/nfl/

Out of my way Viking fucking shits

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Besides Tua, is there anyone worth drafting this year?

>thinking le defense wins chips xD

forbes.com/sites/briangoff/2019/01/14/defense-wins-championships-in-the-nfl-fact-or-folklore/#242362426053
>During the last 20 years, the opposite of the defensive mantra has also happened. Teams with great offenses but mediocre defenses have come out on ahead, such as the 2006 Colts (second offense, 23rd defense) or the 2008 Saints (first offense, 20th defense). There have also been a couple of weird years where the Giants and Ravens won without being better than 10th in either offense or defense.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO defenseshitters permabtfo

>Sports science
Top kek. Literally history channel level of credibility. No, they aren't that accurate. I've watched enough quarterbacks passing under neutral conditions with no cuts or anything and I assure you, most of them cannot consistently hit a target 40 yards away. Under 20 yards? Sure. They can all be quite accurate there, but even then it's probably not as precise as you think it is.

Three points in the super bowl, the lowest such total in history

Da Burrs are winnin tha division and then da owl

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No, and that includes Tua.

IT'S A COWBOYS WORLD AND Y'ALL ARE LIVING IN IT

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say that to my face and not online

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First for Carson Wentzs average looking wife.

Remember last year?

>Cowboys are going 8-8, Tiki
>Cowboys aren't winning the division, Tiki
>Cowboys aren't going 10-6, Tiki
>Cowboys aren't winning a playoff game, Tiki

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Okay, fr tho, Simon's getting the best head.

Imagine thinking anyone is afraid of the raidniggers

Tua sucks man, lel

Guaranteed 100% bust

joe flacuck is

considering there's only like 5 QBs IN THE WORLD who can actually ball out, I don't really care what QBs you've seen. Unless you've watched Brady/Brees/Rodgers up close I don't think you can evaluate accuracy.

Who will sign Taco Charlton?

>cowboys aren't going to the superbowl, tiki

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Reminder that THE San Francisco 49ers are 2-0 for the first time since the 2012 football season

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Eagles along with Ramsay.

...

>libcuck bawwston media having a complete meltdown over AB

Jesus christ I'm glad I'm a New Englander and not a slobbering retard bostonian

bro you've played 2 of the worst teams in the league niners are going 6-10

God I can’t wait for Nick Bosa and The Wop to get injured again.

>Mahomes suck man, lel

>Guaranteed 100% bust

*3-0 incoming*

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Prediction for tomorrow's game? Can Titans beat the Jags?

There is literally no way to argue against this. You may not like this /nfl/ but its the cold hard truth.

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Reminder that no team has ever won the Owl if theyve lost week 2

If Mahomes so good why didn't he play defense and stop Tim Bradley himself?

Best protec ya neck

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Reminder that the last time we started the season with 2 consecutive road wins was 1989. We /road warriors/ now.

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Who's the most overrated coach in the league, and why is it this pill popping motherfucker?

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>You can only reply to this post if your team is 2-0
not so fast:
Jests
Lolphins
Brownies
Bungals
Stoolers
Clots
Toxins
Faguars
Titoons
Gayders
Chorgers
Broncucks
Iggles
Gnats
Foreskins
Detoilet
Viqueens
Shitcago
Cuckaneers
Failcunts
Aints
Panturds
Retardinals

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football

reminder tua's dad beats him

>black quarterbacks are me-

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you know what would improve the cowboys reputation on this board? if you did all cowboys fans a favor and stop doing the shit everyone says is so annoying about cowboys fans..

Bucs are winning their division you salty cunt.

nice digits but fuck off

Eagles lost to the chiefs in week 2 and won the sb

>-diocre and get unfairly hyped by the media who have been desperate to prove that blacks can play QB

>6-10
You mean 10-6
>Wishing injury on other people just because they're successful athletes
Hope Bosa snaps your QB's femur

remember that you choose to continue to be this fucking stupid.

>implying Oakland vs Minnesota isn't comparable to a cripple fight

Nice digits but who gives a fuck stop being a little bitch about a team you hate being good.

Diocre and must rely on pocket skills in order to win

Woah. You better do what this man says

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>30 seconds apart
Based mediocre hive mind

Play someone that matters.

>black
>one's a mutt

Hmmm

nope, falcons win it

Name off the teams you think matter

I'm revising my previous post to 5-11

>Cowboys fans denying the will of KEK
Well it was a nice season lads, better luck next year.

Daily reminder Dak will be MVP this year

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Go watch drew brees vs phillip rivers challenge on YouTube. They are not godlike in accuracy. Pretty neat though.

>good
>hasn't done shit since before you were born

*dabs on you*

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>waaaah he insulted my team!!!
Damn didn’t know }+ers fans were so thin skinned

Based AB BTFO fraudulent doctors

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TYBC desu

>Stats in 2 week increments
Soooooo impressive

Superbowl drought aside, this Cowboys team is insanely good right now and other teams are getting their key players injured.

TYBC

No. They're broken user I'm sorry.

