/hoc/

Just wait until captain Koivu comes back. He will whip everyone in shape.

red pill me on why Minnesota is pedosota

whosev

>the absolute state of the pooperplay

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sens are unstoppable

appreciate the OC, op. Keep at it.

poo peeland

Highest percent of population on the sex registry out of all 50 states. Something like 2%. That’s almost 9x higher than the next highest.

Until it comes time to pay players with skill

we tried to warn people

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>game 1
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game

>game 2
>literal retard says "vegas needs their a team to beat the avs"
>a team
>pirri, carrier, merril, zykov, schmidt, tuch
>perfect pk 12/12 through two games, at least four (4) two-man advantages
>decimate and embarrass the avs by a final score of 5-0 in their home barn

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

They aren't the Jets.

I heard New York is a nice city is that true

theres no way this isn't a falseflagger

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if by nice you mean shit then yeah its very nice

>1 goal against tampa's junior team
OH NO NO NO THE MEME IS ENDING

what city do you live in

making porkchops

Shut up faggot Pedosotan

cope

What is he doing

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wow. yes

UNBELIEVABLY IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/18661593
strawpoll.me/18661593
strawpoll.me/18661593

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Finland ontario probably

I do but once in awhile I have to take a safety pin and spend an hour popping that shit out.

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cringing at /hoc/

The meme dream team is just beginning.

thinking about offer sheeting colorado and winnipeg.

you posted all this
about the preseason
twice

thinking about rantanen and laine hanging out and having fun

thinking about Eichel reaching for the cookie jar on the top shelf...

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Kenora

vatanen gonna have 164 assist season because like we all know preseason games are very important

banging some hot immigrants in switzerland

*i can feel it scooting in the air tonight*

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Laughing at liberals

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he's smelling his fingers

>Jacob Trouba is an elite defenseman

*scoots the puck into your net*

heh, nothing personal

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are you ready for YOUR Carolina Hurricanes?

K E K

Cope binland

I'm always ready.

>master, forgive me, but i'll have to go all out... just this once

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yeah let's get it over with I suppose

Yes but they are purposeful

benis

cope

no

are you ok

guess I shall until my flames start

My grandparents are from Minnesota. They say it's because the state has too many welfare benefits so all the deadbeats are moving there.

But they're also 90 years old and can barely work the tv remote.

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if they have a purpose they cant be meaningless

I thought tampa was supposed to be good

doesn't Minnesota have lots of somalians that piss on little girls and stuff?

no one thinks this anymore

Minnesota has THE LOWEST white population of any northern state. This includes places like Maryland and New York, who each have cities with more population than the entire state of Minnesota. It’s a literal shithole that no one willingly moves to or lives in. This is why mild fans are so angry all the time

>that insulting offer to Brayden Point

Is the Tampa Bay GM that retarded?

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Rating special teams in preseason is mostly pointless. Many mixed up line ups with random ahl/prospects getting pk/pp duty to see if they can do more than 4th line sheltered minutes.

>tampa
>good
They havent been good for years. The canes own these little baby bois

>UPDATE: Artemi Panarin will not return to tonight’s game (mild groin strain).

sccaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr

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They very well can be.
They are purposeful in allowing teams to better evaluate their prospects and allow those prospects to play in a semi nhl environment.

They are meaningless in the sense that the final results are all reset at the beginning of the regular season.

>Panarin "mild" groin injury
OH NO NO NO

>mild
AAAAAAAAAAA

>rags

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>blots

reminder that if the jets had won game 6 and game 7 the blues would not have advanced to the second round

ruh roh >rags

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f l a m e s
l
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m
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sources: nowhere to be found

SHOCK THE MONKEY

youtube.com/watch?v=MvGfYu4gOlQ

I mean you're totally lying. Minnesota is 83% compared to 65% white for New York State.

It's also more white than Michigan, Ohio or Illinois. What a strange thing to lie about on the Internet.

yes, when they move up here to cleveland and rename themselves, sunshit canies faggot

Wow, it's almost as if the Rangers are playing 3 games in 4 nights, and Panarin already has a goal and has shown he's ready for the season, and now they have an excuse to sit him for the next 2 games without pissing off the fan base.

>Minnesota has THE LOWEST white population of any northern state
imagine being so angry that you live by niggers, you go online and spout nonsense
lmaaaaaaaaooo sad

Idabros, 'm doing a head count

All the Idabros, count off!!!

