLA

>la doyer fans mow lawns for a living

>la doyers lose for a living

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>mfw a dodger fan asking for change outside of a chevron gas station

>mfw a dodger fan uses the community pool

>talking to yourself in a dead thread

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>mfw a dodger fan orders carne asada fries from albertos

>dodgers fan

doyer faggot

>dodging world championships
ayoo miss me wif dat champ shit

>99 wins
>God hates this team
Uhhh

The Astros have 100.

the erg imposter has returned.

>1

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Fucking egg imposters

>mfw a dodger fan selling me roses on figueroa blvd

>mfw a dodger fan invites me to eat at titos tacos

Hey, let's all have sex with our new pussies. We can synchronize our dilations too. Go cubyals.

>mfw a dodger fan wearing a pro club tshirt

>mfw a dodger fan says “orale”

Took long enough

What the fuck is an Umpdres?

Kek metty moos

>mfw a dodgers fan gives me black beans on my burrito instead of pinto

>mfw a dodger fan driving a beat up silverado 1500

It's a word used by seething Cubs fans upset that their team isn't as good as they thought it'd be.

>mfw a dodger fan eating tamales and pozole during the month of december

>mfw a dodger fan driving a riced up 2016 honda accord

reminder : anime is cute, beautiful, AND sexy

This is an attack on anime.

you ok big guy? you seem upset.

>his team's win total is only 99

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mlb is dead. and at the right time to

seems good to me

Fellow yankees fans...

Why do we keep signing women abusers? Fuck man...i cant defend this.

Thats it, im rooting for the braves.

How much shitposting will you be partaking in inside of the Cardinals Cubs thread tonight?

We cant all play in the shit division that is the NL worst

gonna make fun of both teams desu
go crew

get ready for a lot of gay louis and boystown posting

Announcing the official Mets - Cards - Padres broship!
Mardres!

i usually only >cusb these fruit cakes into oblivion in the /mlb/ thread since the cardinals don't need their own game thread to be popular, but boy OH BOY, cubbiewubbies better be ready for a shit storm tonight

My mardres

Hey man, I can respect that. But show some respect

that's good but I prefer the Padretards

Bad Guys @ Good Guys

I can respect that

I assume you're talking about that Joshua Diemert faggot scolding all men for their toxic masulinity

I called Judge being injury prone last year. You just knew that his giant, freakazoid, goblin body was never gonna hold up.

yeah lol
it's so fucking bad, one of the cringiest virtue signalling posts I've ever seen

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That image is fucking horrifying.

Did anyone forget that he SLAPPED his girlfriend in PUBLIC?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them keep him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The MLB made a smart and ethical decision in reporting him. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become an Astros or Dodgers fan (whichever one makes the world series)

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>Did anyone forget that he SLAPPED his girlfriend in PUBLIC?

the athletic is reporting this is fake news and that it actually happened monday night/tuesday am at his home. the athletic is probably the best sports publication in the business.

that said if he slapped his gf at CC's gala I don't think that's worth suspending him for the playoffs. maybe if he punched her or something

You can just go back to being a Mets fan

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I just posted the below. how long before i'm permabanned? pardon reddit spacing gotta know my audience over there.

those are all correct. i'll cover your four points one by one.

- all male mammals fight in formative years; play is honing aggression and strength and establishing pecking orders, useful in family structures and later in mate selection/competition
- males must be strong, yes - they need to be productive in the external world without being completely disabled by their internal emotions; this is evident simply by looking at who women choose as mates (strong, powerful, influential men with resources). having a degree of autonomy over your emotions has personal and societal utility.
- true for the same reason as above albeit not 100% as some emotional expression among male populations is not only OK but necessary
- men are absolutely more driven by logic (more distinctly developed parietal lobule)

you need to try to get your facts from science and history and not from postmodernist, neomarxist narratives that have infected the media and poisoned academia, particularly the humanities. yes, men and women (and boys and girls) are more alike than different, but the differences are extremely, extremely important, and to toss "traditionally" masculine norms out the window because we've become overly sensitized to their corporeal manifestations is absurd and frankly dangerous to a society.

our generation is not magically better than the hundreds of thousands that have come before it, nor is it smarter than the collective, shared wisdom we have amassed through the ages (i.e. our instincts), and to think differently is to bely a hubris that will end only with our destruction.

ban me. i'll stil be right.