Packers
Pats
Saints but no Brees so doesn’t count
Rams
Vikings
Bears

yknow there was octuplets predicting vikings winning the superbowl in 2017
and then they got heem'd by the chadgles

exhibit a

It's week 3, calm down

>Reminder this guy a retard casual

I have seen Brady in person and Brees through neutral film. It's not as accurate as you think it is past 20 yards.

Let me ask you this: how often do you think a top accurate quarterback like Drew Brees can hit a stationary target that has a 35 inch circumference?

>what are bantz

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>packers
>vikings
>bears
Literally no NFCN team matters

youtube.com/watch?v=07ulAD458-M

youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5Wu13tpls

youtube.com/watch?v=BtzRRlbswEg

youtube.com/watch?v=1_1d3MhMvYs

youtube.com/watch?v=-xhaU5VNnKY

>chad vs virgin

They're both virgins.

imagine your 2nd overall pick QB sucking compared to a 4th rounder

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Why did the Cowcucks release Taco Bellton

Something you can’t seem to handle

Are there any intelligent NFL panels with no brainlet black people?

Ok even assuming that's true, it's easier with a receiver. The receiver always adjusts while the ball is in flight.

>Pats
>Rams
Ftfy

fill in the blanks lad
>me and brady's _____ ____

kek, cowboysfags BTFO by digits

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One of these QBs has a ring. The other is Dik Poopsock

>0 combined wins against Tom Brady

What happened to the Bay of Gay

rams are the bucks of the nfl

Cowboys have looked good ever since getting Amari. This spans like 13 weeks now, Dak was a Top 6 QB since getting Amari last year, and that was with very bad and predictable play calling. With Kellen Moore, and Dak having taken that next step good QBs make. There is a surprise factor already with Kellen Moores offense and defenses not knowing it yet, but Cowboys have so many weapons how do you scheme for it anyway?

And when the Cowboys beat those teams?

no

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Come back week 16

>ring

wentz has a participation trophy

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dak has cancer

why? wentz is getting injured by week 10

back to discord tranny

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>"Wishing injury on other people is bad"
>Wishes injury on your qb
Do you not get sarcasm or are you actually just that dumb

That's my whole point silly. The original discussion was that often, it's defenses that make quarterbacks miss passes, especially long passes. My main point was that most people aren't aware of how difficult it is to throw a football accurately past 20 yards due to its dimensions, difficulty to grip, and how easy it is to throw an imperfect spiral which will make the ball deviate significantly.

Even an all time talent like Drew Brees would have difficult throwing perfectly accurate 40 yard balls. It's just really difficult to do, and it's often the case with overthrown long passes that it has nothing to do with the defense.

Ok so the fart was coordinated. Sketchy but AB still owe dat nigga money

Quiet retard, non loser-team fans are talking

Really? What was Wentz statline in the Superbowl?

Come back week 10

chase young

that is one goofy looking motherfucker

one t-shirt

kek gaytriots lmao

Minshew Da Gawd

Make me, faggot.

>his qb isn't on the cover of sports illustrated

lamo

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>me and brady’s sixth ring

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dak prescott has cancer!!!

Lamar Jackson >>>>>>>>>>>> Baker Memefield

Then I’ll admit the cowboys are elite. But when you beat teams like Miami or ny I can’t say anything.

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Nobody but tiki does that it's all false flaggers

>Non loser-team
I'm sorry, what's your record? Because last I checked we hadn't lost a game yet

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Sure, but they are beating them very convincingly. Good teams are supposed to beat bad teams like that.

Lamar Jackson is elite

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every team that has played the redskins or giants has beat them convincingly

Ok i agree and yea u caught me, i didn't read most of the posts

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He was.

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Eagles sure struggled. They were a team many here would take this division easily.

Looks like this dude sister. Prob how his rents made him

rofl. widowed wives, trannys, and black men with small dicks are the only people who care about jewelry

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He probably got it from the Cowboys, who are cancer

Should we discuss Mistress T, then?

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I read that as Tar Power.

Struggled for the first half then destroyed them. Just because you scored 5 more points that Philly doesn’t mean anything.

>Eagles sure struggled
did you watch the game or just the boxscore? because I'd mark them down as 'convincingly.'

>old gay is an ugly incel
>bradysknee is a samefagging cuckold
somehow tensnake wasn’t the most cringe trip on here. Never saw it coming.

you are obsessed about mistress t, do u love her or something faggot?

Man it must suck to have something like this happen. He'll never live it down.

wait so if we're talking about tripfags doing embarrassing things we should talk about that one time you exposed yourself as an autistic samefag and tried to damage control for a whole thread afterward

Trip on Bradysbitchknees

I remember this. I think what was even funnier was the thread after when old gay was so embarrassed that he started samefagging like crazy making up excuses and all of a sudden there were 20 "different" anons proclaiming their cuckold fetish and interest in mistress T was totally normal. kek.

>me and Brady's samefag

is there a single team the dolphins are favored over?

Remember kids, this is why you don't use a tripcode on an anonymous imageboard

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Now that the loins have released CJ Anderson what's the over/under on the number of touches Johnson will get before the inevitable career ending injury and/or retiring in disgust?

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Feel free to reply to both of our posts and I'll screenshot showing you we're not the same poster.