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>rags fans just now realizing Trouba is shit
>Panarin just tore his groin in half
>rags

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what is wrong with this leaf >rags poster? is xe posting ironically?

>Haula's injured again
:^(

Completely Based Nazi???

>pedosotans suddenly flocking to the thread to shitpost
Where are jannies when you need them

>generic IPA

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>he trusted a finn
kek

haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>the vgk autismo literally proxying as fast as he can to "win" the poll before writing another huge nonwhite aspergers post

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>mfw never even been close to idaho

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please ignore him, we purposely trained him wrong - as a joke

my NHL team is playing now. shall be rooting for the steelies from afar

Keep coping, chambers

>yfw it’s season ending and panarin doesn’t play this season

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Update on Pulju in Finnish "pro" league?

>these levels of cope

It's going to be great when we have Vancouver and Seattle fighting.

>your name is Chang!
>no YOUR name is Chang!

>that one minnesota hater who literally seethes every time they're mentioned
you need a new hobby my guy.

>e-sports
>pro
wew

only shit games on tonight

no these are really important games (more important than regular season)

why did that laffer flop into the boards

can't wait for the epic banter

It will be the gayest rivalry in all sports more like. They'll probably be the same fans depending on which team is doing better.

sweet get bro

But Seattle-Portland MlelS already exists

canucks fans are pathetic but they enjoy misery too much to be fairweather

I wish the LA fags that do that shit would fuck off.

MLwhat?

if this post ends in 4, 7, or 8 i fap before sleeping tonight

Should Oilers go with center depth or keep a top heavy attack?

uhm. are you forgetting about the vegas brown single mothers vs the san jose rentboys

based bracket

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Think they have no choice but the latter.

thanks Yea Forums

I'm talking about the new fans that pop up.

canies

unless this post ends in 4, 7, or 8 i fap before sleeping tonight

all protective gear should be 100% optional and there is literally nothing you can say to refute this

Exactly

>ducks won a cup before the kings
lmao what

Why doesn’t the pedosotan mild want to win games? They already gave up and it’s just a preseason game

If condoms were mandatory we wouldn't have to deal with your retard shit.

did the kings hold a parade in a parking lot? checkmate

Got a case of beer
Got my dude
Lads it’s time

league with more fans than nhlel

Kek

I fucking hate the Cascadia. That whole Pacific Northwest bullshit. It's going to be pure cancer.

all of LA is a parking lot

more like "ass-gay-dia" lmao rekt

yeah that highway during rush hour

imagine bragging about the preseason
kniggers are eternally seething

c o p e
o
p
e

imagine not bragging about literally anything good that happens to >your team

why are you always so mad user your pathetic impotent rage only fuels me further

dilate seething golden shower

That's a crock, Canucks fans will cheer for the Seattle Dick Tucks because muh Cascadia

The energy is absolutely dead in Rangers-Devils game. Aren't there any young ones fighting for NHL spot?

Disney magic

it's nice that offseason is over so we can all go back to hating eachother

try to imagine legitimately liking the >rags

bragging about the preseason is like bragging about winning a participation trophy

t. boomer

if hoc was a GM and had pretty much all the pieces in place for the year but had a tiny bit of cap space left, and jaromir jagr said he would take 700k at age 47, would hoc sign him

cope

Lol id never be that fat or wear a fedora

It's fucking pre season, of course there is no energy. Let alone game 1, where there will probably be 10 cuts tomorrow.

cringe

>noits made the finals in season one
>your team has only made it twice in forty-five years
JUST

I'd bring him in as a player coach.

based Yea Forums

dear god i love jeff petry

i just hate the worn out memes,
hoc needs some new material

Imagine fighting with fake fans. People dont actually believe lifelongs are serious do they?

dont worry, lad. I got some great stuff in the works for the regular season.

I just like farming them for the attention
I don't even care if they're real fans or not, they always jump at the chance to give me a (you) like the little cucks they are

>w-what did you just say to your friend over there bro..

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what did the blots mean when they got btfo by the canes twice in a row

I saw vatanen talk to kakko!!!

ha ha who needs empty-netters am I right guys
holy fuck

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hello /hoc/ i just woke up from a game 7 loss induced coma. What did i miss?