Austin Hays just made an incredible catch

95573313
big time cringe

Do us all a favor, wipe this off your hard drive so we never have to see this atrocity again.

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lads why arent my cubbies winning! THEY SPENT ALL THE MONIES AND ARE LOSING TO SAINT LOUIE STILL :(((

I gave this image the same reaction I would if I saw a queen of spades or some NTR.

Y A N K E E S
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K
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>tfw no more beta ass yankees staying up past their bedtime watching scoreboards for permission to celebrate
way to go trout

trout didnt even play dude. Angels are completely fucked anyway since they dont even have ohtani that series

>anglels will now get bullied by the astros
astros desu

That's the point. In the closest thing he'll ever get to a playoff game in the next 20 years - postponing another team's celebration by a day - he was injured as usual

GOOD GUYS MOUNT A COMEBACK TO TIE IT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH

T A R D S
A
R
D
S

Yea Forumsstros

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astros fans fuck dogs

Snitker and Mattingly are going to be the only NL East managers to not get fired aren’t they?

>cusb

>Krimbel
>cusbs

All aboard, losers.

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>krimbel
>scuba
>krimbel
>scuba
>krimbel
>scuba
>krimbel
>scuba
>krimbel
>scuba
>krimbel
>scuba

Man I cant wait for cub trannies to seethe tonight
watch fucking mickey stay because the mets finish above .500

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>officer = cardinals
>cusb fan = cusb

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the good guys won tonight in chicago bros

stop making fun of the cubbies

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sorry fuck chicago

SCCCCCCCCCCCUBA KEK SCUBA

Cairg Krimbel lol

>cubs trannies shaking with rage

BROS MY CUBBIES WERE THE GOOD GUYS AND LOST TONIGHT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

oh fuck you..just fuck you

tardinals suck desu

Hey, is the cusb fan anime shemale over here, it ran away from the other thread

F this

Im shocked that the cubs let alone found a way to get that game tied yet they blew it from kimbrel. Thats the kicker. This opens up the door for a fun 10 final games of the season and the phillies and mets arent dead just yet
yeah (s)hes in here crying about the bad guys winning.

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I am livid

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID MY CWUBBWIE BWUBBWIES WUBBYWUBBYS WIN TONIGHT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>mfw when a dodger fan collecting cans

For me, it's the gunslinging closer craig krimbel

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kek

>mfw when a dodger fan drinking coke and eating hot cheetos

youtube.com/watch?v=dN7Gx8blNPU

"hey son, did you stop posting your girl cartoons just because your cubblers lost? you used to love those"

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Did the Wilmette Whales win tonight?

as a cubs fan, I just want to be shot in my sleep. please, just end this nightmare

The Indians have beaten the Tigers 18 times to 1 this season.

oh right the tigers exist. Thats 18 free wins for you cleveland

this.....this can't be happening cubs bros.........I thought kimbrel was a good closer..........

the user that made this synced it so well

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as a cubs fan I just can't handle this anymore. just kill me

And yet Minnesomalia has lost to Degroid 5 times

and whos in the division seat?

imagine really being the father of a cusb tranny. my heart goes out

>regular season matters

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i mean at the same time, injuns can miss lmao

literally no chance. i lol every time i look at their remaining schedule

and? crazier shit has happened before. Look at the cakewalk of the brewers schedule

>brewers
what point are you trying to make? they're getting in too

well, the point is even if the schedule LOOKS easy, they can be trap games

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING CUBS BROS

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its time for theo and maddon to get the fuck out of chicago on the first fukken train smoking

Why does it say the Marlins had a 0% chance to make it in march

They can stay and go to the White Sox. Winning 90 games would be a vast improvement for that team.

Because they built your roster and a majority of the good players? You’d be a dumbass and a fool to let them go

give the cubs back eloy and its a deal

because it was true?