No. And they won't be until 2021 at the earliest. Also, everyone knows this tank is going to fail.

ME AND BRADYS SIXTH RING
AND
BRADYS
SIXTH
RING

>off-season general: tripfag drama and samefaggotry

>on-season general: tripfag drama and samefaggotry

Convincingly would mean they never were down by 20 in the first place.

Shut the fuck up about these faggot tripfags, you're even worse

>tripfags shitposting about tripfags

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rams, seahawks, and 49ers have a very realistic chance of being 3-0 by next week. what the fuck is going on in the NFCW?

A good team wouldn’t get picked off vs a bad team.

so you didn't watch the game then?

Frohm got bombs

>Dances and farts and cooms all over the your boomer 100 year celebration

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I'm pretty sure Old Gay is an incel and a cuckold, while bradysknee is just a samefag, since you know, Old Gay loves Mistress T.

I did see the first half yes. I do acknowledge the comeback, but still down 20-0
bad teams can get picks if the ball pops out of a receivers hands. Sometimes Dak gets unlucky I suppose

How'd I do?

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NFCBest is back baby

Absolutely atrocious

>tfw /nfl/ is the only general retarded enough to both reply and openly talk about tripcodes even when they're not currently posting
>this general stupidity fosters a safe environment for every single trip on Yea Forums, letting them shitpost freely, all the while drawing a cult of personality around themselves
>/nfl/ posters literally keep track and seeth over tripcode history and lore, unprovoked most of the time
Some things never change

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Ya, the NFCS is still ours

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This. Fucking tardinals lagging behind making the rest of look bad as per usual.

>vikeks beating the Raidchads
Awful

Goof is more retarded than Lamar

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this

Imagine how fat is Ben going to get from now to next training camp.

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this is why he's successful. he's such a chill chad doofus that he breezes his way through life

I just haven't seen enough from them to really pick them in the match up.
Care to elaborate?

Every single anonymous person made fun of the tripcodes you utter retard. Being a notorious cuckold is not a good thing.

>viqueens

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>play in pick em
>ask other people to pick them for you
why

>still down 20-0
Eagles weren't down 20-0, you didn't even watch the game.

only demonstrates how retarded this place is

Like I said, you are so incredibly stupid that you managed to read my post and not understand a single word of it. This is your average /nfl/ poster right here. Don't bother replying again

HELP ME COACH I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO THROW IT THE HEADSET IS OUT IN MY HELMET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reminder that the viqueens will NEVER win an Owl. Honestly if you root for this team you should unironically kill yourself. Seriously, fucking end your useless retard fair weather life

Fine, then get the fuck out already.

ha ha, im just pretending to be retarded

u = btfo

>Care to elaborate?
Eagles, bucs, and 49ers all lose.

you do the same with kiwi, and let him get notoriety just because his flag isn't burger

you didn't watch the game lol

I understand it, you just have no point. "omg stop talking about the tripcodes! you're somehow making it safe and encouraging them!"

They're going to post anyways you retarded fucking dipshit whether we make fun of them or not, so we might as well make fun of them. Go piss and moan somewhere else about how upset you are about people making fun of tripfags.

All vicucks fans should suck start a shotgun. I hate you faggot delusional whiners so much. Fucking die

>omg stop making fun of the tripfags, leave the retards alone! they'll be e-famous to the whopping 50 random basement dwellers posting in these threads who will know them as annoying retarded fucks and cuckolds! dooonnnn't!!!
Get a fucking life.

DIGGS SIDELINE UNBELIEVABLE

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If you own ANY vicucks apparel, i will lunch you in your fucking stupid fat face if I ever see you

Based.

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"All around me are worn-out quarterbacks"

"Over the hill quarterbacks"

"Waiting for the day their tendons feel good happy birthday, happy birthday"

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Oh and bears lose too

>lunch

i only made that pic to be ironic

>i will lunch you
sounds pretty based to be treating people to free lunches desu

thirty eight points

To bad this all amounted to absolutely nothing. Just another worthless moment lost in the sands of time

i would 100% support stickying this in every /nfl/ general op. no hate for the actual pretty nice dudes of u tripcoders like redskinbro

patty isnt black

you're so retarded i'll stop (You)ing and just let you think you won something

>teams shouldn't celebrate any of their big plays or wins in a season unless they win the Superbowl

Retard

Reminder that there are vicucks fans who died after the 2017 Divisional round win and thought that the vicucks were winning the Owl. They died as they lived: delusional and mentally challenged and weak genes

Same thing with the Miami Miracle. One of the most incredible last ditch efforts and it meant less than nothing. Patriots still got a first round bye. The Dolphins didn't even make the playoffs. Patriots still fucked the Chiefs in their own stadium(and if anything, elevated Brady's clout even higher than it was previously with a statement road playoff win), and the Patriots won the Super Bowl.

It literally means nothing.

>his team’s biggest accomplishment is winning a Divisional round
Seriously, relocate this fucking retard-filled franchise

Seriously, who can stop us from winning the division?

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What would a Vicuck know about superbowls or winning lol
One busted play is the holy grail for this pathetic franchise.
Its sad but also great because you become the ultimate punching bag for everyone to torment.