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There can be lots of energy in preseason if you're playing the ahl/prospects that are going to work hard to make the team.

cope

imagine an nhl coaches reaction as you fire him for this

The world is a very different place from 2013

>plotz

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leafs are losing to the snes
liljegren and sundin are nowhere near ready

nothing really

Bruins lost the cup and the knights blew a 3-0 lead in game 7

Towards the end of preseason yes, that is when good players are actually fighting for their jobs. It's game 1 literally half the guys in this game will be gone by saturday.

S H O R T Y

H

O

R

T

Y

I dont stutter nor repeat myself

Kadri Jihadi is finally gone. But now the laffs are cap fucked and paying 3 players 30mil+, in a league that's never seen a team paying 10mil to a player win a stanley cup.

poehling

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what a fucking move

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It's Jagr. I'll give the poor coach a spot in the farm system or something. Or is there a player-scout role?

>grandpa bay

>Steven Stamkuck

I'm going to miss his suicide attacks desu

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what the fuck is your problem

auston matthews 82g 82a and he plays goalie half of the season

so the twink player and twink GM finally went all the way in the bedroom i see. Pretty romantic

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no one knows why he does this
at least this faggot was gone all offseason

>That Backstrom bounce for the game winner

Why is he so perfect lads?

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who perfect to start preseason lmao?

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based

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Explain this, Canada.

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Canes Nation, of course.

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>tfw no new steve videos for a while

it's preseason, who gives a fuck

>2019
>finnish meme players
why would a team do this to themselves?

it was a different time ya simp

based

excuse me, but a very important poll has proved that preseason games are extremely meaningful

Spoken like a man whose team is 0-2 right now.

cope

wtf i love trudeau now

Bouchard is looking like he can play top 4 on the Oilers right now. Dont like the idea of rushing him in, but he's looking like the best puck moving dman on their team and is taken command on the ice.

Damn I'm hungry but going out to get food is such a big journey. Nothing is close to me FUUUCKK

i made pork chops they are pretty good

shhhhhhhh hockey has started
take it to /pol/

>ed desperately trying to get /hoc/ to care about his team
KEK

It's ok when pedos do it.

>nor
>oh, you're gay. well be on your way pal, and hey, thanks for supporting the sharks

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preseason matters to me

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glad to hear, remember your post about them earlier

>rags

>mad
>at english

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preseason, regular season, playoffs, cup final, it doesn't matter to me because its all hockey and I love it and its for me :-)

what did you put on them user

>wearing that
>calling anyone else gay

roast beef sammich reminder that tavares is overrated shit

With finns, you do anything but win

*HONK HONK HONK*

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>fitzpatrick
whoawee. sorry kid, looks like you're not getting that 3rd string role

>Vatanen player of the game 0+3
>Niku player of the game 0+2
uhumm

Point better sign soon because this is pathetic.
Gourde-Stamkos-Kucherov
Maroon-Johnson-Palat
Killorn-Cirelli-Joseph
Conacher-Paquette-Raddysh
BarreBoulet

Hedman-Shattenkirk
McDonagh-Cernak
Sergachev-Foote
Coburn

Vasilevskiy
McElhinney
Domingue (traded for forward depth)

just salt paprika and an "italian" seasoning. pan fried them with garlic and thyme

>literally just mustard in the fridge
>didn't have supper
>closest place is 10 min drive

FUUUCCCKK

nice.

>"italian" seasoning
you ever smell that shit and realize they just sold you oregano

yeah pretty much

hahah wouldnt it be funny if this team lost in the first round haha lol....

>btfo jews
>btfo mudshits
is pork the most based meat?

>A FUCKING FRUIT

Oh mr prime minister

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Pan fry some mustard

which of the four remaining games is slurping the least semen

HONK

HONK

H O N K

hello ahmed

based trudeau giving us legal weed and dressing up like a dirty arab for the bants

This is actually blowing up hard. It's everywhere.

>ahem

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>rags unironically spent 1/8th of their cap on panarin
>already injured
OH NO NO NO RAGS BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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holy based

because it completely dismantles his entire platform of anti-racism and >muh melting pot

Its definitely the most triggering and offensive of the meats.

problematic as fuck
my canies are keeping the cup out of canada just for this

Sounds like it'd be too dry. Ketchup fixes that.