Nah they can keep eloy. Cubs need to focus on their problems first

mediocrity is not acceptable fuck out of here theo

I'm a brainlet aspie

Let's all just take it easy

trading rizzo for pitching is that were this is headed cause im with you on that buddy

the twins are worse than the wild card teams

>tfw the Indians went 18-1 vs the Tigers

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Where did the cubs tranny meme come from? Who is the cusb tranny? Are there any ties with him to "older" posters of /mlb/? Which ones?

fuck detroit

Yeah a pretty mediocre package for rizzo probably. I head the Marlins need a 1st baseman
Pitching wise yeah, but hitting wise they are pretty much a sponsor for manfredball

Where did all the Cubs fans go?

i what to wet my dik on your bf lips

I never shouldve taken the pills

Honestly don't even recall a serious /mlb/ cubs presence before 2016. The cubs tranny is just some recent queer who posts smug anime girls as himself with every post

Friends, my domestic partner is literally shaking and on the verge of tears right now...I thought the good guys were always supposed to win? My cubbies are falling away from the evil, bigoted, homophobic, racist Methinals fanbase. It’s the 2016 election all over again, white trash being allowed to rig a competition to prevail over love and righteousness...I know Hermione and Harry were able to prevail over the Death Eaters when it looked the bleakest, but I just don’t know if we can do it...us, the Chicago Fire MLS ultras, the entirety of Boystown and deadspin all need to join forces if we are to take down this evil foe. It’s the only way, but I don’t know if it’ll be enough. *sob*

Can't believe the Cubs blinked and gave Kimbrel a bad contract to add to their huge pile of bad contracts.

you dont know shit...we were a great crew back then...Swedes...Ecuadorians...Canadians....

its okay once maddon is gone and Girardi is managing the cubs every things in the club house and on the field will get back to WS baseball

yet buy MANKID took over and that thread is disgusting af

it's okay. xou can always fix xir endocrine system after our cubbies get in on a wildcard slot

I see. Is there a chance at him being mo?

Girardi's too old school. they will hire some inexperienced marmot like Rossy or Loretta to follow the trend of Cora and Boone

I STILL BELIEVE IN MY CUBBIES

MY CUBBIES AND MY PACKIES ARE WINNING CHAMPIONSHIPS THIS SEASON

THEY WILL COME BACK FROM THIS

LETS GO CUBBIES

seem like old school is in order with losing series after series on the road...fuck rizzo and lester for the way they ran the clubhouse

this is an attack on the sanctity of man

>He gets triggered by smug anime girls
Like this one?

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oh fuck you just fuck you!

suddenly a mankid appears

You're very welcome.

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are you one of the cubs trannies

>cubs trannies
Is this the latest forced meme from reddit?

its funny let it stand for now

well, we can only hope Theo and/or Fake Ted Cruz understand the situation. most of the {speculation} leans towards Ross, though

yes.
"mankid" didnt work because the team is literally filled with mankids like rizzo and contreras

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we are all humans beings why are we doing this to eachother

the only sane man ITT

PSYCHOS TO THE GENNY

viridi isnt an anime girl nintoddler
no reddit hates when you call people trannies since they too are part of the 41%

define human being

And YES, i am a tranny. So fucken what?!? It's 2019, grow up.

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prove it

>implying calling people trannies isn't a meme

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Erm, excuse me, but I don’t appreciate you insinuating that MY Boystown Cubs aren’t a safe haven for all members of LGBTQPIA++, including T’s, P’s and Q’s.

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/pol/ detected!

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stop fighting we're all the same let's just stop fighting!!!!

>And YES, i am a tranny

Tell us something we didn't already know

drumpfter detected!

we are losing sight of what makes us humans

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avatarfagging is against the rules

N chan?

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define this term human

skuba kek

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as much as I like cirno, avatarfags should be hung like here

This?

