>news:
Not long now till anthonymmad armanhammad "god" fergusonprophetchristallahpadillah takes a fat nasty reeking protein-rich saudi style sheikh shite down kumar the cheating ducking kuffar's throat after cutting him up with his elbows for 25 STRAIGHT minutes
>previous:
>bjpenn.com:
bjpenn.com
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
ourpastimes.com
sports.yahoo.com
mmajunkie.usatoday.com
twitter.com
youtube.com
youtu.be
youtube.com
unitedworldwrestling.org
youtube.com
mmamania.com
twitter.com
>bjpenn.com in the OP
Yep, this is it boys!
>mfw coral dabs on these niggas
>Tony and GSP are still ducking. Conor, we need you
>On my way, Dana
I will roll with anyone in this thread, but the loser has to suck the other dude's dick. Who's willing to test their skills?
Schaub bless brother.
>BAD MF'ERS
The only thing gayer than sucking another man's dick is jiu jitsue lmao
miss me with that
Whats the catch?
AHHHHHHHH KNEEEESSSS HELLLPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE
let's dance /heem/
If they ran it back Masvidal would kill Wonderboy
You sound scared.
Masvican is too scared to rematch Ben so I doubt it.
Does anyone in here unironically care or believe he raped anyone? Just curious
Masvidal > Wonderboy > Pettis > Nate > Conor > Floyd
And so the true baddest motherfucker is revealed finally
I feel like Dana and the UFC never planned for MSG after 217.
>BSed a shitty main event with DC and Lewis
>BSed a shitty main event with Masvidal and Nate
I don't really care to be honest, I don't know the girl and obviously I don't know Conor either so why would I?
I feel like people in general pretend to care about stuff like this to look good, or at least purposely over-react
they were gonna make Masvidal vs Nate anyways desu
Yair Rodríguez vs. Jeremy Stephens
Carla Esparza vs. Alexa Grasso
Brandon Moreno vs. Askar Askarov
Irene Aldana vs. Vanessa Melo
Martin Bravo vs. Steven Peterson
Blame Usman and Colby for this year. They totally fucked it up all on their own last year with DC and Lewis though
Lil heathen
Esparza
Askar Askarov
Irene Aldana
Martin Bravo
On a side note, i shan't be staying up for this card lads.
Champ Shit Only
Masvidal->Wonderboy->Till->Woodley->Marquardt->Alvey->Theodorou
Oh absolutely, virtue signaling is ridiculously rampant on social media.
youtube.com
Why's Ben so uncomfortable about the Maia fight?
H-He's not shook is he?
Just saw Dustin Porier at my gym. AMA
You're in Destin, eh?
Did he look sad?
Um, but he isn't the champion though?
daily reminder that Ben Askren has a world record
Did you call him a pussy and spit in his face?
Was he crying?
Dustbin beat Gaycheese
Oh but for sure my guy Justin is a beast of a matchup for Khabib you just don't geddit b
Just got back from the gym and let's just say I'm an unofficial UFC champion
Dusquit poopgay
gillespie split decisions khabib any day of the week
Zero good wins
There's no good wins, if you lose you're a can simple as
Personally I don't care but I do think he raped her.
Women naturally yearn to be dominated and fucked, especially by a fit, wealthy man like McGregor. They are incapable of being raped, because they subconsciously want it. I firmly believe the only real "rapes" are male on male.
I'm not even a fan of Dustin's but I could feel his pain. Feel bad for the guy
it's just the heat of the moment, i doubt he's still that sad after sucking on his wife's milkies
why does Gus have a black spade tattoo on his arm? does he know the meaning?
Why aren't they fighting?
Canelo would murder Khabib in a fight
what's the meaning?
uh, yeah
I think something untoward happened but I doubt he held her down and raped her. She probably had sex but didn't really like it or want it.
Conor isnt stupid enough to rape a thot when he has millions and could buy any thot he wants.
youtube.com
Tai Tuivasa literally doesn't have testicles
Is this the ultimate flushing?
It's a meme
>implying that's hard
this nigga
why do you losers slobber over this average looking cunt
Junior "Baby" Albini everyone
any girl above a 5 in MMA is seen as a 10 to these NEETs
>I think something untoward happened but I doubt he held her down and raped her. She probably had sex but didn't really like it or want it.
I agree, I think she got pressured into it or didn't really wanna do it at first but went through with it and Conor didn't give a fuck about her wellbeing while he was fucking her and she couldn't really do anything about it.
>Conor isnt stupid enough to rape a thot when he has millions and could buy any thot he wants.
I think you'd be surprised.
How is this physique called?
>Too scared to rematch Ben
>Ben says there shouldn't be a rematch
me
He was incredibly overweight when he was younger, he lost weight and that's why he looks like that.
They planned Usman vs Colby, but they didn't really want to fight that bad apparently.
You're retarded bro
>>Ben says there shouldn't be a rematch
where?
there is no "her"
there is no case, it is fiction reported by newspapers based on anonymous sources.
wmma posts are like the ring girls of this general. We need them every now and then to cancel out all the posts of shirtless guys.
Can you really not use the internet to find things? sports.yahoo.com
the interview he did with Ariel after the fight
though his exact words were "I don't deserve a rematch, I got knocked out in 5 seconds"
mmajunkie.usatoday.com
>“I started boxing at age 13,” he told MMAjunkie. “I took up boxing because I weighed 165 kilograms (364 pounds). I had morbid obesity. I needed physical activity to lose weight and improve my health. I boxed for about a year.