...

wtf I love trudeau now

mustard > ketchup

>t-three games in four nights hes okay
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah but it's also all over the international news. It's hilarious.

>R

>10 min drive
Oh no, better just starve then.

Sweet Moses I hope this is real

>Panarin injured
>Haula injured
who's next?

hockey karlsson netminder

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maybe you shant have drank 10 beers for a preseason game

Why, he's just preparing to conduct a diplomatic inquest into the Saudi/Houthi conflict

What? Literally check any news source right now. It's a certified scandal.

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>A

ive never seen a level of pandering so high

>Toronto defending

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yes

kek you read my mind

Hahaha Trudeau probably has a ton of baggage. I know some people that used to know him when he was younger. Said he was a pretty cool guy but partied hard.

>female defending

>dikepuck

Is there a sharks stream or is it just flames

>G

I heard Chandler from Friends used to beat him up and bully him in high school.

ssm8?

I've heard both good and bad things about Alberta. Give it to me straight, lads

order a pizza dummy

>S

could he BE any more of a cuck?

Alcoholics deserve to starve. Literally the second most low IQ addiction, right after tobbaco/nicotine.

>bragging about holes

Brett Cyrgalis
@BrettCyrgalis
·
41s
Quinn said that Panarin’s mild groin strain was “more precautionary than anything. Should be fine.” #NYR

oh wow really?

literally the best place on earth

how much is justin panicking right now?

check out the big brain on brett

Thanks user

whats that? you want more?

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>yfw kakko gets a concussion against the isles or blues because of their forecheck game, and finland loses his shit

Wow this is NOT ok so happy Kaako and the Rangers are gonna keep the cup out of Canadian hands

>womens hockey
I have nothing nice to say so I won't say anything at all.

gillies is in net so the sharks are probably gonna win bros

>kakko gets a concussion
finns are impervious to concussions

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I think Vatanan had one last season if I remember correctly

>finland loses his shit
they will just turn on him and say he was never good like bulju and laine

Hard to know if they've suffered from a concussion with the basic tests. They always look/act like morons.

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and then jump onto the next finnish hyped up bust?

People are starting to talk about the hand

and thus extending the f*nnish golden age.

Based Snes embarrassing the >laffs twice in a row! See ya in BC.

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oh you JUST KNOW

Ya wtf is that some kind of gang symbol?

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>finnish anything

Can I get a Cliff Pu developmental update?

>having a player called boo nieves
fucking laughable

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dammit gillies

Any minute now they're going to have a live feed of Justin being chased down an LA freeway by news helicopters while driving a white bronco

gillies sucks

>dykepuck

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>ducks prospects

His real name is Cristoval. When you register for the league you can use whatever name you want. His parents listed him is "Boo" because that was his nickname and they thought it would make him stand out and make the team.

Based doing what his mama told him user

>uh oh an obstacle
>*opens legs*

wait apparantly kakko was limping off.
cristoval>>>>boo. what a fucking faggot

Kakko will never bust. Kinda hilarious how confident these burgerniggers became after hughes two goal performance in preseason game. games nobody cares (except hughes faggots but they are faggots for a reason)

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stupid smelly

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time to remind everyone about truth. j. hughes = bust

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get the fuck off the stage finland your fagboy is a bust

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>shorks
shorks
>shorks
shorks
>shorks
shorks
>shorks
shorks
>shorks
shorks

HONK HOOOONK

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shorks are shorking, get in here

Still pu

He's a 2nd round pick that hasn't worked out. He's always been "on the cusp" for the last 3 years or so but never quite makes it. He got 48 games last year but pretty much only because the team was so thin. He probably won't make the team.

Hertl what the fuck

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the flames prospect goalie is terrible, the game could go either way

Kaapo Kakko = 1k+ point career, 3 stanley cups, future hhof

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>play for nucks
>defense sucks ass
>play for Team Canada
>defense sucks ass

Mikey deserves better

Kappo kakko: meme name, meme finnish winger, 3 seasons in the NHL before he fucks off to TPS and stays as a finnish bust

noone is gonna post the downy?

>In addition, the Sharks "Legends" Game presented by Skyline Construction will get an enhanced look and will feature players from the Professional Women's Hockey Players Association (PWHPA, @PWHPA), including two-time Olympic medalist Kendall Coyne Schofield (@KendallCoyne), playing alongside Sharks Alumni and personalities.