Except you are too much of a pathetic faggot to just let it go and move on. You had to try and reply one last time and get a last word in because that's how much of a retarded, pathetic shithead you are. You care so much about the e-notoreity and negative opinion of some fag who uses a name that you wasted time whining about it when like 40-80 people post in these threads on any given day. Literally half of them are tripfags. Get over it.

>he doesn't have the BILLS in the WC Round

Are you seriously this retarded spee?

I mean /mlb/ does too, but /mlb/ is a den of pure concentrated autism that I'm not surprised you don't know.

Awhile ago a tripfag named Daddy Grienke got caught samefagging, and trying to post an anonymous story about getting pissed on but forgot to remove the tripcode half of his trip.

i wasn't even the same guy though

too bad chiphunters , porntrex's still good tho

Baker mayfield vrs a good defense.

I hope every vicuck fan dies a horrible, painful death just so that they’re reminded that not only are they the most hated fanbase in football, but that the universe also hates them

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaah

the absolute state of stoolers fans

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They should just go back to being the Cleveland Bulldogs.

So how bad are we going to torment Viking fans if the crappy Raiders get a meme win in Minnesota?
Realistically what are the chances of this? Cousins looks like a third string bum who can only throw the ball 12 times a game.

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Literally any of the 3 other teams.

its time

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It's shocking the NFL will continue to pass around Fitzpatrick, proving the owners are racists.

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It's a coin flip. Vikings have a good defense and a terrible offense. Raiders are average on both sides of the ball.

>if
You mean when. The vicucks are a 1-15 team this year. Not a single team they face will be beatable

Should the NFL be able to step in and force shit teams to trade good players if they feel that they’re being wasted? Cook deserves better than the fucking viqueens desu. He could be a HoFer if he gets freed

My body is ready. Time for jersey sales!

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>DK is a bu-

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We want less of that happening. I don't want good players accumulating on a handful of teams and then have 25 shitty garbage teams. It's better for a spattering of stars to exist.

it's time

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Right, but that's the only route he does, and defenses know it now. Nigga can't turn.

It’s not fair to good players to be squandered on bottom 5 teams like the vicucks or Giants

Kaep isn't close to that dumb.

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there is no way this fucker is not arab

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Friendly reminder that it's the Cowboy's season

If they weren't getting Tua, I'd say sure. But he'd probably be a better fit on the Redskins.

He doesn't need to turn

that pass was perfectly fine, how the fuck is it basedpatrick's fault
not a dolphins fan btw (g*ats)

can someone sign that bum so some lb can paralyze him and i never have to hear race baiting niggers creep into football again

Alright listen here niggers
Chiefs are winning the owl this year
Cap this
Tattoo it
Just remember
You heard it here first

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I dislike the vicucks and I want you all to know that

>this is the qbs fault

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Someone should start a petition to force the viqueens to fire cucksins.

What emotion is Mahomes trying to convey here?

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As long as the pats don't go to 4 straight. Week 4 the 3-0 Bills will host the 3-0 Patriots. It is on this game when the patriots are finally dethroned from the AFCE.

seems like a pretty normal guy to be honest

do you actually think josh allen is good

>vicucks paid $84miion for a guy to lead the league in fumbles and passed blocked at the line
>2 years straight
Is there any reason to ever listen to a viqueens fan about anything? They clearly have no football knowledge if they root for such a blatant money laundering scheme

>Skylar's feminine penis is poking me again

hes tired of vile typical wh*te thots fetishizing him

can someone post the kellen moore copy pasta for me please about his high iq offense

>Rapes you

THAT RIIIIIIIGHT FUCKING WH*TOID RAYCISTS

>WEEK 4 WE WILL FINALLY HAVE DELICIOUS, MOIST CAKE... WITH NO RAZORBLADES THIS TIME!!!

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I hope all vicucks fans die. Don’t @ me you salty niggers

Not nearly as bad as many people think and with room to grow. The team doesn't need him to be a good QB though just average which is what people don't realize. Still throws the ball too god damn hard.

FREE AB FROM THE WHITE MANZ

BIDNESS NEEDS TO BE BOOOOOOMIN

Protip: you can't

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>Le nothing matters except the owl

Cope more
Youre going to get exposed by the based bills

One day, one day the cake won't have razors.

R8 my new jersey, boys

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The bills, much like the vicucks, will LITERALLY NEVER win an Owl. Just accept it and pick a new team.

>
Barry Jackson
@flasportsbuzz
·
6h
Raekwon McMillan told me when he hit Brady on Sunday - a perfectly legit hit - the referee told him "Stay off Tom." NFL still protecting those QBs amid several early season injuries to marquee ones

lol pats fan think brady is still not protected

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trip on old gay

>vicucks fans

Got to see this shit.
Although, Dallas OC for years was an issue. Had good players and underachieved, whereas defense had near nothing and played up at times.

Which QB would you rather have on your team right now?

Kirk cousins or Josh Allen

>I've never seen an XXXL barely fit...