You sound like a cazzie, fucking bum. Just remember, when you think you know anything about MMA think back to this time so you can understand you don't know shit and ultimately you're a casually viewer that thinks they're a hardcore. You fucking knucklehead.
He also said he wasn't going to cry about it, which his fanboys have been doing for him unfortunately. Ben actually handled the loss about as well as you can. Asscream posters have not.
Give me one good reason why every single one of Askren's opponents shouldn't just flying knee him from the start? What's he gonna do? He doesn't have the striking defence to evade it. He's going to have to shoot a takedown or just try to tank it.
or we could use ring or do whatever other board does and just post actually cute girls with bundas. that's why any Hispanic sports board is the best amazing ass pics everywhere to balance out their gay sports
he could just move to the side
>giving a shit about le diaper man
Thats like watching a movie to watch the background characters
More like he made a move on her and she didn't say stop or no and now has regret for her own choices and is crying rape because if she doesn't she won't get the vindication if she admitted the truth. In which case I don't give a fuck. I hooked up with a girl once and she didn't say no and then after tried to say I raped her. Women are useless.
Because Ben's not an idiot and knows it would just make it look bad if he cried for a rematch despite they absolutely should since the fight lasted all of one second and without that move masvanacho has nothing else.
Ben just being the good buy while the leddits worshipping the B M F
based and fuck muslims
twitter.com
I doubt Ben is going to try and insta takedown ever again. But if they did try and knee they'd probably only reach his stomach and be unable to stop a clinch into Ben trying to take them down...
kek
If he only he could be this good at shit talk in person
David Branch is the real Natty goat. I hope I'm never proven wrong in this
Idk calling Brazil a dump was pretty based.
wwe man drama
>Stephen's
>Grasso
>Askarov
>Melo
>Peterson
Heem is nothing but a bunch of failed comedians who try their best at making epic reddit remarks about MMA
Based Chaos working the muzzie marks into a seething shoot.
You sound like the type of person who thought Conor and Aldo should have rematched lol
There is MMA hot and there is IRL hot, you cannot be IRL hot without being MMA hot but you can be MMA hot and not IRL hot, most MMA fighters that are considered hot are only MMA hot and not IRL hot.
Frota, neither MMA hot or IRL hot.
Paige, only MMA hot not IRL hot.
Macedo, both MMA hot and IRL hot.
People like these average looking MMA fighter (in relation to IRL) because they participate in a combat sport, the men that like them don't just like them for their looks but because of their physical abilities and their attachment to the sport, not only are they nice to look at, they entertain and excel in something that the guy is interested in.
>Implying peta doesn't fuck sheep for fun
lmao
>You're retarded bro
Guess who's retarded now? Now I back it up with facts the goalposts move.
>Talk a ton of shit
>Never fight
Based wwmeme gimmick
They should have and Conor said he'd do it after in the ring.
Theyre not a similar matchup. It's not that it was quick it's that the fight was decided by a stupid meme move because Ben always does the same dumb shit. It's less fighting skill and more of rolling the dice on the film he watched outside of it.
An aldo rematch was a good idea. Look at the stipe dc rematch. People said dc would heem stipe and look what happened.
this guys is the fakest, lamest gimmicky bum bitch in mma. this faggot didn't even vote for trump, and he fucking admits it, stick to the gimmick faggot
>Everything that anyone ever says is true
Bongs continue to surpass my expectations
>Conor said he'd do it in the ring
Then how come he moved up a weight class right after the fight? Conor says a lot lol he's retired like twice now
>ring
This isn't WWE, boy!
>*sucks teeth* ey man id juz bidnes man I'm juz a huban boy from da streez tryna ged paid man nuffing perzonal mang
>because Ben always does the same dumb shit
Exactly. Ben was a bum for thinking he could do the same thing to everyone and got exposed as one. There's no reason to make the rematch now. The only time it would make sense is if they somehow fought for the title, which is never going to happen with those two. At least DC/Stipe and Aldo/Conor were both the clear two best in their divisions at the time.
Seething?
Based
Yair
Grasso
Moreno
Aldana
Bravo
Also turned the rematch down
>favorite fighter is Junior Baby Albino
To be fair, he did blow you the fuck out.
>calling out Muslims as goatfuckers
MAGA2020
Have fun in my under-card!
This is true. It is also true that Aldo was more deserving of a rematch than Asscream since up until the Conor fight Aldo was regarded as the goat FW.
>hopping on a proxy
YIKES!
His favorite fighter is fucking Junior Baby Albuquerque
He's right tho
Trump is trying to get us to help the Saudi's so he doesn't really hate Muslims.
We need more Schaub in this thread ASAP!!!
Jeremy
Carla
Askarov
Alana
Peterson
>Hoping on proxy
Based schizo poster
How many monkeys has based tony sent to the nether realm
He never said that he's just not a cazzie and knows Junior used to be morbidly obese.
you and your punk ass manager
Punk will be back
You kinda sound like you shouldn't be left alone with people that you're bigger or stronger than, catch my drift...