>"The PWHPA is extremely excited to be heading to San Jose to play the Sharks Alumni team," said Coyne Schofield. "We are very thankful for the Sharks support of the PWHPA. Because of their support, we are able to showcase the best product of professional women's hockey in North America through the Dream Gap Tour. Ever since the fastest skater competition at the Shark Tank in January, I have felt like a member of the Sharks family and I can't wait to get back to the San Jose community with 15 of my other teammates."

and then you woke up?

you: youtu.be/tg3LYZfBfaI

Absolute state of Finland right here

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hello is this the >rags thread?

do it

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looks as shit as his hockey skills

asian on asian crime

Honestly surprised they havent replaced the old folks no contact game with a womens hockey game. Our player wives vs your player wives.

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based downie

His brother was getting pushed around by some oiler manlet prospect. These Hughes kids are going to get bullied out of this league.

>san jos3-5harks

Tfw this lil nibba unironically has a better life than me

>shit on the >rags with >our b squad
>rags ufa curse continues
>kaapo confirmed a bust
>sennies dabbed on moronto AGAIN
pretty great night lads hbu?

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kek

my thoughts exactly

based. Told ya panarin is a yashin 2.0

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for me its season ticket popcorn eating mustache man who never misses a game

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that sharkies goal was sick

>5-4 flames
>its the 2nd period
jesus fuck

Goddamn, Wiederer with the moves

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fucking boomer scum

and the guys just get drunk and heckle the shit out of them. That's actually a pretty good angle.

>san jose legends
>people who have taken dick
weird move on the surface, but checks out

Yeehaw

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yes i'm sure the instathot wives and overweight 40 year old moms would love that.

Why does it seem that flamers and shark fags have the best reaction images?

based sharkies running a train on kendall

which team has the biggest fanbase on /hoc/?

he better be careful not to touch that laser beam above his head

shorks

I live a sad existence so all I have left is collecting macros

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This is the most based OP image in a tremendous amount of time

Stanley cup: Carolina Hurricanes
Presidents trophy: Florida Panthers
Conn smythe: Sebastian Aho
Hart: Aleksander Barkov
Calder: Kaapo Kakko
Vezina: Pekka Rinne
Norris: Miro Heiskanen
Art Ross: Aleksander Barkov
Selke: Alekander Barkov
Lady byng: Aleksander Barkov
jack adams: Sebastian Aho
Maurice: Patrik Laine

I always see the sharkies stream out of woodworks and then promptly fuck off. Flames are fewer it seems

Are all shark fans depressed and sad?

this would be better as a flames image to be completely honest because the flames aren’t gay and the shorks are extremely gay

He did another one 2 threads ago with Laine and fortnite, it's actually the most effort i've seen in /hoc/ in awhile. New and topical.

are you new?

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I saw that and liked it too but the gary one made me audibly kek

And then you woke up?

OH NO NO NO NO

i mean shark fans are depressed. at least they have comfy gamethreads so I aint complaining when they come to town

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The Laine one was just the inspiration. I didn't do that one.

She got revelled

I wouldn't say Sharks have the most fans here, but definitely the most autistic.

>flamers
>not gay

I-I've been around for awhile.

Not as autistic as Finns though.

I'm not dreaming. during ceremonies i will probably cum in my pants multiple times

top 3 gayest among your canies and your islelies as well

Yeah but Finns are autistic in a cute way

>Maurice: Patrik Laine
based. everything else is wrong though

I appreciate the womens hockey bud. Just got to get Ronja Savolainen to north America and stick her with Lee Stecklein and Megan Keller to create the big 3 of womens defense.

theres like one isles poster and its me

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me thinks you are the autistic one here

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all the rest are too embarrassed to post for fear of being associated with you

rekt

I mean I am but that's independent of this franchise constantly choking
Wow rude

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that should tell you something

yeah and you’re so extremely fucking gay you’ve entirely gayed an entire gay franchise

lmao epic

when will /hoc/ stop taking the bullypill?

When does the suffering end? Can we at least please get to the postseason?