I’d rather root for any other team in the league

>mfw Tom Brady wrecking niggers and sending them back to the cotton fields

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No matter how you look at it that's a Raven's jersey

Imagine being this retarded

Didn't realize QBs were teams, but ok.

Sending them back to fuck Giselle more like it

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FUCK ME I forgot the pats have AB. FUCK THIS SEASON IM OUT.

>vicucks unironicslly defend Cucksins
I hope you guys lose the division

>he's so fast he can outrun rape charges

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By move in he means the shed out the back near the fields.

Boston is expensive but he's a millionaire, sounds cucky

real talk did bill belichick orchestrate the mono thing or does the universe really really want that 7th

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Dallas Cowboys. The playbook is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the plays will go over a typical analyst's head. There's also Kellen Moore's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his offensive schemes- his personal style draws heavily from Wade Wilson's coaching style, for instance. The true fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they're not just well developed- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Dallas Cowboys truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in The Cowboy's existential catchphrase "WE DEM BOYZ," which itself is a cryptic reference to Wiz Khalifa's epic Blacc Hollywood. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated Eagles fan simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dak Prescott's genius wit unfolds itself on their defensive formations. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Dallas Cowboys tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.

Josh Allen.
He'd probably get some great deep balls to Tyreek, n get protected by an oline. With a chance to actually grow under Reids system Allen would most likely develop into something great.

Wait you'e talking about Allen, not Rosen. Ya nah, hard pass on that. Cousins.

I let my friends stay over with me and my gf all the time. Nothing wrong with that

Yes he runs the one route he can run very well.

Handegg is over you faggots, bin this thread

Reminder that the vicucks are 4th in the division

You're talking to degenerates who have a BLACKED tab open as they post.

6 more weeks and the NFCS finna boutta get dabbed on

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Titans
Falcons
Bills
Cowboys
Packers
Eagles
Ravens
Vikings
Patriots
Bucs
Panthers
Seahawks
49ers
Chargers
Rams
Bears

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fuck

Is she hot?

started so strong and ends so cringe....just like a certain football team

Allen easily. He's basically as good as Cousins is now as far as decision making and what he lacks in accuracy, he more than makes up for having a cannon for an arm and being a better athlete.

tfw brees injury weakened the only serious playoff contender we face in the first 10 fames

holy shit its nice to get a babby schedule for once, this must be how the AFCS and the patriots feel every year

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Those are teams, yes.

Who's the first Coach to be fired this season?

A bad team beating a good team
A good team losing to a bad team

What’s more exciting.

he's wondering where the fuck the ketchup is.

The Dolphins are probably use Tua as a bargain chip in the draft. They are eyeing 2021, not 2020.

This is going to be one of those injury years where the least injured/team that has the most depth wins it all, isn't it?

Yes

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Pretty good honestly

isn't that literally the same question

Depends on the context. A good team losing to a "bad" team in the playoffs is always fun.

it's the same fucking choice retard.

Pretty much.
>White woman near a black man? I be she's licking his asshole right now while moaning for him to breed her to make a Mahommes

Don’t ever talk to me again.

U N I T

Gase and Shumur if either NY team had any sense.

But Rivera is likely the first to actually get fired.

Did you even read what you typed

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please god let it be jay gruden

You're going to lose to Green Bay.

bootyblast comes next month

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Can we make all vicucks fans leave when they lose to the raiders this Sunday?

Where is this hot girl you spoke of?

I get the black guy shock humor but why butthole licking?

I like Rivera coaching the Giants.

So you mean a bad team outperforming a good one versus a good team choking against a bad one?

its 2019, green gay is a joke now

shut the fuck up

Marrone probably. Maybe Quinn of the Falcons keep playing like shit but I could see them waiting to the off-season.

You're going to lose to Green Bay.

Looks good. They'll have a playoff spot, likely division. Feel like they'll fuck it up shortly after.

Have you ever had your ass hole licked while jerking off on her face? Shit feels fucking amazing.

Sincerely hope no vicuck fans post here

Packers and either Eagles or Lions, m8. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Nope, the mechanics don't even add up.

Is there play calling for this too?

youtube.com/watch?v=MP9k-g13f84

No joke the Vikings.

enjoy your last hurrah for the next year or 2 snowniggers. Bears D is in your future. I swear to god i will bring mitch trubisky up to elementary school level mentally myself if thats whats required.

Based Raidchads finna bouta put them on permanent vacation from Yea Forums this Sunday.

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Unless Cook pulls a 2012 AP, vikings won't beat cowboys

Yes they will. They’re gonna get locked out by the defense

>Your team
>Conference matchup you would like to see that is opposite of your teams conference

Vikings
Ravens v Patriots

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To till the fields like his granddaddy did

what is the consensus on the niners this year boys, been off Yea Forums

Yes

Fucking end your life vicuck. You’re as useless as your team

You're looking at an improved QB, reliable TE, talent at receiver, a top Of line and one of the best running backs, with an OC that inspired quality shitposting.

In all seriousness, I think Dallas will have playcalling that builds on some of their versatile talents.

I don’t get why Sports broadcasters and analysts are acting like tanking is some dangerous brand new virus that only started because of basketball 5 years ago and only just came to the NFL.

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Why are you so mad?