No one but them knows what happened so we can only speculate, I feel as if she didn't say no before they had sex but reluctantly did have sex with him for whatever reason (people with low self-esteem or strength of character often struggle to assert themselves), he probably pressured her and she didn't really wanna do it but followed through with it. I never think she wanted to have sex with Conor but kinda got guilted into it and when they were having sex she wanted to stop but couldn't assert herself and Conor didn't give a fuck and went too rough and fucked her up. When she got examined I believe they found her tampon lodged so far inside her vagina they had to surgically remove it, Google if you wanna check, I can't remember the specifics but it did seem quite violent from what I remember.
Also, there is a big difference between not saying no and saying yes though.
Cope. I wont be replying to you anymore, you've had my attention long enough and I've already proven you wrong.
All of them! :^)
>samefagging
Double yikes!
Have sex
I don't care about Junior Baby enough to track his weight watchers plan you fucking weirdo. Go get better taste in fighters
Jeremy Stephens
Alexa Grasso
Brandon Moreno
Irene Aldana
Steven Peterson
Cope
>tampon is lodged far inside her therefore it was violent sex.
Are you a virgin?
>not saying no isn't the same as sayong yes
Jesus christ you're a brainwashed feminist loser
>all this speculation without knowing either individual
You are a fucking low T incel faggot. Have sex.
No
Stephens
Esparza
Askarov
Melo
Bravo
This, only brainlets have the misconception that Ben is a can now. There is no way in hell that he's going to get knocked like that again.
>No one but them knows what happened so we can only speculate
you're still insinuating that this girl exists
it is a fake "anonymous sources" story
>only brainlets have the misconception that Ben is a can now
this, anyone with a three digit IQ already knew he was a can
This really sounds like projection.
Maia will make Ben tap
I'd rather he snap Ben's neck and kill him on the spot before he gets the chance
Rodríguez
Esparza
Moreno
Aldana
Bravo
People have been talking about Reddit so much lately
Pacquiao wins the rematch
Based
Ben won't tap
Besides the first two fights on this next card, I don't know anyone else and just picked whoever had the cooler name tbqh.
Not sure whether you're trolling or not. Good luck in the future with whatever you're trying to do.
It's like 200 words, not my fault you're a fucking moron.
>Goodnight sweet prince
>S-Surely THIS time he won't throw a flying knee!
>Not sure whether you're trolling or not
Prove I'm trolling by providing a source for this rape story.
> you can't name people in Ireland
No, but the police regularly allude to stories saying things like "a 24 year old man has been arrested on suspicion of selling drugs" They can't name the person, but they can allude to the case.
But the Irish police have not publicly mentioned this case in any way shape or form.
The case doesn't exist.
>Not knowing Irene Aldana
You're missing out on a prime QT
Did he hire Jeff Ross to write for his twitter?
These aren't fucking funny
why is this yid appropriating white culture?
'ate wrestlers
Love 'eemers
P4P funniest fighters ever list:
>5: Derrick Lewis
>4: Jorge Masvidal
>3: Chael Sonnen
>2: Conor McGregor
>1: Brendan Schaub
Stephens
Esparza
Moreno
Aldana
Peterson
Rampage is a funny doot
I'll look her up. I picked the other chick because her last name reminded me of Lola Mello kek
Snoozeman nor Tyquil are big ppv draws, they offered pennies to Colby and he told them to fuck off, Masvidal knew this would happen and that's exactly why he went with Nate instead of asking for a title shot
Why do bad heems happen to good people?
Mas vs till was kino. Also till wins the rematch
lol you're actually a schitzo, I didn't even say you can't name people in Ireland, you're literally replying to arguements YOU'VE made.
Gonna stop talking to you, you've got other things on your mind.
I'm replying to the standard argument that other people have regularly made so you don't wast my time by repeating them.
You can't provide a source to this story.
They don't, because Khabib is the only good person in this sport alhamdulilah inshallah brother
'ate 'bib
'ate Cejudo
'ate Askren
'ate Jones
'ate DC
'ate Poirier
'ate Adesanya
Love Max
Love Goob
Love Gayche
conor heems dennis siver in the rematch
(you)
what about costa?
This sport is too depressing when all your boys are losing.
Nuetral. Like him way better than Pissrael fer sher
Anyone else here buy tickets for UFC 244 today? Who hyped as fuck?
Just jump on the Jon Jones train bro
I do not support negroid fighters
shit just be like that
will like him better when he heems that meme negro?
Jon Jones is white you fucking idiot
most likely. I can't wait.
This man doesn't give a fuck about shit #maga
Hop on the Johnny WalkGOAT train while you can. It’s gonna be full after he has another vicious meme 1st Round KO at MSG
Jon is white
Based and Heempilled
Dropped a fat wad a cash for near cage seats, optimal viewage. Finna be based.
>paying that much for a shitty card
based
Such a stacked card. Big Boi vs Arlovski is going to be an b-b-b-banger
Idk, he beats woman and blast cocaine which is more of a black thing but he cheats and it's a fake religious faggot, I'd say he's 50/50
>Not being there in person for the first in the line of many phony belts created for no reason
No matter how much you dont like it, its a historic moment. Get your money up, coral.
Who cares about the belt thing. Boxing does it all the time
Greg
Hardy
B A S E D
Wonderboy is flushed. People figured out his style and his chin has started to crack
Dude is like 37 years old, been doing Martial Arts since he was like 3, of course he's gonna get figured out dumass, he's perpetually top 5 in WW so how flushed is he.