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>yashin 2.0
what did you say about laine just now?

or theres been like 1 other guy on /hoc/ who gave a fuck about us and it was an old tripfagcool story bro

when people stop acting like fags that deserve to be bullied

you'll get there when your city isnt depressing

I never want the hockey to end

Seattle Cascades

Seattle Fish

Buffalo is actually a lot of fun desu

>bars open to 4am
>Canadian grills easy to get off Tinder
>great restaurants
>Labatt pond hockey tourney in the winter on Lake Erie

thinking about benis

yeah but your snow is a problem

bunch of geriatrics skating 10mph would have to catch the bitch first

this is the funniest shit I've seen in so long

All the snow happens south of the city in the suburbs and rural areas, the actual City of Buffalo getting 6in is a big deal

Day-o, day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink of rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana 'til de mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

what is the official dance of /hoc/?

Ordering a piping hot Dominos right now lads

>inb4 dominos sucks
When you live in a ghetto area there's not many options. So lick my nuts

buffalo, in 3 decades of boomer life i have never had a >2nd >team and im not going that far. but i will follow you this year and i will be happy if you win

You don't belong here. Leave.

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didn't even realize johnny manlet is playing in this game

the bartman

Thinking of massacre

the twist

t. Edmongolian

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line dancing

thanks user

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Who's the Swede? I want some snu snu.

the haka

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the safety dance

There's really no reason the next thread's OP shouldn't be Trudeau in black/brown face.

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2nd

post yfw your not from the desolate shantyville of winnichug

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yes

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he's been pretty invisible. maybe he misses tkachuk

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i actually streetviewed winnipeg and it looks pretty comfy but i heard the mosquitoes are bad

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>usher cam
what the fuck. why

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Hanna Olsson. Plays for HV71 in the SDHL.

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Kys

HONK HONK HOOOOONK

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every day until you learn

youtube.com/watch?v=4dPRGfGmCmU

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KAAPO KAKKO: AMAZING HOCKEY PLAYER

Kys

rwc tomorrow lads

autistic fuck

hockey

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All Blacks winning it all?

it's better than commercials at least

>6 games

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of course

I forgot Prout was a shark now. I thought he was a good depth guy

>Byf fled the country
>Laine fled the continent
>mom's trying to talk me into being gay
It never ends

Who else has a chance this year? Wales or Ireland maybe? Is SA any good. I heard Australias top player got booted off

Reminder that New Zealand is required by kiwi law to dance the haka before every shitpost

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Laine is coming home after seeing how bad things are in your continent. Same with Bulju.

Based alcoholic boomer

steely dan sucks nuts

ireland england and south africa are all good bets. ireland will probably blow it, wales always blows it, and australia has been shit for a while now

>hardening your liver

yikes

how can i pay money to watch live nhl games without commentary

Spoken like somebody who actually wants to live

i eat ass

we dont do the national anthem in the morning at school we do the haka instead

this
when i watch my canies i always keep it sober

reminder: it doesn't matter that it's preseason, if >your team won, they still won and that's something to be happy about

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>NewZealandwinslol
Shit sport

that was pretty satisfying ngl

>drinking alcohol when there are marijuana and opiates to relax with

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OMG MY TEAM WON, I CAN'T BELIEVE *prospect x) HAD AN ASSIST. HE'S REALLY PUTTING IT TOGETHER THIS CAMP! THIS IS FINALLY HIS YEAR!

>the next day prospect X was cut and sent back to the ECHL.

>take opiate
>start drinking
>smoke dude
yep that's how it's done

Well ill be cheering for the all blacks as usual. I got a maori uncle so I actually have a reason to

kek. get good scrub

Don't reply to canefaggots

>drinking and opiates
thats a no from me

t. no cups and zero NHL players

imagine being this cynical

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feels good the long offseason is over

What the fuck, Canada. Explain yourself.

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Why do sunbelters boast about preseason wins

please no canadians in the next thread their country's king is super racist and /hoc/ is for everyone

on scale of 1 to10 how disgusted ken is about devils new weakling jack hughes?

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its canesfags first season of watching hockey

Is this the biggest picture of a Trudeau since Maggie's bush?

>everyday enough illegal fentynal enters this country to kill 100,000 people with a single dose

How does this problem not solve itself?

...

The Rusty Peons have been doing it since day 1 of preseason

based sharks giving the fans what they wanted

i told you he was based

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He's going down for this

kek

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...

classic finnish goalscoring

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GG shorksbros, good luck in the new hockey season

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