Shut the fuck up you dumb piece of shit. If I wanted to hear garbage I’d listen to your QB speak

sleeper championship game losers for me. i think they can make it but lack a few key people on defense ie. a good safety/LB to help shreman and need Garoppolo to get better/ need a real franchise QB

>Cowboys
>Chargers v Patriots

Really wanted to see a matchup with Palmer or one of the other older QBs that never made it happen. At this point, Philip Rivers is that guy but doesn't look likely.

You didn't answer the question

Did you see cousins play at all this weekend?

Not only has the dallas offense looked amazing with moore at the helm, cousins gonna give dallas great field position over and over

Analingus. And the mechanics are you lift your legs, expose your ass hole, and push her face in to it while you gently bang your dick against her cheek calling her a dirty ass eating slut.

>tfw you remember when indy blatantly sucked for luck
>luck is a bust anyways and retires without doing anything significant

Lmaooo imagine tanking for someone with worse passing stats than Russell wilson

Everyone hate them because I love my team.

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End your life. Nobody wants you. Your team sucks and will literally never win an Owl. The NFL swill fold and the vicucks will be the last team without a ring

The eagles literally did exactly this in 2017

It just makes no sense how you can be so mad at a sports team and a post on an anonymous underwater basket weaving forum

based viqueen loser getting btfo

>trying to rationalize the vicucks
Eat shit minnesomalian

>me and brady’s sixth ring

Cope harder vicuck. Your team is historically the most choke filled team who will never see greatness. Your life is meaningless

Now I need to understand how I am coping when all I said Vikings was my team. You are making absolutely no sense.

>Phins
>Saints Vs Eagles.

Sounds a little gay.

His first few years were pretty good.

Tbh, I would have taken Mahomes over Ron Parker at safety

>admitting you root for one of the worst teams ever created
So you’re a literal cuck

>he's still replying
Absolute retard

You're never gunna make it.

tbf mistress T doesn't only do cuckold porn. I've got a few of her incest and femdom vids saved onto my drive.
You niggers will look for any reason to eat each other, it's hilarious.

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Shoop feet porn or 4chin in the background

>vicucks fans are so insecure and thin skinned that they reply to EVERY post of the weakest bait
Lmao

Isn't that the reason you are mad? What was the point of all the other posts if you now realized why you were posting in the first place?

It has been said that cowboys fans believe Dak Prescott to be better then Carson Wentz, surely this must mean Mr.Prescott has a superbowl ring, right?

that's some sus shit right there

I think it's ridiculous that the US is the only country where the right to do this isn't free.

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>teehee! old bay-senpai and turkroach-sama and tiki-kun noticed me today! i must continue to validate their existence by continuing to reply to all of their posts thinking im an epic b8r when im the retard getting baited!

If that's your barometer Jimmy G shits on both since he has 2 rings.

Im not really sure theirs any hope for you if thats how u see it, If your baiting, well done

Based kaep and bell win out and go 14-2 sweeping the pats

Minshew gonna win MVP, ORoY, and your gf's mouth.

The only way they do this is if they're trying to beat the Dolphins for the top pick.

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Don't remember Wentz playing in the playoffs that year

Kaep should start over Darnold

I miss Bortles

Spleen will get fucked if he were to get hit. Reasonable to keep him out all season.

>Lmaooo imagine tanking for someone with worse passing stats than Russell wilson
95% of the qbs playing right now have worse passing stats than him you ogre

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One of those QBs has actually played in multiple playoff games. The other is Coffin Intz,

>what is the consensus on the niners this year boys, been off Yea Forums
Before the year, they were considered 6 seed playoff guys. Probably about the same today. They farted on two shitty teams, as is the case with pretty much everyone who is 2-0 right now.

Nobody really knows exactly how good the 2-0 teams are because none of them have faced each other and like 2/3rds of the NFL franchises are terrible for some reason this year.

Incest should be legalized. Two consenting adults and all that. With special legal exceptions for ince/ss/t with hot aunts and such.
Go Chargers btw

/Bills Owl 2020/

Sounds like a falseflagging vicuck fan

One of the assistants said he was soft.

>t. old gay

Wasted ass draft pick

They should start him and have him kiss the opposing QB.

He's injured now.

god this so hard, well said

>implying it makes any fucking difference whatsoever whether people reply to them or not
>caring this much about Yea Forums thread quality where your average poster just spams "nigger" or the same image and catchphrases over and over every single thread
>still being this mad about tripfags
Most of the tripfags in this general literally have these threads as their life. They've posted here for half a decade almost every single day. We could ignore every single post they make and it would not matter.

Being this triggered over trips in a general is pure autism. Just make fun of them when you feel like it and ignore them otherwise. Nobody fucking cares.

Eagles Suck
Cowboys Rock
Dak > Wentz
*360 dab helicopter*

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>vicucks lost to the packers
Yikes!

I stand by this law.
Never have I wanted to clap somebody's cheeks harder than my 2nd cousin. God damn what I'd do for a taste of that.