>MMA faggots trying to act like they know about boxing
Jeremy
Alexa
Brandon
Vanessa
Martin
heh... when you're in the cage with me you got two options... get your ass kicked or get your ass FUCKED
so... which one's it gonna be, kid?
>it's impossible to simultaneously watch boxing and MMA
CTE is tough for sure my man
>figured out
not quite
>chin is cracked
questionable, although he did acknowledge his long layoff was to regenerate his chin and not get heemed in his hometown
Why are you here? Gb2 your dead general
Ok, so, what's the catch?
Maybe, maybe not. Hey how bout you come say it to my face...
Are kisses a legal submission? Like, if you make out with your opponent to suffocate him into tapping will that get you dqed or is it okay?
Fake belts bee
Just checked the MMA Unified rules. Leaf, you know what, you might be on to something.
>He beats women
When did he do that? Are you talking about that stripper thing? And cocaine is a drug for everyone tobh, mostly rich people though.
What are realistic chances for Zhang vs Khabib
Can Zhang actually beat Khabib in the octagon?
>Boxing
>fake sport
>dead sport
>MMA
>Real sport
Hey user, you have kisses for me? I LUH JU. See you sun, BOi.
canelo is ducking artem, it's sad.
I like boxing and mma but I was pointing out that boxing does this fake belt thing too and nobody cries about it
Has anyone ever successfully left heem?
Couple weeks ago I was all gung-ho fuck heem fuck Yea Forums fuck the internet, deleted all my memes and porn.
Here I am again.
Nice. Me and my buddies got a row on the first bowl level behind the Zuffa VIP section. Should be a great view. I usually sit floor at Fight Night cards but my friends don’t have the budget/care about UFC enough to drop that kind of cash. So hyped for this card.
Neck yourself poorfag.
I have taken forced 3 day vacations, yes.
Why are 5/12 fights wmma this weekend? What have we done to deserve this punishment?
is cosplay addiction a disease?
>go into store
>grab an item off the shelf
>take it to the counter
>cashier says hi that will be 350
>pay for it
>cashier hands you change and a bag with your thing
>walk out
>go home
>next day owner decides they didn't want to actually sell you the thing
>owner says you shoplifter
>police arrest you and send you to prison for theft
Youre actually retarded
Do they have a belt as COOL as the BAD MOTHER F'ER BELT though? I don't think so.
Lol that you Coral?
just jack off bro
I could beat Nate Diaz. I honestly don't know how anyone could lose to him
Lukas is the only one
is cosplay addiction a real thing?
Damn, I really hit a nerve huh
I take months breaks from 4chins every once in a while, I'm relatively new to sp tho
I was on a permavacation, never even knew if I'd be able to post again and I still couldn't leave this place. I did however only show up on fight day to lurk or if big news was announced.
You guys have any wins lately?
Any spicy bets for this weekend?
well I'm addicted to it desu
welterweight albini makes a run at the strap
appears so
Fight day /heem/ is the worst
heem heaven is a little more than a 3 day vacay
did he go too far?
Only if your boy loses
not a bad list if we're being frankly honest
not far enough
Eddie Alvarez has never lost a fight he didn't lose on purpose, therefore winning
LGTSS
>canada
>not switching sides and pretending the winner was your boy all along
wew
gotta shitpost to the maximum if your boy loses
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
In many ways BJ Penn has won his last 7 fights
name one fighter with a better story than conor
Why don't you go to sleep at a reasonable time just once?
Based
Absolutely reddish, kya
Wouldn't it be crazy if we all posted dick pics... I mean, OMG... hahaha... that would be insane!
Post boys
>Flyweight
None
>Bantamweight
Dominic Cruz
>Featherweight
Korean Zombie
>Lightweight
Tony Ferguson
>Welterweight
Ben Askren still and forever
>Middleweight
Robert Whittaker
>Light Heavyweight
Whoever Jon's fighting desu
>Heavyweight
Greg Hardy
Yea Forums doesn't allow files that big LOL
if you want to see it so bad ask your mom
>Flyweight
Formerly Mighty Mouse, currently noone... though I suppose Cejudo by default.
>Bantamweight
Cody... don't care if he's flushed... HE'S STILL MY BOY!
>Featherweight
Max
>Lightweight
Tony
>Welterweight
Colby #MAGA
>Middleweight
Rob
>LHW
Snus Gus
>Heavyweight
Black Beast
Mine is a real journeyman.
based coral
>Flyweight
Cejudo
>Bantamweight
Cody
>Featherweight
Stephens
>Lightweight
Gaethje
>Welterweight
Jorge
>Middleweight
Paulo
>Light Heavyweight
Jon
>Heavyweight
Blagoy
Can you have boys but they are female fighters?
For me it's
>Flyweight
Cejudo
>Bantamweight
Cruz
>Featherweight
Rodriguez
>Lightweight
Ferguson
>Welterweight
Diaz
>Middleweight
Gastellum
>Light Heavyweight
Ortiz
>Heavyweight
Velasquez
Viva Nuevo Aztlan!!!