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this is psychotic, we need gogers

>alright let's steer the ship back to baseball

friendly reminder that Daniel "I dont agree with the gay lifestyle" Murphy (also known as "Murph") batted in the lead off spot and went 2-for-4 on gay day at Wrigley Field in 2018, as the Cubs beat the Reds 9-0

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Daily reminder that >detoilet started a guy at all 9 positions on the second to last day of the season with the first overall pick on the line, and accidentally won

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gibson is a disaster area. if he can't get his business figured out in the next two weeks, I don't want to see him in the postseason.
at least the long dongs are still fun to watch.

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kek I remember that game. that was fun watching detroit shuffle him around to get him in every spot

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Are the marauding gangs of youths still terrorizing Target Field?

The comedy central was a mistake

you want a zach wheeler or noah syndergaard?

>Reaction images
>avatar

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probably. anyone sticking around target field after the game is over - or minneapolis in general - is responsible for their own consequences.

based

based and trannypilled

we need an organized group of people to examine these posts...

It's time for a new inspector 'round these parts
Inspector ERG, it's your time to shine! We appoint you Sheriff of /mlb/!

My first act as sheriff is to legalize anime titties

not so fast, ERG

With great power comes great responsibility
Is ERG ready for this burden?

honestly, both would probably be a straight up improvement to Perez or Gibson. I'd be content with whichever we could get at a lower cost

I'm already passing laws bros

tripfags and avatarfags

Mmmmmm.. I 'member dem days when the anime waifu draft was apart... I thought o' it... implemented it...then this tranny asshole came out'a nowhere n hijack'd it...made it somethin it aint s'pos'ta be... chang'd things 'round...just like manfred...Mmmm...it was an attack on me...could'a ben some'thin special...then the wanker stol'e it...

/mlb/ is still pro mana transfer I assume?

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eh... the'y say'ain' no cryin' o'er spill't' milk...'but 'ain't a' day go' bye' where' i ai'nt think of wa't coul'da' been we're m'y pl'a'ns implemen'ted'...MMmmmm...!

I fear I've already peaked... it's strange seeing your magnum opus... you're life's work.
I hereby abdicate and appoint barbecue bob and his hotwife barb

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I doubt wheeler goes, but noah is on the block for how fucking petty he is with the catchers.

Obvi blackface is wrong and racist. But why is dressing in drag acceptable? How is that any different?

MMmmmm...'a't' leas't I 'ave good'ole'barb... keep'sme youn' 'she does...Maybe' try'summa 'that sw'eet tat'oe pie of hers..'yer fixin'ta luvvit''

we already determined those last two posts you quoted are not anime...

is it a personal or performance issue between syndergaard and the catcher? our guy Garver has been a great offensive producer but he's had some catching blunders that I've taken grievance to that I could easily see a pitcher developing a problem with.

I'm cumming for ya, idiot

>"mankid" didnt work because the team is literally filled with mankids like rizzo and contreras
Truely the best.
Rizzo is what happens when you a frat boy RA become the team captain and Contreras plays with the world biggest chip on his shoulder

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Y-yes inspector

People are already gathering. Here's everything we know so far about Storm Area 51's 'Alienstock' festival

anyone tuggin

/hoc/ here
just wanted to check in on a couple teams during the preseason and maybe make a few posts, but you guys look like a bunch of faggot weebs in this thread 2bh

The Cubs have a run differential that is 1 FULL RUN PER GAME better than the Brewers but they are losing in the standings because they are unclutch beta boys.

right here dawg

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>statpad your run differential on blowout wins vs the poorats
>be surprised when you're not actually that good vs. contending teams
scusbs are absolute frauds

saw you in the cubs-cards thread wanted to let you know that’s a good image you posted

nah coomer took my joy away from rubbing one out

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>Wojack
*Yawn* Get lost on your way to /nfl/ or a dive grass thread?

i guess baseball isn’t for everyone

this picture needs to be the Op pic for the next game

Its more he fucking hates wilson ramos and prefers tomas nido, who is, I kid you not, a fucking horrible offensive catcher and has little upside, and rene rivera who is just as bad. Noah could see himself traded even if hes a fan favorite in NY.

also he feels like shit in that rotation which is really bad for his confidence. Matz is our worst starter but he can have great outings every now and then, so his consistency is an issue

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mettie jetties!