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Damn dude you would not have lasted long on Yea Forums in the good ol' days *sips*

Wentzs bench ring has as much value as Daks no ring

I'm watching the Vikings - Packers replay, and Cousins is absolute trash. He's literally an albatross around that teams neck who is dominating at every other phase of the game.

Still won a ring more recently than your has-been team, enjoy your superiority complex!

>It's illegal in the US
kek bet you guys never fucked your sisters

Dak's had three covers. Also, Intz probably pulled a ligament holding this pose.

Bears and Packers have the most championships in the league

Congrats on finally getting one i'm proud of you lil' bro! The NFCE was lagging behind with 1 team being ringless, now we are far and away the best division ever in the history of the NFL

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Hopefully suicide

Imagine being this triggered over Yea Forums

>pre-Owl championships
Literally meaningless

>rooting for a division
>>>/sec/
>>>/cfb/

i'm not going to reply to you you fucking retard

bama could unironically DESTROY the Miami dolphins football club

should I coom?

Still count faggot

Giants and Redskins lol!

Cope.

Is Jalen Ramsey going to the titans

Imagine being a Cowboys fan this season and having to be all like "damn, Dak Prescott, you fuckin' fine, all elite with your wobbly spirals and horrific pass reading skills. We would totally draft you, both my GM and the coach." when all we really want to do is trot out Tony Romo for his 16th season. Like seriously imagine having to be a Cowboys fan and not only sit in your chair while Dak stands in a collapsing pocket and turns the ball over, the favorable ref calls barely covering the point spread, and just sit there, game after game, play after play, while he tucks and runs. Not only having to tolerate his constant checkdowns but his haughty attitude as everyone on the team tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DAK PRESCOTT THROWS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his Super Mario Bros villain face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been starting nothing but a healthy diet of Pro-Bowlers and allstars and later alleged GOATs for your ENTIRE franchise coming straight out of the remnants of Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his stomach as he sucks it in to fit between the linemen, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to pay to sit there and revel in his "phenomenal (for that is what he calls himself)" skills, the talent he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous years. And then Jerry calls for another WR trade, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the stadium security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking Cowboys fan. You're not going to lose your future Spanish teaching license over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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No they don’t. By this logic the Vicucks have a championship which in modern times they do not

dilate

Not a single person actually gives a shit about this outside of the Packers or Bears teams themselves. Hell, most of them probably don't even care unless they're desperate like (You).

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the lelphins would destroy practically every college team, including alabama.
nfl teams are comprised of the very top tier of college players. meanwhile any college team is bound to have a couple scrubs somewhere on the field.

>tfw superior sunken eyed white race and thus cannot eye-kiss people
Why even live?

okay this is prettyfucking great.

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>win multiple NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE championships
>lol another league was absorbed by us so your championships don’t count
They count
Stay mad

Have sex.

I hope I get to live long enough to see a third team go 0-16 in my lifetime.

How long does it take to write that level of bullshit

>have never won anything of meaning in any sport except Boreball
>superiority
What a useless state

I could probably type that out in like 90 seconds.

I'm sorry, but is Aaron Hernandez already dead? Oh, that's right. His life isn't even over yet. In fact, he's only middle-aged. Does not having a pulse at middle-age count as being dead? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the trial is still on? Aaron Hernandez is still appealing right now and he has the best lawyers in Massachusetts for how many years now? They're appealing one of the worst decisions in the court, who just happen to have a conviction because one of the suspects agreed to testify for a plea deal. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Aaron Hernandez is one of the best fucking murderers in the NFL, he went 2-0 last year and would of walked free if his accomplice didn't snitch. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Aaron Hernandez wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Commonwealth just had their conviction overturned short of the 1st degree murder charge when they needed to get one, just like Marcia Clark did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Aaron Hernandez topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the man because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll this fucking murderer on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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84 million to handoff to Cook and throw a bunch of interceptions
what a clownshow of a franchise

He should know his place

Didn't the Skins just draft an overrated hack who's going to suck?

I like this one. More.

They really are bad. It’s a shame how much talent is being wasted with that retarded organization

...

...

This made me laugh harder than it should have

Can any vicucks fan tell me why you still root for a team that is so statistically unlikely to win an Owl that it is more likely for the NFL to fold first?

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Post the lowest iq posts you've seen today. Let me start:

It amazed me that basically no one talked on Yea Forums about this during the season after. By killing himself in the off-season, he probably avoided a thousand memes about his suicide.

So which player commits suicide when the vicucks lose on Sunday?

...

you're keeping this general alive you beautiful bastard

...

Pats fan here. I can see them dropping the game vs Buffalo late. Shit happens. Dildos are thrown.

...

Just a reminder

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The Jets will probably get killed on Sunday but whos ready to see Jamal Adams and Greg Williams go full bounty gate on Brady and the Pats

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So we all agree that there are no vicuck fans here right?

cringe

*loses in the AFCCG*
*doesnt make the playoffs this year*

...

(You) are all so fucking stupid. Fuck off.

nigga dat nigga aint even gon play doe

Not so fast, again

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kinda sorta cringe desufampai

fucking incredible

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Mahomes? More like Manigga

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All me btw ;)

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Only Arya can stop him.