I guess
That would require caring about wmma though lmao
>having boys
>show dicks
what's happening right now
We're all gay now get on board or fuck off to plebbit
>Ortiz
Is Reyes so shitty you had to pick Tito? kek
Quit being a faggot and show your dick pics/boy picks.
>having boys
What's wrong with having boys are you anti-boy?
>BW
Cruz
>FW
Yair
>LW
Tony
>WW
Wonderboy
>HW
Stipe
No, I am a casual sometimes even though I've been following the UFC since UFC 81.
But yes Reyes is 11-0 so I'll be watching his fights.
Also for Featherweight I forgot about Brian Ortega so I'll replace him instead of Yair.
>blagoy, the Turkish Hotballs
>Flyweight
Figueiredo
>Bantamweight
Yadong
>Featherweight
Kattar
>Lightweight
Tony
>Welterweight
Ponz
>Middleweight
Whittaker
>Light Heavyweight
Rakic
>Heavyweight
Ngannou
GAETHJE IS MY BOY FOREVER
I dont want him to get old, I wonder if he will still be doing this in 5 years
Apparently not one that goes to your brain.
Fucking rekd
So we're posting our REAL picks?! Ok...
>Flyweight
Henry Cejudo
>Bantamweight
Cody Garbrandt
>Featherweight
Max Holloway
>Lightweight
Conor McGregor
>Welterweight
Colby Convington
>Middleweight
Robert Whittaker
>Light Heavyweight
Jon Jones
>Heavyweight
Stipe Miocic
Those are my real picks and I have my reasons.
imagine the tightness
Stephens is Mexican too and he has a heem mentality and is always active. Lil heem them is my boy. He actually makes plebbit seethe for some reason too kek.
Not with that style of fighting. He's going to catch that CTE cooties.
Since some faggot mentioned WMMA, I'll post my girls too (kinda gay to do that though)
Strawweight: Gadelha
Flyweight: Valentina
Bantamweight: Chaisson
Featherweight: Megan Canderson
would you rather get raped by Cyborg with a strap on or take a 100% power punch from Ngannou
Yeah I like him too but remember I'm also a gooby fanboy so who da fook is my mortal enemy now friendship ended now Brian Ortega is my best pick. Viva la raza!!!
It's not rape if you're willing...
He's gotten frankly ludicrously better in his last 3 fights.
Obviously they all ended in 1st round knockouts but the guy went from letting his opponent hit him until they got tired and stumbling and tripping from his own strikes to having unironically good footwork and striking defense.
He's still a mad cunt at heart and it remains to be seen if he'll be able to keep it up in the later rounds but if he keeps going at this rate he can have a normal length career no problem.
12 round stand up, no doubt.
>Not picking overeem's cousin!
Low test s o y b o y detected!
he says he'll do it for five more wars and so far no one has gone past one round after his last loss. we may have Gay-cheese kino for the next decade Canada bro
I can't believe there are 4 womens divisions, I'd only be interested in a heavyweight one.
Blagoy will heem the black beast by channelling the power of all three of his belly buttons. Blagoy became my boy after I realized he had the best walkout music in the ufc. I also wanted to be the first to boy a fighter for once. Blagoy bless. youtu.be
where is the Brapweight?
>Gooby fanboy
>"Viva la raza"
Interesting to say the least
>boying a boring slow heavyweight decision machine
please explain
Amy Schumer would be the champ in no time! :^)
looks like a nigga lmao
Not to mention Colby fan! MAGA! :^)
Did someone say Brapweight?
I would like Colby if he fought more often
Before the Vick fight he said he has 3 more wars in him. Since he starched Vick, Edson, and Cowboy all in the 1st round he still has at least 3 more wars
I care but I believe he didnt
...rent free
Blagoy unironically embodies the modern ufc HW division
He's just trying to get paid. I hate waiting as well but when he does fight he wins. Not only that... he triggers the milk drinkers! #NERDBASH2020.
>He's gotten frankly ludicrously better in his last 3 fights.
I agree, and I truly think strategic Gaethje could be the LW goat, he has serious fuckin power in his hands too
Who are the biggest self marks in the UFC
stephens
carla
moreno
melo
bravo
>Goob fan boy
>Tony fan
>cazzie
Yeah that checks out
Havent watched in a while, whens babalus next fight?
Fighting a flushed Robbie Lawler on evening espn is an interesting way to try and get paid. Usman also turned down the Jorge fight after Colby declined even though Jorge should be a way better matchup on paper. Usman and Colby annoy me for their twitter tier beef that amounted to nothing. If they actually hated eachother they would be fighting and we wouldn't be having a meme belt at msg.
I've been on the internet since 1998
On YouTube since 2007
On 4chinz since 2012
On the UFC since UFC 81
Yes... me cazzie you oldfag
mur mur mur mur mur
Kevin Pee is up there. Colby too, but at least he wins.
Being old doesn't mean you aren't a cazzie
All the divisions are retarded... It seems the only one doing it properly is 145 with Max fighting every contender that must be fought.... and maybe Jon Jones defending his 205 belt.... and of course stipe ready to fight...
I've been following the UFC since GSP had an eye "injury"
Since Little NOG got his arm broken by frank mir
Since tito ortiz got his ribs bashed in by minotouro
since bendo was chewing toothpicks
since batista was trying out mma
since anderson silva was still fighting
since jon jones almost got his arm broken by trt vitor
..... should i go on?! :^)
MW is best weightclass tight now, Yoel vs Fatselum/Toilet winner?