All hail the penny girl

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fuck dirty harry

seek the one they call asshole

is he the same as wanker?

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

one of them posts the role call "asshole" the other posts the roll call "wanker" and when they see it in /mlb/ they go bananas

this guy

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God bless you Inspector

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Just look at the archives and search for "wanker/asshole" you'll see. It can't be one person. It has to be multiple people. Just look for yourself and you would reach the same conclusion I have. It's only 2 people.

wanker alert

just take a gander yonder kek... just take a peep kek

Jeff Bezos unveils sweeping plan to tackle avatar posting

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>dominate the division until 2022
>at least 3 WS wins
theo and nate carbon LMAO

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/mlb/ requires more anime to drive off these invaders.

I r a scuba kek here is i

Can't wait to see ya friday night for some fun shitposting with your best friends!

oh you just wait til friday night bro. I'm gonna SUCK YO DICK!

I'm probably going to the bar and to see rambo with some rl friends. but ill end the night with shitposting as usual

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Gonna be a blast hanging out with your best friends on /mlb/ friday night!

Can the Yankees Win Their 28th World Series

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this guy is bullying bajp for no reason...

I don't have any /mlb/ friends : /
just people that call me fatso and two-team faggot lol

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I'm your friend BAJP! Your best friend on Earth. We're all your best and only friends!

maybe

It's late night /mlb/... it's the season for treason
youtube.com/watch?v=PlJFEf32T2Y

I really wouldn't mind syndergaard at all. like I said, both wheeler and syndergaard would be strict improvements in
>our
current rotation situation. I think Perez is the first dumpoff come offseason and Gibson is 50/50 on whether they think his second half is bad because he was sick with ulcerative colitis or bad because he's a bitch pitcher that tries to pitch around everyone he faces.
The dilemma is that the Mets asked for Buxton and prospects in exchange for Syndergaard, and while Buxton did end up getting himself injured for the whole season bumping into a wall
AGAIN
trading Buxton for just about anyone, straight up one to one, is an incredible trade. Buxton has basically unrivaled defensive upside, so demanding anything significantly beyond a player to player trade for him is really difficult to rationalize. So I don't exactly know how acquiring syndergaard works out without high demands in return

I guess i could be your friend, birdbro
>t. brainwashed tranny

>Tripfag
>Friends
Of all the things to lie about on the internet.
Reminder this is the guy who offered to bribe people in the white sox gamethreads to come with him to a game.

Lay off BAJP, we're all he has

Brewers dump Padres, gain ground in wild-card race

and
the same person

I doubt the mets will trade for buxton since there are people like nimmo and smith and lagares has found second life. What the team truly needs is an elite 3rd baseman who isnt a mess like frazier (he has okay stats but filling the hole wright left is hard), and a better bullpen. Noah could be traded but at the same time whos gonna be the 5 starter?

again, I like noah and he can be great, but hes a 1 dimensional pitcher once you get past his fastball and slider. Also his arm is gonna blow off so who knows. Main key for next season is to get diaz to improve on save situations and get that slider back to form

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A man who sounded like AB answered. I introduced myself. He hung up. In a text, I asked him if he would share proof of his claim that the woman asked him for money. He replied “foh clown”

So we’re extremely confident that’s AB who sent the text messages.

...

fantastic seats too!
i don't like anime, i dont want people to feel sorry for the whitesox, they don't hate the cubs enough to adopt the cardinals as a NL cub predator. they're all shut ins, im not. they dont think having to fight black people while doing an emergency tire change is funny, i do. they're all gone now, there hasn't been a white sox thread in 2 months. it wasn't meant to be.

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frankly, twins would probably take him even if his arm was guaranteed exploded by the second half. the SP situation right now is so incredibly bad. there's a huge gap and, as far as I can tell, there are no homegrown SP prospects to fill in a gap, so it basically has to come from FA. I don't see the skinflint Pohlads okaying paying a premium for something like Gerrit Cole, so Syndergaard is actually on the high end of conceivable FA starters that could be acquired.

Whoa, fucking flashback