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>Lamar Jackson
>baker mayfield
The AFC needs to be purged for having delusional fans

*gets cucked by AB*
no one beats the curse

nigga u aint even posted a damn thing doe

Will /ourteam/, The San Francisco 49ers of Santa Clara beat the Steelers?

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>Baker Mayfield

Wrong

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no

nigga da nigga AB gon win these niggas another bowl dis year tf u smokin nigga

The madden curse only lasts for one year you idiot.

can you teach me your jive talk my soul brother

You may only reply to this post if your team has avoided major season ending injuries to key players so far
>lions
I honestly can't believe God hasn't smited them yet

tell that to Peyton Hillis

I mean he literally cucked him. Antonio Brown had sex with Giselle. Hell they're probably doing it right now.

how this bitch... be trippin im not no daddy

Imagine if AB raped toms wife and Tom sued him? That would be crazy.

nigga u aint need no lessons. All u need is a couple 40s and a fat ass bouncin up on dat diq. Shyt cud change a nigga fr

>implying that a player who never deserved to be on the cover that got memed onto the cover because of a fan voting contest was actually cursed
Payton Hillis is an exception to the rule. Only because he got extra cursed because he never deserved to be there in the first place so the madden curse destroyed his career.

i love ebonics...this shit be fly

It's more likely Tom is banging the Personal Trainer right now.

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can someone translate this jive into Whitespeak?

You seem to have lost your way, friend. Let me help you: blacked.com

>Vikings
We fine

>rape
they have to not want it for it to be rape, my friend

AB get the fuck off Yea Forums and stay focused on football.

>MNF was the Browns v Jest
>TNF is the Tits v Vaguars
Who gives a fuck?

By a large margin. They have a good pass rush, but Beli already showed the league how to beat them. Intermediate chunk plays. Kittle, Deebo, and Mostert are going to grind for YAC too.

imagine if AB mounted TB12 in the showers before every game

5000 YDs 50+ TDs guaranteed

I’ve actually day dreamed about what would happen after a play of one player started raping another right on the field. Like JJ Watt tackles Darren Sproles then just pins him down, slips off his ants, and raped him on national TV.

im using urban dictionary

Hey mutts, handegg is for sissy faggots

Wow thanks for the link, user! I found some great material on there I'd like to share with my fellow Yea Forumsb/ros

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everyone should care about jags

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TNF games are bad teams that you know will be shit

MNF games are decent teams that end up playing like shit.

>Kittle, Deebo, and Mostert are going to grind for YAC too
the only thing these no name niggas are gonna grind on is each others dicks

>Titans
>bad
Jags are though. >We're just decent

Keep sleepin'. If you aren't lookin out that's how you get 40 hung on you.

you forgot this one

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youtube.com/watch?v=19fhxKzEjrQ
Deport Nelson Agholor back to Africa

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Why? They’re trash and you’re raving about a shitty back up that’s 4 decades too late

God damn that's raciss.

shut up and play sports

>kneels in your way

>Titans
>good

>one career game winning TD drive and it started with 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter
i'm honestly getting tired of defending this guy. every year there's always a new excuse.

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WHERES THE NEW BREAD

Correct.

>>Chargers v Patriots

So here's what happened. In 2006, SD and NE met in a Divisional round game in San Diego. Both QBs played like utter shit, but SD was up by 8 with six minutes left and the Pats facing 4th and 5 with one chance to win the game. Convert or die.

Brady drops back and throws the ball directly to this dipshit named Marlon McCree. Now, basically all Marlon has to do to win the game is fall down. Tomlinson had been destroying the Pats all day with 120+ yards and 2 TDs already. So all the Chargers had to do was send their offense out, grind some clock, go about 50 yards and kick a field goal.

Marlon's got other ideas. Marlon wants to be a hero. Marlon wants to run the ball back and score, never mind that he would have had to pole vault over the entire Patriots team to get more than three feet. Marlon never actually makes it three feet. Before he can even plan the statue that the grateful citizens of San Diego were surely going to build him, one of the many, many Pats players surrounding him on all sides pokes the ball lose. Pats recover with a fresh set of downs, score the TD and the two points, eventually score a field goal after the Chargers stop giving the ball to LT and have to punt. Game over.

And that's the story of Marty Schottenheimer's last NFL game, how Phillip Rivers and LaDainian Tomlinson never won a Super Bowl and proof that God hates the Chargers.

youtube.com/watch?v=iOQbsq0Rtsg

you can't predict mononucleosis weeks out

I'll laugh as Falk has to start against the Patriots twice

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NFC EAST QB POWER RANKINGS
MANNING
JONES
KEENUM
????
DOGSHIT
PRECOTT
INTZ

youtube.com/watch?v=19fhxKzEjrQ
Deport Nelson Agholor back to Africa

18 minutes of EDP going absolute apeshit

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Vikings aren't that much better than the raiders

good recap, that game was pretty wild desu

LaManlet was fucking good, people forget. The dude caught 100 passes one year as a RB. wild.

youtube.com/watch?v=hY3W9Z4bdS8

I love this fat fuck, he's usually right too

New Thread for Ma Homies

fucking kek

Also proof that Troy Brown should be in the Hall.

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