What is a self mark?
since khabib was fighting once every two years because of "ramadan"
since nick diaz was waiting for the gsp fight
since carlos condit was the interim champ
since jon jones choked out machida with his own arm....
You could look that all up on a wiki... you're still a cazzie. Cope, motherfucker.
since cain and jds were going to war with eachother
since cain left bigfoot silva in a bloody mess
since frank mir ankle picked bork laser
since cain kicked bork in the gut and then ground and pounded him...
Not taking your bait... you can't wiki memories on the spot. I've been around since before OP could deliver... October 02. 2011 to be exact....
All of my boys are in this thread right now.
we /heem/ now
fuck those /hoc/ and /box/ pussies
heem world war
>2011
FUCKING CAZZIE... I've been watching since UFC 2, got the video tapes at Blockbuster with my dad as a kid.
UFC 81 was not in 2011... that's when I discovered Yea Forums
youtube.com
and yes, you're older than me... so what?! i'm a cazzie because you watched the ufc since ufc 2... good for you. what kind of cookie do you like chocolate or go fuck yourself?! ^)
I AM your dad! As a kid I used to take you to blockbuster because your mom was getting ready to get banged by jamal so she could give you a sister.
>I've been watching since UFC 2
>uses the word "cazzie"
Embarrassing honestly
Ralph heems Tony in the rematch.
*blocks your path*
*attempts to hug you*
*heems you with an elbow*
>your mom was getting ready to get banged by jamal
My mom isn't into Asians, only BBC. Try again, cazzie.
I've been watching since ufc -1 tbqh
reeeeeeeeeeeee
i forgot about my main man jamal being really good at math. brenda introduced me to him... plost twist... brenda is your mom! :^)
>he missed 2011 Yea Forums
ISHYGDDT
I created the ufc with dana on a coke fuelled night of partying but he paid me to keep it on the down low, I also was the one who got Ben askren in the ufc
hows your schaubs lately bros?
>tfw the one guy at work who knows anything about MMA in the slightest is a giant Schaub fan
why is life suffering
I was watching the UFC I am the Just Bleed guy.
Joe Rogan I thought you weren't flying to Sydney to announce at UFC 243... oh wait.. you DID!
125-205: no one
HW: Todd Duffee
It must have been a tawlf card to watch last week b
lol
He knocked down an old man who just wants to walk into the octagon and get his paycheck and walk out and has threw a fight before that for the same reason.
What fight did cowboy throw? Why didn't he throw the Iaquinta fight?
Gaethje is good but lets not call him good because he beat cowboy XD
Vs Tony. Blew his nose
Tbf after how fucked up his face was already I would have too
*flush*
Whats going on here? Why do brian's arms look so long when we know he has a pathetic 69in reach
Cowboy totally threw the Tony fight. He acted like "Aww... shucks! Cummon! I wouldda kept fightin'!" but in reality he ducked. He did the same in the Gaethje fight. He wasn't totally out, he just took the dive and covered up then acted like it was a robbery after the fact.
He's had 3 1st round KOs in a row it's not just the cowboy win. Plus not many people finish cowboy in the first. The last person to do it at LW was rda.
Because he's standing next to Max who also has a 69 inch reach despite being much taller
I think he was just getting beat up by Tony and Gaethje. He went 5 rounds with Iaquinta just this year.
How does Stephens beat yair
Thats becuase he has a short torso which makes his arms look long or maybe the reach stats aren't accurate
With pressure
I think he just knew that if he stood with gaycheese it was going to be a decimation so took the easy way out.
Plus he's getting old. He can't go 5 rounds every fight without guaranteeing being a vegetable by 50
Punches him in the face while he's trying to do some meme taekwondo kick.
3edgy5me
we lost heembros...
HEEMINDER:
Freestyle Wrestling World Championships ON NOW
I had a fucked up dreams i was with Greg Hardy and we was walking in a building site and he was loudly making phonecalls with his moter in fluent Italian, then the building workers sees us, and we start running away from them and i wake up
I had a dream where I was getting a blow job from Rose Namajunas and rubbing my hand back and forth across her buzz cut hair. Turns out it was one of my dorm bros blowing me... I woke up with a raging, slob covered boner halfway towards nutting... couldn't believe that faggot finished me even though I woke up! What a queer!
where?
Stephens
Grasso
Askarov
Aldana
Peterson
is gay, only the one who takes it in his mouth, you'll be ok champ
Conceive.
Believe.
Achieve.
stephens
esparza
moreno
aldana
bravo
cute and sexy and also might be able to HEEM me which makes her cuter and sexier
That's why you become a bandwagonner
State of this card
He won't fight for crumbs. PooFC always trying to jew him
As a boy I was a fan of fighters.
As a man I am a fan of fights.
does /heem/ want the entire move?
imagine thinking a guy who's 2-2 since his return is good all because of a knee. can't wait for masvidal to get exposed vs nate
>No rampage
Opinion discarded
They use a lot of filler since the espn deal
You don't look like Tanaka
Yair Rodríguez
Carla Esparza
Brandon Moreno
Irene Aldana
Steven Peterson
He was going to get ppv points at msg on a stacked card. I doubt he's going to make more on another card.
I guess not
>Flyweight
Figueredo
>Bantamweight
Yan
>Featherweight
Lil heemthem
>Lightweight
Gaetheem
>Welterweight
Masvidal
>Middleweight
Costa
>Light Heavyweight
Walker
>Heavyweight
Greg Hardy
>Le gets chocked twice in the same position by le popeyes chicken man!
kek.
*actual list*
5. Colby Covington
4. Ben Askren
3. Michael Bisping
2. Conor McGregor
1. Chael Sonnen
>rampage
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lol.
kek.... it's 1:12 AM I read it as Rumble
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel i must sleep it's been a long day... longer than my penis!
I think Colby is trying to get cut from the UFC. He would dominate any division where he could make weight in Bellator/One and would get paid much more than he is now + get to bang asian ladyboys
P4P funniest fighters ever list:
1. Wait until you see what he does to the sheep
2. 3 people died making this watch / who da fook is that guy?
3. i'm not surprised motherfuckers
4. where you at mcnugget / tiramisu defende or vacate you piece of shit!
5. the only person who made the most money using their mouth was tito's ex wife!
s a v a g e
if colby moves to lellator that will be the last straw for me i will start watching it more often since half their roster already consists of ex ufc fighters not to mention bare knuckles now has the goat artem
choo choo motherfucker! add him as #1 instead to my list here...
>no triple c
right now he's at the cringe stage... tony ferg used to be cringe... now he's lovable and funny. triple c needs to bend the knee to the masses first.
If he didn't try and have a goat god persona while being a midget he could be a fav. People liked tj because he played the humble angle which a midget should.
TJ is a goof. We should have never turned out backs on based No Love
It's crazy how Cejudo has really good stand-up while being a gold medal Olympic wrestler, but it will never matter since he's a manlet. Talent wise he's top 2 or 3 p4p.
>tfw you go on reddit but only for r/mma and porn subs
>watching porn
I don't think anyone wants him.
stephens
grasso
moreno
melo
bravo
Rin Nakai is selling used fight gear on her blog if anyone is interested
>Flyweight
Ben Nguyen ?
>Bantamweight
TJ Thrillashaw
>Featherweight
Conor Mcgregor
>Lightweight
Justin Gaethje
>Welterweight
Rory Macdonald
>Middleweight
Anderson Silva
>Light Heavyweight
Jon Jones
>Heavyweight
DC Cormier
UFC President Dana White Exposed By His Mom “He Fu*ks All The Ring Girls”
>As June had said, “He slept with his sister-in-law in my house, which made me absolutely furious. He goes after any girl he wants.”
>[...] what pushed it over the edge for me was when his grandmother got sick and died. He hadn’t spoken to her in two years, and he called her up and said ‘Gram, I’m going to send a plane, I’m going to bring you back to Vegas to live with us’… and she never heard from him again.”
>Talking about the girls from the UFC, she said, “Plenty of the ring card girls sleep with him, there’s two of them I know for sure… The former ring card girl Rochelle… Dana was with her at a number of functions, and it was pretty obvious they had a relationship for a while.”
lmao
Dana really does live the life god damn. Not to mention he's almost always in Vegas while being rich as hell.
you live on a desert island prison
>"loses" to an overweight till
>caught by a lucky punch from a guy he was dominating
>h-he's done guys he's figured out!
Fuck off
I love how they try and make this sound bad and yet its the life every man wishes he had.
Imagine being stuck with one stinky post-wall pussy for the rest of your life. Id rather be an incel.
>Flyweight
ahahahah
>Bantamweight
None
>Featherweight
None
>Lightweight
Gaethje
>Welterweight
None
>Middleweight
None
>Light Heavyweight
None
>Heavyweight
None
post your fav heavyweight fight:
Arlovski vs Browne
Based pick that's mine too. Lesnar v Carwin was a surprisingly good fight I like it too. Cain v JDS 2&3 also.
literally me
Has barboza ever been in a boring fight besides the times hes been wrestled to hell?
MMA is the dumbest sport ever, id rather play street fighter
What the fuck was he thinking when he made his body look like that
>TFW this physique but bigger titties
Feels bad man
who's your main bud
Apparently he was 364 pounds when he was a kid so he's doomed to have a layer of fat around him
It doesn't work this way mate
-
Magic
-
Showtime/Highlight
Ruthless
Soldier of God
Shogun
Vai Cavalo
Post times you used mma positively
>go on date
>see girls butt
>say "I smesh you"
>we smush
Thanks joe rogan I'm the dick slinging hero of my own movie named Jamal
And I'm Asian.
Hunt bigfeet 1
this post is so reddit
aren't you embarrassed bro?
Aren't you embarrasssed that your flag tells everyone you're either gay or a sheepfucker?
i'm neither of things bro
why are you being so hostile?
relax
you sound like both. If you don't like fighting get off heem sheepfucker.
His mom got dem titties, wonder what she looked like when she was younger
you should really calm down before i heem you so stiff rendering you completely unable to post on messageboards for the rest of your life
what are you going to do then?
you have no friends
you have fucking nothing
you'll be a plant
so think you before you talk shit the next time kid
>see girl
>she puts my dick in rear naked choke
>I tap instantly
tap that ass, that is
Yeah yeah sounds cool sheepfucker. go detonate you faggot
Yeah that's what I thought.
Bitch!
B A S E D
Zhang has better standup than Cejudo. Zhang could actually kill Cejudo with her bare hands and no one wouldn't care.
I'm hoping this fight still happens.
Bellator and One will scoop him easily enough to give him great fights.
if Till gets big enough he will be impossible to flush.
Stfu roastie stop coping you're fake af and honestly being the villain of your own movie like ngl
Bend the Knee Henry!
How about you come over here and bend it for me oh wait you have zero Olympic medals and barely even one belt you dyke bitch
SS+GOMAD
And you are midget and scrawny you little puto enough for me to break your skull and soul.
I've never left heem permanently, but I've left other Yea Forums generals successfully
>Flyweight
triple c
>Bantamweight
triple c
>Featherweight
max
>Lightweight
tony, felder
>Welterweight
askren
>Middleweight
yoel, whittaker
>Light Heavyweight
none but santos might be soon
>Heavyweight
stipe
based Colby lmao
>Stipe Miocic wants to have a word with Colby Covington, vows not to rip his head off for disrespecting his wife
mmamania.com
i offer you this
schaubs cte is really kicking into overdrive these days, won't be long now
Stipe is a coomer hunt wins the rematch
Just got back from r/mma. Those guys are hilarious. So, what’s been going on here?
next Colby next UFC HWC
I wanna see le cringe man next to Gabi Garcia. that'd be fun
i literally cannot stop thinking about mini khabib
This but BJ Penn
>Run and I'll live -- at least a while. And dying in my bed many years from now, would I be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell my enemies that she may take my life, but they'll never take my strap!!!
Aspen Ladd
This is the only correct answer.
Who is your favourite female fighter?
the absolute dimensions of that skull piece
Rodriguez
Grasso
Askarov
Aldana
Bravo
Ladd's got a forehead like the elephant man and a body like an elephant.
Stephens
Esparza
Askarov
Aldana
Bravo
Stephens
Esparza
brandon THE ASSASSIN BABY moreno
Aldana
Eddie Bravo
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna do it
Champ Shit Only
is it so hot there, why is that plastic melting?
Why the FUCK are people choosing an undefeated let alone an undefeated russian of all things over Moreno?
you guys do realize that the undefeated season of TUF has produced possibly the worst talent of all time maybe besides women's flyweight
If you're undefeated then you've been given cans your whole career
But where's the champ?
THE CHAMP IS HERE
Usman - blanket cagehumper
Colby - blanket cagehumper with pillows instead of fists
Masvidal - not that young, and might revert to the previous pussy Masvidal anytime
Diaz - who knows when he will fight again after Masvidal, or how long he'll remain in 170 since he's obviously undersized in that division
Edwards - more boring than Colby or Usman. Worse personality too
Ponz - fights once a year
Lawler - probably should retire
RDA - gatekeeper
Wonderboy - gatekeeper
Luque - overrated and probably won't get far in the rankings
Pettis - gatekeeper
WW division is utter dogshit, worst division in the UFC. At least LHW and HW are entertaining even though they're wastelands.
Canby - 5 decisions in his last 5 fights.
Usman - 4 decisions, 1 finish in his last 5 fights.
>Pettis - gatekeeper
He won't even get that far, senpai. His fight with wonderboy was magical and will remain in our hearts but he's not gonna have a good time at welterweight
*wake up, Magumbo. It`s all over*
stop ducking, tony.
The spammer's back, everyone
based cuckby taking the role of the villain
I'm not gonna waste time on guessing such a trash card
Unlike you i have a real life and don't spend all of my time here mutt, just came here to shit on el cuckuy and tell you khabib will maul this spic.
baste dan
Yeah everyone knows that lw and mw are the two boy divisions
Going to be quite nice to see Till and Masvidal sit together and banter like old friends.
Just drank 2 L monster energy. Ama
is The spammer?
He is the Jordanian poster who is obsessed with khabib. He is a ucf 229'er. Literally scum.
Thank you, I hope your kidney stones pass cleanly
kys mongrel, i'm not a 229'er.
Thanks mate
@95564762
Yes you are filthy coward. I bet you never even heard of khabib before he had to against conor.
based digits
Wrong, it's true i'm a newfag to heem but i'm not a casual.
t.rape suspect
Elliot is gay
Rude
kek
> enemy of Islam
> villain
Hero, clearly.
Checked and seconded.
Rodriguez
Grasso
Moreno
Aldana
Bravo
Jesus wgaf about any of these
mexiCANs probably
>BMF HELL YEAH TAKE MY MONEY DANA ASHKENAZI
lil heaten via ko flying knee 2nd
alexa via dec
askar via tko 2nd
irene via dec
toro via sub rnc 1st
Reminder to goof these faggots who try and call the way in which the fight ends if they're wrong about it. even if the fighter they choose wins
Back to disc*rd, tranny.
Can I get a heemcord invite please. I'm a non caz and I always watch the early pre-lims
Stay there when you go
Relax b. HEEM is flushed now. Nobody cares about fights anymore and they just want to make jokes and try to be funny. It's like the you tube comment section at this point
>gets cucked out of his gym by masvibum and dutsbin
Based JordAnon is back to fling some shit
NEW NEW
We need a Female Heavyweight MMA division so fucking badly.
t. Expand
Stephens
Grasso
Moreno
Aldana
Bravo
